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Love Island Australia - Season 7 Episode 9
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00:00Yana's quick out of the bed. I assume she's running to get Kai's birthday present and she's wrapped it beautifully with all the red flags he gave her.
00:12Oh you got your birthday pants on brother.
00:14Oh shit. Woo!
00:16That was coming in hot there brother.
00:20To the kids. To the kids.
00:22Is there anyone you get you on?
00:31Um, I feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday is definitely Isabella and the one that I had the nicest kiss with was Lazy.
00:41Yeah, yeah.
00:42Hi peps.
00:43Hi gorgeous.
00:45So today it is Kai's birthday and I do want to do something special for him.
00:49I feel like we have had a bit of a rough time just getting to know each other.
00:57So I just really want to show him that I do care.
00:59Okay, so don't tell anyone. Like don't tell the guys.
01:02But I'm gonna, um, like...
01:03Surprise guys.
01:04Surprise guys.
01:05So I'm gonna need your help.
01:06I'm thinking I'm gonna lay something down near the fire pit.
01:09Maybe like a blanket and pillows.
01:11And then I want to make like a nibblies board.
01:13So maybe like, yeah.
01:14For charcuteries.
01:15Yeah babe, can you help me with that?
01:16Yeah.
01:17I called on Chef Slick Mick to come in and help with the charcuterie board today for Kai.
01:20Which I was, to be honest, slightly flattered about.
01:22She's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning.
01:24Okay, we're gonna get creative.
01:26Is this cheese?
01:27Is this?
01:28I wouldn't use that one.
01:29I think it's like...
01:30Okay.
01:31It's a bad start when you have to say, is this cheese?
01:33Yeah, no, that's actually so true.
01:35I really like it.
01:36Like Mick did his little thing.
01:37Oh, what about a carrot?
01:38No.
01:39We're not doing carrots.
01:40And I was kind of like, no, don't put that in there.
01:43Yes, put that in there.
01:44Like it really just came together really nice.
01:46I want him thinking that like I'm very much wife's material.
01:49You know what I mean?
01:50Is this giving wife's material?
01:51I think it is.
01:52Like, even though I made it.
01:53Shhh.
01:54Guys, I need to set up the whole picnic vibe without him seeing anything.
02:01You know?
02:02Oh, what have we got going up here?
02:03Nothing.
02:04Go back down.
02:05Right, now.
02:06I'm hungry.
02:07Babe, get back down there and work on that tan.
02:10Snack time is not right now.
02:14Are you on slick?
02:15Okay, we need to distract Kai, please.
02:19What are you doing?
02:20Sip at the pool.
02:22What are you doing?
02:23What's up?
02:24I'm just like chilling.
02:25You look nice.
02:26You too, babe.
02:27Sip needs more pillows.
02:29It was all, you know, in a strategy in the set up.
02:32How can I set the scene for her?
02:33Because she's painting that picture in her head for me.
02:35And I really wanted to deliver it for her.
02:37Because she's come to me trusting me.
02:38So when you put your trust in me, I deliver.
02:40Can I go for a char?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Like in the room?
02:43Oh yeah.
02:44Do you want to go in the bedroom?
02:49I'm kind of like tired.
02:51The sun is like draining me a little bit.
02:53Give me the, all clear.
02:55The cute, yeah.
02:56Maybe do it like a, oh!
02:58I'll just do it like this.
03:00Yep.
03:01Oh no, you little babies.
03:03You like those sunnies?
03:04Yeah, I do.
03:05They're good.
03:06I reckon they actually look better on me than you.
03:08Oh, exactly.
03:09Yeah?
03:10Tell me when he's coming down.
03:11Try and just not spy on him.
03:13Okay, I want to find some sun, but like talking private.
03:16Should we go down here?
03:18Good girl, good girl!
03:19Good girl, good girl!
03:20Good girl, good girl!
03:21Good girl!
03:22Good girl!
03:23Good girl!
03:24Good girl!
03:25Do you feel like a baby?
03:26Oh!
03:27Look at you, eh?
03:28Huh?
03:29That's cute.
03:30Is it?
03:31That's really cute.
03:32Wow.
03:33I like this.
03:34That's mad.
03:35Oh, yum!
03:36We delivered what we wanted to do.
03:37We wanted Kaya to be impressed, and I think we did that, so I'm happy.
03:48It's been hard for me to show you that I do actually like you, and I do really care for
03:53you, and I'm really happy that I'm coupled up with you, so I wanted to just...
03:59I actually think I needed this, eh?
04:01Yeah, really?
04:02I think I did need a little bit of reassurance on mine, too, and I actually do appreciate it.
04:05It's actually really nice.
04:07Yeah.
04:08I think this is giving me a little bit more hope, actually.
04:14But yeah, I actually think this is really cute, so thank you.
04:18It's good.
04:23Yeah, I'm stoked.
04:24It actually gave me a breath of fresh air.
04:26It made me realise that, like, yeah, she is more keen on me than I thought.
04:30It's gonna go here.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Like, you know, it's like when someone, like, asks you, like, you're on the verge, like,
04:47crying, and someone's like, tell me how you feel.
04:49And you're just like...
04:50Fuck off, I don't want to.
04:51Crying, crying a river is what I feel like.
04:53Oh, there's just so much emotion in my head, like...
04:56You've had a lot going on in here.
04:58I don't even want to feel like this, I can't see.
05:02I don't want to look like I'm fucking crying over him either, like, it's not even that.
05:10It's just, like, seeing all these things, like, the weird and, like, it being his birthday, like...
05:17I don't know, just, like, all these memories coming back, you know what I mean?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Like...
05:22I think, obviously, it's very overwhelming for you.
05:24So fucking overwhelming.
05:26But you're allowed to cry.
05:29I just want to go home, be in my bed, with my friends.
05:35Like, I'm just feeling two emotions.
05:38Like, I'm feeling, like...
05:39Happiness for them, but, like...
05:40Happiness for them, but then, like...
05:41A bit, like, what the fuck?
05:42Yeah.
05:43It's like a best friend going for your ex.
05:44That's exactly what I was trying to explain.
05:45Like, it's like, if my best friend back at home was with my ex, except it's not like they're
05:50being sneaky, they're literally doing it in my face.
05:52Just doing it in my face.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Like, even just waking up and seeing my ex in bed with another girl, like, it's just...
05:57It's not normal.
05:58It's not fucking normal.
05:59Yeah.
06:00And it's making me, like, go batshit crazy.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:13My, like, such a fucking pain.
06:22I'm just...
06:23You said a lot in my head.
06:25I want to see like in my head I'm just like starting to lose the part
06:38where like I genuinely just want to go home
06:41Do I stay like
06:51Guys I'm so sorry I know it's terrible but I ran out of toilet paper and used a croissant
07:08so please make sure that no oh my god oh dear not funny Cooper
07:13Where do you want to sit?
07:15I'm going over here out of the spot
07:16Let's move on quickly shall we thanks Mateo
07:20How are you feeling?
07:21Yeah good good
07:22Yeah?
07:22Oh that couch I slept on is a bit how you going?
07:27I'm keen to see what's like in store for us today
07:29I do have a weird feeling that I'll be going on a date
07:31Yeah who would you pick to go on a date?
07:34You put me right on it
07:35I don't know yeah probably
07:36I feel like like would you be weirded out if I picked you?
07:43Um
07:43Not weirded out what's a what's the right word for that
07:46Like
07:47Hit me on a word I don't know I can't think
07:51Not like uncomfortable like obviously like you seem really cool and stuff but
07:54Yeah
07:55Oh I'm gonna get it
07:58I used to do gymnastics
07:59I don't know
08:02You don't know what?
08:04Like I don't know how to phrase it
08:08Like I don't know what like word it is either
08:10Yeah
08:11That's crazy
08:17The conversation was like forced
08:20And it's like awkward
08:21So like out of ten how strong do you think you and your partner is?
08:28I'm curious
08:29Out of ten?
08:31Yeah give me a number
08:35That's a weird like way to rate something
08:38Why?
08:38Because it's not really rating like opportunity
08:40No no no no not in that way but like just rate like the connection you have with him
08:43Oh it's pretty strong at the moment I'm not gonna lie
08:45Yeah like obviously at the moment me and Connor are like really strong so
08:51We're just like fighting
08:55Interesting
09:00Speaking with Izzy yeah you can just tell that you know the energies weren't really reciprocating
09:05Very well
09:06Which is so fine
09:08I need to go to this one
09:09I think she's got some pretty heavy like strong feelings for Connor
09:12Okay
09:13Which is fine
09:14Connie baby
09:18Connie baby
09:20Connie baby
09:21You know that's so fine
09:22Like that's yeah
09:23One more time
09:25One more time
09:26One more time
09:26One more time
09:27Three two one go
09:29Wow
09:32Jottham hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual
09:36Go team
09:36Yes
09:39Yes
09:39Perfect Irish Queen Tamara is chatting to lowly peasant Cooper.
09:51Last night she felt he talked at her too much,
09:54so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise in an attempt to start over.
09:58She'll never know.
10:00Yeah, because you start in the gym every morning, right?
10:02Yeah, well, I'm single, might as well.
10:04You're not going to do it when you're not?
10:06No, I'll probably make someone a coffee.
10:07Yeah.
10:08How do you have your coffee?
10:08I'll make one for you in the morning.
10:11I'm making her an omelette.
10:12Mick, shut up.
10:14Yeah, I'm definitely into Tamara.
10:16She's a good-looking girl.
10:18How can you not be?
10:18And she's Irish.
10:19I do have a thing for accents.
10:21What does your tattoo say?
10:22Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
10:24Is it like a funny tat?
10:25It's a conversation starter.
10:26So it's meant to be like...
10:27Yeah.
10:27Doing exactly what it's doing now?
10:28Yeah.
10:29Yeah, it's perfect.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Again, come out at the same now.
10:33It's all good.
10:34Yeah.
10:34You're throwing me off, Mick.
10:38I'm not going to lie.
10:39Throwing you off?
10:40Koopa Troopa over there.
10:41He's trying to chat his fricking verbal nonsense like he always does.
10:45So I thought I'd come in and just break up anything they've got going on there.
10:48Just because I'd like to weasel my way in.
10:50What's your plan for the rest of the day?
10:51How's her headbutt like?
10:52Probably talking to me.
10:53Oh my God.
10:53You always headbutt it.
10:54Mate, I'm not talking here right now anymore.
10:57Mick, I'm not talking here anymore.
10:59Like, what are you doing, Mick?
11:02Guy's a nervous wreck and just does weird things all the time.
11:05Who have you actually got to chat to?
11:07You've obviously got a mate.
11:08And, yeah.
11:09Mick, fuck off.
11:10Seriously.
11:11You mustn't have any mates on the outside, hey?
11:15Wow, wee!
11:18That's not that hairy, mate.
11:20I've been way worse than that.
11:21With the bombshells set to steal soon, Mick takes a break from the reason he thinks he was put in the villa
11:25to annoy Cooper for the actual reason he was put in the villa.
11:29Uh, what's going on?
11:30What is horrible?
11:31How's your day so far?
11:32Good, how's yours?
11:33You enjoying it?
11:34Yeah.
11:36Oh, Roger, I'll be in.
11:39Whoa.
11:41Okay.
11:42Okay.
11:42I really don't know how I found myself in the middle of this Mick and Cooper rivalry,
11:47but, I mean, I'm quite literally in the middle.
11:50You're just sitting on top of me right now.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Are you putting yourself here?
11:54Yeah, I thought I'd give you a back rest.
11:56Yeah, you did, actually.
11:57Thanks.
11:57Thanks.
11:58Appreciate it.
11:58You comfortable?
12:00Very.
12:00Okay.
12:01Yeah.
12:02All right.
12:03What are you hating so far about this place?
12:05I'm not hating anything so far.
12:07Yes, you are.
12:07Are you about to change it?
12:09Are you about to make me hate it?
12:11Depends, like, if you couple up with me or not.
12:12Then, yeah, then everything will probably go downhill and really say how well.
12:18It'll go downhill if I do or if I don't?
12:19If you do.
12:21If I do, okay.
12:22If you don't, you'll be safe.
12:23I'll keep that in mind.
12:24My conversations with Mick are, like, the most insane conversations ever,
12:28and they go from, like, zero to 100 in a nanosecond.
12:31He's definitely a joker guy.
12:32He's got a lot of, like, cheekiness in him, too, which is not a bad thing.
12:36You have very small hands, actually.
12:37I have tiny fists.
12:39Yeah.
12:40You have...
12:40Big arms.
12:41I have tiny thumbs.
12:42Fums?
12:43Yeah.
12:44Yeah, what the hell?
12:45Yeah, like, little limbs.
12:46Big arms are tiny.
12:48Hey, Cooper, are you getting jealous?
12:49What?
12:50Sorry.
12:51You're a terrible person.
12:53Mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me.
12:56She's such an idiot.
12:58No wonder your ex-girlfriend left you.
13:01You're actually terrible.
13:02That was me, yeah.
13:03Mission accomplished, so, Mick, who would have thought being yourself could be so infuriating?
13:08Someone else on a mission is new bomb Mateo, who, yeah, fine, will hold for
13:12Ross right in pinky.
13:13Take your time.
13:14Great.
13:15Anyway, Mateo chats to Jana.
13:17Miss, would you like to go for a chat?
13:19Yeah, let's.
13:19Sweet.
13:20Where do we go?
13:21Where do we go?
13:22Up here.
13:22Up here.
13:22Up here.
13:23In there.
13:23Oh, this is the groin stretch.
13:24How are you going?
13:25Yeah, I'm good.
13:26Good?
13:26Yeah.
13:27Yeah?
13:28Are you all right from this morning?
13:31What was this morning?
13:32Were you a little bit upset?
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:33Yeah?
13:34No, I just had a little sook.
13:35I'm not usually like that.
13:36Really?
13:36It's just like...
13:37Emotions are just a little bit heightened.
13:38Yeah, they're just like a lot.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:41I literally can't believe it.
13:42Just when I thought that my Love Island experience was dead in the water, I wanted to leave.
13:48A man paused me for a chat.
13:50What do you like to do, like, for fun?
13:51Like, on a public holiday, like, what would you like to go do?
13:54Okay, public holiday, I'll probably just sit at home the whole day, 12 hours a day, just
13:57play video games.
14:00No, I'm joking.
14:01I'm joking.
14:02You're going to give me a heart attack.
14:04You're going to give me good things.
14:07Public holiday, I love the beach.
14:09Oh, the beach, bro, is just so good.
14:12Do you surf?
14:12Oh, just on the bodyboard, like, yeah.
14:14Oh, I have to teach you.
14:15I need...
14:15That's my plan, like, this year.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:17To learn how to surf.
14:18I'm a surfer.
14:18I've got a wedding and everything.
14:19Really?
14:20Yeah.
14:20Yeah.
14:20And you're, like, just soaking up the sun, just lying there like a dead fish on the beach.
14:24Yeah.
14:24Oh, my God, I love doing that, too.
14:25Dead fish on the beach.
14:26Oh, I love doing that shit, too.
14:28I am so attracted to Mateo.
14:30I honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa.
14:33His tattoos, his tan, his teeth, and even he just, like, looks clean.
14:38Like, you know what I mean?
14:39You know when someone just looks clean?
14:40Like, they don't look filthy.
14:42I love it.
14:43So, who would you say, like, is on your kind of radar, I guess, out of all the guys here?
14:48Just me right now?
14:49Yeah, honestly.
14:49Anyone else?
14:50Nah.
14:51Yeah, cool, cool.
14:52Like, if I'm being honest.
14:54Yeah, nice.
14:55My luck has just turned around in this villa.
14:57One second, I'm crying over my ex-boyfriend.
14:59Next minute, I'm getting this new connection with this guy, and a connection that I have
15:04not felt in this villa yet, and I'm just so excited to explore it.
15:07I'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes.
15:12I love it.
15:17Coming up, Sophie's back, and someone's about to pack.
15:23By the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
15:39Sad news on Love Island now, as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
15:44Sorry, bud.
15:44Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
15:53Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
15:58Coops, are you done with the lady?
15:59Yeah, yeah.
16:00Yeah, it's me.
16:01You've been down there with the girls.
16:01Why not?
16:02Let's go.
16:02Beanbag it up?
16:03All right.
16:04Hey, let's beanbag it off.
16:06That's a great sentence.
16:06See you later.
16:07Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
16:10Ross has been happily coupled up with Sian, and I refuse to see him throw it all away
16:16by pulling someone for a chat, unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen with hair
16:21as black as Guinness.
16:22Play on, lovebirds.
16:24My Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia, and I'm like, yeah, fair enough.
16:26Honestly, though, yeah.
16:27I feel like you're the most, I've been in Australia for four years, I still feel like
16:29you're the most Australian person I've met.
16:31Really?
16:31Yeah.
16:32Outside the villa, I'm even more so, like, I just wear bodies and barefoot, whatever.
16:36I don't know if I ever thought I'd be into that typical Australian mullet look, but I
16:41feel like his personality is definitely my type, so, I don't know, I'm open for sure.
16:47Did you tell me you had siblings as well?
16:49I do, yep.
16:50I am the middle child.
16:51Okay.
16:52You give me middle child energy.
16:54What's middle child energy?
16:55I don't know, like, I feel like...
16:56Because we get a bad rap.
16:58Yeah.
16:58I'm definitely attracted to Tamara.
17:00I think we're quite similar in some ways, and I say I love funny girls, and she's definitely
17:04funny, she's definitely got the chat.
17:07How are you doing these days?
17:09Yeah, really good.
17:10Yeah.
17:10I had a good sleep last night.
17:12You're on Rossy-Bossy?
17:13Rossy-Bossy.
17:14Does he get more intimate?
17:15No.
17:16He hasn't yet?
17:17No.
17:17So, I'm, honestly, I'm just sort of stepping back.
17:19Yeah.
17:20And just...
17:20Let him take the lead.
17:21Yeah.
17:22And just follow his lead.
17:23Correct, I will just follow it.
17:24Now it's sort of like, okay, we can't just be, like, literally, all right, goodnight,
17:28and turning away every single night.
17:30Like, I would like a little bit more than that, personally.
17:32But, yeah, I'm honestly just sort of chilling.
17:35And seeing what he does.
17:36I like being there.
17:37Yeah, because you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad, right?
17:40Yeah, I do.
17:41And he's very, like, outdoorsman, right?
17:43Very much so, yeah.
17:44Very much a green-thumbed gardens guy.
17:45Yeah, my mum's a gardener, so I definitely get that.
17:48Yeah, she's, like, hardcore gardener.
17:50Like, I'll go looking for her at, like, 11, 12 o'clock at night time.
17:54At night?
17:54And she'll be, like, on the tractor lawnmower, cutting the ground.
17:57And I'm like, woman, would you come inside?
17:59Like, what are you doing?
18:00She's like, it's going to rain tomorrow.
18:01I'm like, bro, it's fine.
18:05Like, the grass can be an inch taller.
18:06Like, it's okay.
18:07And she's like, oh, my God, imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that.
18:10Like, it's so funny.
18:11So, yeah, she's a gardening 24-7.
18:13It's such a parent thing, too.
18:13Like, my dad's, like, yeah, big on what the neighbours are thinking.
18:16Oh, yeah, God forbid that, like, Mary comes across and is like, jeez, look at the state
18:20of her lawn.
18:21Yeah, yeah.
18:21They take a lot of pride.
18:22It's something that this generation, our generation, I don't think we carry that, like.
18:25I know, which is sad.
18:26It is sad.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Yeah.
18:28I mean, some of us, like, probably you and I will pay a bit more attention to it because
18:31of our upbringing.
18:34Yeah, we'll be out, like, pruning the roses and cutting the lawn in the middle of the night.
18:37I really enjoyed my chat with Ross.
18:40It was one of my favourite conversations I've had in here so far, I think.
18:43He's just got that really nice personality.
18:46He's really just lovely to talk to.
18:48He's really friendly.
18:49And, yeah, I feel like there's a lot to learn about him.
18:51And I'm really excited about finding out what he likes and what he does.
18:55As Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair, having
19:13bond with Isabel, bombshell Mateo tries to un-bomb with Lacey.
19:18I feel like yesterday, out of the odds that I did, I was only three, yourself included.
19:22And that was, I don't know, there was something else there.
19:25I'm not going to lie to you.
19:26Yeah.
19:26Yeah, there was.
19:27Yeah.
19:27I don't know if you felt that too.
19:28I felt that too.
19:28It was just like, what the hell is going on here?
19:31Yeah, I was expecting that.
19:31It was a good kiss.
19:32It was a good kiss.
19:33It was like, it was not.
19:35It was like, ooh.
19:35It was really, yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:37It was good.
19:37It was good.
19:39Yeah.
19:39So, like, are you wanting a long-term partner?
19:44Oh, yes.
19:44Yes.
19:45Obviously.
19:45100%.
19:46Wow, I like that.
19:47When was your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?
19:49So, I've never had, like, a, yeah.
19:53Really?
19:54Yeah.
19:54Holy moly.
19:56That's crazy.
19:57Really?
19:58Yeah, so I've never had, like, a...
19:59It's not shocking because, like, it's like, you obviously know that you're really, really,
20:03like, you know, beautiful and stuff.
20:05So, it's like, well, why hasn't a guy, you know, put his, like, time and effort into you?
20:08Yeah, yeah.
20:08But I have had, like, situationships, which I hate.
20:12Like, they are just...
20:14Yeah, yeah.
20:18Mateo is definitely a guy that does give off boyfriend material.
20:23Vibes.
20:24I'm in my prime.
20:25Like, I feel like I've got everything sorted, financially stable, I've got my own place.
20:29I've got everything right now, but that person I would like to kind of share it with.
20:33I feel like I'm in a similar situation.
20:34I know what I want.
20:36I know what I don't want.
20:37Chat with Lacey definitely surprised me.
20:39I didn't think someone, you know, at her age, like, had her shit sorted, and that's kind
20:44of what I'm after.
20:44With me, I'm a very straight-up person, and I've got big balls, babe.
20:48So, I was, like...
20:49Bigger than mine?
20:50Bigger than yours, babe.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Which is yours?
20:51Yeah, and positive.
20:52Really?
20:52Like, my balls are, like, the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life.
20:55Juiciest?
20:55Yeah.
20:56And I'm saying that...
20:56What fruit we're talking about?
20:57How juicy?
20:57Like, I'm going to say, like, all the juiciest fruits you've ever think of combined times
21:02one million.
21:04Yeah.
21:04I think mine at times, like, two million.
21:06Well, mine's times...
21:07But good to hear.
21:07You probably met your match right now.
21:08So, that's good to hear.
21:10Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation where wonders never cease.
21:14Now all she has to do is subtract Kai divided by Cooper to get a proper square root of Mateo.
21:20It's maths, you perverts.
21:21You know, I've got a feeling some praise happening as well.
21:34Izzy, can I use the room with the plan?
21:36Yeah, just put it back in here.
21:37Thank you, babe.
21:38How are you feeling, Tamara?
21:40Good.
21:41I'm excited for tonight.
21:42Who are you vibing with so far?
21:43I feel like I've spoken to probably Mick the most at this point.
21:47Mick was very high on my radar and Cooper.
21:50I've been getting to know a couple of the boys, and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent vibes.
21:57One of us might be going home tonight.
22:00You know what?
22:00It'd be pretty shit to go out on a birthday, eh?
22:02Yeah.
22:07How's Kaiser?
22:08He's cool.
22:09Um, yeah, he's really nice.
22:12Obviously, because of, like, the whole situation, it's been, like, hard for everyone.
22:15And I wanted for him to have a nice birthday because, you know, like...
22:19I think it was just, like, weird for me because, like, the last birthday was, like, us.
22:23You know what I mean?
22:24Yes.
22:24And so, like, to being here, and it's, like, us, but, like, not us.
22:28Yeah.
22:28I feel like when I initially came here, I automatically put Yana and Lazy off because of the age.
22:37I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to them.
22:39They seemed...
22:39They seemed...
22:40I think they got a bit on on the app side, which is always a good sign.
22:45After talking to Mateo, like, I actually feel genuinely like I really want to get to know him.
22:50The chat just rolled.
22:52Nice.
22:52Like, it felt like...
22:53It felt nuts.
22:53Yeah, and it was, like, I want to book a second date with this man.
22:56You know what I mean?
22:56Yeah.
23:04Oh, I'm keen for a bev, I'll tell you all.
23:05Facts.
23:06Yana, how convenient.
23:08We just so happen to have some bevs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Cheers.
23:15Baby, let's go.
23:16Cheers.
23:17Cheers.
23:18Everyone get behind me.
23:20Group's getting bigger now.
23:22Everyone excited?
23:22One, two, three.
23:23Yeah.
23:25Whoa.
23:26I just want to say something to him again.
23:28Happy birthday to my boy.
23:29Yeah.
23:30Happy birthday.
23:32Thank you, everyone.
23:33Oh.
23:34I got it, Tash.
23:37Hey.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40All Islanders have five here immediately.
23:43Oh, shit.
23:46I feel like head's a little bit scrambled.
23:49Definitely a hard choice.
23:51There's three amazing, beautiful women.
23:54Lacey and I had a really good chat today.
23:57Chat with Yana.
23:58That was awesome.
23:59But Izzy's more kind of my type on paper.
24:03Yeah, it's going to be tough.
24:04I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight.
24:08I really want to make the right decision.
24:10I feel like in the moment, I'm going to know.
24:15I know your life is going to take you into a fall.
24:21Into a fall.
24:22Save your love.
24:23Save your love.
24:27The end has come.
24:28The islanders gather.
24:41A flame, it does burn.
24:43A recoupling looms.
24:44Their bum cheeks do squirm.
24:46The mood was so high.
24:47How low it has sunk.
24:49But who cares about them?
24:50Let's bring on the monk.
24:52All eyes, eyes on me.
24:55Watch me rising higher.
24:58So bright, set you free.
25:01Burning with desire.
25:04Can't put your touch, don't get it too close.
25:06You're looking for the taste and you should know.
25:09Now that's here, but you're a new one.
25:12You don't want to play with my heart.
25:14Good evening, Islanders.
25:16Hi.
25:17Hey.
25:18How are you all going?
25:19Good.
25:19You know what?
25:20Fun fact.
25:21Do you know if you make out for 10 minutes, you can burn up to 60 calories?
25:24Oh, there you go.
25:25That's why you're all so lean and hot, huh?
25:29Guy, lovely to meet you.
25:31Have you enjoyed your time so far?
25:32It's been a bit rough the first couple of days, but I'm starting to settle in now.
25:35It's really good.
25:35Oh, great.
25:37Tamara, nice to meet you.
25:39It's really exciting.
25:40Mateo, how are you going?
25:41Very good, thank you.
25:44That's all gone.
25:44I don't really know.
25:45Fair enough, fair enough.
25:50Islanders.
25:51There are currently five couples in the villa.
25:55Lacey and Kai.
25:57Yana and Mick.
25:59Sian and Ross.
26:01Gabby and Jotham.
26:03And Isabel and Connor.
26:06And there are three singles.
26:08Cooper.
26:08And our two newest bombshells, Tamara and Mateo.
26:14Islanders, it is a Love Island sin to be single.
26:19By the end of tonight, there will be no singles in this villa.
26:29Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
26:32Tamara, it's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with.
26:45You can choose any boy you like, regardless of whether they're in a couple.
26:50Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
26:53I would like to couple up with this boy because when I walked in, I was initially attracted
26:58to him right away.
26:59We had a really good, intelligent conversation.
27:01And I think we have pretty similar banter and similar humor.
27:06So the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
27:11Mick.
27:12Mick, you look good together.
27:21I'm good.
27:21You're very good.
27:24How are you feeling?
27:25I'm a bit better than I did the other night, that's for sure.
27:27Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:28You're smiling a lot more.
27:29That's it.
27:29I think we look very nice together.
27:31You do.
27:32Actually, it looks better than me, but yeah.
27:34Well, Tamara and Mick, you are now officially a couple.
27:37Please take a seat.
27:48Over to you, Mateo.
27:50Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
27:54I would like to couple up with this girl because I feel like we share similar values.
28:00And I don't know, I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person.
28:04So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
28:09Dangerous games.
28:14Lacey.
28:16Dangerous games.
28:22Dangerous games.
28:28Lacey.
28:29Oh, my God.
28:30You look pretty shocked by this.
28:31Yeah, to be honest, I wasn't expecting that.
28:34We did have a good, really cool conversation today.
28:38But yeah, I was not expecting that.
28:40Are you taking that as a compliment?
28:41Yeah.
28:42Are you fluttered?
28:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:44Oh, good.
28:45And Kai, how's it going over there?
28:47Yeah, I mean, it is what it is here to have to choose someone.
28:50I mean, it's not the birthday I wanted to, you know, really want to end on.
28:54But look, it is what it is here to choose.
28:56I can't be disappointed with his decision.
28:58Well, Lacey and Mateo, you're now officially a couple.
29:02Go and take a seat.
29:04I can't even do this with me.
29:18Islanders.
29:19The bombs have had their say.
29:22Tamara and Mick and Mateo and Lacey.
29:25You're locked in as couples and you're safe.
29:27That leaves us with four girls and five boys.
29:34The maths not adding up.
29:37Tonight is a recoupling.
29:40Girls will pick boys.
29:42And whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
29:47Can all the boys, except for Mateo and Mick,
29:51please come and stand on the stairs.
29:52Sian, please stand up.
30:08Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
30:12I would like to couple up with this boy tonight
30:14because we have unreal banter.
30:16I believe we do have a genuine connection.
30:19And I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life.
30:21So tonight the boy I would like to couple up with is...
30:25Rossi baby.
30:35Ross, what do you think of her speech?
30:37Oh, very flattered.
30:39And the feeling's mutual.
30:40Well, Sian and Ross, you're locked in as a couple.
30:44Isabel, please stand up.
30:46I would like to couple up with this boy
30:52because since coming to the villa,
30:54we've had such an amazing time together
30:55and I want to continue to see where our connection goes.
30:59So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
31:02Connor.
31:04Connor, is that a shock?
31:15I had an idea.
31:16Yeah, you had an idea.
31:17Hello, Inkling.
31:19Did you like what you heard?
31:20I did.
31:21I'd like to hear more, but we can save that.
31:25Isabel and Connor, you're locked in as a couple.
31:28Gabby, please stand up.
31:31Sorry.
31:31I would like to couple up with this boy
31:36because he's hot as fuck.
31:40He makes me feel safe.
31:42He's brought out a side to me that,
31:45look, I didn't even know I had.
31:47So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
31:50Jonathan.
31:51Oh.
31:52Well, Jotham, Gabby used the O-word,
32:04the outside the villa.
32:05The outside, I know.
32:07Well, Gabby and Jotham, you're now a couple.
32:10Well done.
32:11Two boys on the steps.
32:23And only one girl left to pick.
32:27Jana, please stand up.
32:33What's going through your head?
32:35I feel like I've been around a runner in this villa.
32:39Yeah.
32:39It's been pretty fucked recently.
32:43But, yeah, just another situation, I guess, like this.
32:47So, we'll see.
32:50As if the choice wasn't hard enough.
32:52You're now facing a boy that you were in love with
32:56a matter of months ago,
32:57or someone you picked on day one
33:00and had an initial bond with.
33:05Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
33:09Oh, shit, sorry.
33:20But I can't.
33:21Having been in an impossible situation all week,
33:39Jana finds herself in another impossible situation.
33:43Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
33:46Oh, shit, sorry.
33:52Butterflies when we began.
33:57Well, I can't.
33:58My heart raced but reached the end.
34:04Was it time to play in my mind and what I felt?
34:08Um, I can't even talk, guys.
34:14Um, I would like to couple up with this boy
34:18because I think he has really gotten along
34:21with everyone in this villa already.
34:24I feel like there is some genuine connections
34:27with people that he's been able to make.
34:28I think I want to give him a shot
34:32at getting a connection with someone.
34:39So the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is...
34:45Kai.
34:46I'll lock it up.
35:05Fuck me.
35:09Sorry, Coops.
35:10Nah, it's all good.
35:11There's nothing there, so it makes sense.
35:13Yeah.
35:14Good luck sharing a bed with your ex, though.
35:16Yeah.
35:17Thanks.
35:19Good luck going home.
35:21Oh, my God.
35:25Kai, is there anything you want to say to Jana
35:27before we move on?
35:28Um, look, I'm stoked that she picked me.
35:30I genuinely didn't think that would happen.
35:33Um, I think we didn't really get off to the right foot
35:35when I first come in here.
35:36And, um, you know, I just appreciate
35:39she's given me another chance.
35:41Yeah.
35:43Do you think she's made the right decision?
35:45Look, honestly, I hope she has.
35:47I think she has.
35:48Yeah?
35:49That's all I've really got to say about it, really.
35:51I'm a bit shocked.
35:52Jana, is there a possibility with Kai?
35:56Um, there's definitely comfort with Kai.
35:58Like, I was there for a long time.
36:01But, yeah, I don't know.
36:03I don't know what the next steps are, honestly.
36:05Kai, how's it feel hearing that?
36:07Yeah, look, I'm speechless, to be honest with you.
36:09Um, I don't even know.
36:11I've got nothing to say, really.
36:12I'm, yeah, pretty gobsmacked that I'm sitting there.
36:16Cooper, come over here.
36:18Oh, darling.
36:19How are you?
36:19Good.
36:20Do you understand Jana's decision?
36:22Or do you think she made a mistake?
36:24I just feel sorry for her after I'm going to share a bed with her ex.
36:26That's going to be a rough one tonight.
36:28Well, Cooper, I'm going to make it official.
36:32You have been dumped from the villa.
36:34You have 30 minutes to pack your bags and say your goodbyes.
36:37Sweet.
36:37The rest of you, I'll see you real soon.
36:41No.
36:42Bye.
36:43Night.
36:45Let's do it.
36:49Good luck tonight.
36:50That's rough.
36:50Are you still there?
36:51He's sharing a bed.
36:52No.
36:53Well, I'm actually happy.
36:54I honestly thought he was going there.
36:55Same, babe.
36:56I love you, bro.
36:59I love you, man.
37:01I can't.
37:01I love you.
37:02I feel rattled as fuck.
37:05Do you have smart connections in here?
37:06Like, at least Kai can still...
37:07Might be able to find a connection.
37:08And, yeah, still in English, ladies.
37:10I don't know that they've got a thing, so...
37:11Yeah.
37:12I'm still in my head weighing up what's better, what's worse,
37:14but at the end of the day, sending Cooper home hurt one person,
37:18but if I were to send Kai home, it would have hurt two.
37:21To be honest, like, it's just, like, there's nothing really doing it.
37:23At this point, I was kind of just begging for a bombshell after a bombshell.
37:26Oh, what's that?
37:27Oh, my God.
37:28There's a guy.
37:30What the hell?
37:32Huh?
37:33What the hell?
37:33What do you mean?
37:35I'm smacked, eh?
37:36I thought I was gone.
37:38I thought I was gone.
37:39I'm shell-shocked.
37:40I don't know if I deserve to be saved by Yana.
37:43I think it's a very nice gesture,
37:45and I think I was very mature, man.
37:52Yeah, it's made me look at her in a different way again
38:07and see, like, she does have a good heart.
38:13I don't even know what to say, man.
38:30I don't even know what to say, bro.
38:35I'm not going to really cry over spilt milk.
38:38I'm kind of, like, getting to the point where I was, like,
38:39I've had enough in here.
38:43The milk was off anyway, so who gives a shit?
38:46How do you feel?
38:46I think you wore your heart on your sleeves,
38:49you've kind of not really blown up about it.
38:52Like, I don't feel like I really missed anything.
38:54When that new bombshell come in, I was like,
38:55if she chooses Mick, she's definitely not the one for me.
39:00She's pretty, she can talk, but you know what?
39:03That's just someone that I'd probably take out for one day
39:06and probably bin after, like, you know.
39:11And the same goes for a lot of the other girls.
39:13I was probably... I was getting pretty over it.
39:14I don't know how I feel.
39:23Like, I'm just happy that Kai's here,
39:24because I want to sleep while he's going home.
39:25Like, I'm so grateful that he's here.
39:27I really like him.
39:29I was scared.
39:30I think if he had have gone home,
39:32I think that I really would have just gone with him.
39:34I was so shocked.
39:36I wasn't expecting Mateo to pick me.
39:38Yeah, that's bad as well.
39:39But we did have a good conversation.
39:41Yana really likes Mateo.
39:43I can tell.
39:43It's just, like, such an uncomfortable...
39:45Like, I don't know.
39:46I'm just...
39:46If anything, I'm just so grateful that Kai's still here.
39:51Bro, I thought you, like,
39:52would have wanted him out the villa, Kai.
39:54Yeah, well...
39:54So you're going to be fine now with him in the villa?
39:57No.
39:57Because you did save him.
39:58Did you...
39:59Yeah, but I didn't want to be in a bed
40:00with someone I'm not that comfortable with.
40:02Mm.
40:03Why?
40:03Did you think I should have done the other one?
40:05No, I just thought you would have wanted him out the villa
40:06while you could.
40:07I'm, like, really confused.
40:09I think every single one of us in the villa
40:11would have dumped our ex.
40:13We would have been like,
40:13here's your payback.
40:15Happy fucking birthday.
40:16See you later.
40:17Mack yourself 100%.
40:18Are your thoughts, like, wanting to rekindle?
40:20Or are you thinking more for Lacey?
40:22It was more I was thinking for Lacey
40:23because I could see she wasn't happy.
40:26I feel guilty, man.
40:28What do you feel guilty for?
40:29You ain't never saying it, though.
40:29If anyone should...
40:30Like, you should be feeling sad for Yana right now.
40:32I don't even know what to say, man.
40:34She's had a rougher ride than you, I reckon.
40:38This is where I leave you.
40:45We did good.
40:47We did very good.
40:48Mm.
40:49But, like, now, what for me?
40:50Like...
40:51Now you get to know Mateo?
40:53Yeah, but he's, like, he wants to get to know Lacey.
40:55I wouldn't bet on that.
41:00I don't think, from what she said,
41:01that she gave him any of those ideas
41:03in the first place.
41:04Yeah, but she was saying that shit about Kai.
41:07She'd be like, oh, I mean, Kai,
41:08I haven't chatted properly, like...
41:09And then the next minute, they're macking on, like...
41:11I think she comes across more into the guy
41:13when she's talking to the guy.
41:14But then when she says to us...
41:15When she says to us, like, she makes it out
41:17as if, like, they were just having a normal conversation.
41:19Yeah, what do you think?
41:20She's trying to do, like, male validation.
41:22She, obviously, to get picked by Mateo,
41:24had to do something in order for him
41:26to have a feeling that she wanted him.
41:29How are you feeling, though, babe?
41:30If I was, like...
41:31Oh, my God, I would have, um...
41:33Like, oh, like...
41:35Yeah, I was not expecting Yana to pick Kai.
41:38I'm just grateful that he's here.
41:40I just get worried because I just feel like...
41:42Like, me and Jothan, ever since sharing a bed,
41:44we've gotten so close.
41:45Like, sharing a bed is so intimate.
41:47Yes, of course it is.
41:48Especially being exes, like...
41:50If I was Lacey, I definitely wouldn't be happy.
41:53Yana has been in such a state
41:55being in here with her ex-boyfriend.
41:56Tonight was her opportunity
41:58to literally dump him from the villa.
42:00And she didn't do it.
42:02I just feel like there must be
42:03someone's feeling for her
42:04to still be able to...
42:05I feel like I get different vibes, though.
42:08I do genuinely feel like
42:09she took into consideration
42:11that you and him had a connection.
42:13I think so, too.
42:13Because she was so shaken.
42:15I don't know, if it was my ex,
42:15I would be like,
42:16love you girls,
42:17we've known each other for weeks,
42:18someone else would be like,
42:18I'm done with my ex.
42:19Yeah.
42:19I mean, right now Lacey's grateful,
42:21but what's this space?
42:23Exes in bed together.
42:25Not a good sign.
42:32I thought it'd be spewing.
42:34I think you can be pretty happy
42:35about how you came in here, though.
42:37Like, you literally played it like
42:38you were too nice, even.
42:40I just played it like I was on the outside.
42:42Yeah.
42:43I just did exactly what I do.
42:46You didn't realise that?
42:47You're going to be like
42:47a national treasure.
42:48Yeah, I know.
42:49Like, 100%.
42:50I've said it once,
42:52I'll say it again.
42:52Mick is just an idiot.
42:54Mick the dick.
42:55Has got no brain.
42:56That, that, that, that, that.
42:57He is stupid.
42:58I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
43:00Oh, I'll tell you.
43:01The best man has won,
43:03as we always knew he was going to.
43:08Cooper goes packing,
43:09send him on his way.
43:11But I did take his bag down
43:13as a little parting gift.
43:15Goodbye, my friend.
43:16See you later.
43:17I'll see you on the outside.
43:18Yes, yes, maybe.
43:20Catch you later.
43:23See you, brother.
43:24See you in the ring, mate.
43:25Love you, Cooper.
43:27We love you, babe.
43:28Love you, Coops.
43:29Love you, Coops.
43:30Thank you, brother.
43:32Not too quick.
43:37I don't have any regrets.
43:39I think I sort of just chased
43:40about anything up a tree
43:41that I could find.
43:42It sort of just was a dead end.
43:44Like, I know exactly
43:45what I'm looking for
43:46and I won't change the way
43:48I look at things
43:48just for someone else.
43:50I don't think Kai should be here
43:52instead of me,
43:53but good luck to him.
43:56Mate, you just got kissed
43:57on the dick at the last minute
43:58by your ex on your birthday,
44:00so happy birthday,
44:01good luck.
44:02Good luck sharing a bed with your ex.
44:04That sucks.
44:08Not all heroes wear cowboy hats, moon.
44:13I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say
44:15happy birthday, Kai.
44:16Anyway, next time the islanders
44:18get a taste of forbidden fruit.
44:21Emphasis on the forbidden.
44:22Next time.
44:29I can't tell if he likes me or not.
44:31Does Ross give a toss?
44:33He physically seemed distant to me.
44:35I feel like I've just been a bit
44:35stagnant.
44:38And the islanders sample
44:40some forbidden fruit.
44:42It was sexy.
44:43It was fun.
44:44We're normally so vanilla.
44:45But not everyone.
44:47Makes me look like a mug.
44:49Too good by that guy.
44:49Likes the taste.
44:52If you're gonna kiss
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