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Love Island Australia S07 E09
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00:00I know you never miss an episode of Love Island, but in case you have, no judgement.
00:11Here's what you might have missed.
00:13Do you feel that feeling?
00:15From the floor to the ceiling?
00:18Copley!
00:19Oh god, Copley!
00:21Just piece by piece, it's getting more and more solid.
00:24You just get me.
00:25We're just clicking.
00:26Connor is giving husband material.
00:28Mick made an omelette.
00:30You're about to fall in love with an omelette.
00:32Maybe my strongest connection is an omelette.
00:35Yanna's ex, Kai, arrived.
00:38Oh my god, I'm shaking.
00:40You ain't gonna want this omelette now.
00:42No.
00:45You still want the omelette or not now?
00:48Kai cracked on with Lacey.
00:51I love a man that can take charge.
00:54The girl I'd like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:57Lacey.
00:58Lacey.
00:59Lacey.
01:00Before double the bombshells.
01:02How the hell are you, Islanders?
01:04Brought double the trouble.
01:06She's hot, and I like what I see.
01:08Lucky the Irish.
01:09Almost hot.
01:11I don't know.
01:12It was just like little sparks.
01:14It was a really good kiss.
01:17It was really nice.
01:18Game on, bro.
01:19You want it?
01:20I'll put it here, alright?
01:21Two night.
01:22Tamara and Matteo.
01:23Please come and face your fellow Islanders.
01:24Tamara and Matteo Steele.
01:25The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
01:26The girl I would like to couple up with is...
01:27You look pretty shocked by that.
01:28Oh my God.
01:29And Yana.
01:30What's going through your head?
01:31Makes a heartbreaking decision.
01:32Um, I can't even talk, guys.
01:33Um, I can't even talk.
01:34Who are you, guys?
01:35What do you feel?
01:36No.
01:37Oh my God.
01:38No.
01:39This is so sweet.
01:40And up.
01:41You look pretty shocked by that.
01:43Oh my God.
01:45You're like the two.
01:46The two.
01:47That's so sweet.
01:49Okay.
01:50You're going to be gone.
01:51No.
01:52And Yana.
01:53No.
01:54No.
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:58No.
01:59No.
02:00You're just...
02:01No.
02:02another beautiful bustling day in sunny spain buenos dias a todos it's kai's birthday today and
02:22wouldn't you know the first person to say to his face is perfect irish queen tamara
02:27did i mention that she's irish happy birthday oh thank you happy birthday bro 23 yeah 23 i'm definitely
02:37still older now i just woke up thanks bro yana's quick out of the bed i assume she's running to
02:48get kai's birthday present and she's wrapped it beautifully with all the red flags he gave her
02:54oh you got your birthday pants on brother oh shit i was coming in hot there but
03:00to the kids to the kids
03:04is there anyone you get you on um i feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday is
03:20definitely isabella and the one that i had the nicest kiss with was with lazy yeah yeah
03:26hi peps hi gorgeous so today it is kai's birthday and i do want to do something special for him
03:35i feel like we have had a bit of a rough time just getting to know each other so i just really want
03:44to show him that i do care okay so don't tell anyone like don't tell the guys but i'm gonna um
03:50like surprise guys surprise guys so i'm gonna need your help i'm thinking i'm gonna plant something
03:55down near the fire pit maybe like a blanket and pillows and then i want to make like a nibblies board
04:01so maybe like yeah with the charcuterie yeah babe can you help me with that yeah so lacy's called on
04:06chef slick nick to come in and uh help with the charcuterie board today for kai which i was
04:10to be honest slightly flattered about she's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning
04:14okay we're gonna get creative is this cheese is this i wouldn't use that one i think it's like
04:19okay it's a bad start when you have to say is this cheese yeah no that's actually so true
04:25i really like it like mick did his little thing oh what about a carrot no we're not doing carrots
04:31and i was kind of like no don't put that in there yes put that in there like it really just came
04:37together really nice i want him thinking that like i'm very much wife material you know what
04:41i mean is this giving wife material i think it is like even though i made it
04:45guys i need to set up the whole picnic vibe without him seeing anything you know oh what
04:55do we got going up here nothing go back down right now i'm hungry babe get back down there
05:03and work on that tan snack time is not right now
05:06what are you on slick okay we need to distract kai please what are you doing
05:15sit at the pool what are you doing i'm just like chilling you look nice you too babe
05:22so it needs more pillows it was all you know in the strategy and the setup how can i set the scene for
05:29her because she's painting that picture in her head for me and i really wanted to deliver it for her
05:33because she's come to me trusting me so when you put your trust in me i deliver
05:37come before a char yeah like in the room
05:39oh yeah
05:40do you want to go in the bedroom
05:46i'm kind of like tired the sun is like draining me a little bit
05:51give me the all clear the cute yeah
05:54maybe do it like a oh i'll just do one of these
05:58i'm like ah yep
05:59oh you little birdies
06:03you are those sunnies
06:04oh yeah i do
06:05i reckon they actually look better on me than you
06:08oh he does
06:09yeah
06:10tell me when he's coming down
06:11try and just stop sparring
06:12okay i want to find some sun but like talking private
06:17should we go down here
06:19look at you eh
06:33that's cute
06:35is it
06:35that's really cute
06:36wow
06:39i like this
06:40that's mad
06:42oh yeah
06:43we delivered what we wanted to do
06:47we wanted car to be impressed and i think we did that so
06:50i'm happy
06:51it's been hard for me to show you that like i do actually like you
06:56and i do really care for you and i'm really happy that
06:59i am coupled up with you
07:01so i wanted to
07:02thank you i actually i actually think i needed this though
07:07yeah really
07:07i think i did need a little bit of reassurance on my end too
07:10and i actually do appreciate it it's actually really nice
07:12um i think this is um giving me a little bit
07:16more hope actually
07:19but yeah i actually think this is really cute
07:24so thank you
07:24yeah i'm stoked it actually gave me a breath of fresh air
07:33it made me realise that like yeah she is
07:35more keen on me than i thought
07:37do you want to go here
07:46yeah
07:48like you know when
07:54it's like when someone like asks you
07:56like you're on the verge of like crying
07:57and someone's like
07:58tell me how you feel
08:00and you're just like
08:01fuck off i don't want to
08:02crying crying a river is what i feel like
08:04oh it's just so much emotion in my head like
08:07you've had a lot going on in here
08:11i don't even want to feel like this
08:13like honestly
08:13i don't want to look like i'm fucking crying over him either
08:22like it's not even that
08:23it's just like
08:24seeing all these things
08:26like the weird
08:27and like it being his birthday like
08:29i don't know
08:31just like all these memories coming back
08:32you know what i mean
08:33yeah i think obviously it's very overwhelming for you
08:37it's so fucking overwhelming
08:39but you're allowed to cry
08:42i just want to go home
08:45be in my bed
08:47with my friends
08:48i'm just feeling two emotions
08:53like i'm feeling like
08:54happiness for them but like
08:55happiness for them but then like
08:57fuck it's like a best friend going for your ex
08:59that's exactly what i was trying to explain
09:01like it's like if my best friend back at home
09:03was with my ex
09:04except it's not like they're being sneaky
09:06they're literally doing it with my face
09:09yeah
09:09like even just waking up and seeing my ex in a bed with another girl
09:13like it's just all
09:14it's not fucking normal
09:16it's just making me like go batshit crazy
09:19it's such a fucking pain
09:32i'm just
09:42it's not a lot in my head
09:44i want to see like in my head
09:56i'm just like starting to lose the pot
09:59but like i genuinely just want to go home
10:02do i stay like
10:13guys i'm so sorry i know it's terrible but i ran out of toilet paper
10:31and used a croissant so please make sure to know
10:34oh my god oh dear
10:36not funny cooper
10:38where do you want to sit
10:39um we'll go over here
10:41our little spot
10:41uh let's move on quickly shall we
10:44uh thanks mateo
10:45how you feeling
10:46yeah good good
10:47yeah
10:48oh that couch i slept on a bit how you going
10:50i'm keen to see what's like in store for us today
10:56i do have a weird feeling that i'll be going on a date
10:58yeah
10:58where would you pick to go on a date
11:00oh you put me right on it
11:02i don't know yeah probably
11:03i feel like like would you be weirded out if i picked you
11:07um
11:11not weirded out what's it what's the right word for that
11:14like
11:15hit me on a word i don't know i can't think
11:19not like uncomfortable like obviously like you seem really cool and stuff but
11:22i don't know what i don't know what i don't know how to phrase it like i don't know what like word it is either but yeah
11:37that's crazy the conversation was like forced and it's like awkward
11:52so like out of ten how strong do you think you and your partner is i'm curious
12:01out of ten yeah give me a number
12:05that's a weird like way to rate rate something why right because it's not really rating like opportunity no no no no no no not in that way but like just rate like the connection you have with him
12:16oh it's pretty strong at the moment i'm not gonna lie
12:19yeah like obviously at the moment me and connor are like really strong so
12:26we're just like vibing
12:30interesting
12:36speaking with izzy yeah you can just tell that you know the energies weren't really reciprocating very well
12:42uh which is so fine
12:44i think she's got some pretty heavy like strong feelings for connor
12:49which is fine
12:50you know that's so fine like that's yeah
13:01three two one go
13:07wow
13:11jotham hasn't been ridden that hard since his nfl hazing ritual
13:15go team
13:15perfect irish queen tamara is chatting to lowly peasant cooper
13:31last night she felt he talked at her too much so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise in an attempt to start over she'll never know
13:40yeah because you start in the gym every morning right yeah well while i'm single might as well
13:45well you're not going to do it when you're not
13:47no i'll probably make someone a coffee yeah
13:49how do you have your coffee i'll make one for you in the morning
13:52i'm making her an omelette mick shut up yeah i'm definitely into into tamara she's a good looking
14:00girl how can you not be and she's irish i do have a thing for accents what is it that is so
14:05maybe i'll tell you sometime is it like a funny tart it's a conversation starter so it's meant to be like
14:10yeah you're doing exactly what it's doing now yeah yeah that's perfect yeah
14:16yeah
14:17okay you're coming out of the shade now it's all good
14:19yeah
14:20you're throwing me off mick i'm not gonna lie
14:24throwing you off the cooper trooper over there he's trying to chat his
14:27freaking verbal nonsense like he always does
14:30so i thought i'd come in and just break up anything they've got going on there just because
14:34i'd like to weasel my way in
14:36what's your plan for the rest of the day
14:37how's your headbutt like
14:38probably talking to me
14:39oh my god
14:40mate i'm not talking here right now anymore
14:42mick i'm not talking here anymore
14:46like what are you doing mick
14:48guys are nervous wreck and just does weird things all the time
14:53whoever you actually got to chat to
14:55you've obviously got me and yeah mick
14:57fuck off seriously
14:58you mustn't have any mates on the outside hey
15:02that's not that hairy mate i've seen way worse than that
15:10with the bombshell set to steal soon mick takes a break from the reason he thinks he was put in the villa
15:15to annoy cooper for the actual reason he was put in the villa
15:19uh what's going on
15:20what is horrible
15:22how's your day so far
15:23oh that was yours
15:24you enjoying it
15:25yeah
15:25oh
15:27i'll drop you in
15:30whoa
15:31okay
15:32okay
15:33okay
15:34i really don't know how i found myself in the middle of this making cooper rivalry
15:38but i mean i'm quite literally in the middle
15:43you're just sitting on top of me right now
15:45yeah
15:45are you putting yourself here
15:46yeah i thought i'd give you a back rest
15:48yeah you did actually thanks thanks appreciate it
15:51you comfortable
15:52i'm very
15:54okay
15:54yeah
15:55all right
15:55what are you hating so far about this place
15:58i'm not hating anything so far
16:00yes you are
16:01are you about to change it
16:02are you about to make me hate it
16:04dependents like if you couple up with me or not
16:07then then yeah
16:10then everything will probably go downhill and really say how well
16:13it'll go downhill if i do or if i don't
16:14if you do
16:15if i do okay
16:17if you don't you'll be safe
16:18i'll keep that in mind
16:19my conversations with make are like
16:21the most insane conversations ever and they go from like zero to a hundred in a nanosecond
16:27he's definitely a joker guy
16:29he's got a lot of like cheekiness in him too
16:31which is not a bad thing
16:32uh-uh-uh you have very small hands actually
16:34i have tiny tiny fists
16:36yeah
16:37you have
16:38big arms
16:39i have tiny thumbs
16:40thumbs
16:41yeah
16:42yeah what the hell
16:43my thumbs are tiny
16:45hey cooper are you getting jealous
16:47what
16:48sorry
16:49you're terrible person
16:51mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me
16:54she's such an idiot
16:56no wonder your ex-girlfriend left you
16:58you're actually terrible
17:01that was me
17:02mission accomplished so mick
17:04who would have thought being yourself could be so infuriating
17:07someone else on a mission is new bomb mateo who
17:10yeah fine we'll hold for ross right and pinky take your time
17:14great
17:15anyway
17:16mateo chats to yana
17:18miss would you like to go for a chat
17:20yeah let's
17:21sweet
17:22where do we go
17:23up here
17:24up here
17:25in there
17:26how are you going
17:27yeah i'm good
17:28good
17:29yeah
17:30yeah
17:31are you alright from this morning
17:33what was this morning
17:34were you a little bit upset
17:35oh yeah
17:36yeah
17:37nah i just had a little sook
17:38i'm not usually like that
17:39really
17:40emotions are just a little bit heightened
17:41they're just like a lot
17:42yeah
17:43yeah
17:44i literally can't believe it
17:45just when i thought that my love island experience was dead in the water i wanted to leave
17:51a man pulls me for a chat
17:53what do you like to do like for fun like on a public holiday like what would you like to go to?
17:58what would you like to go to?
17:59public holiday i'll probably just sit at home the whole day 12 hours a day and just play video games
18:03i'm joking
18:05i'm joking
18:06i'm joking
18:07i'm joking
18:08you're gonna give me a heart attack
18:09you're meant to be giving me good things
18:11um
18:12public holiday i love the beach
18:14oh the beach bro is just so good
18:16do you surf
18:17do you surf
18:18oh just on the body board like yeah
18:20oh the teacher
18:21i need i
18:22that's my plan like this year
18:23oh my god
18:24to learn how to surf
18:25i'm a surfer
18:26i got a wedding and everything really
18:27yeah
18:28yeah
18:29and you like just soaking up the sun just lying there like a dead fish on the beach
18:31yeah
18:32i love doing that too
18:34oh i love doing that too
18:36i am so attracted to mateo i honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa
18:42his tattoos his tan his teeth and even he just like looks clean like you know what i mean
18:48you know when someone just looks clean like they don't look filthy i love it
18:52so who would you say like is on your kind of radar i guess out of all the guys here
18:58just me right now
18:59yeah honestly
19:00it's always just
19:02nah
19:03yeah cool cool
19:04like fair enough
19:05if i'm being honest
19:06yeah nice
19:07my luck has just turned around in this villa
19:08one second i'm crying over my ex-boyfriend
19:10next minute i'm getting this new connection with this guy and a connection that i have not felt in this villa yet and i'm just so excited to explore it
19:18i'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes
19:24i love it
19:28coming up
19:30coming up
19:32i love it
19:33i love it
19:34i love it
19:35i love it
19:36i love it
19:37i love it
19:38i love it
19:39i love it
19:40i love it
19:41i love it
19:42i love it
19:43i love it
19:44i love it
19:45i love it
19:54sad news on love island now as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume sorry bud
20:00whisper in my hearing let's go
20:02whisper in my ear and tell me what i wanna hear
20:04whisper in my ear and tell me what i wanna hear
20:09whisper in my ear And tell me what i wanna hear
20:25whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to keep
20:29Ross has been happily coupled up with Sian
20:32and I refuse to see him throw it all away
20:34by pulling someone for a chat
20:36unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen
20:39with hair as black as Guinness
20:41play on lovebirds
20:43my Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia
20:45and I'm like yeah fair enough
20:46honestly though yeah
20:47I feel like you're the most
20:48I've been in Australia for four years
20:49I still feel like you're the most
20:50Australian person I've met
20:51really?
20:51yeah
20:52outside of the villa I'm even more so
20:54like I'll just wear bodies and barefoot
20:56yeah
20:56whatever
20:57yeah
20:57I don't know if I ever thought I'd be
20:59into that typical Australian mullet look
21:02but I feel like his personality is definitely my type
21:06so I don't know I'm open for sure
21:08did you tell me you had siblings as well?
21:11I do yep I am the middle child
21:13okay
21:14you give me middle child energy
21:16what's middle child energy?
21:18I don't know like I feel like
21:19we get a bad rap
21:21yeah
21:21I'm definitely attracted to Tamara
21:23I think we're quite similar in some ways
21:25and I say I love funny girls
21:27and she's definitely funny
21:28she's definitely got the chat
21:30how are you doing these days?
21:33yeah really good
21:34yeah
21:34I had a good sleep last night
21:36you and Rossy Bozzy
21:37Rossy Bozzy
21:38does he get more intimate?
21:40no
21:40he hasn't yet?
21:42no
21:42so I'm honestly I'm just sort of stepping back
21:44yeah
21:45let him take the lead
21:46yeah
21:47and you follow his lead
21:48correct I will just follow it
21:49now it's sort of like
21:51okay we can't just be like
21:52literally
21:53alright goodnight
21:54and turning away every single night
21:56like I would like a little bit more than that personally
21:58but yeah
21:59I'm honestly just sort of chilling
22:01and seeing what he does
22:03I like being there
22:04yeah because you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad right?
22:07yeah I do
22:08and he's very like outdoorsman right?
22:11very much so yeah
22:11very much a green thumb gardens guy
22:13yeah my mum's a gardener so
22:14I definitely get that
22:16yeah she's like
22:17hardcore gardener
22:19like I'll go looking for her at like
22:2011
22:2112 o'clock at night time
22:22at night?
22:23and she'll be like
22:24on the tractor lawnmower
22:25cutting the ground
22:26and I'm like
22:26woman would you come inside?
22:28like what are you doing?
22:29she's like
22:29it's going to rain tomorrow
22:31it's been a therapy
22:31I'm like
22:33rain's coming
22:33no it's fine
22:34like the grass can be an inch taller
22:36like it's okay
22:37and she's like
22:37oh my god imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that
22:40like it's so funny
22:41so yeah she's like gardening 24-7
22:43it's such a parent thing too
22:44like my dad's like
22:45yeah big on what the neighbours are thinking
22:47oh yeah
22:48God forbid that like
22:49Mary comes across
22:50and is like
22:51jeez look at the state of her lawn
22:52yeah yeah
22:52they take a lot of pride
22:53with something that this generation
22:54our generation
22:55I don't think we carry that like
22:57I know which is sad
22:58it is sad
22:59yeah
22:59yeah I mean some of us
23:01like probably you and I
23:01will pay a bit more attention
23:03yeah we'll probably keep it up
23:05our upbringing
23:05but yeah
23:07yeah we'll be out like
23:08pruning the roses
23:08and cutting the lawn
23:09in the middle of the night
23:10I really enjoyed my chat with Ross
23:13it was one of my favourite
23:14conversations I've had in here so far
23:16I think
23:17he's just got that really
23:18nice personality
23:20he's really just lovely to talk to
23:22he's really friendly
23:22and yeah
23:24I feel like there's a lot to learn about him
23:26and I'm really excited about
23:27finding out what he likes
23:29and what he does
23:30as Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair
23:49having bombed with Isabelle
23:51bombshell Mateo tries to unbomb with Lacey
23:54I feel like yesterday
23:56out of the odds that I did kiss
23:58there was only three
23:59yourself included
24:00and that was
24:01I don't know
24:01there was something else there
24:03I'm not going to lie to you
24:03yeah there was
24:04I don't know if you felt that too
24:06I felt that too
24:06but it was just like
24:07what the hell is going on here
24:09yeah I was expecting that
24:10it was a good kiss
24:11it was a good kiss
24:12it was like
24:12it was not
24:13yeah it was really
24:14yeah
24:15it was not
24:17it was good
24:17yeah
24:18so
24:19so
24:19so
24:19so
24:19like
24:20are you wanting
24:21a long term partner
24:22oh yes
24:24yes
24:24obviously
24:25100%
24:26wow I like that
24:27when was your last relationship
24:29if you don't mind me asking
24:29so I've never had like a
24:31yeah
24:32really
24:34yeah
24:35holy moly
24:36that's crazy
24:38really
24:39yeah
24:40so I've never had like a
24:41not shocking because like
24:42it's like
24:42you obviously know that you're
24:44really really like
24:45you know
24:46like beautiful and stuff
24:47so it's like
24:47well why hasn't a guy
24:48you know
24:49yeah
24:49put his like time and effort into you
24:50yeah
24:51but I have had like
24:52situationships
24:54which I hate
24:55I like
24:55they are just
24:56especially
24:57yeah yeah
24:58Matteo is definitely a guy
25:02that does give off
25:04boyfriend material
25:06vibes
25:07I'm in my prime
25:08like I feel like I've got
25:10everything sorted
25:11financially stable
25:12I've got my own place
25:13I've got everything right now
25:15but that person
25:16I would like to kind of share it with
25:17I feel like I'm in a similar situation
25:19I know what I want
25:20I know what I don't want
25:22chat with Lacey definitely surprised me
25:24I didn't think
25:25someone
25:26you know
25:26at her age
25:27like had her shit sorted
25:29and that's kind of what I'm after
25:30with me I'm a very straight up person
25:32and I've got big balls babe
25:34so
25:34I would like
25:35mine
25:36bigger than yours babe
25:37yeah
25:37yeah I'm positive
25:38really
25:39my balls are like the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life
25:41juiciest
25:42yeah
25:42and I was saying
25:43what fruit we're talking about how juicy
25:44like I'm going to say
25:45like all of the juiciest fruits you never think of
25:48combined
25:49bond times one million
25:50yeah
25:52I think mine are times like two million
25:53well mine's times
25:55you probably made your match right now
25:56but that's good to hear
25:58yeah
25:58Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation
26:01will wonders never cease
26:02now all she has to do is subtract
26:04Chi divided by Cooper
26:06to get a proper square root of Mateo
26:09it's maths you perverts
26:10you know I've got a feeling some crazy stuff in the world
26:22I don't know if you're right
26:24Izzy can I use your room or the plan
26:26yeah just put it back in here
26:28thank you babe
26:29how are you feeling Tamara
26:30good
26:32I'm excited for tonight
26:33I feel like I've spoken to probably Mick the malls at this point
26:39Mick was very high on my radar
26:40and Cooper
26:42I've been getting to know a couple of the boys
26:44and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent vibes
26:48one of us might be going home tonight
26:52you know what it'd be pretty shit to go out of a birthday
26:55yeah
26:56how's Kaiser
27:02he's cool
27:03um yeah he's really nice
27:06obviously because like the whole situation
27:08it's been like hard for everyone
27:10and I wanted to him like
27:12for him to have a nice birthday
27:13because you know like
27:14I think it was just like weird for me
27:16because like the last birthday was like us
27:19you know what I mean
27:19and so like to be in here
27:21and it's like us but like not us
27:24yeah
27:24I feel like when I initially came here
27:28I automatically put Jana and Lacey off
27:32because of the age
27:33I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to him
27:36they seemed
27:36I think they got a bit on on the outside
27:39which is always a good sign
27:41after talking to Mateo
27:44like I actually feel
27:45genuinely like I really want to get to know him
27:48the chat just rolled
27:50nice
27:50like it felt like
27:51it felt nice
27:52yeah and it was like
27:53I want to book a second date with this man
27:55you know what I mean
27:55yeah
27:55oh I'm Kane for a bev I'll tell ya
28:05facts
28:06Jana how convenient
28:08we just so happen to have some bevs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun
28:14yeah
28:15yeah
28:16yeah
28:17yeah
28:18yeah
28:19yeah
28:20yeah
28:21yeah
28:22yeah
28:23yeah
28:24yeah
28:25yeah
28:26yeah
28:27yeah
28:28I just want to say something to you again
28:30happy birthday to my boy
28:31yeah
28:32yeah
28:33yeah
28:34yeah
28:35yeah
28:36yeah
28:37yeah
28:38yeah
28:39yeah
28:40yeah
28:43hey
28:44oh my god
28:45all islanders suffice here immediately
28:46yeah
28:47oh
28:50oh shit
28:51I feel like head's a little bit scrambled
28:53definitely a hard choice
28:55there's three amazing beautiful women
28:57Lacey and I had a really good chat today
29:00chat with Jana
29:02that was awesome
29:03but Izzy's more kind of my type on paper
29:07Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be tough
29:12I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight. I really want to make the right decision. I feel like
29:19In the moment, I'm gonna know
29:34The end has come
29:37The islanders gather a flame it does burn a recoupling lose their bum cheeks do squirm
29:55The mood was so high how low it has sunk, but who cares about them? Let's bring on the monk
30:07You're rising higher
30:09So bright sets you free burning with desire
30:14Careful what you touch don't get too close
30:17You're looking for the taste then you should know
30:21Good evening Islanders
30:28Hi
30:30Hey
30:31How are you all going?
30:32Good
30:33You know what fun fact do you know if you make out for 10 minutes you can burn up to 60 calories?
30:38Oh there you go
30:39That's why you're all so lean and hot huh?
30:41Okay, lovely to meet you
30:44Thank you
30:45Have you enjoyed your time so far?
30:46It's been a bit rough the first couple days but I'm starting to sell in now it's really good
30:50Oh great
30:51Tamara nice to meet you
30:53Thank you. It's really exciting
30:55Mateo
30:56Como estas?
30:57Muy bien gracias a usted
30:58That's all gone I don't really know
31:00Fair enough fair enough
31:01Islanders
31:07There are currently five couples in the villa
31:12Lacey and Kai
31:14Yana and Mick
31:16Sian and Ross
31:18Gabby and Jotham
31:21And Isabelle and Connor
31:24And there are three singles
31:26Cooper
31:27And our two newest bombshells
31:29Tamara
31:30And Mateo
31:32Islanders
31:33It is a love island sin
31:35To be single
31:38By the end of tonight
31:40There will be no singles in this villa
31:49Tamara and Mateo
31:51Please come and face your fellow Islanders
31:56Time is coming to me
32:02Tamara
32:03It's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with
32:07You can choose any boy you like
32:09Regardless of whether they're in a couple
32:12Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
32:17I would like to couple up with this boy because when I walked in I was initially attracted to him right away
32:22We had a really good intelligent conversation and I think we have pretty similar banter and similar humor
32:28So the boy that I would like to couple up with is
32:36Mick
32:45Mick, you look good together
32:46You're good
32:47You're very good
32:48Thank you
32:49How are you feeling?
32:50A bit better than I did the other night, that's for sure
32:52Oh yeah, yeah, you're smiling a lot more
32:55That's it
32:56I think we look very nice together
32:57You do
32:58She looks better than me, but yeah
33:01Well Tamara and Rick, you are now officially a couple
33:04Please take a seat
33:05Over to you Mateo
33:18Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
33:22I would like to couple up with this girl because I feel like we share similar values
33:27Um, and I don't know, I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person
33:34So the girl I would like to couple up with is
33:40Dangerous games
33:44Lazy
33:46Dangerous games
33:52Dangerous games
33:56Lazy
34:01Oh my God
34:02You look pretty shocked by that
34:04Yeah
34:05To be honest, I wasn't expecting that
34:07Um, we did have a good, really cool conversation today
34:11But yeah, I was not expecting that
34:13Are you taking that as a compliment?
34:15Yeah
34:16Are you flattered?
34:17Yeah, yeah, yeah
34:18Oh good
34:20And Kai, how's it going over there?
34:22Yeah, I mean, it is what it is
34:23You have to choose someone
34:24I mean, it's not the birthday I wanted to
34:27You know, really want to end on
34:29But look, it is what it is
34:30You have to choose and I can't be disappointed with his decision
34:34Well, Lazy and Mateo, you're now officially a couple
34:38Go and take a seat
34:39Thank you
34:40Thank you
34:41You let's stop
34:44Nothing's got a hold
34:47Nothing's got a hold on me
34:51I can't even do this on me
34:53Islanders
34:56The bombs have had their say
34:59Tamara and Mick
35:01And Mateo and Lacey
35:03You're locked in as couples
35:05And you're safe
35:07That leaves us with four girls
35:10And five boys
35:12The maths not adding up
35:15Tonight is a recoupling
35:19Girls will pick boys
35:22And whichever boy is left single
35:25Will be dumped
35:27Can all the boys
35:29Except for Mateo and Mick
35:31Please come and stand on the stairs
35:33Sian, please stand up
35:47Which boy would you like to couple up with?
35:52And why?
35:54I would like to couple up with this boy tonight
35:57Because we have unreal banter
35:59I believe we do have a genuine connection
36:01And I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life
36:05So tonight the boy I would like to couple up with is
36:10Rossy baby
36:20Ross, what do you think of her speech?
36:22Oh, very flattered
36:24And the feeling's mutual
36:26Well Sian and Ross, you're locked in as a couple
36:29Isabel, please stand up
36:32I would like to couple up with this boy because since coming into the villa we've had such an amazing time together
36:43And I want to continue to see where our connection goes
36:46So the boy I would like to couple up with is
36:48Connor
36:51Connor, was that a shock?
36:52I had an idea
36:53Yeah, you had an idea?
36:54Hello inkling
36:56Did you like what you heard?
36:57I did
36:58I'd like to hear more but we can save that
37:00Isabel and Connor, you're locked in as a couple
37:03I would like to couple up with this boy because he's hot as fuck
37:05He makes me feel safe
37:07He makes me feel safe
37:09I'm not a little bit of a shock
37:11I had an idea
37:13I had an idea
37:14Yeah, you had an idea
37:15Did you like what you heard?
37:16I did
37:18I'd like to hear more but we can save that
37:20Isabel and Connor, you're locked in as a couple
37:22I would like to couple up with this boy because he's hot as fuck
37:31He makes me feel safe
37:34He's brought out a side to me that, look, I didn't even know I had
37:39So the boy I'd like to couple up with is
37:43Jotham
37:44Well Jotham, Gabby used the O word, the outside the villa
37:59The outside, I know
38:01Well Gabby and Jotham, you're now a couple
38:04Well done
38:05Thank you
38:14Two boys on the steps
38:19And only one girl left to pick
38:22Yana, please stand up
38:31What's going through your head?
38:33I feel like I've been around the runner in this villa
38:37It's been pretty fucked recently
38:40But yeah, just another situation I guess like this
38:45So, we'll see
38:48As if the choice wasn't hard enough
38:51You're now facing a boy that you were in love with a matter of months ago
38:57Or someone you picked on day one
39:01And had an initial bond with
39:05Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:09Oh shit, sorry
39:17Oh shit, sorry
39:22But I can't
39:39Oh shit, sorry
39:40Butterflies when we begin
39:41Oh, I can't
39:45My heart
39:52But I can't
39:53I can't even talk guys
39:54Um, I can't even talk guys
39:56Um, I would like to couple up with this one
39:57Um, I would like to couple up with this one
39:58I'm sorry
39:59With this boy because I think he has really gotten along with this one
40:02And I can't even talk guys
40:05Um, I would like to couple up with this boy because I think he has really gotten along with everyone in this villa already
40:06Um, I feel like there is some genuine connections with people that he has really gotten along with everyone in this villa
40:13I feel like there is some genuine connections with people that he has been able to make
40:20I think I want to give him a shot at getting a connection with someone
40:27So the boy I would like to couple up with tonight is
40:34Clyde
41:02I'll lock her up
41:04Fuck me.
41:21Sorry, Coops.
41:22Nah, it's all good. There's nothing there, so it makes sense.
41:26Good luck sharing a bed with your ex, though.
41:29Yeah, thanks.
41:32Good luck going home.
41:35Oh, my God.
41:38Kai, is there anything you want to say to Jana before we move on?
41:42Look, I'm stoked that she picked me.
41:44I genuinely didn't think that would happen.
41:48I think we didn't really get off to the right foot when I first come in here.
41:51And I just appreciate she's given me another chance.
41:56Yeah.
41:59Do you think she's made the right decision?
42:01Look, honestly, I hope she has.
42:02I think she has, and that's all I've really got to say about it, really.
42:07I'm a bit shocked.
42:09Jana, is there a possibility with Kai?
42:12Um, there's definitely comfort with Kai.
42:15Like, I was there for a long time.
42:18But, yeah, I don't know.
42:20I don't know what the next steps are, honestly.
42:23Kai, how's it feel hearing that?
42:24Yeah, look, I'm speechless, to be honest with you.
42:28I don't even know.
42:29I've got nothing to say, really.
42:31I'm pretty gobsmacked that I'm sitting there.
42:33Cooper, come over here.
42:37Oh, darling.
42:38How are you?
42:39Good.
42:40Do you understand Jana's decision?
42:41Or do you think she made a mistake?
42:44I just feel sorry for her after I'm going to share a bed with her ex.
42:46That's going to be a rough one tonight.
42:51Well, Cooper, I'm going to make it official.
42:53You have been dumped from the villa.
42:54You have 30 minutes to pack your bags and say your goodbyes.
42:58Sweet.
42:58The rest of you, I'll see you real soon.
43:02No.
43:03Bye.
43:04Night.
43:04Bye.
43:07Let's do it.
43:11Good luck, mate.
43:12That's rough.
43:13Are you still there?
43:13Ex is sharing a bed?
43:15No.
43:15Well, I'm actually happy.
43:17I honestly thought he was going to say you, babe.
43:21I love you, brother.
43:22You want you to be out of here, though?
43:24Come on.
43:25I love you.
43:25I feel rattled as fuck.
43:28He has no connections in here.
43:30Like, at least Kai can still be able to find a connection.
43:33And, yeah, still in England's life.
43:34Like, I know that they've got a thing, so...
43:36Yeah.
43:36I'm still in my head weighing up what's better, what's worse.
43:39But at the end of the day, sending Cooper home hurt one person.
43:43But if I were to send Kai home, it would have hurt two.
43:46To be honest, like, it's just like, there's nothing really doing it.
43:49At this point, I was kind of just begging for a bombshell after a bombshell.
43:52So...
43:52Oh, my God.
43:54There's like...
43:55Oh, yeah.
43:57What do you mean?
44:02I'm smacked, eh?
44:03I thought I was gone.
44:05I thought I was gone.
44:06I'm shell-shocked.
44:07I don't know if I deserve to be saved by Yana.
44:11I think it's a very nice gesture.
44:13And I think I was very mature, man.
44:34Yeah, it's made me look at her in a different way again
44:37and see, like, she does have a good laugh.
44:40I don't even know what to say, man.
45:03I don't even know what to say, bro.
45:08I'm not going to really cry over spilt milk.
45:11I'm kind of, like, getting to the point where I was like,
45:12I've had enough in here.
45:16The milk was off anyway, so who gives a shit?
45:19How do you feel?
45:20I think you wore your heart on your sleeves.
45:23You've kind of not really blown up about it.
45:26Like, I don't feel like I really missed anything.
45:29When that new bombshell come in, I was like,
45:30if she chooses Mick, she's definitely not the one for me.
45:35She's pretty.
45:36She can talk.
45:38But you know what?
45:39That's just someone that I'd probably take out for one day
45:42and probably bin after.
45:43Like, you know.
45:47And the same goes for a lot of the other girls.
45:49I was probably, I was getting pretty over it.
45:54Hi.
45:56Confused?
45:57Um, I don't know how I feel.
46:00Like, I'm just happy that Pi's here
46:02because I honestly thought he was going home.
46:03Like, so I'm so grateful that he's here.
46:06I really like him.
46:07I was scared.
46:09I think if he had have gone home,
46:10I think that I probably would have just gone with him.
46:13Yeah.
46:13I was so shocked.
46:15I wasn't expecting him to pick me.
46:17Yeah, that's possible.
46:18But we did have a good conversation.
46:21Y'all not really like, so I tell you.
46:22Like a girl?
46:23It's just, like, such an uncomfortable...
46:25Like, I don't know.
46:26I'm just...
46:26If anything, I'm just so grateful that Pi's still here.
46:31Bro, I thought you, like,
46:32would have wanted him out the villa, Pi.
46:34Yeah, well...
46:35So you're going to be fine now with him in the villa?
46:38No.
46:38Because you did save him.
46:39Did you...
46:40Yeah, but I didn't want to be in a bed
46:41with someone I'm not, uh, comfortable with.
46:44Mm.
46:44I know, but I thought...
46:45Why did you think I should have done the other one?
46:46No, I just thought you would have wanted him
46:48out the villa while you could.
46:49I'm, like, really confused.
46:51I think every single one of us in the villa
46:54would have dumped our ex.
46:55We would have been like,
46:56here's your payback.
46:57Happy fucking birthday.
46:59See you later.
47:00Mark yourself 100%.
47:01Are your thoughts, like, wanting to rekindle?
47:03Or are you thinking more for Lacey?
47:05No, it was more I was thinking for Lacey
47:07because I could see she wasn't happy.
47:10I feel guilty, man.
47:12What do you feel guilty for?
47:13You ain't never saying it, though.
47:14If anyone should...
47:15Like, you should be feeling sad for Yana right now.
47:17I don't even know what to say, man.
47:19She's had a rougher ride than you, I reckon.
47:24This is where I leave you.
47:31We did good.
47:32We did very good.
47:34Mm.
47:35But, like, now, what for me?
47:37Like...
47:38Now you get to know Mateo?
47:39Yeah, but he's, like, he wants to get to know Lace.
47:42I wouldn't bet on that.
47:47I don't think from what she said
47:48that she gave him any of those ideas
47:50in the first place.
47:52Yeah, but she was saying that shit about Kai.
47:54She'd be like, oh, me and Kai haven't chatted properly, like...
47:57And then the next minute they're macking on, like...
47:59I think she comes across more into the guy
48:01when she's talking to the guy.
48:03But then when she says to us...
48:04But then when she says to us, like,
48:05she makes it out as if, like,
48:07they were just having a normal conversation.
48:09Yeah.
48:09Yeah, what do you think?
48:09She's trying to do, like, mail validation.
48:11She, obviously, to get picked by Mateo,
48:14had to do something in order for him
48:16to have a feeling that she wanted him.
48:20How are you feeling, though, babe?
48:21Oh, my God.
48:22I would have, like...
48:24Like, yeah, I was not expecting Yana to pick Kai.
48:29I'm just grateful that he's here.
48:31I just get worried because I just feel like...
48:33Like, me and Jothlin, ever since sharing a bed,
48:36we've gotten so close.
48:37Like, sharing a bed is so intimate.
48:39Oh, of course, it is.
48:40Especially being exes.
48:41Like, if I was Lacey, I definitely wouldn't be happy.
48:45Yana has been in such a state
48:47being in here with her ex-boyfriend.
48:49Tonight was her opportunity
48:51to literally dump him from the villa.
48:53And she didn't do it.
48:55I just feel like there must be some feelings for her
48:58to still be able to...
48:59I feel like I get different vibes, though.
49:02I do genuinely feel like she took into consideration
49:05that you and him had a connection.
49:07I think so, too.
49:08Because she was so shaken.
49:09I don't know if it was my ex, I would be like,
49:11love you girls, we've known each other for a week.
49:13Someone else would be like, I'm done with my ex.
49:14Yeah.
49:15I mean, right now, Lacey's grateful,
49:17but watch this space.
49:18Exes in bed together.
49:21Not a good sign.
49:29I thought it'd be spewing.
49:31I think you can be pretty happy
49:32about how you came in here, though.
49:33Like, you literally played it like you were...
49:35You were too nice, even.
49:37Yeah, I just played it like I was on the outside.
49:40Yeah.
49:41I just did exactly what I do.
49:44You do realise that?
49:44You're going to be like a national treasure.
49:46Yeah, I know.
49:48Like, 100%.
49:48I've said it once, I'll say it again.
49:51Mick is just an idiot.
49:52Mick the dick has got no brain.
49:55That, that, that, that, that.
49:56He is stupid.
49:58I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
49:59Oh, thanks.
50:01The best man has won,
50:02as we always knew he was going to.
50:05Cooper goes pack in,
50:09send him on his way.
50:12But I did take his bag down
50:13as a little parting gift.
50:16Goodbye, my friend.
50:17See you later.
50:18I'll see you on the outside.
50:19Yes, yes, maybe.
50:21Yes.
50:21Yes, he's later.
50:22Woo!
50:23Woo!
50:23Woo!
50:23Woo!
50:24See you, brother.
50:26See you in the ring, mate.
50:27Love you, Cooper!
50:27We love you, coops.
50:30Love you, coops.
50:31Love you, coops.
50:32We love you already.
50:34Oh, not too quick.
50:36All I see when I see you is betting, baby.
50:41I don't have any regrets.
50:42I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree
50:44that I could find.
50:45and it sort of just was a dead end.
50:48Like, I know exactly what I'm looking for
50:50and I won't change the way I look at things
50:52just for someone else.
50:55I don't think Kai should be here instead of me,
50:57but good luck to him.
51:01Mate, you just got kissed on the dick
51:03at the last minute by your ex on your birthday,
51:05so happy birthday, c***.
51:06Good luck.
51:08Good luck sharing a bed with your ex.
51:10That sucks.
51:10Not all heroes wear cowboy hats, moon.
51:19I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say happy birthday, Kai.
51:23Anyway, next time the Islanders get a taste of forbidden fruit.
51:28Emphasis on the forbidden.
51:33Next time...
51:35I can't tell if he likes me or not.
51:39Does Ross give a toss?
51:42He physically seemed distant to me.
51:43I feel like we've just been a bit...
51:45...sagnant.
51:47And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit.
51:51It was sexy.
51:52It was fun.
51:53We're normally so vanilla.
51:55But not everyone...
51:57Makes me look like a mug.
51:59Two can play that game.
52:00...likes the taste.
52:02If you're going to kiss your ex,
52:04don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
52:07Kiss your ex.
52:07Kiss your ex.
52:09I'm done.
52:10What do you mean?
52:10You're going to suck his face.
52:12Like, what do you want me to do?
52:12Just go, oh yeah, cool, and just get mugged off?
52:15But how is that fair?
52:16Kai, just fuck off.
52:18Just go.
52:20What a joke, eh?
52:21What a joke, contender.
52:23What a joke, Kristina.
52:24I?
52:24What a joke.
52:25What a joke.
52:25What a joke.
52:26Oh yeah.
52:27My fucking joke.
52:28I?
52:28Hi.
52:29He is my idiot.
52:29I'm out in college.
52:30We're going to be a joke.
52:31Yeah.
52:31Wow.
52:31Bye now.
52:36What a joke.
52:36Bye now.
52:38Woo-hoo.
52:39Oh yeah.
52:39You're not ready.
52:40You're not gonna be a joke.
52:41I said no, actually.
52:42That's ê±°ì§€.
52:43Bye now.
52:43No, be terrible.
52:45No, no.
52:46But you'reировать.
52:47busy.
52:47Bye now.
52:48I've been sounctional.
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