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00:09This is a bloody dog act, but it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Winner?
00:13Probably won't be your last dog act, either.
00:15Hey, stop the car. I'm getting out. I'm going to get in the face, huh?
00:17No, you wouldn't. No, you will not be doing that.
00:19I am. I'm just going to fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
00:21Yeah, come on, get it out. I'm happy with you little pigeon toy.
00:24Hey, for fuck's sake.
00:27Stop it, change it, change it.
00:30Get him down, Eddie. Put your belt on.
00:36We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
00:47Why don't you fucking do it?
00:48Eddie, Eddie, no.
00:49I didn't do nothing. It was a stitcher.
00:51Oh, come on. You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
00:54We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
00:58Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
01:01What was it, Collins? What was it? Hey?
01:03Um, we will talk about that later.
01:05Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it?
01:08You are a shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
01:10Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's Donger.
01:13And if they so much as find silver pube of yours, you are going down.
01:18You got me.
01:21I've done it.
01:26I murdered Don Darrell.
01:34How'd you fucking do it?
01:35Eddie, Eddie, no.
01:37You've really stepped it up, shit face. You're going down.
01:39A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made from fucking animal cruelty to
01:44full-blown fucking homicide.
01:46I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
01:47It's going to be soup, meat and a fucking viennetta.
01:50Collins, don't answer that.
01:5140 years of this shit.
01:52You're fucking my dick, mate.
01:54I'm waiting.
01:59Ah, Detective Collins?
02:02Hi, Cole.
02:03We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
02:06Double-page spread in a national fucking paper.
02:09Full colour.
02:10The son, DJ Darrell, says.
02:12The cops went after Jason Wade.
02:14Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
02:17So there it is, black and fucking white.
02:20It's not black and white, it's a full colour spread.
02:21We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
02:24Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
02:27He called Jason Wade a murderer, all right?
02:29You can't unsuck that cock.
02:30What the fuck are you wearing?
02:32Oh, well, you said you were coming in at 10 and I had running clubs, so I haven't...
02:35Close your legs, mate.
02:35One of your nuts has popped out.
02:36No, no, no.
02:37That's a pocket, sir.
02:38That's a very low-hanging pocket.
02:40No, it's not.
02:42Ah, here we go again.
02:44Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans from that gay club knob across the alley hurl shit at us.
02:51Bomber dingers filled with jizz.
02:52I mean, Cher here, he thinks we should march with him at pride.
02:56No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that and she said no.
03:00That's unbelievable.
03:01Because you bunch of fucks have been up at Barracruz five fucking days and by all reports,
03:05your investigation has changed direction more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
03:10Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, but we are currently piecing
03:14together a picture.
03:15A picture? This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
03:19We haven't got time to let this drag out, particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family keeps squawking to the press.
03:26Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
03:28They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area...
03:33Oh, good!
03:33Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
03:36Really? Have they?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs.
03:41So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures, I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt so fast
03:47that your heads will spin off your necks like a fucking Greek discus. Do you understand?
03:51Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
03:52We do understand. We absolutely understand. Yes.
03:56Put some fucking pants on Colton before I involve HR.
03:59Yes, sir.
04:01Wow, wasn't he delightful?
04:03Proud to serve with him.
04:04Fucking Colton, taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
04:07Uh, it's Kath. She needs us to pick something up from the cucka trucker for Ladies Day night.
04:11What the fuck is that?
04:12And Pat's also messaged Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to Ipsum lorem.
04:18Okay. Yep. All right. Roger's not a real lawyer.
04:21Eddie!
04:22Eddie!
04:23I'm coming through next to Nob. Chasing the fans.
04:26Okay. Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank?
04:28Because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38.
04:31It's bread and gruel the cunt.
04:33Oh, I am going to text the C word to Pat, Eddie. Yeah.
04:36Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
04:38Well, we're not going to let him go. He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
04:41Okay. Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed and his confession was informal.
04:44To charge him, we need to build a case.
04:46We have a motive. Frank found king, okay?
04:48And that rat bastard Don took the credit.
04:50So, for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don and now he's finally done it.
04:54Okay, okay, okay.
04:54So, he's so factored. Frank did it.
04:55But we need a motive that is reasonable, not crock-based.
04:58Okay, crock-based motives are reasonable.
04:59Next, we need to ascertain how Frank could have done this.
05:09Okay, we guys will autopsy the dick bum and test the chainsaw.
05:13Backpack can look into its origins.
05:14We're like an investigative tenurkin.
05:16Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
05:18What? Mementos?
05:19Why not?
05:21So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
05:24I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right?
05:26No, he's in fucking ways.
05:28DJ, he's over!
05:29I wasn't reporting.
05:30DJ, rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land O'Cross.
05:33Who? Who was it?
05:34I don't know who it was.
05:35My dad saw lights in the sky once.
05:39They hovered there and just flew away.
05:43Two days later, he made his leg.
05:46Thanks, Troy. That's great colour.
05:53Oh, God help us.
05:56Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there?
05:58No, sorry, Mick. I don't know where they are.
06:00Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
06:02Hey, you want to come inside? I just made a copper.
06:05No, no, no. I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
06:07Like it's snowballed.
06:08Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
06:09Oh, I popped my head in. That was nothing serious, Mick.
06:12They were just chatting to Al about, you know,
06:14why he was at the dongle with Don on the night he was murdered.
06:18Right, yeah, it was all good.
06:19Al let them know he was out on the river
06:21on the big King Tide cultural business, of course,
06:23and they sent him on his way.
06:25Mum, take it to me!
06:26Hey, I met young Mab yesterday.
06:28He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
06:30Yeah, well, Mab doesn't know you, Pat.
06:32The cop's put his dad in jail.
06:34I see. He's had a few reigns with the law, too.
06:36Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
06:37You tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother.
06:40They need an advocate present.
06:41Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore.
06:43They're holding someone else now.
06:45Who? Not my mob?
06:46Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
06:49Pat!
06:49I need to make a lunch or...
06:51All right, Frank.
06:52Just keep it down, mate.
06:53I want a chicken farmer
06:58OK, let's get you lot to Uncle Rogers, eh?
07:00No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please.
07:02How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
07:05All right, you swampy fucks.
07:07This is a lock-in
07:09until you lot start talking about Sunday night.
07:12You're at first, florals.
07:13Come on, snitch it up.
07:15How'd you take the news about Bushy's gun being found?
07:18Oh, I haven't told her yet.
07:19Hey, clear off, Gregor, Nats.
07:19What does?
07:20Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night,
07:23but then her dad got arrested.
07:24And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
07:27like it is cake-pop week on a baking show.
07:29Did you see this old scrub, this bike here?
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:33He was here on Sunday night.
07:35He left at 11.15 after my set.
07:37I remember him because he got mad at me
07:39because he didn't know Cacklin' Rosie.
07:41What?
07:41I think it's a song about a witch, maybe?
07:43Like, a jolly witch?
07:45What did she say?
07:46Cacklin' Rosie?
07:47No, Shane Job!
07:48Neil Diamond!
07:49How the fuck do you not know that song?
07:50Play now, play now, play now.
07:54Now, my baby.
07:56Cracklin', Cracklin' Rosie.
07:57No you old history.
07:58Hey, men, where are you going?
07:59Hey, I've got questions for you.
08:01Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night?
08:03Oh, poor love.
08:04It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
08:06Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
08:07That dog that we had for three weeks?
08:09Yeah.
08:10The death was so sudden
08:10and I didn't process it properly
08:12and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
08:13Fissures like the Mariana Trench.
08:15It's really important to feel your feelings
08:17and do the healing
08:18before your arse gets involved.
08:20Okay, I'm going to hose out those portaloos
08:21for Lynn and Mary's party.
08:23I love you, sexy.
08:24Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
08:31Eddie?
08:32Yeah.
08:34Okay.
08:35Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here
08:37on this scooter at 11.15.
08:39The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30
08:41so Frank must have arrived at the donger
08:43after Al left.
08:44Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
08:47Yeah, because he bums her power
08:48every time he comes to town.
08:52It's Abby.
08:52I had a tracking device.
08:53Hang on, she's saying there's no sign
08:55of the chainsaw at Forensics.
08:56She doesn't think it's there.
08:58What?
08:58You told Luke to travel it to Forensics.
09:01Yes, I did.
09:02I mean, in my head.
09:04Maybe not with my mouth.
09:06Okay, okay.
09:07So where is the chainsaw now?
09:08No, I had it.
09:09Okay, I fucking had it.
09:10I wrapped it up and then I put it a bit, you know.
09:14I don't fucking know, okay?
09:15Frank was calling me a snitch.
09:16Right.
09:16He came at me with a creaky little that
09:17and so I went, ha-choo, like that
09:18and then fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite
09:21so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting.
09:23There was a lot going on.
09:24Okay, so the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
09:27I don't know, maybe, yeah, probably.
09:29Okay, well, it is our only actual evidence
09:31so we should probably get out there and get that.
09:34Okay, well, then we'll get Leo
09:35to take this out to the donger
09:37and they can time out the journey,
09:38let me see if the battery can make six cakes.
09:41Wait, Leo's not working with us today.
09:43Fuck!
09:44Okay, well, then you can write this out
09:45when we get back then.
09:46No, no!
09:47Yes!
09:47I never fit on that.
09:48I look like a Soviet circus bear.
09:49Detectives, the suspect has a message for you.
09:51No, no, do not do it, man.
09:53But do not tell me
09:54that he has changed his confession or some shit.
09:56The suspect has changed his lunch order.
09:58He now wants a dozen oysters, Kilpatrick,
10:00and something called a steak cake cooked well done.
10:07Luke, what are you doing now?
10:20I need to get the chainsaw from Barrow Creek, Diane.
10:22Well, you've been put on desk duty, Zaka.
10:23Yes, I know I have, but why?
10:25Luke, you have been removed from your team
10:26due to a personality clash.
10:28Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
10:30But they don't even know my name.
10:31Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you
10:33as evidenced by his severe constipation.
10:41Can I at least have access to lab three
10:43so I can autopsy Don Darrell's pelvis?
10:45I don't have a swipe card.
10:46Don Donald is not a priority for us, miss.
10:47Until the task force needs you,
10:49you can unpack the dishwasher
10:50and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
10:53A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane,
10:55and the chainsaw needs to be tested too
10:57because that was the thing
10:58that was used to disarticulate him.
11:04I bagged the chainsaw up
11:06and where the fuck did I put it?
11:07Hi, Luke.
11:08How'd you go with the scooter?
11:09Maybe it was where I was drinking.
11:11Hey, my Coke!
11:12Okay.
11:14Oh, here it is.
11:15Collins have found it.
11:16It's over here in front of Superfest's cage.
11:19What a shock.
11:19Yes, we'll come get you.
11:21What the fuck?
11:25Fuckin' Frank.
11:27Shitstirer.
11:28Yes, see you soon.
11:29Bye.
11:32Eddie.
11:33Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
11:35Yeah, it's just here.
11:37Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca
11:39while we're out here as well.
11:40Might help us with the cause of death.
11:41We've got loads of weapons out here,
11:43a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
11:46He could have stashed that on his scooter
11:47when he went to the pub.
11:48Moon boot done yet?
11:50Don't you get him to collect up this shit
11:51and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin, what?
11:54Luke didn't make it to the donger.
11:56The battery died three k's out of town.
11:58So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way,
12:01he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:10Exactly.
12:11He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
12:13There's no way he could manage any of this.
12:15I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
12:17He scooted here to his joint
12:19and then, then he went to the donger.
12:22What?
12:23How?
12:23Eddie, by our slingshots?
12:25As the crow flies
12:26because the crow avoids all roads, bridges
12:28and security cameras.
12:29Come on, Collins.
12:30We need to be like the crow.
12:31No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
12:34We need to be like the police.
12:35Come on, Collins.
12:36We take the chainsaw to forensics.
12:40Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
12:45Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event.
12:47I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys.
12:49It's butterscotch snaps
12:50and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
12:53Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
12:55Oh, yeah, great.
12:56Booked a private dining room.
12:58I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
13:00Oh, good.
13:01I mean, yeah, after 40 years of service,
13:03I expect to be a pretty good turnout.
13:05I started in the force when I was 20,
13:08just after I got married.
13:10But my husband, he didn't understand this job is a calling,
13:13so we divorced.
13:15Then he died, apparently.
13:18Right.
13:19Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
13:21Yeah, which one.
13:28When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat,
13:31I wasn't expecting one that you'd build out of classic barrels
13:34and zip-ties in the 90s, Eddie.
13:36Shut up.
13:36I'm thinking.
13:37OK, this is definitely Frank's tingy.
13:39I can tell by the portside piss stain.
13:41So what's happened is he rode it over here
13:43to the doner side of the river.
13:44Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here.
13:46Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
13:49It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night.
13:51The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck-off tide,
13:54and according to Al and his king-tide cultural business,
13:56it was a king-tide on Sunday.
13:59So, all right, Frank's fucking bush-bashed it.
14:02Thank you, thank you.
14:03All the way to dons.
14:05Eddie, Eddie, what are we doing?
14:07Our water bottles are still in the car.
14:09Come on, Collins, move your boobs.
14:11The doner's just on the other side of the DRR.
14:25Oh, she did.
14:28OK, sis, I'll drive to Perth.
14:30I'm rich now.
14:31I've got a phone.
14:32All right, bye.
14:33Cherry, did you find a phone?
14:35Yeah, it's here.
14:35It's a clip float.
14:36I wonder whose car this is.
14:38You reckon we could sell it?
14:39Got to get it running first, bros.
14:41You reckon it's here because aliens picked it up
14:43but it was too heavy so they dropped it again?
14:45Not aliens.
14:46Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then?
14:49Yeah.
14:50Uncle Roger says there's been biggest mob lights at night.
14:53Aliens beam me things up to their spaceship.
14:55He says it's a government conspiracy.
14:57As if.
14:57I took us a clue.
15:01And Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
15:03Nah, Pat gave us where she cleaned our lost property.
15:10OK, perfect.
15:10We have no reception.
15:14Come on.
15:15You're a lesbian.
15:15You're on a bushwalk.
15:16Just be guided by your gay.
15:18Oh, well, you know, Eddie,
15:19if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise,
15:21my gay would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit
15:24and my camel bladder.
15:26All right, all right.
15:26Yes, yes.
15:27We should have brought Kath's drink bottles.
15:30My piece back there's like pumpkin soup,
15:32but it's all good.
15:33We're in the DRR.
15:34I know this place like the moles on my fucking tits.
15:37Plus, if any grey man try anything,
15:39I've got the reflexes of a liger
15:40and a police-issued gun.
15:42Pew, pew.
15:43Look, uh, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns...
15:47Fuck my dick.
15:48What?
15:49Fruity juice.
15:51I knew it.
15:52Frank walked this track.
15:56Frank, it's his signature Chewie.
15:58Frank has sat here smoking a fag
16:00and chewing on his pineapple cut,
16:01and look, there's another wrapper.
16:04Uh, uh, right?
16:06Frank must have been nervous.
16:07He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
16:09Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
16:11Because no one else eats that.
16:12Tastes like toucan piss.
16:14Come on, Collins.
16:15Come on.
16:17Come on!
16:18The dong is just up here.
16:21Hey, wait, Eddie,
16:22I mean, those tropical chewing gum wrappers
16:24could be anyone's.
16:24It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank
16:25or Don's murder,
16:26so can we just forget about the donger
16:28and we...
16:29Now, shut your ring.
16:30Okay.
16:31Fruity juice has a short flavour window,
16:34so if Frank started a bit back there
16:36on that log,
16:37then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere...
16:39Eddie!
16:39Somewhere, like right...
16:44Here.
16:46I fucking told you Frank was here.
16:48Bag it.
16:50Gift wrap it.
16:51We got him.
16:53Let's get back to town
16:53and charge that rat fucker.
17:02And the rivers are the sea
17:03and the crocs are the sea
17:04and that is bigger smile
17:06with better than the other...
17:06Hey, Cherry,
17:07can you stop playing with that mic, please, Bob?
17:08No, why?
17:09Because it's giving me
17:10a real bad headache in my ears.
17:11Hey, Uncle Roger said
17:12you might have played outside all day
17:13to near peep from you.
17:15Yep, yep.
17:15So proud, tell you what.
17:17Hey, what'd you get up to?
17:18We found...
17:18A cool tree.
17:19Yep, we played that all day.
17:20You played a cool tree all day.
17:23Okay.
17:24Hey, what's that?
17:25Is it the buffalo?
17:26Is it Bob?
17:27Oh, I wish.
17:28Shove over, you two.
17:30No, Clay, meat farted.
17:31I didn't meat fart.
17:32That was boss.
17:38Eddie, it's getting dark
17:39and I don't recognise anything.
17:42I told you I know my shit.
17:47Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
17:49Yeah, we did.
17:49It was probably hiding
17:50behind a fat pandanus.
17:52You know, I may be
17:53dangerously low on electrolytes,
17:55but I reckon I would have remembered
17:57a four-wheel drive in our path.
18:00That's clearly been stolen.
18:01I'm going to write down
18:02that VIN number.
18:03It's just VIN.
18:04Just leave it.
18:05It's due diligence.
18:06No, come on.
18:07We've got to get you home
18:08before a mozzie bites your moot.
18:09Boat's just down there.
18:10It's not just there, Eddie.
18:12Just there is just more bugs
18:14because we are lost.
18:15No.
18:15I have a perfect sense of direction
18:17because of the mercury bird magnet
18:19in my brain.
18:19Eddie, you don't have
18:20a mercury bird magnet
18:22in your brain.
18:23How do you know?
18:23Because you are not
18:25a bloody bird.
18:26You're just pissed.
18:27I got the result.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29You know what?
18:30What?
18:31I knew we should have turned back
18:32and not pursued
18:33your half-cocked plan.
18:34Excuse me, not half-cockable.
18:35To my better judgment,
18:36I followed you
18:37and now I am dehydrated.
18:40There are bugs
18:41just nibbling at me
18:42like I am a corn cob
18:44and we are lost.
18:45I got the evidence
18:46we needed, didn't I?
18:47Well, that doesn't matter
18:47if we die getting it, Eddie.
18:49Why did you follow me
18:50if I am such a half-a-cock then, hey?
18:52Why?
18:52What's wrong with you?
18:54Well, I've just,
18:54I've been a little bit
18:55preoccupied all day, Eddie,
18:56because Bushy's service gun
18:57was found in the river yesterday.
19:03And, okay, yes,
19:04I was waiting to tell you
19:05at a more appropriate time,
19:07but you've actually
19:08been a nightmare all day.
19:09Yeah, yeah, great.
19:10Gotcha.
19:10It's half for the after.
19:11Okay, you're welcome.
19:15Also, sorry,
19:15I didn't know that Bushy's
19:16body was found around here.
19:18It wasn't.
19:19It was found 200 k's away,
19:21wrapped up in a net
19:22like a dead man
19:22in quality street.
19:23But his gun was here.
19:25So was Bushy
19:26in Barracrick when he died?
19:27What does it matter
19:28where he was,
19:29whether he was here
19:30or fucking straddling
19:31a satellite up in space, okay?
19:33He still topped himself,
19:34so just fucking leave it.
19:38Good, you're not dead.
19:39That makes it easier.
19:40Mickey!
19:41Mickey!
19:44Mickey!
19:46Mickey!
19:47Mickey!
19:59Again, Luke,
20:00we're very sorry
20:01we forgot about you.
20:01I will be taking tomorrow
20:02for personal leave.
20:08To get a load of the weather
20:11today,
20:11it's pretty,
20:14pretty cool.
20:16Have them, um,
20:18mammary
20:19just clouds,
20:21you know,
20:21the ones who look like
20:21boobs.
20:35Well, Skid,
20:36it's day three
20:37of the Bashnanza
20:38and the $200,000
20:39Golden Barra
20:40is still out there.
20:42That's right,
20:42Beefy,
20:42but today is all
20:43about the girls
20:44because it's
20:45Ladies' Day.
20:46It certainly is
20:47and Skiddy.
20:48Apparently,
20:48there's a Ladies' Day
20:50night event
20:50at the Barra Creek Pub.
20:51Ah, when's that?
20:52Today?
20:53No, that's tonight.
20:54Oh, yeah,
20:54I'm going to avoid that.
20:55Yeah, we'll be
20:55staying off the road.
20:58Coffee and tyres
20:59are offering tyre
21:00replacement
21:00and wheel alarm.
21:01I can't believe
21:02you were lost
21:02yesterday,
21:02sexy,
21:03I didn't even know.
21:04Oh, no,
21:04I wouldn't say
21:05we were lost
21:05per se, love.
21:06I would have
21:07combusted if I knew.
21:08Lucky I have
21:08my new book,
21:09you know,
21:09from the pub book swap.
21:10It's called
21:11Breathless Falls.
21:12Turns out it's
21:12lazy porn.
21:13I ended up wanking
21:13all night.
21:17It's about
21:17these two war widows
21:18in a little character
21:19tale station
21:19and they went
21:20to a waterfall
21:20called Breathless Falls
21:21and they came
21:22across this old hut
21:23and they just
21:23had a fucking
21:23in the hut.
21:25It's a fuck hut,
21:26Dolph.
21:26It's incredible.
21:27I'm in a constant
21:27state of cumming.
21:28I'm in a cum loop,
21:30Dolph.
21:30Great.
21:31Anyway,
21:31I'm done.
21:32Have you washed
21:32your bits?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Oh, fuckity,
21:35I've got our towels.
21:37Can you just
21:37wait?
21:39Hi, Joy.
21:39Is there a spare towel?
21:40Hi, Kat.
21:41Hi, Dulce.
21:42Hi, Joy.
21:43Yes, it is.
21:44Nice to see you.
21:45I'm ready to sell, sell, sell.
21:46Do you want my towel, Kat?
21:47Oh, no, no.
21:48I'll just drip dry.
21:51And breaking
21:52in backpacker news,
21:53the task force
21:54have located
21:54some of the girls'
21:55belongings
21:56at River Creek Mine
21:57but their four-wheel drive,
21:58a white land cruiser,
21:59has vanished
22:00without a trace.
22:01White land cruiser,
22:01great car.
22:02You've called
22:03Superintendent Colt Colt.
22:04Leave a message.
22:05Colt, it's Dulce.
22:06I think I've found
22:06the backpacker's vehicle
22:07so call me back.
22:08Hey.
22:09Hey, Lee,
22:09have you seen Eddie?
22:10Uh, no.
22:10I wanted to talk to you
22:11about my interview
22:11with the Daryls.
22:12That's fine,
22:12there's no need
22:13to apologise.
22:13Oh, no, I'm not
22:14apologising.
22:14Abby.
22:15Oh, hi, ma'am.
22:15I can't autopsy the pelvis
22:17because Diane won't
22:17let me into the lab
22:18because she's a human
22:19sphincter, but...
22:20Have you seen the
22:21WhatsApp I created
22:21for you, me, and man?
22:23Uh, no, I haven't.
22:24No worries.
22:25Have the task force
22:26found anything
22:27at the mine site?
22:27Um, no, so far
22:28they've only found
22:29a bunch of feral pig bones
22:30which are about as
22:31connected to the backpackers
22:32as they sound.
22:33Okay.
22:33How about Astrid
22:34and Ebba's vehicle?
22:35Any sign of that?
22:36No, that's still
22:37missing too.
22:38In fact,
22:39the only thing the task force
22:40has found
22:41that the River Creek
22:41mine site
22:42are those random
22:42old backpacks
22:43and I've seen
22:44photos of them.
22:45They have more
22:46Southern cross flags
22:47on them than an
22:47anti-vaxxer's bumper bar.
22:49So unless Astrid
22:50and Ebba immediately
22:50became Australian racist
22:52on their holiday,
22:52then that stuff...
22:54That doesn't belong
22:54to them.
22:55They're still out there.
22:56I agree, ma'am.
22:57Whatever happened to them,
22:58Detective,
23:01I went to go and
23:01collect the suspect's
23:03breakfast this morning.
23:04But Detective
23:05Redcliffe already
23:06picked up the suspect's
23:07breakfast on her way
23:08to interview him,
23:09which made my trip
23:10completely an
23:10utterly redundant.
23:11Sorry,
23:12Eddie is
23:13interrogating Frank
23:14without me.
23:14Yes, but she didn't
23:15pay for it,
23:16I did.
23:17So I'd like to be
23:18reimbursed a full
23:19$37.50.
23:21But Diane said
23:22that it's not my job
23:22to have ideas,
23:23it's my job
23:24to put rinse aid
23:25in the dishwasher.
23:26Stop it.
23:26Luke?
23:27Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
23:28Stop her.
23:29You tell Detective
23:29Redcliffe that while
23:30she is interviewing
23:31a suspect without me,
23:33I'm off to the
23:33DRR on another lead.
23:35I'll be back
23:35in half an hour.
23:36Abby, I gotta go.
23:37Okay, check the group chat.
23:38Where should your phone
23:39be, miss?
23:41Uh, well,
23:43my phone should be
23:45in my locker, Diane.
23:47Mm-hmm.
23:48But you know what?
23:48Lab equipment should be
23:49sterilized in the autoclave,
23:51not stacked in the dishwasher
23:52by you and put on
23:53a 30-minute eco-cycle.
23:55I mean, corrosive beakers
23:56covered in fuck-knows-what
23:58next to people's food containers
23:59and reusable straws.
24:01For shame, Diane.
24:02Now imagine what the prof
24:03would think of you
24:04if he heard this from me.
24:06What do you want, Abigail?
24:08I think you know
24:09what I want, Diane.
24:22Yes!
24:25How'd you sleep
24:25last night, Frank?
24:27What's the thread count
24:28of the sheets in here?
24:29Zero?
24:30Huh?
24:30There's my rice bubbles.
24:32No idea.
24:32These are my rice bubbles.
24:34Ah.
24:35Delicious.
24:38Went back to your place.
24:40Found your little
24:41brother's green trail
24:42of fruity juice wrappers
24:43all the way to Don's
24:44Donger.
24:45You got anything to say
24:46about that?
24:47Nah?
24:48Doesn't matter.
24:48Because I've fucking
24:49got you, mate.
24:50I've got you.
24:52You loaded up Don
24:53with crock-sucking cowboys
24:54and you row, row, rowed
24:55your boat over the river.
24:56You bush-bashed it
24:57to Don's place,
24:58bumped him off,
24:59hacked him up,
24:59dumped his body
25:00and then you row, row, rowed
25:02River.
25:11Colin!
25:17What's this?
25:18Why are you
25:19speedwalking with me?
25:20I need to talk to you
25:20about my Daryl family
25:21interview.
25:22Ah, yeah, well,
25:23you really side-fucked us
25:24with that, Leo,
25:24but apology accepted.
25:25I'm not apologising.
25:26DJ Daryl said that Don
25:27had me saved
25:28in his favourite.
25:28Collins, you in here?
25:29Frank's tinny is still
25:30on the Donger
25:31side of the river.
25:32Someone gave Frank
25:33a lift home.
25:34Do you hear me?
25:35Someone else was
25:36at the Donger.
25:36Frank had an accomplice.
25:38That's why he's not talking.
25:39Someone else is involved.
25:41Ah, sorry, Joy.
25:42Ignore that.
25:43That was just a funny joke.
25:44Um, yeah, sir.
25:45Backpack,
25:46can I just give you
25:46a bit of advice?
25:47Day to day.
25:48Ah, I haven't been
25:49listening to a word
25:50you can say.
25:50I know.
25:51Bane?
25:52Yeah, probably.
25:53Why not?
25:55Anyway, what were you saying?
25:56The public used my
25:57work message bank
25:58to report crocodile-based
25:59tip-offs.
26:00I went through the messages
26:00in my first week on the job
26:01and then I've never
26:02listened to them again
26:03because I don't want to.
26:04I respect that, Leo.
26:05Thanks.
26:06But last night,
26:07I found this message
26:08from Don.
26:08He left this
26:09two days before he was murdered.
26:10Leon, it's Don Darrell.
26:12I've just come into
26:13some very interesting
26:14information about
26:15what's been going on
26:16around here.
26:17It's about the lights
26:17in the sky.
26:18Let's just say,
26:19I know...
26:22I love it that way.
26:23I love it that way.
26:25The people behind this
26:26will try and kill me
26:27to keep the truth
26:28from getting out.
26:29The only way I aren't happy,
26:30they booted me out,
26:31but I won't shut up, Leon.
26:33I'm a truth teller.
26:34Meet me Monday.
26:35DJ!
26:36Turn that fucking
26:37duck root off!
26:38Obviously, I did a meet
26:39with Don on the Monday
26:40because he was dead.
26:41Well, who wanted to kill him?
26:42Who's this group
26:43he's talking about?
26:44The NUA.
26:45They're local conspiracy theorists
26:46who trade in the
26:47Cooker Classics,
26:47Aliens, 5G,
26:49World Economic Forum,
26:50The Great Fire of London
26:50being started by a rat
26:51spontaneously combusting.
26:53Their current president
26:53is a Mr. Surname Redacted.
26:56Fucking Roger.
26:58Frank's fucking garbage brother.
26:59The NUA.
26:59The NUA.
27:01The NUA.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:33Oh, my God.
28:02Oh, my God.
28:06Oh, my God.
28:08Oh, my God.
28:10Oh, my God.
28:10Oh, my God.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:13Oh, my God.
28:13Oh, my God.
28:14Oh, my God.
28:15Oh, my God.
28:15Oh, my God.
28:16Oh, my God.
28:17Oh, my God.
28:17Oh, my God.
29:13Oh, my God.
29:17Oh, my God.
29:47Oh, my God.
30:17Oh, my God.
30:36Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, my God.
31:00Oh, my God.
31:09Oh, my God.
31:11Oh, my God.
31:41Oh, my God.
32:10Oh, my God.
32:12Oh, my God.
32:50Oh, my God.
33:06Oh, my God.
34:01Don was murdered.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:36Oh, my God.
35:31Oh, my God.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:47Oh, my God.
35:49Oh, my God.
36:41Oh, yeah.
36:44Oh, my God.
37:16Oh, my God.
37:21Oh, my God.
37:23Oh, my God.
37:54Oh, my God.
38:06Oh, my God.
38:33Oh, my God.
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