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Summer Situationship
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:06I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:12you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22To pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:35this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:42No feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one touches you with me.
00:00:51Get off of her!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of her!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:36Jules!
00:01:43Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:01If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa.
00:04:26Whoa.
00:04:29Uh,
00:04:31guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:50then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:50you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:40In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:48I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities,
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up.
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:11is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me.
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:40Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental, too.
00:09:08So,
00:09:09what I say
00:09:11goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:24I found something for you
00:09:28when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking
00:09:34Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:48I want you to take this.
00:09:54Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01Thank God.
00:10:01I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:07What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job
00:10:22at the summer house.
00:10:24No.
00:10:24No.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died
00:10:29he left us in a
00:10:30$100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:39that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said
00:10:41that if you worked
00:10:43at their summer house
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get
00:10:47this job back
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad
00:10:57you took out the trash
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm gonna call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out
00:11:10and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating
00:11:15for two months.
00:11:18What?
00:11:18You still have feelings
00:11:19for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever
00:11:23saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia?
00:11:24Do not say anything
00:11:25mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid
00:11:29ruined your life
00:11:30with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:45I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:56I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened
00:12:00between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier
00:12:18than me.
00:12:20Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:22I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands
00:12:39off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:46Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:49by the time I'm back.
00:12:52She really has you
00:12:56by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang you.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:19Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:39You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:41you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:46You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:56Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:59I love you, you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't
00:14:06what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:08she's drinking, huh?
00:14:09Noah, you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been
00:14:28fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:31It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:35don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead
00:14:42and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping the job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:14:57What the fuck are you doing?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:25Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:50Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me.
00:15:52You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust
00:15:58in this house full of sakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:15Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now.
00:16:22Okay.
00:16:34Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:17:00you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:26You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:45She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:11Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:12I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:33Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:12At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:31I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:41Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:47is serving.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Huh?
00:22:12Yeah?
00:22:21Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:40Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02That's a troll again.
00:23:03Where I been?
00:23:04Guess you never know.
00:23:05Chuffies rolling in.
00:23:06Look, it's gold.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on T again.
00:23:09I can't stop. No, I can't stop.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:13Spilled a little.
00:23:17Jules.
00:23:19I'm still thirsty.
00:23:29Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:39If you're still thirsty, Noah,
00:23:43you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:57Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:05You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:09Yeah, I know.
00:24:13Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:15You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:31Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:53What are you doing here and where's Noah?
00:24:55What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend?
00:25:15Yeah. She's also a huge bitch. People contain multitudes.
00:25:20Don't be scared of Mia. She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:44Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:26:12What are you doing?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:16Remember.
00:26:19No don't run.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:32I got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:46What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but...
00:27:01Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:26Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:30Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:32Should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:36You're right.
00:27:37It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:45Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:49Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:55Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01Alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:05A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07It's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding!
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:14Gosh.
00:28:16What game is she trying to play?
00:28:18Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow.
00:28:27Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:30That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:40It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:51And, Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:56Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:27She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey!
00:29:36I paid good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:40Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:41Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:49Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:11Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:31You are so hot.
00:30:33Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:34Don't touch me.
00:30:35Stop.
00:30:57Yo!
00:30:59Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude. Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:07She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear! You hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32I mean, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:35Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:51Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know-
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it? What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what? Everyone was right about you. You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:19Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:21Lose my number. I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:36Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore. You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:50Help! Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:05Help!
00:33:19You...saved me?
00:33:20me? That feels better, doesn't it? And now, since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett, don't even think about it. Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain. Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:45You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:04it's party time.
00:35:06OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:15I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:39But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:52Except for the one about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:35:56Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:18It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright.
00:36:28I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:34he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:00I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:19The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:32She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:48She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:50She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:04No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:41If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:46kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:47Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:04Hey, Jules.
00:39:12Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44I predict.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:39:56What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:09Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:17Yeah, you're right.
00:40:18So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:28Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:04Yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:17Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:35I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:41Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman Internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman Internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:17It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:42:19Like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:27If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:39Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:40Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:42:45I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:47You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:57Uh, no.
00:42:58I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't.
00:43:01That's impossible.
00:43:02It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:18But what Mia says goes.
00:43:20So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:34Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:40Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:52Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way.
00:44:00This is mine.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:01Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:07What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:31Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:48Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:44:58No.
00:44:58No.
00:44:58Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:16Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:26Um.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:39Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See?
00:45:56Told ya.
00:46:02I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:07And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:19No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it.
00:46:35Trust me.
00:46:35And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:41Please and thank you.
00:46:42I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:46:47Watch your mouth.
00:46:49Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules will try it every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:47:05me.
00:47:05Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her.
00:47:18Okay?
00:47:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27All right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to her, bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer
00:47:37house.
00:47:38Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:47:42the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:46Deal.
00:47:46You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:16Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:33Uh, I don't know.
00:48:34Jules, you, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:40The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:57Like I care.
00:48:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:00Wait.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:18You're crazy.
00:49:18Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:34Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:50:22I love how the dance starts.
00:50:26Oh, oh.
00:50:35Yeah.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:38Come back.
00:50:39Come on.
00:50:42Come back.
00:50:43Come back.
00:50:44I'm dead.
00:50:45Yeah, yeah
00:51:15Top that.
00:51:29Top that.
00:51:45Top that.
00:51:52Oh, baby.
00:51:55What's the point of being honest in life?
00:52:07I'm just gonna stand up changing my life.
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:13Show me.
00:52:43Yeah.
00:52:45Yo.
00:52:47Jason.
00:52:48Dude.
00:52:49I need the lady killer special.
00:52:51Now.
00:52:52Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Visit that.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:03And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:07Mia!
00:53:08Woo!
00:53:09As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:13I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public hurt freak.
00:53:25Jules, wait!
00:53:26You look upset.
00:53:27What are you, my therapist?
00:53:28Fuck off!
00:53:29No.
00:53:30Just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:31Jules.
00:53:32I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:33What is that?
00:53:34Oh, good time.
00:53:35Come on, Jules.
00:53:36You want to have some fun?
00:53:38No thanks.
00:54:03no thanks
00:54:06Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:10something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone
00:54:14until I do this
00:54:15better play along
00:54:17bottoms up
00:54:27cheers
00:54:30turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:54:35come on
00:54:36I'm going to go change
00:54:37Destin
00:54:42have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:54:46Emmett was with her
00:54:47that little shit
00:54:50don't move
00:55:00what do you think you're doing?
00:55:06stop denying yourself Jules
00:55:08both know you want this
00:55:10be gentle
00:55:11just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14back off
00:55:15relax baby
00:55:17let that E kick in
00:55:19you gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21oh
00:55:22I was going to fuck you anyways
00:55:24let go of me
00:55:26this is just going to take a minute
00:55:27Emmett
00:55:31let go
00:55:32and we can pretend like this never happened
00:55:34oh I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:55:36Jules?
00:55:39Jules are you in there?
00:55:40Noah
00:55:41help me
00:55:42Noah
00:55:46help me
00:55:47Emmett
00:55:49get off of her
00:55:51you had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:55what's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett
00:56:00she doesn't want you
00:56:01what are you doing?
00:56:03she wants me so bad, dude
00:56:05even if she won't say so
00:56:07dude, I thought we were friends
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:19wait, stop!
00:56:25this asshole isn't worth it
00:56:44you look like shit
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass
00:56:48all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50hey
00:56:52keep
00:56:54your hands
00:56:55off
00:56:56my boyfriend
00:56:56Mia
00:57:00stop
00:57:01this bitch wants to be me so bad
00:57:05it's fucking pathetic
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me
00:57:09be so fucking for real
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:12you're just jealous
00:57:14because
00:57:14Emmett
00:57:15is hooking up
00:57:16with me
00:57:17and
00:57:18you know what?
00:57:20he's coming back to the house with me
00:57:22tonight
00:57:23Mia
00:57:24sit down
00:57:25Emmett
00:57:26if you ever come near the summer house again
00:57:29I will
00:57:30kill you
00:57:31okay
00:57:31Noah, let's go
00:57:32let's go
00:57:33I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:41thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:52ow
00:57:53you're hurt
00:57:55let me help you
00:57:56I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:24I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:58:27really
00:58:28I didn't take them
00:58:30you didn't take the pills
00:58:32you know I got something better than E
00:58:39it's twice as fun
00:58:41and I've been saving it just for you
00:58:44what are you trying to give me?
00:58:54rocky road
00:58:59ow
00:59:02hey I got you ice cream
00:59:04and this is how you repay me?
00:59:05how are you capable of being an asshole
00:59:08even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:11no
00:59:13you're the king of assholes
00:59:14you know
00:59:17I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:59:19makes me the king of assholes
00:59:21but
00:59:21whatever
00:59:22I gotta show you something
00:59:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:41and I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:48it worked
00:59:55I've wanted you all somewhere
01:00:09stop waiting
01:00:11I need you
01:00:14now
01:00:16what if somebody sees
01:00:36everybody's at the club
01:00:37I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:41I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:41I'm taking you upstairs
01:01:08Hi! This is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:30Okay, bye.
01:01:38Hey, sleepy little.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:52I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:56Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
01:02:02Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:04It's worse than a fire!
01:02:08Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She like totally thinks you're a slut. But like in a bad way.
01:02:26Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:33I'll distract mom.
01:02:34No.
01:02:37Yo, Jason.
01:02:38I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here.
01:02:41Alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:10My baby boy!
01:03:11Mom!
01:03:12Hi!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:14Mom!
01:03:15I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:16Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:17To propose!
01:03:19Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:20I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23She just left.
01:03:24I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:25I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:26I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:27Oh.
01:03:28She just left.
01:03:29I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:30What is that slut doing here?
01:03:31I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:32What is that slut doing here?
01:03:40I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:55What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape. Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:06Mom, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:25Lisa.
01:04:25My second mommy.
01:04:29We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:35You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:40But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:43Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:09She's better.
01:05:10What did you give my mom?
01:05:27Aspirin.
01:05:28Aspirin?
01:05:28Oh, it's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:38Oh, no.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:48All right, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:02Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:09Where did she go?
01:06:12Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way.
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh, I know.
01:06:37Mom, I'm drowning.
01:06:39Mia, save me.
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:06:50Help!
01:07:02Help!
01:07:02Oh, no!
01:07:06Oh!
01:07:06Will you save me?
01:07:14Here.
01:07:15I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:28Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:50I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings.
01:07:58Remember?
01:08:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:12I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:24If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:27So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:31Really?
01:08:33When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:36But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:40Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss.
01:08:58As your boyfriend.
01:09:00Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:05Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:21I don't think I can say it.
01:09:27Let me take care of you.
01:09:29It's the least you can do.
01:09:32Fine.
01:09:32You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:40I know you do.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:57You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:02After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:12But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:10:20You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:37Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:40I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:48Good luck with that.
01:10:50I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:54There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:07What is this?
01:11:14Ew.
01:11:16What died in here?
01:11:18My manhood.
01:11:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:26I don't like to read.
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:31They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:38Oh, great.
01:11:39You finally figured it out.
01:11:41Good boy.
01:11:41I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:51I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:55I know.
01:11:56But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:12:03What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:08You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:11Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:29What are you doing here?
01:12:31Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:35The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:42I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends.
01:12:50Thanks.
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:13:00And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:10And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:17Dopest Candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:33Mm-hmm.
01:13:33That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:43He's a total clown.
01:13:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:30No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:31I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:35I'm sorry.
01:14:39Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:43Woo-hoo!
01:14:44I'm coming!
01:14:47Grab your bag.
01:14:51Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:53I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:03You're so...
01:15:04beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:12Noah,
01:15:13tell me,
01:15:15who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:18You're a lucky man.
01:15:22I know.
01:15:26How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you.
01:15:30And look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:35Hmm.
01:15:36From
01:15:36soulmates
01:15:37to soulmates.
01:15:44Emmett,
01:15:45Noah and I are talking.
01:15:47Can you go entertain
01:15:48your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah,
01:15:50well,
01:15:50I just wanted to
01:15:51congratulate the big man.
01:15:53Yeah,
01:15:54he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:15:56What bet?
01:15:59What bet?
01:16:01I told Noah
01:16:02that if you guys
01:16:03can make it
01:16:03throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out
01:16:05of the internship pool.
01:16:07That's not true.
01:16:09Yeah,
01:16:10it is.
01:16:11I thought Noah
01:16:12would pussy out if I won,
01:16:13so
01:16:13I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that,
01:16:16I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:19I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah,
01:16:25I'd probably break your heart
01:16:26to know that you
01:16:27were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:37I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:47I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that
01:16:51in front of our special guest.
01:16:54I don't care about anybody
01:16:55except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59Bitch.
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:06What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you
01:17:09and save your family?
01:17:11I've been waiting all day
01:17:12to get you alone.
01:17:16You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:22Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:26The boys share their toys.
01:17:29And I want to play with you.
01:17:31I don't want to be played with.
01:17:33If you play nice,
01:17:34I'll give your boyfriend
01:17:35the little job.
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:17:39was to get this job.
01:17:41Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:17:43I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:54In your dreams, Perth.
01:17:56Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up
01:18:05on that skank?
01:18:07Maybe this outfit
01:18:08would change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:11A lobotomy wouldn't make me
01:18:12change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:14I want to be with Jules.
01:18:17Why do you like her so much?
01:18:19I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:23You know,
01:18:27I feel sorry for you
01:18:28for falling in love
01:18:29with such a liar.
01:18:31You know she planted
01:18:32that sex tape, right?
01:18:33Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:49If I do what you say,
01:18:51then you'll give Noah this job.
01:18:52Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way
01:18:54you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him
01:18:57as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down
01:19:00on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:04Now I know
01:19:04where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:08You were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes
01:19:12to get your boyfriend
01:19:13to get your boyfriend
01:19:13the little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:22Get off her.
01:19:26Get off of her.
01:19:30Get off of her.
01:19:34Get off of her.
01:19:35Let me have my fun,
01:19:38then you can take your turn.
01:19:40If you don't leave her alone,
01:19:41I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:43You little shit.
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:49Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:19:50because I would rather fuck
01:19:51a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer
01:19:57about my hand.
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:02and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife
01:20:08would love to hear about this.
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:27How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:29It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kissing back.
01:20:39I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett
01:20:42about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:45so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:54It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:56that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:12You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:29You never belonged with us,
01:21:32and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:35I played you, and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:42Oh, honey.
01:21:44This has everything to do with me.
01:21:51I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:54and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:21:57and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:06You thought you were better than me,
01:22:09but I always win.
01:22:12All I fucking do is win.
01:22:15A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:32Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:37It's too late.
01:22:38Maybe we can call the bank
01:22:45and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us
01:22:49just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens
01:22:52when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:22:57Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off
01:23:15after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:18I guess he paid a lot of money
01:23:19to give me that job, so...
01:23:23Did I do anything?
01:23:27I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:46This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:23:57Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost.
01:24:18I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:24:25And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:27Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:44Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:49It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But
01:24:53I am only giving it to you
01:24:54under one condition.
01:24:55Another condition.
01:24:59What, do you want me to be
01:25:00your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:04Drug your mom?
01:25:05No.
01:25:08But I would like you to meet me
01:25:09at the summer house
01:25:10tonight.
01:25:17At 8 p.m.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:20What are you doing here?
01:25:36Noah told me to come.
01:25:38Really?
01:25:39Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:41Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Oh, it's not official yet.
01:25:53But he invited me here
01:25:54to pop the big question
01:25:55in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you
01:25:58would know that he's proposing.
01:26:00I guess after spending
01:26:01the entire summer
01:26:02being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time
01:26:05to be with the best.
01:26:09Mia!
01:26:10Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy
01:26:12that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:18Propose?
01:26:19Who said anything
01:26:20about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please.
01:26:22Good question.
01:26:25Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant
01:26:29that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made
01:26:36a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were
01:26:39leaving the summer house,
01:26:39I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her
01:26:43that you planted
01:26:43the sex tape in our room.
01:26:45Okay.
01:26:47Fine.
01:26:48Yeah, I planted the camera
01:26:50and I uploaded the video
01:26:51to the internet,
01:26:52but I just wanted to watch
01:26:53your relationship
01:26:54blow up in all your faces.
01:26:56What are you going to do?
01:26:57Arrest me?
01:26:58Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Oh, hi.
01:26:59Mia Matthews,
01:27:00you're under arrest
01:27:01for revenge porn.
01:27:03What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this,
01:27:04are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for.
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:08Oh, daddy!
01:27:10Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here
01:27:15to watch that,
01:27:16I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here
01:27:33so I can
01:27:34share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:42I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:46And I crashed my car
01:27:47on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:49and I was so scared
01:27:50I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my lefts
01:27:55from my right.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:57You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly
01:28:04in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:11Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know
01:28:14what you are to me.
01:28:16I love you.
01:28:46I don't know.
01:29:16I don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:30Of course I do.
01:29:32Now, let's party.
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