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[Hot 2025🔥] Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Pensione, prego. Si prega di costa la pensione.
00:03Non prego, non mi chiede se vuoi fare la pensione.
00:10Oh!
00:12Veda mia! Mi scusi, ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me. I... I'm so clumsy today. Mi scusi, cara.
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:24Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:27Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hm?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:58Talking to the hotel.
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:02Hey, you! Wait!
01:05Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:10No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:12We're Americans. We pay well.
01:15Get my wallet.
01:17Honey, you have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:20No!
01:27Damn it!
01:29The wallet's gone.
01:32We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:35What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Undo injured dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead.
01:40I can't believe. This is your fault.
01:47Sorry.
01:51Senore!
01:53You dropped this.
01:56Thanks.
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:01Uh, yeah.
02:02Put the suitcase in.
02:03Bye-bye.
02:07Prego.
02:11Un bonnet?
02:23Wait!
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me?!
02:43You just kidnapped me!
02:49Well then, go back to that stupido.
02:52God knows, I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sisu.
03:22Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:31Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:46Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:59In Sicily.
04:03Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:13It's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't drop anyone.
04:34We're just she and I, she...
04:37and I, she...
04:39She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:42What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:54Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the truth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senor.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Vasta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:19No.
05:20I...
05:21I...
05:22That's...
05:23That's true.
05:24Yeah, um...
05:25I'm...
05:26I'm his fiancée.
05:27Bravo!
05:28Ma brava!
05:29I sent it!
05:30I sent it!
05:31And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:32Oh no, that's rude.
05:33That's more rude.
05:34Signore Caruso, that's rude.
05:35You're Cecilia.
05:36I'm Cecilia.
05:37So when's the wedding?
05:38It's tomorrow!
05:39Oh!
05:40Oh...
05:43Then I'll come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware...
05:48If this is fake...
05:49You both go to jail.
05:51Then I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:57At our family tavern.
05:59Adomani.
06:01I came here to escape my husband, and now I have to get married instead?
06:13Tranquilla.
06:14Tranquilla, Bella.
06:15You're a tourist.
06:16They will search for you anywhere, but under a veil.
06:19That is Cecilia and Vivian, eh?
06:21Hey, listen.
06:22You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail, so either we're saving each other,
06:29or we're both sinking under the water.
06:41Bravo.
06:44What's wrong with you?
06:45Once, just once.
06:46Even after the prayer, we killed three times.
06:49What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?
07:01This is where we're getting married tomorrow, eh?
07:03That's Lucilla.
07:05What wedding, Francesco?
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:11Uh...
07:12Adesso...
07:13Meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:15Hi.
07:18Americano.
07:19Oh, Francesco, si.
07:20Cento per cento Americano.
07:23Matteo.
07:24You drive insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal!
07:32And not today you bring this Americano.
07:34You call Bride and your family tavern.
07:37Or, e non parliamo italiano.
07:38We speak English for the Americano.
07:40But, fratello, fratello,
07:42ma basta.
07:43Fratello, she's family right now.
07:45How could you?
07:46We have enough.
07:47We just do.
07:48This is our family cafe.
07:50I'm the only one working here while you're off.
07:53God knows what.
07:54What is in your head, fratello?
07:56Ma sai, no lanzare la voce con me cosi, eh?
07:59Hey!
08:00You know the echo here is too loud,
08:01because this tower is always empty.
08:03Stop!
08:04Basta!
08:05I'm sick of this!
08:07I'm so sick of this!
08:10Maybe if you actually help me,
08:11wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy!
08:17Work here yourself.
08:19And,
08:20for your dumb wedding!
08:27So,
08:29your brother hates you,
08:31you steal,
08:32police are after you,
08:34and,
08:35you're in your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:41This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55A nice deal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:08You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:15There was something familiar in this boy.
09:17Oh,
09:19Oh,
09:20Oh,
09:21yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family.
09:24Where you're valued.
09:26And loved.
09:28And loved.
09:52Are this your parents?
09:53Stay out of this.
10:00Yes.
10:02All mine, Papa.
10:03There was always a sea of people here.
10:18A Mediterranean Sea,
10:20as Papa called it.
10:22Okay.
10:23But after they died,
10:25it's a lens.
10:27They always wanted me and my brother to
10:30keep the tavern alive.
10:32There will be new life.
10:34New weddings, new people.
10:37But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:44We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:46I know what it's like to live one life.
10:56All dreaming of another.
11:05Manaja.
11:07The client.
11:16And there,
11:30in a cozy little corner,
11:33hit the family's biggest secret.
11:36One I was trying to solve.
11:39Not knowing it would change my life
11:42and the lives of everyone around me.
11:46And there,
11:47and there,
11:48and there,
11:49and there,
11:51and there.
11:53Signora Giordano.
11:54Signora Giordano.
11:55Signora Giordano,
11:56we prego.
11:57Maybe,
11:58maybe order something else.
11:59Anything at all.
12:00and there,
12:01and there,
12:02and there,
12:03and there.
12:07Mom,
12:08with such a cold heart,
12:09you will never make it to heaven.
12:14At the gates,
12:15you will see the same sign.
12:16Close.
12:17Mark my words.
12:18No.
12:19No, no, no.
12:20It couldn't be.
12:21Hey.
12:22What?
12:23No.
12:24No, no, no.
12:25It couldn't be.
12:26Hey.
12:27Arancini?
12:28Mm.
12:29No, no, no.
12:30No, no, no.
12:31It couldn't be.
12:32Hey.
12:33Arancini?
12:34Mm.
12:35No, no, no, no.
12:36Caponade.
12:37No.
12:38No, no, no.
12:39It couldn't be.
12:40Hey.
12:41Arancini?
12:42Mm.
12:43No, no, no.
12:44No, no.
12:45No, no, no.
12:46It couldn't be.
12:47Hey.
12:48Arancini?
12:49Mm.
12:50No, no, no, no.
12:51No, no, no.
12:52No, no, no.
12:53No, no, no.
12:54No, no.
12:55No, no.
12:56No, no.
12:57No, no.
12:58Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:07But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it.
13:17Many times.
13:18Hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked.
13:21The, the tavern emptied because of it.
13:24Your father left you the tavern, but your mother,
13:28she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:39Not a woman.
13:42An Angela.
13:43Sent from the heaven.
13:46Hey.
13:49You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
14:05You step by kissing me for every five minutes.
14:08Of course.
14:11Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:20Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:29Oh.
14:30Hey you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:39If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.
14:43And I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:50My wife missing too.
14:53Oh.
14:54Wife.
14:55Missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:11In the meantime, send her footer to the station.
15:14Ciao.
15:15Americano.
15:18Hey, you.
15:20You're a local, right?
15:22I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26Wife.
15:27I don't understand.
15:28No more Americano.
15:29I will pay you.
15:31If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:45Allora.
15:46Matteo.
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallet weren't enough.
15:51You're stealing wives now to-
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco.
15:55Ascolta.
15:56I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:58Do you hear yourself, Matteo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved our tower.
16:04Ma che cosa?
16:06Andiamo.
16:07Andiamo, guarda.
16:09Guarda in terreno.
16:10Guarda in terreno.
16:11Guarda in terreno.
16:12Guarda in terreno.
16:13Guarda in terreno.
16:14Guarda in terreno.
16:15Francesco, guarda in terreno.
16:17Guarda in terreno.
16:18I melted into that place, into the walls.
16:33The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth.
16:46Everything I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably, incompletely.
16:56Hey, good evening.
16:59We'll see you later.
17:01Bye, bye.
17:02Don't forget to come tomorrow, yes?
17:04Yes.
17:05Bye.
17:06Bye.
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you, just like as we all are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani.
17:20A domani, ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:22That...
17:23Mamma, grazie.
17:24Grazie, Mamma!
17:25Ah!
17:26Looks like our parents sent you from Edinburgh.
17:29You're an Angelo.
17:30Oh, yeah!
17:31Yeah, yeah!
17:33Ah!
17:34Looks like our parents sent you from Edinburgh.
17:36Brother and Angelo...
17:39Oh!
17:40Yeah, yeah!
17:41Aaaaah!
17:42well this all needs no see but you know you're in Italy nobody's in her here
18:12he stole me just to give me my dream
18:30and I was afraid to close my eyes afraid to breathe to move
18:42because I knew this dream had to end
19:02tomorrow
19:12oh this address will do
19:26bellissimo Francesco bellissimo
19:30see signora Giordana this is our mother's we kept it in our family home
19:39for you because you are a family now
19:44thank you
19:56I dreamed of becoming part of this family but I couldn't I couldn't keep the saving
20:09this people just to save myself
20:18hey hey wait you promised to help me I sent you my wife father and you didn't
20:28even reply
20:29oh strange I never received anything wait are you going to help me or not
20:36you see Sicilian police you always have those in me but not when they were invited to a
20:44wedding
20:45scusi
20:46you've got to be kidding me
20:50and now with all the blessings from above
21:14I stood there looking into his eyes and I realized that for the first time in my life I had met the one who made me happy
21:33forgive me I'm so clumsy his first hug
21:44his first touch
21:45she's my fiance
21:50his first kiss
21:52the way he looked at me
21:55He looked at me, his tenderness, and what happened between us that night.
22:09I dreamed of being with him.
22:16But I couldn't.
22:18I only had one thing to say.
22:20I can't.
22:21I'm sorry, I...
22:26I can't become part of your big family.
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived, and I...
22:33I deceive you all.
22:37I'm married.
22:40It's all vacant.
22:43Matera only helped me to escape my husband.
22:46So you lied to me after all?
22:48No, no, Commissario.
22:49No, no, he did it for me.
22:51Why ask him to?
22:53This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves the punishments...
22:59Because I'm the one with the hospital.
23:03And here he is!
23:07Darling, it's alright.
23:10Come with me.
23:11Come with me.
23:12And we...
23:13Leave this country.
23:14Dammit.
23:15Town.
23:16Right now.
23:17Okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me.
23:25Sorry.
23:26Hey, wait.
23:27What if it's not a lie?
23:28Maybe you're not here by an extent.
23:41Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:44Kara, listen.
23:46Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:52What?
23:53What did you say?
23:54All above?
23:55She's married!
23:56She's married!
23:57For Christ's sake!
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him, but right now you're here.
24:05Incessible.
24:06Among three seas, among my family and...
24:09And my tavern.
24:10And I want all this to be yours.
24:14Hear me.
24:16I am yours.
24:18And I want you to be my angel.
24:21Hey!
24:22Are you invisible?
24:23Huh?
24:24You're a cop!
24:25Do something!
24:26Faster!
24:27If they say their vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses,
24:35Then you legal marriage...
24:38Nothing!
24:39My child, have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:45We were about to, so...
24:47Dan!
24:48It's up to you.
24:52Let me be a husband.
24:55Yes.
24:57I said yes.
24:58What?
24:59It's illegal!
25:00It's illegal!
25:01Yeah!
25:06Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:15Remember that.
25:18I'm Kira.
25:20And this is my Italian love story.
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