2023 Nothing, Except Everything HOT TEEN MOVIE

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filmed throughout my last year of high school  to nothing and everything we feel.

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00:20Quick, think of a number one to ten.

00:22Yes, you. All of you in the audience right now.

00:24Or maybe it's just one of you. Or four of you. Or a hundred of you depending on how successful this movie is.

00:28Whatever. Just think of a number one to ten.

00:32Got it?

00:34Is it seven?

00:36Chances are I'm wrong, but for about one out of every three of you, I just blew your goddamn mind.

00:40But one out of three?

00:42Not one out of ten?

00:46How is that possible?

00:58The End

01:00Here's my theory. First of all, no one will pick one or ten, right?

01:04Like that's just stupid, picking from the ends.

01:06And you didn't even specify that one and ten are included, right?

01:08So people wouldn't want to mess up the rules or anything.

01:10Like it would be embarrassing to fuck up choosing the number one through ten.

01:12Why do you think people choose the number seven?

01:14Well, I'm an Aquarius, so three gives off five vibes for me.

01:18Yeah, five, bro.

01:20Like that's just midday, yeah?

01:22No cap.

01:23Well, you see, Pythagoras actually calculated even integers are more predictable.

01:27Two and four feel a bit harmless, if you will.

01:31You know, back in my day.

01:33Three.

01:34Nine.

01:35Five.

01:36Four.

01:37Five.

01:38Four.

01:39Nine.

01:43And so there it was.

01:45Science has found that 33% of people will choose seven, and yet no one could quite explain why.

01:52Out of a seemingly random set of arbitrarily assigned values, out of complete and utter meaninglessness and nothingness came.

01:59Everything!

02:02I mean, think about it.

02:03We live in a world with so much uncertainty, with like climate change, civil unrest, and-

02:07The only thing on CERB right now is what college you're going to.

02:10Miles, it's really not that complicated.

02:11Go to a good college, get a job, and die.

02:13And what's with all that one through ten shit you say every day?

02:15Yeah, what's with that anyway?

02:16Yeah, what's with that anyway?

02:18How about your extracurriculars?

02:22Can you do service?

02:23Miles!

02:24Miles!

02:25Focus!

02:26Time!

02:27Miles!

02:28Miles!

02:29Focus!

02:30Time!

02:31Miles!

02:32You won't have much time.

02:33I'll be talking.

02:34I'll be talking.

02:35I'll be talking.

02:36I'll be talking.

02:37I'll be talking.

02:52Where do you want to go next?

02:57I don't know.

03:02I don't know anything.

03:07Try to remember.

03:12Memories with you?

03:17With me.

03:19We're fucking graduates!

03:22Woo!

03:23Woo!

03:25Woo!

03:26Get this fuck down!

03:28Oh my God!

03:30Woo!

03:31No!

03:32No!

03:33Oh my God!

03:36Oh my God!

03:37Oh my God!

03:38Oh my God!

03:40Oh my God!

03:41Hey, what's the…

03:46What's the…

03:49It's…

03:50It's…

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03:53It's…

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03:57It's…

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04:00…

04:01…

04:02Do you know what you're thinking about?

04:03It's too…

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04:10No, no, no, I just, right, if we, maybe, if we could, yeah, absolutely, what, what are

04:29you, yeah, okay, well, I should probably, I should probably get going, I just have some

04:38work that I gotta do, same, cool, um, but it was really nice conversing with you, Harper,

04:44precisely, have a great night, Miles, you too, all right, wait, do you want to kiss?

04:53I don't know, I don't know, it's like, yeah, like, obviously, door, door, door, yeah, yeah,

04:58um, but obviously, so should we drive around, yeah, let's do that, yeah, let's.

05:28Seven, it was also the first time I encountered the pinnacle of existence, death.

05:38Why do you think that raccoon killed himself?

05:56He didn't. Animals don't do that.

06:01But what if they have feelings, just like us? Maybe his wife died and he went through months

06:06of existential grief and rehab.

06:11Where's all this coming from?

06:15Mom, did Uncle Fred kill himself?

06:23You'll never have control over what you learn.

06:26I didn't.

06:27Why?

06:28How did he know?

06:29I don't know.

06:31You'll never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

06:36Pick a number.

06:42One through ten.

06:46Oh.

06:47And now, you all are probably expecting a happy moral to the story.

06:53Or some kind of, but wait, there's more ending.

06:55But there is none.

07:01There's no meaning to any of this.

07:04There's no meaning to any of your shitty follow-your-dreams valedictorian speeches

07:08or virtue signaling.

07:10We live in a society.

07:11Pinterest quotes.

07:12And definitely there's no...

07:14And definitely there's no meaning to my pretentious, nihilistic, and ending attempt at self-awareness

07:20for the sake of self-awareness.

07:39Will you remember me?

07:40Of course.

07:47I don't think I will.

07:54Yeah, honestly, I don't think I will either.

07:57No, like, I'll remember you.

08:00But in, like, 50 years...

08:01Like, we probably won't give a fuck about each other.

08:03Right.

08:03Let's be honest.

08:04Exactly.

08:04Yeah.

08:05I mean, maybe, though.

08:13Yeah.

08:15I'd like to think so.

08:17I'll be like, remember that Miles kid?

08:21I really liked him.

08:23He was really cute.

08:25He had nice eyes.

08:29I guess.

08:31It's a weird feeling.

08:32It's a kind of fleeting feeling we'll only really experience once.

08:37Like, we're not going to realize how good we had it until we're old and inevitably lose

08:42contact with each other.

08:43And then...

08:46And then remembering all of this will be painful.

08:54Do you think, then, that it would be better to remember or forget?

09:02Yeah, me too.

09:16We begin tonight with New Mexico, where thousands of firefighters are battling a colossal wildfire.

09:22The worst day in more than four years for him.

09:24There's so many random things happening in the world at once that don't feel like they make sense.

09:28What you're about to see is graphic.

09:30Okay, now I'm going to ask you, what do you think the meaning of life is?

09:33Just to have fun and don't care what anyone else thinks of you at all.

09:38Just live in with the journey, the experience, and find some happiness there.

09:43Honestly, just do whatever the hell you want.

09:45Because, I mean, in the end, none of this is going to matter.

09:48And these people that you think care right now, they really don't.

09:52I guess to focus on yourself and do what you want to do and not waste time.

09:56To help people to do more good than bad.

09:59So, how do you feel about the future right now?

10:01Oh, maybe.

10:02The world's kind of uncertain at the moment.

10:05Personally, kind of scared.

10:07Not great.

10:08I'm just kind of nervous about it.

10:09It takes a lot of work to do on this day.

10:12I don't know where I'm going to go to college.

10:14I don't know what I want to do with my life.

10:16And so, I don't know where I'm going to go.

10:18It's just such an unexpected thing.

10:19You can never know what's going to happen next.

10:22I don't think anyone really knows what's going on.

10:26As a family man, I, uh, sort of meaning is the happiness for all my family members.

10:31The future of the past, present, is all a gift.

10:35All right.

10:35It's been a day.

10:36Two.

10:37The future's really scary.

10:38I don't really feel confident.

10:40Would I be here?

10:42Best!

10:43I'd say sad.

10:44Only because there's a lot of things that I benefit from in this world that a lot of people don't benefit from.

10:48It's a surprise.

10:50I kept my trip last year.

10:51But it didn't work out.

10:52The future is very unprotected.

10:53The world's biggest spirit is the ostrich.

10:55It's the ostrich.

10:57It's the ostrich.

10:57But this self is a jerk.

11:00But we all try to find our seven to hold on to.

11:06Love everyone that you can.

11:07Just go find someone and abuse them with your love.

11:10You know, the people that you spend it with just live life and not just exist.

11:14It's just really big.

11:15And you never know what's going to happen.

11:17Because existing is just waking up, going to work here.

11:19We live and we die.

11:21That's all that happens.

11:24You're gonna do great things, man.

11:26Seriously.

11:27I'm not believing you.

11:28Embrace it.

11:30Embrace every moment of it.

11:32You live in terror of not being misunderstood.

11:34You're always here.

11:36Always.

11:37There's clarity.

12:01There's clarity.

12:07I'm Sondra, production designer.

12:27Today, I have water guns.

12:29Hey John, look at the camera.

12:30No.

12:37Whatever you want.

12:38Oh, I'm so lucky.

12:41You are my best friend.

12:46Oh, there's no one, there's no one that knows me like you.

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