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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 9
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00:00I know you never miss an episode of Love Island, but in case you have, no judgement.
00:12Here's what you might have missed.
00:13Do you feel that feeling?
00:15From the floor to the ceiling.
00:19Couple!
00:20Oh God, properly!
00:21Just piece by piece, it's getting more and more solid.
00:24You just get me.
00:25We're just clicking.
00:26Connor is giving husband material.
00:29Mick made an omelette.
00:30You're about to fall in love with an omelette.
00:32Maybe my strong connection is an omelette.
00:36Yanna's ex, Kai, arrived.
00:38Oh my God, I'm shaking.
00:40You ain't gonna want this omelette now.
00:42No.
00:44You still want the omelette or not now?
00:48Kai cracked on with Lacey.
00:51I love a man that can take charge.
00:54The girl I'd like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:58Before double the bombshells.
01:01How the hell are you, Islanders?
01:03Brought double the trouble.
01:05She's hot and I like what I see.
01:07Lucky the Irish.
01:08Almost hot.
01:10I didn't know.
01:11It was just like little sparks.
01:13It was a really good kiss.
01:15It was really nice.
01:17Game on, bro.
01:18You want it?
01:19I'll put it here, alright?
01:24Tuna!
01:25Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
01:39Tamara and Mateo Steele.
01:41The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
01:44The girl I would like to couple up with is...
01:47You look pretty shocked by that.
01:49Mmm.
01:50Oh my God.
01:52And Yana...
01:54What's going through your head?
01:56...makes a heartbreaking decision.
01:58Um...
01:59I can't even talk, guys.
02:02Another beautiful bustling day in sunny Spain.
02:19Buenos dias a todos!
02:21It's Kai's birthday today and wouldn't you know, the first person to say it to his face is...
02:26Perfect Irish Queen Tamara.
02:28Did I mention that she's Irish?
02:30Happy birthday.
02:31Oh, thank you.
02:32Happy birthday, bro.
02:3423?
02:35Yeah.
02:3623.
02:37I'm definitely still older now.
02:38I just woke up.
02:40Thanks, bro.
02:45Yana's quick out of the bed.
02:47I assume she's running to get Kai's birthday present and she's wrapped it beautifully.
02:52With all the red flags he gave her.
02:54Oh, you got your birthday pants on, brother.
02:56Oh, shit.
02:57Woo!
02:58That was coming in hot there, brother.
03:00To the kids.
03:03To the kids.
03:04Is there anyone you get your on?
03:15Um...
03:16I feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday is definitely Isabella.
03:21And the one that I had the nicest kiss with was...
03:25With Lacey.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:27Hi, peps.
03:29Hi, gorgeous.
03:30So, today it is Kai's birthday and I do want to do something special for him.
03:35I feel like we have had a bit of a rough time just getting to know each other.
03:44So, I just really want to show him that I do care.
03:46Okay, sorry.
03:47Don't tell anyone.
03:48Like, don't tell the guys.
03:49But I'm going to, um, like...
03:50Surprise guys.
03:51Surprise guys.
03:52Surprise guys.
03:53So, I'm going to need your help.
03:54I'm thinking I'm going to plant something down near the fire pit.
03:57Maybe like a blanket and pillows.
03:59And then I want to make like a nibblies board.
04:01So maybe like...
04:02With the charcuteries.
04:03Yeah, babe.
04:04Can you help me with that?
04:05Yeah.
04:06So, Lacey's called on Chef Slick Mick to come in and, uh, help with the charcuterie board
04:09today for Kai, which I was, to be honest, slightly flattered about.
04:12She's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning.
04:14Okay, we're going to get creative.
04:16Is this cheese?
04:17Is this?
04:18I wouldn't use that one.
04:19I think it's like...
04:20Okay.
04:21It's a bad start when you have to say, is this cheese?
04:24Yeah, no, that's actually so true.
04:25I really like it.
04:26Like, Mick did his little thing.
04:28Oh, what about a carrot?
04:29No.
04:30That's good.
04:31We're not doing carrots.
04:32And I was kind of like, no, don't put that in there.
04:34Yes, put that in there.
04:35Yes, put that in there.
04:36Like, it really just came together really nice.
04:38I want him thinking that, like, I'm very much wife material.
04:41You know what I mean?
04:42Is this giving wife material?
04:43I think it is.
04:44Like, even though I made it.
04:46Shhh.
04:51Guys, I need to set up the whole picnic vibe without him seeing anything, you know?
04:55Oh, what have we got going up here?
04:57Nothing.
04:58Go back down.
04:59Right, now.
05:00I'm hungry.
05:01Babe.
05:02Get back down there and work on that tan.
05:05Snack time is not right now.
05:09What are you on, slick?
05:10Okay.
05:11We need to distract Kai, please.
05:15What are you doing?
05:17Sit at the pool.
05:18What are you doing?
05:19I'm just, like, chilling.
05:20You look nice.
05:21You too, babe.
05:23So, it needs more pillows.
05:25It was all, you know, in the strategy and the set up.
05:28How can I set the scene for her?
05:29Because she's painting that picture in her head for me.
05:31And I really wanted to deliver it for her.
05:33Because she's come to me trusting me.
05:35So, when you put your trust in me, I deliver.
05:37Want me for a char?
05:38Yeah.
05:39Like, in the room?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:45Do you want to go in the bedroom?
05:48I'm kind of, like, tired.
05:49The sunnies, like, draining me a little bit.
05:52Give me the...
05:53All clear.
05:54The cute?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Maybe do it like a...
05:57Oh!
05:58I'll just do it like this one.
05:59Ah!
06:00Yep.
06:01Oh, you little birdies.
06:02You like those sunnies?
06:03Yeah, I do.
06:04They're good.
06:05They're good.
06:06I reckon they actually look better on me than you.
06:08Oh, exactly.
06:09Yeah?
06:10Tell me when he's coming down.
06:11Try and just not spy on him.
06:13I think I want to find some sun, but, like, talking private.
06:17Should we go down here?
06:24Cacau!
06:25Cacau!
06:26Cacau!
06:27Cacau!
06:28Do you feel like a bell?
06:29Oh!
06:30Ah!
06:31Look at you, eh?
06:33Ah!
06:34That's cute.
06:35Is it?
06:36That's really cute.
06:39Wow.
06:40I like this.
06:41That's mad.
06:42Oh, yum!
06:46We delivered what we wanted to do.
06:48We wanted Kai to be impressed, and I think we did that, so...
06:51I'm happy.
06:53It's been hard for me to show you that, like, I do actually like you,
06:56and I do really care for you, and I'm really happy that...
07:00I'm coupled up with you, so I wanted to just...
07:05I actually...
07:06I actually think I needed this, eh?
07:07Yeah, really?
07:08I think I did need a little bit of reassurance on my end, too,
07:10and I actually do appreciate it.
07:12It's actually really nice.
07:13Yeah.
07:14I think this is giving me a little bit more hope, actually.
07:19But, yeah, I actually think this is really cute, so thank you.
07:24It's great.
07:25It's great.
07:30It's good.
07:31Yeah, I'm stoked.
07:32It actually gave me a breath of fresh air.
07:34It made me realise that, like, yeah, she is more keen on me than I thought.
07:38Yeah.
07:39It's like when someone, like, asks you, like, you're on the verge, like, crying,
07:57and someone's like, tell me how you feel.
08:00And you're just like...
08:01Fuck off, I don't want to.
08:02Crying, crying a river is what I feel like.
08:04Oh, there's just so much emotion in my head, like...
08:10You had a lot going on in here.
08:11I don't even want to feel like this, like, honestly.
08:19I don't want to look like I'm fucking crying over him either.
08:22Like, it's not even that.
08:23It's just, like, seeing all these things.
08:26Like, the weird and, like, it being his birthday, like...
08:30I don't know.
08:31It's just, like, all these memories coming back, you know what I mean?
08:33Yeah.
08:34Like...
08:35I think, obviously, it's very overwhelming for you.
08:38It's so fucking overwhelming.
08:41But you're allowed to cry.
08:44I just want to go home, be in my bed with my friends.
08:51I'm just feeling two emotions.
08:53Like, I'm feeling, like...
08:54Happiness for them, but, like...
08:56Happiness for them, but then, like...
08:57A bit like, well, fuck.
08:58It's like a best friend going for your ex.
08:59That's exactly what I was trying to explain.
09:01Like, it's like, if my best friend back at home...
09:03Yeah.
09:04...was with my ex, except it's not like they're being sneaky.
09:07They're literally doing it in my face.
09:08Just doing it in front of you.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Like, even just waking up and seeing my ex in a bed with another girl.
09:13Like, it's just all...
09:14It's not normal.
09:15It's not fucking normal.
09:16Yeah.
09:17And it's making me, like, go batshit crazy.
09:19It's not me.
09:20All I see when I see you is pain, pain, pain, pain.
09:26It's such a fucking pain.
09:31It's such a fucking pain.
09:32Yeah.
09:33I'm just...
09:39It's a lot in my head.
09:44I wanna see, like, in my head, and I'm just, like, starting to lose the pot.
09:58I'm going to lose the plot, but I genuinely just want to go home.
10:12Do I stay like...
10:14Guys, I'm so sorry.
10:29I know it's terrible, but I ran out of toilet paper and used a croissant,
10:32so please make sure to...
10:34Oh, my God! Oh, dear!
10:37Not funny, Cooper.
10:38Where do you want to sit?
10:40Over here, our little spot.
10:42Let's move on quickly, shall we?
10:44Uh, thanks, Mattel.
10:45How are you feeling?
10:46Yeah, good, good.
10:48Yeah?
10:48Oh, that couch I slept on is a bit. How are you going?
10:53I'm keen to see what's, like, in store for us today.
10:56I do have a weird feeling that I'll be going on a date.
10:58Yeah. Who would you pick to go on a date?
11:01You put me right on it.
11:02I don't know, yeah, probably...
11:04I feel like...
11:05Like, would you be weirded out if I picked you?
11:11Um...
11:11Not weirded out. What's the right word?
11:14What's the right word for that?
11:15Like...
11:18Hit me on a word. I don't know. I can't see...
11:19Not, like, uncomfortable. Like, obviously, like, you seem really cool and stuff, but...
11:24Yeah.
11:26Oh, I'm gonna get it!
11:27I used to do gymnastics.
11:28I used to do gymnastics.
11:28I don't know.
11:33You don't know what?
11:36Like, I don't know how to phrase it.
11:39Like, I don't know what, like, word it is either.
11:41Yeah.
11:41I don't know how to phrase it, too.
11:42I'm gonna get it.
11:48That's crazy.
11:48The conversation was, like, forced, and it's, like, awkward.
11:56So, like, out of ten, how strong do you think you and your partner is?
12:01I'm curious.
12:03Out of ten?
12:04Yeah, give me a number.
12:08That's a weird, like, way to rate something.
12:11Why?
12:11Because it's not really rating, like, a opportunity.
12:13No, no, no, no, not in that way, but, like, just rate, like, the connection you have with him.
12:17Oh, it's pretty strong at the moment.
12:18I'm not going to lie.
12:20Mm.
12:23Yeah, like, obviously, at the moment, me and Connor are, like, really strong, so...
12:26Mm.
12:28We're just, like, vibing.
12:35Interesting.
12:37Speaking with Izzy, yeah, you can just tell that, you know,
12:40the energies weren't really reciprocating very well, which is so fine.
12:44Oh, I need to go to all this one.
12:45I think she's got some pretty heavy, like, strong feelings for Connor.
12:49Okay.
12:50Which is fine.
12:55Connie, baby!
12:56Connie, baby!
12:57Connie, baby!
12:59You know, that's so fine.
13:00Like, that's... yeah.
13:01One, two, three, three, two, one, go!
13:10Wow!
13:11Jotham hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual.
13:15Go, team!
13:15You just picked him up and carried him.
13:24Oh, jeez.
13:25Perfect Irish queen Tamara is chatting to lowly peasant Cooper.
13:32Last night, she felt he talked at her too much,
13:34so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise in an attempt to start over.
13:39She'll never know.
13:40Yeah, because you start in the gym every morning, right?
13:43Yeah, well, while I'm single, I might as well.
13:46You're not going to do it when you're not?
13:48No, I'll probably make someone a coffee.
13:49Yeah.
13:50How do you have your coffee?
13:51I'll make one for you in the morning.
13:53I'm making her an omelette.
13:55Mick, shut up!
13:57Yeah, I'm definitely into Tamara.
13:59She's a good-looking girl.
14:01How can you not be?
14:02And she's Irish.
14:02I do have a thing for accents.
14:04What does your dad do say?
14:06Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
14:07Is it like a funny tat?
14:08It's a conversation starter.
14:09So it's meant to be, like, doing exactly what it's doing now?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Yeah, that's perfect.
14:16Yeah.
14:16Okay, you're coming out of the shade now.
14:18It's all good.
14:19No.
14:22You're throwing me off, Mick.
14:23I'm not going to lie.
14:24I'm throwing you off.
14:25The Koopa Troopa over there,
14:26he's trying to chat his frickin' verbal nonsense like he always does.
14:31So I thought I'd come in and just break up anything they've got going on there
14:34just because I'd like to weasel my way in.
14:36What's your plan for the rest of the day?
14:37How's her headbutt like?
14:38Probably talking to me.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:40You're always headbutt.
14:41Mate, I'm not talking to you right now anymore.
14:44Mick, I'm not talking to you anymore.
14:47Like, what are you doing, Mick?
14:49Guy's a nervous wreck and just does weird things all the time.
14:53Who have you actually got to chat to?
14:55You've obviously got a mate.
14:56And, yeah, Mick, fuck off.
14:58Seriously.
14:59You mustn't have any mates on the outside, hey?
15:02That's not that hairy, mate, I've seen way worse than that.
15:10With the bombshell set to steal soon, Mick takes a break from the reason he thinks he was put in the villa
15:15to annoy Koopa for the actual reason he was put in the villa.
15:19What's going on?
15:20What's going on?
15:21Well, how's your day so far?
15:23Oh, that was yours.
15:24Are you enjoying it?
15:25Yeah.
15:27Roger up, Ian.
15:28I really don't know how I found myself in the middle of this Mick and Koopa rivalry,
15:39but, I mean, I'm quite literally in the middle.
15:43You're actually sitting on top of me right now.
15:45Yeah.
15:45Oh, you put yourself here.
15:46Yeah, I thought I'd give you a backrest.
15:49Yeah, you did, actually.
15:50Thanks.
15:50Thanks.
15:51Appreciate it.
15:52You comfortable?
15:53I'm very.
15:54Okay.
15:55Yeah.
15:55All right.
15:56What are you hating so far about this place?
15:59I'm not hating anything so far.
16:01Yes, you are.
16:01Are you about to change it?
16:03Are you about to make me hate it?
16:05Depends, like, if you couple up with me or not.
16:09Then, yeah.
16:10Then everything will probably go downhill and really say how well.
16:13It'll go downhill if I do or if I don't?
16:14If you do.
16:16If I do, okay.
16:17If you don't, you'll be safe.
16:18I'll keep that in mind.
16:19My conversations with Mick are, like, the most insane conversations ever,
16:24and they go from, like, zero to 100 in a nanosecond.
16:27He's definitely a joker guy.
16:29He's got a lot of, like, cheekiness in him, too, which is not a bad thing.
16:32You have very small hands, actually.
16:34I have tiny fists.
16:36Yeah.
16:37You have...
16:37Big arms.
16:38I have tiny thumbs.
16:40Thumbs?
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah, what the hell?
16:43They're, like, little worms.
16:44Yeah, my thumbs are tiny.
16:46Hey, Cooper, you getting jealous?
16:47What?
16:49Sorry.
16:49You're a terrible person.
16:52Mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me.
16:55She's such an idiot.
16:57No wonder your ex-girlfriend left you.
17:00You're actually terrible.
17:02That was me, yeah.
17:03Mission accomplished.
17:04So, Mick, who would have thought being yourself could be so infuriating?
17:08Someone else on a mission is new bomb Matteo, who, yeah, fine,
17:12will hold for Ross, right, and pinky.
17:13Take your time.
17:15Great.
17:15Anyway, Matteo chats to Yana.
17:18Miss, would you like to go for a chat?
17:20Yeah, let's.
17:21Sweet.
17:22Where do we go?
17:22Where do we go?
17:23Up here.
17:23Up here, up here.
17:24In there.
17:25Oh, this is the groin stretch.
17:26How are you going?
17:27Yeah, I'm good.
17:28Good?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah?
17:30Are you all right from this morning?
17:33What was this morning?
17:35Were you a little bit upset?
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:36Yeah?
17:36No, I just had a little sook.
17:38I'm not usually like that.
17:39Really?
17:39It's just like...
17:40Emotions are just a little bit heightened.
17:41Yeah, they're just, like, a lot.
17:43Yeah, yeah.
17:44I literally can't believe it.
17:45Just when I thought that my Love Island experience was dead in the water, I wanted to leave.
17:52A man pulls me for a chat.
17:54What do you like to do, like, for fun?
17:56Like, on a public holiday, like, what would you like to go do?
17:58Okay, public holiday, I'll probably just sit at home the whole day, 12 hours a day, and
18:02just play video games.
18:05No, I'm joking.
18:07I'm joking.
18:07You're going to give me a heart attack.
18:10You're meant to be giving me good things.
18:13Public holiday, I love the beach.
18:16Oh, the beach, bro, is just so good.
18:18Do you surf?
18:18Do you surf?
18:19Oh, just on the bodyboard, like, yeah.
18:21Oh, I have to teach you.
18:21I need...
18:22That's my plan, like, this year.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:24To learn how to surf.
18:25I'm a surfer.
18:25I've got a wedding and everything.
18:26Really?
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:27And you're, like, just soaking up the sun, just lying there like a dead fish on the beach.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Oh, my God, I love doing that, too.
18:33A dead fish on the beach.
18:34Oh, I love doing that shit, too.
18:37I am so attracted to Mateo.
18:39I honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa.
18:42His tattoos, his tan, his teeth, and even he just, like, looks clean.
18:47Like, you know what I mean?
18:48You know when someone just looks clean?
18:50Like, they don't look filthy.
18:51I love it.
18:53So, who would you say, like, is on your, kind of, radar, I guess, out of all the guys here?
18:58Just me right now.
18:59Yeah, honestly.
19:00Anyone else?
19:00Or it's just...
19:01Nah.
19:01Yeah, cool, cool.
19:02Like, if I'm being honest.
19:04Yeah, nice.
19:06My luck has just turned around in this villa.
19:08One second, I'm crying over my ex-boyfriend.
19:11Next minute, I'm getting this new connection with this guy and a connection that I have not
19:15felt in this villa yet, and I'm just so excited to explore it.
19:19I'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes.
19:24I love it.
19:27Coming up, Sophie's back, and someone's about to pack.
19:37By the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
19:43Sad news on Love Island now, as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
20:00Sorry, bud.
20:00Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:09Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:14Coops, are you done with the lady?
20:16Yeah, yeah.
20:17Yeah, actually.
20:18Been down there with the girls, beanbags?
20:19Why not?
20:19Let's go.
20:20Beanbag it up?
20:21All right.
20:22Hey, let's...
20:22Beanbag it off.
20:23That's a great sentence.
20:24See you later.
20:30Ross has been happily coupled up with Sian, and I refuse to see him throw it all away by
20:35pulling someone for a chat.
20:36Unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen with hair as black as Guinness.
20:42Play on, lovebirds.
20:43My Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia, and I'm like, yeah, fair enough.
20:46Honestly, though, yeah.
20:47I feel like you're the most...
20:48I've been in Australia for four years.
20:49I still feel like you're the most Australian person I've met.
20:51Really?
20:51Yeah.
20:52Outside of the villa, I'm even more so.
20:54Like, I just wear bodies and barefoot or whatever.
20:57Yeah.
20:57I don't know if I ever thought I'd be into that typical Australian mullet look, but I feel
21:03like his personality is definitely my type.
21:06So, I don't know.
21:07I'm open for sure.
21:09Did you tell me you had siblings as well?
21:11I do.
21:11Yep.
21:12I am the middle child.
21:13Oh, okay.
21:15You don't give me middle child energy.
21:16What's middle child energy?
21:18I don't know.
21:18Like, I feel like...
21:19Because we get a bad rap.
21:21Yeah.
21:21I'm definitely attracted to Tamara.
21:23I think we're quite similar in some ways, and I say I love funny girls, and she's definitely
21:28funny.
21:28She's definitely got the chat.
21:31Are you doing these days?
21:33Yeah, really good.
21:34Yeah.
21:34I had a good sleep last night.
21:37You're on Rossy-bossy.
21:38Rossy-bossy.
21:39Does he get more intimate?
21:40No.
21:41He hasn't yet?
21:41No.
21:42So, I'm honestly, I'm just sort of stepping back.
21:44Yeah.
21:45And just...
21:46Let him take the lead.
21:47Yeah.
21:47And follow his lead.
21:48Correct.
21:49I will just follow it.
21:50Now, it's sort of like, okay, we can't just be like, literally, all right, goodnight,
21:54and turning away every single night.
21:56Like, I would like a little bit more than that, personally.
21:59But yeah, I'm honestly just sort of chilling and seeing what he does.
22:03I like being there.
22:04Yeah, because you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad, right?
22:07Yeah, I do.
22:08And he's very, like, outdoorsman, right?
22:10Very much so.
22:11Yeah.
22:11Very much a green thumbed gardens guy.
22:13Yeah.
22:13Yeah.
22:13My mum's a gardener, so I definitely get that.
22:16Yeah.
22:16She's like, hardcore gardener.
22:18Like, I'll go looking for her at, like, 11, 12 o'clock at night time.
22:23At night?
22:23And she'll be, like, on the tractor lawnmower, putting the grass.
22:26And I'm like, woman, would you come inside?
22:28Like, what are you doing?
22:29She's like, it's going to rain tomorrow.
22:31It's a bit of therapy.
22:33Rain's coming.
22:33No, it's fine.
22:34Like, the grass can be an inch taller.
22:36Like, it's okay.
22:37And she's like, oh, my God, imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that.
22:40Like, it's so funny.
22:41So, yeah, she's a gardening 24-7.
22:43It's such a parent thing, too.
22:44Like, my dad's, like, yeah, big on what the neighbours are thinking.
22:47Oh, yeah, God forbid that, like, Mary comes across and is like, geez, look at the state of her lawn.
22:52Yeah, yeah.
22:53They take a lot of pride.
22:53It's something that this generation, our generation, I don't think we carry that, like.
22:57I know, which is sad.
22:58It is sad.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Yeah, I mean, some of us, like, probably you and I will pay a bit more attention.
23:03Yeah, we'll probably keep it up.
23:05Our upbringing.
23:06Yeah, we'll be out, like, pruning the roses and cutting the lawn in the middle of the night.
23:11I really enjoyed my chat with Ross.
23:13It was one of my favourite conversations I've had in here so far, I think.
23:17He's just got that really nice personality.
23:20He's really just lovely to talk to.
23:22He's really friendly.
23:23And, yeah, I feel like there's a lot to learn about him.
23:26And I'm really excited about finding out what he likes and what he does.
23:30As Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair, having bombed with Isabel, bombshell Mateo tries to unbomb with Lacey.
23:55I feel like yesterday, out of the odds that I did kiss, there was only three, yourself included.
24:00And that was, I don't know, there was something else there.
24:03I'm not going to lie to you.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Yeah, there was.
24:05Yeah.
24:05I don't know if you felt that too.
24:06I felt that too.
24:06I was just like, what the hell is going on here?
24:09Yeah, I was expecting that.
24:10It was a good kiss.
24:11It was a good kiss.
24:12It was like, it was not.
24:14It was really, yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16It was good.
24:17It was not.
24:17It was good.
24:18Yeah.
24:18So, like, are you wanting a long-term partner?
24:23Oh, yes.
24:24Yes.
24:24Obviously.
24:25Okay, yeah.
24:25100%.
24:26Wow, I like that.
24:27When was your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?
24:30So, I've never had like a, yeah.
24:34Really?
24:34Yeah.
24:35Holy moly.
24:37That's crazy.
24:38Really?
24:39Yeah, so I've never had like a.
24:41It's not shocking because like, it's like, you obviously know that you're really, really
24:45like, you know, like beautiful and stuff.
24:47So, it's like, well, why hasn't a guy, you know, put his like time and effort into you?
24:50Yeah.
24:51But I have had like situationships, which I hate.
24:55Like, they are just especially.
24:57Yeah, yeah.
24:58Mateo is definitely a guy that does give off boyfriend material vibes.
25:07I'm in my prime.
25:09Like, I feel like I've got everything sorted, financially stable, I've got my own place.
25:14I've got everything right now, but that person I would like to kind of share it with.
25:17I feel like I'm in a similar situation.
25:19I know what I want.
25:20I know what I don't want.
25:22Chat with Lacey definitely surprised me.
25:24I didn't think someone, you know, at her age, like had her shit sorted.
25:29And that's kind of what I'm after.
25:30With me, I'm a very straight up person and I've got big balls, babe.
25:34So, I would like.
25:35Bigger than mine?
25:36Bigger than yours, babe.
25:37Yeah.
25:37Yeah, I'm positive.
25:39Really?
25:39Like, my balls are like the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life.
25:41Juiciest?
25:42Yeah.
25:42And I was saying that.
25:43What fruit are we talking about?
25:44How juicy?
25:44Like, I'm going to say like all of the juiciest fruits you can ever think of combined times
25:49one million.
25:51Yeah.
25:52I think mine are times like two million.
25:54Well, mine's times.
25:55Good to hear.
25:55You probably made your match right now.
25:56That's good to hear.
25:58Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation.
26:01Will wonders never cease?
26:03Now all she has to do is subtract Kai divided by Cooper to get a proper square root of Mateo.
26:09It's maths, you perverts.
26:10You know, I've got a feeling some crazy stuff in the world.
26:25Izzy, can I use your room with a plan?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Just put it back in here.
26:28Thank you, babe.
26:29How are you feeling, Tamara?
26:31Good.
26:32I'm excited for tonight.
26:33I feel like I've spoken to probably Mick the malls at this point.
26:39Mick was very high on my radar and Cooper.
26:43I've been getting to know a couple of the boys and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent vibes.
26:48One of us might be going home tonight.
26:53You know what?
26:54It'd be pretty shit to go out on a birthday, eh?
26:56Yeah.
27:01How's Kaiser?
27:03He's cool.
27:04Yeah, he's really nice.
27:06Obviously, because of the whole situation, it's been hard for everyone.
27:10And I wanted for him to have a nice birthday because, you know, like...
27:15I think it was just, like, weird for me because, like, the last birthday was, like, us.
27:19You know what I mean?
27:20Yes.
27:20And so, like, to be in here and it's, like, us but, like, not us.
27:24Yeah.
27:26I feel like when I initially came here, I automatically put Jana and Lacey off because of the age.
27:33I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to them.
27:36They seemed...
27:37I think they got a bit on on the app sign, which is always a good sign.
27:43After talking to Mateo, like, I actually feel genuinely like I really want to get to know him.
27:48The chat just rolled.
27:50Nice.
27:50Like, it felt like...
27:51It felt nuts.
27:52Yeah, and it was like, I want to book a second date with this man.
27:55You know what I mean?
27:55Yeah.
28:03Oh, I'm keen for a band, I'll tell you.
28:05Facts.
28:06Yeah, Anna, how convenient.
28:08We just so happen to have some bevs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Cheers.
28:16Let's go.
28:17Welcome.
28:18To the piggy's gone.
28:19Everyone get behind me.
28:20I'm taking a selfie.
28:21I'm in the punk club.
28:22Group's getting bigger now.
28:23Everyone sign in.
28:24One, two, three.
28:25Yeah.
28:27I just want to say something to you again.
28:30Happy birthday to my boys.
28:31Yeah.
28:32Happy birthday.
28:32Yeah.
28:32Happy birthday.
28:34Thank you, everyone.
28:36All right, let's actually...
28:37Oh!
28:37Oh!
28:38Yes!
28:38I got attacked!
28:40Yay!
28:40Yay!
28:42Oh, my God.
28:43All Islanders suffice here immediately!
28:46Oh, shit!
28:51I feel like head's a little bit scrambled.
28:54Definitely a hard choice.
28:55There's three amazing, beautiful women.
28:57And Lacey and I had a really good chat today.
29:02Chat with Yana.
29:03That was awesome.
29:04But Izzy's more kind of my type on paper.
29:08Yeah, it's going to be tough.
29:12I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight.
29:14I really want to make the right decision.
29:16I feel like in the moment, I'm going to know.
29:21I know your life is going to take you
29:27It's your fault
29:29I'll save your love
29:31The end has come
29:36The islanders gather
29:50A flame it does burn
29:52A recoupling looms
29:53Their bum cheeks do squirm
29:55The mood was so high
29:57How low it has sunk
29:59But who cares about them?
30:00Let's bring on the monk!
30:02All eyes
30:04Eyes on me
30:06Watch me rising higher
30:08So bright
30:10Set you free
30:12Burning with desire
30:14Careful when you touch
30:16Don't get too close
30:18You're looking for a taste
30:20Then you should know
30:21Now that's here
30:22Cut your heart in water
30:24You don't want to play
30:26Good evening, Islanders!
30:29Hi, sir!
30:29How are you all going?
30:31Good
30:32You know what?
30:33Fun fact
30:34Do you know if you make out for 10 minutes
30:36You can burn up to 60 calories?
30:38Oh, there you go
30:39That's why you're all so lean and hot, huh?
30:43Guy, lovely to meet you
30:44Thank you
30:45Have you enjoyed your time so far?
30:47It's been a bit rough the first couple days
30:48But I'm starting to sell in now
30:49It's really good
30:50Oh, great
30:51Tamara, nice to meet you
30:53Thank you
30:54It's really exciting
30:55Mateo, how are you going to do this?
30:59That's all I got
31:00I don't really know
31:01Fair enough
31:01Fair enough
31:01Islanders
31:07There are currently
31:09Five couples in the villa
31:11Lacey and Kai
31:13Yana and Mick
31:15Sian and Ross
31:17Gabby and Jotham
31:20And Isabel and Connor
31:23And there are three singles
31:26Cooper
31:26And our two newest bombshells
31:29Tamara
31:30And Mateo
31:31Islanders
31:33It is a love island sin
31:35To be single
31:36By the end of tonight
31:40There will be no singles
31:42In this villa
31:43Tamara and Mateo
31:51Tamara and Mateo
31:51Please come and face your fellow islanders
31:53Tamara and Mateo
31:53It's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with
32:05You can choose any boy you like
32:08Regardless of whether they're in a couple
32:11Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
32:16I would like to couple up with this boy
32:18Because when I walked in I was initially attracted to him right away
32:22We had a really good intelligent conversation
32:24And I think we have pretty similar banter and similar humor
32:28So the boy that I would like to couple up with is
32:32Mick
32:36Mick, you look good together
32:46We're good
32:47We're very good
32:48Thank you
32:49How are you feeling?
32:51A bit better than I did the other night
32:53That's for sure
32:53Oh yeah, yeah, you're smiling a lot more
32:55That's it
32:55I think we look very nice together
32:57You do
32:57She looks better than me, but yeah
33:00Well, Tamara and Mick
33:02You are now officially a couple
33:04Please take a seat
33:05Over to you, Mateo
33:17Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
33:21I would like to couple up with this girl
33:24Because I feel like we share similar values
33:27And I don't know
33:30I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person
33:33So the girl I would like to couple up with is
33:39Dangerous games
33:40Dangerous games
33:42Lacey
33:45Dangerous games
33:48Dangerous games
33:51Dangerous games
33:55Lacey
34:00Oh my god
34:02You look pretty shocked by this
34:03Yeah
34:04To be honest
34:05I wasn't expecting that
34:06We did have a good
34:08Really cool conversation today
34:10But yeah
34:11I was not expecting that
34:13Are you taking that as a compliment?
34:15Yeah
34:15Are you fluttered?
34:16Yeah
34:16Yeah
34:17Oh good
34:18And Kai, how's it going over there?
34:21Yeah, I mean
34:22It is what it is
34:23You have to choose someone
34:24I mean
34:24It's not the birthday
34:25I wanted to
34:26You know
34:27Really want to end on
34:29But look
34:29It is what it is
34:30You have to choose
34:30And I can't be
34:31Can't be disappointed with his decision
34:33Well, Lacey and Mateo
34:36You're now officially a couple
34:38Go and take a seat
34:39Thank you
34:39I can't even get
34:52This is me
34:52Islanders
34:55The bombs have had their say
34:58Tamara and Mick
35:00And Mateo and Lacey
35:02You're locked in as couples
35:04And you're safe
35:05That leaves us with four girls
35:09And five boys
35:11The maths not adding up
35:14Tonight
35:16Is a recoupling
35:18Girls
35:20Will pick boys
35:21And whichever boy is left single
35:24Will be dumped
35:26Can all the boys
35:28Except for Mateo and Mick
35:30Please come and stand on the stairs
35:33Sian, please stand up
35:47Which boy would you like to couple up with
35:52And why?
35:53I would like to couple up with this boy tonight
35:57Because we have unreal banter
35:59I believe we do have a genuine connection
36:01And I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life
36:04So tonight the boy I would like to couple up with is
36:08Rossi baby
36:10Ross, what do you think of her speech?
36:22Oh, very flattered
36:24And the feeling's mutual
36:25Well Sian and Ross
36:26You're locked in as a couple
36:28Isabel, please stand up
36:31I would like to couple up with this boy
36:38Because since coming into the villa
36:40We've had such an amazing time together
36:42And I want to continue to see where our connection goes
36:46So the boy I would like to couple up with is
36:49Connor
36:52Connor, he'd behave here
36:58Connor, was that a shock?
37:04I had an idea
37:05Yeah, you had an idea
37:06Did you like what you heard?
37:09I did
37:10I'd like to hear more but we can save that
37:12Isabel and Connor, you're locked in as a couple
37:17Gabby, please stand up
37:20I would like to couple up with this boy
37:27Because he's hot as fuck
37:30He makes me feel safe
37:34He's brought up a side to me that
37:36Look, I didn't even know I had
37:38So the boy I'd like to couple up with is
37:41Rossi
37:43Well, Jotham
37:56Gabby used the O word
37:57The outside the villa
37:59The outside, I know
38:00Well, Gabby and Jotham
38:02You're now a couple
38:04Well done
38:04Thank you
38:05Two boys on the steps
38:16And only one girl left to pick
38:21Yana, please stand up
38:24What's going through your head?
38:31I feel like I've been around the runner in this villa
38:36Yeah
38:36It's been pretty fucked recently
38:39But yeah, just another situation I guess like this
38:44So we'll see
38:46As if the choice wasn't hard enough
38:50You're now facing a boy that you were in love with a matter of months ago
38:56Or someone you picked on day one
39:00And had an initial bond with
39:02Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:16Oh shit, sorry
39:17But I can't
39:23Having been in an impossible situation all week
39:42Yana finds herself in another impossible situation
39:46Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
39:51Oh shit, sorry
39:55Butterflies when we began
40:01Oh, I can't
40:02I can't even talk, guys
40:19I would like to couple up with this boy
40:25Because I think he has really gotten along with everyone in this villa already
40:30I feel like there is some genuine connections with people that he's been able to make
40:37I think I want to give him a shot at getting a connection with someone
40:43So the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is
40:51Clyde
40:56I'll lock it up
41:02Fuck me
41:17Sorry, Coops
41:22Nah, it's all good
41:24There's nothing there, so it makes sense
41:25Yeah
41:26Good luck sharing a bed with your ex, though
41:28Yeah
41:29Thanks
41:30Good luck going home
41:33Oh my God
41:36Kai, is there anything you want to say to Yana before we move on?
41:42Um, look, I'm stoked that she picked me
41:44I genuinely didn't think that would happen
41:47Um, I think we didn't really get off to the right foot when I first come in here
41:51And, um, you know, I just appreciate she's given me another chance
41:56Yeah
41:56Thank you
41:57Do you think she's made the right decision?
42:01Look, honestly, I hope she has
42:02I think she has
42:04And that's all I've really got to say about it, really
42:07I'm a bit shocked
42:08Yana, is there a possibility with Kai?
42:12Um, there's definitely comfort with Kai
42:15Like, I was there for a long time
42:18But, yeah, I don't know
42:20I don't know what the next steps are, honestly
42:22Kai, how's it feel hearing that?
42:24Yeah, look, I'm speechless, to be honest with you
42:27I don't even know
42:29I've got nothing to say, really
42:31I'm, yeah, pretty gobsmacked that I'm sitting there
42:34Cooper, come over here
42:37Oh, darling
42:38How are you?
42:39Good
42:39Do you understand Yana's decision?
42:41Or do you think she made a mistake?
42:44I just feel sorry for her
42:45After I share a bed with her ex
42:46That's going to be a rough one tonight
42:48Well, Cooper, I'm going to make it official
42:52You have been dumped from the villa
42:54You have 30 minutes to pack your bags
42:56And say your goodbyes
42:57Sweet
42:58The rest of you
42:59I'll see you real soon
43:01No
43:03Bye
43:04Bye
43:05Bye
43:06Let's do it
43:08Good luck, mate
43:12That's rough
43:13How do you feel about exes sharing a bed?
43:15No
43:15Well, I'm actually happy
43:16I honestly thought he was going
43:18Staying, babe
43:19I love you, bro
43:22I feel rattled as fuck
43:27So he has connections in here
43:30Like, at least, Kai
43:31Just to be able to find a connection
43:32And, yeah, still think of his life
43:34Like, I know that they've got a thing
43:35So, yeah
43:36I'm still in my head weighing up
43:38What's better, what's worse
43:39But, at the end of the day
43:40Sending Cooper home
43:42Hurt one person
43:43But if I were to send Kai home
43:44It would have hurt two
43:46To be honest, like
43:47It's just like
43:48There's nothing really doing it
43:49At this point I was kind of begging for a bombshell after a bombshell
43:52So
43:52Oh my God
43:54Look at her
43:54Look at her
43:55Look at her
43:56Look at her
43:57Huh?
43:59Look at her
44:00What do you mean?
44:02Gobsmacked, eh?
44:03I thought I was gone
44:04I thought I was gone
44:06I'm shell-shocked
44:07I don't know if I deserve to be saved by Yana
44:11I think it's a very nice gesture
44:12And I think I was very mature on her
44:15Thank you
44:20Thank you
44:22Yeah, it's made me look at her in a different way again
44:37She doesn't see that she does have a good laugh
44:40I don't even know what to say, man
45:03I don't even know what to say, bro
45:08I'm not going to really cry over spilt milk
45:10I'm kind of like getting to the point where I was like
45:12I've had enough in here
45:13The milk was off anyway, so who gives a shit?
45:19How do you feel?
45:21I think you wore your heart on your sleeves
45:23You've kind of not really blown up about
45:26Like I don't feel like I really missed anything
45:28From that new bombshell come in
45:30And I was like, if she chooses Mick, she's definitely not the one for me
45:33She's pretty, she can talk
45:37But you know what?
45:39That's just someone that I'd probably take out for one date
45:42And probably bin after
45:43Like, you know
45:44And the same goes for a lot of the other girls
45:49I was probably, I was getting pretty over it
45:51I don't know how I feel
46:00Like, I'm just happy that Kai's here
46:02Because I honestly thought he was going home
46:03Because I'm so grateful that he's here
46:05I really like him
46:07I was scared
46:08I think if he had have gone home
46:10I think that I really would have just caught with him
46:13I was so shocked
46:14I wasn't expecting Matteo to pick me
46:17Yeah, that's bad as well
46:18But we did have a good conversation
46:20I don't know
46:21I don't know
46:22Like a girl
46:23It's just like such an uncomfortable
46:25Like, I don't know
46:26I'm just
46:26If anything, I'm just so grateful that Kai's still here
46:29Bro, I thought you like
46:32Would have wanted him out the villa, Kai
46:34Yeah, well
46:35So you're going to be fine now with him in the villa?
46:38Nah
46:38Because you did save him
46:39Did you?
46:40Yeah, but I didn't want to be in a bed with someone I'm not that comfortable with
46:43Why did you think I should have done the other one?
46:46No, I just thought you would have wanted him out the villa while you could
46:49I'm, like, really confused
46:51I think every single one of us in the villa would have dumped our ex
46:55We would have been like, here's your payback
46:57Happy fucking birthday
46:58See you later
46:59Mack yourself 100%
47:01Are your thoughts, like, wanting to rekindle?
47:03But if you...
47:03Or are you thinking more for Lacey?
47:05It was more I was thinking for Lacey
47:07Because I could see she wasn't happy
47:09I feel guilty, man
47:12What do you feel guilty for?
47:13You ain't never saying it, though
47:14If anyone should, like, you should be feeling sad for Yana right now
47:16I don't even know what to say, man
47:19She's had a rougher ride than you, I reckon
47:20You did good
47:32You did very good
47:33But, like, now, what for me?
47:37Like...
47:38Now you get to know Mateo?
47:39Yeah, but he's, like, he wants to get to know Lacey
47:42I wouldn't bet on that
47:43I don't think, from what she said, that she gave him any of those ideas in the first place
47:52Yeah, but she was saying that shit about Kai
47:54She'd be like, oh, me and Kai haven't chatted properly, like
47:57And then next minute, they're macking on, like
47:59I think she comes across more into the guy when she's talking to the guy
48:03But then when she says to us
48:04When she says to us, like, she makes it out as if, like, they were just having a normal conversation
48:09Yeah, what do you think? She's trying to do, like, male validation?
48:11She, obviously, to get picked by Mateo, had to do something
48:15In order for him to have a feeling that she wanted him
48:19How are you feeling, though, babe?
48:21Oh, my God, I would have, um
48:23Like, oh, like
48:25Yeah, I was not expecting Yala to pick Kai
48:29I'm just grateful that he's here
48:30I just get worried because I just feel like
48:33Like, me and Jothan, ever since sharing a bed, we've gotten so close
48:37Like, sharing a bed is so intimate
48:39Yes, of course
48:39Especially being exes, like
48:41If I was Lacey, I definitely wouldn't be happy
48:44Yana has been in such a state being in here with her ex-boyfriend
48:49Tonight was her opportunity to literally dump him from the villa
48:53And she didn't do it
48:55I just feel like there must be some feelings for her to still be able to
48:59I feel scared
49:00I feel like I get different vibes, though
49:02I do genuinely feel like she took into consideration that you and him had a connection
49:07Yes, I think so, too
49:08I think so, too
49:08Because she was so shaken
49:09I don't know, if it was my ex, I would be like, love you girls, we've known each other for weeks
49:12Someone else would be like, I'm done with my ex
49:14I mean, right now Lacey's grateful, but watch this space, exes in bed together
49:19Not a good sign
49:22Turn my back to find a knife within it
49:27I thought it would be spewing
49:30I think you can be pretty happy about how you came in here, though
49:33Like, you literally played it like you were too nice, even
49:37I just played it like I was on the outside
49:39Yeah
49:40I just did exactly what I do
49:43You do realise that?
49:44You're going to be like a national treasure
49:46Yeah, I know
49:47Like, 100%
49:48I've said it once, I'll say it again
49:51Mick is just an idiot
49:52Mick the dick
49:53Has got no brain
49:55He is stupid
49:57I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
49:59Oh, I got you
50:00The best man has won
50:02As we always knew he was going to
50:04Cooper goes packing
50:09Send him on his way
50:10But I did take his bag down as a little parting gift
50:14Goodbye, my friend
50:17See you later
50:18I'll see you on the outside
50:19Yes, maybe
50:19See you later
50:22See you in the ring, mate
50:27Love you, Cooper
50:27We love you, babe
50:30Love you, Coops
50:31Love you, Coops
50:32Stand, brother
50:33You're ready
50:34Oh, not too quick
50:35I don't have any regrets
50:42I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree that I could find
50:45And it sort of just was a dead end
50:47Like, I know exactly what I'm looking for
50:50And I won't change the way I look at things just for someone else
50:53I don't think Kai should be here instead of me
50:57But good luck to him
50:59Mate, you just got kissed on the dick at the last minute by your ex on your birthday
51:05So, happy birthday, good luck
51:07Good luck sharing a pair with your ex
51:10That sucks
51:10Not all heroes wear cowboy hats moon
51:17I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say happy birthday Kai
51:23Anyway, next time the Islanders get a taste of forbidden fruit
51:28Emphasis on the forbidden
51:30Next time
51:34I can't tell if he likes me or not
51:39Does Ross give a toss?
51:42He physically seemed distant to me
51:43I feel like we've just been a bit
51:44Sagnant
51:46And the Islanders sampled some forbidden fruit
51:51It was sexy
51:52It was fun
51:53We're normally so vanilla
51:54But not everyone
51:57Makes me look like a mug
51:58Two can play that game
52:00Likes the taste
52:02If you're going to kiss your ex
52:04Don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
52:07Kiss your ex
52:07Kiss your ex
52:08I'm done
52:09What do you mean you're going to suck his face
52:11Like, what do you want me to do?
52:12Just go, oh yeah, cool
52:13And just get mugged off
52:14But how is that fair?
52:16Kai, just fuck off
52:17Just go
52:18What a joke, eh?
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