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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Movie
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00:00I'll give you a minute.
00:01Please, please, please, please.
00:04Please, please, please, please, please.
00:08Please, please, please, please, please.
00:11Oh!
00:12Veda mia!
00:13Mi scusi, ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me.
00:17I'm so clumsy today.
00:18Mi scusi, cara, huh?
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:24Mm!
00:24Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:26Idiot
00:30Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:47Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:56I'm talking to the hotel
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:01Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No!
01:09No, senor! I'm in Harry!
01:11We are Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16Oh, you have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:26Damn it!
01:28The wallet's gone.
01:31We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy? Undoing your dress?
01:38Where you did let the lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:50Senor!
01:52You drop this!
01:55Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:03Stay back.
02:06Please.
02:10Amunik.
02:23Wait.
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:31What the hell is this?
02:36Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me?
02:43You just kidnapped me!
02:44Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually, I am.
03:12So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:25Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of...
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:31If you realize what my husband will do to me because of you...
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:49He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer?
03:58In Sicily?
04:02Madonna.
04:04You were planning the escape yourself.
04:13That's none of your business.
04:17Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:27Caruso.
04:28Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:30Stealing from tourists again?
04:31No, no, no, commissario.
04:32I didn't drop anyone.
04:34We're just she and I.
04:35She and I.
04:37She.
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:38What?
04:39What?
04:49Hey, you see?
04:53Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:56I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No, I respect you, senora.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:08Guardia, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:09She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Vasta.
05:13Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:16And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:18No, no, that's true.
05:22Yeah, I'm his fiancée.
05:24Bravo.
05:25Ma bravo.
05:26I sent it.
05:27I sent it.
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Oh, no, that's rude.
05:31That's more true.
05:32Signore Caruso, that's rude.
05:33You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But beware, if this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And now we'll be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:57At our family tavern.
05:59At the money.
06:01Laura has sent it to my Mateus' sposa.
06:05Hey, Santa Maria.
06:08Am I such a bad kisser?
06:09I came here to escape my husband,
06:11and now I have to get married instead?
06:13Tranquilla.
06:14Tranquilla, Bella, you're a tourist.
06:16They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:20That's Cecilia and William, eh?
06:21Hey, listen.
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:27So either we're saving each other
06:29or we're both sinking under the water.
06:35What's wrong with you?
06:45Once, just once.
06:46Even after the prayer, we hit three times.
06:48What godforsaken place is this?
06:59What?
07:00This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:03Santa Lucia.
07:05What wedding?
07:06Francesco.
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:10Uh, adesso meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:15Americano.
07:18Oh, Francesco, sì.
07:20Cento per cento americano.
07:23Matteo.
07:24You drive insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:26You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal.
07:32And now today you bring this americana.
07:34You call Bride into our family tavena.
07:37Ora, non parliamo italiano.
07:38We speak in English for the American.
07:40Ma, fratello, fratello.
07:41Ma, basta.
07:43Fratello, she's family right now.
07:46How could you?
07:46We have enough.
07:47We just do.
07:49This is our family cafe.
07:50I'm the only one working here.
07:52What do you know?
07:52Doing God no water.
07:54What is in your head, fratello?
07:56Ma sai, non lanzaare la voce con me così, huh?
07:58You know, the echo here is too loud
08:00because this taver is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:05Sick of this.
08:07I'm so sick of this.
08:09Maybe if you actually help me,
08:11wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:16Work here yourself.
08:18And for your damn wedding.
08:26So, your brother hates you.
08:30You steal.
08:31Police are after you.
08:33And you're in your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:41This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:54A nice thrill just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:11There was something familiar in this boy.
09:18What are you gonna be saying?
09:20Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family
09:24where you're valued and loved.
09:28Are this your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
09:53Yes.
10:02Or mine, Papa.
10:13There was...
10:15always a sea of people here.
10:17A Mediterranean Sea,
10:19as Papa called it.
10:23But after they died,
10:25it's a lens.
10:26They always wanted
10:27me and my brother to
10:29keep the tavern alive.
10:31That there will be
10:32new life.
10:34New weddings,
10:35new people.
10:36But we
10:37barely
10:38pay the bills
10:39to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:43We can't even
10:44recreate Mama's cook.
10:45I know what it's like
10:54to live one life
10:55while drinking
10:56of another.
10:57Menajah.
11:05What?
11:06噓chi.
11:07L'kiej
11:23And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:36to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:53It was such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:21But, no, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:46Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:52No, no, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta alla norma.
12:57Come here!
12:58Hey, hey, hey.
12:59I'm not done yet.
13:00Don't jinx it.
13:01But how?
13:02Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:03It was all in there.
13:04But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:17Tavern ever worked.
13:18The, the tavern emptied because of you.
13:22Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future
13:29wives.
13:30Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:36Not a woman.
13:37An Angela.
13:38Sent from the heaven.
13:39Hey.
13:40You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:41Maybe the Venice?
13:42Can you separate me for every five minutes?
14:06Of course.
14:07Of course.
14:10Santa Maria.
14:12Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:20Damn internet.
14:21Damn Italy.
14:22Where is the police station?
14:27Damn Italy.
14:29Oh, hey you.
14:31I've been robbed.
14:33Do something.
14:34Right now.
14:35This is Sicily my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet.
14:40I'd have lost 10 kilos already.
14:42And I don't want that.
14:44So I'm going to dinner.
14:46It's not just the wallet.
14:49My wife missing too.
14:52Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:57Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:02Case closed.
15:03It's closed.
15:04That's it?
15:06If they don't show up in 3 days then come back.
15:10In the meantime send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao Americano.
15:17Hey you, you.
15:18What?
15:19What?
15:20You're a local, right?
15:21Yes.
15:22I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:25I don't understand.
15:26No more Americano.
15:27I will pay you.
15:29If you find her.
15:32My wife.
15:33I love her.
15:34I love her.
15:35Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:36We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
15:37But she saved our tower.
15:38What?
15:39Let's go.
15:40Let's go.
15:41Look.
15:42Look.
15:43Look.
15:44Look.
15:45Look.
15:46Look.
15:47Look.
15:48Look.
15:49Look.
15:50Look.
15:51Look.
15:52Look.
15:53Look.
15:54Look.
15:55Look.
15:56I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:58Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:59We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:01But she saved our tower.
16:04What?
16:05We want to move.
16:06Look.
16:07Let's see?
16:08Right, go.
16:09Hey!
16:10Hey!
16:11Hey!
16:12Hey!
16:13Hey!
16:14Hey!
16:21I melted into that place.
16:23Into the walls.
16:32The people.
16:34the smell of food and the words. There was so much love and family worm.
16:45Everything I ever dreamed of and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably, incompletely.
17:04Ciao! Ah, it's so nice you showed up here. This food is lucky to have you, just like as we all are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding. A domani.
17:19A domani, ciao.
17:26Mamma. Grazie. Grazie, mamma.
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from there, but we're an Angelo.
17:49Yes.
17:53Well, this all needs clean up.
17:57Si, but you know you're in Italy. Nobody's in her here.
18:19He stole me just to give me my dream.
18:31And I was afraid to close my eyes, afraid to breathe, to move.
18:49Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:04Allora, tutti.
19:16Oh, ma che cos'è? Salute americana.
19:20Hi.
19:20Ma che cos'è? Why are you in distress?
19:23Oh, this address will do.
19:25Huh?
19:26Bellissimo, Francesco. Bellissimo.
19:29Si, signora Giordana. This is our mother.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you, because you are a family now.
19:44Si, si, si.
19:44Si.
19:49Va bene, ci vediamo.
19:51Allora.
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:04But I couldn't.
20:07I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.
20:12Hey, hey, wait.
20:23You promised to help me.
20:24I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:28Oh, strange. I never received anything.
20:31Wait.
20:32Are you going to help me or not?
20:37You see, Sicilian police always help those in me.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:45Scusi.
20:48You've got to be kidding me.
20:56Ciao tutti.
21:02And now, with all the blessings from above.
21:15The bride.
21:21The bride.
21:24I stood there looking into his eyes.
21:27And I realized that for the first time in my life,
21:31I had met the one who made me happy.
21:34Forgive me.
21:34Forgive me.
21:35I'm so clumsy today, Miss Coozie.
21:39His first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:47She's my fiancé.
21:50His first kiss.
21:54The way he looked at me.
21:56His tenderness.
21:57His first kiss.
22:00And what happened between us that night.
22:09I dreamed of being with him.
22:16But I couldn't.
22:18I only had one thing to say.
22:20I can't.
22:21I'm sorry.
22:25I can't become part of your big family.
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived.
22:31And I...
22:34I deceive you all.
22:38I'm married.
22:40It's all vacant.
22:41I can't.
22:43Mateo only helped me to escape my husband.
22:46So you lied to me after all?
22:48No, no.
22:49Come inside.
22:49No, no.
22:50He did it for me.
22:51I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision.
22:55And if anyone deserves a punishment,
22:57because I'm the one with a husband.
23:03And here he is.
23:07Darling.
23:08It's all right.
23:10Come with me.
23:11And we leave this country, damn it, town, right now, okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me.
23:22Son.
23:32Hey, wait.
23:35What if it's not a lie?
23:37Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:41Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:45Kara, listen.
23:46Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:52What?
23:52What did you say?
23:53All above?
23:55She's married.
23:56She's married.
23:57Christ's sake.
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him.
24:02But right now you're here.
24:05In season.
24:06Among three seas.
24:07Among my family and my tavern.
24:10And I want all this to be yours.
24:14Hear me.
24:16I am yours.
24:18And I want you to be my angel.
24:20I'm there.
24:21Hey.
24:21Are you invisible?
24:23Huh?
24:23Do a cop.
24:25Do something.
24:26Faster.
24:27If they say their vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses,
24:35then your legal marriage is nothing.
24:39My child, have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:43We were about to.
24:46So, Dan, it's up to you.
24:52Let me be your husband.
24:55Yes.
24:57I said yes.
24:57It's illegal.
24:59It's illegal.
25:00It's illegal.
25:06Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:15Remember that.
25:16I'm Kyra, and this is my Italian love story.
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