Set sail for another thrilling season aboard a luxury yacht as the crew navigates the stunning Mediterranean. This reality series follows the demanding lives of the yacht crew as they cater to affluent guests while dealing with their own personal and professional dramas. Watch as new challenges and high-stakes situations unfold in the premiere episode.
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00:00This past Chargers season has been one of the toughest times in my entire life.
00:19That is an absolute f**king s**t show.
00:22We're looking like f**king Amishers.
00:24He's farting away.
00:26Holy Jesus.
00:27I thought that I was going to come on as a first-time bosun and kill it.
00:33Why was I wrong?
00:35But in the end, it just turned into the best because of this.
00:49Outside the airport, I'll tell you what, that is hot.
00:53I can't complain. I won't complain.
00:56I'm happy, dude.
00:58Here we are at the airport.
01:00Got my luggage and my lovers helping to drop me off.
01:04We're at the airport. It's crunch time.
01:06I'm feeling a little bit nervy.
01:08I have just spent £4.95 on a bottle of water.
01:12You gave me your number.
01:14Bring one of the napkins from the airlines.
01:16Excited to get cooking.
01:18Let's hope my knives make it through security.
01:20This will officially be my first superyacht.
01:22I'm going to pop my superyacht cherry, and I'm so excited.
01:26Let's go.
01:28Fence flies.
01:29Let's do this.
01:30Coming back to Barcelona feels like I'm coming home.
01:34I lived here for four years.
01:36As a captain, I feel like I grew up here.
01:38Sandy, if we can have a kick to four, please.
01:40Sandy, if we can have a kick to four, please.
01:42It's the largest metropolis in the May.
01:44From the history to the art to the culture to the food to football.
01:48Soccer. Football to...
01:50Thank you so much.
01:52You're welcome.
01:53I have not been here since 2009, and I think it's going to be an epic season.
02:12Gorgeous.
02:13Oh, I can't wait to see Sandy.
02:16This is gorgeous.
02:20Congratulations all of these big life
02:36Thank you very much. I am so grateful that I have stopped because there are not many men. They could handle me
03:00Yeah, I like it very much bravado is a newer boat newer equipment or say that you're gonna love it
03:06I want to give you the CVs of the awesome. So
03:09Victoria she doesn't seem to have much housekeeping experience. No she can learn
03:14Kizzy kitchener. Oh, she has a service to you on a hundred meter boat
03:19Creating decorative
03:23Okay, awesome
03:25This boat will show no dust whatsoever
03:30Hello, Josh. Hi, you the chef chef nice to meet you
03:36Hey captain. Hey, welcome aboard Josh nice to meet you. Yeah, you too. Come on in
03:43Kremis
03:45Lovely you worked at a Michelin star 10 11 years there in Michelin restaurants. I am very excited
03:50Thank you to see what you can do. Yeah, well laid down captain. Lovely to meet you. Thank you. See you later
03:55I'm excited about having Nathan come back as bosun this season
04:18He's had a lot of experience on other vessels handling lines
04:22He's very comfortable on deck and he's trustworthy
04:25Go go go go go go go
04:27I think this is going to be a great charter season very exciting
04:31Any sure which cabin I'm in you can choose choose whatever. Yeah, perfect
04:36All right
04:38who train me on the streets of Paris.
04:52Hello, how are you?
04:53Bravo!
04:58Do you mind helping me?
04:59I'm Kizzy, I'm one of yours.
05:00You're Kizzy, you're my Stu.
05:02I'm so happy to have you here.
05:04Hey.
05:05Oh yeah, this is Josh.
05:06Kizzy.
05:07Kizzy.
05:08Yes, he's one of my Stuys.
05:09Nice.
05:10Kizzy.
05:14Do you want to come up the deck with me?
05:16Yeah, I'd love to.
05:17I actually love chewing cabins.
05:18So do I, I hate me by myself.
05:20Hey!
05:21The French is back.
05:23Hi.
05:24How are you?
05:25Hi.
05:26Yes.
05:27Hello.
05:28Hey, the French is here.
05:30I'm back, baby.
05:31What have you been up to?
05:32I was in Bali for years, because last season, you know,
05:35my energy was there, but my motivation was on the edge of burnout.
05:41My friend, it's so heavy.
05:42We don't have time to sit around and wank.
05:44What are you doing, bro?
05:45No!
05:46Don't do that.
05:47Yeah, I do some hypnosis.
05:49In Bali, I discovered hypnosis.
05:51Like a snap, everything changed, and that blew my mind,
05:54how powerful it was for me to go to this new age of inner peace.
05:58I'm the new Max.
05:59I'm the new brand.
06:00Devotion is to the maximum now.
06:01Right, you're not going to want to leave, right?
06:02No.
06:03I'm not leaving.
06:04What?
06:05We only have two and a half weeks left.
06:07Promise.
06:08No, no, no.
06:09I'm there, I'm there.
06:10I'm ready, you know.
06:11I want to...
06:12Go check out the boat.
06:13Okay.
06:14See you later.
06:15What are we going to do?
06:24Where's Nathan?
06:26How's it going?
06:28I'm just getting my ass into gear.
06:30I've just got to work fast.
06:31Have you been on boats for long?
06:33Three years.
06:34Working in Michigan and Kitchens, I mean, it's good
06:35because you become a great chef, but it's intense.
06:38One time, I was running the meat section at a kitchen.
06:41I was 20 minutes late on a check.
06:43Chef, behind the pass, grabbed me, pulled my head down
06:47onto the hot pass like that, and just screamed at me.
06:51And I remember, like, getting up and being like,
06:54yes, chef.
06:55Did it burn your face?
06:56A little bit.
06:57But he got suspended for a week.
06:59Hey, by the way, if you're watching.
07:01Just been in the BVI doing some work on Mosquito and NECA.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Hello!
07:07My name is Max.
07:08I'm Aisha.
07:09I'm Josh.
07:10Aisha, yes.
07:11Nice to meet you.
07:12Nice to meet you, man.
07:13I guess you can kind of just pick a cabin
07:15because the bosom's not here yet.
07:17What the ?
07:18Really lazy?
07:19Exactly.
07:20Hi.
07:21Nice to meet you.
07:22Nice to meet you, Kizzy.
07:23I go here?
07:24Absolutely not.
07:25I'm joking.
07:26Cheeky, cheeky boy.
07:27I'm joking.
07:28She look good, huh?
07:29Kizzy, kizzy.
07:30She's like a visual dildo.
07:32Oh, this is going to be not here.
07:35Oh, hi!
07:36How's it going?
07:37How's it going?
07:38How's it going?
07:39How's it going?
07:40Nice to meet you.
07:41I'm V.
07:42You'll be in the seven.
07:45Where are you from?
07:46Florida.
07:47When you first came in, I thought you were like European.
07:49I'm Cuban, baby.
07:50I have guys look at me and be like, I don't know.
07:51You look like a white girl.
07:52You have green eyes and blonde hair.
07:53I'm like, listen, this ass is Cuban.
07:54If you look at it, it's there.
07:55It's definitely Cuban.
07:56This is Nick.
07:57What's your name?
07:58V.
07:59Just V?
08:00V.
08:01Me is M.
08:02M.
08:03Max.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Hello.
08:06Hi.
08:07Christian.
08:08Aisha.
08:09Nice to meet you.
08:10Christian, nice to meet you.
08:11Max.
08:12Christian, nice to meet you.
08:13You're French.
08:14You're French.
08:15No, I'm Colombian.
08:16No, it's not Colombian.
08:17Okay.
08:18Gosh, come on.
08:19We have to get organized.
08:20It's going to be the Bolson.
08:21No.
08:22I'm not.
08:23I'm not.
08:24I'm not.
08:25I'm not.
08:26I'm not.
08:27I'm not.
08:28I'm not.
08:29I'm not.
08:30I'm not.
08:31I'm not.
08:32I'm not.
08:33I'm not.
08:34I'm not.
08:35No.
08:36I don't know when they arrive.
08:37Just come sit down here.
08:42Sunflower oil bottle.
08:43You're going to run the deck until we get Nathan Arbosa?
08:46Yes.
08:47Just get it clean, turn it around.
08:48You see the arms of this guy and my hamster.
08:51It's going to be easy, don't worry.
08:53So you've worked on a lot of big boats.
08:56Yeah.
08:57I just see that you're really good with service, which I love.
08:59And then what's your experience like?
09:02So it started like two years ago.
09:04Really day charters do there and like a bit of interior and a bit of exterior.
09:07Okay.
09:08Cool.
09:09Looking at the experience.
09:10Kizzy, you'll be my second stew.
09:12I need a service queen.
09:14And then you'll be the third stew.
09:16Mornings, cabins and laundry.
09:18I haven't done too much laundry.
09:20So you've got to learn quickly.
09:21I gotcha.
09:22I've written a little poem.
09:24I'm a bit worried about V.
09:27Because it rhymes with Brie.
09:29And I've got PTSD.
09:31From last season's laundry.
09:33I need to like read the whole manual to understand how this machine works.
09:37You're still waiting for yourself too.
09:39Everyone's standing there wondering where their clothes are.
09:42I want to believe that she's capable of learning.
09:46Because coming into this season, I do not want my standard to drop.
09:50I need to make my mama proud.
09:53We can go f***ing gung ho.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Get cleaning the cabins.
09:57Let's go fast.
09:58Any idea what time the crew's coming?
10:00No, but we'll be the guys in charge.
10:03We do like one side each and then we make our way down.
10:06Okay.
10:07Can you show me your hospital corners?
10:09Put your hand under.
10:10And just slide, like don't even tuck it in.
10:13Just slide it.
10:14Gorgeous.
10:15When I work in airlines.
10:17In airlines?
10:18Bro, you're like Homer Simpson.
10:19You made all the job.
10:20Yes.
10:21No, because the thing when you work in an airline,
10:23if you hook up with the cabin crew.
10:25Yeah.
10:26Thousands of crew.
10:27Every girl takes a pilot.
10:29It's in my blood.
10:30Like I'm the seventh pilot of the family.
10:32I was the captain.
10:33I was the one in charge of the aircraft.
10:34And then COVID happened.
10:36No more clients.
10:37I didn't know what to do.
10:38Then I started with yachting and starting from scratch
10:41in a different career.
10:43It's just like a big challenge.
10:45But yachting can give me the lifestyle that I want in terms
10:48of like good money and a lot of time off.
10:51And girls love deckhands too.
10:54I don't know what to do.
10:55Oh, I wish the bosom was here.
10:57Oh, .
10:58Oh, .
11:06Hello.
11:07Hello, Captain.
11:08How's things?
11:09Good.
11:10Where are you?
11:11I got food poisoning.
11:12And I've been up getting sick in all sorts ever since.
11:17So I'm hoping that I can be better by tomorrow.
11:24We go on charter tomorrow.
11:25So we need you.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Wow.
11:28Hello.
11:29Get some rest and hydrate.
11:30Hydrate, hydrate.
11:31If Nathan isn't here, I don't have my bosom.
11:34I don't meet the manning requirements for the vessel.
11:37I won't be able to leave the dock.
11:38I don't know what we're going to do.
11:40Okay.
11:41All right.
11:42See you later.
11:43Bye-bye.
11:46Coming up.
11:47Deck team.
11:48We're missing two.
11:49Boss and Max.
11:50I had a nice ring to it.
11:51He really wants to be the boss.
11:53You didn't do it, huh?
11:54This is important.
11:55And later.
11:56This can be your knife if you like it in the pantry
11:58so you don't have to keep coming back.
11:59I feel like a little puppeteer and I'm like,
12:01hee-hee, dance boys.
12:03You don't want me to come back?
12:04I want you to come back.
12:05Come back whenever you want.
12:06All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon
12:10for our first meeting.
12:11Coffee, welcome.
12:12Hi.
12:13Hello.
12:14Christian.
12:15See you.
12:16Captain Sanjay.
12:17Hi, Captain.
12:18Hi.
12:19Um, you guys look happy, eager, energy's there.
12:23I'm happy to have you.
12:24Couple things I want to go over.
12:25I do want you to listen to your department heads.
12:27If it makes it to the bridge, you will have the wrath of Sandy.
12:30So I want to end up with you.
12:31I want you to listen to your department heads.
12:33If it makes it to the bridge, you will have the wrath of Sandy.
12:35I want to introduce our first officer, Ben, and then...
12:38Yaku?
12:40Now, deck team, little bit of bad news.
12:45Uh, we're missing two.
12:47Okay.
12:48So they have food poisoning.
12:49Oh.
12:50Wow.
12:51When do they arrive?
12:52I don't know.
12:54Yeah.
12:55So it's just us.
12:56You could do this, right?
12:58We're not going to be able to do it.
13:00We can do it.
13:01Boss and Mags had a nice ring to it.
13:04When Nathan gets here, he's an awesome guy.
13:07He knows his stuff.
13:08Is it Nathan Nathan?
13:09Oh my God!
13:11I love Nathan.
13:12Don't pop all your fire.
13:14What are you doing this way?
13:15I don't know.
13:16You lean.
13:17Now circle round up the stairs.
13:19No, no, no!
13:20I think Nathan is going to absolutely nail it.
13:24If he's alive.
13:25So what?
13:26Is this position?
13:27Bosun.
13:28Okay.
13:29Did you think you were the bosun?
13:30No.
13:31Temporary.
13:32I love the confidence.
13:33Great.
13:34Charter number one begins tomorrow.
13:35Okay.
13:36All right, let's go back to work.
13:37Woo-hoo!
13:38You could do this.
13:39Okay.
13:40Do you guys want to start on making the beds?
13:42We're not going to have time.
13:43Okay, just shut up.
13:44Just go like a bull to wear my objective.
13:51You never know when you're going to be a tug.
13:53So tell me about yourselves.
13:55Single?
13:56Well, I technically am.
13:57Mine's like really tragic.
13:5911 months ago on my birthday, my boyfriend passed away.
14:02Oh my God, it's so sad.
14:04It's all right.
14:05It's all right.
14:06It's all right.
14:07Oh, how the did that happen?
14:10He drowned.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Oh, the story keeps getting worse.
14:14Yeah.
14:15I met Bon trying to like get my dive certification.
14:18He was a dive instructor at the time.
14:20Turns out I had a whole romance with my dive instructor.
14:23We did everything together.
14:25We'd cuddle underwater.
14:26We'd kiss underwater.
14:27Like it was beautiful.
14:28Losing someone I loved so much.
14:30Your heart physically hurts.
14:32The first few months I was like brain dead.
14:35I pulled my boots up by this job.
14:38Tried going back to scuba diving.
14:40And I just couldn't do it.
14:41Because scuba was the gift he gave me.
14:43That's why I'm here now.
14:45Yeah.
14:46So.
14:47And it's such a mystery because he was a dive instructor.
14:51I'm not smiling because it's funny, but I get really uncomfortable
14:53and I can't not smile in these situations.
14:55Oh, it's because you're British.
14:56You guys don't know how to do it.
14:57I've dealt with like tons of dark humor.
14:59It's the only way to deal with it.
15:00Okay, great.
15:01Your boyfriend's dead.
15:02Shame.
15:03Well, if you even need to cry.
15:04My arms are open.
15:06You didn't do it, huh?
15:08No.
15:11This is important.
15:12The silver.
15:13Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
15:14The silver thing.
15:15I'm a spiritual leader.
15:16I like to go like rude, rough at the beginning.
15:19And I want to lead with fear.
15:21And the Louis XVI reign.
15:23There's a guy called Maximilien, like me.
15:26Robespierre.
15:27Started to speak up in the streets.
15:29And took like the old people of France together.
15:32And started to make a revolution.
15:34He was like using the Kiyotin.
15:36And every day he was like killing all the royalty.
15:40So maybe I was a reincarnation.
15:42Let's do it for Captain Sanjay.
15:44Are we finished on this on deck?
15:48Yeah, man.
15:49I read on your CV you like decorating.
15:53I love it.
15:54Thank God!
15:55Because I literally cannot stand it.
15:58I've always been a service girl.
16:00I've worked on lots of charters.
16:02But last season I was on a private boat,
16:04which was really cool.
16:05Especially because the owner, he died.
16:08RIP.
16:09So we were just...
16:12It's not funny.
16:13No, it's not funny.
16:14He's dead.
16:15But I didn't have to do anything.
16:17We literally got paid to like run loose on that boat.
16:20So good.
16:21You're gonna decorate everything.
16:22Great.
16:23Stunning.
16:24All crew, all crew.
16:25Provisions are here.
16:26Copy.
16:27Hello, sir.
16:28Okay, we're going to make a chain.
16:30I think we're gonna sink with this much stuff.
16:32Holy .
16:33That's a lot of provisions.
16:34I'll focus on getting the provisions away.
16:36And you just focus on getting all the cabins done.
16:38We're gonna get it away all in one piece.
16:40I'm gonna help him.
16:41If you can just have a little tool just for the detailing.
16:45Here.
16:46And I meet you downstairs, okay?
16:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:48Max, I'm impressed.
16:49You came back a changed man.
16:51I didn't lie, huh?
16:52I'm so tired.
16:53Actually, Trum has toiletries too.
16:56Yeah.
16:57What do you want me to do?
16:58Let's dry this.
16:59Can you clean like the hedge?
17:00Oh, please.
17:01Please.
17:02I'm begging you.
17:03I wanna stop like yesterday.
17:08I can't believe it's already nine.
17:10Oh, no.
17:11It's mental.
17:12Go down and I'm thrown to you.
17:13We just have to do the outboard and we're good.
17:17Look, if you go like this, you can make a wider surface.
17:22Excellent work.
17:23Thank you, Captain.
17:24We done it, bro.
17:25Thank goodness.
17:26The guy is more experienced than me.
17:29But it's like he really, really wants to be the boss.
17:31I mean, we're in the same position, mate.
17:33I mean, you're a freaking deckhand as well.
17:35Just the rubbish bag and we're done.
17:36I'm done.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:46For sakes, man.
17:48Me and you start at seven.
17:50I'll start you at eight because you're on nine.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Don't forget to sleep, George.
17:54You have to force me to stop.
17:58Finally.
17:59Finally!
18:03Oh, man.
18:20Oh, there's something in there.
18:21No, man. No.
18:23I didn't listen to music all day,
18:25so I put some music on in my ear.
18:27It kind of helped me. Jump down? Yeah.
18:29I used to work in kitchens where we didn't have music for years,
18:33and I didn't realize how much it affected me
18:35until I left that kind of world.
18:37The box that they want you to be in a mixture-style restaurant
18:39is kind of robotic.
18:41That's why, for someone who's super creative,
18:43I had to get away.
18:45I very much see myself as an artist.
18:47I have lots of different mediums that I enjoy,
18:49writing music, playing guitar,
18:51dressing as rock stars,
18:53creating different styles of food.
18:55It's all part of an art form.
18:57I'd wear nail varnish, but I can't
18:59because I've got to work in the kitchen.
19:01That might come off in the food.
19:03So you need music. Find me a little tam-tam and...
19:05Well, I have one here.
19:07Oh, yeah. Wow.
19:09We're going to be in the Jingle Jungle Jungle in here.
19:13Oh, yeah, they've got it.
19:15Let's do the detailing.
19:17So we'll just do this quick, quick, quick.
19:19Priority is crew uniform.
19:21Yeah. Tuck it in.
19:22Just do, like, Express 30.
19:23I see what you're saying.
19:24Yeah.
19:25Do you?
19:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:27Being a stewardess...
19:28My technique is called winging it.
19:30That is my technique.
19:34Cool.
19:35What?
19:36What?
19:37Oh, oh!
19:38Yay, man!
19:39Yay, man!
19:40Yay, man!
19:41Yay, man!
19:42I see you, Nathaniel's there, bro.
19:43Finally.
19:44Oh, I'm going to get to do another scene.
19:45I know, what the f***?
19:46Sam.
19:47I feel here.
19:48Like, so happy.
19:49Sam.
19:50Hello.
19:51Yes, Max.
19:52Hey, bro.
19:53Nathan.
19:54Nathan.
19:55And Max.
19:56Hi.
19:57Hello, captain.
19:58How's things?
19:59I'm so glad you're here.
20:00How are you?
20:01Yesterday was a disaster, but we're here.
20:02We're going to make it work.
20:03Yeah.
20:04So the guys did a good job.
20:05We just have to get ready for charter.
20:06Max I've worked with before.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Kind of ran the deck yesterday.
20:09Way more experience.
20:10More than the other two.
20:11What time's the pick-up?
20:1212.30.
20:1312.30.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Okay.
20:16Jesus.
20:17I was about to get ready for charter.
20:18Yeah.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Yeah.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Yeah.
20:26I was a first time boatswain.
20:27Obviously, I thought I was going to have 24 hours on the boat.
20:30Figure out where things are.
20:31But them 24 hours have been cut down to two.
20:34I barely even know who my team is.
20:36And I think your uniform's downstairs.
20:38Perfect.
20:39Well, I'm not going to waste time.
20:40Yes, that's right.
20:41I'm going to crack it.
20:42Jesus Christ.
20:43This is going to be a fun season.
20:47Crew quarters down here.
20:48Oh, it.
20:50I don't know where to start.
20:52Coming up.
20:53What the f-
20:54Oh, my God.
20:55The f-
20:56What happened?
20:57That was my fault.
20:58Go back.
20:59I don't know what they're doing.
21:00One guy's swimming.
21:01Jesus f-
21:02Christ.
21:03How are you feeling?
21:0470%.
21:05I don't know where to put anything.
21:06Just chuck it in a cupboard.
21:07So, we are finishing the bridge deck.
21:08The main deck.
21:09I did the port sides and starboard.
21:10We got onions for yesterday for two people.
21:11If you guys focus on port side, main deck, I'll do the bow.
21:14Oh, my God.
21:15Uh, right.
21:16Hey.
21:17Hello.
21:18Hello.
21:19Could I have a look at the CVs?
21:20Oh, yeah.
21:21Oh.
21:22Oh, .
21:23Is she here yet?
21:24No, she's not here yet.
21:25Okay.
21:26Yeah, man.
21:27The trouble is coming, bro.
21:28Take a look.
21:29Give him some time.
21:30Don't just name the lead deckhand.
21:31Yeah.
21:32Give it to Charter 3.
21:33Thanks, Captain.
21:34Look at this princess.
21:35Hello, mademoiselle.
21:36Go, go, go, go.
21:37Oh.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:39I'll do the bow.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41Uh, right.
21:42Hello.
21:43Hello.
21:44Hello.
21:45Could I have a look at the CVs?
21:46Oh, yeah.
21:47Oh.
21:48Oh, .
21:49Is she here yet?
21:50No, she's not here yet.
21:51Okay.
21:52Yeah, man.
21:53The trouble is coming, bro.
21:54Take a look.
21:55Go, go, go.
21:56Oh.
21:57Do you want to help with the bag?
21:58Yeah, of course.
21:59Oh, .
22:00Hello.
22:01Hello.
22:02I'm Tessan.
22:03Nice to meet you.
22:04I'm Max.
22:05Hi.
22:06Where you come from?
22:07Dead in bed.
22:08I thought about coming yesterday, but then just the thought of shitting myself on deck.
22:12I couldn't.
22:13I couldn't.
22:14Sorry.
22:15Oh.
22:16Come, Tessan.
22:17Just jump these stairs.
22:18Go straight.
22:19My last few boats have been 120 meters plus.
22:21I'm used to working in a team of 10.
22:23You know, we get a job list at the start of the day and we have a role.
22:26So, in my mind, I'm like, oh, this will be easy.
22:28It's just like a small scale of like what I'm used to.
22:31Welcome aboard.
22:32Tessan.
22:33Nice to meet you.
22:34How are you feeling?
22:35Last 24 hours is rough.
22:36Can we carry a personal gym weight?
22:39Okay.
22:40Go change.
22:41We have to move fast.
22:42Oh, God.
22:43Deck crew, meet me on the main deck app for the preference sheet meeting.
22:46On the way.
22:47Josh.
22:48Josh.
22:49Are you free to come to the master?
22:50Copy.
22:51Coming now.
22:52Hey, girls.
22:53Hi.
22:54We're going to do a preference sheet meeting.
22:55Oh, so much to do, Matt.
22:56I know, man.
22:57Two hours are coming, guys.
22:58Yeah.
22:59Take one.
23:00What?
23:01Hello.
23:02Hello.
23:03Sweet.
23:04Welcome to the deck team.
23:06It's pretty hectic.
23:07We have guests coming in like two hours.
23:08Chop, chop.
23:09So we've got these really cool iPads.
23:12So high tech is here.
23:13So the primary is Carl.
23:15He's a serial entrepreneur renowned in the world of web startups.
23:19So a douche bag.
23:22Friends of Carl, Eunice, Philip, Jess, Maria, Da Vinci and his fiancee Alexandra are hoping for a luxury professional service on this trip.
23:30On day one, Carl and his group want to indulge in the water toys and to get ready for their Bitcoin extravaganza.
23:37Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.
23:38Day two, the group would like to explore the charming coastal town of Sitges.
23:42All right, cool.
23:43Let's get to it because we have guests coming in one hour.
23:45Okay, cool.
23:46Thanks, gals.
23:47I just want to show you the Jacuzzi set up.
23:49How do you turn this up?
23:51How do you turn it up?
23:52That should be it now.
23:53Yeah.
23:54Sweet.
23:55Looks a little bit smokey still.
23:57The top, oh, just sit it so that it's like there.
24:00Okay.
24:01Sweet.
24:02There's the hose.
24:03So just pop the hose in to fill the Jacuzzi.
24:04All crew, all crew, guest arrival is 15 minutes out.
24:08No way.
24:09Please get into your whites and meet on the dock.
24:11Copy.
24:12Copy.
24:13Copy.
24:14Here we go.
24:15Can I leave these for the olives?
24:16Yes.
24:17That's a nice perfume you have on.
24:18Thank you very much.
24:19My God, he's flirting with me.
24:21All right.
24:22Hmm.
24:23Kevin's a spotless.
24:24Let's do this.
24:25Okuroko to the dock.
24:26Oh my God, I actually can't believe it.
24:27Wow.
24:28This is beautiful.
24:29Is this the best yacht you've ever seen?
24:30No, not the best, but it's good.
24:31Great lads.
24:32Good luck.
24:33Oh, here they come.
24:34Hi.
24:35Welcome, Sandy.
24:36Carl.
24:37Carl, I'm Aisha.
24:38Da Vinci.
24:39Da Vinci, wow.
24:40Yeah.
24:41Hi.
24:42Hi.
24:43Hi.
24:44Hi.
24:45Hi.
24:46Hi.
24:47Hi.
24:48Hi.
24:49Hi.
24:50Hi.
24:51Thanks a lot à grecer.
24:52Beautiful, beautiful man.
24:53Cheers.
24:54Cheers.
24:55Cheers to bears.
24:56Cheers, gut.
24:57Welcome to Motor yacht Bravado.
24:58Aisha's gonna show you around the boat.
24:59We're gonna head out the sea and get to your first anchorage.
25:01So you guys can get in the water.
25:02Beautiful.
25:03Here we go.
25:04Okay, let's go.
25:05Vamos.
25:06Watch your bike.
25:07And then come get the luggage.
25:08This is my deck up.
25:09We tend to do breakfast services down here.
25:11It's very beautiful.
25:12and then we have to get you one with diamonds.
25:14I need to buy big diamond.
25:15Here we have the sun deck.
25:16Jet skis.
25:17Oh.
25:18No.
25:19Okay, how many words power?
25:20I feel like this is where you guys will spend most of your time.
25:23It's such a nice vibe.
25:25A crypto investor, you know.
25:26He probably wipes his ass with, like, 50-year-old notes.
25:29This is the master suite, office and gym.
25:32Perfect, my own office.
25:33This is a sexy room.
25:34That's my spy.
25:35What the is in that, man?
25:37I'm gonna go down to my plat room.
25:40This is the king, this is the queen,
25:42and there are two twins at the end.
25:44This is significantly worse.
25:46What? You should see our room.
25:48Da Vinci has the VIP.
25:50And then you and Jessica take this one.
25:52Amazing.
25:53Mm-hmm.
25:54Girls, girls, please put our red polo's on.
25:56Copy.
25:57So, you're just gonna have one person up here?
25:58Yeah, I'm gonna have Max doing the lines for me.
26:00All right. Cheers.
26:01I lived in Barcelona for years.
26:03I know this marina like the back of my hand.
26:05Getting off the dock for me should be pretty easy.
26:07Can I go on the bow?
26:08Yeah, go on the bow.
26:09Thank you, bro.
26:10When you have experience, you know where to place the people
26:13and then trust them.
26:14I trust Nathan, I know he can do this,
26:17and I know I can run a bow.
26:19I'll have Tez and Christian on the stern, okay?
26:21Nice.
26:22B for Bitcoin.
26:24Kizzy and I are just gonna be on service.
26:26Mm-hmm.
26:27You can just take away at laundry and stuff.
26:29Captain, the ground lines are safe to drop.
26:31Let's do it.
26:32Drop the lines.
26:33Ball line, release.
26:35The top on the line, clear.
26:37All stern lines, off.
26:40Clear on the stern.
26:42Starboard side, 30 metres.
26:43Seven metres, holding.
26:44Oh, we're already moving.
26:47Damn, that was quick.
26:49Do you have to make that level before bringing it in?
26:51Yeah, you'll have to make it level, yeah.
26:53Starboard side, 10 metres, clear front lines.
26:56You got it, Tez?
26:57Ah, Nathan?
26:58No, it's not going in.
26:59Yeah?
27:00Where are these lines going?
27:01In the lacerate?
27:02They're getting stored in the forepeak.
27:03Um, it's not going in.
27:04I don't know why.
27:05Do you want to just ask the engineers if he can get it in for us, please?
27:09Yeah.
27:1010 metres to Catherine Moran.
27:11Max, how's my start?
27:12Clear?
27:13Yeah, channel clear.
27:14Yeah, that is nice.
27:15There's always bigger yachts.
27:16You can never have the biggest yachts.
27:18Unless you're Jeff Bezos.
27:19Engineer, engineer Tessa?
27:20Oh, no.
27:21Don't go over the radio.
27:22Just go down.
27:23Is he down there?
27:24Yeah, yeah.
27:25Sorry.
27:26I'm too focused on getting off the dock and doing my job safely.
27:30I can't hold their hands.
27:3210 metres, port side.
27:34Is that Tez?
27:35Ah, we'll just pay it like this for now.
27:37Save it from coming undone.
27:39Yeah, you can see already, this team's not capable of giving 100%.
27:44I'm all set.
27:45Thanks, Nathan.
27:46Bobby, thank you.
27:47This one here?
27:48This one, bro, it's so big.
27:49Come visit.
27:50I don't even know what to do with myself.
27:54F***ing nightmare.
27:56It's coming up.
27:57Nathan, control the drop.
27:59Oh, s***.
28:00It's too swelling.
28:01Oh, careful.
28:02Sorry.
28:03Sorry.
28:04F***.
28:05Doing it.
28:11Woo!
28:12You know what, man?
28:13They don't s*** from the box now.
28:14They're our friends.
28:15Just deck checks.
28:16So if you want to do the personal test.
28:17Yeah, I'll just have this in a wash.
28:18Man, back here on the anchor.
28:20What do you do?
28:21I have a real estate company in Dubai.
28:23That's cool.
28:24In Dubai, you can buy anything with crypto.
28:25I don't.
28:26Really?
28:27Yeah.
28:28Scott's really into it, and every time he tries to talk to me about it, I'm just like...
28:32Oh, sorry.
28:33I order cash to my house.
28:35Yeah.
28:36What?
28:37And they bring me up to $10 million.
28:38If you want to ever deliver $10 million to my house, you're welcome to do that.
28:44Anyway, we'll start lunch in like 20 minutes, and then you can jump in the water.
28:49Amazing.
28:54Okay.
28:55Okay.
28:56Okay.
28:57Okay.
28:58Okay.
28:59Okay.
29:00Okay.
29:01I'm going to behave myself this year, though.
29:02Telling you.
29:03Whatever.
29:04I am on my best behaviour.
29:05Sounds boring.
29:06When's the last time you talked to Gail?
29:08Like two days ago, I think.
29:09Oh, really?
29:10Are you guys a fan?
29:11No, we're friends, yeah.
29:12Oh, good.
29:13I know it's good, yeah.
29:14Hi.
29:15Hello.
29:16I'm Gail.
29:17Nathan.
29:19I lost Neri.
29:20I know.
29:21Who's cool?
29:22I'm an innocent boy.
29:23I don't want to get out of bed.
29:24I just want to be warm and cold.
29:33Shall we go?
29:34Shall we?
29:35I actually can't wait.
29:37Me too.
29:38You guys saw each other for like six months or so, eh?
29:40Yeah, it's all Christmas time.
29:42And then what happened?
29:43I can't just cut it off.
29:44After the season, we went traveling for six, seven weeks together.
29:49And then we tried to maintain it.
29:51But the distance was an issue.
29:53And because of how busy I was working 13 hours a day,
29:56it just wasn't sustainable.
29:57It's hard doing distance unless you're like fully committed.
30:01I just have to f*** around.
30:02You're young, man.
30:03Like seriously.
30:04It's a f***ing shagga.
30:06Always a calm feeling on a boat.
30:08Are you still going to buy one?
30:09Yes, of course.
30:10What's your budget?
30:11I'd say 30 million.
30:12Let's f***ing go.
30:15I'm ready when you guys are.
30:16What are you doing?
30:17Two shackles.
30:18Two shackles.
30:19Can we go with the first thing?
30:21Yeah.
30:22Ve, ve, can you please come and run plates for lunch?
30:25Copy that.
30:26Is it okay to be in socks for lunch service?
30:28Shoes, please.
30:29Okay.
30:32That's two at the waterline.
30:33Long stay.
30:34These are sourdough ciabatta rolls.
30:36Okay, can I have two to the last, please?
30:38Yeah, let's go.
30:39To do the Naughty Boys?
30:40Yeah.
30:41Naughty!
30:42Now that we've dropped anchor, I want the Naughty Boys out.
30:44I would say the expectation is to have all water toys out in 45 minutes.
30:49One more.
30:50I thought we'd do it one by one.
30:51Do you guys need a pump?
30:52Yeah, I think that it's a pump here.
30:54Yep.
30:55We'll see how the first one goes.
30:56We're all set.
30:57Nice work.
30:58All righty.
31:01Be mindful of the vinaigrette might spill.
31:04Can we attach this to somewhere before we keep blowing it off?
31:06Yeah, yeah.
31:07Pinot salad.
31:08We've got this ready.
31:09Aubergine, baba ghanoush.
31:10You have a chef every day, each meal.
31:12Yeah, it's really good.
31:13You still have the 22-year-old Russian, right?
31:15Yes.
31:17We're talking about chef here.
31:18Yes.
31:19Lamb chops with a honey dressing.
31:22Would you like an oyster?
31:25Such a pleasure.
31:26How do you do this?
31:27Bro, just push, please.
31:29Not too much.
31:30Because there is water there.
31:31I'm going to go prepare the crane.
31:33Can you just get everything out, yeah?
31:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:35Cool.
31:36Do you need a lamb chop?
31:37Yes, please.
31:38That's amazing.
31:39I think that's good.
31:40It's hard to f***ing tell.
31:41Dear crew, dear crew, can I have one person to the bow with a life jacket to retrieve the jet ski?
31:47I go.
31:48All right, see.
31:49Hey guys, how are you?
31:50Good, how are you?
31:51We've got a beautiful King Ma salad, smoked baba ghanoush.
31:53Lamb racks here, honey and coriander.
31:55Some ribeye with chimichurri, sea bass with ginger chili.
31:58Perfect.
31:59Enjoy lunch, guys.
32:00Thanks for your effort.
32:01No problem.
32:02Thank you very much.
32:03It looks amazing.
32:04Yeah, it's very yummy.
32:05It's very good.
32:06Juicy and nice.
32:07Really good job.
32:09Good to go?
32:10Yep, man.
32:11This is f***ing tangled.
32:12Christian Tessa.
32:14Can we get the jet skis in the water?
32:16In a little bit more time.
32:17What the f***, bro?
32:18More time?
32:19I can't wait to do jet skis.
32:21So the crew are going to get the water toys in.
32:23So by the time you finish here, everything will be in the water.
32:26The crew, can we launch the jet ski, please?
32:28No.
32:29No.
32:30Lord of mercy.
32:32Netech was best, but I think he got different management strategy as me.
32:37I'm just going to whip you with the chamois and say, let's f***ing do it.
32:41Or take my guillotine out of my suitcase.
32:43Did you pack your guillotine?
32:44I pack always my guillotine with me.
32:47It's a bit expensive.
32:49Yeah, when I travel, buddy, it's worth it.
32:52We just need a system.
32:53We will do a not course.
32:55Let me just go down and check.
32:56Have you finished?
32:57Can I clear your plates?
32:58Yeah.
32:59Yeah?
33:00Let that go, but don't let me go, okay?
33:01Let's start doing jet skis, right?
33:03What's the problem with the naughty boys?
33:04Is there a set up?
33:05Do we want to do it?
33:06Do it horizontally?
33:07How much longer do you need?
33:08I don't know.
33:09Can we speed it up so we can get the jet skis in the water?
33:11We need to move faster.
33:12Ten minutes?
33:13Yeah, ten minutes.
33:14Yeah, five minutes.
33:15How's it going?
33:16It might take some time, Captain.
33:17I'm sorry.
33:18It's an absolute disgrace.
33:19It's embarrassing.
33:21F***ing sex, ma'am.
33:22We just need to be expecting.
33:23We have to move faster.
33:25F***ing.
33:31Alright, what else needs to be done?
33:32Ah, the rails.
33:33The rails?
33:34I wouldn't worry about them yet.
33:35Just get out the toys.
33:36Whereabouts are the paddle boards?
33:38Starboard side.
33:39F***ing.
33:40This is Nathan's first time leading a team,
33:42so I'm not going to apply pressure,
33:44but I need them to know
33:46they need to get everything out quicker.
33:51By charter three,
33:52it should be precision.
33:54I really want to do the jet skis now.
33:55Okay, Max.
33:56What is that one for?
33:57Oh, no.
33:58How long will it take for the jet skis?
34:00Give us five minutes.
34:01Okay, okay.
34:02Enjoying the show?
34:03This is so entertaining.
34:04You have no idea.
34:05It's quite interesting, isn't it?
34:07It's intense.
34:08Five hours jet skiing now.
34:10When they tell us to do it,
34:11we have no f***ing idea how to do it.
34:13He's not teaching us.
34:14Okay.
34:15Let's go.
34:16Let's go.
34:17Con dinero, baila el perro.
34:19You've got to help Max, okay?
34:20Yeah.
34:21Call Nathan in.
34:22Yeah.
34:23Woo-hoo!
34:24Woo-hoo!
34:25Woo-hoo!
34:39This is yours.
34:40Well, this can be your knife if you like it in the pantry,
34:42so you don't have to keep coming back.
34:44You don't want me to come back?
34:45I want you to come back.
34:46I want you to come back.
34:47Come back whenever you want.
34:48Go for this.
34:49You can...
34:50Yes.
34:51Boys tend to like me.
34:52I love, like, playing.
34:54I feel like a little puppeteer and I'm like,
34:56he-he, dance boys, dance boys.
34:58Like, look at me.
34:59Can you eat some bread?
35:00Yeah.
35:01You've got f***ing so much love in it
35:02that you don't even understand.
35:04I can taste it.
35:05All right?
35:06Exactly.
35:07That's great.
35:09Remember these filters, too?
35:12The color?
35:13Um, the...
35:14Crouches?
35:15Oh, no, the filters.
35:16Yeah.
35:17We've got to be faster.
35:18I'm sorry.
35:19Don't be sorry.
35:20You're learning.
35:21We'll get it organized.
35:26Good?
35:27Fun?
35:28Incredible.
35:29Yeah, it's good.
35:30You look like you're in heaven.
35:34Hiya.
35:36Girls, girls, we do need to start setting up
35:39a Bitcoin chocolate fantasy-themed party for dinner.
35:42So for dinner, Carl is hoping to have a Bitcoin extravaganza.
35:45So what I was thinking was doing
35:47chocolate factory meets Bitcoin.
35:49Poppy!
35:50It's a cool theme tonight.
35:52Do we need to dress up as well?
35:54Um, I don't think so.
35:55You never know when guests are going to ask you to dress up
35:58or do a silly dance or whatever.
36:00A lot of guests want to hide in the galley,
36:01but I enjoy that.
36:03I enjoy their creativity.
36:04When I was in Nicaragua, I actually met a clown
36:07and he trained us for two weeks on the craft.
36:10I love to get all wonkered up.
36:12Well, yeah, I didn't order anything.
36:14But if you want to, feel free.
36:16That's okay.
36:17Absolutely.
36:18There's a lot of nuances to being a clown.
36:20You've got to drift into wonder.
36:22Drift into seeing things as if the first time you've ever seen them.
36:26Maybe I've got some stuff even in my wardrobe.
36:29You probably do.
36:30We, as clowns, are just vessels in search of creative outlets.
36:36Oh, God.
36:38Collector.
36:39Okay, shower time.
36:40Yeah, let's go.
36:41We need to turn on those dryers.
36:44I'm going to knock out this and then turn over all the water.
36:47No, no, no, no.
36:48That didn't even sound blind.
36:50Stop.
36:51I like that.
36:52I'm dying already.
36:54There must be sparkles everywhere.
36:56Yeah.
36:57Oh, my God.
36:58That's so good.
36:59Oh, my God.
37:00That's so good.
37:01Oh, .
37:02This looks so good.
37:03Tag team, tag team.
37:04Can you put the whips out on the starboard side?
37:07Copy.
37:08Whips?
37:09Yeah.
37:10What's that?
37:11To secure the tender.
37:12Oh, okay, right.
37:13I've never used them before.
37:14How are you feeling?
37:15One to ten.
37:16Um, seven.
37:17Okay.
37:18That's pretty good.
37:19And you?
37:20Um, this is the first time that I feel like I'm over 30 now.
37:25My body is really sore.
37:28Do you want to just pick that one up and then I'll untangle it?
37:31Yeah.
37:32Oh, .
37:33Hold on.
37:34We might have to bring this one in.
37:35Is this attached?
37:36No, that one, no.
37:37Oh, .
37:38.
37:39.
37:40.
37:41.
37:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:43Attached.
37:44Left to the eye.
37:45Yeah.
37:46To the eye.
37:47Yeah, the eye on the...
37:48This one?
37:49Oh, my God.
37:52Oh, my God.
37:53.
37:54It's been an emergency.
37:57.
37:58.
37:59.
38:00.
38:01.
38:02.
38:03.
38:04I don't know what they're doing, to be honest.
38:09One guy's swimming.
38:10Hey, go back.
38:11.
38:12.
38:13What the ?
38:14He's swimming back now.
38:15What happened to the wave runner?
38:16Why did it drift away?
38:17Uh, that was my fault.
38:18I wasn't the one who put the knot.
38:20Probably just didn't put it properly.
38:22Yeah, I know.
38:23Just...
38:24No.
38:25I'm gonna have a meeting.
38:26Yeah.
38:27We'll have a meeting.
38:28Holy .
38:29.
38:30.
38:31.
38:32.
38:33.
38:34.
38:35.
38:36What happened?
38:37Just got a wee bit tactic there for a moment, so...
38:39I'll get them on the same wavelength.
38:40Fast.
38:41.
38:42.
38:43It's just an excellent show.
38:45I've just been standing at this one platform watching things.
38:47.
38:48Christian, if you wanna go down, take a break.
38:50All right, sweet.
38:51.
38:52.
38:53.
38:54.
38:55,
38:56.
38:57.
38:58.
38:59.
39:00.
39:01.
39:02.
39:03.
39:04.
39:05.
39:06.
39:07.
39:08.
39:09.
39:10.
39:11today yesterday tomorrow we have a crypto themed dinner it's a better off
39:31Jesus Christ okay boom up hectic bro yeah Max is experienced the two others
39:41need training so I mean I didn't know how to prop the whips or anything as a deckhand I was in
39:46charge of doing one job moving on to the next and don't get me wrong I was good at them jobs
39:51move that chair out the way and now you pull on the back here while we pull up are you guys
39:56inflating or deflating with the pump deflating you sure yeah one two three but now as a bosun
40:03I'm in charge of all the jobs it's alright though when you're confident with these things then they
40:08become company yeah this is overwhelming the shit out of me oh I'm bringing that off do you want
40:21anything else to drink other than the water no I think that I'll stick with that for okay
40:25cheers man it's amazing oh sorry oh my god it's still like steady bro we destroyed the Jeskis today
40:34yeah that was good okay swinging don't take that light off let me help up up up it's going to slow
40:47around a wee bit more concentrate you see that light there I do okay I'm gonna fold and then come off
40:54the wire okay oh god Nathan controlled control the drop there's a big swing oh too swelling
41:02oh sorry sorry Jesus Nathan slow and controlled come hold the weight on it
41:10we gotta talk about this
41:16god damn it this season on below deck mediterranean look at the bubbles going everywhere we don't know
41:27what we did since I'm vegan we tend to put a little more thought into our food he's eyes are like
41:33goes the primary he has enlisted his personal matchmaker to invite six eligible women with hopes of finding love
41:43I'm gonna ruin the deck team I'm gonna do a bingo card and I'm gonna try to pick up the whole crew
41:54having empty hookups it's not fulfilling for me you hurt me so much and not only did you hurt me the
42:02first time you hurt me again and again it was not drying it was watermarks you're pushing my buttons
42:08honestly I would have never thought you guys and I trusted you you're not worth any tears
42:13they under no circumstances can they get a score in the water
42:17you got the deck get your f***ing s*** together on this deck
42:22what the f*** is going on with this
42:27it's f***ing folding up everywhere possible
42:31how the f*** am I going to look after her baby
42:34how the f*** is going on with this deck
42:40I'll see you next time
42:42here we go
42:44let's go
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