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LoveIslandAustralia S 7 EP 11
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00:00Since Huggawar.
00:01Huggawar.
00:02Before, not one!
00:08How the hell are you, Islanders?
00:10Now that is a f***ing hot bomb, baby.
00:13For two new bombs!
00:16Hi!
00:18This man is hotter than the sun.
00:20How's everyone?
00:21Puts all the boys to shame.
00:23We're a beast in the streets, yeah!
00:25It's about to get messy.
00:28It was a tough watch.
00:30Oh, he grabbed his mullet.
00:32You just killed that!
00:34She's gatekeeping me.
00:36I've got to spread my wings, man.
00:38Very messy!
00:40Isabella definitely caught my eye, like 100%.
00:43It was a really good kiss, it was really nice.
00:46Game on, bro.
00:52Messy.
00:58Come on then, my go.
01:10My go.
01:11Right, I'm not doing this three-way of flying the bullshit.
01:16I'm not doing this shit.
01:18Let's go for a chat.
01:19Let's go for a chat.
01:20I want to chat with my partner.
01:21Come on then.
01:22Um...
01:23I'll let you have your chat now.
01:25I want to have my chat.
01:26It's not up to you to let anyone do anything.
01:27No, I'm asking him to try and double chat.
01:29You did.
01:30So you've put yourself in this situation, so...
01:32My girl Lacey has a grin cheek-to-cheek.
01:35I know she's loving both the guys fighting over her.
01:38Mate, the problem is you're putting her in a shit spot.
01:40And I'm asking.
01:41And you're weird about it.
01:42I'm asking, like, it's got nothing to do with you now.
01:44Simple as that.
01:45Lacey, what do you want...
01:46What do you want to do now that you've been put in this shit spot?
01:48Oh, I'm sorry.
01:57Let me just quickly finish off this chat.
01:58And I'll come meet you.
01:59I'll be like ten seconds.
02:00Hold on.
02:01Okay?
02:02Count to ten and I'll be there.
02:04See, that's what I mean when it's like...
02:08Are you going to put someone in a shit position like that?
02:10Because I could have come and tried to pinch you before.
02:12But else I got a bit of respect.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Man, that was crazy to watch.
02:18Wait, so what happened?
02:19I went down and got right out and they just kept talking.
02:21I was like, fuck it.
02:22And I sat there for a minute and I said, listen here, like, this is...
02:27I'm not doing this.
02:28Like, it's my go.
02:29I just see behaviour like that.
02:31That was very controlling.
02:33Get to know him.
02:35See for yourself.
02:36But I think a good judge of character is shit.
02:39But I'll at least take you to him.
02:41Yeah, okay.
02:42So you're not sitting there having a whinge.
02:45What was I meant to do then?
02:47I wasn't just going to fold and be like, okay.
02:49You know what I mean?
02:50That's nice, Kim.
02:51There you go, mate.
02:52Oh, thanks, mate.
02:53We brought her back to you.
02:54Yeah, thanks, beloved.
02:55I guess we walk away now.
02:56All right, mate.
02:57Can you do it?
02:58Oh, wow.
02:59Clearly, you're having a jolly good time.
03:00Weekly.
03:01Well, yeah.
03:02Like, so how is your head after that trap?
03:03But, like...
03:04I don't know because, like, so, for me...
03:06You're so, like, on and off, eh?
03:08Like, you can't be like, oh, I'm so happy.
03:10And then you go have a trap.
03:11Well, like...
03:12And then you're like, now I'm lost again.
03:13Yeah, I know.
03:14Because, like, so, for me...
03:15Do you see yourself for me?
03:16I'm trying...
03:17That's what I'm trying to do.
03:18I'm trying to actually envision myself with you guys both on the outside world.
03:29Who are you?
03:30Who are you?
03:31Who are you?
03:32Who are you?
03:33Who are you?
03:34Who are you?
03:35Who are you?
03:36Who are you?
03:37Who are you?
03:38on the outside world who would make me happy and that's all I'm trying to do
03:48don't stress I'm not coming to join you as well wouldn't let you mate yeah
03:54wouldn't let you mate
03:57oh my god you're egging this on dude you're making this fuck all right I'm not going to lie I'm kind of
04:09loving it yeah I beat you up you love this wait it was like actually kind of hot like I was like
04:15oh my god oh my god oh my god I am actually into you like you don't you don't even want it's like
04:23you don't want to give this a crack like it's like it's like I do but I'm scared and it's so
04:28weird like Yana and like the ex and like that's not a thing anymore yeah okay and what if there
04:35was like a situation where it said for you and Yana to kiss what would you do I'm not willingly
04:41gonna kiss her yeah but like in a challenge like if it said you know whatever like you can deny that
04:47like you can like not do that well if that's what you want I would do that like that wouldn't ever
04:52cross my mind if you say I don't want to I would never do anything that I think that would damage
04:57this I only want you well what happened with that chat with Lacey and like is she giving you a vibe
05:11though mate she's fucking so open it's on it's on if by on you mean depending on the time of day
05:19what way the wind is blowing and if mercury is in retrograde then yes Cooper it's a hundred percent
05:24definitely
05:25you're fucking undies bro I'm hating myself
05:40oh that's quite impressive then
05:43tonight with Kai and Lacey sharing a bed in the same bedroom as me it's gonna be weird
05:50I'm just gonna block that out like I don't want to know what what's going on there so yeah it's just
05:56blocked oh this is gonna be a lovely sleep my friends well deserved mate can you not Kai oh sorry
06:03what I'm just going to sleep do you care yeah let's go and sleep now guys I'm getting off it
06:11love you all though love you all some of you love you guys
06:15love you
06:24oh baby if you wanna be high let the
06:45electric you'll shock you don't you put up a fight
06:49little production secret for you guys now as I've mentioned before the bodily gases of the
06:59islanders get so intense in the bedroom overnight that the producers have to administer oxygen every
07:05morning wave if you want some guys
07:08you'll get big as high and there's no secret
07:12ain't no nice
07:14how's your sleep
07:15it was a little light
07:17wasn't too awkward for you
07:20no it just didn't look really
07:22block it up
07:24turn it out there
07:25doing a bowl
07:26I'm a girl
07:27I want it to be like a surprise
07:29you see you do it really young
07:30I'm going to make you
07:32I'm going artistic here guys
07:35I'm more of an act of service guy the little little gestures and things like that
07:42that all just contribute to the overall strength of a connection
07:45just piece by piece it's it's getting more and more solid
07:50does anyone's name start with this
07:52he was beautiful he made it all look so pretty it was really cute
07:59I will have a little I'll have a bite
08:03thank you
08:04so good
08:05are you stinky
08:06a little bit
08:07yeah
08:09haven't deodorised this morning
08:10put a pillow there
08:10I haven't just like sat down like and like just chilled
08:20everything's so fun in here like I've had the best time
08:22yeah same
08:23some of the aspects are fun but like others are a bit stressful
08:26oh definitely there's a lot of emotions but when you reflect you're like
08:29okay it could be worse we're in a villa
08:31in Mayorka
08:33like I always think about
08:34like wow like what a blessing it is to be stressed over a guy in here
08:39because there's people dying
08:41oh my god literally
08:42there's like a whole war going on
08:44what a good problem to have
08:46yeah
08:46so true
08:48we're actually blessed to have these problems
08:49so that's a slay
08:52having slept on their differences Cooper and Kai will probably apologise to each other
08:57and move forward in a spirit of mutual respect
09:01probably
09:03yeah look I think um I was not in the wrong
09:08no one else has interrupted anyone else's chat
09:10he's going hey it's about time we go for a chat about time you just wrap it up
09:14no one's spoke to anyone like that before in here and it makes no sense to to be honest
09:17I'm actually a bit worried because I feel like they're very far in like there's just so much testosterone
09:23yeah
09:23and they're both in there better than
09:25yeah it literally is
09:27they're dead set just fighting with their dicks at this point
09:29yeah
09:30but they will just pull them
09:31when you were up there you didn't see me coming in and interrupting your conversation
09:34let you have it for as long as it's what you want
09:35it's not like you're not going to have chat because they're in bed
09:37it's not like you didn't just chat to her for an hour before that
09:40you can't just go hey you want to come for a chat
09:43no I did I
09:44well read her fucking room man
09:45yeah well
09:46because she looked dead awkward like
09:48yeah because we were arguing about it
09:50mate because you put her in a shit spot
09:51if you can't see that you're an idiot
09:53well look at the end of the day I did what I done
09:55like and like
09:56yeah
09:57it's what it is I don't care what I done
09:59I think that I'm
10:00you probably should care what you've done
10:02well I think I've done right
10:03well if that's how you feel mate
10:06that's how you feel
10:07I don't think I've done nothing wrong bro
10:09I think you barking up how you did like
10:10put us all in a shit spot yesterday like
10:12yeah right
10:13true
10:14well that's how I see it
10:15yeah mate well you obviously
10:17you've obviously got some weird vision on you
10:19but that's all good
10:21so I think he is a bit stirred up
10:23I mean really all this shows that you're immature
10:25and you've only got you know one gear to you
10:27but I think Lacey might be starting to see him for what he actually is
10:30a goose
10:31all I can do is give you the respect to go over your charts with her
10:40and I would expect the same thing in return just to
10:42because it's a respect thing
10:43but look bro I've known you for two days
10:45yeah you don't have to treat me like your best mate or anything like that
10:48but you don't have to treat people with a bit of respect
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11:27while our insurance wouldn't cover ross's face slamming into the concrete
11:43for the sake of dramatic telly
11:45it's a risk we're willing to take
11:46carry on
11:50kai is also taking a big risk as he walks towards his partner lacy talking with his ex
11:55kai that's inappropriate talk in front of your ex
11:59apologize to yana
12:02sorry babes
12:04no no no it's all good don't stress
12:09i said kai apologize i forget it
12:18um you look nice and red
12:35oh yeah thanks queen
12:38yeah i understand that i just genuinely want you to know that everything i have said to you
12:42is generally off my feelings and i think that you do need to relax a little bit
12:50yeah
12:52yeah if i'm being honest
12:54i'm being honest i was kind of just zoning in and out of the chat like i kind of was just letting him talk
12:59but i was just so like
13:02like focused on my tan if i'm being honest
13:05i was just saying like yeah yeah yeah yeah
13:09yeah
13:11tan tan tan
13:14all i know is i do know i do know what i think i want
13:21yeah yeah um i don't know yeah there was a few things that i didn't really stay in my head but i was just really in the tanning mindset
13:35um yeah
13:36um yeah
13:37anyway
13:38yeah
13:39cause this is the right place
13:41and this is the right time
13:44i promise you my place
13:46i promise you my place
13:48we don't look to your mind
13:52this is the light
13:54i am feeling very boot up
13:58like guys like it's so random
14:00like i feel so chill and zen
14:03you were foot massaging last night weren't you
14:06foot massaging
14:07yeah yeah yeah
14:08keep doing some shit man are you working again
14:09i like a little massage
14:10is he baby
14:11like he's so chewing like i feel like he just like listens to me
14:15just like the little things like he notices me across the room i honestly can't complain
14:20do you think there is many possibilities or situations where your head could ever be turned
14:24really really enjoying it so why would i jeopardize that
14:30three two one
14:33daddy
14:34let's go
14:36daddy daddy daddy daddy
14:37the nightly toast is a chance to stamp your mark on the villa
14:51you're up sean give us something astounding
14:54cheers to the summer of love
14:56cheers
14:57cheers
14:58cheers
14:59cheers
15:00cheers
15:01cheers
15:02cheers
15:03cheers
15:04cheers
15:05cheers
15:06cheers
15:07cheers
15:09cheers
15:10cheers
15:11time moves quickly in here babe
15:12yeah i know how was your day anyway
15:13um it was nice oh i was so happy to just like get some sun
15:17how are you feeling you're like in a weird position
15:20what's more weird position i don't know what's going on
15:23where your head's at i have no idea
15:26i don't know where my head's at too babe
15:28yeah i feel like i'm in this
15:30you've been tanning all day
15:31i've been tanning but also thinking like i feel like i'm just in this constant tug of war
15:36like you know what i mean i feel like i have a chat with you and then i'm like okay yeah
15:42like yep and then i have a chat with kai and i'm like oh i know i'm very aware of that
15:47yeah like i feel like it's like you know what i mean i don't know what come
15:54oh shit
15:55i got a text
15:57guys lacey got a text
16:00islanders it's time to take aim and shoot your shot in tonight's game
16:06tupus arrow hashtag hit the bullseye hashtag love at first flight
16:13yes
16:15game night it's game night
16:18game night
16:19yay
16:21oh my god holy fuck
16:32oh you're taking action
16:34i feel like a victoria's secret angel and i'm ready to kiss some boys
16:48i'm the world's first cupid with a mallet
17:01it's time to play cupid's arrow
17:05one at a time islanders are blindfolded and must take aim at a board containing three faces chosen by the others
17:15oh fuck it
17:17whoever they hit they must kiss
17:20sorry
17:22think pin the tail on the donkey minus the tail the donkey and any shred of dignity
17:28oh
17:29oh
17:30oh
17:31oh
17:32oh
17:33oh
17:34oh
17:35oh
17:36oh
17:37oh
17:38oh
17:39oh
17:40oh
17:41oh
17:42oh
17:43oh
17:44Oh
17:45oh
17:46Dave
17:47oh
17:48oh
17:49oh
17:50yeah
18:13Oh, do I go or what?
18:19I don't know where this board is, mate.
18:25Where's the board, brother?
18:32Hey, bro, it could have been a lot worse.
18:37Once again, I have to kiss my ex-boyfriend.
18:41I mean, like, it's a bit of a piss-sock,
18:43but it's just all a game at the end of the day.
18:47Ooh.
18:48Okay.
18:50Wow.
18:51I'm sorry.
18:53Well done, well done.
18:57I really feel like this was his time to show me
18:59that he really, like, doesn't want anything to do with her
19:03because that's what he's been telling me.
19:05Like, he could have literally just kissed her on the cheek
19:08or kissed her just a quick little peck,
19:10but no, he's got all his tongue in there, babe.
19:16Uh-oh.
19:17I got a text.
19:18Wee.
19:19Wee.
19:21Islanders, you know what would add some spice to this game?
19:24Oh.
19:24A new Smoking Hot Girl bombshell.
19:32Hashtag kaboom.
19:36Fuck yeah.
19:37Let's go.
19:40I'm Tamara.
19:41I'm 28.
19:42I'm an international model from Ireland,
19:44living in Melbourne, Australia.
19:48I'm not afraid to go after what I want.
19:52If I see my tall, dark and handsome man waiting for me
19:55with another woman,
19:56I have no problem in fighting for him.
20:00I haven't been rejected yet,
20:01and I'm not about to let it happen here.
20:02Maybe I'm super natural.
20:05Maybe I'm super natural.
20:07Maybe I'm super natural.
20:08Oh, shit.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:09Oh, my God.
20:11How the hell are you, Islanders?
20:12Oh, my God.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:15Wait, I actually...
20:16Wait, this is mixed.
20:17Oh, it's mixed.
20:18Oh, it's mixed.
20:19Oh, it's mixed.
20:21Now, that is a fucking hot bomb, baby.
20:25That's what we needed.
20:26Maybe I'm super natural.
20:29Maybe I'm...
20:30Maybe I'm...
20:30Oh, my God.
20:50Oh, shit.
20:53How the hell are you, Islanders?
20:54Yes, all right.
20:55How's that?
20:57She walks in.
20:58She looks hot.
20:59She looks tall.
21:01Tamara, how are you?
21:02Hey, John.
21:03Nice to meet you.
21:03Hey, how are you doing?
21:04She looks like a model,
21:06and then she opens up her mouth,
21:08and she's Irish.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:10You guys are so sexy.
21:11I'm dying.
21:12What the hell?
21:13Stop it.
21:14How's my luck?
21:15Luck of the Irish.
21:16One more side.
21:18She's the second tall, isn't she?
21:20Model figure.
21:21Stunning body.
21:23Sweet, yeah.
21:24Gorgeous face.
21:25Hello.
21:25Hello.
21:26Dark, brunet hair.
21:28I might have some competition on my hands here.
21:30She's got the same colour hair as me.
21:32Hello.
21:32How are you?
21:33I'm Tamara.
21:33I'm Ross.
21:34Nice to meet you.
21:35She's gorgeous.
21:36I love the light eyes.
21:37I love the dark hair,
21:38and I do love an accent.
21:40There was just six really hot men staring at me,
21:42and, like, I was going to hug them,
21:44and they're all so tall and, like, smell so nice.
21:46I was like, okay.
21:47I feel like I'm going to do okay here.
21:49I was quite happy.
21:51Sorry about the outfits.
21:52I know.
21:53This is crazy.
21:54Sorry I didn't dress for the occasion.
21:55I'm, like, so opposite.
21:58How's your night?
21:59Just getting started.
22:00Just getting started by the sounds of it.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03The boys are all glued to her, I can see,
22:05and I do not blame them,
22:07but, Connor, keep your eyes over here, please.
22:10So, was it Tamara?
22:11Yes.
22:12Tamara.
22:12And you're from Ireland?
22:13Yes.
22:14How old are you?
22:1528.
22:15Do you live in Australia?
22:17I live in Melbourne.
22:18Ooh.
22:18Yeah.
22:19How about you guys?
22:20Are you all Australian?
22:21We're all Aussie.
22:22Oh, my God.
22:23That's so crazy.
22:24Yeah.
22:25You obviously like Aussies.
22:26Well, apparently, yeah.
22:27I've been there for, like, four years, so.
22:29True.
22:29Yeah, you can't get rid of me now.
22:30What's your type?
22:32Oh, yes, what's your type?
22:33Oh, my gosh.
22:34I don't know.
22:34I feel like I've dated so many different types,
22:37so I feel like just anyone that's funny
22:39and, like, a good time.
22:40Okay.
22:41Anyone that says they're into a funny guy off the bat,
22:44my eyes kind of light up,
22:46because I'm like, okay, I could have a chance here.
22:48What about you guys?
22:49That's my type.
22:50This one.
22:51She's like him.
22:52She's like, hands off.
22:54What do you do for work?
22:56I work as a model.
22:57Oh, model.
22:59She's a model, I'm a model,
23:00she's a model, I'm a model.
23:02I mean, what more could you want?
23:05Which boy caught your eye first?
23:06Why don't you go to...
23:08That made me a little bit uncomfortable.
23:17I was like, okay, stay in your lane.
23:22He has a wife, so which one caught your eye second?
23:25Everyone's coupled up.
23:26I'm the only single boy.
23:28I am a little bit salty.
23:29She picked Connor instead of me, I must admit.
23:31Should we get back into the game?
23:32Okay, let's get back into it.
23:35I think it's your turn.
23:36It's me?
23:37Yeah, I think so.
23:39I mean, I walked into the Love Island Villa,
23:41and within the first five minutes,
23:42I was blindfolded in a pink, fluffy blindfold,
23:46holding an arrow,
23:47and trying to walk my way towards this board
23:50and not fall over.
23:52Anyone's a winner there, to be honest.
23:53Which way?
23:53Just anywhere.
23:54Everyone's fine, yeah.
23:55And, yeah, you could say
24:00that was a bit of an insane introduction, for sure.
24:09He's a really good kisser.
24:11It was good.
24:12I was quite happy.
24:14Fun little kiss for tomorrow.
24:15Bit worried what Gabby might be thinking,
24:17but who doesn't love an opportunity
24:19to kiss someone else,
24:20especially the new bombshell?
24:21He's 22, by the way.
24:23Six years, Gabby!
24:28Oh, shit, well done.
24:31He's giving Cougar.
24:35It was a tough watch.
24:39Wait, wait, wait.
24:40Oh, I've got a really good idea.
24:42If you put Cooper there,
24:43I swear to fucking God.
24:45Oh, yes, babe.
24:46Wait, wait, wait.
24:47It'll be funny either way.
24:49It'll be funny either way.
24:51What does that even mean?
24:53Mate, just be careful.
24:58Go, Slick.
24:58Off you go.
25:03Mick, be careful, brother.
25:05Yeah!
25:07Oh, no, Mick, Mick.
25:08No, Mick, Mick, no.
25:10No, Mick, Mick, no.
25:11Go, Mick!
25:12Go!
25:12Go!
25:17Get your fucking head in and go!
25:19Oh, my God!
25:20Cooper, mate.
25:23All I wanted was a little smooch, mate, on the side of the cheek.
25:26On the cheek.
25:26On the cheek.
25:26You kiss it on the cheek.
25:28No, Mick, no, Mick, no.
25:28I'm going to fucking work.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Have you seen the serums and snake oils and snail slime he puts all over his face?
25:38It's like, you don't want to put your lips on that.
25:41Oh!
25:42All right, let's play ball.
25:44Let's go.
25:44Go, take your woman.
25:46I'm shooting my shot because she's hot and I like what I see.
25:50I really do.
25:52Oh, my God.
25:53Oh, my God.
25:54Oh, my God.
25:55Oh, my God.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57Bye.
25:58Very nice, steamy kiss.
25:59Passionate, sensual.
26:00Really nice.
26:01Ooh.
26:02It's a good kiss.
26:03Yeah.
26:04Woo!
26:05Hell yeah.
26:06Just worked.
26:07The flowed, you know?
26:08It's what I've been waiting for.
26:10Single boy, Cooper.
26:15Oh, shit.
26:16I looked at the board, and my face was on there three times.
26:18So I was like, well, I guess I'm going up there again.
26:20I feel like I might as well just stay up here in this place.
26:23Oh!
26:24Oh!
26:25Oh!
26:26Oh, yeah!
26:28What's that hand, brother?
26:34I took that one in full stride and had a nice little steamy kiss with her.
26:38Jump up.
26:39Ooh.
26:40Ooh, shit.
26:42Islanders, you know what would make this game even sparkier?
26:47A smoking hot new boy bar!
26:49Ooh!
26:50Ooh!
26:51Ooh!
26:52Ooh!
26:53Ooh!
26:54Ooh!
26:55Ooh!
26:56The reaction from the girls is very interesting.
26:58They were all very, very excited.
27:00Ooh!
27:01Ooh!
27:02Ooh!
27:03Ooh!
27:04Ooh!
27:05Ooh!
27:06Ooh!
27:07Ooh!
27:08Ooh!
27:09Ooh!
27:10I'm Matteo.
27:11I'm 26, and I'm a tradie from Newcastle.
27:15I'm tall.
27:16I'm tanned.
27:17I've got the tattoos.
27:18I'm naughty to fuck around.
27:19I'm ready, ready to go.
27:21The other boys, they might be boyfriend material, but I'm husband material for sure.
27:25I'm ready, ready to go.
27:27Ooh!
27:28Hey!
27:29Oh, my God!
27:30Oh, my God!
27:31Oh, my God!
27:32Oh, my God!
27:33In walks, this, like, tanned, tall, dark, tutted, handsome guy.
27:40Damn.
27:41Oh, wait.
27:42He's hot.
27:43Oh, really?
27:44Yeah, I think he's hot.
27:45Yeah.
27:46Welcome to the villa!
27:47Hi!
27:48This is crazy.
27:49I like your tattoos.
27:50I said tattoos are so nice.
27:53This man is hotter than his son.
27:55He is so fucking hot.
27:58Oh, my God!
27:59I can't even deal with it right now.
28:01Puts all the boys to shame.
28:03I'm gonna put on the show.
28:08I'm ready, ready to go.
28:20We're midway through tonight's villa game.
28:22Now, most of the girls are at least pretty stable in their current couples,
28:26so they probably don't remotely care that a new bombshell is on his way to the villa.
28:32A smoking hot new boi boi!
28:35Oh, shit!
28:37Hey!
28:38Oh, my God!
28:39Hey!
28:40Oh, my God!
28:41Oh, my God!
28:42Hey!
28:43Oh, shit!
28:44Oh, I think it's like...
28:45Hi.
28:46Oh, my goodness.
28:47What have I walked into?
28:48This is crazy.
28:49Hi!
28:50Hi!
28:51How's everyone?
28:52Hi!
28:53Holy shit.
28:54Mateo, I love a woman.
28:55Nice to meet you.
28:56I'll go this way.
28:57Oh, my God.
28:58Oh, my goodness.
28:59Ross.
29:00Oh, wait, he's hot.
29:01Yeah, I think he's hot.
29:02Mateo, so lovely to meet you.
29:04Nice to meet you, bro.
29:05Fuck.
29:06Did he have to be double-sleeved up, handsome, and good-looking?
29:09Hi.
29:10Isabel.
29:11Nice to meet you.
29:12Mateo.
29:13Mateo, lovely to meet you.
29:14Hi, I'm Fiona.
29:15Nice to meet you.
29:16Mateo, and who's this?
29:17Hi, I'm Gabby.
29:18Mateo, look.
29:19Lovely to meet you.
29:20Welcome to Villa!
29:21This man is so fucking hot.
29:22He's so pretty.
29:23I love his tattoos.
29:24Like, I just want to, like, explore his body.
29:28Mateo?
29:29Mateo.
29:30Mateo.
29:31How old are you?
29:3226.
29:3326.
29:34Yeah, yeah.
29:35Where are you from?
29:36Sydney.
29:37Oh, my God!
29:38What style, Sunny?
29:39Sorry?
29:40What style, Sunny?
29:41Capricorn.
29:42Oh, same!
29:43Really?
29:44That was a froth.
29:45Rapid fire with questions.
29:46Look at them all.
29:47Bro, he smells really good.
29:48Like, everything.
29:49No, I'm kidding.
29:50That's pretty much it.
29:51Yeah.
29:52Terry smells like a dream.
29:53Delicious.
29:54Um, what's your type?
29:55Type?
29:56Yeah.
29:57Looks and personality.
29:58Yeah, I feel like two big qualities I look for in someone.
30:01Uh, I feel like someone who's not, like, a pushover.
30:03Yeah.
30:04So, someone that has, like, cojones, like, balls, right?
30:07Then can stand up for themselves.
30:08Big balls.
30:09Right?
30:10Oh, my God.
30:11Mans is in heaven because that's all of us girls in here.
30:13Yeah.
30:14And someone that's ambitious has, like, you know, something, you know, something to do
30:18with their life.
30:19You get what I mean?
30:20Like, work-wise, so.
30:21So, my tit is telling me he's a good guy.
30:24My tit is telling me he's the kind of guy that you want to show off to your family and,
30:29yeah, take home to your dad.
30:31How's everyone here?
30:32Like, is anyone, like, wiped off or anything, or?
30:34I'm open.
30:35Yeah, cool.
30:36I'm very open.
30:37Oh, wow.
30:38Wow.
30:39Yeah, yeah.
30:40I love that.
30:41Saying, yeah, she's really, really open when, um, I've been getting to know her the last
30:44couple of days.
30:45Should we, should we get back to the game?
30:46We got, we got the new Bombshells turn.
30:48This baby.
30:49A little fluffy pink blindfolds for you.
30:52What the hell?
30:53Hey, Matteo, how tall are you?
30:55Six on the dot.
30:57Hmm.
30:58Like, so 5'10"?
31:01Do you think I look 5'10"?
31:03Be nice.
31:04Yeah.
31:05I've never been asked about, like, my height, so that was like, what the hell?
31:10Like, I'm dead set six foot on the dot.
31:13That's wild.
31:14This is crazy.
31:15I can't see shit, eh?
31:18Swing it, swing it round.
31:19To the right.
31:20Swing it round, swing it round.
31:21Go up, go up.
31:22Yes.
31:23Oh, yeah.
31:24Oh, yeah.
31:25Good.
31:26Good.
31:27Oh, yeah.
31:28Okay.
31:29Isabelle definitely caught my eye, like, a hundred percent.
31:32Okay.
31:33Lovely to meet you.
31:34Oh, yes.
31:39Oh.
31:40Okay.
31:41It wasn't great to watch.
31:42I'm not gonna lie.
31:43He looks like a pretty decent kisser.
31:47It was a really good kiss.
31:48It was really nice.
31:49He definitely had, like, a similar kissing style to me, which I thought was really nice.
31:54I can tell he is into her.
31:58Game on, bro.
32:04I thought he was gonna throw it.
32:07Very good.
32:11Get smooching.
32:12Hello.
32:13Ooh.
32:14That was smooth.
32:15She's so cute.
32:17Oh, he grabbed his wallet.
32:18That was so easy.
32:19Sorry, baby.
32:20She's gatekeeping me.
32:21She's protecting her mans.
32:22Let me...
32:23I gotta spread my wings, man.
32:24Look, it's a little bit awkward, to be honest, but whatever.
32:35Oh, my God!
32:36I got with the laughing.
32:37I'm actually dead.
32:39I enjoyed the kiss.
32:40Not gonna lie.
32:41All right, go.
32:42Hey!
32:43Nice.
32:44Yeah, done.
32:45That's clear.
32:46That's clear.
32:47Okay.
32:48This game is just getting better and better.
32:51He's definitely very, very attractive.
32:54The cheekbones...
32:55Wow.
32:56Take me now!
32:58Oh, oh!
32:59Oh!
33:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:01And the ashes are right up by his nose.
33:05I think that all came off me, kissing fucking yarns.
33:09Wow
33:21Passion on with Mateo. I think that all came off me kissing fucking y'all really she was really trying to make a statement with that and pissing me off
33:28He's very sensual
33:34Yeah, the kiss it was just like slow and just like I don't know it was just like little sparks
33:47Yeah, that was nice. I'm that's probably the best kiss I had tonight 100% with Lacey
33:54Yeah, he's good kiss off. Yeah
33:56And I was so bad if it's more competition it's more competition so they're gonna make me grow and honor
34:02Kai's 100% jealous. He knows that this guy is a threat
34:26It's time when I walk
34:29Walk, walk, walk
34:31Two new bombshells have hit the villa and yes one is Irish but as with last year I will show no favoritism whatsoever
34:38To perfect Irish Queen Tamara, and I hope she wins
34:44Excuse me, okay
34:46So tell us your life story
34:48I
34:50Is it 60 minutes? Oh my god
34:52How's your relationship with your father?
34:54That is an insane question
34:57I really don't want to do this to you right now
35:00Dead Dad's Club all around here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good on you mate
35:03And what's your relationship with your father?
35:05This is what I like about Tamara she comes in we pull her for a chat and she's the one leading us in the chat
35:14Which shows either one our incompetency to chat or two the fact that she's a boss bitch. I
35:19Feel like we we are such different questions to the girls. I'm just saying we we suck it up
35:24Yeah, they're probably just like so how was your day?
35:26Is everyone being nice?
35:29Can I ask you a question what did me what made you come on love island? Oh good question for love definitely definitely
35:34I would love to meet someone. I'm in my absolute prime right now
35:37Like I've got everything in life, but that person that I could kind of share it with you know
35:41Like I don't need someone but it'd be nice to kind of have someone. Yeah. Love that. Yeah, that's nice
35:47You're so cute. Yeah, of course. I think Matteo is really sexy. Yeah, I think he's hot
35:52He definitely seemed emotionally intelligent and just like someone that you could sit down with and just speak for hours
35:57There's a lot of depth to that man. Have you had relationships in the past? Oh, yes
36:01And what if what if they looked like?
36:03Like I feel like my last one
36:05Yeah, yeah, my last one was roughly two and a half years and that was nice
36:09I was probably the first girl that I've like truly truly like loved. Yeah
36:13Um, unfortunately, yeah did and yeah, I was like a year and a half go rough. Yeah, okay
36:18She was the first woman that kind of had them like balls and stuff and like like a strong woman like very confident
36:23Literally every single girl here is
36:26We have bigger balls than all of them
36:35Okay, so you're a model do you have you dated fellow models? Yeah, and how was that fun exclusively actually fun or are you taking the piss?
36:44Both, okay, okay. No, it's good about easy. Yeah, I know that's thanks for the big answer. Yeah. Well, you'll see
36:53Yeah, after a crack at a hand
36:55Yeah, it's great. Should we just go through what we did? I'm doing better than you Cripps. Hey
37:00It's the biggest villa rivalry right now. It's Mick and Cooper always batting heads a little bit
37:06Yeah, should we just say our names and how old we are? You've got feathers in your hair. I know Cooper is infatuated
37:14He is non-stop just staring at her into her eyes. Thank you. What is happening? Wait, turn around. Oh, okay. Oh
37:22Mick is hard to read. He always keeps his cards close to his chest, but you know even I could see he's doing a bit of oogling
37:28Thank you covered in feathers
37:34And it'll be interesting now to see him fight over a girl
37:37Do you want a snack?
37:43Yeah, you want to give her a snack?
37:45Yeah
37:46This is my palace
37:48Uh-huh
37:49Lacey is annoyed that Kai kissed Yana in the challenge. Kai, this is your chance to show some composure and calm the tensions
37:58Maybe start by saying something comforting
38:01So what was that about? What was what about?
38:03Are you looking at me going you're off me?
38:05Yeah
38:06What for?
38:07Earlier today we had a conversation. I said like in a in a challenge like would you kiss Yana and you were like
38:13Well, I don't want her like that was your opportunity to just kiss her on the cheek or just make it less of a like tongue thing
38:20You know what I mean? I'm saying like that was your that was your time to at least show me something. Do you know what I mean?
38:25Look I think
38:27It's a bit shit that Lacey is annoyed by me kissing Yana in the challenge the way she went out fucking old mate
38:35Passing on with Mateo. I think she really tried to make a statement with that and pissing me off
38:40Oh, you did the same thing and then you started strutting out by her
38:43Yeah, but it's your ex, babe, come on
38:44You started strutting out going, oh yeah, I'm single, oh yeah, pick me, pick me, I'm single pretty much like it looks like shit
38:49You're saying fucking big me
38:51Well, it sort of was like that and I was like, fuck right, well
38:54I am disappointed in Kai, I feel like that was like his time to really prove to me
39:05I think I'm gonna be able to like
39:09Do you want to chat?
39:10Like it's just weird
39:11Do you want to chat?
39:12Yeah, sure
39:18You know that it's not in the picture
39:21I don't know that though
39:22You do, I've told you so many fucking times
39:24You need to trust me for once
39:26I don't know how you don't believe me when all I have given is me to you and no one else
39:35I don't know what you want from me then
39:37Cause I guess you just don't want it really
39:41If I didn't want anything to do with you, I wouldn't be having these conversations with you
39:45Does that make sense? I wouldn't, I just genuinely wouldn't give a fuck and I would just walk away
39:49Obviously I care
39:51Um, I'm sorry and I don't want to hurt your feelings
39:55And I don't want you to think that you're ever so embarrassed cause you're not
39:58Cause you're all what I fucking want to do
40:01I'm not
40:02I don't even care
40:03Like I look at that bone and
40:05Like she's a gorgeous girl but it's like I don't even care
40:07I'm not interested
40:10En serio
40:12Este tipo habla ingles
40:16Bolo de pelo
40:17So how are you going?
40:19Um
40:20No, let's talk about you first
40:21Why?
40:23I want to
40:24Cool
40:26Gary, do you have questions or what?
40:28No but like yeah, how are you feeling?
40:29Good
40:30Really good
40:31Yeah, you seem really calm
40:32Yeah
40:33What are you like looking for in the villa?
40:34Like attributes
40:35Yeah
40:36Ooh
40:37Someone that's got emotional intelligence definitely
40:39Confidence as well, that's massive
40:41And as I said before, just someone that's not a pushover
40:44A stronger woman I guess
40:45That's cool
40:46Hmm
40:47It was very flattering being asked by Matteo for a chat
40:51I'm definitely open to getting to know Matteo
40:54He has a lot of traits that will tick my boxes so far
40:58A little bit about me
40:59Yep
41:00Yeah, I was actually engaged at the start of the year
41:02Yeah
41:04Six months, really?
41:05Yeah
41:06Where's your head out with that though?
41:08Like, do you think that's
41:09Yeah, no I'm like very like content with how that relationship ended
41:12Like it wasn't like toxic or anything like that
41:14Was it like a long relo or?
41:15Yeah, it was like five years
41:16Yeah
41:17Yeah, right
41:18But yeah, no I definitely am like prefer relationships
41:20Yeah, of course
41:21Same, definitely same
41:22Yeah
41:23It's probably the longest I've been single like
41:24Yeah
41:25Like content I feel like
41:26Yeah
41:27About myself since being single
41:28Is that I like know exactly what I want
41:30And like I don't really tolerate what I don't want
41:31100%
41:32Yeah, that's huge
41:33Yeah
41:34That's actually a big like green tick
41:35Thank you
41:36I'm not even taking a piss
41:37That's like yeah
41:38This is gonna sound fucking crazy
41:40Um
41:41Instantly when I did speak to her
41:44I got the tiniest little bit of butterflies
41:47And I feel like I haven't felt that in years
41:50Yes
41:51Not gonna lie
41:52When all of us were talking
41:53Yeah
41:54He was like
41:55On his ear
41:56Yeah, yeah, yeah
41:57Like
41:58I literally said to Lacey
41:59I was like
42:00Does he know that there's five of us girls?
42:01Yeah
42:02He was literally sitting on the chair just facing Izzy like
42:04Yeah
42:07It's a bit fucking
42:08They're laughing a lot
42:09Oh my god
42:10Maybe he will pick Izzy
42:12Maybe
42:13And then I'll go
42:14Boom
42:16I wouldn't say that
42:17Yeah
42:18It's hard
42:19It's not easy to like
42:20Sort of just watch someone tune your chick
42:22Obviously
42:23I am
42:24Not trying to listen at all
42:25But
42:26Hopefully it's not too good
42:28Would you like your two there?
42:40Thank you
42:43Mmm
42:44It's fucking hot
42:45Enjoy your 30 minutes in a teepee with her mate
42:46Because I will be enjoying a lot of laughs in bed with her tonight
42:49What are you looking at?
42:50You have seven, seven, seven
42:51I do
42:52Yes
42:53Yeah
42:54Why the necklace?
42:55I'm curious
42:57Because of the angel numbers and what it means
42:59But also like sevens
43:00Like there's a few sevens for me this year
43:01A few sevens?
43:02Aligned with
43:03Yeah
43:04Yeah, right
43:05So I've just got my necklace
43:06Do you think you're lucky?
43:07Like are you a lucky girl?
43:08100%
43:09Yeah, good
43:10If you don't believe you're lucky, you won't be lucky
43:11Oh, that's cracker
43:13That's awesome
43:14Fucking O
43:17You like that?
43:18That was awesome
43:19I feel like I do have good instinct, 100%
43:21Um
43:22I think this is definitely something I should pursue tomorrow
43:26If the chats get, you know, better and better then
43:29I'm just gonna have to swoop in there and try and see if that feeling's reciprocated
43:34I'm fucking joking
43:35Are you talking about it?
43:36I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking
43:37I'm joking, I'm joking
43:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry
43:39What a beautiful night, we've got beaming bright lights, breathtaking bombshells and boys, big boys, brainless boys, big brainless boys, sorry lads I ran out of positive B words
43:50Have they showed you this little part?
43:51The what?
43:52This little nook part?
43:53Yes
43:54Beautiful
43:55I've had a great tour
43:56First person to get Tamara, thank you, snatch that, come for a chat
43:58What are you chasing in here, like what's kind of like a guy that you're looking for?
43:59I love someone who's a bit nerdy, but I'm very nerdy
44:00Do you read a couple books?
44:01I read, play video games all the time
44:02Really
44:03So I like that
44:04What's the game machine do you have?
44:05What's the game machine do you have?
44:06The boys?
44:07Brainless boys
44:08Brainless boys
44:09Brainless boys
44:10Brainless boys
44:11Big brainless boys
44:12Sorry lads I ran out of positive B words
44:14Have they showed you this little part?
44:15The what?
44:16This little nook part?
44:17Yes
44:18Beautiful
44:19I have had a great tour
44:20First person to get Tamara
44:21Thank you
44:22Snatch that
44:23Come for a chat
44:24What are you chasing any other
44:25What's kind of like a guy that you're looking for?
44:26I don't like that.
44:27What game machine do you like a player to?
44:29Game, because this is how people game.
44:31Because that's nerdy.
44:32Yeah, this is how we game.
44:33Exactly.
44:34Like this.
44:35She sat down and I go, hang on a second, you're pretty and you can talk shit and you've got
44:38a bit going on between your ears.
44:39So I was like, all right, cool.
44:41This is great.
44:42I'll be straightforward with you.
44:44There's been no one that's really gone out and grabbed me just on an intellectual level.
44:49Okay.
44:50I want something that's like mentally stimulating.
44:52Were you coupled up at the beginning?
44:54I was coupled up with Yana, that city girl that was sort of...
44:57Okay.
44:58So she was pinched by one of the bombshells, okay?
44:59Yeah, Mick, the guy that can't fucking string a sentence together.
45:02Oh, Mick.
45:03Okay.
45:04Yes.
45:05I'd just like mind him up for fun, but obviously.
45:06It's too easy though.
45:07Yeah.
45:08You know sometimes you'll try a little bit.
45:09He's getting to his limits with you, I think.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Yeah.
45:13Which makes me push it a bit more.
45:14You're pushing his buttons, bro.
45:15Yeah.
45:16It's funny.
45:17So I was kind of really hoping that someone could come in with a bit of shit about him,
45:21a bit of talk.
45:22Okay.
45:23I was like, this is perfect, because I got the text.
45:26That's amazing.
45:27I definitely think Cooper's coming on a little strong.
45:29It's definitely a lot.
45:30Look at this.
45:31Maybe it's just a little intense for me this quickly.
45:36Did Mick get to go chat to her?
45:38Nah.
45:39Not yet.
45:40I think Coop's going a bit hard.
45:42Like I think you've just got to like, obviously you want to pull her, but you've got to like
45:45give her a bit of space as well.
45:47Yeah.
45:48You can't do it for too long.
45:49Yeah.
45:50Yeah, baby!
45:51Oi, you look good, babe.
45:52He's back, bitch.
45:53He's back!
45:54Yeah!
45:55Oi!
45:56You gonna steal her for a chat?
45:57Yeah, mate.
45:58So I'm desperate to speak to Tamara, and old mate Cooper's up there fucking chatting
46:02absolute dribble like he always does.
46:04Melbourne's so big, isn't it?
46:06Yeah, massive.
46:07There you go.
46:08Oh!
46:09Oh!
46:10Where's the angel outfit?
46:11This is better, isn't it?
46:12I'm dressed up for you.
46:13I don't know.
46:14I'm dressed up for you.
46:16Cooper's gonna hate this.
46:17I was coming to pull you for a chat, but then looks like you're into something.
46:21I'll give you, I'll be back in five.
46:23Come back in five?
46:24I'll switch you over.
46:25You got time for me after that?
46:26I have time for you, yeah.
46:27I'll leave you with Cooper Trooper for now, all right?
46:29All right.
46:30Right now I feel like me and Cooper have been talking for like three to five business days.
46:33So, I don't know what those five extra minutes were even for.
46:44You got four minutes, brother.
46:45Oh, he loves scaring the pond.
46:47Yeah.
46:48He fucking loves it.
46:49I feel like even, I can't laugh too hard because Coops will hate me, you know?
46:51I'm like, oh, but it's funny.
46:52But you just go like this.
46:54Mmm.
46:55He's going back again.
46:57Sorry to interrupt again.
46:58I don't know.
46:59Would you like a cup of tea?
47:00Please.
47:01Green or red or, um...
47:03Black.
47:04Black.
47:05With milk?
47:06Please.
47:07Sugar?
47:08No, thank you.
47:09How about yourself?
47:10I'll take one, brother.
47:11And any milk or...?
47:12Good luck to you Mick.
47:13I'm sure you'll fuck it up.
47:14Sorry, Megan.
47:15We're back.
47:16Yep.
47:17Look, we've got a few options.
47:18Oh, we've got an actual fold selection.
47:20Is that the rest of it?
47:21I thought it was jelly.
47:22Oh, that's a good start.
47:23Oh, that's a good start.
47:24Oh, that's a good start.
47:26I love it.
47:27Anyway.
47:28I'll be back.
47:29I'll be back.
47:30Oh, you're actually the...
47:32My pants are falling down too.
47:34Honestly, it was kind of hilarious.
47:37He's a vibe for sure.
47:39Yeah.
47:40Someone's cup of tea.
47:41Pun intended.
47:42And they're just like, yeah, go like that.
47:47I'm like, all right.
47:48You're like, I can do that short.
47:49Exactly.
47:50Time's up, Tiger.
47:51Switch it over.
47:52But...
47:54Unfortunately for Mick, I've set the bar quite high.
47:57Catch you later.
47:59Won't drop any tea.
48:00And him with tea in hand has to try and back that up.
48:04This is sick, by the way.
48:06My belt?
48:07Yeah.
48:08Yeah, I'm a bit of a fashionista.
48:09It's fashion oyster, Mick.
48:11If you got that throwback, congratulations.
48:13You should be a Love Island superfan.
48:15You didn't want to talk to me dressed like an angel?
48:17Nah.
48:18Just in front of myself.
48:19Right.
48:20There could have been better times when you walked in, I think.
48:21Maybe.
48:22But anyway, you're here.
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