College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives (2015)

Hollywood Archive

Efforts to develop a new sexual enhancement formula go terribly wrong when the beautiful test subjects lapse into a trance-like state.

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00:00:00Get off of me!

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00:01:58You might want a little morning pick-me-up.

00:02:00What do you say?

00:02:07What's that, dear?

00:02:09I said I thought you might want to, you know.

00:02:15Carrie, you know I don't like it in the morning.

00:02:17Yeah, but you don't like it in the evening either.

00:02:22Or the afternoon.

00:02:23Or any time, for that matter.

00:02:26Soon, dear, soon.

00:02:29Sure.

00:02:31Whatever.

00:02:31Where are you going?

00:02:39I'm gonna go in the lab, see if I can get some work done.

00:02:42On a Saturday?

00:02:43Well, the formula for that new drug we're developing

00:02:45has been giving us a lot of problems,

00:02:47and we're expecting some results in today.

00:02:50Unless there's a reason for me to stay home.

00:02:53Oh, have a good day, dear.

00:02:56Of course.

00:03:04Hey, buddy.

00:03:06Hank, what are you doing here?

00:03:07I thought I'd swing by,

00:03:08see if you want to play a little game of tennis today.

00:03:11Oh, maybe later.

00:03:12I have to go to work, though.

00:03:14On a Saturday?

00:03:15That's what my wife said.

00:03:17Oh, hey, Tracy.

00:03:18Good morning, Hank.

00:03:20Yeah, call me.

00:03:21We'll set something up.

00:03:22I really have to go.

00:03:23Will do.

00:03:28So your husband left you all alone on a Saturday?

00:03:31I guess so.

00:03:32Looks like I'm gonna be pretty bored.

00:03:34Hmm.

00:03:35Seems like we should be able to find something for you to do.

00:03:39Yes, we should.

00:03:40Hmm.

00:03:41Hmm.

00:03:49Oh, baby.

00:03:58Oh, baby.

00:04:00Uh, huh?

00:04:02Uh, uh, huh?

00:04:07Uh, huh?

00:04:12Uh, uh, huh?

00:10:48My work is my life.

00:11:18Do you wish to have sex?

00:11:20Yes, I think...

00:11:21I definitely want to have sex.

00:11:24That's wonderful.

00:11:25No, Gary, you don't understand.

00:11:30I definitely want to have sex.

00:11:32Oh.

00:11:39Oh.

00:11:40Oh.

00:11:41Oh.

00:11:42Oh.

00:11:43Well, I guess in the name of science...

00:11:47I mean...

00:11:48Oh, yeah.

00:11:54Oh, yeah.

00:11:56Oh, yeah.

00:11:57Oh, yeah.

00:11:58Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:11:59I think...

00:18:47Honey, I'm home.

00:18:49Tracy?

00:18:53Gary, I thought you were going to be gone all day.

00:18:55Yeah, I thought you were supposed to be playing tennis with my lazy husband.

00:18:59That's not till later.

00:19:00I just wanted to get home and see my beautiful wife.

00:19:03Well, now you've seen me, but we really have to fly because we have a big day ahead of us.

00:19:07Right, shopping.

00:19:08Yeah, and lunch at Vincenzo's.

00:19:10Nails and hair appointments.

00:19:11Mm-hmm.

00:19:11And then drinks at the club with the girls.

00:19:13I don't know how we do it.

00:19:14I know.

00:19:15Oh, well, I was hoping we're going to have to go to the other day.

00:19:15I know.

00:19:16I know.

00:19:16Oh, well, I was hoping we could spend some time together.

00:19:18Well, maybe tomorrow.

00:19:19Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:19:20We have brunch at 11 a.m. tomorrow.

00:19:22That's right.

00:19:23Yeah.

00:19:23Of course.

00:19:24Yeah.

00:19:25Yeah.

00:19:25Check with me next week.

00:19:27Wait.

00:19:29What?

00:19:30Couldn't you just stay for one drink?

00:19:33Well, I suppose we have time.

00:19:36Okay, but make it a quick one.

00:19:38Great.

00:19:55Oh.

00:20:12Cool.

00:20:13Cheers.

00:20:13Cheers, everyone.

00:20:19All right, we got to go.

00:20:20Yeah.

00:20:20Wait a second.

00:20:22What?

00:20:23Aren't you feeling any different?

00:20:25Like, maybe you want to stay in?

00:20:27I feel like we're going to be late.

00:20:30Carrie?

00:20:30What?

00:20:31Aren't you feeling any different?

00:20:33No, I feel the same.

00:20:34Now, do you mind?

00:20:43What's wrong with him?

00:20:44I don't know, girl.

00:20:45Who could figure him out these days?

00:20:51I wonder what happened.

00:20:53We worked instantly with Marilyn.

00:20:55Unless...

00:20:56Unless she was lying to me.

00:21:04Hello?

00:21:07Hank!

00:21:08Right, right, right.

00:21:09Tennis.

00:21:10Yeah.

00:21:10I'm on my way.

00:21:11So, how long exactly has it been?

00:21:18Who knows?

00:21:20Months, I think.

00:21:21You lose track after a while.

00:21:23I thought I had a solution figured out this morning, but...

00:21:26Didn't pan out.

00:21:29Gee.

00:21:30That's tough.

00:21:31Hmm.

00:21:32You and Carrie ever have trouble like this?

00:21:34Well, let's just say I'm not lacking in that department.

00:21:39I'm getting it on the regular.

00:21:41If you know what I mean.

00:21:43Wish I did.

00:21:45Anyway, you and Carrie coming over for cocktails next week?

00:21:48Of course.

00:21:49We'll be there.

00:21:50All right, thanks.

00:21:51I'll let you know the details.

00:21:52Five, six, seven, eight.

00:22:02One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

00:22:07Oh, well, hello.

00:22:28Hello, ladies.

00:22:29I live next door.

00:22:30I couldn't help but notice your pom-poms.

00:22:33Oh, we hope we weren't disturbing you.

00:22:36Oh, no, no, not at all.

00:22:38My name's Gary.

00:22:39I'm Judy.

00:22:40And this is Laurel.

00:22:41Hello.

00:22:42And Kara.

00:22:43Hi.

00:22:45Nice to meet you all.

00:22:46Are you staying here?

00:22:47Yeah.

00:22:48We just moved in for the semester.

00:22:50We go to school at State University.

00:22:52We're on the cheer squad.

00:22:54Oh, I see.

00:22:55Well, welcome to the neighborhood.

00:22:57Thanks.

00:22:59Would you like to see our cheer routine?

00:23:01We're practicing for the State Cheerleading Competition.

00:23:04Oh, really?

00:23:04We just missed finals last year.

00:23:08Right, but this year with Judy as our captain and choreographer, we're a shoe-in'.

00:23:12Don't get so confident.

00:23:13We still got a lot of work to do.

00:23:14Well, yeah, I'd love to see it.

00:23:16Great.

00:23:17Five, six, seven, eight.

00:23:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

00:23:25Give me a G.

00:23:26G.

00:23:27Give me an A.

00:23:28A.

00:23:29Give me an R.

00:23:30R.

00:23:31Give me a Y.

00:23:32Y.

00:23:33What does that spell?

00:23:34Gary.

00:23:35Woo-hoo!

00:23:36Yeah, I just can't explain it.

00:23:44Hank doesn't seem interested in sex anymore.

00:23:46Really?

00:23:46That's so odd.

00:23:47Gary can't seem to get enough.

00:23:51Maybe we should trade husbands.

00:23:53What?

00:23:53I'm just kidding, of course.

00:23:57I don't know.

00:23:57Sometimes I just...

00:23:59Are you all right?

00:24:03Yeah, I just feel kind of woozy all of a sudden.

00:24:08Yeah, you know, I kind of...

00:24:09I feel a little bit that way myself.

00:24:13It's weird.

00:24:13I kind of...

00:24:14I don't know if I'm really turned on right now.

00:24:17Yeah, you too?

00:24:18I thought I was the only one.

00:24:19Really?

00:24:20It feels like...

00:24:21Like my hormones are in overdrive.

00:24:24Mm-hmm.

00:24:24Exactly.

00:24:25Gary, have you ever thought about...

00:24:28Oh, I'm thinking it right now.

00:24:30Mm.

00:24:31Mm.

00:24:35Ooh.

00:24:36Ooh.

00:24:49Ooh.

00:24:50Ooh.

00:24:51Ooh.

00:24:52Ooh.

00:24:53Ooh.

00:24:54Ooh.

00:24:55Ooh.

00:24:56Ooh.

00:24:57Ooh.

00:24:58Ooh.

00:24:59Ooh.

00:25:00Ooh.

00:25:01Ooh.

00:25:02Ooh.

00:25:03Ooh.

00:25:04Ooh.

00:25:05Ooh.

00:25:06Ooh.

00:25:07Ooh.

00:25:08Ooh.

00:25:09Ooh.

00:25:10Ooh.

00:25:11Ooh.

00:25:12Ooh.

00:25:13Ooh.

00:25:14Ooh.

00:25:15Ooh.

00:25:16Ooh.

00:25:17Ooh.

00:30:48I don't know.

00:34:48What's wrong?

00:42:18Hello?

00:45:18cocktail party.

01:04:475, 5, 0, 5, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8.

01:05:17I don't know.

01:05:47I don't know.

01:06:11Gary, where's Marilyn?

01:06:12I don't know.

01:06:13She took off a while ago.

01:06:14I got the antidote.

01:06:17Antidote?

01:06:17The antidote to RDU-47.

01:06:20What?

01:06:21She didn't tell you?

01:06:23Tell me what?

01:06:24Oh, God.

01:06:25I don't know.

01:06:26I don't know.

01:06:29I don't know.

01:06:30I don't know.

01:06:31I don't know.

01:06:32I don't know.

01:06:33I don't know.

01:06:36I don't know.

01:06:37I don't know.

01:06:40I don't know.

01:06:41I don't know.

01:06:42I don't know.

01:06:43I don't know.

01:06:45I don't know.

01:06:46I don't know.

01:06:47I don't know.

01:06:48I don't know.

01:06:49I don't know.

01:06:50I don't know.

01:06:52I don't know.

01:06:53I don't know.

01:06:54I don't know.

01:06:55I don't know.

01:06:56Killer zombie raccoons and killer zombie squirrels.

01:06:59I get it.

01:07:00I don't know.

01:07:00I get it.

01:07:01So if a person were to take this drug...

01:07:03Killer?

01:07:05Zombie?

01:07:06Humans?

01:07:07oh no and this is the antidote yes what what are you doing where are you going

01:07:15nice girls that's looking pretty good i don't see any reason why we shouldn't make the state finals

01:07:35yeah oh excuse me can i help you hello uh this is private property

01:07:47i think i recognize one of them it's gary's wife i saw her outside their house the other day

01:07:54uh-oh we didn't mean any harm it was all in good fun

01:08:03um let's get paid what the hell is your problem what the hell is wrong with you

01:08:11bitches

01:08:24ah oh my god what are you doing

01:08:36get up of me get up of me what's wrong with you

01:08:42he's my man

01:08:55judy

01:08:59are you all right yeah i think this one's yours

01:09:07tracy hey what the hell is going on here

01:09:16he's my man

01:09:20i thought she was your wife yeah so did i he's my man

01:09:34what what am i doing here that's what i would like to know

01:10:01hank what's going on here gosh gary how the hell would i know

01:10:15what the hell just happened here

01:10:26i'll explain it all later well isn't this cozy sorry gary i meant to tell you wait what gary i'm leaving

01:10:35you for hank my bad bro guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes

01:10:42sorry toots

01:10:48hey gary tennis next weekend

01:10:51guess not

01:10:54i can't believe this

01:10:55don't worry carrie you don't need him come on let's go talk

01:11:03okay

01:11:03see you at work tomorrow i quit

01:11:12will somebody start making with explanations please later cara

01:11:15oh hey cara why don't we go get cleaned up oh right

01:11:29so i guess that leaves just you and me right no that leaves just you and me oh right

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01:17:12congratulations

01:17:14i knew you girls could do it

01:17:15thank you

01:17:16what about you

01:17:17how was my best fiance's day

01:17:19oh

01:17:20well

01:17:21i developed this new formula today and i think i'm finally ready to try it out

01:17:25babe

01:17:26don't you think we've had enough of untested formulas for one lifetime

01:17:32yeah maybe you're right

01:17:42god

01:17:44god i'm married to a dumbass

01:17:52i heard they brought in raccoons chipmunks and beavers

01:17:59and that new neighbor of ours is so cool

01:18:02because i used to be the one in the short skirt that he chased

01:18:14yeah but you don't like it in the evening either

01:18:17or the afternoon

01:18:19or any time for that matter

01:18:21i

01:18:25i'm getting it on the regular

01:18:27if you know what i mean

01:18:33yes may i help you

01:18:39we should probably limber up first

01:18:41we don't want to injure ourselves

01:18:43i've got a room full of killer zombie rabbits over here

01:18:55is

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