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Love Island Australia - Season 7 Episode 9
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00:00Yana's quick out of the bed. I assume she's running to get Kai's birthday present and she's wrapped it beautifully with all the red flags he gave her.
00:12Oh you got your birthday pants on brother.
00:14Oh shit. Woo!
00:16That was coming in hot there brother.
00:20To the kids. To the kids.
00:22Is there anyone you get you on?
00:31Um, I feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday is definitely Isabella and the one that I had the nicest kiss with was Lazy.
00:41Yeah, yeah.
00:42Hi peps.
00:43Hi gorgeous.
00:45So today it is Kai's birthday and I do want to do something special for him.
00:49I feel like we have had a bit of a rough time just getting to know each other.
00:57So I just really want to show him that I do care.
00:59Okay, so don't tell anyone. Like don't tell the guys.
01:02But I'm gonna, um, like...
01:03Surprise guys.
01:04Surprise guys.
01:05So I'm gonna need your help.
01:06I'm thinking I'm gonna lay something down near the fire pit.
01:09Maybe like a blanket and pillows.
01:11And then I want to make like a nibblies board.
01:13So maybe like, yeah.
01:14For charcuteries.
01:15Yeah babe, can you help me with that?
01:16Yeah.
01:17I called on Chef Slick Mick to come in and help with the charcuterie board today for Kai.
01:20Which I was, to be honest, slightly flattered about.
01:22She's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning.
01:24Okay, we're gonna get creative.
01:26Is this cheese?
01:27Is this?
01:28I wouldn't use that one.
01:29I think it's like...
01:30Okay.
01:31It's a bad start when you have to say, is this cheese?
01:33Yeah, no, that's actually so true.
01:35I really like it.
01:36Like Mick did his little thing.
01:37Oh, what about a carrot?
01:38No.
01:39We're not doing carrots.
01:40And I was kind of like, no, don't put that in there.
01:43Yes, put that in there.
01:44Like it really just came together really nice.
01:46I want him thinking that like I'm very much wife's material.
01:49You know what I mean?
01:50Is this giving wife's material?
01:51I think it is.
01:52Like, even though I made it.
01:53Shhh.
01:54Guys, I need to set up the whole picnic vibe without him seeing anything.
02:01You know?
02:02Oh, what have we got going up here?
02:03Nothing.
02:04Go back down.
02:05Right, now.
02:06I'm hungry.
02:07Babe, get back down there and work on that tan.
02:10Snack time is not right now.
02:14Are you on slick?
02:15Okay, we need to distract Kai, please.
02:19What are you doing?
02:20Sip at the pool.
02:22What are you doing?
02:23What's up?
02:24I'm just like chilling.
02:25You look nice.
02:26You too, babe.
02:27Sip needs more pillows.
02:29It was all, you know, in a strategy in the set up.
02:32How can I set the scene for her?
02:33Because she's painting that picture in her head for me.
02:35And I really wanted to deliver it for her.
02:37Because she's come to me trusting me.
02:38So when you put your trust in me, I deliver.
02:40Can I go for a char?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Like in the room?
02:43Oh yeah.
02:44Do you want to go in the bedroom?
02:49I'm kind of like tired.
02:51The sun is like draining me a little bit.
02:53Give me the, all clear.
02:55The cute, yeah.
02:56Maybe do it like a, oh!
02:58I'll just do it like this.
03:00Yep.
03:01Oh no, you little babies.
03:03You like those sunnies?
03:04Yeah, I do.
03:05They're good.
03:06I reckon they actually look better on me than you.
03:08Oh, exactly.
03:09Yeah?
03:10Tell me when he's coming down.
03:11Try and just not spy on him.
03:13Okay, I want to find some sun, but like talking private.
03:16Should we go down here?
03:18Good girl, good girl!
03:19Good girl, good girl!
03:20Good girl, good girl!
03:21Good girl!
03:22Good girl!
03:23Good girl!
03:24Good girl!
03:25Do you feel like a baby?
03:26Oh!
03:27Look at you, eh?
03:28Huh?
03:29That's cute.
03:30Is it?
03:31That's really cute.
03:32Wow.
03:33I like this.
03:34That's mad.
03:35Oh, yum!
03:36We delivered what we wanted to do.
03:37We wanted Kaya to be impressed, and I think we did that, so I'm happy.
03:48It's been hard for me to show you that I do actually like you, and I do really care for
03:53you, and I'm really happy that I'm coupled up with you, so I wanted to just...
03:59I actually think I needed this, eh?
04:01Yeah, really?
04:02I think I did need a little bit of reassurance on mine, too, and I actually do appreciate it.
04:05It's actually really nice.
04:07Yeah.
04:08I think this is giving me a little bit more hope, actually.
04:14But yeah, I actually think this is really cute, so thank you.
04:18It's good.
04:23Yeah, I'm stoked.
04:24It actually gave me a breath of fresh air.
04:26It made me realise that, like, yeah, she is more keen on me than I thought.
04:30It's gonna go here.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Like, you know, it's like when someone, like, asks you, like, you're on the verge, like,
04:47crying, and someone's like, tell me how you feel.
04:49And you're just like...
04:50Fuck off, I don't want to.
04:51Crying, crying a river is what I feel like.
04:53Oh, there's just so much emotion in my head, like...
04:56You've had a lot going on in here.
04:58I don't even want to feel like this, I can't see.
05:02I don't want to look like I'm fucking crying over him either, like, it's not even that.
05:10It's just, like, seeing all these things, like, the weird and, like, it being his birthday, like...
05:17I don't know, just, like, all these memories coming back, you know what I mean?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Like...
05:22I think, obviously, it's very overwhelming for you.
05:24So fucking overwhelming.
05:26But you're allowed to cry.
05:29I just want to go home, be in my bed, with my friends.
05:35Like, I'm just feeling two emotions.
05:38Like, I'm feeling, like...
05:39Happiness for them, but, like...
05:40Happiness for them, but then, like...
05:41A bit, like, what the fuck?
05:42Yeah.
05:43It's like a best friend going for your ex.
05:44That's exactly what I was trying to explain.
05:45Like, it's like, if my best friend back at home was with my ex, except it's not like they're
05:50being sneaky, they're literally doing it in my face.
05:52Just doing it in my face.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Like, even just waking up and seeing my ex in bed with another girl, like, it's just...
05:57It's not normal.
05:58It's not fucking normal.
05:59Yeah.
06:00And it's making me, like, go batshit crazy.
06:02...
06:09It's such a fucking pain.
06:22I just...
06:24I just...
06:26I just felt a lot in my head.
06:27I want to see, like, in my head, I'm just, like, starting to lose the plot.
06:39But, like, I genuinely just want to go home.
06:49Do I, do I stay, like...
06:57Guys, I'm so sorry. I know it's terrible, but I ran out of toilet paper and used a croissant, so please make sure to...
07:09Oh, my God! Oh, dear! Not funny, Cooper!
07:14Where do you want to sit?
07:15Um, we'll go over here, our little spot.
07:17Uh, let's move on quickly, shall we? Uh, thanks, Mateo!
07:20How are you feeling?
07:21Yeah, good, good.
07:22Yeah?
07:22Oh, that couch I slept on a bit. How are you going?
07:27Um, I'm keen to see what's, like, in store for us today. I do have a weird feeling that I'll be going on a date.
07:31Yeah, who would you pick to go on a date?
07:34Well, you put me right on it. I don't know, yeah, probably, I feel like, like, would you be weirded out if I picked you?
07:43Um...
07:43Not weirded out, what's the right word for that?
07:47Like...
07:49Hit me on a word, I don't know, I can't think...
07:51It's not, like, uncomfortable, like, obviously, like, you seem really cool and stuff, but...
07:55Yeah.
07:57Oh, I'm gonna get it.
07:58I used to do gymnastics.
08:01I don't know.
08:03You don't know what?
08:06Like, I don't know how to phrase it.
08:09Like, I don't know what, like, word it is, either.
08:10Yeah.
08:17That's crazy.
08:17The conversation was, like, forced, and it's, like, awkward.
08:25So, like, out of ten, how strong do you think you and your partner is? I'm curious.
08:31Out of ten?
08:31Yeah, give me a number.
08:32That's a weird, like, way to rate something.
08:38Why?
08:38Because it's not really rating, like, opportunity.
08:40No, no, no, no, no, not in that way, but, like, just rate, like, the connection you have with him.
08:43Oh, it's pretty strong at the moment, I'm not gonna lie.
08:46Mm.
08:46Yeah, like, obviously, at the moment, me and Connor are, like, really strong, so.
08:52Mm.
08:54We're just, like, fighting.
08:57Oh!
09:00Interesting.
09:00Speaking with Izzy, yeah, you can just tell that, you know, the energies weren't really reciprocating very well, which is so fine.
09:08Oh, I need to go to all this one.
09:09I think she's got some pretty heavy, like, strong feelings for Connor.
09:13Okay.
09:13Which is fine.
09:18Connie, baby!
09:19Connie, baby!
09:20Connie, baby!
09:21You know, that's so fine.
09:22Like, that's, yeah.
09:25Someone count on me on.
09:26Ready?
09:27Three, two, one, go!
09:29Ah!
09:30Wow!
09:32Jottham hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual.
09:36Go, team!
09:38Yes!
09:39Yes!
09:40Yes!
09:41What?
09:42You just picked him up and carried him.
09:45Oh, jeez.
09:47Perfect Irish queen Tamara is chatting to lowly peasant Cooper.
09:51Last night, she felt he talked at her too much, so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise in an attempt to start over.
09:58She'll never know.
09:59Yeah, because you start in the gym every morning, right?
10:01Yeah, well, while I'm single, might as well.
10:04You're not going to do it when you're not?
10:06No, I'll probably make someone a coffee.
10:07Yeah.
10:08How do you have your coffee?
10:09I'll make one for you in the morning.
10:11I'm making her an omelet.
10:12Mick, shut up!
10:13Yeah, I'm definitely into Tamara.
10:16She's a good-looking girl.
10:18How can you not be?
10:18And she's Irish.
10:19I do have a thing for accents.
10:21What does your tattoo say?
10:22Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
10:24Is it like a funny tat?
10:25It's a conversation starter.
10:25So it's meant to be like, you're doing exactly what it's doing now?
10:28Yeah.
10:29Yeah, that's perfect.
10:29Yeah.
10:32Again, you're coming out at the same now.
10:33It's all good.
10:34Yeah.
10:37You're throwing me off, Mick.
10:38I'm not going to lie.
10:39Throwing you off?
10:40Cooper Trooper over there, he's trying to chat his fricking verbal nonsense like he always does.
10:45So I thought I'd come in and just break up anything they've got going on there, just because I'd like to weasel my way in.
10:50What's your plan for the rest of the day?
10:51How's her headbutt life?
10:52Probably talking to me.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:53You're always headbutt.
10:54Mate, I'm not talking here right now anymore.
10:57Mick, I'm not talking here anymore.
10:59Like, what are you doing, Mick?
11:01Guy's a nervous wreck and just does weird things all the time.
11:05Who have you actually got to chat to?
11:07You've obviously got Mick.
11:08And, yeah, Mick, fuck off, seriously.
11:11You mustn't have any mates on the outside, hey?
11:18That's not that hairy, mate.
11:20I've been way worse than that.
11:21With the bombshells set to steal soon, Mick takes a break from the reason he thinks he was put in the villa to annoy Cooper for the actual reason he was put in the villa.
11:29Uh, what's going on?
11:30What is horrible?
11:31How's your day so far?
11:32Good, how's yours?
11:33You enjoying it?
11:34Yeah.
11:36Oh, Roger, I'll be in.
11:40Whoa.
11:41Okay.
11:42Okay.
11:42Okay.
11:42I really don't know how I found myself in the middle of this making Cooper rivalry, but, I mean, I'm quite literally in the middle.
11:51You're just sitting on top of me right now.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Oh, you put yourself here?
11:54Yeah, I thought I'd give you a backrest.
11:56Yeah, you did, actually.
11:57Thanks.
11:57Thanks.
11:58Appreciate it.
11:58You comfortable?
12:00Very.
12:00Okay.
12:01Yeah.
12:02All right.
12:02What are you hating so far about this place?
12:05I'm not hating anything so far.
12:07Yes, you are.
12:07Are you about to change it?
12:09Are you about to make me hate it?
12:11Depends, like, if you couple up with me or not.
12:12Then, yeah, then everything will probably go downhill and really say how well.
12:18It'll go downhill if I do or if I don't?
12:19If you do.
12:21If I do, okay.
12:22If you don't, you'll be safe.
12:23I'll keep that in mind.
12:24My conversations with Mick are, like, the most insane conversations ever, and they go from, like, zero to 100 in a nanosecond.
12:31He's definitely a joker guy.
12:32He's got a lot of, like, cheekiness in him, too, which is not a bad thing.
12:36You have very small hands, actually.
12:37I have tiny fists.
12:38Yeah.
12:40You have...
12:40Big arms.
12:41I have tiny thumbs.
12:42Thumbs?
12:43Yeah.
12:44Yeah, what the hell?
12:45Yeah, like, little limbs.
12:46Big arms are tiny.
12:48Hey, Cooper, are you getting jealous?
12:49What?
12:50Sorry.
12:51You're a terrible person.
12:53Mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me.
12:56She's such an idiot.
12:58No wonder your ex-girlfriend left you.
13:01You're actually terrible.
13:02That was me, yeah.
13:03Mission accomplished, so, Mick, who would have thought being yourself could be so infuriating?
13:08Someone else on a mission is new bomb Matteo, who, yeah, fine, will hold for the rest.
13:12Ross writing Pinky.
13:13Take your time.
13:14Great.
13:15Anyway, Matteo chats to Jana.
13:17Miss, would you like to go for a chat?
13:19Yeah, let's.
13:19Sweet.
13:20Where do we go?
13:21Where do we go?
13:22Up here.
13:22Up here.
13:22Up here.
13:23In there.
13:23Oh, this is the groin stretch.
13:24How are you going?
13:25Yeah, I'm good.
13:26Good?
13:26Yeah.
13:27Yeah?
13:28Are you all right from this morning?
13:31What was this morning?
13:32Were you a little bit upset?
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:33Yeah?
13:34No, I just had a little sook.
13:35I'm not usually like that.
13:36Really?
13:36It's just like...
13:37Emotions are just a little bit heightened.
13:38Yeah, they're just like a lot.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:40I literally can't believe it.
13:42Just when I thought that my Love Island experience was dead in the water, I wanted to leave.
13:48A man paused me for a chat.
13:50What do you like to do, like, for fun, like, on a public holiday?
13:53Like, what would you like to go do?
13:54Okay, public holiday, I'll probably just sit at home the whole day, 12 hours a day, just play video games.
14:00No, I'm joking.
14:01I'm joking.
14:03You're going to give me a heart attack.
14:04You're going to give me good things.
14:07Public holiday, I love the beach.
14:09Oh, the beach, bro, is just so good.
14:12Do you surf?
14:12Oh, just on the bodyboard, like, yeah.
14:14Oh, the teacher.
14:15I need...
14:15That's my plan, like, this year.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:17To learn how to surf.
14:18I'm a surfer.
14:18I've got a wedding and everything.
14:19Really?
14:20Yeah.
14:20Yeah.
14:20And you're, like, just soaking up the sun, just lying there like a dead fish on the beach.
14:24Yeah.
14:24Oh, my God, I love doing that, too.
14:25A dead fish on the beach.
14:26Oh, I love doing that shit, too.
14:28I am so attracted to Mateo.
14:30I honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa.
14:33His tattoos, his tan, his teeth, and even he just, like, looks clean.
14:38Like, you know what I mean?
14:39You know when someone just looks clean, like, they don't look filthy?
14:42I love it.
14:43So, who would you say, like, is on your kind of radar, I guess, out of all the guys here?
14:48Just me right now?
14:49Yeah, honestly.
14:49Anyone else?
14:50Nah.
14:51Yeah, cool, cool.
14:52Like, if I'm being honest.
14:54Yeah, nice.
14:55My luck has just turned around in this villa.
14:57One second, I'm crying over my ex-boyfriend.
15:00Next minute, I'm getting this new connection with this guy and a connection that I have not felt
15:04in this villa yet, and I'm just so excited to explore it.
15:07No, I'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes.
15:11I love it.
15:17Coming up, Sophie's back, and someone's about to pack.
15:24By the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
15:28Sad news on Love Island now, as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
15:44Sorry, bud.
15:44Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
15:53Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
15:58Coops, are you done with the lady?
15:59Yeah, yeah.
16:00Yeah, it's me.
16:01You've been down there with the girls.
16:01Why not?
16:02Let's go.
16:02Beanbag it up?
16:03All right.
16:04Hey, let's beanbag it off.
16:06That's a great sentence.
16:06See you later.
16:07Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
16:10Ross has been happily coupled up with Sian, and I refuse to see him throw it all away
16:16by pulling someone for a chat, unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen with hair
16:21as black as Guinness.
16:22Play on, lovebirds.
16:24My Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia, and I'm like, yeah, fair enough.
16:26Honestly, though, yeah.
16:27I feel like you're the most, I've been in Australia for four years, I still feel like
16:29you're the most Australian person I've met.
16:31Really?
16:31Yeah.
16:32Outside the villa, I'm even more so, like, I just wear bodies and barefoot, whatever.
16:36Yeah.
16:36I don't know if I ever thought I'd be into that typical Australian mullet look, but I
16:41feel like his personality is definitely my type, so, I don't know, I'm open for sure.
16:47Did you tell me you had siblings as well?
16:49I do, yep.
16:50I am the middle child.
16:51Okay.
16:52You give me middle child energy.
16:54What's middle child energy?
16:55I don't know, like, I feel like...
16:56Because we get a bad rap.
16:58Yeah.
16:58I'm definitely attracted to Tamara.
17:00I think we're quite similar in some ways, and I say I love funny girls, and she's definitely
17:04funny.
17:05She's definitely got the chat.
17:07How are you doing these days?
17:09Yeah, really good.
17:10Yeah.
17:10I had a good sleep last night.
17:12You're on Rossy-Bossy?
17:13Rossy-Bossy.
17:14Does he get more intimate?
17:15No.
17:16He hasn't yet?
17:17No.
17:17So, I'm, honestly, I'm just sort of stepping back.
17:19Yeah.
17:20And just...
17:20Let him take the lead.
17:21Yeah.
17:22And just follow his lead.
17:23Correct, I will just follow it.
17:24Now it's sort of like, okay, we can't just be, like, literally, all right, goodnight,
17:28and turning away every single night.
17:30Like, I would like a little bit more than that, personally.
17:32But, yeah, I'm honestly just sort of chilling and seeing what he does.
17:36I like being there.
17:37Yeah, because you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad, right?
17:40Yeah, I do.
17:41And he's very, like, outdoorsman, right?
17:43Very much so, yeah.
17:44Very much a green thumb gardens guy.
17:45Yeah, my mum's a gardener, so I definitely get that.
17:48Yeah, she's, like, hardcore gardener.
17:50Like, I'll go looking for her at, like, 11, 12 o'clock at night time.
17:54At night?
17:54And she'll be, like, on the tractor lawnmower, cutting the grass.
17:57And I'm, like, woman, would you come inside?
17:59Like, what are you doing?
18:00She's, like, there's...
18:00Therapy.
18:00It's going to rain tomorrow.
18:02It's going to therapy.
18:03Rain's coming.
18:04Rain's coming.
18:04The grass can be an inch taller.
18:06Like, it's okay.
18:07And she's, like, oh, my God, imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that.
18:10Like, it's so funny.
18:11So, yeah, she's gardening 24-7.
18:12It's such a parent thing, too.
18:13Like, my dad's, like, yeah, big on what the neighbours are thinking.
18:16Oh, yeah.
18:17God forbid that, like, Mary comes across and is, like, geez, look at the state of her lawn.
18:21Yeah, yeah.
18:21They take a lot of pride.
18:22But something that this generation, our generation, I don't think we carry that, like...
18:25I know, which is sad.
18:26It is sad.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Yeah.
18:28I mean, some of us, like, probably you and I will pay a bit more attention to it because of...
18:31Yeah, we'll probably keep it up.
18:32...our upbringing.
18:34Yeah, we'll be out, like, pruning the roses and cutting the lawn in the middle of the night.
18:38I really enjoyed my chat with Ross.
18:40It was one of my favourite conversations I've had in here so far, I think.
18:43He's just got that really nice personality.
18:46He's really just lovely to talk to.
18:48He's really friendly.
18:49And, yeah, I feel like there's a lot to learn about him.
18:51And I'm really excited about finding out what he likes and what he does.
19:08As Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair,
19:13having bombed with Isabel, bombshell Mateo tries to unbomb with Lacey.
19:17I feel like yesterday, out of the odds that I did kiss, there was only three, yourself included.
19:23And that was, I don't know, there was something else there.
19:25I'm not going to lie to you.
19:26Yeah.
19:26Yeah, there was.
19:27Yeah.
19:27I don't know if you felt that too.
19:28I felt that too.
19:28He was just like, what the hell is going on here?
19:30Yeah, I was expecting that.
19:31It was a good kiss.
19:32It was a good kiss.
19:33It was like, it was not.
19:35It was really, yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:37It was good.
19:38It was good.
19:39Yeah.
19:39So, like, are you wanting a long-term partner?
19:44Oh, yes.
19:44Yes.
19:45Obviously.
19:45Okay, yeah.
19:45100%.
19:46Wow, I like that.
19:47When was your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?
19:49So, I've never had like a, yeah.
19:53Really?
19:54Yeah.
19:54Holy moly.
19:56That's crazy.
19:57Really?
19:58Yeah, so I've never had like a...
19:59It's not shocking because like, it's like, you obviously know that you're really, really
20:03like, you know, beautiful and stuff.
20:05So, it's like, well, why hasn't a guy, you know, put his time and effort into you?
20:08Yeah.
20:08But I have had like, situationships, which I hate.
20:12Like, they are just especially...
20:14Yeah, yeah.
20:18Mateo is definitely a guy that does give off boyfriend material vibes.
20:24I'm in my prime.
20:25Like, I feel like I've got everything sorted, financially stable, I've got my own place.
20:29I've got everything right now, but that person I would like to kind of share it with.
20:33I feel like I'm in a similar situation.
20:34I know what I want.
20:36I know what I don't want.
20:37Chat with Lacey definitely surprised me.
20:39I didn't think someone, you know, at her age, like, had her shit sorted.
20:43And that's kind of what I'm after.
20:45With me, I'm a very straight up person and I've got big balls, babe.
20:48So, I was like...
20:49Bigger than mine?
20:50Bigger than yours, babe.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Which is yours?
20:51Yeah, I'm positive.
20:52Really?
20:52Like, my balls are like the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life.
20:55Juiciest?
20:55Yeah.
20:56And I'm saying that...
20:56What fruit are we talking about?
20:57How juicy?
20:57Like, I'm going to say like, all of the juiciest fruits you can ever think of combined times one million.
21:03And, yeah.
21:04I think mine at times, like, two million.
21:06Well, mine's times.
21:07But good to hear.
21:07You probably met your match right now.
21:08So, that's good to hear.
21:10Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation where wonders never cease.
21:14Now all she has to do is subtract Kai divided by Cooper to get a proper square root of Mateo.
21:20It's Matt, you perverts.
21:21You know, I've got a feeling some praise happening as well.
21:34Izzy, can I use a rim of the plan?
21:36Yeah.
21:36Just put it back in here.
21:37Thank you, babe.
21:38How are you feeling, Tamara?
21:40Good.
21:41I'm excited for tonight.
21:42I feel like I've spoken to probably Mick the most at this point.
21:47Mick was very high on my radar and Cooper.
21:50I've been getting to know a couple of the boys and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent vibes.
21:57One of us might be going home tonight.
22:00You know what?
22:00It'd be pretty shit to go out on a birthday, eh?
22:02Yeah.
22:03How's Kaiser?
22:09He's cool.
22:10Yeah, he's really nice.
22:12Obviously, because of the whole situation, it's been hard for everyone.
22:16And I wanted for him to have a nice birthday because, you know, like...
22:19I think it was just weird for me because the last birthday was us, you know what I mean?
22:24Yes.
22:24To being here and it's like us, but not us.
22:28Yeah.
22:28I feel like when I initially came here, I automatically put Jana and Lazy off because of the age.
22:37I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to them.
22:39They seemed...
22:41I think they got a bit on on the app side, which is always a good sign.
22:45After talking to Mateo, like, I actually feel genuinely like I really want to get to know him.
22:50The chat just rolled.
22:52Nice.
22:52Like, it felt like...
22:53It felt nuts.
22:53Yeah, and it was like, I want to book a second date with this man.
22:56You know what I mean?
22:56Yeah.
22:58Oh, I'm caring for a bev, I'll tell you.
23:05Facts.
23:06Jana, how convenient.
23:08We just so happen to have some bevs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Cheers.
23:15Baby, let's go.
23:16Woo.
23:17Cheers.
23:17I think he's top.
23:18Everyone get behind me.
23:19I'm in the front club.
23:20Group's getting bigger now.
23:22Everyone excited?
23:22One, two, three.
23:23Yay!
23:25Whoa.
23:26I just want to say something to him again.
23:27Happy birthday to my boys.
23:29Aw, yay!
23:30Aw, yay!
23:30Aw, boy, aw, boy, aw, boy, aw, boy, thank you, everyone.
23:32Yeah.
23:33All right, let's actually go.
23:34Oh!
23:35Oh!
23:35I got a test!
23:36I got a test!
23:37Yay!
23:38Yay!
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40Woo!
23:41All Islanders have five here immediately!
23:42Oh!
23:43Oh, yeah!
23:44I feel like head's a little bit scrambled.
23:49Definitely a hard choice.
23:50There's three amazing, beautiful women.
23:53Lacey and I had a really good chat today.
23:56Chat with Yana.
23:57That was awesome.
23:59But Izzy's more kind of my type on paper.
24:02Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
24:04I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight.
24:08I really want to make the right decision.
24:10I feel like, in the moment, I'm gonna know.
24:14I know your life's gonna take you into a fall.
24:21Into a fall.
24:22Save your love.
24:23Save your love.
24:24Save your love.
24:25The end has come.
24:39The islanders gather.
24:40A flame, it does burn.
24:42A recoupling looms.
24:43Their bum cheeks do squirm.
24:45The mood was so high.
24:46How low it has sunk.
24:48But who cares about them?
24:49Let's bring on the Monk!
24:51All eyes, eyes on me.
24:54Watch me rising higher.
24:57So bright, set you free.
25:00Burning with desire.
25:02Yeah, but you touch don't get too close.
25:05You're looking for the taste and you should know.
25:08No, they see it cause you're new on you.
25:11You don't wanna play with my heart.
25:14You don't wanna play with my heart.
25:15Good evening, Islanders.
25:16Hi.
25:17How are you all going?
25:18Good.
25:19You know what?
25:20Fun fact.
25:21Do you know if you make out for 10 minutes, you can burn up to 60 calories?
25:24Oh, there you go.
25:25That's why you're all so lean and hot, huh?
25:28Guy, lovely to meet you.
25:30Have you enjoyed your time so far?
25:31It's been a bit rough the first couple of days, but I'm starting to settle in now.
25:34It's really good.
25:35Oh, great.
25:36Tamara, nice to meet you.
25:38It's really exciting.
25:39Mateo, como estas?
25:40Muy bien, gracias a usted.
25:42That's all gone.
25:43I don't really know.
25:44Fair enough.
25:45Fair enough.
25:46Islanders.
25:47There are currently five couples in the villa.
25:53Lacey and Kai, Yana and Mick, Sian and Ross, Gabby and Jotham, and Isabel and Connor.
26:05And there are three singles, Cooper and our two newest bombshells, Tamara and Mateo.
26:12Mateo, Islanders, it is a Love Island sin to be single.
26:19By the end of tonight, there will be no singles in this villa.
26:29Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
26:40Tamara, it's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with.
26:44You can choose any boy you like, regardless of whether they're in a couple.
26:49Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
26:53I would like to couple up with this boy because when I walked in, I was initially attracted to him right away.
26:58We had a really good, intelligent conversation and I think we have pretty similar banter and similar humor.
27:05So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
27:07Mick.
27:11Mick, you look good together.
27:21You're very good.
27:23How are you feeling?
27:24A bit better than I did the other night, that's for sure.
27:26Oh yeah, yeah.
27:27You were smiling a lot more.
27:28That's it.
27:29I think we look very nice together.
27:30You do.
27:31Actually, it looks better than me, but yeah.
27:33Well, Tamara and Mick, you are now officially a couple.
27:37Please take a seat.
27:38Over to you, Matteo.
27:48Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
27:53I would like to couple up with this girl because I feel like we share similar values
27:58and I don't know, I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person.
28:04So, the girl I would like to couple up with is...
28:08Dangerous games.
28:13Lazy.
28:15Dangerous games.
28:19Dangerous games.
28:24Lazy.
28:27Lazy.
28:28Oh my God.
28:29You look pretty shocked by that.
28:31Yeah.
28:32To be honest, I wasn't expecting that.
28:34We did have a good, really cool conversation today.
28:37But yeah, I was not expecting that.
28:39Are you taking that as a compliment?
28:40Yeah.
28:41Are you flooded?
28:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:43Oh good.
28:44And Kai, how's it going over there?
28:46Yeah, I mean, it is what it is here to have to choose someone.
28:49I mean, it's not the birthday I wanted to, you know, really want to end on.
28:53But look, it is what it is.
28:54Look, it is what it is.
28:55He had to choose.
28:56I can't be disappointed with his decision.
28:58Well, Lazy and Mateo, you are now officially a couple.
29:02Go and take a seat.
29:04I can't even dance with me.
29:05Islanders.
29:06The bombs have had their say.
29:07Tamara and Mick.
29:08And Mateo and Lazy.
29:09You're locked in as couples.
29:10And you're safe.
29:11That leaves us with four girls.
29:13And five boys.
29:14The maths not adding up.
29:15Tonight is a recoupling.
29:16Girls will pick boys.
29:17And whichever boy is left single.
29:19will be dumped.
29:20Can all the boys, except for Mateo and Mick.
29:21Please come back.
29:22And all the boys, except for Mateo and Mick.
29:23Please come back.
29:24And all the boys, except for Mateo and Mick.
29:26Please come and stand on the stairs.
29:27And you're safe.
29:28And you're safe.
29:29That leaves us with four girls.
29:31And five boys.
29:33The maths not adding up.
29:36Tonight is a recoupling.
29:39Girls will pick boys.
29:42And whichever boy is left single.
29:45Will be dumped.
29:47Can all the boys, except for Mateo and Mick.
29:50Please come and stand on the stairs.
29:56Sian, please stand up.
30:03Which boy would you like to couple up with, and why?
30:11I would like to couple up with this boy tonight,
30:14because we have unreal banter.
30:16I believe we do have a genuine connection.
30:18And I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life.
30:21So tonight the boy I would like to couple up with is...
30:24Rossy baby.
30:35Ross, what do you think of her speech?
30:37Oh, very flattered.
30:38And the feeling's mutual.
30:39Well, Sian and Ross, you're locked in as a couple.
30:42Isabel, please stand up.
30:45I would like to couple up with this boy, because since coming to the villa, we've had such an amazing time together.
30:55And I want to continue to see where our connection goes.
30:58So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
31:02Connor.
31:03Connor, was that a shock?
31:15I had an idea.
31:16Yeah, you had an idea?
31:17Hello, Inkling.
31:18Did you like what you heard?
31:19I did.
31:20I'd like to hear more, but we can save that.
31:23Isabel and Connor, you're locked in as a couple.
31:28Gabby, please stand up.
31:30I would like to couple up with this boy, because he's hot as fuck.
31:40He makes me feel safe.
31:42He's brought out a side to me that, look, I didn't even know I had.
31:46So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
31:50Jotham.
31:51Oh.
32:01Well, Jotham, Gabby used the O-word, the outside the villa.
32:05The outside, I know.
32:07Well, Gabby and Jotham, you're now a couple.
32:09Well done.
32:16Two boys on the steps.
32:23And only one girl left to pick.
32:26Jana, please stand up.
32:33What's going through your head?
32:35I feel like I've been around a runner in this villa.
32:39Yeah.
32:40It's been pretty fucked recently.
32:43But yeah, just another situation, I guess, like this.
32:46So, we'll see.
32:50As if the choice wasn't hard enough.
32:52You're now facing a boy that you were in love with a matter of months ago.
32:57Or someone you picked on day one and had an initial bond with.
33:05Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
33:08And why?
33:15Oh shit, sorry.
33:20But I can't.
33:21I can't.
33:36Having been in an impossible situation all week, Yana finds herself in another impossible situation.
33:42Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
33:46I love sword with it.
33:48Oh shit, sorry.
33:56But I can't.
33:57My heart raced but reached the end.
34:03Was it time to clean my mind, and what I felt.
34:08um I can't talk us um I would like to couple up with this boy because I think
34:19he has really gotten along with everyone in this villa already I feel like there
34:26is some genuine connections with people that he's been able to make I think I
34:30want to give him a shot at getting a connection with someone
34:38and to be so the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is
34:45Klai
34:50lock it up
35:04fuck me
35:08sorry coops no it's all good there's nothing there so it makes sense good luck sharing a bed with your
35:15ex though yeah thanks good luck going home
35:21oh my god
35:23Kai is there anything you want to say to Jana before we move on
35:28look I'm stoked that she picked me I genuinely didn't think that would happen I think we didn't really
35:34have the right foot when I first come in here and um yeah I just appreciate she's given me another chance
35:41thank you
35:42do you think she's made the right decision look honestly I hope she has I think she has
35:48and yeah that's all I've really got to say about it I think I'm a bit shocked
35:54was tournament you and then responsibility with Kai
35:55There's definitely comfort with Kai like I was there for a long time
36:01but
36:02I don't know. I don't know what the next steps are, honestly.
36:05Kai, how's it feel hearing that?
36:07Yeah, look, I'm speechless, to be honest with you.
36:09I don't even know. I've got nothing to say, really.
36:12I'm pretty gobsmacked that I'm sitting there.
36:16Cooper, come over here.
36:18Oh, darling.
36:19Good. Do you understand Yana's decision?
36:22Or do you think she made a mistake?
36:24I just feel sorry for her having to share a bed with her ex.
36:26That's going to be a rough one tonight.
36:30Well, Cooper, I'm going to make it official.
36:32You have been dumped from the villa.
36:34You have 30 minutes to pack your bags and say your goodbyes.
36:37Sweet.
36:37The rest of you, I'll see you real soon.
36:41No. Bye.
36:43Night.
36:45Let's do it.
36:49Good luck, mate.
36:50That's rough.
36:51Are you still there, X is sharing a bed? No.
36:53Well, I'm actually happy. I honestly thought he was going to say you, babe.
36:58I love you, mate.
36:59I love you, mate.
37:00Come on. I love you.
37:02I feel rattled as fuck.
37:05Do you have some connections in here?
37:06Yeah.
37:06Like, at least Kai can still have...
37:07Might be able to find a connection.
37:08And, yeah, still in English, like, I know that they've got a thing, so...
37:11Yeah.
37:12I'm still in my head weighing up what's better, what's worse, but at the end of the day,
37:16sending Cooper home hurt one person, but if I were to send Kai home, it would have hurt two.
37:21To be honest, like, it's just, like, there's nothing really doing it.
37:24I was kind of just begging for a bombshell after a bombshell, so...
37:26Oh, my God, look at me.
37:28Look at me, look at me, look at me.
37:30Look at me.
37:30Look at me.
37:31Look at me.
37:31Look at me.
37:31Look at me.
37:32Huh?
37:32Look at me.
37:33Look at me.
37:33What do you mean?
37:34I was smacked, eh?
37:36I thought I was gone.
37:37I thought I was gone.
37:39I'm shell-shocked.
37:40I don't know if I deserve to be saved by Yana.
37:43Oh, I think it's a very nice gesture, and I think I was very mature, man.
38:05Yeah, it's made me look at her in a different way again and see, like, she does have a good life.
38:13I don't even know what to say, man, like...
38:31I don't even know what to say, though.
38:35I'm not going to really cry over spilt milk.
38:37I'm kind of, like, getting to the point where I was like, I've had enough in here.
38:40The milk was off anyway, so who gives a shit?
38:45How do you feel?
38:46I think you wore your heart on your sleeves.
38:48You've quite...
38:49I'm not really blowing up about...
38:51Like, I don't feel like I really missed anything.
38:53When that new bombshell come in, I was like, if she chooses Mick, she's definitely not the one for me.
38:59She's pretty.
39:00She can talk.
39:01But you know what?
39:02That's just someone that I'd probably take out for one day and probably bin after.
39:07Like, you know.
39:11And the same goes for a lot of the other girls.
39:12I was probably...
39:13I was getting pretty over it.
39:14All right.
39:17Hi.
39:18See?
39:19Confused?
39:20Um...
39:21I don't know how I feel.
39:22Like, I'm just happy that Kai's here, because I want to sleep while he's going home.
39:25Yeah.
39:26Because I'm so grateful that he's here.
39:27I really like him.
39:29I was scared.
39:30I think if he had have gone home, I think that I really would have just gone with him.
39:34Yeah.
39:35I was so shocked.
39:36I wasn't expecting Matteo to pick me.
39:38Yeah, that's bad as well.
39:39But we did have a good conversation.
39:41Yana really likes Matteo.
39:42Like Matteo?
39:43Like Matteo?
39:44It's just, like, such an uncomfortable feel.
39:45Like, I don't know.
39:46I'm just...
39:47If anything, I'm just so grateful that Kai's still here.
39:50Bro, I thought you, like, would have wanted him out the villa, Kai.
39:53Yeah, well...
39:54So you're going to be fine now with him in the villa?
39:56No.
39:57Because you did save him.
39:58Did you?
39:59Yeah, but I didn't want to be in a bed with someone I'm not that comfortable with.
40:02Mm.
40:03Why?
40:04Did you think I should have done the other one?
40:05No, I just thought you would have wanted him out the villa while you could.
40:07I'm, like, really confused.
40:09I think every single one of us in the villa would have dumped our ex.
40:12We would have been, like, here's your payback.
40:14Happy fucking birthday.
40:15See you later.
40:16Mack yourself 100%.
40:17Are your thoughts, like, wanting to rekindle?
40:19But if you...
40:20Or are you thinking more for Lacey?
40:21No, it was more...
40:22It was more I was thinking for Lacey because I could see she wasn't happy.
40:25I don't know.
40:26I feel guilty, man.
40:27Like...
40:28What do you feel guilty for?
40:29You ain't never saying it, though.
40:30If anyone should...
40:31Like, you should be feeling sad for Jana right now.
40:32I don't even know what to say, man.
40:34She's had a rougher ride than you, I reckon.
40:36You did good.
40:37You did very good.
40:38Mm.
40:39But, like, now, what for me?
40:40Like...
40:41Now you get to know Matteo?
40:42Yeah, but he's, like, he wants to get to know Lacey.
40:43I wouldn't bet on that.
40:44Nothing left for us to be...
40:46I don't think, from what she said, that she gave him any of those ideas in the first place.
40:51Yeah, but she was saying that shit about Kai.
40:52She'd be like, oh, I mean, Kai, I haven't chatted properly, like...
40:53And then, next minute, they're macking on, like...
40:54I think she comes across more into the guy when she's talking to the guy.
40:57But then, when she says to us...
40:58Like, she makes it out as if, like, they were just having a normal conversation.
40:59Yeah, what do you think?
41:00She's trying to, like, mail-validate?
41:01Like, mail-validate?
41:02Like, mail-validate?
41:03Like, mail-validate?
41:04Like, mail-validate?
41:05Like, mail-validate?
41:06Like, mail-validate?
41:07Like, mail-validate?
41:08Like, mail-validate?
41:09Like, mail-validate?
41:10Like, mail-validation?
41:11I think she comes across more into the guy when she's talking to the guy.
41:14But then, when she says to us...
41:15When she says to us, like, she makes it out as if, like...
41:17..they were just having a normal conversation.
41:19Yeah, like...
41:20What do you think?
41:21Shes trying to nauc mail-validate?
41:22She, obviously, to get picked by Matteo had to do something
41:25in order for him to have a feeling that she wanted him.
41:29How are you feeling, though, baby?
41:30Oh, my God.
41:31I would have, like...
41:33Like, yeah, I...
41:35..was not expecting Yalla to pick Kai.
41:37I'm just grateful that he's here.
41:39here I just get worried because I just feel like she's like man doesn't ever
41:44since sharing your bed we've gotten so close like sharing your bed is so
41:46intimate especially being exes like if I was Lacey I definitely wouldn't be happy
41:52Jana has been in such a state being in here with her ex-boyfriend tonight was
41:57her opportunity to literally dump him from the villa and she didn't do it I
42:02just feel like there must be some feelings for her to still be out I feel
42:06I don't know I feel like I get different vibes though I do genuinely feel like she
42:10took into consideration that you and him had a connection I think so too because she was so
42:14shaken I don't know if it was my ex I would be like lucky girls we've known each other for weeks
42:17someone else would be like I'm done with my ex yeah I mean right now Lacey's grateful but
42:22watch this space exes in bed together not a good sign
42:26I thought I'd be spewing I think you can be pretty happy about how you came in here though like
42:37you literally played it like you were you were too nice even I just played like I was like in the
42:41outside yeah I just did exactly what I do you didn't realize that you're gonna be like a national
42:47treasure yeah I know like 100% I've said it once I'll say it again Mick is just an idiot Mick the dick
42:54has got no brain that that that that that he is stupid I got it I got it I got it I got it oh
43:00okay the best man has won as we always knew he was gonna do
43:04Cooper goes packing send him on his way but I did take his bag down as a little parting gift
43:14I don't have any regrets I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree that I could find it sort of just was a dead end
43:20like I know exactly what I'm looking for and I won't change the way I look at things just for someone else
43:25I don't have any regrets I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree that I could find it sort of just was a dead end like I know exactly what I'm looking for and I won't change the way I look at things just for someone else
43:37I don't have any regrets I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree that I could find it sort of just was a dead end like I know exactly what I'm looking for and I won't change the way I look at things just for someone else
43:49I don't think Kai should be here instead of me but good luck to him
43:54mate you just got kissed on the dick at the last minute by your ex on your birthday so happy birthday good luck good luck sharing a bed with your ex that sucks
44:05not all heroes wear cowboy hats moon
44:11I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say happy birthday Kai anyway next time the islanders get a taste of forbidden fruit emphasis on the forbidden
44:22next time
44:26I can't tell if he likes me or not
44:30does Ross give a toss
44:33he physically seemed distant to me
44:35I feel like I've just been a bit
44:35stagnant
44:37and the islanders sample some forbidden fruit
44:42it was sexy
44:42it was fun
44:44we're normally so vanilla
44:45but not everyone
44:47makes me look like a mug
44:48too good by that guy
44:50likes the taste
44:51if you're gonna kiss
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