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Love IslandAustralia S 7 EP12
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00:00Since Huggawar.
00:01Huggawar.
00:02Before, not one!
00:08How the hell are you, Islanders?
00:10Now that is a f***ing hot bomb, baby.
00:13For two new bombs!
00:16Hi!
00:18This man is hotter than the sun.
00:20How's everyone?
00:21Puts all the boys to shame.
00:23We're a beast in the streets, yeah!
00:25It's about to get messy.
00:28It was a tough watch.
00:30Oh, he grabbed his mullet.
00:32You just killed that!
00:34She's gatekeeping me.
00:36I've got to spread my wings, man.
00:38Very messy!
00:40Isabella definitely caught my eye, like 100%.
00:43It was a really good kiss, it was really nice.
00:46Game on, bro.
00:52Messy.
00:58Come on then, my go.
01:10My go.
01:11Right, I'm not doing this three-way of flying the bullshit.
01:16I'm not doing this shit.
01:18Let's go for a chat.
01:19Let's go for a chat.
01:20I want to chat with my partner.
01:21Come on then.
01:22Um...
01:23I'll let you have your chat now.
01:25I want to have my chat.
01:26It's not up to you to let anyone do anything.
01:27No, I'm asking him to try and double chat.
01:29You did.
01:30So you've put yourself in this situation, so...
01:32My girl Lacey has a grin cheek-to-cheek.
01:35I know she's loving both the guys fighting over her.
01:38Mate, the problem is you're putting her in a shit spot.
01:40And I'm asking.
01:41And you're weird about it.
01:42I'm asking, like, it's got nothing to do with you now.
01:44Simple as that.
01:45Lacey, what do you want...
01:46What do you want to do now that you've been put in this shit spot?
01:48Oh, I'm sorry.
01:57Let me just quickly finish off this chat.
01:58And I'll come meet you.
01:59I'll be like ten seconds.
02:00Hold on.
02:01Okay?
02:02Count to ten and I'll be there.
02:04See, that's what I mean when it's like...
02:08Are you going to put someone in a shit position like that?
02:10Because I could have come and tried to pinch you before.
02:12But else I got a bit of respect.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Man, that was crazy to watch.
02:18Wait, so what happened?
02:19I went down and got right out and they just kept talking.
02:21I was like, fuck it.
02:22And I sat there for a minute and I said, listen here, like, this is...
02:27I'm not doing this.
02:28Like, it's my go.
02:29I just see behaviour like that.
02:31That was very controlling.
02:33Get to know him.
02:35See for yourself.
02:36But I think a good judge of character is shit.
02:39But I'll at least take you to him.
02:41Yeah, okay.
02:42So you're not sitting there having a whinge.
02:45What was I meant to do then?
02:47I wasn't just going to fold and be like, okay.
02:49You know what I mean?
02:50That's nice, Kim.
02:51There you go, mate.
02:52Oh, thanks, mate.
02:53We brought her back to you.
02:54Yeah, thanks, beloved.
02:55I guess we walk away now.
02:56All right, mate.
02:57Can you do it?
02:58Oh, wow.
02:59Clearly, you're having a jolly good time.
03:00Weekly.
03:01Well, yeah.
03:02Like, so how is your head after that trap?
03:03But, like...
03:04I don't know because, like, so, for me...
03:06You're so, like, on and off, eh?
03:08Like, you can't be like, oh, I'm so happy.
03:10And then you go have a trap and then you're like, now I'm lost again.
03:31for me I'm trying that's what I'm trying to do I'm trying to actually envision
03:36myself with you guys both on the outside world who would make me happy and that's
03:46all I'm trying to do don't stress I'm not coming to join you as well wouldn't let
03:53you mate yeah wouldn't let you mate I wouldn't bother oh my god you're egging this on dude you're
04:06making this fuck all day I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of loving it yeah I beat you up you love this
04:11wait it was like actually kind of hot like I was like oh my god oh my god oh my god I am
04:21actually into you like you don't you don't even want it's like you don't want to give this a crack
04:24look it's all it's like I do but I'm scared and it's so weird like Yana and like the ex and that's
04:32not a thing anymore yeah okay and what if there was like a situation where it said for you and
04:38Yana to kiss what would you do I'm not willingly gonna kiss her yeah but like in a challenge like
04:44if it said you know whatever like you can deny that like you can like not do that well if that's what
04:49you want I would do that like a dollar that wouldn't ever cross my mind if you say I don't
04:53want to I would never do anything that I think that would damage this I only want you well what
05:08happened with that chat with Lacey and like is she giving you a vibe though mate she's fucking so open
05:14it's on it's on it's on if by on you mean depending on the time of day what way the wind
05:20is blowing and if mercury is in retrograde then yes Cooper it's a hundred percent definitely
05:25you're fucking undies bro I made it myself oh that's quite impressive then tonight with Kai and Lacey
05:46sharing a bed in the same bedroom as me it's gonna be weird I'm just gonna block that out like I don't
05:53want to know what what's going on there so yeah it's just blocked oh this is gonna be a lovely sleep
05:58my friends well deserved mate can you not Kyle oh sorry what I'm just going to sleep do you care
06:06yeah let's go and sleep now guys I'm getting off it love you all love you all love you guys
06:36little production secret for you guys now as I've mentioned before the bodily gases of the
06:59islanders get so intense in the bedroom overnight that the producers have to administer oxygen every
07:05morning wave if you want some guys how's his sleep wasn't too awkward for you I just didn't look
07:22really fuck it up tonight there doing a bowl my girl I want it to be like a surprise you think you do
07:30you're really young I'm going artistic here guys yeah I'm more of an act of service guy the little
07:39little gestures and and then things like that that all just contribute to the overall strength of a
07:45connection just piece by piece it's it's getting more and more solid does anyone's name start with us
07:52here he was beautiful he made it all look so pretty it was really cute I will have a little
08:00have a bite a little bit yeah I haven't just like sat down like and like just chilled everything's so fun in
08:21here like I've had the best time yes some of the aspects of fun but like others are a bit stressful
08:26oh definitely there's a lot of emotions but when you reflect you're like okay it could be worse we're
08:31in a villa in Mayorka like I always think about like wow like what a blessing it is to be stressed
08:38over a guy in here because yeah there's people dying oh my god literally there's like a whole war going
08:44on what a good problem to have yeah so blessed to have these problems so that's a slay having slept
08:53under differences Cooper and Kai will probably apologize to each other and move forward in a
08:59spirit of mutual respect probably yeah look I think um I was not in the wrong no one else has interrupted
09:10anyone else's chat is going hey that's about time we go for a chat about time you just wrap it up no
09:14one spoke to anyone like that before in here and it makes no sense to to be honest I'm actually a bit
09:20worried because I feel like they're very far in like just so much testosterone yeah and they're both
09:25in there better than them yeah it literally is they're dead set just fighting their dicks yeah
09:29when you're up there you didn't see me coming in and interrupting your conversation let you have it
09:34for as long as what you want it's not like you're not gonna have chat with her in bed it's not like
09:38you didn't just chat to her for an hour before that well you can't just you can't just go hey
09:42you want to come for a chat no I did I well read her fucking room man yeah well because she looked
09:47dead awkward like yeah because we were arguing about it mate because you put her in a shit spot if
09:51you can't see that you're an idiot well look at the end of the day I did what I done like and like
09:56yeah this is what it is I don't care what I done I think that all I'm probably should kill you
10:01done well I think I've done right well did it if that's how you feel mate that's how you feel
10:07I don't think I've done nothing wrong bro I think you barking up how you did like put us all in a
10:11shit spot yesterday like yeah right true well that's how I see it yeah well you obviously you
10:18obviously got some weird vision on you but that's all good so I think he is a bit stirred up I mean
10:23really all this shows that you're immature and you've only got you know one one gear to you but
10:27I think Lacey might be starting to see him for what he actually is a goose all I can do is give
10:38you the respect to go over your charts with her and I would expect to say anything in return just
10:42to this is a respect thing but look I've known you for two days yeah you don't have to treat me
10:47like your best mate or anything like that but you have to treat people with a bit of respect
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11:27now while our insurance wouldn't cover ross's face slamming into the concrete for the sake of
11:44dramatic telly it's a risk we're willing to take carry on kai is also taking a big risk as he walks
11:52towards his partner lacy talking with his ex yana he's gone do you want to come see it just yeah
12:00is that all right yeah we're just like enjoying like peace and like a bit of quiet yeah and like
12:08the song like I feel like I haven't actually tanned this is my first day actually tanning even though
12:13I've been in a bikini every other day you've been hiding from me um I've been waiting to see
12:17a gorgeous body of yours yeah kai that's inappropriate talk in front of your ex apologize to yana
12:24sorry babes no no it's all good don't stress I said kai apologize I forget it um you look nice and
12:34red oh yeah thanks queen yeah I understand that I just I genuinely want you to know that everything
12:41I have said to you is generally off my feelings and I think that you do need to relax a little bit
12:50yeah if I'm being honest I was kind of just zoning in and out of the chat like I kind of was just
12:58letting him talk but I was just so like like focused on my tan if I'm being honest I was just saying
13:06like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah tan tan tan all I know is I do know what I think I want
13:20yeah yeah um I don't know yeah there was a few things that I didn't really stay in my head but I was
13:33just really in the tanning mindset um yeah yeah I am feeling very boot up like guys like it's so
14:00random like I feel so chill and zen you were foot massaging last night weren't you foot massaging
14:07yeah yeah yeah keep doing some shit man are you working a little massage easy baby like he's so
14:13chewing like I feel like he just like listens to me just like the little things like he notices me
14:18across the room I honestly can't complain do you think there is many possibilities or situations where
14:24your heads could ever be turned really really enjoying it so why would I jeopardize that
14:31the nightly toast is a chance to stamp your mark on the villa you're up Sian give us something
14:53astounding cheers to the summer of love
15:00yeah c-minus
15:02cheers Sam
15:06time moves quickly in here babe yeah I know how was your day anyway um it was nice oh I was so happy to just like get some sun
15:15how are you feeling you're like in a weird position what's more weird position I don't know what's going
15:22on where your head's at I have no idea I don't know where my head's at too yeah I feel like I'm in this
15:30tanning all day I've been tanning but also thinking like I feel like I'm just in this constant tug of war
15:36war like you know what I mean I feel like I have a chat with you and I'm like
15:41okay yeah like yep and then I have a chat with Kai and I'm like oh I know I'm
15:46very aware of that yeah like I feel like it's like you know what I mean I
15:52don't know what I'm oh shit Islanders it's time to take aim and
16:05shoot your shot in tonight's game humans arrow hashtag hit the bullseye hashtag
16:12love at first flight
16:35I feel like a Victoria's secret angel and I'm ready to kiss some boys I'm the
16:54world's first cupid with a mullet it's time to play cupids arrow one at a time
17:08Islanders are blindfolded and must take aim at a board containing three faces
17:13chosen by the others whoever they hit they must kiss
17:20sorry think pin the tail on the donkey minus the tail the donkey and any shred of
17:27dignity
17:45kissing Lacey just validates that I have a stronger connection with Gabi there's
17:53nothing special there anymore
18:00oh shit
18:04no no no I mean it's the game I'm here to stir the pot
18:08oh
18:16oh do I go or what yeah I don't know where this board is mate
18:22where's the board brother
18:26oh
18:32hey bro it could have been a lot worse
18:34oh once again I have to kiss my ex-boyfriend
18:40I mean like it's a bit of a piss-take but is this all a game at the end of the day
18:45oh
18:47oh
18:49okay
18:50wow
18:51I'm sorry
18:53oh
18:55well done well done
18:57I really feel like this was his time to show me that he's really like doesn't want anything to do with her because that's what he's been telling me
19:04like he could have literally just kissed her on the cheek or kissed her just a quick little pack
19:10but no he's got all his tongue in there babe
19:14oh
19:16oh
19:17I got a text
19:18we
19:20Islanders you know what would add some spice to this game
19:24a new smoking hot girl bombshell
19:28absolutely
19:32how-shack kaboom
19:36fuck
19:37its
19:39these
19:40i'm Tamara i'm 28 i'm an international model from ireland living in melbourne australia
19:46i'm not afraid to go after what i want
19:51at the perfect time
19:52if i see myself and handsome man waiting for me with another woman
19:57I have no problem in fighting for him. I haven't been rejected yet, and I'm not about to let it happen here
20:21Now that is a fucking hot bomb baby, that's what we needed
20:27I'm super natural, baby I'm, baby I'm
20:43Ooh!
20:451, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, yeah
20:481 in 10, I'm 11, yeah
20:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, yeah
20:50Oh, shit!
20:51Oh, my!
20:52Oh, my!
20:53How the hell are you, Isla?
20:55What was that?
20:57She walks in, she looks hot, she looks tall
21:01Tamara, how are you?
21:03Nice to meet you
21:04She looks like a model, and then she opens up her mouth and she's Irish
21:10Oh, my God, you guys are so sexy, I'm dying, what the hell?
21:13Stop it!
21:14How's my luck?
21:15Lucky the Irish on my side, thank you
21:18What?
21:19It's like a tall woman!
21:20Model figure, stunning body
21:22You're so sweet, yeah
21:23Gorgeous face
21:24Hello
21:25Hello
21:26Dark, brunette hair, I might have some competition on my hands here
21:30She's got the same colour hair as me
21:31Hello, how are you?
21:32Hey, I'm Tamara
21:33I'm Ross, nice to meet you
21:34She's gorgeous, I love the light eyes, I love the dark hair, and I do love an accent
21:40There was just six really hot men staring at me, and like, I was going to hug them, and they're all so tall, and like, smell so nice
21:46I was like, okay, I feel like I'm gonna do okay here, I was quite happy
21:50Sorry about the outfits
21:52I know, this is crazy, sorry I didn't dress for the occasion
21:55I'm like so opposite
21:58How's your night?
21:59Just getting started, just getting started by the sounds of this
22:01Okay, okay
22:02The boys are all glued to her, I can see, and I do not blame them, but Connor, keep your eyes over here, please
22:10So was it Tamara?
22:11Yes
22:12Tamara, beautiful, and you're from Ireland?
22:13Yes
22:14How old are you?
22:1528
22:16Do you live in Australia?
22:17I live in Melbourne
22:18Ooh!
22:19Yeah
22:20How about you guys, are you all Australian?
22:21We're all Aussie
22:22Oh my god, that's so crazy
22:24Yeah
22:25You obviously like Aussies
22:26Well, apparently, yeah, I've been there for like four years, so
22:29True
22:30Yeah, you can't get rid of me now
22:31What's your type?
22:32Oh yes, what's your type?
22:33What's your type?
22:34Oh my gosh, I don't know, I feel like I've dated so many different types, so
22:37I feel like just anyone that's funny, and like, a good time
22:40Okay
22:41Anyone that says they're into a funny guy off the bat, um, my eyes kind of light up
22:46Because I'm like, okay, I could have a chance here
22:48What about you guys?
22:49Um, that's my type
22:50This one
22:51She's like him
22:52She's like, hands off
22:54What do you do for work?
22:55I work as a model
22:57Oh
22:58Oh, a model
22:59She's a model, I'm a model, she's a model, I'm a model, I mean, what more could you want?
23:04Which boy caught your eye first?
23:15That made me a little bit uncomfortable, I was like, okay, stay in your lane
23:20He has a wife, so which one caught your eye second?
23:25Everyone's coupled up, I'm the only single boy
23:27I am a little bit salty, she picked Connor instead of me, I must admit
23:31Should we get back into the game?
23:32Okay, let's get back into it
23:35I think it's your turn
23:36It's me?
23:37Yeah, I think so
23:38I mean, I walked into the Love Island Villa
23:40And within the first five minutes
23:41I was blindfolded
23:43In a pink, fluffy blindfold
23:45Holding an arrow
23:46And like, trying to like, walk my way towards this board and not fall over
23:51Anyone's a winner there, to be honest
23:52Which way?
23:53Just go anywhere
23:54Anyone
23:55Yeah
23:56Yeah
23:57Yeah
23:58And yeah
23:59You could say that was a bit of an insane introduction
24:01For sure
24:02Hooray!
24:03Hooray!
24:04Hooray!
24:05Hooray!
24:06Hooray!
24:07Hooray!
24:08Hooray!
24:09He's a really good kisser
24:10It was good
24:11I was quite happy
24:12Fun little kiss for tomorrow
24:15Bit worried what Gabby might be thinking
24:17But who doesn't love an opportunity to kiss someone else?
24:20Especially the new bombshell
24:21He's 22 by the way
24:22He's 22 by the way
24:23Six years Gabby
24:25Oh shit, well done
24:29He's giving Cougar
24:32It was a tough watch
24:36Wait, wait, wait
24:37Oh, I've got a really good idea
24:38If you put Cooper there
24:39I swear to fucking God
24:40Wait, wait, wait
24:41Wait, wait
24:42It'll be funny either way
24:43It'll be funny either way
24:44What does that even mean?
24:45Mate, just be careful
24:46Go Slick
24:47Off you go
24:48Oh shit, well done
24:49Oh shit, well done
24:50Well done
24:51He's giving Cougar
24:52He's giving Cougar
24:53It was a tough watch
24:54Wait, wait, wait, wait
24:55Oh, I've got a really good idea
24:56If you put Cooper there
24:57I swear to fucking God
24:58Oh shit
24:59On his leg
25:00Off you go
25:01Oooooh
25:02Mick, be careful brother
25:04Shit
25:05Oh no Mick, Mick
25:07No Mick, Mick
25:09No Mick
25:10No Mick
25:11No Mick
25:12No Mick
25:13No Mick
25:15What are you doing?
25:16Get your fucking head in here
25:19Oh my God
25:21Cooper mate
25:22All I wanted was a little smooch mate
25:24On the side of the cheek
25:25On the cheek
25:26On the cheek!
25:27I'm not fucking kissing it on the cheek.
25:33Have you seen the serums and snake oils
25:36and snail slime he puts all over his face?
25:38It's like, you don't want to put your lips on that.
25:46I'm shooting my shot because she's hot
25:49and I like what I see. I really do.
25:56Very nice, steamy kiss. Passionate, sensual.
26:01Really nice.
26:02It's a good kiss.
26:07Just work the flow, you know?
26:08It's what I've been waiting for.
26:10Single boy Coop up.
26:15Oh, shit!
26:16I looked at the board and my face was on there three times,
26:18so I was like, well, I guess I'm going up there again.
26:21I feel like I might as well just stay up here this way.
26:26Oh, yeah!
26:29What's that hand, brother?
26:34I took that one in full stride
26:36and had a nice little steamy kiss with her.
26:39Jump up.
26:40Oh!
26:41Oh, shit!
26:43Islanders, you know what would make this game even spicier?
26:47A smoking hot new boy Boop!
26:50Oh, my God!
26:51Oh, my God!
26:52Oh, my God!
26:53Oh, my God!
26:55Oh, my God!
26:56Again!
26:57One more caboo!
26:58The reaction from the girls is very interesting.
26:59They were all very, very excited.
27:03Just back it off a little bit.
27:04Yeah!
27:06Hey!
27:08I'm ready, ready to go.
27:10I'm Matteo.
27:11I'm 26, and I'm a tradie from Newcastle.
27:13I'm tall.
27:14I'm tanned.
27:15I've got the tattoos.
27:16I'm naughty to fuck around.
27:19I'm ready, ready to go.
27:21The other boys, they might be boyfriend material,
27:23but I'm husband material for sure.
27:25I'm ready, ready to go.
27:28Hey!
27:29Oh, my God!
27:30Oh, my God!
27:31Oh, my God!
27:32Oh, my God!
27:33In walks, this, like, tanned, tall, dark, tutted,
27:39handsome guy.
27:40Damn.
27:42Oh, wait.
27:43He's hot.
27:44Oh, really?
27:45Yeah, I think he's hot.
27:46Welcome to the villa!
27:48This is crazy.
27:50I like your tattoos.
27:51I said tattoos are so nice.
27:54This man is hotter than his son.
27:56He is so fucking hot.
27:58Oh, my God!
27:59What's up, John?
28:00I can't even deal with it right now.
28:02But all the boys to shame.
28:04I'm gonna put on the show.
28:09I'm ready, ready to go.
28:20We're midway through tonight's villa game.
28:23Now, most of the girls are at least pretty stable
28:26in their current couples,
28:27so they probably don't remotely care
28:29that a new bombshell is on his way
28:31to the villa.
28:32A smoking hot new boyfriend!
28:34Oh, shit!
28:35Oh, shit!
28:36Oh, shit!
28:37Oh, shit!
28:38Oh, shit!
28:39Oh, shit!
28:40Oh, shit!
28:41Oh, shit!
28:42Oh, shit!
28:43Oh, shit!
28:44Oh, shit!
28:45Oh, my goodness!
28:46What have I walked into?
28:48This is crazy.
28:49Hi!
28:50Hi!
28:51How's everyone?
28:52Hi!
28:53Holy shit!
28:54Mateo, lovely to meet you.
28:55Nice to meet you!
28:56I'll go this way tomorrow.
28:57Oh, he's hot.
28:58Oh, my goodness!
28:59Oh, wait, he's hot.
29:00Yeah, I think he's hot.
29:01Mateo, so lovely to meet you.
29:02Fuck!
29:03Did he have to be double-sleeved up, handsome, and good-looking?
29:05Hi!
29:06Isabel!
29:07Nice to meet you.
29:08Mateo, lovely to meet you.
29:09Hi, I'm Bianna.
29:10Nice to meet you.
29:11Mateo, lovely to meet you.
29:12Hi, I'm Bianna.
29:13Nice to meet you.
29:14Mateo, and who's Liz?
29:15Hi, I'm Gabby.
29:16Mateo, look, lovely to meet you.
29:17Welcome to the villa!
29:18This man is so fucking hot.
29:19He's so pretty.
29:20I love his tattoos.
29:21Like, I just want to, like, explore his body.
29:24Mateo, how old are you?
29:2526.
29:2626.
29:27Yeah, yeah.
29:28Where are you from?
29:29Sydney.
29:30Oh my god!
29:31What style, Sonny?
29:32Sorry?
29:33What style, Sonny?
29:34Capricorn.
29:35Oh, same!
29:36Really?
29:37What's your type?
29:38He's like...
29:39The girls are frothing.
29:40Look at them all.
29:41Bro, he smells really good.
29:42Like, everything.
29:43That's pretty much it.
29:44Yeah.
29:45Mateo smells like a dream.
29:46Delicious.
29:47Um, what's your type?
29:48Types?
29:49Yeah.
29:50Looks and personality.
29:51Yeah, I feel like two big qualities.
29:52Mateo.
29:53Mateo.
29:54Mateo.
29:55Mateo.
29:56Mateo.
29:57Mateo.
29:58Mateo.
29:59Mateo.
30:00The qualities I look for in someone are...
30:02I feel like someone who's not like a pushover.
30:04So, someone that has like...
30:05Someone that has like cojones, like balls, right?
30:07Then can stand up for themselves.
30:09Big balls.
30:10Right?
30:11Oh my god, Mans is in heaven because that's all of us girls in here.
30:14And someone that's ambitious has like, you know, something...
30:17Yeah.
30:18Something to do with their life.
30:19You get what I mean?
30:20Like, work-wise, so...
30:21So, my tit is telling me he's a good guy.
30:24My tit is telling me he's the kind of guy that you want to show off to your family
30:29and...
30:30Yeah.
30:31Take home to your dad.
30:32How's everyone here?
30:33Like, is anyone like, wiped off or anything?
30:34Or...
30:35I'm open.
30:36Yeah, cool.
30:37I'm very open.
30:38Oh, wow.
30:39Wow.
30:40Pissed me off that.
30:41Saying, yeah, she's really, really open when I've been getting to know her the last couple
30:44of days.
30:45Should we...
30:46Should we get back to the game?
30:47Oh my god, we got the new bombshells turn.
30:48A little fluffy pink blindfolds for you.
30:50What the hell?
30:51Hey, Mateo, how tall are you?
30:52Six on the dot.
30:53Mmm.
30:54So, 5'10"?
30:55Do you think I look 5'10"?
30:56Be nice.
30:57Yeah.
30:58I've never been asked about, like, my height, so that was like, what the hell?
31:10Like, I'm dead set six foot on the dot.
31:13That's wild.
31:14This is crazy.
31:15I can't see shit, eh?
31:16Swing it.
31:17Swing it round.
31:18Swing it round.
31:19Swing it round.
31:20Swing it round.
31:21Swing it round.
31:22Swing it round.
31:23Yes.
31:24Oh, yeah.
31:25Good.
31:26Good.
31:27Oh, yeah.
31:28Okay.
31:29Isabelle definitely caught my eye.
31:31Like, 100%.
31:32Okay.
31:33Lovely to meet you.
31:34Lovely to meet you.
31:35Cheers.
31:36Yay!
31:37Wee!
31:39Oh.
31:40Awesome.
31:41Okay.
31:42It wasn't great to watch, I'm not gonna lie.
31:44He looks like a pretty decent kisser.
31:45Yay!
31:46It was a really good kiss.
31:48It was really nice.
31:49He definitely had, like, a similar kissing style to me, which I thought was really nice.
31:52I can tell he is into it.
31:56Game on, bro.
31:58I thought he was gonna throw it.
32:03Very good.
32:04Get smooching.
32:05Hello.
32:06Ooh.
32:07That was smooth.
32:08She's so cute.
32:09Guys, look, look, look.
32:10Oh, he grabbed his wallet.
32:11Is that what's going to be?
32:12You killed that?
32:13Sorry, baby.
32:14She's gatekeeping me.
32:15She's protecting her mans.
32:16Let me...
32:17I gotta spread my wings, man.
32:18Look, it's a little bit awkward, to be honest, but whatever.
32:19Oh my God!
32:20I'm a cat with the laughing.
32:21I'm actually dead.
32:22Eww.
32:23I enjoyed the kiss.
32:24Not gonna lie.
32:25All right, guys.
32:26Go.
32:27I've got to spread my wings, man.
32:34Look, it's a little bit awkward, to be honest, but whatever.
32:37Oh, my God!
32:40Get out with the laughing. I'm actually dead.
32:44I enjoyed the kiss, not going to lie.
32:50All right, go.
32:57Oi! Nice.
32:59Yeah, done.
33:00That's clear, that's clear.
33:02This game is just getting better and better.
33:05It's definitely very, very attractive.
33:07The cheekbones.
33:09Wow.
33:20Passion wrong with Mateo.
33:22I think that all came off me, kissing fucking Yana, really.
33:25She really tried to make a statement with that and pissing me off.
33:28He's very sensual.
33:29Oh!
33:31Oh!
33:32Oh, shit!
33:34Yeah, the kiss, it was just, like, slow and just, like...
33:37I don't know, there was just, like, little sparks.
33:40Shit!
33:43Oh, shit!
33:44That was sensual!
33:47Yeah, that was nice.
33:48That's probably the best kiss I had tonight.
33:50100% with Lacey.
33:52How was that, Lacey?
33:53Yeah, he's a good kisser.
33:55Yeah.
33:56You know, it's so bad.
33:57If it's more competition, it's more competition.
33:59It's only gonna make me grow in Arna.
34:02Kai's 100% jealous.
34:04He knows that this guy is a threat.
34:06Don't take me now!
34:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
34:12Take me now!
34:14Take me now!
34:15Take me now!
34:16Two new bombshells have hit the villa, and yes, one is Irish, but as with last year,
34:35I will show no favoritism whatsoever to perfect Irish queen, Tamara, and I hope she wins.
34:44Excuse me.
34:45Okay.
34:46So, tell us your life story.
34:50Is it 60 minutes?
34:51My God.
34:52How's your relationship with your father?
34:54That is an insane question.
34:57I really don't want to do this to you right now.
35:00Dead Dad's Club all around here.
35:02Yeah.
35:02Good on you, mate.
35:04And what's your relationship with your father?
35:07This is what I like about Tamara.
35:09She comes in, we pull her for a chat, and she's the one leading us in the chat,
35:14which shows either one, our incompetency to chat, or two, the fact that she's a boss bitch.
35:19I feel like we ask such different questions to the girls.
35:22I'm just saying, we suck at ourselves.
35:24Yeah, they're probably just like, so how was your day?
35:26Is everyone being nice?
35:29Can I ask you a question?
35:30Hit me.
35:30What made you come on Love Island?
35:32Oh, good question.
35:33All love, definitely.
35:34Definitely.
35:35I would love to meet someone.
35:36I'm in my absolute prime right now.
35:38Like, I've got everything in life.
35:39Oh.
35:39But that person that I could kind of share it with.
35:41Oh, that's really sweet.
35:41You know, like, I don't need someone, but it'd be nice to kind of have someone.
35:45Yeah.
35:46Love that.
35:46Yeah.
35:46That's nice.
35:47You're so cute.
35:48Yeah, of course.
35:49I think Matero is really sexy, yeah.
35:51I think he's hot.
35:52He definitely seemed emotionally intelligent, and just like, someone that you could sit down
35:56with and just speak for hours.
35:58There's a lot of depth to that, man.
35:59Have you had relationships in the past?
36:01I have, yes.
36:01And what have they looked like?
36:04Like, how long?
36:04I feel like my last one, yeah, yeah, my last one was roughly two and a half years.
36:09And that was nice.
36:09That was probably the first girl that I've, like, truly, truly, like, loved.
36:13Yeah.
36:13Um, unfortunately, yeah, it didn't.
36:15And that was when, sorry?
36:16How long ago?
36:16Like, a year and a half ago, roughly.
36:17Yeah, okay.
36:18She was the first woman that kind of had them, like, balls and stuff and, like...
36:21She's, like, a strong woman, like, very confident.
36:23Literally every single girl here is, like, a confident, boss-ass bitch.
36:27We have bigger balls than all of them.
36:29Like, we have...
36:30They have inverted balls.
36:31Fuck it.
36:32Yeah, they've got marks.
36:33Very likely.
36:35Okay, so you're a model.
36:36Have you dated fellow models?
36:38Yeah.
36:38And how was that?
36:39Fun.
36:40Exclusively.
36:41Actually fun, or are you taking the piss?
36:44Both.
36:44Okay, okay.
36:46Nah, it's good and bad.
36:46Easy rated.
36:47Yeah, I know.
36:48That's...
36:48Thanks for the vague answer.
36:50Yeah, well, you'll see.
36:53Yeah.
36:54Off to a crack at a hand.
36:55Oh, yeah, it's great.
36:56Should we go through what we did for a while?
36:57I'm doing better than you, Crips.
36:58Hey.
37:00It's the biggest villa rivalry right now.
37:02It's Mick and Cooper.
37:04Always batting heads a little bit.
37:06Yeah, should we just go?
37:07You don't say our names and how old we are.
37:09You've got feathers in your hair.
37:11I know Cooper is infatuated.
37:14He's nonstop just staring at her into her eyes.
37:19What is happening?
37:20Turn around.
37:20Ooh.
37:21Okay.
37:22Ooh.
37:23Mick is hard to read.
37:24He always keeps his cards close to his chest, but you know, even I could see he's doing a bit
37:28a bit of oogling.
37:30He's covered in feathers.
37:31There you go.
37:32Yeah, I'm like a duck that's been flung.
37:35And it'll be interesting now to see him fight over a girl.
37:37Do you want a snack?
37:44Yeah, you want to get her a snack?
37:46This is my palace.
37:48Uh-huh.
37:49Lacey is annoyed that Kai kissed Yana in the challenge.
37:53Kai, this is your chance to show some composure and calm the tensions.
37:58Maybe start by saying something comforting.
38:01So what was that about?
38:02What was what about?
38:03You look at me going, you're off me.
38:06Yeah.
38:06What for?
38:07Earlier today we had a conversation.
38:09I said, like, in a challenge, like, would you kiss Yana?
38:12And you were like, well, I don't want to.
38:13Like, that was your opportunity to just kiss her on the cheek or just make it less of a,
38:19like, tongue thing.
38:20You know what I mean?
38:20I'm saying, like, that was your time to at least show me something.
38:24Do you know what I mean?
38:25Look, I think it's a bit shit that Lacey is annoyed by me kissing Yana in the challenge.
38:33The way she went at fucking old mate, passionate on with Mateo.
38:37I think she really tried to make a statement with that and pissing me off.
38:41Oh, you did the same thing and then you started strutting out.
38:43Yeah, but it's your ex, babe.
38:44Come on.
38:44You started strutting out going, oh, yeah, I'm single.
38:46Oh, yeah, pick me.
38:47Pick me.
38:47I'm single pretty much.
38:48Like, it looks like shit.
38:49You're saying fucking big, man.
38:51Well, listen, it sort of was like that and I was like, fuck, right.
38:53Oh, I am disappointed in Kai.
38:56I feel like that was, like, his time to really prove to me.
39:07I think I'm going to be able to, like...
39:09Do you want to chat?
39:10Like, it's just weird.
39:11Are we for a chat?
39:11Yeah, sure.
39:18You know that she's not in the bitter.
39:21I don't know that, though.
39:22You do, I've told you so many fucking times.
39:24You need to trust me for once.
39:26I don't know how you don't believe me when all I have given is me to you and no one else.
39:35I don't know what you want from me, Sam, because, like, you just don't want it, really.
39:41If I didn't want anything to do with you, I wouldn't be having these conversations with you.
39:45Does that make sense?
39:46I wouldn't, I just genuinely wouldn't give a fuck and I would just walk away.
39:49Obviously, I care.
39:52I'm sorry and I don't want to hurt your feelings and I don't want you to think that you're ever so embarrassed because you're not.
39:58Because you're all what I fucking want to do.
40:01I'm not.
40:02I don't even care.
40:03Like, I look at that bone and...
40:05Like, she's a girl and a girl, but it's like, I don't even care.
40:07I'm not interested.
40:08How are you going?
40:19Um, no, let's think about you first.
40:22Why?
40:23I want to.
40:24Cool.
40:24Go, do you have questions or what?
40:28No, but, like, yeah, how are you feeling?
40:29Good.
40:30Mm.
40:30Really good.
40:31Yeah, you seem really calm.
40:32Yeah.
40:33What are you, like, looking for in the villa?
40:34Like, attributes.
40:36Ooh.
40:37Someone that's got emotional intelligence, definitely.
40:39Mm.
40:39Confidence as well, that's massive.
40:41Mm-hmm.
40:42And as I said before, just someone that's not a pushover.
40:44A stronger woman, I guess.
40:45That's cool.
40:46Mm.
40:47It was very flattering being asked by Mateo for a chat.
40:51I'm definitely open to getting to know Mateo.
40:54He has a lot of traits that will tick my boxes so far.
40:58A little bit about me.
40:59Yep.
40:59Yeah, I was actually engaged at the start of the year.
41:02Yeah.
41:04Six months, really?
41:05Yeah.
41:06Where's your head at with that, though?
41:08Like, do you think that's...
41:08Yeah, no, I'm, like, very, like, content with how that relationship ended.
41:12Like, it wasn't, like, toxic or anything like that.
41:13Was it, like, a long relo, or...?
41:15Yeah, it was, like, five years.
41:16Yeah.
41:17Yeah, right.
41:17But, yeah, no, I definitely am, like, prefer relationships.
41:20Yeah, of course.
41:21Same.
41:21Definitely same.
41:22Yeah.
41:22It's probably the longest I've been single, like...
41:24Yeah.
41:24Like, content, I feel like.
41:25Yeah.
41:25For, yeah.
41:26What I've learned about myself since being single is that I, like, know exactly what I want
41:30and, like, I don't really tolerate what I don't want.
41:32Yeah, that's huge.
41:32That's actually a big, like, green tick.
41:34I'm not even taking a piss.
41:36That's, like, yeah.
41:37This is going to sound fucking crazy.
41:40Um, instantly when I did speak to her, I got the tiniest little bit of butterflies and
41:47I feel like I haven't felt that in years.
41:51Not going to lie, when all of us were talking, he was, like, on his ear.
41:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:56I was, like, I literally said to Lacey, I was, like, does he know that there's five
42:00of us girls?
42:01He was, like, she's sitting on the chair just facing Izzy, like, what do you know?
42:06Yeah.
42:07It's a bit fucking...
42:08They're laughing a lot.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:11Maybe he will pick Izzy.
42:12Maybe.
42:13Oh, that's...
42:14And then I'll go home.
42:16Boom.
42:16I wouldn't say that.
42:18Yeah, it's hard.
42:19It's not easy to, like, sort of just watch someone tune your chick.
42:22Obviously, I am not trying to listen at all, but hopefully it's not too good.
42:28Would you like your tea there?
42:43Mmm, it's fucking hot.
42:44Enjoy your 30 minutes in a teepee with her, mate, because I will be enjoying a lot of laughs
42:49in bed with her tonight.
42:50What are you looking at?
42:51You have seven, seven, seven.
42:52I do, yes.
42:54Why the necklace?
42:57I'm curious.
42:58Because of the angel numbers and what it means.
42:59But also, like, sevens, like, there's a few sevens for me this year that I'm, like, aligned
43:03with, yeah.
43:04Yeah, right.
43:05So I've just got my necklace.
43:06Do you think you're lucky?
43:07Like, are you a lucky girl?
43:09100%.
43:09Yeah, good.
43:10If you don't believe you're lucky, you won't be lucky.
43:11Oh, that's cracker.
43:13That's awesome.
43:16Fucking oath.
43:17You like that?
43:18That was awesome.
43:19I feel like I do have good instinct, 100%.
43:21Um, I think this is definitely something I should pursue tomorrow.
43:26If the chats get, you know, better and better, then I'm just going to have to swoop in there
43:30and try and see if that feeling's reciprocated.
43:34I'm fucking joking.
43:35Are you talking about it?
43:36I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
43:37I'm joking, I'm joking.
43:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
43:50What a beautiful night.
43:52We've got beaming bright lights, breathtaking bombshells, and boys, big boys, brainless boys,
43:59big brainless boys.
44:00Sorry, lads, I ran out of positive B-words.
44:03Have they showed you this little part?
44:05The what?
44:06This little nook part?
44:06Yes.
44:07Beautiful.
44:08I've had a great tour.
44:09First person to get Tamara.
44:12Snatch that.
44:14Come for a chat.
44:15What are you chasing in here?
44:16Like, what's kind of, like, a guy that you're looking for?
44:19I love someone who's a bit nerdy.
44:20Yeah?
44:20I'm very nerdy.
44:21Do you read a couple books?
44:22I read, play video games all the time.
44:24Really?
44:24So, yeah.
44:26So, I like that.
44:26What game machine do you, like, play to?
44:29Game machine.
44:29Yeah.
44:29Game, because this is how people game.
44:31Because that's nerdy.
44:32Yeah, this is how we game.
44:33Exactly.
44:33Like, this.
44:34She sat down and I go, hang on a second, you're pretty and you can talk shit and you've got
44:38a bit going on between your ears.
44:39So, I was like, all right, cool.
44:41This is great.
44:42I'll be straightforward with you.
44:44There's been no one that's really gone out and grabbed me just on, like, an intellectual
44:49level.
44:49Okay.
44:50Like, I want someone that's, like, mentally stimulating.
44:52Were you coupled up at the beginning?
44:53Yeah, I was coupled up with Yana, that city girl that was sort of...
44:56Okay.
44:57So, she was pinched by one of the bombshells, okay?
44:59Yeah, Mick, the guy that can't fucking string a sentence together.
45:02Oh, Mick.
45:02Okay.
45:03Yes.
45:04So, I'd just, like, mind him up for fun, but obviously.
45:06It's too easy, though.
45:07Like, you know, sometimes you don't try a little bit.
45:09He's getting to his limits with you, I think.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Yeah.
45:12Which makes me push it a bit more.
45:13You're pushing his buttons, bro.
45:14Yeah.
45:14It's funny.
45:16So, I was kind of really hoping that someone could come in with a bit of shit about him.
45:21A bit of talk.
45:22Okay, okay.
45:23I was like, this is perfect, because I got the text.
45:26That's amazing.
45:27I definitely think Cooper's coming on a little strong.
45:29It's definitely a lot.
45:30Look at this.
45:31Maybe it's just a little intense for me this quickly.
45:36Did Mick get to go chat to her?
45:39Nah, not yet.
45:40I think Coop's going a bit hard.
45:42Like, I think you've just got to, like...
45:44Obviously, you want to pull her, but you've got to, like, give her a bit of space as well.
45:47Yeah, you can't do it for too long.
45:48Yeah.
45:49Yeah, baby!
45:51Oi, you look good, babe.
45:52He's back, bitch.
45:53He's back!
45:54Yeah!
45:55Oi, you going to steal her for a chat?
45:57Yeah, mate.
45:58So, I'm desperate to speak to Tamara, and old mate Cooper's up there fucking chatting absolute
46:03dribble like he always does.
46:05Melbourne's so big, isn't it?
46:06Yeah, massive.
46:07There you go.
46:09Where's the angel outfit?
46:11This is better, isn't it?
46:12I'm dressed up for you.
46:13Nah, I don't know.
46:14I'm dressed up for you.
46:16Cooper's going to hate this.
46:17I was coming to put you for a chat, but then, uh, looks like you're into something.
46:21I'll give you...
46:22I'll be back in five.
46:23Come back in five?
46:24Switch over.
46:24You got time for me after that?
46:26I have time for you, yeah.
46:26All right, I'll leave you with Cooper Trooper for now, all right?
46:28All right.
46:29Right now, I feel like me and Cooper have been talking for, like, three to five business
46:33days.
46:34So, I don't know what those five extra minutes were even for.
46:36You got four minutes, brother.
46:45Oh, he loves scaring the pond.
46:47He fucking loves it.
46:48I feel like even...
46:49I can't laugh too hard because Coops will hate me, you know?
46:50I'm like, oh, but it's funny.
46:52You just go like this.
46:54Mm.
46:55He's going back again.
46:57Sorry to interrupt again.
46:58I don't know.
46:58Would you like a cup of tea?
47:00Please.
47:01Green or red or, um...
47:04Black.
47:04Black.
47:05With milk?
47:06Please.
47:06Sugar?
47:07No, thank you.
47:08How about yourself?
47:09I'll take one, brother.
47:10And any milk or...?
47:11Good luck to you, Mick.
47:12I'm sure you'll fuck it up.
47:14Sorry, me again.
47:15Back?
47:16Yeah.
47:16Look, we've got a few options.
47:18Oh, we've got an actual full selection.
47:20Yeah, we don't have the one you want.
47:21I thought it was jelly.
47:22Oh, my God.
47:23That's a good start.
47:26I love it.
47:27Anyway, I'll be back.
47:29Back.
47:29Oh, yeah, actually, the...
47:33My pants are falling down, too.
47:35Honestly, it was kind of hilarious.
47:37He's a vibe, for sure.
47:39Yeah, someone's cup of tea.
47:41Pun intended.
47:45And they're just like...
47:46Yeah, go like that.
47:47I'm like, all right.
47:48You're like, I can do that short.
47:49Exactly.
47:50Time's up, Tiger.
47:51Switch it over.
47:52But...
47:54Unfortunately for Mick,
47:56I've set the bar quite high.
47:58Catch you later.
47:59Won't drop any tea.
48:00And him with tea in hand
48:02has to try and back the head up.
48:04This is sick, by the way.
48:06My belt?
48:06Yeah.
48:07Yeah, I'm a bit of a fashionista.
48:08Yeah.
48:08It's fashion oyster, Mick.
48:10And if you got that throwback,
48:12congratulations.
48:13You should be a Love Island superfan.
48:14You didn't want to talk to me dressed like an angel?
48:16Nah.
48:18Just didn't feel myself.
48:19Right.
48:19There could have been better times
48:20when you walked in, I think.
48:21Maybe.
48:22But anyway, you're here.
48:23We're here.
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