- 3 months ago
Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Attenzione prego!
00:02Si prega di portare attenzione la manaccia!
00:05Non lo ecco!
00:07Numero 3 del volo...
00:11Oh!
00:13Veda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me!
00:17I... I'm so clumsy today!
00:19Mi scusi, cara!
00:21Mi scusi, cara!
00:25Welcome to Sicily!
00:30Idiot!
00:36Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:39Do you like him?
00:41Hmm?
00:44What the hell is this?
00:47Honey, I don't know how...
00:49Do you want everyone to see you naked?
00:51I'm talking to the hotel!
00:53Hey, you! Wait!
00:54Hey, you! Wait!
00:55Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
00:57No!
00:58No, senor! I'm in Harry!
00:59We're Americans! We pay well!
01:01Get my wallet!
01:03You have it!
01:05Ciao!
01:07Damn it!
01:08The wallet is gone!
01:09We are broke now!
01:10Happy?
01:11What are you looking at, huh?
01:12I'm not a man!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:30No!
01:31No!
01:32No!
01:33My that's why I am broke now!
01:35Happy?
01:36What are you looking at, huh?
01:37Other guy?
01:38Under your dress?
01:39Where you did let me live.
01:41This is your fault.
01:52Senores!
01:53You drop this!
01:57Thanks.
01:58So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:01Ehhh yeah.
02:02Put this suitcase in!
02:04Go, go!
02:07Please!
02:11Come on!
02:23Wait!
02:25Where did you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby!
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:40Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:50Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:09Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19Thief.
03:20I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:26Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:30Face of yours?
03:32Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
03:59In Sicily.
04:03Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:26Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just she and I.
04:36She...
04:37And I.
04:38She...
04:39She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:53Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth, Madonna Mia.
05:02What's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senora.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Basta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20No.
05:21No.
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Bravo.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:31Oh, no.
05:32That's rude.
05:33Senora Caruso.
05:34That's rude.
05:35You're Cecilia.
05:36I'm Cecilia.
05:37She...
05:38Allora.
05:39So when's the way?
05:40It's tomorrow.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh.
05:43Then I'll come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:57Laura has sent it.
05:58Mateus, excuse me.
05:59Hey, Santa Maria.
06:00Who is such a bad kisser?
06:02I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:05Tranquil.
06:06Tranquilla.
06:07Tranquilla.
06:08Bella.
06:09You're a tourist.
06:10They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:11That's a silly wedding, eh?
06:12Hey, listen.
06:13You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:14I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:15So either we're saving each other.
06:16Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:17Hey, listen.
06:18You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:19I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:20So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:33I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:34So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:42Bravo.
06:43What's wrong with you?
06:45Once, just once.
06:46Even after the prayer we killed three times.
06:51what godforsaken place is this what this is where we're getting married tomorrow
07:03ah what wedding francesco francesco ciao fratello uh adesso meet my bride hi
07:15americano oh francesco si cento per cento americano mateo you drive me insane
07:26cosa you disappear for weeks you steal and not today you bring this americana you call bride
07:36into our family taverna ora non parliamo italiano we speak english for you ma fratello fratello
07:42ma basta fratello she's family right now how could you have enough we just do this is our family
07:50cafe i'm the only one working here while you're off doing god no what what is in your head
07:56you know the echo here is too loud because this taver is always empty
08:03what's up sick of these i'm so sick of these maybe if you actually have it wouldn't be on a verge of
08:12bankruptcy
08:17work here yourself and for your damn wedding
08:22so your brother hates you you steal police are after you and you're in your family cafe
08:38you're doing great
08:42this is not just a cafe
08:43that's my father's life my mother's my brother's in mine
08:54oh and i steal just to cover the depths because that's the only way i can save this place
09:03you know what my brother's right you're americana you'll never understand
09:09it
09:10yeah i uh
09:15there was something familiar in this boy
09:20oh yes shattered dreams of a happy family where you're valued and loved
09:39are this your parents stay out of this
09:53yes
10:00yes
10:00yes
10:02or mine papa
10:14there was always a sea of people here a mediterranean sea as papa called it
10:23but after they died
10:25silence
10:27they always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive
10:32that there will be new life new weddings new people
10:37but we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive
10:44we can't even recreate mama's cook
10:46i know what it's like to live one life i'll dream of another
10:57but i know what i'd say they just wanted to do
11:00thank you
11:02i think about laughing
11:05Awesome
11:06absolutely
11:07did you
11:08i know
11:08why
11:09i know
11:10the
11:10moment
11:10what
11:10i know
11:12i know
11:12what's
11:12not
11:13but no
11:13i know
11:15what
11:15i know
11:16what's
11:17i know
11:18and
11:18it's
11:19good
11:20oh
11:20mam
11:23oh
11:23And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:44Signora Giordano, signora Giordano, we prego, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:06Ma, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:12At the gates you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:17No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:29No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:43Hey!
12:47Arancini?
12:48No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:50Pasta alla norma.
12:52Come here!
12:53Hey, hey, hey.
12:54I'm not done yet.
12:55Don't jinx it.
12:56But how?
12:57Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
12:58It was all in there.
12:59But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:02Tavern ever worked!
13:03The tavern ever worked!
13:04The tavern emptied because of it.
13:05Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for
13:09your future wives.
13:10Only women could understand them.
13:25father left you the tavern but your mother she must have left the recipes for your future wives
13:32only women could understand them no not a woman an angelo sent from the heaven hey
13:49you want me to steal something for you huh maybe the venice
13:55you're separating me for every five minutes of course
14:11santa maria madonna santa the real customers
14:15damn internet damn italy where is the police station
14:28damn italy oh hey you i've been robbed do something right now this is sicily my friend
14:39if i went looking for every lost world i'd have lost 10 kilos already and i don't want that
14:45so i'm going to dinner it's not just the wallet my wife missing too oh wife missing with the wallet
14:57look near prada and gucci case clothes that's it if they don't show up in three days then come
15:10back in the meantime send her photo to the station ciao america
15:15hey you you you're a local right see i i i need the car i i find my wife
15:26right now i don't understand no more america i will pay you if you find her my wife
15:43you're stealing wives now you're stealing wives now
15:53basta basta ascolta francesco ascolta i i didn't steal her i love her
15:58do you hear yourself of mateo we'll be in deep trouble because of you but she saved our tower
16:04i melted into that place into the walls
16:25the people the smell of food and the words there was so much love and family worm
16:42everything i ever dreamed of and i melted into his eyes irrevocably and completely
16:56i'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding i don't money i don't mind
17:21it looks like our parents sent for me but we're an angelo
17:38oh yeah well this all needs you know see but you know you're in italy nobody's in heart here
18:08oh
18:26he stole me just to give me my dream
18:30and i was afraid to close my eyes afraid to breathe to move
18:52because i knew the stream had to end
19:04tomorrow
19:06oh this address will do
19:20bellissimo francesco
19:24bellissimo
19:28see signora giordana this is our mother
19:36we kept it in our family
19:40for you because you are a family now
19:42yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
19:50okay
19:51we see you then
19:54thank you
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family
20:03But I couldn't
20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people
20:09Just to save myself
20:20Hey, hey, wait
20:22You promised to help me
20:25I sent you my wife's photo
20:27And you didn't even reply
20:29Oh, strange, I never received anything
20:31Wait
20:32Are you going to help me or not?
20:38You see, Sicilian police always help those in need
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding
20:45Scusi
20:46You've got to be kidding me
20:52Ciao tutti
20:58And now, with all the blessings from above
21:14The bride
21:16I stood there looking into his eyes
21:27And I realized
21:28That for the first time in my life
21:31I had met the one who made him happy
21:34Forgive me, I'm so clumsy today, Miss Coozie
21:38His first hug
21:40His first touch
21:46She's my fiancé
21:49What the fuck?
21:50His first kiss
21:51The way he looked at me
21:56His tenderness
21:58And what happened between us that night
22:03I dreamed of being with him
22:12But I couldn't
22:18I only had one thing to say
22:21I can't
22:21I'm sorry
22:25I
22:25I can't become part of your big family
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived
22:32And I
22:32I deceive you all
22:36I'm married
22:39It's all vacant
22:42But
22:42Matera only helped me to escape my husband
22:46So you lied to me after all?
22:49No, no, Kamisani
22:50No, no, he did it for me
22:51I asked him to
22:53This fake wedding was my decision
22:55And if anyone deserves a punishment
22:57It's me
22:58Because I'm the one with a husband
23:01And here he is
23:04Darling
23:08It's alright
23:09Come with me
23:12And we
23:13Leave this country
23:15Dammit
23:16Town
23:17Right now, okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me
23:23I'm sorry
23:27Hey, wait
23:33What if it's
23:36Not a lie?
23:38Maybe
23:38You're not here
23:39By an accident
23:40Maybe
23:42Someone above
23:43Brought us together here
23:45Kara, listen
23:46Only you could
23:48Bring life back to this place
23:50And change me
23:52What?
23:53What do you say?
23:54All above?
23:55She's married
23:56She's married
23:57Christ's sake
23:58I don't care
23:59What papers you have signed
24:01I don't care
24:02Who you are
24:03To him
24:03But
24:03Right now
24:04You're here
24:05In Sissabon
24:06Among three Sissabon
24:07I want my family
24:08And my family
24:08And my daughter
24:10And I want
24:12All this to be yours
24:13Hear me
24:16I am yours
24:18And I want you to be my angel
24:20I'm not there
24:21Hey
24:22Are you invisible?
24:24Huh?
24:25You a cop
24:25Do something
24:26Faster
24:27If they say
24:29Their
24:30Vows here
24:31In presence of God
24:33A priest
24:34And all these witnesses
24:35Then you
24:36Legal marriage
24:38Nothing
24:40My child
24:41Have you been married
24:42In church?
24:44No
24:44We were about to
24:47So
24:47Then
24:48It's up to you
24:50Let me be a husband
24:53Yes
24:56I said yes
24:58What?
24:59It's illegal
24:59It's illegal
25:01Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home
25:13And family to you
25:15Remember that
25:17I'm Kira
25:20And this
25:22Is my Italian love story
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