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This episode continues the journey of Below Deck Mediterranean. The series follows the lives of crew members working on a luxury yacht in the Mediterranean.
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00:00Previously on Below Dick Med. This is yours. This can be your knife so you don't have to keep coming back. You don't want me to come back? I want you to come back. I feel like a little puppeteer and I'm like, dance, please, dance. Oh, oh, come on, I can make a hit.
00:27Do you want me to turn off? I'm friends. Oh, everyone. Everyone is so sexy. Plates, super cold, just freaking me out a little bit. As I'm getting into this first dinner, there's a lot of pressure. Wait, my plating got messed up. I'll just keep it flat. But we as clowns are just vessels in search of creative outlets. Enjoy, guys. This is amazing. It is. I can't get the dryer to, like, get the load going. She just can't quite get it. Remember to invite these. Oh.
00:57I don't know what I'm meant to be doing. I don't know where I'm meant to be. Oh, my God. That was my fault. As a first time bosun, obviously, I do want to give Tezza and Christian the chance to prove they're capable of learning. Put it on the drum. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Jesus Christ, boys.
01:15You pull the slack. Just pull. Just pull. I'm pulling. I'm pulling, bro. No, you're not pulling. I'm fucking pulling. Bro, if you really want to fucking do it, you can do it your fucking self.
01:22You tell me to do this and then do that. I mean, just make up your mind. Don't speak with me. Don't speak with me. Don't speak with me.
01:26What? This is beyond a joke. You're fucking pushing my buttons, honestly. Yeah? Does he push? Jesus. You're pushing my buttons. Push the button. Honestly.
01:33Don't do that. You don't fucking know me. Okay? Yeah, yeah. So don't do that. You're a dangerous man. All right? Don't do that. You're a dangerous man.
01:46You're telling me to do three things at the same time. Now, I ask you one thing. Fucking hell. What's going on?
01:51This guy, I asked him just to put this, and I asked him the other way, doing, like, chamois.
01:56Because he's f***ed, bro. He was not dry here? He was dry. Okay, so why are you going to dry something dry? I just asked you.
02:02Because he was watermarks. Since two days, every time we're asking you something, there's always a reason.
02:07Literally. You're here. I asked you to put the cover. Okay, guys. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.
02:11F*** my mère. Stop. Jesus f***ing Christ. Let's keep it professional. Finish our job. When you're off the boat, have a conversation.
02:18But for now, get that on. Go get changed, and we'll get ready to go out.
02:22It's true, man. It's definitely a clash of egos, but they're not actually alphamines. They aren't lions. They're behaving like f***ing cats.
02:29Tez, what the f*** was that? Honestly.
02:31I just want them to drop their ego and just get on with it. F*** me a f***.
02:37We've done a charter. I'm going to get so drunk tonight. Same.
02:43We can vomit in the same toilet. Shall we? It'll be romantic.
02:45Hi, baby. I'm on my way to work. I miss you. You're so cute, like, and such a sexy wife. I'm so in love, boy. Call me when you can. I love you.
02:56I finished the head and the doubles. If you want to look at it and, like, point out things, then you want to see better.
03:00You're going to get enough before today? No.
03:03I've got to wash my hair. Got mixed up. They're called sexy.
03:06That was a hand towel. So you only really need one hand towel out, and then the rest can be stored.
03:10Now that I see this. Yeah, you see, it's all this, like, smokiness. Stick to alcohol for this or actual window cleaner.
03:17I feel so determined to get V up to speed because a stronger team means more cold, hard cash.
03:26You know, I've got a wedding coming up. We're doing repairs on the house.
03:30I've got a mortgage. I need to, like, paint the house.
03:33Scott. Painting the bedrooms.
03:37Paint's expensive.
03:40All right, knock off.
03:41Yeah, looks good. But it looks good.
03:43Oh, my God. Quick, go do your makeup.
03:45Yeah, let's get ready.
03:46All crew, be ready to go in one hour.
03:50What's going to happen tonight?
03:51I'm going for Kizzee, you know?
03:53Of course.
03:54How do you in here?
03:55Oh, hot.
04:00Look at you.
04:02Is there acid chaps?
04:03Look at what I'm going to whip out at some point.
04:05You're Harry Borsa.
04:07Oh, my God, yeah.
04:08I can teabag you.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:14All right, let's go.
04:15Don't get my nuts in the chocolate.
04:18I got a finger up the ass there.
04:20For the first time ever.
04:22Let's party up.
04:23Beautiful crew.
04:24Oh, la, la.
04:26Cheers.
04:27Cheers, cheers.
04:27I live.
04:31Off we go.
04:33First charter, and I think you and Christian are going to wrap each other's.
04:37Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:38Every time we ask him something, he always found you something to say, you know?
04:43So I went, oh, no.
04:45That didn't happen.
04:46Well, that's leather, so that's good.
04:47No, it's my...
04:49Is there a tissue in the front there?
04:51I don't know if it's anyone here.
04:52I think they're all different.
04:53It looks like you feel so...
04:55No.
04:56What should we do in this situation right now?
04:58No, that's a question for me.
05:01Are we?
05:01That's a situation for me, buddy.
05:04We don't have any time to train.
05:06So if you're not up to it, you have to go.
05:08So we need to give them a little moment to show us that they're up to it.
05:12And remember that not everyone is quite as talented as I am.
05:15Well, that's true.
05:17It is hard, though.
05:18I don't think of it as hard in my life.
05:20Downtown Barcelona.
05:21Let's go, Guapo.
05:22Bonjour.
05:23Je m'appelle, chibi.
05:25Oh, there's a bridge.
05:26Yeah, if we marry you, you have the green card.
05:28I want a big ring.
05:29Max is pretty charming.
05:30It's a good-looking deck.
05:31We're in fairness.
05:32If Nathan doesn't swoop inside, you're going to lose it.
05:37Asia, I don't lose.
05:38Because of what I went through with Kiel last season.
05:41You're my boy.
05:43Give me your home.
05:44Yeah.
05:46Well, I want casual.
05:48Casual is exactly what I like.
05:50I'm a bossing on the boat, but when I'm in the club, I'm a playboy.
05:54Not on top of the cards.
05:57After you.
05:59Daddy's first.
06:00F*** you.
06:01This is sexy.
06:02So cold.
06:05How fun.
06:07Jesus Christ.
06:09How did I end up sitting across the room?
06:11Nathan is down there with the girl and me.
06:14I'm still babysitting this giant baby.
06:17F***.
06:17What did I do wrong?
06:18You're pissed or pasta?
06:20Can I get an alcohol in there, please?
06:22Sit across the vessel.
06:24Thank you so much.
06:25She's up to you, guys.
06:27Cheers to Chaddowise.
06:28Cheers, guys.
06:29Cheers, guys.
06:29Cheers.
06:30All right, bro.
06:31We're done for the first after.
06:32Oh, I just want to f***ing put it on my head.
06:35Oh.
06:37Oh, that wasn't meant to happen.
06:39It's just my ass to be like.
06:40Tell me about your exes.
06:41Really?
06:42The most recent one was last season.
06:45We're like best friends.
06:46And yeah, I just can't f*** it up.
06:48Oh.
06:48So I'm like.
06:49RIP.
06:50So after here, where do you go next?
06:51I want to do like a hypnosis clinic.
06:54How long have you been there?
06:55I did learn for five months therapy hypnosis.
06:58And one moment, I swear, a f***ing came to me like.
07:02You will do hypnosis now.
07:03Mm, just shut up, shut up, shut up.
07:05Can you hypnotize me?
07:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:07With hypnosis, you can give orgasm to people.
07:10He thinks he's better than everyone else.
07:12Like, most French.
07:15You seem like a super chilled, happy kind of guy.
07:18Do you want to do a vajazzle with me?
07:19What's that?
07:20It's a vagina dazzle.
07:21You put like diamonds on your pussy.
07:23You put diamonds on your vagina.
07:24I just had a little love part of Gems.
07:26I thought you were on about a week's lap.
07:27Pearson, I thought you'd call it a vajazzle.
07:29Yeah.
07:29Not like, I'll put it.
07:30It's all the muff.
07:32Muff diamonds.
07:33Kizzy's definitely trouble.
07:37I might give it a bravado.
07:39I would do a sparkly cobra, and that would be a vajazzle.
07:44You're in dirty, aren't you?
07:45Thanks.
07:47You're welcome.
07:48Are you so in love?
07:49Huh?
07:50With who?
07:51My, like, gentleman at home.
07:55A gentleman at home.
07:56Have you said that over?
07:57Yeah.
07:58I forced it out of him.
07:59I was like, do you love me then?
08:00That's it.
08:01I just love, love.
08:02Really?
08:03Holy s***, she's a boyfriend.
08:05That's f***ing bizarre.
08:07Oh, f***ing, that sucks.
08:08She went like too far away of flirting with everyone to announce now that she have a boyfriend.
08:19Cheers, love.
08:19Coming up.
08:23You say yesterday to Tessa to not do this part, right?
08:26That I don't remember.
08:27Is that not normal that you don't remember washing a box?
08:29I want to grab Max by the neck and throw him overboard.
08:33You're a f***ing child.
08:34Now is your last time.
08:35Have you said that over?
08:43Yeah, I forced it out of him.
08:45I was like, do you love me then?
08:46That's it.
08:46I just love me, love.
08:48Really?
08:48Cheers to that?
08:50Nathan, do you have a cigarette?
08:51Why not?
08:53Let's go.
08:54Where did the boys go?
08:54They're having a little power?
08:56Oh, yeah, they went for a cigarette.
08:57She has a boyfriend, Kizzy.
08:58Lads.
08:59I don't know.
09:00Let's not believe it.
09:01Create your own reality, bro.
09:02Exactly.
09:03I think you guys have more chances with B.
09:06She has a really good body.
09:07Yeah, and dress with the guy.
09:09Just play cool, you know, see what happens.
09:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:11You know.
09:11Dude, it's a deck team meeting.
09:14Yeah, how's the deck team?
09:16It's concerning that it's cracking so early.
09:19Do you know what I mean?
09:20That's what's stressing me out.
09:21Do you reckon it's rectifiable?
09:23I'm just happy it's not me.
09:24Bro, can you punch me on my shoulder, please?
09:27I really want, like, we succeed into males that can communicate together.
09:31How about put it into a hug instead?
09:34No punching.
09:34Hug it out.
09:35I'll get out of your shoulder.
09:36There you go.
09:37That's better than a punch, isn't it?
09:39A good hug.
09:40Well, man, you're the good athlete.
09:42Growing up, I used to solve my problems with being physical.
09:46Last time I got in a fight was, like, two years ago.
09:48I was in Sydney.
09:50You know, a lot of guys being stupid and drunk.
09:53I was minding my own business.
09:55And then this guy was walking towards me.
09:58And he just grabs my nose.
10:00And he's just like, I got your nose.
10:03And I just turn and I punch him in the nose.
10:07And I was like, and I got f***ing ears.
10:10Boom.
10:11Knock him out.
10:12So if this is an apology from Max, then, okay, I'll take it.
10:15Because I'm going to put my job in jeopardy.
10:17I'm doing everything I can to just calm down myself and just not do something stupid.
10:21Right.
10:23Where's your guy?
10:25Back in England.
10:26It's new.
10:27I came to my last boat with three STDs.
10:29What?
10:30I'm sorry, too.
10:32Hang on.
10:33Three at a separate time?
10:34No, it's not.
10:35Three at the same time.
10:37What?
10:37Is this one of them?
10:38No, I didn't have a clap.
10:41You're doing the work.
10:42Fresh.
10:42Fresh.
10:45I don't have anything anymore.
10:46You're ready, the party?
10:47Of course.
10:48Yeah, life is good, bro.
10:51I have to dance with you to see.
10:56This is my objective tonight.
10:58This is disco.
10:58Hey.
10:59We are ready to mingle.
11:02Let's get stupid, bro.
11:04To pay some civility.
11:06Pay some civility.
11:08I want to go dance.
11:16Like this.
11:17Again.
11:18Stop.
11:19I'm going to fall in love, bro.
11:20I'm biting the sorcery.
11:22Look at this.
11:22Woo!
11:23Woo!
11:24Is your boyfriend worried?
11:26Um, before I left, he was.
11:29But it's like saying, he touched me completely.
11:32We have a Latino on!
11:33Yay!
11:34Yay!
11:34I don't know why I'm touching you.
11:36I wish I was your hand here.
11:38I'm, like, naturally a very flirty person, but also I love connections.
11:43Do you want to?
11:45It's, like, a bit bitter.
11:47I'm ready to bite anything.
11:49No, no.
11:51Thank you for sharing.
11:52I want to, like, embrace people.
11:53I want to help people, like, have conversations and feelings with people.
11:58Oh my gosh!
12:10I need to teach you a quick.
12:13Yeah!
12:14Yeah!
12:15Christmas!
12:16Yes!
12:17Yes!
12:17Yes!
12:18Do it!
12:18Do it!
12:19Do it!
12:20Yes!
12:20Yes!
12:21Yes!
12:23Yes!
12:24Yes!
12:25Yes!
12:25Yes!
12:26Yes!
12:26Yes, yes, yes, yes!
12:29Encourage that fuck.
12:31She already put, like, the fire on the powder.
12:34The male are about to explode.
12:36Those moves and... Oh, my God.
12:39****, cheers to that.
12:47Whoa!
12:49Yee-haw!
12:51That's what we're talking about.
12:53Been told I've been a naughty girl.
12:55Oh, we all knew this.
12:58Are we gonna go back home?
12:59I wanna go swim.
13:00Let's go!
13:01Come on.
13:02Give a wee magic make.
13:03Performance.
13:04Huh?
13:06Give me the two.
13:08No!
13:09Oh, no!
13:10That's your ex-girlfriend's name.
13:11That's her Instagram.
13:12She's hot.
13:13You can follow her.
13:15Okay.
13:16I'm gonna fall off the jacuzzi.
13:18****, let's go.
13:19I need my phone.
13:20Okay, let's get to the jacuzzi, baby.
13:23Where are you going?
13:24Let's go to my man.
13:25He's gonna be like, get to f***ing bed.
13:28Yay, yay.
13:29Hey, babes!
13:30Hey!
13:31Oh, oh!
13:32Man!
13:33Tommy, you're a lucky guy, hey!
13:35F***ing run.
13:36Yeah, she's a keeper.
13:37We're gonna go in the hot tub.
13:38I ain't going in the hot tub.
13:40Bro, what the f***?
13:41What the f*** is going on, eh?
13:43The guys are beautiful.
13:44Stunning, gorgeous.
13:45I need to shave my legs as we talk.
13:46Fry shave.
13:47She's thirsty, huh?
13:48Why not get any pets?
13:49Look at these.
13:50She's in love with the guys, but she wants to be single.
13:54How the f*** is that, bro?
13:55Is he himself a boyfriend or...?
13:56Stop that.
13:57Let me hypnotize you.
13:58Okay, let's go.
13:59First, we're just going to settle in the trance.
14:00You're breathing in.
14:01And breathing out.
14:02I need to go to bed.
14:03I'm gonna love you.
14:04Good night.
14:05Hello.
14:06Hello.
14:07Are you asleep?
14:08I'm so tired.
14:09Like sleeping, you have no rest, you know?
14:10Yeah, it's not good.
14:11I think it's worse.
14:12I know, but I'm in go mode.
14:13I will.
14:14Press, press, press.
14:15More and more.
14:16And you go to sleep.
14:17Down, down, down.
14:18Completely relaxed.
14:19Completely relaxed.
14:20Completely relaxed.
14:21Completely relaxed.
14:22And now, every time we tell you to do something with the lines and the fenders, you will do
14:41so.
14:42What the f***, man?
14:44What the f***, man?
14:45I have to be up in eight hours.
14:51See the wrinkles under your eyes?
14:53F*** off.
14:54That's crow's feet.
14:55Cheeky bastard.
14:56Last season, I had an amazing girl I cared about.
14:59We had an amazing deck team and a great bond within the team.
15:02You're the best.
15:03You're the best.
15:04No, you're the best.
15:05No, you're the best.
15:06And I don't have that feeling this year.
15:07And I think a major part of that is not having Gail around.
15:11There's, like, a slight hole in my heart, yeah, but I'm trying not to show it because
15:15I f*** things up.
15:16And I think it's just time to move on to a new chapter.
15:19Yeah.
15:20You're dying.
15:21Coming up.
15:22Where's he put on the foil board?
15:24Look at it.
15:25Holy Jesus.
15:26He's floating away.
15:27Christian, go help them.
15:28Tess and Christian have no idea what they're doing.
15:30Nathan, Nathan, go back to the turn.
15:31That's a mess.
15:32It's ridiculous.
15:33Christ.
15:34Entrance, I think.
15:35Cuz, TESS and Christian have no idea what they're doing.
15:37Nathan, Nathan, go back to the turn.
15:39Thing is ridiculous.
15:40Christ.
15:41I don't know if you want to know about it, it's a little tired, I'm just feeling a bit
16:06sleepy morning captain good morning captain good morning good morning darling deck team deck team
16:19radio going into this next charger I want everyone to show way more urgency so as soon as we're slowing
16:26down for anchor I want people in the laws starting to organize the inflatables get everything out and
16:31obviously time management job lists need to be done you got up and none of us was done yeah I
16:36tell you something was wrong my reference point is going to be max if I ask max to tell you something
16:44please do it okay yeah thank you for that no worries the first charter tesa came on late she was sick
16:52oh what are we gonna do i came on late i was sick hello captain where are you i got food poisoned
16:59going into this second charter we all know the boat we're all healthy i'm now it's time to actually
17:06do our job and do it well we've no more excuses good luck with this charter guys we'll smash it
17:13this morning just sat in the cabins and just try and get as much of the boat done as possible
17:18all right let's go yeah what's down number two
17:21guys see like this yeah thank you so much
17:30yeah you got done good work here he's seeing you
17:34smudging yeah hello next charter already i'll get the girls deck crew come to the bridge for
17:41prep or prep or cheat me can't be on our way girls and josh me in the dining room coffee coffee
17:47what do we got on the menu charter two his name is jack a prominent sydney socialite oh jack i've
17:53had him when i worked in australia how is he a little bit specific so he wants a pinata actually
17:59made of chocolate jack said that he would love if one of the deckhands could breathe in his ear
18:05enjoy your meal so jack and his friends katarina eleanor her fiance sam taylor simon with his
18:13girlfriend adina and mickey have been traveling through europe for the past six weeks upon arrival
18:19jack would like the stews to unpack for him and katarina so day one's water toys wave runners you're
18:25gonna get your jam down for dinner white party pad within truffle focused menu all right truffles you
18:31have to put them with stuff that really works with them or they can taste kind of flat like two
18:36spanish theme a fine dining tasting menu of six to eight courses be the chef's choice for eight
18:41courses every single dish is a lot of little things done well so there's a lot of works that's needed
18:46for each dinner huge amounts just hope i can get all that done in the time very awesome thank you very
18:51much can you wipe that up watermarks yeah yeah no worries please copy oh no no that hasn't been
19:08raised at all what's up bro captain just pointed this out so when we do the overboards make sure we're
19:13scrubbing get the hose out and just do from the railing up to here yeah prioritize this it's frustrating
19:21hey babe do you want me to give a little vacuuming does it need it some spots could get a little bit
19:25just all right thank you hi cap hey i got them to scrub the hole as much of the scrub as we can from
19:33yeah the deck how do you feel about your crew um i saw you meeting with them yeah i liked it christian
19:39has a lot to learn but tezza talked him through a proper wash down as well we'll get there hopefully max
19:46yesterday when um you went to do the bow christian said that we weren't washing the outboards
19:54have you already done outboards haven't done outward because i don't think we did the other side
19:58i think we'll just rinse okay christian christian for max where are you uh i'm in front of the bridge
20:04i know you want perfection yeah but when you're showing people how to do this people follow you
20:10hey bro uh i start to be really mad you start to piss the out why you didn't do the outboard on
20:18this side yeah we did it we rinse it you say yesterday to tessa to not do this part right
20:23no i didn't bro this is dirty when you're a bosun you have a lot more responsibility and yeah
20:28i need you to show me you can do this yeah okay great thank you all right thank you captain but
20:33i didn't tell her not to do it okay but you didn't do it ah i can't remember but is that not normal
20:39that you don't remember that you didn't do a step of washing a boat is that your job man yeah we'll do
20:44it bro it's okay it's not okay man it's okay it's okay oh i mean this is not too good to raise the
20:51yeah the volcano inside me man don't tell me it's okay let it explode let it explode oh la la
20:55what the bro you want to insult me you do respect me max is like napoleon he's a big ego i'm the
21:01unofficial lead again i want to grab max by the neck and throwing him overboard like male
21:08to respect people at least say sorry man you're a child now is the last time
21:20man you're a child yeah i'm a child you know like you can show that you are like someone
21:25mature that is 34 years old and respect those other people to say at least i'm sorry you know
21:29but sorry for what bro sorry that we have to take your back and losing time because you don't
21:34know what i was with test i honestly don't remember we brush it to be honest are you
21:37understand i like i don't remember logic is the thing for you to jump on the port side
21:44uh yes i'm just gonna finish it will take 10 minutes copy i need to come down
21:48stress a lot going on my mind right now papas get ready to be running up and down those stairs
21:52or we did a rock and roll hey bro don't call me bro anymore bro really yeah yeah all this job is
21:59because of you bro this waste of energy is because of you it's terrible jesus christ why hasn't it
22:05happened again lads one more argument yeah before we start charter i swear to god yeah i'm going
22:11straight to the captain right yeah yeah i hope for the sake of my insanity they drop their egos stop
22:19getting at each other and we'll be a big happy family this entire charter no arguments let's be
22:25professional all crew all crew please get into your whites guests arrival in 15 minutes give the call
22:31charles let's go guests are coming please come to the dock i'm ready for that espresso martini oh my god
22:39it's gonna be a tough one here we go hi jack nice to meet you hello nice to meet you
22:48welcome to motor yacht bravado asha's gonna take you on board and show you around it's good yay oh we're
22:55excited welcome to bravado thank you so much you'll love you'll love you yeah great i'm scared already
23:03here is the primary team beautiful you've got a whole gym here we've got your clothing right there
23:11yeah i will warn you i've brought a lot i know you did take the hard rocks in here how many are we
23:17talking seven seven having guests like these they're very specific with what they like so i hope that
23:25kizzy and v can keep up deliver the standard which i really need to give them that's a suit yeah 40
23:33pairs of shoes with me oh gosh okay nathan nathan i will be on the port wing station copy
23:43tessa yeah back in the lanes yeah max you're on the bar by yourself you can be on starboard side okay up
23:51here is the sunday this is beautiful wow that's gonna be fun so we're gonna do spanish tupper's
23:56lunch today yeah beautiful oh this is mental deck crew deck crew drop starboard ground line copy that
24:03dropping our stern nice nose there's so much luggage for the masters i'll get it done thank you great
24:09attitude we're clear to move on the stairs great you could drop the poor ground line
24:14all right okay this is gonna take forever can you help me because i don't know if i can carry this
24:23yeah yeah no leave it leave it leave it leave it to the master's starboard side thanks nathan i'm all
24:27set probably thank you good job guys that's the way you should do this i've never taken this many clothes
24:31in my life they really want me to do so much of the laundry i feel like i'm more proactive this charter
24:36because i kind of already have an idea down like all right this is what we do in the mornings this is what we
24:39do in afternoons turning it up turning it down laundry it was kind of fun though seeing like what
24:44rich people have and be like huh i didn't even know that existed let's be nice i'm like a sponge
24:50absorbing all the information i really enjoyed spongebob as a kid you know in spain it's called bob
24:55that was such an intrusive thought okay i actually don't think we're gonna have enough simon's just
25:03fun it's just a mood oh thank you christian all right thank you christian really good oh
25:10we can start left in fenders so are you ready for lunch i'm starving i'm scared asia why it's
25:16paella if i that like that's everything you'll be fine there's like a nervous energy within josh
25:22but i think chefs always are a bit neurotic girls girls can you leave that for a second and help run
25:28quite coffee but i worry about what will actually happen when he fully burns out because yeah i need
25:35you absolutely babes um he just becomes like the shining yes joshy do the guests need frank
25:49so once we have the lanes done you can eat the two of you scan oh both of us no okay okay i'm so
25:56hungry i could literally pass out you're so hungry good afternoon guys how are you i'm starving nice
26:03starving okay well everything on this table is from spain that looks amazing thank you chef no
26:09worries thank you beautiful jack your boy needs a drink yeah sure wow success yes
26:18oh jesus it's really good yeah can we take like a cookie bag no two a.m i feel like we'll want some
26:25chicken chicken how was that oh good deck crew deck crew get ready on the anchor copy deck team get
26:32the naughty boys out starting to lead so we're prepared drop the anchor two shackles
26:41thank you thank you are we going jet skiing let's get ready holy they're rather tight
26:47we're going to launch the tender christian yeah you're in charge of sorting all this out now we'll
26:59keep an eye on the guests yeah tell them how to use the c-bob as well no worries no no make sure
27:06the guests are safe burn life jackets helmets if they go on the e-foils
27:12have you done it before yeah you'll get it
27:21it looks like he's reading a manual or something how to make it go okay so let's get rid of this just
27:27make sure because that will blow away yeah yeah sorry okay where's he going on the foil board look
27:35at it holy jesus he's floating away is he waving i don't know if i should get on the radio and like
27:47announce that there's a guest floating to china i'm not in charge christian go help them nathan nathan
27:54go back to stern it's a mess it's ridiculous christ tess and christian have no idea what they're
28:01doing we have to have eyes on guests at all times that's embarrassing stressing me out god this is
28:07a
28:13i just drifted out and i'm like oh well it's not anybody there's a t-r-a-c have you done it yeah
28:20there's so much going on what's this
28:22did you get an induction light no i didn't you just i could ask you in the future yeah
28:30i feel like i'm at school and i'm getting in trouble for something but why am i getting the
28:34blame for this this is a collective problem do you want to take it up here or oh i put it in the water
28:40yeah how did the unpacking go was it fine it was just a lot me what the annoyed just figuring everything
28:47out it's probably easy for nathan to put the blame on all of us but like there's just no
28:52nothing's been put in place there's the hose so just pop the hose in tells that there's a job list
28:57on the bridge if you can tell chris no worries good night whatever i want way more urgency as soon
29:05as we're slowing for anger i want people starting to organize the inflatables to platforms he's just so
29:10oblivious to the big picture you can never leave those two alone no i'm sorry it is dangerous
29:16what's happening is this attached yeah it is attached what's going out there excellent show
29:21that is an absolute show i mean we need to have eyes we need to look around us and see what's going on
29:27something needs to change and need to change fast pull a finger out of our ass and get on with it
29:32we're looking like amateurs so one person in here starting out this the other person on the swim
29:37platform at all times just get it organized i want to have my team's back but it's starting to be
29:43difficult it's just a nightmare i feel like they seem to look at this way towards you towards you
29:51yeah i don't even know what szechuan chicken is soy sauce salt and flour how long does it take to
30:07cook chicken i've always been thinking about this chicken
30:15getting ready for the white party do you have anything in laundry or are you free
30:18no i'm perfect i just stopped everything tonight what calvary do you need it's got a piece of fish
30:24on it with calvary caviar everywhere tonight the guests requested a truffle forward menu truffles are
30:33a luxury ingredient but when you actually think about the truffle it is of the street it's from the
30:38ground it's from the dirt same as the blues you know aren't i i've done too many psychedelics
30:48mushrooms yes actually they help in terms of creativity because when you take mushrooms you've
30:54raised your consciousness you've raised your frequency and you're now seeing everything that's
30:58actually there and it's all just kind of energetic around you this is trippy
31:04i'm gonna sound like a right hippie right now wow you made those didn't you yeah i make everything yeah
31:10impressive oh that looks good how's it going great i think we're set up with dinner i think
31:18we're done awesome i ain't sure you're gonna love this table we're actually really proud of it oh
31:22we're being so good at things when i was young i always knew i was gonna be a star i danced from
31:28the age of three up until i was 18 and then i did it professionally so i'm used to being praised and
31:33i still want to be noticed for the work that i'm putting in maybe i'll end up with two superstars
31:38this season if anyone can be a superstar then i don't want it all right good to go i'm excited for
31:48truffle and caviar this look all right yeah ready mm-hmm what are you doing oh look at my ball in
31:57i could not do that i don't have a single one of those i always just look like stew on a hundred
32:00fruit fruit yard i don't want to see it for too long in case like the guests come up and then
32:17so you can go there jobless will be in the bridge yeah it'll be a list biggest thing refuel the
32:22jessies yeah see you in the morning good night oh come on josh are you just staring at your drink
32:29I'm sizing it up.
32:31Girls, girls, and Christian, would you mind coming to the galley now?
32:34Coming now.
32:35I don't know.
32:36And is there anyone that could take the bin?
32:37Yeah, I'm hungry.
32:38All right, so I can go and put down?
32:40Yeah, the best truffle.
32:41All right.
32:42Yum, truffle.
32:43I'm going to take this one.
32:44Okay, let's see.
32:45All right.
32:46Yo, I love fulfill, bro.
32:50Oh, thank you.
32:55This isn't a truffle.
32:57God, can you run downstairs and grab it?
32:59It's frustrating.
33:00Something so simple gets missed.
33:02All right, so I can go and put down?
33:03Yeah.
33:04Josh, come on.
33:05Get it together.
33:06I do have a truffle coming for you.
33:08Oh, thank you.
33:09Sorry.
33:10So here's a butternut squash risotto.
33:12Trupples, caviar, roasted sea bass, parmesan and mascarpone.
33:16Yeah, enjoy, guys.
33:18I'm just going to get you some truffle.
33:20Sorry.
33:21Oh, there's none.
33:24Really did more?
33:25Yeah.
33:26No.
33:27F***, man.
33:28Yeah, man.
33:29You don't have any truffle.
33:30Oh, my God.
33:31Truffle queen.
33:32No.
33:33Why you don't have truffle?
33:34You don't get it.
33:35He's not lifting the container.
33:36F***, man.
33:37Guys, watch out.
33:38Watch out.
33:39Watch out.
33:40Where's that truffle?
33:41Uh, f***, man.
33:42Uh, yeah.
33:43What the f*** today?
33:44How was the dinner?
33:45It was pretty good, actually.
33:46Still waiting for the truffle.
33:47I'm so sorry.
33:48Bad boy.
33:49Can you wash him some dishes?
33:50You want to wash this?
33:51Yes, please.
33:52I've got one more here.
33:53That's what we'd like to see.
33:54Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts.
33:55Good forest.
33:56Bad, bad boy.
33:57Bad.
33:58Apologies with that.
34:00A little mistake, though, guys.
34:01Sorry.
34:02Oh, thank you.
34:03Thank you, guys.
34:04Oh, amazing.
34:06It's good.
34:07So yummy.
34:08Very, very good.
34:09Good.
34:10F***.
34:11How is it?
34:12It's delicious.
34:13You know, everything's homemade.
34:14Good.
34:15He made the pasta.
34:16He makes fresh bread every morning.
34:17The bread was really good.
34:18And it's so beautiful as well.
34:20Enjoy the rest of your meal.
34:25Can I have this?
34:26You okay?
34:27Mm-hmm.
34:28Mm-hmm.
34:29Thank you very much.
34:30My pleasure.
34:31Aja, could I please have a little caviar bump with some vodka?
34:32All right.
34:33Yeah.
34:34Why are you naked in the pantry?
34:35I'm going in to make some breathing work.
34:36I do it a lot.
34:37I meditate.
34:38Yeah.
34:39Because you stress out too much.
34:40Yeah, because you don't stress enough.
34:43No, it's like supposed to be a whole bump.
34:44You're a big bumpy boy.
34:45Come on, Aja.
34:46Get it.
34:47I think if I did a bump that big, I would never wake up.
34:50Yeah, she was just stressed out too much. Yeah, because you don't stress enough
35:05Could I please have one more
35:07That's nice. Where's my vodka? I'm wide awake. I could go into where's the beef up from here
35:14I'm trying to cause a bit more of a stir up darling. Oh
35:17Oh
35:22Guys are all appalling. I'm appalled. I'm gonna go. Thank you so much for all your hard work
35:28No, we are saying you we can go on a jet ski. That's your job list for tonight. K2R food stands
35:35Around the table. There's a jacuzzi. There's a ring around it. Yeah, make sure that job list has been done
35:42A lot of mistakes been made
35:44Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheers, man
35:46Just chill. It's no big deal
35:52Would you like a bottle of water? I'm not ready to go to bed
35:56Szechuan chicken
35:58I really need a Szechuan chicken. Is there any alternative or anything about this chicken?
36:04I'll have a look. Okay
36:06This guy is paying a lot of money to be here
36:08So I do need to make sure that he's happy
36:10But I don't even know what Szechuan chicken is
36:12Can you Google how to make Szechuan chicken?
36:14How do you spell it?
36:15S-E-S-H-W-A-N
36:18Or S-E-C-H-W-A-N
36:20Okay
36:21I need soy sauce, salt, pepper powder, and flour
36:24I also don't want to use any of Szechuan's stuff and then him be like
36:26I needed that
36:27Yeah, yeah, yeah
36:28Szechuan is like light and healthy
36:30But it's fried chicken
36:32Right
36:33I actually don't even think he wants Szechuan chicken
36:34He wants to see me jump through hoops and do backflips
36:37I love going above and beyond
36:39I will do it
36:40How long does it take to cook chicken?
36:4210 minutes?
36:43Yeah, I don't want chicken, bro
36:44I'm giving food poisoning
36:45Yeah
36:46Do the job list
36:47Okay, I'm gonna put the chicken away then
36:48We've got chilli for lunch
36:49I'm gonna check the crew fridge
36:54How the does this work?
37:00I actually think he's too drunk to even notice
37:04Hello
37:06Are you joking, man?
37:10Coming up
37:11This guy's floating away
37:12He's stuck out there, my man, he's stuck
37:14We'll get a dead cam floating away on a jet ski
37:16I'm a dead end
37:18And I don't know what to do about us
37:20The current's going that way, so he's pushing him away
37:22Pressure, pressure
37:23I'm ready for the jet ski
37:24We may not get the jet ski
37:30New
37:33New
37:34New
37:35New
37:37All
37:38New
37:58New
37:59Ah, jeez.
38:04Fuck.
38:15Morning. What time did you stay up till?
38:17Well, it's been at 1.30.
38:19And what time did you get up?
38:21I started at 5.
38:23You doing OK?
38:24I'm good.
38:25Bloody machine.
38:29Good morning.
38:30How are you going?
38:31Yeah.
38:32Breakfast is set.
38:33You're amazing.
38:35Go me.
38:36OK.
38:37Cool.
38:38Good morning.
38:39How are you doing?
38:40Another day.
38:41What's wrong?
38:42Morning.
38:43How's it going?
38:44How are you feeling?
38:45Ready for activities.
38:47It's tough.
38:48Your job is tough.
38:49You deal with a lot of personalities, motivation.
38:52But, I mean...
38:54It is, it's rewards.
38:55It does, yeah.
38:56It definitely does.
38:57Do you want a cup of tea?
38:58No, thanks.
38:59So English.
39:01Where are you from?
39:02Australia.
39:03Yeah.
39:04I don't live that much though.
39:05No?
39:06No.
39:07I went to school in Bali.
39:09And then I moved to Canada.
39:10That's cool.
39:11Yeah, it was weird.
39:12I went to an international school with my little brother for, like, my high school.
39:15Growing up there, it was definitely weird.
39:17Like, you're clubbing when you're, like, 12 years old.
39:19Like, I got all my tattoos when I was, like, 15.
39:22There's no rules whatsoever.
39:23Was it, like, real school?
39:24Or, like...
39:25Yeah, it was an international school.
39:26Yeah, it was an international school.
39:27She said, was it, like, hot?
39:29When you mix all that together.
39:31Like, of course I was a troublemaker as a kid.
39:34I was, like, a free parent's nightmare.
39:36I need to speed up.
39:39I don't want to get shaked.
39:41I'm hungry.
39:42Christian, we're torn down the inflatables now.
39:45Get these toys inflated as quickly as possible.
39:48Copy.
39:49I need my idea.
39:50I'm gonna start running some plates out now.
39:52Yes.
39:53Cherry tomatoes, bacon, and rushes.
39:54Come.
39:55Take this to the stern.
39:56Some potato rush day.
39:57Christian, I'm gonna throw the chair, because it won't fit down the stairs.
40:01Hey, can you run breakfast plates out?
40:03Copy.
40:04Okay, you ready?
40:07Maybe catch it.
40:08Oh, wow, these look so good.
40:10Yeah.
40:11I need water.
40:13So delishy.
40:14I'm back, baby.
40:16How's the trash in there?
40:18Full.
40:19I have a little bag if you wanted to chuck trash in there.
40:21Love to.
40:22Look how much quicker we're getting through cabins.
40:24We really are.
40:25Let's launch this chair together.
40:26Yeah.
40:27Time for some swimming.
40:28Alright, coming off, guys.
40:29Get my kini on.
40:30Keep it parallel to the boat, yeah?
40:33Good job.
40:36Well done, bro.
40:37Does anyone want anything?
40:39An espresso martini, but with tequila?
40:41Yeah.
40:42Okay, unhook the straps.
40:43Are you putting it on?
40:44No, no, no.
40:45No, not unhook.
40:46Unhook.
40:47Wow.
40:48See, that's why I said wear a helmet.
40:52Ah.
40:53Okay, coming off.
40:54A espresso martini.
40:55With the tequila.
40:56Tequila is always a better idea.
40:57I've never done that before.
40:58I've never been on a jet ski.
41:09That brings us in the bow?
41:10Yeah.
41:11Tez, Tez, if you can attach a rope to the Naughty Boys so they can pull themselves on the platform.
41:16Copy.
41:17Which blinders you want me to use?
41:19Just the black lane that's in there.
41:20The ones that we use protecting the platforms together.
41:27Copy.
41:28Oh, my God.
41:30Um.
41:31Why is that guy on the jet ski?
41:33I reckon one of our deckhands is heading that town over there.
41:37How did that happen?
41:40This guy's floating away.
41:41God, he's stuck out there, my man.
41:43He's stuck.
41:44The current's going that way, so he's pushing him away.
41:46We'll get a deckhand floating away on a jet ski.
41:48What are you going to do about that, Nathan?
41:49F***ing me, boys.
41:51Having my own team member float away on a f***ing jet ski.
41:55That's a whole new ball game.
41:57Christian.
41:58Christian, Christian.
41:59Christian, Christian.
42:00Trying to start, but it doesn't.
42:03Christian, wait.
42:04Wait for me.
42:05Oh, my God.
42:06I've tried motivating them and teaching them, but they're just dead.
42:11Wait.
42:12I'm at a dead end, and I don't know what to do about it.
42:16I'm ready for the jet ski.
42:17We may not get the jet ski.
42:21Next on Below Deck Med.
42:22Eight-course dinner.
42:23Crème brûlée, last course.
42:25We have a request.
42:26We'll have a little chicken.
42:27Are you f***ing mental?
42:28The gas don't let them switch.
42:29No, because we've been drinking.
42:30What if you just put your feet?
42:32No!
42:33F***!
42:34There's a bastard.
42:35Talk to me, Nathan.
42:36Focus on your thing.
42:37No, wait, wait.
42:38Go to the stopping line.
42:39F*** you, bro.
42:40You tell me f*** you again, and you'll see what happens.
42:42Are you f***ing serious?
42:43The Deck Team is total chaos.
42:45This is your call, Nathan.
42:47Who are you going to let go?
42:48How to do the
43:03I'm going to let go.
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