- 6 days ago
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn theyre being stalked by a nefarious demon.
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00:00:00I just don't want to make one of these tapes if it's something you do with every girl.
00:00:14Every girl? No, no. I'm strictly a one-woman guy.
00:00:19I don't want to end up all over the internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile.
00:00:23My private life is private.
00:00:25Hmm.
00:00:26Wait, I thought you never did this before.
00:00:30What are all these?
00:00:31Oh, just some movies I rented.
00:00:35Me and Brandy, Missionary?
00:00:36A tale of two girls who become nuns.
00:00:39Me and Brandy, Doggy?
00:00:40The sequel. The nuns adopt a chocolate lab.
00:00:44What are all those?
00:00:46Oh, it's just your standard home security setup. Basic run-of-the-mill. No big deal. Nothing too elaborate. Everybody has them.
00:00:53And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed?
00:00:56In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.
00:00:58Now let's get into bed.
00:01:00Let's just make this quick. I have a court hearing in the morning.
00:01:02Judge Henderson?
00:01:04No, I wish. Thompson.
00:01:05Hmm. That's gonna suck for you.
00:01:07It was a driving mishap thingy.
00:01:10Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.
00:01:12That's sweet. You're right about me driving.
00:01:14Mm-mm. I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.
00:01:18Ow.
00:01:19Ow.
00:01:19Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Ankle tracking bracelet.
00:01:29Hi.
00:01:30Oh, wait. Wait. Sorry. Just...
00:01:33Who put that on you?
00:01:36I did. It's the only way I can have an orgasm.
00:01:41Not tonight.
00:01:41Okay.
00:01:42What are you doing?
00:01:53Huh?
00:01:56Just...
00:01:56Warming up.
00:02:00Are you sure we're alone here?
00:02:01Feels like there's somebody else in this house.
00:02:03Did you hear that?
00:02:06It's nothing.
00:02:08Okay. What is that?
00:02:10Just...
00:02:10Unraveling the old hose.
00:02:13Save it for tomorrow, Raul.
00:02:14Si, senor.
00:02:16What?
00:02:21I'm sure...
00:02:23I'm sure...
00:02:26I'm sure...
00:02:27Yes.
00:02:27Oh, wow.
00:02:28All right...
00:02:28I'm sure...
00:02:29I'm sure...
00:02:29I'm sure...
00:02:30I ain't...
00:02:30You don't have to beat them.
00:02:30I'm sure...
00:02:31I don't have to beat them.
00:02:31I...
00:02:31I don't know...
00:02:32Bye.
00:02:32I don't know...
00:02:33I don't know...
00:02:34Debbie's just as nice.
00:02:37Ma'y...
00:02:38Oh, блин.
00:02:38Whatever.
00:02:39Darla...
00:02:40Come on.
00:02:40I do everything.
00:02:42Why?
00:02:43I do everything.
00:03:13That was amazing.
00:03:37Charlie, wow.
00:03:39Get out of here, Emilio.
00:03:44Charlie, I'm scared.
00:03:46Lindsay, Sweeney, there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:03:53Hey, I got the stuff.
00:03:54I got a koi bag, man.
00:03:55I think I better go.
00:04:08Really?
00:04:10How about tomorrow?
00:04:11You business?
00:04:15I'm going to blow you across the room!
00:04:18Sounds awesome.
00:04:19I'm going to blow you across the room.
00:04:48and thus our story begins the large reward offered for the rescue of charlie's kids drew
00:04:58the attention of police private detectives and red cross volunteers everyone was on high alert
00:05:04for these children except these two guys no man obamacare gives senior citizens access to cheaper
00:05:11drugs free preventative care and it closes the medicare party loophole and how does that help if
00:05:17i get shampoo and my dick on what you mean to tell me you ain't never got shampoo in your pee hole okay
00:05:22they like once or twice yeah once or twice when you was playing with yourself no i wasn't playing
00:05:27with myself i was showering crazy got up in there bullshit cam newton's law of gravity is that thing
00:05:33must be up in order for that soap to go down well either way that's just things like hell thing like
00:05:40a mother man i feel like it's a haunted up in there and he found out his girl been you know doing her
00:05:44thing with another man exactly i don't understand why the shampoo company can't fix that man they
00:05:49got no more tears why they can't make no more hornets in your dick i don't really think they
00:05:54expect you to use the no more tears on your dick well why they call it johnson and johnson i got a
00:05:59better question man what the hell are two stoners doing wandering around these spooky ass woods look
00:06:03it's gonna be worth it i told you this is humboldt county this is where all the growers grow they
00:06:09bomb ass shit you think they gonna be cool with us just helping ourselves look man we ain't taking
00:06:13no plants we're gonna snip a few buds you know i'm saying it's gonna grow back just like a lobster
00:06:17paw you know that's how nature do i don't know man it just doesn't feel right man they ain't gonna
00:06:22care look man we're gonna be cool we're gonna roll one blunt and we're gonna get up out of here
00:06:26just one just one they won't care huh man just keep running holy shit is that a drone they're
00:06:33going on zero dark 30 on our ass yo i think they gone oh whoa there's a cabin in the woods we need
00:06:48to go hide over in there nah man i'm not going in there reminds me of a horror movie i once saw
00:06:52what horror movie the one with the cabin in the woods friday the 13th no the one with the cabin
00:06:57in the woods texas chainsaw massacre no the one with the cabin in the woods the ring uh-uh the one
00:07:04with the cabin in the woods Blair Witch Project no man the one with the cabin in the woods the
00:07:09monsters that wasn't in the woods that wasn't even a damn movie look man we ain't got time for this
00:07:13shit right now we need to get to that cabin in the woods
00:07:16What the hell's that sound?
00:07:33It sound like the house selling it.
00:07:35Look, no.
00:07:36I'm gonna take a look around.
00:07:37Oh, yeah.
00:07:41Ah!
00:07:42What is that?
00:07:46What we shooting?
00:07:53There.
00:07:54Where?
00:07:55The dark.
00:07:56There?
00:07:57No, this dark.
00:07:58Over there.
00:08:03What the hell was that?
00:08:04Big-ass Alaskan King Crab just ran up on me, man.
00:08:06Crab?
00:08:07Of course.
00:08:08We banging.
00:08:09Marcus, put the guns down, man.
00:08:10Put yours down first, homie.
00:08:11Out on three.
00:08:12One, two, three.
00:08:15Damn!
00:08:16You wanna try that again?
00:08:17Sure.
00:08:18One, two, three.
00:08:22One, two, three.
00:08:26Uno, dos, tres.
00:08:30Man, we could do this shit all day.
00:08:32Truce?
00:08:33Truce.
00:08:34Hey, yo, DeAndre.
00:08:36Look, homie.
00:08:37It's two little girls.
00:08:38They're little racist girls, man.
00:08:39Wearing blackface.
00:08:40Cool with that?
00:08:41Hey, little girl.
00:08:42What's your name?
00:08:43What'd she say?
00:08:44She said, I wonder what your leg tastes like.
00:08:45What?
00:08:46Man, this little spider girl bit me.
00:08:47Maybe you're gonna get superpowers.
00:08:48Ain't no black superheroes.
00:08:49I'm on it.
00:08:50Ay-yah!
00:08:51Ah!
00:08:52Yo, DeAndre.
00:08:53I thank them the missing kids from the news.
00:08:54How could you be so sure?
00:08:55Look.
00:08:56I don't know, man.
00:08:57Well, if it is the missing kids, I'm gonna take that reward money and I'm gonna buy me
00:08:58a yacht, fill it with cash, bitches, and a shark.
00:09:00Why would you wanna buy a shark?
00:09:01Trust me.
00:09:02We're gonna need a shark.
00:09:03No.
00:09:04This can't be right.
00:09:05No.
00:09:06This can't be right.
00:09:07No.
00:09:08No.
00:09:09This can't be right.
00:09:10No.
00:09:11No.
00:09:12No.
00:09:13No.
00:09:14No.
00:09:15No.
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00:09:20No.
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00:09:28No.
00:09:29Oh.
00:09:31Oh.
00:09:32No.
00:09:33No.
00:09:34No.
00:09:35Ah.
00:09:36Ah.
00:09:37Ah.
00:09:38Ah.
00:09:39Ah.
00:09:40Ah.
00:09:41Ah.
00:09:42Hi, Mom.
00:09:43Ah!
00:09:44I gotta call you back.
00:09:48No baby, no baby, no baby, no baby.
00:09:50You're pregnant.
00:09:51No!
00:09:52With anticipation over the outcome of this eye pregnancy test, which has determined
00:09:57You've got to be kidding me.
00:09:59Oh, no.
00:10:01Not pregnant.
00:10:03You dodged a bullet.
00:10:05You lucky slut.
00:10:07Thank you, God.
00:10:09So wait!
00:10:11Great news!
00:10:13They found my brother's kids.
00:10:15Oh, crap.
00:10:17We're very fortunate the older one, Kathy, has retained most of her vocabulary.
00:10:21The baby hasn't actually said a word.
00:10:23Why not?
00:10:25Because he's a baby.
00:10:27They've been alone here over three long months.
00:10:30I need to warn both of you that this is not going to be easy.
00:10:35I'm ready for it.
00:10:37Hello.
00:10:38No, no.
00:10:39Wrong window.
00:10:40Here's where the children are.
00:10:47What is she doing?
00:10:48In order to survive their extreme isolation, the girls created an imaginary guardian,
00:10:53a parent figure to feed them, sing to them.
00:10:56They call her Mama.
00:10:58But these may help you break through.
00:11:00And the Ritalin may help as well.
00:11:02The proper dosage for some of their age is...
00:11:04Wish me luck.
00:11:10Hey, Lily.
00:11:12Oh, how cute.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:20Kathy.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22It's okay, Kathy.
00:11:23Remember these?
00:11:24You used to wear them to help you see better.
00:11:27No, no, no.
00:11:28Ah.
00:11:29Maybe we should get her some contacts.
00:11:30The soft kind.
00:11:32Daddy?
00:11:33No, sweetheart.
00:11:34Not Daddy.
00:11:35I'm your Uncle Dan, remember?
00:11:36And this is Jody.
00:11:37Joe...
00:11:38No, no, no.
00:11:39Lee?
00:11:40Jody.
00:11:41Jody.
00:11:42Jody.
00:11:43No pause between Joe and Dee.
00:11:44Jody.
00:11:45Dan, we're at an impasse.
00:11:46I see constant conflict.
00:11:47Fine.
00:11:48I'll warm up to you.
00:11:49Are you sorry?
00:11:50Jody.
00:11:51Can't get it out of here.
00:11:52No, no, no.
00:11:53No, no, no.
00:11:54No, no, no.
00:11:55Let's get it out of here.
00:11:56I'll get it out of here.
00:11:57No, no, no, no.
00:11:58Oh, no.
00:11:59Yeah, I'll get it out of here.
00:12:00I'll get it out.
00:12:01Hey, buddy.
00:12:02No.
00:12:03No, no, no!
00:12:04No.
00:12:05It's fine. I'll warm up to you.
00:12:09Oh, hey, hey, hey, little lady. That's not how...
00:12:11Ow! You little mother...
00:12:17Well, everything checks out.
00:12:19They seem like good kids, Doc. Just validate our parking, we'll take them home.
00:12:22Folks, I wish it were that easy.
00:12:23You don't validate?
00:12:24I'm saying the kids are not yours to take.
00:12:27Well, you can't win them all. Let's skedaddle.
00:12:29That's not fair. They're my brother Charlie's kids. We deserve them.
00:12:33Do you? Your wife plays in a punk rock band, staying out all night long, high on drugs, sleeping with a different man every night?
00:12:39I don't think the courts are gonna look upon that too favorably.
00:12:42But...
00:12:43I was just messing with you. The kids are yours.
00:12:45They are? Did you hear that, honey? They're ours!
00:12:47On one condition. This house is owned by the Institute for Case Studies. Every room is fully wired with cameras.
00:12:53If you move into the house, you get the kids.
00:12:56Can't we just sell the house and put the kids in a high-end orphanage?
00:12:59Judi, do you really think you're cut out to be a mom?
00:13:01Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Of course she is.
00:13:03Dan!
00:13:04Now, no more rock band. No more silly wig.
00:13:07It's not silly! It's all a part of me!
00:13:09And no more tattoos!
00:13:10What are you doing?!
00:13:11What I had to. We're a perfect suburban couple.
00:13:14And so Dan and Jodie headed to their new house with their new children. But like a slutty sorority girl returning from spring break, they were also bringing home a hidden evil.
00:13:27All right, kids. Here's our new house. And here's Uncle Dan.
00:13:32Hi. Don't forget about Mommy!
00:13:35Dan? I'm not their mommy. They can call me Aunt Jodie. Or Jodes, J-Mom, Mrs. Sanders. Or if they really want to call me Garage!
00:13:44Here comes Jodie and Aiden, entering the house for the very first time.
00:13:50This is where we're gonna protect you and make sure nothing bad ever happens!
00:13:53Oh, my God, Aiden! I'm sorry!
00:13:55Maybe we should put him in the carrier.
00:13:57There. See?
00:13:59That's better.
00:14:00Come on, Aiden.
00:14:01Oh, oh! What? What? What?
00:14:02Relax. It's okay.
00:14:03Oh, my gosh. Dan?
00:14:04What?
00:14:05Dan, I lost the baby!
00:14:06Huh?
00:14:07Oh, my gosh! Aiden! Aiden, where are you? Aiden!
00:14:10Where did he go? Oh, there he is. Okay.
00:14:15Here's your sister, Kathy.
00:14:17Oh, Aiden. It's okay.
00:14:19You've just gotta talk in a baby voice. It doesn't even matter what you say.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:24I'm your step-mommy.
00:14:28I'm not your frickin' mommy.
00:14:30There you go. You're a natural.
00:14:33What's that smell?
00:14:34Ah!
00:14:35Ah!
00:14:36Ah! Oh, my God! What do I do?
00:14:37Oh, oh, oh, here! This! Hold on!
00:14:39Ah!
00:14:41Oh, my God!
00:14:42Kathy!
00:14:43Oh, sorry, honey!
00:14:46All right. There you go, sweetie.
00:14:50Is it chilly in here?
00:14:51I felt it as soon as I entered the room.
00:14:53Oh, feels fine.
00:14:55Hey, what are these?
00:14:56This is interesting. What is this?
00:14:58I don't know. Mama drew that one.
00:15:01Look! We did this picture for Aiden.
00:15:07See? It's Aiden riding a rocket to the moon.
00:15:11Oh, sitting on a rocket.
00:15:14Where's Lily?
00:15:18Oh, no, sweetie. The other end.
00:15:20Oh!
00:15:24Let's go introduce Aiden to the rest of the family.
00:15:30Oh, and there's our furry family member.
00:15:32Yes, Maria.
00:15:33No, Dan. Artie.
00:15:34Oh, yes, of course. Our dog, Artie.
00:15:37Oh, the new baby.
00:15:38I make blessings.
00:15:39In nomine Pater, Filis e Spiritus Sancti, defende, baby.
00:15:43And protege the families
00:15:44contra spiritus malignus
00:15:46and infibili and demonis.
00:15:47Okay, okay, that's good, Maria.
00:15:48In nomine Ogni, Sancti, Angi, Dei,
00:15:50Pater Nostru, per saecula saeculorum.
00:15:53With three new kids to care for,
00:15:55Dan really needed to start performing at work.
00:15:58Unfortunately, he was having some issues with a colleague.
00:16:02Okay, Caesar. This is the one. I can feel it.
00:16:0581 seconds?
00:16:09Oh, Caesar, it's your worst time yet.
00:16:13You're doing even worse on your creativity test.
00:16:16I mean, look at all the imaginative things I made out of blocks.
00:16:20Like this awesome plane.
00:16:26Dan, do you have any results yet?
00:16:30Oh, well, I've been injecting the primates twice a day
00:16:33with the I-13 intelligence drug.
00:16:35I'm hoping in a week or so...
00:16:36I hope Caesar is not just a big waste of time and money.
00:16:40I'm the one responsible to the board.
00:16:42Just show me one thing positive.
00:16:45Look, they still throw their shit.
00:16:47But now they can keep score.
00:16:52We have to kickstart this thing.
00:16:54When can we go to human trials?
00:16:55We're close, but there's an intermediate step.
00:16:57If the I-13 works on these reality-wise...
00:17:00You better check that shit.
00:17:02Who gonna check me, boo?
00:17:12We're putting the future of our lab on wild beasts.
00:17:14They're not beasts.
00:17:16They have feelings.
00:17:17They have families.
00:17:18Males pee standing up.
00:17:20Females pee sitting down.
00:17:21These apes are just like you.
00:17:24And me.
00:17:25You and me.
00:17:26Blacks and whites.
00:17:27More like whites, of course.
00:17:29We whites are a lighter shade of ape,
00:17:31whereas you are bladder infection.
00:17:33We're all at risk.
00:17:34So, what were we talking about again?
00:17:35Vaginas.
00:17:36Shut up.
00:17:37Yes, of course.
00:17:38Caesar has got to show some human intelligence
00:17:40at that board meeting of-
00:17:41Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members.
00:17:43Damn.
00:17:44I know what you're gonna say.
00:17:45If he's so smart, why is he in a cage?
00:17:48You're in the cage.
00:18:06What?
00:18:08Oh, you're looking for this?
00:18:09Uh-huh.
00:18:10It's my ballerina doll.
00:18:12You made this?
00:18:13Mama did.
00:18:14Using twigs, moths, spiderwebs,
00:18:16lizard eyes, all held together with rat choppings.
00:18:20Oh, jeez.
00:18:46These are old relatives.
00:18:47Oh, my God.
00:18:48Ah!
00:18:49Ah!
00:18:58Uh-uh-uh.
00:19:03What are you doing?
00:19:05I just can't deal with these kids.
00:19:06They're creepy.
00:19:07I don't know what to do.
00:19:09Ah!
00:19:10You're...
00:19:11Ah-ah-ah.
00:19:12What are you doing?
00:19:13I just can't deal with these kids.
00:19:15They're creepy. We should just take them back.
00:19:17Maybe you guys just need to find some common ground.
00:19:21What about that ballerina doll Cathy's always playing with?
00:19:24I don't want to talk about the ballet.
00:19:27I saw what the ballet did to my mom.
00:19:30She became obsessed.
00:19:32She even danced the swan while she was pregnant with me.
00:19:40Boo-ray boo!
00:19:42Hell, you better sit back fire punch in your damn throat.
00:19:45We try and enjoy the show. You're going to shoot me again.
00:19:48I double-dog there, hell.
00:19:50Better ask somebody who I am.
00:20:07Got it!
00:20:09Mom was never the same.
00:20:12That's unlikely to ever happen again. Ever.
00:20:16Just give it a shot.
00:20:18Look what I found earlier.
00:20:20I mean, I know it's just a local production,
00:20:22but it could be something for you and Cathy to talk about.
00:20:25It could be fun.
00:20:26You really think so?
00:20:27Yes.
00:20:29Well, I suppose I could check it out.
00:20:32Okay.
00:20:33But the minute it becomes too difficult, I'm giving up.
00:20:36That's the spirit.
00:20:37Even though Jodie only returned to the ballet to connect with the girls, as she got closer, she couldn't help but get excited at the prospect of becoming the Swan Queen.
00:20:50This season, we open with Swan Lake. As you all know, this piece has the most challenging and demanding role in all of ballet, the Swan Queen.
00:21:04Sizing up her competition, Jodie knew the battle would be a tough one.
00:21:18Fortunately, we have with us prima ballerina and the lead in my last 146 productions, Peter Darcy.
00:21:26Ah, the seasoned professional, but the still brilliant, crusty, old-weathered, leather-faced elder statesman of ballet,
00:21:36to whom these younger, less experienced, more beautiful and delicious, but still very raw ballerina hopefuls look up.
00:21:45Show these far more desirable children how it's done, huh?
00:21:49Music!
00:21:50Try that thing where you are skipping and you hop and you spread your legs a little bit.
00:22:05Look at that form, that technique. You'll never be that good.
00:22:10I'm Jodie, by the way.
00:22:12Kendra.
00:22:16Are you gonna try out?
00:22:17Me?
00:22:18I don't know. I mean, I like to dance, but I just, I don't like to be the center of attention.
00:22:23Okay, who's next?
00:22:25Oh, food! Huh?
00:22:27You cannot fool me not at all, I know how you girls get down.
00:22:32Hey, you like me cause I'm right here, but I know that you get a fool.
00:22:36Look who's out in the club getting dropped, shaking her up, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:22:43It is as if I am seeing ballet for the first time.
00:22:46That's not ballet.
00:22:48Passion, sensuality, an ass that makes you want to crawl inside and pick up residence.
00:23:01I can show passion.
00:23:09Jodi certainly had her work cut out for her.
00:23:12That Kendra chick was smokin'.
00:23:15Do you accept euros?
00:23:18I don't know.
00:23:44Kathy?
00:23:44Kathy? Lily? Aiden?
00:24:04Jodie?
00:24:05Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry.
00:24:07I'm so sorry.
00:24:08I'm fine.
00:24:09It was on the floor.
00:24:11Ah, probably a screw loose.
00:24:13I'll fix it.
00:24:16I feel like there's something in this house.
00:24:18Like what?
00:24:19Like I feel hot, clammy, foul-smelling breath on my neck.
00:24:24We call psychic. Kill by spirits.
00:24:29No, Maria, enough of this stuff.
00:24:31Okay, then I do blessing. I protect house.
00:24:37Honey, you really need to relax.
00:24:40You're just stressed out about the children.
00:24:42No, it's this house.
00:24:43I feel it.
00:24:45And Maria's a little off.
00:24:47I mean, honestly, do you really trust her?
00:24:49Oh honey, don't worry.
00:24:50She couldn't hurt a fly.
00:24:52Look, you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
00:24:54Let's just get you some sleep, okay?
00:24:57Mwah.
00:24:58Love you.
00:24:59I don't believe this.
00:25:00Our whole house ransacked.
00:25:01You leave the house unattended with the doors unlocked and look what happens.
00:25:02They didn't take anything.
00:25:03It's just vandalism.
00:25:04Every room except the kids' rooms was trashed.
00:25:05So you suspect the kids?
00:25:06It was Mama.
00:25:07Mama did it.
00:25:08She hates this house.
00:25:09She hates you.
00:25:10Okay, Maria, this is camera.
00:25:11Necessito Filme.
00:25:12Thank you for helping me clean up, sweetie.
00:25:13Oh, hey.
00:25:14Been looking all over for this thing.
00:25:15Still got it.
00:25:16Oh, honey!
00:25:17I'm sorry!
00:25:18Stop!
00:25:19Help, honey!
00:25:20Maria!
00:25:21Help!
00:25:22Maria!
00:25:23Help!
00:25:24Maria!
00:25:25Help!
00:25:26Help!
00:25:27Maria!
00:25:28Help!
00:25:29Help!
00:25:30Help!
00:25:31Maria!
00:25:32Help!
00:25:33Help!
00:25:34Help!
00:25:35Help!
00:25:36I'm sorry!
00:25:37Stop!
00:25:38Help, honey!
00:25:39Maria!
00:25:40Honey, help!
00:25:41Please!
00:25:42Maria, put the camera...
00:25:43Aw, look at this.
00:25:45Mom coaching me when I was a little girl.
00:25:47Aw.
00:25:48Always applying the guilt trip.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:51That got me the lead.
00:25:55Look, Maria!
00:25:56Maria, look what I found!
00:25:58What is this?
00:25:59Oh, uh, that's, uh, a new type of electric toothbrush.
00:26:04Vibrations knocked the tartar off your teeth.
00:26:07Look!
00:26:08A whole box of toothbrushes!
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:11This black one is huge!
00:26:12Okay.
00:26:13And look!
00:26:14Here's a double-sided one!
00:26:15Oh, alright.
00:26:16And one that I can shop onto my face!
00:26:18Nope!
00:26:19Put that over here.
00:26:20Uncle Dad!
00:26:21What is this?
00:26:22Beard floss?
00:26:23Oh, that's grown-up floss, honey.
00:26:25Oh!
00:26:26Oh!
00:26:27Graffiti!
00:26:28Did you see this?
00:26:29Uh...
00:26:30Wait, who does that?
00:26:31What are we...
00:26:32Maria?
00:26:33Por favor!
00:26:34Oh, this man, Mr. Blaine, he helped my sister.
00:26:43This is a psychic.
00:26:44Si, he helped too.
00:26:45No.
00:26:46What we really need are more security cameras.
00:26:48Uncle Dad, you know, these toothbrushes look an awful lot like dildos.
00:26:52Goldos!
00:26:53Oh.
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:55I really want to use this just to ride!
00:26:57The script is the ghost.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59The ghost has discovered the ghost.
00:27:00The ghost has found the ghost.
00:27:01The ghost has found the ghost!
00:27:02The ghost has found the ghost.
00:27:03Who knows?
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:05Well, the ghost has found the ghost.
00:27:06We all the ghost's haunted��.
00:27:07What happened here?
00:27:08How did you see the ghost?
00:27:09The ghost has found the ghost.
00:27:10Let's go.
00:27:40Let's go.
00:28:10You're still awake?
00:28:35All right, listen, guys.
00:28:37It's just us until Uncle Dan comes back from the hospital.
00:28:40I don't like it.
00:28:40You don't like it.
00:28:41I don't like it.
00:28:42Now go to sleep.
00:28:43I have to be up early for ballet tomorrow.
00:28:50You really like ballet, don't you?
00:28:52Yeah, but I don't want you to go.
00:28:54Why?
00:28:55Mama says you're going to have an accident.
00:28:58Oh, okay.
00:29:00Is this the same mama who trashed the house?
00:29:02Basically, yes.
00:29:10Don't go in there.
00:29:11I wasn't going to.
00:29:14Just don't.
00:29:15It's my house.
00:29:16I can if I want.
00:29:18I wouldn't.
00:29:19Would.
00:29:20Wouldn't.
00:29:21Would too.
00:29:22Would not.
00:29:23You know what?
00:29:24I'm the adult.
00:29:25You're not the boss of me.
00:29:26Don't.
00:29:27Oh, I told you not.
00:29:51Oh, I told you not to let me die.
00:29:52and so jody was oh my god i just smelled that it just got to me yeah and so jody was oh no i'm
00:30:09sorry you have to excuse me i gotta get some fresh air the next section should explain itself
00:30:22all right attention i do not wish to repeat myself i repeat i do not wish to repeat myself
00:30:35i require the sweater i wear as a scarf for like a roulette
00:30:38ah comfortable
00:30:41mother please i am working all right because heather darcy is so old this season we will
00:30:52have a new swan queen and that person is jody sanders
00:30:57now jody show us your routine
00:31:04no i'm the swan queen
00:31:07as i was saying my choice for new anyone but her you might just as well have picked the janitor
00:31:20me
00:31:21ira please not now what okay yes it was a difficult decision but i have always been attracted to
00:31:38jody
00:31:38how could i not she's the body of a fitterian boy but in the event that she is unable to dance
00:31:44i am naming as her understudy kendra brooks
00:31:47all right that's lunch
00:31:54oh this is a nice house i'm gonna go find the girls
00:32:12kathy how did you know i was gonna have an accident today at the ballet
00:32:17momma told me okay well how did momma know i was gonna have an accident
00:32:24oh there you are i found this bandage on my head
00:32:28dan please i think there's something going on in this house something about this momma
00:32:33i'm gonna call the psychic maria told us about
00:32:35jody do you really think we need a psychic
00:32:37dad come here coming
00:32:38i want to show you something
00:32:39uncle dan mama told me some tricks look what i can do
00:32:44oh wow that's really good honey
00:32:48good lord
00:32:50uncle dan look at me evil spirits mr dan look
00:32:56isn't that one of jody's bathing suits
00:32:59you're facing something our human minds cannot emerge
00:33:04let's get you in a robe
00:33:09do you want to hear about the ballet today
00:33:11mama's helping us get ready
00:33:13oh okay i'll brush too
00:33:15where did my toothbrush go
00:33:22hey we don't lick our balls in this house
00:33:29sorry won't happen again
00:33:32try as she might jody just couldn't seem to connect with those kids
00:33:38or get the taste of that toothbrush out of her mouth
00:33:41was it just eight-year-old teen angst
00:33:44or were there otherworldly forces at work here
00:33:48also come on
00:33:49i think acontecer
00:33:50ok
00:34:02we're probably
00:34:04yeah
00:34:06you
00:34:07yeah
00:34:09yeah
00:34:11yeah
00:34:13yeah
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:46Baby, baby, I heard something.
00:35:05What?
00:35:05I think there's someone in the kitchen.
00:35:07See?
00:35:07There's nobody down here.
00:35:09There it is again.
00:35:11Right there.
00:35:12Jody, calm down.
00:35:14See?
00:35:14There's nothing to worry about.
00:35:15It's just...
00:35:16Dan, I'm calling the psychic.
00:35:22Make the call.
00:35:25Blaine Fulda.
00:35:26Professional psychic.
00:35:28Hi, I'm Jody.
00:35:29Indeed you are.
00:35:29Yes, and this is my husband, Dan.
00:35:31Your payment as requested, $500 in unmarked bills.
00:35:35And of course, you know Maria?
00:35:37Hola, Mr. Blaine.
00:35:38Hi, Maria.
00:35:38How's your sister?
00:35:40Dead.
00:35:40Demon killed her.
00:35:41Well, that explains the unreturned phone calls.
00:35:44Since an evil.
00:35:46I'm going to have to get some of your personal belongings here, just so I can check for demon and ghost residue.
00:35:52I'm not going to be able to lift all those monitors, but I'll send my cousin tomorrow with a white van.
00:35:55He can get them in there.
00:35:57Dan was attacked by the kitchen last night.
00:35:59We think it might be mama.
00:36:00Kitchen attack?
00:36:01You could have said that earlier.
00:36:03If a room turns on you, it's either a ghost or a demon.
00:36:06Can a demon take over someone?
00:36:08Like, live within them?
00:36:10Damn, that's some scary shit.
00:36:12So a demon is about the worst thing you can have?
00:36:14No, ma'am.
00:36:15An STD is the worst thing that you can have.
00:36:18Who do you know who wants to hurt you?
00:36:19Do you have a jealous colleague at work?
00:36:21A Facebook friend you might have ignored?
00:36:23Maybe you adopted a small African child named Iketabodwe, promising to feed this nigga for 25 cents a day.
00:36:28But Indy needs something to drink!
00:36:31Anyway, let's begin.
00:36:32Okay.
00:36:33This is the evil communicator.
00:36:36When I put this on, I'll be able to cross over to the other side and confront the entity.
00:36:40That will immediately trigger the final $350 payment for child support to Tisha Folder.
00:36:45And if you guys would just join hands, close eyes, and concentrate.
00:36:50Empty your mind of all the thoughts of today's troubles.
00:36:54Everything that went on, get that out of your mind.
00:36:57This is all about the spirit world here.
00:36:59And three, two, and one.
00:37:05What's happening?
00:37:10Things are starting to move all by itself.
00:37:12I don't think he can breathe.
00:37:17He's a pro.
00:37:18A sophisticated piece of equipment like that?
00:37:19Of course he can breathe.
00:37:22Shit, I couldn't breathe.
00:37:23I almost killed myself.
00:37:24All right.
00:37:25I communicated.
00:37:26It was definitely a deal.
00:37:30Wait a minute.
00:37:31I was wrong.
00:37:32It's a ghost.
00:37:33So strong.
00:37:33Dad, wake up.
00:37:38Ma'am, you got to get out of here.
00:37:40It's evil.
00:37:41It's pure evil.
00:37:42Mama!
00:37:43Now do you believe that something's going on?
00:38:05He got dragged away yelling out Mama.
00:38:08He got dragged away?
00:38:09I don't remember that.
00:38:10Dan, you were unconscious.
00:38:12I don't remember that either.
00:38:13Look, honey, I don't want to argue.
00:38:15The important thing is we love each other, okay?
00:38:17No, the important thing is that this Mama thing could be real and she might be trying
00:38:21to kill us.
00:38:21Joad, that guy was a fraud and that's it, okay?
00:38:24What's that?
00:38:36My penis.
00:38:37No.
00:38:38Yes.
00:38:40There, right now, there.
00:38:41I know, I'm trying.
00:38:43What the hell is that?
00:38:45My penis?
00:38:49What's making that sound?
00:38:50What's that sound?
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:34Good.
00:39:50Don't take work, mate!
00:39:55Dan, what is that?
00:39:59My penis!
00:40:12Dios mÃo!
00:40:20I don't know.
00:40:23I don't know.
00:40:24I don't know.
00:40:27I don't know.
00:40:32Is that smoke?
00:40:35Maria, what are you doing?
00:40:38You're gonna burn down the house!
00:40:40Kill my spirits!
00:40:42What is going on?
00:40:44Maria, what are you doing?
00:40:46You're gonna burn down the house!
00:40:48What is going on?
00:40:50Maria almost burned the house down.
00:40:51What?
00:40:52That's it, she's got...
00:40:54Enough!
00:40:55This is getting out of hand.
00:40:56You're scaring everybody.
00:40:59You can't fire her.
00:41:00I mean, she's been with us for years.
00:41:01I don't know what to do.
00:41:02That's exclamation!
00:41:03Okay, now what the hell?
00:41:05This is completely insane!
00:41:06It's what you believe in, honey!
00:41:08Give me that!
00:41:10I'm sorry, Maria, it's just not working out.
00:41:14I'll give you a recommendation.
00:41:16Just nothing involving kids
00:41:17or within a mile of anyone's house.
00:41:19I can't see this anymore.
00:41:23I gotta call her.
00:41:24I don't even understand what you're saying!
00:41:27I don't care.
00:41:30Who do you guys see?
00:41:43I can't see the beauxpands.
00:41:44Where are you going with습니까?
00:41:46I'm going to kick myIndyify冷 proyect.
00:41:48How could I do?
00:41:49Ladies and gentlemen, for the past two years, our own Dan Sanders has been testing the I-13
00:42:10compound on 38s. Unfortunately, 29 of them turned into insane, aggressive, deviant sexual
00:42:16predators. But one, Caesar, has experienced a huge leap in intelligence. Here, he plays
00:42:23three opponents. Of course, they're apes. But Caesar's superior capabilities are the work
00:42:30of one man. The brains behind the I-13 project, Dan Sanders. Are you okay? I'm fine, Martin.
00:42:37Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Caesar.
00:42:46No! No!
00:43:01Traffic is backed up on the Broad Street Bridge, where apparently police are battling dozens
00:43:12of apes in a running gunfight our reports indicate that a scientist at a research laboratory gave
00:43:17these apes an experimental intelligence drug i'm being told that all available officers are now on
00:43:23the scene but at this time we are advising all our viewers to find alternate routes i'm now being
00:43:30told we have the actual 9-1-1 call that first alerted the police to the situation 9-1-1 what's
00:43:35your emergency where's your husband right now carl's not my husband my husband's the anchor for
00:43:54channel 12 news he can't know about it okay ma'am but we need to hurry send help while my husband's
00:43:59still on the air ma'am that's not important your life is yeah you're right why should he care i mean
00:44:05i'm pretty sure he's been sleeping with his co-acre that bitch oh i'm gonna rip her
00:44:10congratulations girl i knew it was gonna be you you're just so perfect so mechanical
00:44:19watching you dance is like watching a robot thanks
00:44:23so hungry
00:44:27is that all pr is a weight limit i'm too heavy
00:44:35look at mara she looks great
00:44:39look are you sure you're okay weird things have been happening at home kathy said there's going
00:44:46to be an accident then it happened to heather that's some serious shit you should talk to
00:44:52those kids whoa pizza
00:44:55i eat and eat and eat and i don't gain a pound
00:45:03heather
00:45:10you think you can replace me
00:45:33well we'll see how you like it once the swan consumes you
00:45:38oh i don't know you're such a good builder
00:46:00well
00:46:03kathy i want you to tell me about mama mama doesn't like it when you talk about her
00:46:10who is mama she was a woman who read from an evil book sometimes she comes to us in a dream
00:46:18in a dream
00:46:20in your dreams of course i wish i could see what's inside your dreams
00:46:25to extract what's in your dreams to perform an inception
00:46:30will you drop that that's my birth tuba
00:46:33hello i'm don cold you called about a dream extraction
00:46:40yes i need to find out about an evil book
00:46:43this machine will allow us access to the dream world let's begin
00:46:48so when do we start dreaming you never really remember the beginning of a dream
00:46:57do you
00:46:58i guess okay then this is your first lesson in shared dreaming stay calm
00:47:05sorry i trapped my phone in there
00:47:08you need to clear your subconscious and watch what you think about nothing crazy
00:47:14right like having your crotch burst into flames
00:47:17what does that have to do with my hey
00:47:31oh let's start over
00:47:35i'm jody sanders
00:47:45yes my dear i've been expecting you please come in they call me christian gray
00:47:51how do you like my blue room
00:47:56it's red
00:47:58oh i'm colorblind my decorator assured me that never mind
00:48:02champagne
00:48:06you have a seat
00:48:15i'll stand
00:48:21hey creasy man golly man i thank you a lot man for working out my prostrate like you
00:48:26with a speed bag
00:48:27yes michael i must admit i was surprised at your performance as well not bad for a washed up
00:48:32overweight facially taxed
00:48:35do it again
00:48:36i have no idea what that one was
00:48:48me neither
00:48:50mama are you here
00:48:54dom is that you no shit
00:48:58you said you'd had a dream that we'd grow all together
00:49:02right and we will
00:49:04what are you doing here
00:49:06hi how could you bring her here
00:49:08what about our children
00:49:09they're not real
00:49:11yes they are
00:49:12watch
00:49:12james
00:49:13philippa
00:49:14philippa
00:49:15you're not gonna jump are you
00:49:25i hadn't thought about that
00:49:28thank you
00:49:29okay we're not getting anywhere what does any of this have to do with kathy
00:49:35kathy i thought you were kathy
00:49:39oh
00:49:41oh
00:49:43gort
00:49:56klaatu
00:49:57barata
00:49:58nycto
00:50:00What happened to me?
00:50:22That must have been her.
00:50:24Mama, she wants to take us home to the cliff.
00:50:29What does that mean?
00:50:31I don't know, but I trust you'll give me a favorable Yelp review.
00:50:41Jodie's mission was clear.
00:50:43The evil book that created Mama was located in the cellar of a cabin in the woods.
00:50:49If she could find that cabin, maybe she could find some answers.
00:50:53If we can find that cabin, maybe we can find some answers.
00:50:57Okay, calm down. I'm gonna come over.
00:50:59Okay, wait, what's going on now?
00:51:05I think she's out there.
00:51:09Okay, okay, just stay calm.
00:51:12Front door open.
00:51:13She's in the house.
00:51:14Front door open.
00:51:15Okay, stay.
00:51:17Shut the hell up.
00:51:19No need for that, bitch.
00:51:21Bitch!
00:51:21No, you did not just call me.
00:51:25Front door open.
00:51:25Front door open.
00:51:28Honey?
00:51:29Dan?
00:51:30I am so sorry.
00:51:31I didn't know who you were.
00:51:33And...
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:34Oh, it's okay, honey.
00:51:36It was an accident.
00:51:37Right, Caesar?
00:51:38Yeah.
00:51:38And of course he can stay here.
00:51:40Look at that.
00:51:44Caesar wants to help out around the house.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:48Hey.
00:51:48Ah!
00:51:51What?
00:51:54Ah!
00:51:55What?
00:51:56I'm sorry.
00:51:57I see an ape.
00:51:58I come out swinging.
00:51:59That's understandable.
00:52:01Here you go.
00:52:03I am so glad you're okay.
00:52:05But tonight was a wake-up call.
00:52:07I think we gotta find that cabin.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:09I got an idea.
00:52:11Wait.
00:52:12We fired Maria.
00:52:13Who's gonna watch the kids?
00:52:14I already took care of it.
00:52:18Naughty Natty's here.
00:52:20Nice to meet you, Naughty.
00:52:21This is my wife, Jodi.
00:52:23Threesome?
00:52:24That cost extra.
00:52:26Oh, Jesus.
00:52:27Monkey, too.
00:52:28Oh, you people are freaks.
00:52:30What?
00:52:30For an extra hundred dollars.
00:52:32What agency did you call?
00:52:34Oh, they have nurses and cheerleaders and nannies.
00:52:36Dan, you called an escort service.
00:52:39I used the same agency to book a Santa for Christmas.
00:52:42Someone called for Santa?
00:52:45Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:49Dan, you're watching the kids.
00:52:56Jodi was nervous about what she might find at the cabin.
00:53:00But she was comforted by the fact that Caesar and the girls were in good hands.
00:53:06Who are you, young boy?
00:53:24Who are you working for?
00:53:38Kendra, this isn't the cabin I was talking about.
00:53:41I know. I just thought you needed to relax.
00:53:44Take one of these.
00:53:46Uh, I don't know.
00:53:48Oh, come on. They'll only last a couple of hours. Stop.
00:53:51Kendra, I don't need drugs to have fun.
00:53:59We're taking pizza.
00:54:00It's so hot. Yeah.
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:16Oh.
00:54:18Huh?
00:54:21That will make me holler, honey, booboo child.
00:54:25I know what's best, and I can pass.
00:54:29I know what's best, and I can pass.
00:54:32I know what's best, and I can pass.
00:54:38I know what's best, and I can pass.
00:54:42That I want her.
00:54:45If forbidden love, my head's a mess.
00:54:49That I want her.
00:54:51I see it pay.
00:54:52I know what's best, and I can pass.
00:54:54I know what's best.
00:54:56That I want her.
00:54:57If forbidden love, my head's a mess.
00:55:01That I want her.
00:55:05I see it pay on TV.
00:55:07I love her.
00:55:10Sorry.
00:55:10I don't always go downtown, but when I do, I drink a beer first.
00:55:32I'm the king of the world!
00:55:37I'm wicked, Han.
00:55:40Huh.
00:55:42Mind if I play through?
00:55:44Oh, shit!
00:55:45Again?
00:55:46You son of a bitch!
00:55:48We love him, I know what's best and I confess.
00:55:54That I want her forbidden up my head's a mess.
00:56:01And I want her, I see it pay out on TV.
00:56:07I love her better than I see.
00:56:11I just can't shake this fantasy.
00:56:18I know what's best.
00:56:20Oh, my God! The rehearsal! I'm late!
00:56:29Oh, no, no, no, no! Oh, my God, oh, my God!
00:56:32Oh, c'est magnifique, mon chérie!
00:56:47Stop! Stop!
00:56:49Stop! Stop!
00:56:51Oh, Jodie, thank God you're here, girl. I was just dancing and kissing him because I didn't want him to think about you being late.
00:56:56Well, I'm the dancer, so I'll do the kissing around here.
00:56:58That was amazing.
00:57:00I want you to have my children.
00:57:04But, Papa, please, we want to stay with you.
00:57:07Back in the car, that's doll!
00:57:09Aww.
00:57:10She can't make you forget about me.
00:57:11I ever slept because you just took off this morning.
00:57:13This morning?
00:57:14Yeah, you slept over.
00:57:15What?
00:57:16Wait a minute, did you have some kind of lezo dream fantasy about me?
00:57:19Don't act like you weren't there.
00:57:20That's something special.
00:57:21We made love last night for hours.
00:57:23What?
00:57:24Oh, and now you're gonna tell me Tiger Woods didn't come out of my vagina?
00:57:27Jodie!
00:57:32What?
00:57:37Well, that explains the poison ivy.
00:57:39Jodie?
00:57:43There you are.
00:57:44Kendra?
00:57:45Oh, the door was open, so I let myself in.
00:57:46It's okay.
00:57:47Look, I'm so sorry.
00:57:49I really believe something happened between us last night.
00:57:51I must have dreamt the whole thing.
00:57:53Oh, no.
00:57:54We had sex.
00:57:55But this morning at rehearsal, you said...
00:57:57I can't have the whole cast knowing my business.
00:57:59I'm already doing half of them.
00:58:00And besides, me and Pierre, we have this little thing.
00:58:02Wait, then what's this?
00:58:04Oh, oh, yeah.
00:58:05It must have happened after I left.
00:58:07Oh, yeah.
00:58:08Oh, you are freaky.
00:58:10Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
00:58:13Oh, yeah.
00:58:14Oh, yeah.
00:58:15Oh, yeah.
00:58:16Oh, yeah.
00:58:18Oh, yeah.
00:58:19Oh, yeah!
00:58:20Oh, yeah!
00:58:21See?
00:58:22I knew she was real.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:26Let's find out where this cabin is.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:46What in the hell?
00:58:47Bad girl!
00:58:48Oh, what is this?
00:58:52Oh, my God.
00:58:53It's the same cabin from the dream.
00:58:55Of course.
00:58:57So what are we gonna do if we find that book?
00:58:59I don't know.
00:59:00If that's the book that turned Mama into what she is,
00:59:02maybe it could somehow reverse the curse.
00:59:05Okay, we're almost there.
00:59:07Hey, I'm not going in there.
00:59:09We have to go inside.
00:59:10The book is the key to the nightmare I'm living.
00:59:14Oh, my gosh.
00:59:15Who are you?
00:59:16I'm Jody, and this is Kendra.
00:59:18We're looking for something very important.
00:59:20We all are.
00:59:22Come on in.
00:59:23Everybody, this is Jody and Kendra.
00:59:38Hello.
00:59:39Hello, Jody.
00:59:40Hi, Kendra.
00:59:41Pardon me for not standing, but I'm mending the wing of this bird that we found in the woods.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:45Hi.
00:59:46Um, we're in a hurry.
00:59:47We're actually looking for a book that could save lives.
00:59:49Yes.
00:59:50I've got it right here.
00:59:51Oh, thank God.
00:59:52Thank him indeed.
00:59:53The Bible.
00:59:54Here, let me read to you.
00:59:56Oh, no.
00:59:57No, see, we're actually looking for the book of evil.
01:00:01I know evil all too well.
01:00:03You do?
01:00:04This weekend's devoted to Mia.
01:00:05It's a detox weekend.
01:00:07She's hooked on energy shots.
01:00:10Oh, yeah, that's a real struggle.
01:00:12Okay, listen.
01:00:13We're looking for another book somewhere in this cabin.
01:00:15Hmm.
01:00:16We haven't seen anything.
01:00:17We gave it a shot.
01:00:18Let's get out of here.
01:00:19Okay, wait.
01:00:20Is there a cellar?
01:00:21Oh, great.
01:00:22There it is.
01:00:23Oh.
01:00:24Okay, I don't care what it says.
01:00:25The curse begins with four words.
01:00:26Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
01:00:27Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
01:00:28Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
01:00:29Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
01:00:30Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
01:00:31Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
01:00:32Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
01:00:37Okay, I don't care what it says.
01:00:50The curse begins with four words.
01:00:53Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikdo.
01:01:07You're all going to die tonight.
01:01:12You're all going to die tonight.
01:01:28The curse ends with one word.
01:01:30Addenda.
01:01:34What the heck?
01:01:36Why?
01:01:38I don't have an arm.
01:01:40It's boring.
01:01:41For some reason, I split my tongue in half.
01:01:44Okay, well, let's at least finish the song.
01:01:46Everyone hold hands.
01:01:47Except for Eric.
01:01:49Daniel.
01:01:50Go tell it on the mountain
01:01:54Over the hills and everywhere
01:01:58Maybe we didn't do it right.
01:02:01Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikdo.
01:02:03I don't know.
01:02:17Addenda.
01:02:19Why does this keep happening?
01:02:21Where's my arm?
01:02:23Is this yours?
01:02:23That's a left.
01:02:25That's mine.
01:02:25Could you hand it to me, please?
01:02:27I need a right.
01:02:27Eric chainsawed it off.
01:02:29Look, I'm sorry.
01:02:30My leg?
01:02:32No, that's black.
01:02:33That's not mine.
01:02:34Oh, shit.
01:02:35I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:02:38Cry me a river.
01:02:40I'm going to need a little help.
01:02:41I have to go to the bathroom.
01:02:43My penis is in the corner.
01:02:45This is fucked up.
01:02:46Let me try.
01:02:50Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikdo.
01:02:58But nothing again.
01:03:02You know what?
01:03:03Let's go.
01:03:03Wait, there's a door right here.
01:03:05Let's go out this way.
01:03:05Okay, cool.
01:03:06We can avoid the weirdos upstairs.
01:03:07Let's go out this way.
01:03:37Dan and Jody.
01:03:38There was someone in the house
01:03:40who, thanks to the I-13 formula,
01:03:42had increased intelligence
01:03:44and superior cognitive ability.
01:03:46His analytical problem-solving skills
01:03:48allowed him to ascertain crucial information.
01:03:52A marvel of modern-day science,
01:03:54his IQ had surpassed even the most...
01:03:57Oh, hell.
01:04:07Why did I think you could be intelligent?
01:04:31You're nothing but a dumb animal.
01:04:35I can talk.
01:04:41Hey, Caesar.
01:04:45Steve?
01:04:46Dan's got a mad demon in his house.
01:04:48Mad demon's in his house?
01:04:50No!
01:04:51A mad demon.
01:04:52I love mad demon.
01:04:54Jason Bourne.
01:04:57Oi.
01:05:00I should have known not to bring
01:05:01a wild animal into the house.
01:05:04I'm so sorry.
01:05:06But I believed in Caesar.
01:05:07I thought he was different.
01:05:08There's something more to this.
01:05:09I can feel it.
01:05:10No, he just went crazy.
01:05:13Forget it.
01:05:14But I still think Mama could be in this house.
01:05:16Wait, don't you...
01:05:16We just had a whole night go on
01:05:18without a single sign of anything.
01:05:21I guess.
01:05:22I was just so scared last night for the kids.
01:05:25You're coming around.
01:05:28Am I getting attached?
01:05:29A precious child's
01:05:35welcoming smile
01:05:37for every boy and girl
01:05:42But that love still
01:05:47lasts forever
01:05:48Somewhere in this world
01:05:55Somewhere in this world
01:06:04It's the cliff from the dream
01:06:14Get in the car now!
01:06:16Don't make me yell!
01:06:18Unto thee, Satan
01:06:19I sacrifice these children
01:06:20Return home to the cliff of...
01:06:22Holy shit!
01:06:25Home to the cliff
01:06:26Oh my god
01:06:27Girls!
01:06:28Kathy!
01:06:29It's okay
01:06:30I saw the cliff
01:06:31I know what home means
01:06:32Home!
01:06:34Come on girls
01:06:47Let's go get Eden
01:06:48Oh yeah
01:06:49Come on
01:06:49Lily!
01:06:51Come on!
01:06:55Eden!
01:06:55Are you okay?
01:06:56Aaaaaah!
01:06:58Aaaaaah!
01:07:01Aaaaaah!
01:07:02Aaaaaah!
01:07:02Aaaaaah!
01:07:06Uncle Dan!
01:07:06Uncle Dan!
01:07:07Mama!
01:07:08Mama!
01:07:10She's here!
01:07:10Whoa girls, girls, girls
01:07:12One at a time
01:07:12Lily you first
01:07:13Mwa la la
01:07:14Mwa la la
01:07:16Mwa la la
01:07:16Got it
01:07:17Now Kathy
01:07:18Mama!
01:07:19Mama!
01:07:19She's here!
01:07:19She's gonna kill us!
01:07:21How many times do I have to tell everyone?
01:07:22There's no such
01:07:23Mwa la la
01:07:24Mwa la la
01:07:25Mwah la la
01:07:28Mwa la la
01:07:29Mwa la
01:07:31Mwa la
01:07:31Mwa la la
01:07:31GAX
01:07:32Aaaaaaah!
01:07:35GARG
01:07:36Ah
01:07:36Oh my
01:07:36Hm
01:07:38A mi
01:07:38fake
01:07:38And
01:07:39Aa ź
01:07:40ера
01:07:40At
01:07:40what the hell is it
01:07:41cole
01:07:42Tom
01:07:42Oh
01:07:43No
01:07:51Maria, what are you doing here?
01:08:11I was angry you fired me, so I beg you this.
01:08:14A shit pie? Thanks, but...
01:08:21Hot dog?
01:08:22No, that's still shit, with mustard.
01:08:26Maybe just a banana then.
01:08:29Very much potassium. So bueno, Mr. Dan.
01:08:34I'm sorry, I should have listened to you...
01:08:37Mr. Dan, we have our problems, but I always love you. So much.
01:08:43When I see you, I see my father.
01:08:50Dan, Dan, we have to...
01:08:54Wait, what's going on here?
01:08:57I can explain.
01:08:59There's no time. Mama has the girls. I know where she took them.
01:09:02Gotta go.
01:09:04You remind me of my father.
01:09:06Dan!
01:09:08Knowing the girls were in danger, Dan and Jodie sped off, racing to get to the cliff.
01:09:15They... Oh my God. What happened to the car?
01:09:18What... Oh, there it is.
01:09:20They were no longer able to sit idly by and let a ghost jump off a cliff, sacrificing their children with her.
01:09:26Oh my God, there they are. Cathy, Lily, stop!
01:09:29What do we do now?
01:09:32Um, I'll just...
01:09:33Read from this and change her back to human.
01:09:35Girls, run! Run!
01:09:41No, no, no, not that way! Away from the cliff!
01:09:48I'm not gonna let Mama take you away again.
01:09:53Lily, stop! Come on! Come on! Here, girl. Come on, Lily.
01:10:03Come on, Lily. Come on! Look! Oh, look! Yeah!
01:10:14Come on! Look! Oh, yeah! Lily!
01:10:18Oh, wow! Yeah!
01:10:22Oh, come on! Enough!
01:10:25This is crazy! Lily's not a dog.
01:10:30She's a beautiful little girl who I've grown to love.
01:10:32I love all these children, Mama. Even if they don't all love me.
01:10:36Lily loves you too, Jodi.
01:10:40And they belong in this world with me and Dan.
01:10:42Because they deserve parents who aren't decomposing.
01:10:45Good girl.
01:10:49Alright, enough!
01:10:51Where's the page? Dammit, I can't find it!
01:10:54Don't forget it!
01:10:55There! That worked!
01:10:57Maybe not!
01:10:58Hey!
01:11:17We need to start smoking this shit.
01:11:23Told you that shark was gonna come in handy.
01:11:25Thank you! Lily!
01:11:28Honey, thank God you're alright.
01:11:30Come on!
01:11:44Your cue is coming up!
01:11:45Oh, Kendra!
01:11:46Look, it's okay, girl. Let's forget about what happened.
01:11:51You are the black swan.
01:11:53No. It's you.
01:11:55Throwing Mama off the cliff has really made me reevaluate my priorities.
01:11:59My family comes first.
01:12:01You dance the black swan.
01:12:04Because sometimes in life...
01:12:05Okay.
01:12:06Introducing our new swan queen.
01:12:11Miss Kendra Brooks.
01:12:12Oh, my God!
01:12:13Oh, my God!
01:12:15Oh, my God!
01:12:16Oh, my God!
01:12:17Oh, my God!
01:12:18Oh, my God!
01:12:19Oh, my God!
01:12:20Oh!
01:12:21Oh, my God!
01:12:22You, you are the friends of me
01:12:25Oh, my God!
01:12:35This is...
01:12:36Not Balai.
01:12:37Stop in here, line.
01:12:41That's some bullshit.
01:12:42and so our story ends
01:13:01if anything is to be learned from this
01:13:04it's that mankind is a pathetic race
01:13:07and apes need to take over this planet
01:13:10enjoy earth while you've still got it
01:13:13ha ha ha
01:13:14back in the saddle cage
01:13:22adrenaline skin telling stink
01:13:24a black hole from
01:13:25ember shakes out of the land
01:13:26embrace his face
01:13:27his tale stories of broken dreams
01:13:29out of the reach still on the mouth
01:13:31like cold defense
01:13:32talking to a raccoon
01:13:33I'm moving in here
01:13:35like a standstill
01:13:36battling for justice in a
01:13:37land field
01:13:38I stand real
01:13:39the fire
01:13:39but the chest
01:13:40the time
01:13:41stars are dying
01:13:42the time
01:13:42so who's next to shine
01:13:44mocking your brain
01:13:45like a tattoo
01:13:46tattoo
01:13:46bending the hair
01:13:48so we're black through
01:13:49blast through
01:13:49stomping the grave
01:13:50see the wheel
01:13:51purple
01:13:52knock and I'm there
01:13:53please a deep buckle
01:13:55yeah
01:13:55only the sword
01:13:56who will see how you like it
01:13:58once the swan consumes you
01:14:00I cannot hold it that long
01:14:24it's like it's so long
01:14:26I don't know
01:14:40I don't know
01:14:41where he hangs to the
01:14:43cut
01:14:45shone
01:14:46We're kissing.
01:15:11We're kissing.
01:15:16We're kissing.
01:15:41We're kissing.
01:15:42what happened guy was in the shop ah God was he dressed like a demon do the second my penis is
01:16:00a question okay and then my other penis is a question also yeah okay I know I don't know
01:16:07why it's just so many penis welcome to Hollywood I'm ready for it hey I'm okay with this temporary nurses
01:16:28shower I'm okay with this how are you guys
01:16:37I'm okay with this that's the nurses temporary locker room and we're repainting
01:16:45out
01:16:56hello here
01:16:59b-mart and background
01:17:04thank God I caught you I forgot to tell you now that you are the swan queen
01:17:22I'll save you Snoop Dogg my name ain't Snoop Dogg movie man
01:17:35we're good now prepare for a night of unparalleled passion oh wait what Mr. Greg word is the
01:18:05what
01:18:06what does all this have to do with the ballet ballet yes aren't you donating millions millions I'm broke
01:18:28every cent I have has been put into this room oh my god
01:18:31I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:18:36why me a river I'm gonna need a little help I don't have a penis
01:18:43it does not come off it does not come off I'm sorry
01:19:06I'm getting tired of talking about this mother in the woods with this man man we keep going in circles talking about a man let's talk about a man getting some getting some
01:19:20what the heck you talking about two dudes in the woods if we had a bitch here she could rush all the
01:19:25for us right now you understand me that's the way I would say it
01:19:29right right right do it right work with me
01:19:33hey babe check out the psychic's book for a clue it really freaks me out
01:19:36come on there's nothing to be yeah these books are all oh there's nothing to be scared
01:19:44there's nothing to be scared oh wrong animal
01:19:57you scared dinosaur
01:20:01what does this have to do with
01:20:08I know sorry
01:20:13what does this have to do with
01:20:19you're just like cupping your boobs
01:20:27okay sorry
01:20:28okay how do you know who's a witch
01:20:48do they have a broom
01:20:53do they have a pointy nose
01:20:55so what I didn't get the part
01:21:15where's everybody going
01:21:17what do you think
01:21:24what do you think
01:21:25what do you think
01:21:27you think
01:21:28what do you think
01:21:28you think
01:21:29of theStefjal
01:21:32your
01:21:33words
01:21:33with
01:21:34around
01:21:35you
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