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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 9
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00:00I know you never miss an episode of Love Island, but in case you have, no judgement.
00:11Here's what you might have missed.
00:13Do you feel that feeling?
00:14No, no, no.
00:15From the floor to the ceiling.
00:17No, no, no.
00:18Couple.
00:19Oh God, coupley.
00:21Just piece by piece, it's getting more and more solid.
00:24You just get me.
00:25We're just clicking.
00:26Connor is giving husband material.
00:28Mick made an omelette.
00:30You're about to fall in love with an omelette.
00:32Maybe my strongest connection is an omelette.
00:35Yanna's ex, Kai, arrived.
00:38Oh my God, I'm shaking.
00:40You ain't gonna want this omelette now.
00:42No.
00:44You still want the omelette or not now?
00:48Kai cracked on with Lacey.
00:51I love a man that can take charge.
00:54The girl I'd like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:57Lacey.
00:58Lacey.
00:59Lacey.
01:00Before double the bombshells.
01:02How the hell are you, Islanders?
01:04Draw double the trouble.
01:06She's hot and I like what I see.
01:08Lucky the Irish.
01:09Almost hot.
01:11I don't know, it was just like little sparks.
01:16It was a really good kiss.
01:17It was really nice.
01:18Game on, bro.
01:20You want it?
01:21I'll put it here, alright?
01:25I'll put it here, alright?
01:27TOO NIGHT!
01:32Tamara and Mateo.
01:36Please come and face your fellow Islanders.
01:38Tamara and Mateo still...
01:41The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
01:44The girl I would like to couple up with is...
01:47You look pretty shocked by that.
01:49Mm-hmm.
01:50Oh my God.
01:52And Yana...
01:54What's going through your head?
01:56...makes a heartbreaking decision.
01:59Um...
02:00I can't even talk, guys.
02:15Another beautiful bustling day in sunny Spain.
02:19Buenos dias a todos.
02:21It's Kai's birthday today and wouldn't you know,
02:23the first person to say it to his face is perfect Irish queen Tamara.
02:28Did I mention that she's Irish?
02:29Happy birthday.
02:30Oh, thank you.
02:31Happy birthday, bro.
02:3223?
02:33Yeah.
02:3423.
02:35I'm definitely still older now, I just woke up.
02:39Thanks, bro.
02:40Yana's quick out of the bed.
02:45I assume she's running to get Kai's birthday present and she's wrapped it beautifully with
02:52all the red flags he gave her.
02:54Oh, you got your birthday pants on, brother.
02:56Oh, shit.
02:57Woo!
02:58That was coming in hot there, brother.
02:59To the kids.
03:00To the kids.
03:01To the kids.
03:02To the kids.
03:03To the kids.
03:04To the kids.
03:13Is there anyone you get your eye on?
03:15Um.
03:16I feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday is definitely Isabella and the
03:22one that I had the nicest kiss with was with Lacey.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:27Hi, Pebs.
03:28Hi, gorgeous.
03:29So, today it is Kai's birthday and I do want to do something special for him.
03:36I feel like we have had a bit of a rough time just getting to know each other so I just
03:43really want to show him that I do care.
03:46Okay, sorry.
03:47Don't tell anyone.
03:48Like, don't tell the guys.
03:49But I'm going to, um, like...
03:50Surprise guys.
03:51Surprise guys.
03:52Surprise guys.
03:53So, I'm going to need your help.
03:54I'm thinking I'm going to plant something down near the fire pit.
03:57Maybe like a blanket and pillows.
03:59And then I want to make like a nibblies board.
04:01So maybe like, yeah.
04:02With the charcuterie.
04:03Yeah, babe, can you help me with that?
04:05Yeah.
04:06I told on Chef Slick Mick to come in and help with the charcuterie board today for Kai,
04:09which I was, to be honest, slightly flattered about.
04:12She's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning.
04:14Okay, we're going to get creative.
04:16Is this cheese?
04:17Is this?
04:18I wouldn't use that one.
04:19I think it's a cheese.
04:20Okay.
04:21It's a bad start when you have to say, is this cheese?
04:23Yeah, no, that's actually so true.
04:25I really like it.
04:26Like, Mick did his little thing.
04:28Oh, what about a carrot?
04:29No.
04:30We're not doing carrots.
04:31And I was kind of like, no, don't put that in there, yes, put that in there.
04:35Like, it really just came together really nice.
04:38I want him thinking that, like, I'm very much wife material.
04:41You know what I mean?
04:42Is this giving wife material?
04:43I think it is.
04:44Like, even though I made it.
04:45Shh.
04:46Guys, I need to set up the whole picnic vibe without him seeing anything, you know?
04:55Oh, what have we got going up here?
04:57Nothing.
04:58Go back down.
04:59Right, now.
05:00I'm hungry.
05:01Babe, get back down there and work on that tan.
05:04Snack time is not right now.
05:07What are you doing, slick?
05:10Okay, we need to distract Kai, please.
05:13What are you doing?
05:15Sit at the pool.
05:17What are you doing?
05:18I'm just, like, chilling.
05:20You look nice.
05:21You too, babe.
05:23So, it needs more pillows.
05:25It was all, you know, in the strategy and the set up.
05:28How can I set the scene for her?
05:30Because she's painting that picture in her head for me.
05:32And I really wanted to deliver it for her.
05:34Because she's come to me trusting me.
05:35So, when you put your trust in me, I deliver.
05:37Want me for a char?
05:38Yeah.
05:39Like, in the room?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41Do you want to go in the bedroom?
05:46I'm kind of, like, tired.
05:48The sunnies, like, draining me a little bit.
05:51Give me the all clear.
05:53The cute?
05:54Yeah.
05:55Maybe do it like a...
05:57Oh!
05:58I'll just do it like this one.
05:59Ah!
06:00Yep.
06:01Oh, no.
06:02You little bad things.
06:03You like those sunnies?
06:04Yeah, I do.
06:05They're good.
06:06I reckon they actually look better on me than you.
06:08I like those, aren't they?
06:09Yeah?
06:10Tell me when he's coming down.
06:11Try and just not spy on him.
06:14Yeah, I want to find some sun, but, like, talking private.
06:18Should we go down here?
06:20Oh!
06:21Oh!
06:22Look at you, eh?
06:23Uh-huh.
06:24That's cute.
06:25Is it?
06:26That's really cute.
06:27Wow.
06:28I like this.
06:29That's mad.
06:30Oh, yum.
06:31We delivered what we wanted to do.
06:35We wanted Ky to be impressed, and I think we did that very well.
06:40That's so good.
06:41It's so good.
06:42It's so good.
06:43It's so good.
06:44It's so good.
06:45It's so good.
06:46It's so good.
06:47It's so good.
06:48It's so good.
06:49And I think we did that.
06:50So, I'm happy.
06:52It's been hard for me to show you that, like, I do actually like you.
06:56And I do really care for you.
06:58And I'm really happy that I'm coupled up with you.
07:01So, I wanted to just...
07:05I actually think I needed this, eh?
07:07Yeah, really?
07:08I think I did need a little bit of reassurance on my end, too.
07:10And I actually do appreciate it.
07:12It's actually really nice.
07:13Yeah.
07:14I think this is giving me a little bit more hope, actually.
07:22But, yeah, I actually think this is really cute.
07:24So, thank you.
07:25It's great.
07:30It's good.
07:31Yeah, I'm stoked.
07:32It actually gave me a breath of fresh air.
07:34It made me realise that, like, yeah, she is more keen on me than I thought.
07:38Yeah.
07:39It's like when someone, like, asks you, like, you're on the verge, like, crying, and someone's like, tell me how you feel.
08:00And you're just like...
08:01Fuck off, I don't want to.
08:03Crying a river is what I feel like.
08:05There's just so much emotion in my head, like...
08:10You've had a lot going on in here.
08:11I don't even want to feel like this, like, honestly.
08:20I don't want to look like I'm fucking crying over him, either.
08:22Like, it's not even that.
08:23It's just, like, seeing all these things, like...
08:26Yeah.
08:27And, like, it being his birthday, like...
08:30I don't know, just, like, all these memories coming back, you know what I mean?
08:33Like...
08:34Yeah.
08:35I think, obviously, it's very overwhelming for you.
08:38So fucking overwhelming.
08:41But you're allowed to cry.
08:44I just want to go home, be in my bed, with my friends.
08:48I'm just feeling two emotions.
08:52Like, I'm feeling, like...
08:54Happiness for them, but, like...
08:55Happiness for them, but then, like...
08:56A bit like, what the fuck?
08:57Yeah.
08:58It's like a best friend going for your ex, sort of thing.
08:59That's exactly what I was trying to explain.
09:01Like, it's like, if my best friend back at home...
09:03Yeah.
09:04...was with my ex, except it's not like they're being sneaky.
09:07They're literally doing it in my face.
09:08Just doing it in front of you.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Like, even just waking up and seeing my ex in a bed with another girl.
09:13Like, it's just normal.
09:14That's not normal.
09:15It's not fucking normal.
09:16Yeah.
09:17And it's making me, like, go batshit crazy.
09:19It's such a fucking pain.
09:42I just...
09:43You saw a lot in my head.
09:46I just wanna see, like, in my head, and I'm just, like, starting to lose the pot.
10:00Where, like, I genuinely just wanna go home.
10:03All I see when I see you is pain, pain, pain.
10:09All I see when I see you...
10:12Do I stay, like...
10:14Pain, pain.
10:16Pain, pain, pain, pain.
10:27Guys, I'm so sorry.
10:29I know it's terrible, but I ran out of toilet paper and used a croissant.
10:32So, please make sure that...
10:34Oh, my God!
10:35Oh, dear!
10:37Not funny, Cooper.
10:39Where do you wanna sit?
10:40I'm gonna go over here.
10:41Our little spot.
10:42Uh, let's move on quickly, shall we?
10:44Uh, thanks, Mattel.
10:45How are you feeling?
10:46Yeah, good, good.
10:47Yeah?
10:48Oh, that couch I slept on is a bit.
10:50How are you going?
10:53I'm keen to see what's, like, in store for us today.
10:56I do have a weird feeling that I'll be going on a date.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Who would you pick to go on a date?
11:01Well, you've put me right on it.
11:02I don't know.
11:03Yeah, probably...
11:04I feel like...
11:05Like, would you be weirded out if I picked you?
11:10Um...
11:12Not weirded out.
11:13What's the right word for that?
11:15Like...
11:18Hit me on a word.
11:19I don't know.
11:20I can't think...
11:21Not, like, uncomfortable.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Like, obviously, you seem really cool and stuff, but...
11:24Yeah.
11:26Oh, I'm gonna get it.
11:27I used to do gymnastics.
11:30I don't know.
11:33You don't know what?
11:36Like, I don't know how to phrase it.
11:38Like, I don't know what, like, word it is either.
11:40Yeah.
11:47That's crazy.
11:48The conversation was, like, forced.
11:51And it's, like, awkward.
11:52So, like, out of ten, how strong do you think you and your partner is?
12:01I'm curious.
12:03Out of ten?
12:04Yeah, give me a number.
12:08That's a weird, like, way to rate something.
12:11Why?
12:12Because it's not really rating, like, opportunity.
12:13No, no, no, no, no.
12:14Not in that way, but, like, just rate, like, the connection you have with him.
12:17Oh, it's pretty strong at the moment.
12:18I'm not gonna lie.
12:20Mm.
12:22Yeah, like, obviously, at the moment, me and Connor are, like, really strong, so.
12:26Mm.
12:29We're just, like, vibing.
12:32Oh!
12:35Interesting.
12:37Speaking with Izzy, yeah, you can just tell that, you know,
12:40the energies weren't really reciprocating very well,
12:42which is so fine.
12:44Oh, I need to go to all this one.
12:45I think she's got some pretty heavy, like, strong feelings for Connor.
12:49Okay.
12:50Which is fine.
12:52You know, that's so fine.
12:53Like, that's...
12:54Yeah.
12:55Ready?
12:56Three, two, one, go!
12:58Wow!
12:59Jocktham hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual.
13:02Go team!
13:03Yes.
13:04Yes!
13:05Three, two, one, go!
13:10Wow!
13:11Jockham hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual.
13:15Go team!
13:17Yes!
13:19Yes!
13:21You just picked him up and carried him.
13:24Oh, jeez.
13:27Perfect Irish Queen Tamara is chatting to lowly peasant Cooper.
13:32Last night she felt he talked at her too much,
13:34so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise in an attempt to start over.
13:39She'll never know!
13:41Yeah, because you start in the gym every morning, right?
13:43Yeah, well, while I'm single, I might as well.
13:46You're not going to do it when you're not?
13:48No, I'll probably make someone a coffee.
13:49Yeah.
13:50How do you have your coffee?
13:51I'll make one for you in the morning.
13:53I'm making her an omelette.
13:55Mick, shut up!
13:57Yeah, I'm definitely into Tamara.
13:59She's a good-looking girl.
14:01How can you not be?
14:02And she's Irish.
14:02I do have a thing for accents.
14:04What is it that is, though?
14:06Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
14:07Is it like a funny tart?
14:08It's a conversation starter.
14:10So it's meant to be like...
14:11Yeah.
14:11...doing exactly what it's doing now?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Yeah, it's perfect.
14:14Yeah.
14:16OK, you can come out of the shade now.
14:18It's all good.
14:19Yeah.
14:19No.
14:22You're throwing me off, Mick.
14:23I'm not going to lie.
14:24Throwing you off?
14:24The Koopa Troopa over there, he's trying to chat his frickin' verbal nonsense like he always does.
14:31So I thought I'd come in and just break up anything they've got going on there, just because I'd like to weasel my way in.
14:36What's your plan for the rest of the day?
14:37How's her headbutt life?
14:38Probably talking to me.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:40Mate, I'm not talking to you right now anymore.
14:43Hmm?
14:44Mick, I'm not talking to you anymore.
14:47Like, what are you doing, Mick?
14:49Guy's a nervous wreck and just does weird things all the time.
14:53Who have you actually got to chat to?
14:55You've obviously got a mate.
14:56And, yep.
14:57Mick, fuck off.
14:58Seriously.
14:59You mustn't have any mates on the outside, hey?
15:04Oh, wee!
15:08That's not that hairy, mate.
15:09I've seen way worse than that.
15:10With the bombshell set to steal soon, Mick takes a break from the reason he thinks he was put in the villa to annoy Cooper for the actual reason he was put in the villa.
15:19Uh, what's going on?
15:21What is horrible?
15:22How's your day so far?
15:23Oh, that was yours.
15:24You enjoying it?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Oh, watch out, Ian.
15:31Whoa.
15:32Okay.
15:33Okay.
15:34I really don't know how I found myself in the middle of this making Cooper ride for me.
15:39But, I mean, I'm quite literally in the middle.
15:43You're just sitting on top of me right now.
15:45Yeah.
15:45Are you putting yourself here?
15:46Yeah.
15:47I thought I'd give you a backrest.
15:49Yeah, you did, actually.
15:50Thanks.
15:50Thanks.
15:50Appreciate it.
15:52You comfortable?
15:53Very.
15:54Okay.
15:55Yeah.
15:55All right.
15:56What are you hating so far about this place?
15:59I'm not hating anything so far.
16:01Yes, you are.
16:01Are you about to change it?
16:03Are you about to make me hate it?
16:05Depends, like, if you couple up with me or not.
16:09Then, yeah.
16:10Then everything will probably go downhill and really say how well.
16:13It'll go downhill if I do or if I don't?
16:14If you do.
16:16If I do, okay.
16:17If you don't, you'll be safe.
16:18I'll keep that in mind.
16:19My conversations with Mick are, like, the most insane conversations ever.
16:24And they go from, like, zero to a hundred in a nanosecond.
16:27He's definitely a joker guy.
16:29He's got a lot of, like, cheekiness in him, too, which is not a bad thing.
16:32You have very small hands, actually.
16:34I have tiny fists.
16:36Yeah.
16:37You have...
16:37Big arms.
16:38I have tiny thumbs.
16:40Thumbs?
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah, what the hell?
16:43You're like, little worms.
16:44My thumbs are tiny.
16:46Hey, Cooper, are you getting jealous?
16:47What?
16:48I'm sorry.
16:50You're a terrible person.
16:52Mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me.
16:55She's such an idiot.
16:57No wonder your ex-girl for a left job.
17:00You're actually terrible.
17:02That was me, yeah.
17:03Mission accomplished.
17:04So, Mick, who would have thought being yourself could be so infuriating?
17:08Someone else on a mission is new bomb Matteo, who...
17:11Yeah, fine, we'll hold for Ross, right, and pinky.
17:13Take your time.
17:15Great.
17:15Anyway, Matteo chats to Yana.
17:18Miss, would you like to go for a chat?
17:20Yeah, let's.
17:21Sweet.
17:22Where do we go?
17:22Where do we go?
17:23Up here.
17:23Up here.
17:24Up here.
17:24In there.
17:25Oh, this is the groin stretch.
17:26How are you going?
17:27Yeah, I'm good.
17:28Good?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah?
17:29Are you all right from this morning?
17:33What was this morning?
17:35Were you a little bit upset?
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:36Yeah?
17:36No, I just had a little sook.
17:38I'm not usually like that.
17:39Really?
17:39It's just like...
17:40Emotions are just a little bit heightened.
17:41Yeah, they're just like a lot.
17:43Yeah.
17:43Yeah.
17:44I literally can't believe it.
17:45Just when I thought that my Love Island experience was dead in the water, I wanted to leave.
17:52A man pulls me for a chat.
17:54What do you like to do, like, for fun?
17:56Like, on a public holiday, like, what would you like to go do?
17:58Okay, public holiday, I'll probably just sit at home the whole day, 12 hours a day, and
18:02just play video games.
18:05No, I'm joking.
18:07I'm joking.
18:08You're going to give me a heart attack.
18:10You're meant to be giving me good things.
18:12Public holiday, I love the beach.
18:15Oh, the beach, bro, is just so good.
18:18Do you surf?
18:18Do you surf?
18:19Oh, just on the bodyboard, like, yeah.
18:21Oh, I have to teach you.
18:21I need...
18:22Oh, that's my plan, like, this year.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:24To learn how to surf.
18:25I'm a surfer.
18:25I've got a wedding and everything.
18:26Really?
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:27And you like just soaking up the sun, just lying there like a dead fish on the beach?
18:31Yeah.
18:31Oh, my God, I love doing that, too.
18:34Oh, I love doing that, too.
18:37I am so attracted to Mateo.
18:39I honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa.
18:42His tattoos, his tan, his teeth, and even he just, like, looks clean.
18:47Like, you know what I mean?
18:48You know when someone just looks clean, like, they don't look filthy?
18:51I love it.
18:53So, who would you say, like, is on your kind of radar, I guess, out of all the guys here?
18:58Just me right now?
18:59Yeah, honestly.
19:00Anyone else?
19:00Or it's just...
19:01Nah.
19:01Yeah, cool.
19:02Cool.
19:02Like...
19:03Fair enough.
19:03If I'm being honest...
19:04Yeah, nice.
19:06My luck has just turned around in this villa.
19:08One second, I'm crying over my ex-boyfriend.
19:11Next minute, I'm getting this new connection with this guy and a connection that I have not
19:15felt in this villa yet.
19:17And I'm just so excited to explore it.
19:18Oh, I'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes.
19:24I love it.
19:30Coming up!
19:32Sophie's back!
19:35And someone's about to pack!
19:37By the end of tonight, by the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
19:43Sad news on Love Island now as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
19:59Hey!
20:00Sorry, bud.
20:01Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:05Whoa!
20:05Whoa!
20:07Tell me what I want to hear.
20:10Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:14Tell me what I want to hear.
20:15Coops, are you done with the lady?
20:16Yeah, yeah.
20:17Yeah, actually.
20:18I've been down there and tell those bean bags.
20:19Why not? Let's go.
20:20Bean bag it up?
20:21All right.
20:22He let's bean bag it up.
20:23That's a great sentence.
20:24See you later.
20:25Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:30Ross has been happily coupled up with Sian, and I refuse to see him throw it all away by
20:35pulling someone for a chat.
20:36Unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen with hair as black as Guinness.
20:42Play on, lovebirds.
20:43My Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia, and I'm like, yeah, fair enough.
20:46Honestly, though, yeah.
20:47I feel like you're the most, I've been in Australia for four years, I still feel like
20:50you're the most Australian person I've met.
20:51Really?
20:51Yeah.
20:52Outside of the villa, I'm even more so, like, I just wear bodies and barefoot or whatever.
20:57Yeah.
20:57I don't know if I ever thought I'd be into that typical Australian mullet look, but I
21:03feel like his personality is definitely my type, so I don't know.
21:07I'm open for sure.
21:09Did you tell me you had siblings as well?
21:11I do, yep.
21:12I am the middle child.
21:14Okay.
21:14You don't give me middle child energy.
21:16What's middle child energy?
21:18I don't know.
21:18Like, I feel like...
21:19Because we get a bad rap.
21:21Yeah.
21:21I'm definitely attracted to Tamara.
21:23I think we're quite similar in some ways, and I say I love funny girls, and she's definitely
21:28funny.
21:29She's definitely got the chat.
21:30How are you doing these days?
21:32Yeah, really good.
21:33Yeah.
21:34I had a good sleep last night.
21:37You're on Rossy-Bossy.
21:38Rossy-Bossy.
21:39Does he get more intimate?
21:40No.
21:41He hasn't yet?
21:42No.
21:42So, I'm honestly, I'm just sort of stepping back.
21:44Yeah, let him take the lead.
21:46Yeah.
21:47And follow his lead.
21:48Correct.
21:49I will just follow it.
21:50Now, it's sort of like, okay, we can't just be like, literally, all right, good night, and
21:55turning away every single night.
21:56Like, I would like a little bit more than that personally.
21:59But yeah, I'm honestly just sort of chilling and seeing what he does.
22:03I like being there.
22:04Yeah, because you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad, right?
22:07Yeah, I do.
22:08And he's very, like, outdoorsman, right?
22:10Very much so, yeah.
22:11Very much a green thumbed gardens guy.
22:13Yeah, my mum's a gardener, so I definitely get that.
22:16Yeah, she's like a hardcore gardener.
22:19Like, I'll go looking for her at, like, 11, 12 o'clock at night time.
22:23At night?
22:23And she'll be, like, on the tractor lawnmower, putting the grass.
22:26And I'm like, woman, would you come inside?
22:28Like, what are you doing?
22:29She's like, it's going to rain tomorrow.
22:31It's been a therapy.
22:33Rain's coming.
22:34Rain's coming.
22:34No, it's fine.
22:34Like, the grass can be an inch taller.
22:36Like, it's okay.
22:37And she's like, oh, my God, imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that.
22:40Like, it's so funny.
22:41So, yeah, she's a gardening 24-7.
22:43It's such a parent thing, too.
22:44Like, my dad's, like, yeah, big on what the neighbours are thinking.
22:47Oh, yeah.
22:48God forbid that, like, Mary comes across and is like, jeez, look at the state of her lawn.
22:52Yeah, yeah.
22:53They take a lot of pride.
22:53It's something that this generation, our generation, I don't think we carry that, like...
22:57I know, which is sad.
22:58It is sad.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Yeah.
23:00I mean, some of us, like, probably you and I will pay a bit more attention because of our upbringing.
23:05Yeah, we'll be out, like, pruning the roses and cutting the lawn in the middle of the night.
23:11I really enjoyed my chat with Ross.
23:13It was one of my favourite conversations I've had in here so far, I think.
23:17He's just got that really nice personality.
23:20He's really just lovely to talk to.
23:22He's really friendly.
23:22And, yeah, I feel like there's a lot to learn about him.
23:26And I'm really excited about finding out what he likes and what he does.
23:30As Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair, having bombed with Isabel, bombshell Mateo tries to unbomb with Lacey.
23:54I feel like yesterday, out of the odds that I did kiss, there was only three, yourself included.
24:00And that was, I don't know, there was something else there.
24:03I'm not going to lie to you.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Yeah, there was.
24:05Yeah.
24:05I don't know if you felt that too.
24:06I felt that too.
24:06But, like, it was just like, what the hell is going on here?
24:09Yeah, I was expecting that.
24:10It was a good kiss.
24:11It was a good kiss.
24:12It was, like, it was not.
24:14Yeah, it was really, yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16It was good.
24:16It was nice.
24:17It was good.
24:18Yeah.
24:18So, like, are you wanting a long-term partner?
24:23Oh, yes.
24:24Yes.
24:24Obviously.
24:25Okay, yeah.
24:25100%.
24:26Wow, I like that.
24:27When was your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?
24:30So, I've never had, like, a, yeah.
24:34Really?
24:34Yeah.
24:35Holy moly.
24:37That's crazy.
24:38Really?
24:39Yeah, so I've never had, like, a...
24:41It's not shocking because, like, it's like, you obviously know that you're really, really, like, you know, beautiful and stuff.
24:47So, it's like, well, why hasn't a guy, you know, put his, like, time and effort into you?
24:50Yeah, but I have had, like, situationships, which I hate.
24:55I, like, they are just especially...
24:57Yeah, yeah.
25:01Mateo is definitely a guy that does give off boyfriend material vibes.
25:07I'm in my prime.
25:09Like, I feel like I've got everything sorted, financially stable, I've got my own place.
25:14I've got everything right now, but that person I would like to kind of share it with.
25:17I feel like I'm in a similar situation.
25:19I know what I want.
25:20I know what I don't want.
25:22Chat with Lacey definitely surprised me.
25:24I didn't think someone, you know, at her age, like, had her shit sorted, and that's kind of what I'm after.
25:30With me, I'm a very straight-up person, and I've got big balls, babe.
25:34So, I would, like...
25:35Bigger than mine?
25:36Bigger than yours, babe, yeah.
25:37It's yours?
25:37Yeah, I'm positive.
25:39Really?
25:39My balls are, like, the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life.
25:41Juiciest?
25:42Yeah.
25:42And I was saying that...
25:43What fruit are we talking about?
25:44How juicy?
25:44Like, I'm going to say, like, all of the juiciest fruits you can ever think of combined times
25:49one million.
25:51Yeah.
25:52I think mine are times, like, two million.
25:54Well, mine's times...
25:55Good to hear.
25:55You probably met your match right now.
25:57That's good to hear.
25:58Yeah.
25:58Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation, will wonders never cease?
26:03Now all she has to do is subtract Kai divided by Cooper to get a proper square root of Mateo.
26:09It's Matt's, you perverts.
26:20You know, I've got a feeling some crazy stuff in the world.
26:25Izzy, can I use your room with a plan?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Just put it back in here.
26:28Thank you, babe.
26:29How are you feeling, Tamara?
26:31Good.
26:32I'm excited for tonight.
26:33Who are you vibing with so far?
26:35I feel like I've spoken to probably make them all at this point.
26:39Mick was very high on my radar, and Cooper.
26:43I've been getting to know a couple of the boys, and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent vibes.
26:50One of us might be going home tonight.
26:53You know what?
26:54It'd be pretty shit to go out on a birthday, eh?
26:56Yeah.
26:56How's Kai's up?
27:03He's cool.
27:04Um, yeah, he's really nice.
27:06Obviously, because of, like, the whole situation, it's been, like, hard for everyone.
27:10And I wanted to him, like, for him to have a nice birthday because, you know, like...
27:14I think it was just, like, weird for me because, like, the last birthday was, like, us.
27:19You know what I mean?
27:20Yes.
27:20And so, like, to be in here, and it's, like, us, but, like, not us.
27:24Yeah.
27:24I feel like when I initially came here, I automatically put Yana and Lacey off because of the age.
27:34I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to them.
27:36They seemed...
27:36They seemed...
27:38I think they got a bit on on the outside, which is always a good sign.
27:41After talking to Mateo, like, I actually feel genuinely like I really want to get to know him.
27:48The chat just rolled.
27:50Nice.
27:50Like, it felt like...
27:51It felt nuts.
27:52Yeah, and it was like, I want to book a second date with this man.
27:55You know what I mean?
27:55Yeah.
28:03Oh, I'm keen for a band, I'll tell you.
28:05Facts.
28:06Yana, how convenient.
28:08We just so happen to have some babs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Cheers.
28:16Let's go.
28:17Welcome.
28:18To the piggy's gone.
28:19Everyone get behind me.
28:21Group's getting bigger now.
28:23Everyone sign in.
28:24One, two, three.
28:25Yeah.
28:27I just want to say something to you again.
28:30Happy birthday to my boy.
28:31Yeah.
28:32Oh, boy.
28:33Thank you, everyone.
28:36All right, let's exercise.
28:37Oh.
28:37I got a tag.
28:40Yay!
28:42Oh, my God.
28:44All Islanders survive here immediately.
28:46Oh, shit.
28:50I feel like head's a little bit scrambled.
28:54Definitely a hard choice.
28:55There's three amazing, beautiful women.
28:58Lacey and I had a really good chat today.
29:02Chat with Yana.
29:03No, that was awesome.
29:04But Izzy's more kind of my type on paper.
29:08Yeah, it's going to be tough.
29:12I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight.
29:14I really want to make the right decision.
29:16I feel like, in the moment, I'm going to know.
29:21I know your life is going to take you into your heart.
29:29I'll save you, I'll save you, I'll know you.
29:33The end has come.
29:36The islanders gather.
29:50A flame, it does burn.
29:52A recoupling looms.
29:54Their bum cheeks do squirm.
29:56The mood was so high.
29:57How low it has sunk.
29:59But who cares about them?
30:00Let's bring on the monk.
30:02All eyes, eyes on me.
30:06Watch me rising higher.
30:09So bright, set you free.
30:12Burning with desire.
30:15Careful what you touch, don't get too close.
30:18You're looking for a taste of the news to know.
30:22Now that's here, cut your heart in wire.
30:25You don't want to play this far.
30:27Good evening, Islanders.
30:29Hi.
30:29How are you going?
30:31How are you all going?
30:31Good.
30:32Good.
30:33You know what, fun fact.
30:34Do you know if you make out for 10 minutes, you can burn up to 60 calories?
30:38Oh, there you go.
30:39That's why you're all so lean and hot, huh?
30:43Guy, lovely to meet you.
30:45Have you enjoyed your time so far?
30:46It's been a bit rough the first couple of days, but I'm starting to sell in now.
30:49It's really good.
30:50Oh, great.
30:52Tamara, nice to meet you.
30:54It's really exciting.
30:55Mateo, como estas?
30:57Muy bien, gracias, as you'll stand.
30:59That's all I got, I don't really know.
31:01Fair enough, fair enough.
31:06Islanders.
31:08There are currently five couples in the villa.
31:11Lacey and Kai.
31:14Yana and Mick.
31:16Sian and Ross.
31:18Gabby and Jotham.
31:21And Isabel and Connor.
31:23And there are three singles, Cooper and our two newest bombshells, Tamara and Mateo.
31:32Islanders, it is a love island sin to be single.
31:38By the end of tonight, there will be no singles in this villa.
31:43Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
32:02Tamara, it's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with.
32:07You can choose any boy you like, regardless of whether they're in a couple.
32:12Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
32:16I would like to couple up with this boy because when I walked in, I was initially attracted to him right away.
32:22We had a really good, intelligent conversation and I think we have pretty similar banter and similar humour.
32:29So the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
32:33Me.
32:41Mick, you look good together.
32:46You're good.
32:47You're very good.
32:49How are you feeling?
32:51A bit better than I did the other night, that's for sure.
32:53Oh yeah, yeah.
32:54You're smiling a lot more.
32:55That's it.
32:56I think we look very nice together.
32:57You do.
32:58She looks better than me, but yeah.
33:01Well, Tamara and Mick, you are now officially a couple.
33:04Please take a seat.
33:05Over to you, Mateo.
33:17Mm-hmm.
33:18Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
33:21I would like to couple up with this girl because I feel like we share similar values and I don't know,
33:30I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person.
33:34So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
33:39Dangerous games.
33:44Lazy.
33:45Dangerous games.
33:48Dangerous games.
33:51Dangerous games.
34:00Lazy.
34:01Oh my God.
34:02You look pretty shocked by that.
34:04Yeah.
34:05To be honest, I wasn't expecting that.
34:07Um, we did have a good, really cool conversation today.
34:11But yeah, I was not expecting that.
34:13Are you taking that as a compliment?
34:15Yeah.
34:15Are you flattered?
34:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:17Oh, good.
34:19And Kai, how's it going over there?
34:21Yeah, I mean, it is what it is.
34:23You have to choose someone.
34:24I mean, it's not the birthday I wanted to, you know, really want to end on.
34:29But look, it is what it is.
34:30You have to choose.
34:30And I can't be disappointed with his decision.
34:34Well, Lazy and Mateo, you're now officially a couple.
34:38Go and take a seat.
34:39Islanders, the bombs have had their say.
34:59Tamara and Mick and Mateo and Lacey.
35:02You're locked in as couples and you're safe.
35:07That leaves us with four girls and five boys.
35:12The maths not adding up.
35:15Tonight is a recoupling.
35:18Girls will pick boys.
35:22And whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
35:27Can all the boys, except for Mateo and Mick, please come and stand on the stairs?
35:33Sian, please stand up.
35:50Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
35:53I would like to couple up with this boy tonight because we have unreal banter.
35:59I believe we do have a genuine connection.
36:02And I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life.
36:05So tonight the boy I would like to couple up with is...
36:09Rossi baby.
36:20Ross, what do you think of his speech?
36:22Oh, very flattered and the feeling's mutual.
36:25Well, Sian and Ross, you're locked in as a couple.
36:30Isabel, please stand up.
36:36I would like to couple up with this boy because since coming into the villa,
36:40we've had such an amazing time together
36:42and I want to continue to see where our connection goes.
36:47So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
36:52Connor.
36:57Connor, was that a shock?
37:04I had an idea.
37:05Yeah, you had an idea?
37:06Hello, inkling.
37:08Did you like what you heard?
37:09I did.
37:10I'd like to hear more, but we can save that.
37:12Isabel and Connor, you're locked in as a couple.
37:19Gabby, please stand up.
37:20I would like to couple up with this boy because he's hot as fuck.
37:31He makes me feel safe.
37:34He's brought up a side to me that, look, I didn't even know I had.
37:38So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
37:43Jotham.
37:44Oh.
37:55Well, Jotham.
37:56Gabby used the O word.
37:58The outside the villa.
37:59The outside, I know.
38:01Well, Gabby and Jotham, you're now a couple.
38:04Well done.
38:08Two boys on the steps.
38:19And only one girl left to pick.
38:22Jana, please stand up.
38:30What's going through your head?
38:32Oh, I feel like I've been around the runner in this villa.
38:36Yeah.
38:36Oh, it's been pretty fucked recently.
38:41But, yeah, just another situation, I guess, like this.
38:45So, we'll see.
38:48As if the choice wasn't hard enough.
38:51You're now facing a boy that you were in love with a matter of months ago.
38:56Or, someone you picked on day one and had an initial bond with.
39:05Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:09Well, I can't wait to go to the next day.
39:19Oh, I can't.
39:24Oh, shit.
39:24Having been in an impossible situation all week,
39:42Yana finds herself in another impossible situation.
39:46Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:50Oh, shit, sorry.
39:57Oh, I can't.
40:16Um, I can't even talk, guys.
40:20Um, I would like to couple up with this boy because I think he has really gotten along
40:29with everyone in this field already.
40:32I feel like there is some genuine connections with people that he's been able to make.
40:37I think I want to give him a shot at getting a connection with someone.
40:43He couldn't see what was meant to be.
40:49So the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is?
40:55Clyde.
41:01I'll lock her up.
41:02Fuck me.
41:21Sorry, Coops.
41:22Nah, it's all good.
41:24There's nothing there, so it makes sense.
41:25Yeah.
41:26Good luck sharing a bed with your ex, though.
41:29Yeah.
41:30Thanks.
41:32Good luck going home.
41:34Oh, my God.
41:38Kai, is there anything you want to say to Yana before we move on?
41:42Um, look, I'm stoked that she picked me.
41:44I genuinely didn't think that would happen.
41:46Um, I think we didn't really get off to the right foot when I first come in here.
41:51And, um, you know, I just appreciate she's given me another chance.
41:56Yeah.
41:59Do you think she's made the right decision?
42:01Look, honestly, I hope she has.
42:03I think she has.
42:04And that's all I've really got to say about it, really.
42:07I'm a bit shocked.
42:09Yana, is there a possibility with Kai?
42:12Um, there's definitely comfort with Kai.
42:15Like, I was there for a long time.
42:18But, yeah, I don't know.
42:20I don't know what the next steps are, honestly.
42:23Kai, how's it feel hearing that?
42:24Yeah, look, I'm speechless, to be honest with you.
42:28I don't even know.
42:29I've got nothing to say, really.
42:31I'm, yeah, pretty gobsmacked that I'm sitting there.
42:35Cooper, come over here.
42:37Oh, darling.
42:38How are you?
42:39Good.
42:40Do you understand Yana's decision?
42:41Or do you think she made a mistake?
42:43I just feel sorry for her having to share a bed with her ex.
42:46That's going to be a rough one tonight.
42:51Well, Cooper, I'm going to make it official.
42:53You have been dumped from the villa.
42:54You have 30 minutes to pack your bags and say your goodbyes.
42:58Sweet.
42:58The rest of you?
43:00I'll see you real soon.
43:02No.
43:03Bye.
43:04Bye.
43:04Bye.
43:04Bye.
43:05Let's do it.
43:10Oh, good luck, mate.
43:12That's rough.
43:13Are you feeling that ex is sharing a bed?
43:15No.
43:15Well, I'm actually happy.
43:17I honestly thought he was going.
43:18Sang, babe.
43:21I love you, bro.
43:22You've got you, man.
43:24Come on.
43:25I love you.
43:25I feel rattled as fuck.
43:28He has connections in here.
43:30Like, at least Kai might be able to find a connection.
43:32And, yeah, still mingles later.
43:34Like, I know that they've got a thing, so.
43:36Yeah.
43:36I'm still in my head weighing up what's better, what's worse.
43:39But at the end of the day, sending Cooper home hurt one person.
43:43But if I were to send Kai home, it would have hurt two.
43:46To be honest, like, it's just, like, there's nothing really doing it at this point.
43:49I was kind of just begging for a bombshell after a bombshell, so.
43:53Oh, my God.
43:54There's a light.
43:56Oh, yeah.
43:58Huh?
43:59What do you mean?
44:02I'm smacked, eh?
44:03I thought I was gone.
44:05I thought I was gone.
44:06I'm shell-shocked.
44:07I don't know if I deserve to be saved by Yana.
44:11I think it's a very nice gesture.
44:13And I think I was very mature on that.
44:22Yeah, it's made me look at her in a different way again and see, like, she does have a good life.
44:40I don't even know what to say, man.
45:03I don't even know what to say, bro.
45:08I'm not going to really cry over spilt milk.
45:10I'm kind of, like, getting to the point where I was, like, I've had enough in here.
45:16The milk was off anyway, so who gives a shit?
45:19How do you feel?
45:21I think you wore your heart on your sleeves.
45:23You've kind of not really blown up about it.
45:26Like, I don't feel like I really missed anything.
45:29From that new bombshell coming in, I was like, if she chooses Mick, she's definitely not the one for me.
45:35She's pretty.
45:36She can talk.
45:38But you know what?
45:39That's just someone that I'd probably take out for one day and probably bin after.
45:43Like, you know.
45:47And the same goes for a lot of the other girls.
45:49I was probably, I was getting pretty over it.
45:54Hi.
45:56Confused?
45:56Um, I don't know how I feel.
46:00Like, I'm just happy that Pi's here, because I honestly thought he was going home.
46:03Like, I'm so grateful that he's here.
46:06I really like him.
46:07I was scared.
46:09I think if he had have gone home, I think that I really would have just caught with him.
46:13Yeah.
46:13I was so shocked.
46:15I mean, I wasn't expecting Matteo to pick me.
46:17Yeah, that's bad as well.
46:18But we did have a good conversation.
46:21Yana really likes Matteo.
46:22I can tell.
46:23It's just, like, such an uncomfortable, like, I don't know.
46:26I'm just, if anything, I'm just so grateful that Pi's still here.
46:29Bro, I thought you, like, would have wanted him out the villa, Kai.
46:34Yeah, well...
46:35So you're going to be fine now with him in the villa?
46:38No.
46:38Because you did save him.
46:39Did you...
46:40Yeah, but I didn't want to be in a bed with someone I'm not, like, comfortable with.
46:43Mm.
46:44I know what I thought...
46:45Why?
46:45Did you think I should have done the other one?
46:46No, I just thought you would have wanted him out the villa while you could.
46:49I'm, like, really confused.
46:51I think every single one of us in the villa would have dumped our ex.
46:55We would have been like, here's your payback.
46:57Happy fucking birthday.
46:59See you later.
47:00Back yourself 100%.
47:01Are your thoughts, like, wanting to rekindle?
47:03Are you thinking more for Lacey?
47:05No, it was more I was thinking for Lacey, because I could see she wasn't happy.
47:10I feel guilty, man.
47:12What do you feel guilty for?
47:13You ain't never saying it, though.
47:14If anyone should...
47:15You should be feeling sad for Yana right now.
47:17I don't even know what to say, man.
47:19She's had a rougher ride than you, I reckon.
47:24This is where I leave you.
47:31We did good.
47:32We did very good.
47:35But, like, now, what for me?
47:37Like...
47:38Now you get to know Mateo?
47:39Yeah, but he's, like, he wants to get to know Lacey.
47:42I wouldn't bet on that.
47:47I don't think from what she said that she gave him any of those ideas in the first place.
47:52Yeah, but she was saying that shit about Kai.
47:54She'd be like, oh, me and Kai haven't chatted properly, like...
47:57And then the next minute they're macking on, like...
47:59I think she comes across more into the guy
48:01when she's talking to the guy.
48:03But then when she says to us...
48:03But then when she says to us, like,
48:05she makes it out as if, like,
48:07they were just having a normal conversation.
48:09Yeah.
48:09What do you think?
48:09She's trying to do, like, mail validation?
48:11She, obviously, to get picked by Mateo,
48:14had to do something in order for him to
48:17have a feeling that she wanted him.
48:20How are you feeling, though, babe?
48:21Oh, my God.
48:22I would have, um...
48:24Like, oh, like...
48:26Yeah, I was not expecting Yana to pick Kai.
48:29I'm just grateful that he's here.
48:31I just get worried because I just feel like...
48:34Like, me and Jocelyn,
48:35ever since sharing a bed,
48:36we've gotten so close.
48:37Like, sharing a bed is so intimate.
48:39Yes, of course it is.
48:40Especially being exes, like...
48:42If I was Lacey,
48:43I definitely wouldn't be happy.
48:45Yana has been in such a state
48:47being in here with her ex-boyfriend.
48:50Tonight was her opportunity
48:51to literally dump him from the villa.
48:53And she didn't do it.
48:55I just feel like there must be some feelings
48:58for her to still be able to...
48:59I feel...
49:00I don't know.
49:00I feel like I get different vibes,
49:02so I do genuinely feel like
49:03she took into consideration
49:05that you and him had a connection.
49:07I think so, too.
49:08Because she was so shaken.
49:09I don't know.
49:09If it was my ex,
49:10I would be like,
49:11love you girls,
49:12we've known each other for a week,
49:13someone else would be like,
49:13I'm done with my ex.
49:14Yeah.
49:15I mean, right now,
49:16Lacey's grateful,
49:17but watch this space.
49:18Exes in bed together.
49:21Not a good sign.
49:29I thought it would be spewed.
49:31I think you can be pretty happy
49:32about how you came in here, though.
49:33Like, you literally played it like
49:35you were too nice, even.
49:37I just played it like
49:38I was on the outside.
49:40Yeah.
49:41I just did exactly what I do.
49:44You do realise that?
49:44You're going to be like
49:45a national treasure.
49:46Yeah, I know.
49:48Like, 100%.
49:48I've said it once,
49:50I'll say it again.
49:51Mick is just an idiot.
49:52Mick the dick.
49:53Has got no brain.
49:55That, that, that, that, that.
49:56He is stupid.
49:58I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
49:59Oh, I got it.
50:01The best man has won,
50:02as we always knew he was going to.
50:08Cooper goes packing,
50:09send him on his way.
50:12But I did take his bag down
50:13as a little parting gift.
50:16Goodbye, my friend.
50:17See you later.
50:18I'll see you on the next one.
50:19Yes, yes, maybe.
50:20Yes, yes, maybe.
50:21Yes.
50:21Yes, yes, yes.
50:22Yes, yes, yes.
50:22Yes, yes, yes.
50:23See you, brother.
50:26See you in the ring, mate.
50:27Love you, Cooper.
50:29We love you, babe.
50:30Love you, Coops.
50:31Love you, Coops.
50:32See you, brother.
50:33We love you already.
50:34Oh, not too quick.
50:36All I see when I see you is baby, baby.
50:40I don't have any regrets.
50:42I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree
50:44that I could find.
50:46It sort of just was a dead end.
50:48Like, I know exactly what I'm looking for
50:50and I won't change the way I look at things
50:52just for someone else.
50:55I don't think Kai should be here instead of me,
50:57but good luck to him.
51:01Mate, you just got kissed on the dick
51:03at the last minute by your ex on your birthday,
51:05so happy birthday, c***.
51:06Good luck.
51:08Good luck sharing a bed with your ex.
51:10That sucks.
51:10Not all heroes wear cowboy hats, moon.
51:19I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say happy birthday, Kai.
51:23Anyway, next time the Islanders get a taste of forbidden fruit.
51:28Emphasis on the forbidden.
51:33Next time...
51:35I can't tell if he likes me or not.
51:39Does Ross give a toss?
51:42He physically seemed distant to me.
51:43I feel like we've just been a bit...
51:45...sagnant.
51:47And the Islanders sampled some forbidden fruit.
51:51It was sexy.
51:52It was fun.
51:53We're normally so vanilla.
51:55But not everyone...
51:57Makes me look like a mug.
51:59Two can play that game.
52:00...likes the taste.
52:02If you're going to kiss your ex,
52:04don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
52:07Kiss your ex. Kiss your ex.
52:09I'm done.
52:10What do you mean?
52:10You're going to suck his face.
52:12Like, what do you want me to do?
52:12Just go, oh yeah, cool, and just get mugged off?
52:15But how is that fair?
52:16Kai, just fuck off.
52:18Just go.
52:20What a joke, eh?
52:21Bye-bye.
52:21Bye-bye.
52:43Bye.
52:43Bye.
52:44Bye.
52:44Bye-bye.
52:44Bye-bye.
52:45Bye-bye.
52:45Bye-bye.
52:46All I爆s are in the background,
52:47I'll do the background,
52:47you'll see.
52:48Bye-bye.
52:49Bye-bye.
52:49Bye-bye.
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