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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 3
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00:00Ten Islanders, two bombs, equals a villa full of...
00:09You know what? Let's just roll the recap.
00:21Like, I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
00:24Stop it, yeah.
00:25If she was to couple up with you, like, how would you be feeling?
00:29Gabby and Lacey jostled over Gotham.
00:32I mean, jump em, jump, jump em.
00:35No, it's not even that, it's Jotham.
00:38Kids came between Zack and Bailey.
00:41I feel so blindsided.
00:42Before Zack came between Ross and Sian.
00:45I definitely felt jealous.
00:49Then, new bomb Mick.
00:51Hola, senoritas.
00:54Had the girls squealing.
00:57It's about time that you bring an atomic bomb in this bitch.
01:01And the boys really...
01:04He didn't even say hello to me.
01:05He got teeth for days, doesn't he?
01:07Big pearly whites on the fella.
01:09Coming in with a shirt that I don't know if I'm wearing.
01:12You and you, we got bad luck.
01:18Tonight!
01:22A shock text.
01:24Tomorrow, Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with, and somebody will be dumped.
01:29The whole house energy is just like...
01:33The tension is palpable.
01:35He could just point his finger in any direction and let us know.
01:38Great.
01:40The ball's in your court, and you have to make it clear to Gabby and I.
01:45I don't want to go home.
01:46I do feel a genuine connection with Jonathan.
01:51Damn it.
01:52That's not his name.
01:54Before buried secrets.
01:56This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.
02:02This girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his DM.
02:07What?
02:08Dig up a whole load of trouble.
02:21I could already see his grave.
02:24He really did just dig his own grave there.
02:37I'm fucking here, baby.
02:44I'm fucking here, baby.
02:47Hola, senoritas!
02:48There's a box now!
02:50Digging the look.
02:51Hello.
02:52Dude, how are you?
02:53Oh my God, he's so hot!
02:55That guy is the hottest man in this villa.
02:58Mick here!
02:59Oh, hi, Bailey.
03:00Hello.
03:01Didn't even say hello to me.
03:02Happy his back.
03:04I'm Bailey.
03:05Oh, cool.
03:06What's your name?
03:07I'm Mick.
03:08Mick.
03:09I like your teeth.
03:10They're cool.
03:12We need to go talk to our girls.
03:13Let's go.
03:14He's so cute!
03:15Oh, you like him?
03:16He's so cute!
03:17He's so cute!
03:18Do you like him?
03:19Do you like him?
03:20Yes!
03:22Mick is about to shake everything up.
03:25We went on a date and we went to, like, it was literally just like a cute little vibe
03:31and there was like two seats and a champagne.
03:34Like, dating at all at the same time.
03:36Yes!
03:37So it was like two girls and then him.
03:39It went so well.
03:40Like, everything just flowed.
03:41Yeah, he seems like he seems very, like, chill.
03:44Like, what did you ask him?
03:45Like, what were the questions you asked him?
03:46Um, his job.
03:47Like, what he's into.
03:48He's into kind of anyone.
03:50Wait, yeah, babe.
03:51Oh my God.
03:52What does he do for work?
03:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:54What does he do for work?
03:55He said to me, wait, no.
03:56He said to us he likes a girl.
03:57Like, he likes a woman that, like, can tell him what to do.
03:59And I was like, oh my God, Bailey.
04:01He's so cute.
04:03I really...
04:04Wait, are you guys into him?
04:05Um...
04:06I think me and him have more of a connection.
04:08Yeah, you definitely did.
04:09Yeah.
04:10So, Yana, do you like him?
04:11I do like him.
04:12Do you think that he's vibing you?
04:14He's definitely vibing him.
04:15They were like, I fucking.
04:16Did you like that?
04:18I don't know.
04:19I kind of did like it.
04:22I'm catching myself smiling.
04:24Stop.
04:27Go down.
04:28Bad girl.
04:29Bad girl.
04:30Stop.
04:31How you feeling, bro?
04:32How were the dates?
04:33How's your dates?
04:34Mate, I was a bit nervous.
04:35I was like, bro, isn't it?
04:36There's two of them at once.
04:37I'm like, oh shit.
04:38Who'd you get vibing?
04:39Yeah.
04:40Who'd you like?
04:41I mean, not both nice.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Is that the good answer?
04:44Yeah.
04:45That's a good answer.
04:46What's the honest one?
04:47I was getting a bit of eye fucking from...
04:49What's it?
04:50The Bruneau one again?
04:51Yana.
04:52Yana.
04:53Yana.
04:54Yana, yeah.
04:55She was eye fucking me a bit.
04:59I had a bit of a connection with Yana.
05:00I liked how she was looking at me in the date.
05:02You know?
05:03She gave me the eyes.
05:04She was chatting like she liked me a bit.
05:05Who was coming up with her?
05:06Me.
05:07Me, yeah.
05:08But that's it.
05:09That's all that happened.
05:10Just eye fucking me.
05:11Nothing else.
05:12Get it over me.
05:13So I'm gonna go back out there and get serious with Yana and start making shit happen with
05:18her.
05:19Bro, act cool.
05:20Don't do the nervous willy tickle.
05:22God damn it.
05:23I'm gonna go fucking see how my trick went.
05:25Nice to meet you, bro.
05:26I'll be back.
05:31Cooper's just been a bit restless all day, hey?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Like, I was asking him how he feels that you're gone.
05:36He actually said he was sweating a little bit.
05:38He's nervous because you're...
05:39Oh, really?
05:40...on his mind the most.
05:41I got a really good vibe from him that he's like so about you.
05:45He's...
05:46Did I just eat a fly?
05:47Maybe.
05:48It's protein.
05:49Can you go for a chat?
05:50You wanna chat?
05:51Where do you wanna go?
05:52We'll go down to the fire pit.
05:53Did you miss me when I was gone?
05:54I was stressing big time.
05:55Oh, really?
05:56Nah, nah.
05:57Oh, really?
05:58It felt really good that Cooper was feeling a bit jealous about me being on the date.
06:09Like, do the math.
06:10Like, if he's stressing, like, that means that he must really like me.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Nah, well, I think our date went really well.
06:17Like, it was, like, quite fun.
06:19Like, it was a bit exciting.
06:20You said that you were eye-fucking him.
06:21We were eye-fucking a little bit.
06:23I'm not gonna, like, fart.
06:24No chill.
06:25I said to him, I was like, yeah, you stopped eye-fucking.
06:28He was kind of getting, like, revved up over me.
06:31Like, I don't know, I really liked that.
06:34It got me excited.
06:36My thing was, like, at this point, I was like, you're, like, who I favour.
06:41Like, especially after today, after chatting to everyone.
06:44Oh, shit.
06:45Judging that I can't wipe the smile off my face, I think I'm officially catching feelings
06:50for Cooper.
06:51So, I was on the date and he asked me about my couple and I, honestly, I felt a bit of guilt.
06:57Like, you know, a part of me, like, felt like I was, like, cheating.
07:00I was like...
07:01Yeah, it feels wrong.
07:02It feels wrong, it does.
07:03Like, it was weird.
07:04So, I'm pretty much a fuck girl because I want Mick and now I want Cooper.
07:16I'm done.
07:17I can assure you all, she is not done.
07:20I also saw a lot of people online saying Mick looks Italian.
07:23I can again assure you there is nothing Italian about him whatsoever.
07:29I grew up in, I grew up in pizza shops.
07:31I was, like, born in the back of a pizza shop.
07:33Really?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Like, your mum gave birth to you in a pizza shop?
07:36Like, not so close, but, like, kinda, yeah.
07:37Oh.
07:38Like, pretty much.
07:39But, yeah, like...
07:40Do you like pizza?
07:41I love pizza, yeah.
07:42Um, Mick, how was your date?
07:44Well...
07:45Dates, should I say.
07:46It was good.
07:47Yep.
07:48Funny.
07:49What's your usual type?
07:50Well, my first girlfriend was blonde, my second was brunette.
07:52Ooh!
07:53You never know.
07:54I like eye contact.
07:55So, like, if a girl looks at me and I can, like, see it in her eyes that she's, like,
07:58looking at me, like, the energy's there.
08:00Okay.
08:01Then that's what I lean towards.
08:02Right.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Mick is definitely hot.
08:05I don't think any of the boys here in the villa have, like, real sex appeal.
08:08Like, that, um, womaniser type energy.
08:11He's definitely giving that.
08:12You're giving Fabio.
08:13Are you Italian?
08:14Fabio.
08:15Like, Fabio's...
08:16Fabio's got, like, a massive jaw on him.
08:17It's giving Italian.
08:18It's giving Italian.
08:19Fabio, yeah.
08:20Well, this is, like, this outfit's a bit like...
08:22It's very Italian.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Yeah, well, the girl is quite pretty.
08:25I think I kind of got my eye on Isabelle a bit.
08:28I know she's dating Connor, but, um, might have to steal your girl, brother.
08:34We should go over, like, our situations.
08:36Yeah, I want to know.
08:37Well, you go.
08:38Okay, so I'm coupled up with Zach.
08:40He's actually broken up with me this morning.
08:42He broke up with you?
08:43Because I've explicitly told him that kids have not been something that I'm interested in.
08:47Uh-huh.
08:48It was the only connection I had in here, so I'm a little butthurt in the fact that I have
08:51nobody to flirt with anymore.
08:52Uh-huh.
08:53Please, please.
08:54Please, Mick, I hope that you pull me for a chat.
08:57I don't want to come across too big, you know?
08:59I would love for him to pull me in front of everyone.
09:02You know, I don't want to be, like, the hungry, like, lonely kitten.
09:07No!
09:08Oh, shit.
09:09Oh, my God!
09:10I got a chat!
09:11What about it?
09:12What about it?
09:13What about it?
09:14What about it?
09:15What about it?
09:16Islanders, tomorrow Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with, dot, dot,
09:21dot, and somebody will be dumped.
09:23Hashtag bombs away.
09:25Oh, my goodness.
09:26Somebody will be dumped tomorrow.
09:27No!
09:28My heart sinks to my asshole.
09:33I'm fucking scared.
09:37Baby, don't be afraid.
09:41This is my last 24 hours with somebody, or it could be my last 24 hours with everybody.
09:47I don't like that.
09:49Bro, that's hectic.
09:52So, one of the two single people left will get dumped, like, boy or girl, maybe.
09:57Fuck.
09:58The whole house energy is just, like, the tension is palpable.
10:03What a fucking walla we're living in.
10:06My idea is just don't trust them.
10:08Just whatever happens, happens, right?
10:09Yeah, but you've just, you've only got here, like...
10:11I get to pick, so everyone just relax.
10:12You, yeah, you're excited because you don't...
10:14You don't get chatting to everyone.
10:16I've got time.
10:17Bracing.
10:18Don't rush me.
10:19So, I've got my work cut out for the next 24 hours, but I do think I will make the right
10:24decision.
10:25Am I afraid to send one of them home?
10:27Can't really say I am, mate.
10:29We're just gonna start it.
10:30We're just gonna start it.
10:34Fans.
10:35å°‚é–€ Wynneout
10:44With 24 hours to our first dumping, it's time for Mick to get his graft on.
10:48Downstairs, preferably Mick.
10:50That's where the girls are.
10:51Don't be shy.
10:53Excellent.
10:54Now, hard left.
10:55Left!
10:56The chase, man.
10:57I'm all about the chase.
10:58I like the chase.
10:59So, it's like...
11:00we'll just get in there and fucking talk to everyone.
11:02I got some talking to do.
11:04So that's what I'm going to do.
11:05I'm hopping myself up in this bitch.
11:07I'm feeling good, baby.
11:09I might even tuck the glasses on.
11:10Get in there.
11:13I don't know.
11:14I might have made a glass.
11:15It's too much.
11:16It's too much.
11:18Hi, Bob.
11:19Hey.
11:20How are you feeling, doll?
11:21Just having a little bit of a squeeze, you know?
11:22Ah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Scouting.
11:26I think right now I'm leaning towards Isabel, I've got to be honest,
11:28but I just need to kind of pull her away for a chat soon,
11:30but everyone's kind of together.
11:32Fucking guy keeps taking my girl, man.
11:42Hmm.
11:43She's got a guy that she's talking to.
11:45I don't know how she feels about that guy yet,
11:47so I've got to pull her away for a chat.
11:51And I'll do it in due time, all right?
11:54But just, um...
11:56Yeah.
11:58Oh, this is off to a very interesting start.
12:01Thank you that much.
12:03Ay, qué coño.
12:06You want to go have a chat?
12:08Sure.
12:08We can go have a chat.
12:10Bailey.
12:10Bailey, I like her tooth.
12:12Her tooth jam is cool, but she's got a bit of pizzazz, you know?
12:15I don't know something about her.
12:16I just...
12:16I like her look.
12:17Oh, boy.
12:18Huh?
12:18You're going to the fire pit.
12:19No, we're done.
12:21Okay.
12:21You're done.
12:21I want to finish.
12:23What?
12:23We're going more like that.
12:24Don't be like that.
12:26Be like what?
12:27I high-fived him.
12:28We have a little bit of awkward energy, me and him.
12:30You have to understand.
12:31Yeah, I can see that now.
12:33All right.
12:33So, tell me a bit about you.
12:35Like, I want to get to know you.
12:36Me?
12:37Yeah.
12:38I'm quite boring, you know?
12:39I just avoid the night to fire.
12:40I don't think you're boring.
12:40The outfit's definitely not boring.
12:42The outfit's not boring, yeah.
12:43Well, this is just like...
12:44This is something...
12:45You just threw it on.
12:46Yeah, the same one.
12:47Whatever.
12:48No, I put a bit of effort in.
12:49You're like, just wait and see?
12:50Put it come in, make an impact.
12:52All right, all right.
12:53Impact.
12:53Instant.
12:54Definitely make an impact.
12:55I ain't got the grills, so...
12:56I'm like...
12:57Yeah, I'm happy I wore them tonight.
12:58Oh, they look good.
12:59I like that style.
13:03Like, I've woken up cuddling a man who then dumped me, was kissing girls in front of me.
13:10Like, and now I'm having the best day because the sexiest bomb has come through the door.
13:15My time in here has been...
13:17I've had, like, a crazy rollercoaster.
13:19Like, I've been begging to have fun.
13:20You're being stressed now.
13:21You're not having fun.
13:22No, I've been trying to, like, giggle with everyone and everyone's just, like, stressed out.
13:25This is fun now.
13:25I'm having...
13:26This is the most fun I've had all night.
13:27Really?
13:28Yeah.
13:28Okay, good.
13:29That's what I want.
13:29100%.
13:30Why are you sneaking?
13:33Nervous?
13:35I'm a little nervous.
13:36Are you?
13:36Yeah.
13:37Why?
13:37Because I think you're really handsome.
13:39That's nice.
13:40Yeah.
13:40You're welcome.
13:44I appreciate that.
13:45You look nice, too.
13:46Um, now I'm speechless.
13:48Remended.
13:49Now you're a little bit shocked.
13:50Yeah, I didn't know what to say.
13:52I'm going up right now, but, like, I don't want any of this.
13:56I only want more up.
13:58I'm pretty slow when I'm, like, a little bit, like, blown away.
14:02Blown away?
14:02Yeah.
14:03From what?
14:03You.
14:04Why?
14:04You're great.
14:05I think you're great.
14:06I'm here, too.
14:07Thanks.
14:07I think we've had a good chat.
14:08I think so, too.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Yeah.
14:10I, uh, yeah.
14:12I've enjoyed it.
14:14You can just sense that there's, like, a little chemistry there.
14:18Like, I kind of think we both know that it's going to be pretty nice between us.
14:24You and me, you and me, you and me, I want to give you my love.
14:30Oh, bro, do you want to have a chat?
14:32Yeah.
14:35Well, I do.
14:36What?
14:37No, they're going to have a little chat, because they're in the, um, they're in the love triangle.
14:41Oh, true.
14:43Yeah.
14:44So, eh.
14:45Mm-hmm.
14:47Olympic swimmer Zach dived in and kissed Sian in front of Ross.
14:50He's waded into a love triangle and feeling buoyant, but he's treading lightly with Ross,
14:57who's just trying to stay afloat.
14:59Swimming ponds, guys, come on.
15:02When you guys kissed, I was like, all right, this is kind of real, and I need to, like, up my game.
15:06But you played it fucking so well, bro.
15:08You think so?
15:09Yeah.
15:10If, like, the way you handled me kissing her, I didn't try to do it in front of her.
15:15Like, I fucking, what do you think I was going to do?
15:17I was right there, eh?
15:18I was like, oh.
15:19I think I would just, like, Ross made it, like, to be a bit more, um, communicative, like.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Communicative.
15:26Is that a word?
15:27Yeah.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Learn something every day.
15:29Big words.
15:30Like, like Zach is.
15:32Yeah.
15:32Zach's been a lot more open.
15:33He's been a lot more open, confident, and, like, go get it.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Yeah.
15:36So, if Ross still wants to be in a couple with me, and he needs to step up, and he needs to
15:42tell me that that's what he wants, just to know that I'm heading in the right direction,
15:45I'm not putting too many eggs in his baskets if he's not interested, when I could be pursuing
15:50things with Zach more.
15:53That's your two-man down there.
15:54I know, right?
15:55I don't want to turn around.
15:55That one?
15:56No, I'm kidding.
15:57They're having their little boy shit.
15:59I think we're being very mature about this.
16:01So do I.
16:01Us two as the oldies.
16:02Honestly, bro.
16:03Us two.
16:03I would not want to be in this situation with anybody else.
16:06We're the unks of the villa, bro.
16:08I do not want to be in this situation with anybody else.
16:10We're the unks of the villa.
16:11I don't feel like I'm going against you.
16:12I feel like we're both going to do our thing with her.
16:15And if she chooses, she chooses.
16:16She chooses, she chooses.
16:17And I'd be stoked for you if she went for you.
16:19But, yeah, I want it to be me.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Yeah, you want it to be you.
16:23Exactly, bro.
16:23Exactly.
16:24Lacey is finally having a chat with her partner, Gotham.
16:38Blossom.
16:38Possum.
16:39That guy.
16:41Hello, hello.
16:42It's been so, so long.
16:44Hi, but...
16:44How are you doing?
16:45How are you feeling, babes?
16:47Gabby, how are you feeling?
16:49Great.
16:49Do you have your mind set?
16:51I know who I'm picking.
16:55Tell me, what's on your mind?
16:57Everything.
16:58Everything?
16:59I don't know about you, but this whole day, I've been, like, kind of not a vibe.
17:04I feel like my energy's been down.
17:06Like, your energy or, like, you're talking about our energy?
17:09I think our energy.
17:10Yeah.
17:11My energy's been down because of our energy.
17:13Because of our energy, yeah.
17:14You know what I mean?
17:14Like, I feel like I've got, like, not a lot from you.
17:18It's like, for me, for me, I guess, right now, it's like I nearly put the ball in your
17:29court.
17:29But the ball is not in my court, babe.
17:33It's in your court.
17:34So Gabby is 99% going to pick you.
17:39Okay?
17:39The ball's in your court, and you have to make it clear...
17:42Yeah.
17:43...to, you know, Gabby and I.
17:46Someone is going home, and if Gabby chooses me, that could be Lacey.
17:53I want to be open to everything, but if being open means that Lacey's gone, then that's
17:57not what I want.
18:00Getting close, though.
18:03Oh, my God.
18:04I'm like, sorry.
18:06You are my pick.
18:08Really?
18:09Mm-hmm.
18:10I've made my decision, you know?
18:11You are my pick.
18:12You are my number one girl.
18:31You feeling a bit more reassured now?
18:39I don't want to go home.
18:40I do feel a genuine connection, and with Jonathan, damn it, that's not his name.
18:53Well, good chat, babe.
18:55Good chat, eh?
18:56Good chat.
18:57Good chat.
18:57I have to pull Gabby's reach out now.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Yeah, yeah.
19:02Yeah.
19:02She has to hear it from me first, you know?
19:04Yeah, I think so.
19:05You should probably go through that.
19:06Mm-hmm.
19:07Coming up, digging for secrets.
19:15This boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half.
19:18His balls must be blue.
19:22Uncovers very hard truths.
19:26That's doghouse, babe.
19:27Woo!
19:29I might as well be a dead man after this.
19:31Hot nurse Connor has the hots for hot girl Isabel, and while he knows when to change a bandage,
19:54a compress, and an IV line, no problem, he is less certain around lip gloss.
19:59How often do you reapply that stuff?
20:01Is it just something to do?
20:03How do you put it on?
20:05Women.
20:06Because I always do that.
20:09Why do boys do that?
20:10I just feel like that's what you've got to do.
20:12Hey, I saw that.
20:13Hey, boys.
20:13I saw that.
20:14They're no makeovers.
20:15Do you want to do my make-up, boys?
20:17Don't look.
20:19Private.
20:20You're a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend.
20:24That's crazy.
20:25Sorry.
20:25Sorry.
20:27Not the B word.
20:28So far in the villa, I've had a really nice, effortless, calm experience with Connor.
20:34I haven't felt this way in a very long time.
20:36Fall too fast and hit the ground
20:41But maybe I wanna find out
20:45With you
20:48Cause
20:50It's a good kiss, like a great kiss
21:06That was our first kiss since the challenge
21:16We just kind of forgot where we were
21:18And we were just kind of in the moment
21:19We were really enjoying each other's company
21:21And like, feels like it's meant to be
21:23We came for cuddles tonight, eh?
21:27Yeah
21:28And we're getting freaky though
21:32Having kissed Lacey
21:35Jotham, that's J-O-T-H-A-M
21:38Jotham
21:39Needs to chat to Gabby
21:40Just as soon as she's finished today's English lesson
21:43What's adultery?
21:45Cheating
21:46Never heard of that before
21:48Could I please steal you for a chat?
21:51Who? Me?
21:51Yes, yes please
21:53Okay
21:53Alright, alright, alright
21:55Should we go down five here?
21:57Yeah, I'll be down
21:58Thank you
21:59That's alright
21:59How did everything go with Lacey?
22:03Yeah
22:03Where were you guys?
22:04We were just by the TP
22:05Yeah
22:06He's going to tell her he's not into her
22:08No, that's not
22:10For real?
22:10I reckon
22:11The energy of
22:12He would have just had a chat with Lacey
22:15And Lacey's probably giving him an ultimate American
22:17And a niece
22:18My big thing that I was talking to her about
22:21And we explained yesterday
22:23That was
22:24We very much wanted to get to know everyone
22:25Yeah
22:25In the recoupling
22:26Like I said to you
22:27Like, I'd be happy to recouple with you
22:29As long as we could keep our options open
22:31Yeah
22:32And, you know
22:34I just kind of explained to her then
22:37That
22:38Still
22:40In all the conversations I've had
22:42Like
22:43She's my first pick
22:45Yeah
22:45Like we did
22:46We'd click strong
22:47We did end up kissing
22:49So
22:49Yeah
22:50I wanted to let you know that
22:51But
22:51Yeah, that's fine
22:52Yeah, I thought like
22:54Thanks for telling me
22:54Yeah, I wanted to tell you
22:55Let you know
22:56Yeah
22:56Kind of
22:57Where my head was at with that
22:59Yeah
22:59Jotham's
23:01Done a big 180
23:02Completely different to
23:05The man that I went on a date with
23:06But
23:07Sure
23:07Mmm
23:10Should we go join everyone?
23:12Yeah
23:12Alright
23:13Good
23:13Yeah
23:14I'm glad we had that chat
23:14Yeah
23:15Thanks for letting you know
23:16Of course
23:17Aye
23:21Aye
23:21Aye
23:22Aye
23:22That's
23:24Negative vibes
23:25Hey
23:27Hey
23:28Hey
23:29Tense vibes guys
23:32Crickets
23:32What's going on?
23:33Literal crickets
23:34Okay, I'm just gonna like
23:36Alright
23:36This is where we say goodbye
23:42This is where we draw the line
23:45Know that I've been torn into
23:48And you can do whatever you like
23:52Did you even try
23:53You're fine bro
23:54Yeah
23:55Yeah
23:55Yeah
23:56This is where we say good
23:58Bye
23:59What's wrong?
24:01I've literally only just left you
24:02And you were like beaming
24:03Yeah
24:04I just like
24:05What's wrong?
24:09I just feel like
24:10I'm like
24:10Oh God
24:11I just feel like
24:12I'm way too much for everyone here
24:13Like
24:14You are not too much for anyone here
24:16You know what the answer is?
24:18They are not enough for you
24:20You're not too much
24:21You're not too much but they are not enough for you
24:23Babe
24:27What's
24:27What's caused this?
24:30Joseph just like
24:31Took me for a chat
24:32And he just said like
24:33Oh like me and Lacey had a good chat
24:34And like
24:35He's like
24:36We had a kiss
24:36Like I wanted to tell you
24:37And like
24:38I literally couldn't even like
24:39Hold a fucking
24:40Like I was just like
24:41Did you just leave or what?
24:42I was just like
24:42Thanks for telling me
24:43And then I just walked off
24:44Like what am I meant to say?
24:45Like
24:45I just feel like
24:47So stupid
24:48Like you're feeling like
24:49He's your strongest connection
24:50And then
24:50He's gone and done that
24:52With Lacey
24:52Yeah and it's fine
24:53Like they're in a couple
24:54Like they can do that
24:55But I just feel like
24:56Dumb fucking girl
24:59They're all playing it safe
25:01In their couple or whatever
25:02And I don't want you to take that personally
25:03Because I think they're all
25:05Yeah
25:05Scared
25:06Yeah
25:07He's literally a boy from the Gold Coast
25:09Like
25:10Why am I like crying right now?
25:13No I'm pissed off
25:13The fuck?
25:15I'm fine
25:15And that's why I love her
25:19Hashtag second win
25:21Hashtag Gabby is back
25:23I'm a fucking bad bitch
25:26Like
25:26I'm not like
25:28A bummy little girl
25:29Like I have my shit together
25:30And I know who the fuck I am
25:32I'm just gonna keep going
25:33For the person that
25:35I do find the most attractive
25:36And that I think I have
25:38A connection with
25:38So what you're gonna do
25:40Is you're gonna keep being you
25:41You're gonna stomp around
25:42Your fucking boots
25:43All around the villa
25:44Tits out
25:45Pussy out
25:46Hot as shit
25:46Bro we're way too baddy for these men
25:49I know
25:49Let's do a little strut
25:50We're too bad
25:52We're too bad
25:53We're too bad
25:54Five minutes up to mental breakdown
25:55Now that Jotham has ended things with Gabby
25:58As requested by Lacey
26:00Surely Lacey only has eyes for him
26:02And him alone
26:04I kind of just want to lay down
26:06I kind of just want to lay down
26:06Kind of like what
26:06What?
26:07Do you want to lay
26:07Can we just lay down
26:09On a towel?
26:10Oh yeah
26:10The conversation with Mick
26:12Honestly caught me by surprise
26:14I wasn't expecting that
26:15Oh I like your belt
26:16I didn't even like see that
26:18Yeah it's pretty cool
26:19The outfit's cool
26:21My pants aren't dirty by the way
26:23It's just look
26:23No yeah no
26:24I caught that vibe
26:25And the rings
26:26Yeah
26:27How are you doing?
26:31How are you feeling?
26:33What's up my guy?
26:34Fuck you were going for ages
26:35Man
26:36So what are you like in a guy?
26:40What I like in a guy?
26:41Yeah
26:42I like a directive leader
26:46Someone that you know
26:47Like just uses their brain
26:49I don't want to have to
26:49Bit of a boss yeah
26:50Like I'm a boss bitch
26:53Yeah you are a bit
26:54Yeah I am
26:55Yeah a bit intimidating
26:55Oh really?
26:56I think so
26:57Do I intimidate you?
27:00Seeing Lacey with Mick
27:02I don't know what the hell
27:03Is going on here
27:03Like literally not 10 minutes ago
27:05She's riding me like a horse
27:07And you know
27:08We're sharing a little kiss
27:09But here she is
27:10Watching the stars
27:12With him
27:14Like what the hell?
27:15Lacey and Mick
27:16You're Lacey?
27:18Yeah I think so
27:18Fair enough
27:21Fair enough
27:22Have you taken any pics?
27:31Do you want to take a pic?
27:32Oh I forgot about that
27:32You've been taking some selfies
27:34I don't know if she's out here playing games
27:40Trying to make me jealous
27:41Or maybe she's really interested
27:43But I don't do the toxic stuff
27:45This is your house of pain
27:47With the duck lips
27:49That's a vibe
27:51Oh my god
27:51Sorry
27:52Sorry darling
27:53Got my
27:54Got my like
27:55One mill of filler
27:56I like them more like
27:57Zoo land that like
27:57Dude tomorrow Mick has to pick someone
27:59You know that?
28:00Yeah
28:01So like what if
28:01What if you
28:02I mean
28:02What if he does be lazy?
28:09Yeah
28:09Who knows
28:10He could be lazy
28:11It does make me question
28:20The conversation
28:21I've had with Gabby
28:23And
28:23I'm wondering if I regret it
28:26Watch all the memories
28:30Go up and fly
28:32In this house
28:40Have you ever been in love?
28:54The scariest thing I've ever done
28:58Oh my god
28:59Have I had a night?
29:00As night falls
29:01And the islanders
29:02Get ready for bed
29:03By cleaning out their ears
29:05And picking dry skin
29:06Zach goes for a
29:07Jotham and Lacey deep dive
29:09Because he's a swimmer
29:10So where does Jotham
29:12Stand with Lacey at?
29:14Fuck no
29:15What better person to ask?
29:18Where are you standing with Lacey now?
29:20You just fighting?
29:21I mean I guess my only worry
29:22Would be if he picked her
29:23But
29:24That would be a concern
29:26That would be my concern
29:27He could just point his finger
29:29In any fucking direction
29:30And we're just like
29:31Oof
29:31Great
29:32Oh babe
29:34You look so good
29:36Real, real, real, real
29:39Real, real
29:40You smell fresh
29:41Fresh
29:42Fresh
29:43Fresh
29:44Is it easy?
29:45So does anyone snore or?
29:47I think everyone does a little bit
29:48Alright
29:49What's going on?
29:52Do you want to wait
29:53To talk to me with my mask?
29:55Baby
29:55I don't care
29:56I'm really confused
29:58With Mick
29:59There was a connection
30:00Where I felt like
30:01I could sit there
30:02And talk to him for hours
30:04Whereas like
30:05With Cooper
30:06I feel like
30:07We have really good chat
30:09And really good banter
30:10But like
30:10It's for like
30:11Two seconds
30:12No ex-girlfriends
30:13Ever told you
30:14If you snore?
30:14Not really, no
30:15Oh
30:15Tomorrow I steal someone
30:17So who the fuck
30:19Am I taking with me?
30:20That's the question
30:21On my mind
30:22Thanks for having me guys
30:23It's been great
30:23Okay
30:24So far
30:24Thanks for being there
30:25If anyone wants to talk to me
30:27Tomorrow
30:28Let me know
30:28It's scattered
30:30But the right girl
30:31Will be chosen
30:32Let me assure you that
30:33I'm just scared
30:36I can't believe you know
30:38I can't believe you know
30:39I can't believe you know
30:40I can't believe you know
30:41I can't believe you know
30:43I can't believe you know
30:44I can't believe you know
30:45What are you really scared about?
30:46The dumping
30:47The dumping?
30:48Yeah
30:49Because it's not so big
30:50Yeah
30:51It's her big
30:52Yeah
30:53Which might happen
30:56The other chat
30:57Do you have?
30:58With the beep?
30:59It was good
31:01I don't know
31:04But
31:06I don't think
31:09I don't think
31:10I don't think so
31:12I don't think so
31:13Yeah
31:14I guess
31:15I'm in the way though
31:18But now we're both
31:19In this situation
31:22Shut up
31:26You're like talking
31:27You're not even whispering
31:28I can hear you bro
31:29Wait
31:30Wait really?
31:31Yeah
31:32Oh
31:33I've got fucking earplugs in
31:34And I can still hear you
31:35Motherfucking
31:36Everyone shut the fuck up
31:37Alright?
31:38Let me sleep
31:39So I'm making a good whisper
31:40Guys
31:42Turn the sun up
31:44To the sun up
31:46Waiting for the sign
31:48Do I cross your mind?
31:50Don't wanna
31:52Find another
31:56Trying to forget
31:58But if I let go
31:59I'll let go
32:00And I'll see you again
32:01I'll let go
32:02And I'll see you again
32:11Everybody shut up
32:14Moon
32:15Another day in glorious Spain
32:27The culture, the scenery, the food, the people
32:30Such splendour and elegance
32:33Elegance
32:35Well, elegance is subjective
32:39In the villa
32:40The islanders soak up a night's worth of bodily gases
32:43In a poorly ventilated room
32:45It's bad in there guys
32:47They can barely breathe
32:48Listen
32:49Oh
32:51Hey
32:52It's actually not that bright eh
32:55Good morning
32:57Good morning
32:58Good morning
32:59Good morning
33:00Rise and shine
33:01Good morning Mick
33:02Good morning
33:03How was your first sleep?
33:04Amazing
33:05We fell asleep cuddling
33:07Did we?
33:08I don't remember falling asleep
33:09But I do remember us cuddling
33:10And that's the last thing I remember
33:11Aww
33:12Aww
33:13Aww
33:14Yeah that was nice
33:15Ross and I had some cuddles last night
33:16It was a nice spoon
33:17He's a little hesitant
33:18Like he's very careful
33:19I don't think
33:20He's being mindful not to push any boundaries
33:22With like physical touch
33:23And being too grabby and stuff
33:24So he's sort of just like
33:25He's just like
33:26Oh you know
33:27It's really cute actually
33:29Critics say that this show
33:31Objectifies the girls
33:32So we've decided to take action
33:34And objectify the boys instead
33:39Ah
33:40Shit
33:43Morning handsome
33:44What do
33:46Good morning Mallorca
33:48It's been an interesting morning so far
33:50Fucking Terminator coming past me
33:53Mid uh
33:54Mid soaps
33:57Mi amigo
33:58Oh
34:03I like what I saw
34:04Mick's got a really nice body
34:06So it's kind of hard not to stare
34:09Yeah
34:10Try not to be a freak
34:12I am the freak today
34:15Indeed
34:16Meanwhile
34:17Olympic swimmer Zach
34:18Is hoping to make a splash in the kitchen
34:20And impress Sharn
34:21Whilst he may never fertilise her eggs
34:23He can at least cook her some
34:25First one in the kitchen
34:26I'm just going to make Sharn brekkie
34:27I just wanted to make her aware
34:28That like
34:29She's definitely the person
34:30That I like the most in here
34:32A bit of effort
34:34Can go a long way in here
34:35You know what
34:36Let's just whip up a little omelette
34:38This is this one
34:43Zach was frying up a one man kind of omelette
34:46And I'm like oh sweet
34:47Normally we do a communal thing
34:48So that was like oh
34:49Okay he's just cooking for himself
34:50Big appetite
34:52Cheese
34:54Just finished
34:55Got some cheese
34:56Got a bit of bacon
34:57Unfortunately there was no avocado
34:59But
35:00I was like you know what
35:01Chopped up a little banana
35:03Which I don't know if that was cool
35:05But
35:06Mmmm
35:07Five eggs, some salt and a banana
35:09Take me to bed
35:10And show me your big bronze medal
35:12Handsome
35:13I just wanted her to
35:14Look at me like
35:15I can do those things
35:19You know
35:22Oh what's that dude?
35:25Shut up did he make you breakfast?
35:28Bailey you ask for eggs
35:29If he's bringing you eggs
35:30Bless
35:31Oh bless him
35:32You're a good boy
35:36Morning Olympian
35:37Morning guys
35:38Sian
35:39I made you a little omelette
35:44Me?
35:45Yep
35:46Oh thank you
35:47Morning
35:48That was very nice
35:49Hope you have a nice day
35:50Aw that's so nice of you
35:51Yeah all good
35:52Thank you
35:53I thought that was for you
36:07No comment
36:09Oh that looks good babe
36:11I think
36:12Well
36:13I looked downstairs
36:14And Jan
36:15And she's like
36:16Tuffing into this omelette
36:17And I was like
36:18Aw
36:19Shit
36:20What do you guys reckon
36:21Happening today?
36:22A lot
36:23A lot
36:24Poor Ross
36:25Defeated by a salty
36:26Olympic omelette
36:27And a banana
36:28I know
36:29Why don't you work out
36:30With walking testosterone
36:31Avalanche
36:32Jotham
36:33He'll inspire you
36:34To be your strongest
36:35Most rugged self
36:36How am I gonna
36:37Oh yeah
36:38Yep
36:39You ready?
36:40Oh he's shaking
36:41Oh he's shaking
36:42Wait wait wait
36:43That was no warm up too
36:44That was tough
36:45Yeah
36:46You want me to just piggyback
36:47Yeah
36:48Just piggyback
36:49Alright three
36:50Ready set go
36:51Oh she's holding me
36:52Go squat
36:53Oh
36:54Oh
36:55Yes
36:56Damn
36:57She's going slow the two
36:58She's showing you
36:59I can do that too
37:01Be lifted by a girl I mean
37:02Anyway
37:03Guess what happens next
37:05Oh
37:07Oh
37:08I got a text
37:09Oh
37:10Oh shit
37:11Damn it
37:12My heart just sank
37:13I'm scared
37:14Islanders
37:15Ghosting is a sin
37:17But today is a challenge
37:18Get ready to dig up some dirt
37:20On each other
37:21You're about to be ghosted
37:22Hashtag grave danger
37:24Hashtag kiss and tell
37:25Oh my god
37:26Yeah
37:27A challenge
37:28A challenge
37:29Wait what?
37:30Do you want to kiss and tell?
37:31Can't wait to get some kisses
37:33Everyone clean your tasty pegs
37:34Wait what?
37:35Get kissin brother
37:37Let's go
37:38I ain't saying I'm not done
37:39He done some shit huh?
37:40Ah
37:41I hate saying I'm not done
37:42You done some shit huh?
37:43All right
37:44First challenge
37:45First challenge
37:46Woo
37:47First challenge
37:48First challenge
37:49First challenge
37:50Let's go
37:51I'm keen to shake some shit up
37:54I'm keen to shake my ass, and I'm keen to kiss some boys.
37:59Aww, the excited squeals before it all goes horribly wrong.
38:04I've missed this.
38:05First challenge, I fucking know this!
38:24It's the year of the wicked sins, and there is none worse than ghosting.
38:30This is Ghosted.
38:33And it's boys versus girls.
38:38Our islander gravediggers will start with a sexy shovel dance
38:43before digging up some dirt on a fellow islander.
38:47This boy once told a girl he had a micro-penis to get out of a day.
38:52Great!
38:54Very damaging for the brand.
38:56I think there's a few things you could say to girls
38:58to get out of hooking up with them before saying,
39:00you've got a micro-penis.
39:01They decide who they think the secret belongs to
39:05and lock lips inside a cosy coffin...
39:10..before the spirits of Love Island's past reveal the true answer.
39:18I was lying.
39:19Oh, we all know you're telling the truth.
39:21The micro-penis story was a joke.
39:26Up next is Yana.
39:31Oh, shit!
39:33Come on, baby!
39:35Yay!
39:37This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.
39:42Whoa!
39:43That's a big gap, babes.
39:45That's like my mum.
39:47I think I know.
39:48I feel like I do.
39:49I think it's good fun.
39:50I think it's good fun.
39:51Yeah, it's good fun.
39:52Yeah, it's good fun.
39:53Go girls!
39:54Woo!
39:55Woo!
39:56Woo!
39:57Woo!
39:58Woo!
39:59Woo!
40:00Woo!
40:01Woo!
40:02Woo!
40:03Woo!
40:04Show us how you make babies!
40:06Yes!
40:07Woo!
40:08Woo!
40:09Woo!
40:10Woo!
40:11It wasn't a bad little kiss.
40:12It was good to sort of remind each other that there's something there.
40:14Woo!
40:15Woo!
40:16I want to know who it was.
40:17Oh, my God.
40:18Oh, mighty Love Island spirit slash work experience Lucia, reveal the answer!
40:23Ah!
40:24Oh!
40:25Oh!
40:26Oh!
40:27Oh!
40:28Oh!
40:29Woo!
40:30Woo!
40:31Go girls!
40:32Go girls!
40:33He's in some wrinkly old saggy vaginas.
40:35Wow!
40:36Wow!
40:37I was like 17 or 18 and she was, yeah, past 50.
40:40Woo!
40:41Woo!
40:42Woo!
40:43I'm happy for him, you know.
40:44It sounded like he had a good time and I think he would have got some valuable life experience.
40:47Woo!
40:48Woo!
40:49Woo!
40:50Woo!
40:51Woo!
40:52Woo!
40:53Woo!
40:54Woo!
40:55Woo!
40:56Woo!
40:57It's getting down and dirty, babe.
40:58This boy has a third nipple.
41:00What?
41:01What?
41:02Wait.
41:03Oh!
41:04I know damn well who has a third nipple, but I'm going for the man that I want to kiss.
41:07I don't give a shit.
41:08Space, space.
41:09Okay.
41:10Woo!
41:11She just wants the kiss.
41:12She just wants the kiss.
41:14Woo!
41:15She just wants the kiss.
41:16I honestly was feeling a bit of sparks.
41:21I kind of just wanted all the other islanders to move away because I think if there was no
41:26one there, things would have gone a lot further.
41:29Oh my God!
41:30Oh my God!
41:31Oh my God!
41:32Oh my God!
41:33Yeah, the kiss with Bailey was quite nice.
41:35You know, it'd be nice to get to know her a bit more in the next few days, I think for sure.
41:38I was born by the third nipple too.
41:39Where is it?
41:40And when I was born they thought I was going to have three tits.
41:53Lacey looks good in that fit.
41:54Oh my God!
41:55This boy's body count is 10!
41:56That's pretty good!
41:57I didn't expect any of the boys coming on Love Island.
41:58Body count to be 10.
41:59I thought that this was literally where fuckboys come to play.
42:00I thought that this was literally where fuckboys come to play.
42:02Oh!
42:06Lacey looks good in that fit.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:11This boy's body count is 10.
42:14That's pretty good.
42:16OK.
42:16I think I know.
42:17I know.
42:18I didn't expect any of the boys coming on Love Island.
42:21Body count to be 10.
42:22I thought that this was literally where fuckboys come to play.
42:27Hmm.
42:28Which?
42:29My left is telling me Jotham, and my right boob is telling me Connor.
42:34Maybe these two?
42:36Oh, shit.
42:39And to be honest, I kind of just wanted to kiss them both.
42:45Oh, yeah.
42:47Kiss is good.
42:48I can never get bored of kissing Lacey.
42:50Our biggest problem is knowing where to stop.
42:52Yeah, I've never waited in line for a kiss, which is a bit weird.
43:00Come here.
43:01Oh!
43:02Oh!
43:03Oh!
43:04Oh!
43:05Oh!
43:06Oh!
43:07Oh!
43:08Oh!
43:09Oh!
43:10Oh!
43:11Oh!
43:12Oh!
43:13Oh!
43:14Oh!
43:15Oh.
43:21Oh!
43:22Like a few one-night stands, and they're just.
43:23They're never for me.
43:24So I need the connection for it to be fun for me.
43:27Agreed!
43:28Very marked, babe.
43:29Very marked.
43:30Connor's Secret was a massive green flag.
43:31It made me much more confident in the connection that I have with Connor.
43:36this boy finds girls ankles sexually arousing I had no idea ankle fetishes
43:48were a thing but you know don't yuck someone's yum who fucking is the freak
43:52that likes ankles
43:59the kiss for Zach was like it was good it was very similar to the one that we had
44:04earlier but I didn't get the fanny flutters
44:13I honestly can't explain it do you think he's broke up with me because of my
44:19ankles I think these are pretty good
44:25this boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half kind of made us a bit confused like
44:32his balls must be blue as blue as the mayorcan ocean no girlfriend for a year
44:40and a half
44:49get your lips off my man yeah I reckon by far hottest kiss like he knows what he's
44:56doing to have a kiss with her was nice off the back of our eye fucking last night on the date
45:02that's hot let's change that
45:09this boys father was an Olympic swimmer
45:22the girls all telling me all different names but I just completely I'm blocking everyone else out this is my moment to shine
45:39I'm the bombshell sorry I'm giving it my all with the guy that I have my eye on
45:44Gabby's kiss took me by surprise I was not ready but I was loving it
45:51oh my god
45:52she's riding on that bang
45:54oh my god
45:55she's riding on that bang
45:56oh my god
45:57oh my god
45:58kissing Gabby the way that he did that's doghouse babe
46:04that's how you bomb that's how you bomb
46:06fire I can feel the heat oh my god
46:13oh my god your lips they're just so twitchy
46:17can you see her hair?
46:19yeah I'm off that
46:21yeah I'll be off that too
46:25if he gave me one thing he gave me his good genes
46:28yeah
46:29I can feel the daggers coming from Lacey I might as well be a dead man after this
46:34the islanders are halfway through their first challenge now it's the boys turn to sexy dance I said sexy dance sack
47:03and dig up some dirt on the girls
47:06this girl has a vibrator called Ophelia
47:09what the hell?
47:10oh is that a play on words? Ophelia?
47:13oh Ophelia?
47:14I think the girl that has this vibrator must be very funny and intelligent and also the girl that I kind of really want to kiss
47:21I feel like Zach's second kiss with Sian was a bit more direct and not related to the question
47:28the kiss was good and I definitely would want more for sure
47:34oh mighty Ouija board slash work experience Lucia reveal Ophelia's true owner
47:40okay to explain it's actually nothing creative it's just a name that it comes with on the box so that's what we call it and all of the girls know it's called Ophelia
47:47Sleigh Queen I love that for her you've got to always have a connection with your vibrator it's a special thing doll
47:54woo
48:01yes daddy
48:03woo
48:04this girl loves to call men daddy during sex
48:09oh
48:10oh
48:11every single one of them
48:12daddy my big deal daddy mommy puppy call me whatever you want I like it
48:16I'm gonna be honest I knew that wasn't Isabelle but I only wanted one kiss so I went for it
48:32I enjoyed my kiss with Isabelle thought it was quite nice give it a solid 8.5 out of 10
48:45that's crazy
48:48what a shock
48:50wrong answer daddy
48:52shit
48:55just turn it away
48:57just turn it away
48:59just turn it away
49:01that micro penis
49:03this girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his DM
49:08oh shit
49:10what
49:12what
49:13wait listen I think it's Sharn
49:15taking 6k off a bloke for a DM is crazy
49:19girls
49:20look at the baby
49:21look at the baby
49:22ah
49:23oh
49:24oh
49:25oh
49:26oh
49:27oh
49:28oh
49:29damn
49:30I honestly picked Jana because I thought that she was the one that took 6k and the kiss was unreal
49:35stoked
49:36oh the leg
49:37yeah I did get a little bit jealous that has just sort of made me realise a bit more that no
49:41I do actually like him
49:42oh
49:43oh
49:44yeah
49:45six grand
49:46yeah a guy like I made him pay me six grand and then every time he wanted a reply he had to pay me $300 and he did
49:57so you reply to mine for free
49:59yeah
50:00yeah
50:01yeah
50:02my middle name is Wave
50:03let me get a straight help I spend my day
50:05yeah be chilling with it for me
50:06I can be eating crates for the butter of the butter and my face contains
50:08oh
50:09this girl has shot and chopped up cows
50:12oh
50:14I don't get it
50:15man
50:16this answer could be anyone
50:17oh shit
50:18he better pick you i swear to god
50:26okay
50:27what did that skeleton do
50:29mm
50:30the first kiss was so good
50:31I had to come back for seconds
50:46I could already see his grave his grave was already dug. He really did just dig his own grave there
50:54Oh, she fucking hates that. I think Jotham's in the doghouse. He will have some explaining to do for sure
51:02Thank you, next
51:05Oh, really?
51:07Yeah, I am a cowgirl. My grandparents' farm had a farm so I got there and like, yeah, so wrong one
51:16Oh no, that's bad because he should have kissed you
51:20Ah, Lacey is not happy. There are some, some death stares coming from across the bench right now
51:26This is a negotiation, aren't they?
51:29On his gravestone, it would be Jotham minus Lacey
51:37I don't think Lacey is happy. We like the exact same guy, but it's Love Island
51:44I will claim him and he'll be mine
51:45See? This is why I stopped digging up graves. It always ends in drama
51:55And speaking of drama, next time the bombs will steal and someone, or some ones, are getting dumped
52:03Next time
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