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Stolen By Italian Macho (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00Attenzione prego!
00:02Si frega di portare l'attenzione alla macchina!
00:05Non letta!
00:07Numero 1 del pari...
00:11Oh!
00:13Edda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me! Forgive me!
00:17I... I'm so clumsy today!
00:19Mi scusi, cara!
00:21Mi scusi, cara!
00:25Welcome to Sicily!
00:30Idiot!
00:36Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:44What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see you naked?
00:51Hey, you! Wait!
00:53Hey, you! Wait!
00:55Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
00:57No!
00:59No, senor! I'm in Harry!
01:01We Americans! We pay well!
01:03Get my wallet!
01:05You have it!
01:07Ciao!
01:09Damnit!
01:11The wallet's gone!
01:12We are broke now!
01:13Happy!
01:14What are you looking at, huh?
01:15Other guy?
01:16Undo in your dress?
01:17Where you did let the lead! This is your fault!
01:31We are broke now.
01:33Happy.
01:35What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Under your dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead.
01:41This is your fault.
01:51Senore.
01:52You dropped this.
01:56Thanks.
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:01Uh, yeah.
02:02Put this suitcase in.
02:03Go, go.
02:07Please.
02:11Come on.
02:23Wait.
02:24Why did you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:31What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:40Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me?
02:44You just kidnapped me.
02:50Well then, go back to that stupido.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06I just thought you were a thief.
03:07Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sisu.
03:23Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:27You see?
03:28Face of yours?
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, Guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:41Please, Bella, wake up.
03:43I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:06You were planning the escape yourself.
04:13That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just she and I, she, and I, she...
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:43Hey, you see?
04:53Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:03No, I respect you, senor.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Basta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17No.
05:18And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:20No.
05:21No.
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Bravo.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:31Oh, no.
05:32That's rude.
05:33That's more rude.
05:34Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:35You're Cecilia.
05:36I'm Cecilia.
05:37She...
05:38Allora, so when's the way?
05:39It's tomorrow.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:43Then I'll come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:52And now we'll be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:56At our family tavern.
05:59At the money.
06:01Oh.
06:02You've heard that?
06:03Mateo, what's wrong?
06:04Hey, Santa Maria.
06:05Who's this?
06:06I came here to escape my husband, and now I have to get married instead?
06:10Tranquilla.
06:11Tranquilla, Bella, you're a tourist.
06:12and now I have to get married instead?
06:14Tranquilla. Tranquilla, Bella, you're a tourist.
06:17They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:20That's a civilian wedding, eh?
06:22Hey, listen. You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:26I don't want to go back to the jail,
06:28so either we're saving each other
06:30or we're both sinking under the water.
06:42What's wrong with you? Once, just once.
06:47Even after the prayer, we kissed three times.
06:57What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What? This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:03What wedding?
07:06Francesco.
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:10Uh...
07:12Adesso...
07:13Meet my bride.
07:15Hi.
07:18Americana.
07:19Oh, Francesco, si.
07:20100% Americana.
07:23Matteo.
07:24You drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal!
07:31And now today you bring this Americana.
07:34You call bride into our family taverna.
07:37Now we don't speak Italian.
07:39We speak English for you, my girl.
07:41But, fratello!
07:42Fratello!
07:43But, basta.
07:44Fratello, she's family right now.
07:46How could you?
07:47Yeah, I mean, now we just do.
07:49This is our family cafe.
07:51I'm the only one working here.
07:52What do you know?
07:53You got no water.
07:55What is in your head, fratello?
07:57It's fine.
07:58It's fine.
07:59It's fine.
08:00Hey!
08:01You know the echo here is too loud because this table is always empty.
08:04Basta!
08:06Sick of these.
08:08I'm so sick of these.
08:10Maybe if you actually help me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:17Work here yourself.
08:19And for your damn wedding.
08:27So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe.
08:38You're doing great.
08:39What?
08:42This is not just a cafe.
08:46That's my father's life.
08:49My mother's.
08:51My brother's and mine.
08:55Oh.
08:56And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:11Yeah, I...
09:15There was something familiar in this boy.
09:19Fuck!
09:21Oh, yes.
09:23Shattered dreams of a happy family.
09:26Where you're valued and loved.
09:37It's fair from me.
09:38Look...
09:52Are this your parents?
09:53Stay out of this.
09:55Yes, or mine, Papa.
10:14There was always a sea of people here.
10:18A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:21But after they died, they always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive.
10:32There will be new life, new weddings, new people.
10:37But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:43We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:51I know what it's like to live one life, while dreaming of another.
11:04Manaja.
11:06Hmm?
11:06The client.
11:07And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret.
11:35One I was trying to solve.
11:38Not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:44Signora Giordano.
11:54Signora Giordano, vi prego.
11:55Maybe, maybe order something else.
11:57Anything at all.
12:06Ma, with such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:09At the gates, you will see the same sign.
12:15Close.
12:16Mark my words.
12:16Mark.
12:34Fuck.
12:34Hey, hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:03But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it.
13:17Many times, hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked.
13:21The, the tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future
13:31wives.
13:31Only women could understand them.
13:39Not a woman.
13:40An angel sent from the heaven.
13:45Hey.
13:45You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:52Maybe the Venice.
13:53Can you separate me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:08Santa Maria.
14:11Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:15Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:30Oh, hey you.
14:31I've been robbed.
14:33Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Cecilie, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost 10 kilos already, and I don't want
14:44that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:50My wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:06If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:11In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:14Ciao, Americano.
15:18Hey, you.
15:18You're a local, right?
15:21I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:36Allora.
15:46Mateo.
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallet's were ninata.
15:51You're stealing wives now, Tua.
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco.
15:55Ascolta.
15:55I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:58Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02She saved our daughter.
16:05But what?
16:06Let's go.
16:07Let's go.
16:08Look.
16:08Look, look.
16:09Go, look.
16:10Go, go, go.
16:10Go, go.
16:11Go, go, go.
16:11Go, go, go.
16:12Francesco, go, go.
16:12Go, go.
16:13Go, go.
16:14I melted into that place, into the walls.
16:33The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth.
16:44Everything I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably, incompletely.
16:57Eh, buona serata!
16:59Ci vediamo dopo!
17:01Ciao, ciao!
17:02Non dimenticate di venire domani, sì?
17:05Sì! Ciao!
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here!
17:11This food is lucky to have you!
17:14Just like as we all are!
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding!
17:19Adomani!
17:20Adomani!
17:21Ciao!
17:22Ciao!
17:24Mamma!
17:25Grazie!
17:26Grazie, mamma!
17:27Grazie!
17:28Grazie, mamma!
17:29Ah!
17:30Looks like our parents sent you from Abel.
17:31We're an angelo!
17:32Oh!
17:33Yeah!
17:34Yeah!
17:35Yeah!
17:36Yeah!
17:37Yeah!
17:38Yeah!
17:39Yeah!
17:40Yeah!
17:41Yeah!
17:42Yeah!
17:43AAAAAAAH!!!
17:48What?
17:49What?
17:50How so?
17:51What?
17:54Well...
17:55This all needs clean up.
17:58Si.
18:00But you know you're in Italy.
18:03Nobody's in her here.
18:05He stole me just to give me my dream, and I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:35Afraid to breathe, to move, because I knew this dream had to end, tomorrow.
19:05Oh, this is Andreas Wolder.
19:26Beautiful, Francesco, beautiful.
19:30Yes, signora Giordana, this is our mother.
19:33We kept it in our family home.
19:37For you, because you are a family now.
19:41Yes, yes, yes.
19:42Yes.
19:43Okay, let's see you.
19:49I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:03But I couldn't.
20:04I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.
20:10Hey!
20:11Hey!
20:12Wait!
20:13Uh, you promised to help me.
20:14I sent you my wife's photo, and you didn't even reply.
20:17Oh, strange.
20:18I never received anything.
20:19Wait!
20:20Are you going to help me or not?
20:24You see, Sicilian policy always helps those in me.
20:25But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:26Excuse me.
20:27You've got to be kidding me.
20:31should have trained for myself?
20:32I don't trust you!
20:33Beautiful, medio, Short Pope, and I did anything.
20:34I haven't yet remembered any living in that family.
20:35Let him do that.
20:36Excuse me.
20:37Come and see you are happy.
20:38Yes, I dont know exactly what the teenagers are.
20:40Oh, forget my.
20:41Oh, okay, let's see you.
20:50That is great.
20:52You guys and I, oh, before we go up there, he had thoughts of�,
20:54and I thought you would have received anything.
20:55Wait!
20:56Are you going to help me or not?
20:57Ciao tutti!
21:11And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:17I stood there looking into his eyes, and I realized that for the first time in my life, I had met the one who made him happy.
21:35Forgive me, I'm so clumsy today, Miss Guzzi.
21:39His first hug, his first touch, his first kiss, the way he looked at me, his tenderness, and what happened between us that night.
22:09I dreamed of being with him.
22:17But I couldn't.
22:19I only had one thing to say.
22:21I can't.
22:25I'm sorry, I...
22:27I can't become part of your big family.
22:30Because family isn't to be deceived, and I...
22:34I deceive you all.
22:37I'm married.
22:41It's all fake, and...
22:43Mateo only helped me to escape my husband.
22:47So you lied to me after all?
22:49No, no, Kamisani, it was fake.
22:50No, no, he did it for me.
22:51I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:59Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:03And here he is!
23:05Hmm?
23:07Darling.
23:08It's alright.
23:09Hmm?
23:10Come with me, and we'll leave this country, dammit town, right now, okay?
23:18Forgive me for lying to me.
23:23I'm sorry.
23:24Hey, wait.
23:25What if it's not a lie?
23:26Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:28Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:29Kara, listen.
23:30Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:32What?
23:33What did you say?
23:34Both above?
23:35She's married!
23:36She's married!
23:37She's married!
23:38Christ's sake!
23:39I...
23:40I...
23:41I...
23:42I...
23:43I...
23:44I...
23:45I...
23:46I...
23:47I don't care what papers you have signed.
23:48I don't care who you are to him, but...
23:49Right now you're here.
23:50Incisible.
23:51Among three seas, among my family and...
23:52And my tavern.
23:53And I want all this to be yours.
23:54Hear me?
23:55I don't care who you are to him, but...
23:56Right now you're here.
23:57Incisible.
23:58Among three seas, among my family and...
23:59And my tavern.
24:00And i want all this to be yours.
24:01Hear me...
24:02I am yours.
24:03And I want you to be my angel.
24:04I'm not him.
24:05Hey!
24:06Are you a visible?
24:07Huh?
24:08You a cop!
24:09Do something!
24:10Faster!
24:11If they say they are all...
24:13I don't care who you are to him, but...
24:14I don't care who you are to him, but...
24:15I don't care who you are to him, but...
24:16Right now you're here.
24:18In Season.
24:19Among three seas, among my family, and...
24:20And my tavern.
24:21And I want all this to be yours.
24:23Hear me...
24:24I am yours.
24:25I want you to be my angel.
24:26I am down.
24:27Hey!
24:28Are you invisible?
24:29there, vows here, in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses, then you
24:36legal marriage is nothing. My child, have you been married in church? No. We were
24:46about to solve it. Then, it's up to you.
24:51Let me be a husband. Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage. It's when they
25:11open the doors of their home and family to you. Remember that. I'm Kira, and
25:21this is my Italian love story.
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