5 Reason I HATE You: Jacksonville Jaguars

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Seth and Sean lay out 5 reasons to hate the Jacksonville Jaguars ahead of Sunday's matchup with the Texans.

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00:00All right, five reasons I hate you. We do this every week. The texts are already coming

00:03in and some of them jibe with the ones that Seth and I have here for five reasons I hate

00:08you. Reason number five. Oh, sorry. This is all you this week. Reason number five. Reason

00:13number five that we hate the Jacksonville Jaguars. Tony Khan is the son of Shad Khan,

00:18the owner. Yeah. Tony Khan is also the guy who runs AEW. We had Shelton Benjamin in here

00:23earlier. So there's things about Tony Khan that are fine, I guess. We had him on at the

00:26Super Bowl. He was he was nice guy. But this whole notion that he is a signifying undrafted

00:35free agents. That's his niche in this front office. Yes. Is and James Gladstone and we'll

00:41get to him. Glad Pebble, the GM. But this was a feature they did on Tony Khan and in it

00:49they talked about how this is the guy in our front office who identifies the undrafted free

00:54agents. One of the places where I contribute was undrafted free agency. So Saturday I really

01:00need to be in the draft room. The hardest part is you don't know until the end of the

01:05seventh round the player you want to sign is going to be there. Tony loves the draft but

01:10what he actually really truly loves is undrafted free agents. He is like Mr. Undrafted free

01:16agent. That is his moment. You know it's that time of the day and I if you haven't committed

01:21anywhere I wanted to talk to you about it because calling players who didn't get drafted

01:25and finding some hidden gems that is a huge passion of mine. Okay a couple things here.

01:31It's so funny. A couple things because I know the one thing you're going to say and I'll

01:35let you say it about well about how this is like a rich kid and they got to find a spot

01:39for him to do something. It's a classic like okay this guy's got to be involved we got to

01:42find something. You pointed that out the first time we talked about it. It's a great point.

01:45Yeah give Tony the undrafted free agents. He can't screw that up too bad. I'll tell you the

01:50thing about that cut right there. Not to go too far off the Jacksonville track. Ian Rappaport

01:55jumping in in the middle of that cut right there talking about how Tony's real passion and area

02:01of expertise. It makes it feel like an SNL skit. I know it does. It does. It's like it's all

02:06way Rappaport believes what he's saying. It was like some superstar heavy metal guitarist. What he's really

02:14into his Civil War figurines. He collects them. Or he's got like a porcelain doll collection or

02:20something. This is his real passion. It's a little bit like when you find out that Alice

02:25Cooper is into golf. That was disconcerting. All right so that's reason number five. Tony

02:32Khan's phony role as an undrafted guy. To his partial credit I will give him that white linebacker

02:39Wingard with the long hair and everything. Um, or the safety, excuse me. Uh, he's a

02:44Woodard. Wingard. Wingard. He's the, um, he was a college free agent. He's the only starter

02:50they have, but presumably God must've been involved in Tony Khan. Yeah. And shot and shot. Yeah.

02:56Because he bore Tony Khan. He did. And he pays the bills. Yep. So that's reason number five.

03:01Reason number four, the identity of this fan base is completely interwoven with that stupid

03:09Duval chant. Duval. That stupid Duval chant. Like we are so proud of our 40 mile tract of

03:16land along the Atlantic coast. We, who has county pride? Do we go around chanting? Harris.

03:24Harris. Oh, y'all from Montgomery County? Yeah. Oh, man. Get your Montgomery ass out

03:30of here. Losers. Yeah. Forfin. Get your forfin ass out of here, man. You're worse than Magnolia.

03:39There is a good chunk of people there, including Tim Tebow, I believe are from St. John's County.

03:44Okay. Which is south of Duval County. Yeah. And there's no St. John's chant as I know. No.

03:50I said Magnolia. Yeah. I meant Montgomery. But that's, that is, hit it one more. Duval.

03:57The identity, your identity's in your county. That's stupid. All right. All right. You're

04:06next. There was also, uh, uh, the good place, the TV show that was with Ted Danson and that

04:11annoying blonde lady. No, no, no. There was a character on there who was, uh, from Jacksonville

04:15and he would do the Duval. It was pretty funny. See? Yeah. I bet it was. I can't do the normal

04:20Duval anymore because Liam Collins is burned into my head. Duval. Yeah. It's Duval, right?

04:26No. It's not. No, it's, it's Duval. It's what is it again? Duval. That's what it is now.

04:34Um, all right. A few of you in line on this next one. Number three, I just wrote down Trevor

04:38Lawrence is overrated, but I'll let the text page do the work. Trevor's hair is prettier than

04:42mine. And that's signed by Mary. Yeah. That's a woman texting that in. Uh, I hate the Jags

04:48because of Trevor Lawrence. He reminds me of Spicoli from fast times at Ridgemont high.

04:52Yeah, but he's like a sober Spicoli. Yeah. Oh, he's like a born again Spicoli. He's very

04:56devout. You think Spicoli would have like, would have been super interesting if he was

05:00sober or something? Okay. This, this plays into this one. I share hand. Here's my paper.

05:04It's on time. This, this, this plays into the whole Trevor Lawrence thing. And again,

05:08we're doing five reasons. I hate you. Reason number three, Trevor Lawrence, the Adidas. I

05:12know you hate this cause you and I have texted about this footloose commercial. Yes. The

05:15Adidas commercial with Trevor Lawrence and, and Travis Hunter holding hands is the dumbest

05:20commercial ever. It's them doing footloose. I didn't see the remake of footloose. I assume

05:24maybe the dancing was kind of similar or the same. Well, I don't know if the music was from

05:29the first footloose. Let's hear it for the boy. Yeah. Denise horrible commercial. It's a commercial

05:35that if I were either of them, I would not have agreed to. Travis Hunter has some dumb

05:39commercials. Cause the other one they have is a, it's for the sports drink, but they have

05:43them like, you can tell clearly that he's in like, they show him fishing later in the

05:47day after his workouts. He's clearly like on a retention pond in a neighborhood. He loves

05:52to fish. Yeah. I don't know. Wherever they had him fishing, it looks like it might as well

05:57be in whichever apartment complex or housing development. Yeah. Like he's just about to go past

06:02a fountain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The sub development been there three years, huge retention pond

06:07in the middle. Yep. All right. That's, um, that's reason number three reason. Number

06:11two, they've got that stupid vat of bacteria. They call a swimming pool in there. Oh, up in

06:17the, uh, yeah, nothing better than, than screaming cannonball while your team's getting beat by

06:2521, the creepy, the creepy, creepy, creepy glass front to it. I don't like that. I can see

06:32what's going on down there. It's, it's creepy, man. That's a whole, there were, you know,

06:37at my high school swimming pool, they used to have a, there was a window in the side of

06:41the pool down in the, like in the basement where you were supposed to, the coaches were

06:45supposed to be able to go and watch the form. They ended up blacking it out after they found

06:50out that. Yeah. Like the high school boys for one, obviously we're going down there with

06:55like a couple of teachers, teacher and janitor and everything. Yeah. It was, it was creepy.

07:01And that's what it feels like to me. Like, you're just, all right, man. I like, we don't

07:05need to see that. We don't need to see the legs, the lower bodies of the people in there.

07:09There's a building in downtown Houston. Like, right. Like, but that's a weird, but that's

07:16because it makes it look like you're out, like you're about to fall over the precipice,

07:20right? It's right near market square right there. I forget what it's called. Amy and

07:23I looked at it. Yeah. So anybody, it's scary. Anybody who's up in a helicopter might be able

07:27to see in the side of it, but it's by and large, not as creepy. I'm just, yeah, it just popped

07:32into my head. Doesn't it have a glass bottom? I think it does. Yeah. I think it's like,

07:35then it like juts out. I'm always disappointed whenever I go to any kind of a, a tall structure,

07:41like the space needle in Toronto or that's Seattle. No, what's that? What do they have

07:45in Toronto? That's the Toronto. It's not the space needle, but it's something. It's something

07:49like that. And they have a glass floor on it. Yeah. Um, there's a thing in New York city

07:53now where they have big glass floors that really, really have. I don't like that, man. I don't

07:56know. I'm always kind of let down by how non scary it is. Really? Yeah. It's cool. My legs get

08:03creepy thinking about that. It's weird. It doesn't bother the glass is so thick and

08:07it just feels so solid. And you see so many other people doing it. You ready for reason

08:10number one? Yeah. This is an easy one. This will be reason number one until this guy is

08:13no longer the GM of the, of the team, the magnificent Gladstone, AKA glad pebble. Yeah.

08:21You know, uh, as we sit here, Travis Hunter is a Jacksonville Jaguar and really what comes

08:27to mind for me, right? Thinking about the sport of football and really the power of the game itself,

08:35right? It's capacity to ignite belief, right? Belief in ourselves, belief in others, right?

08:42Belief in achieving what many may deem impossible. Sing it sisters. Travis Hunter. So much worse.

08:49He embodies belief, right? He's a reminder that the boundaries of the game of football were built

09:01to be challenged. And so the decision to select him was actually a statement, a statement for how

09:09we plan to move who we are. And we want him to be nothing more than him because when he is more

09:18than that, he elevates the space around him. He elevates the football field to the city,

09:24to the game of football itself. We're good. Travis Hunter is who we've been hunting, blah,

09:29blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The, uh, the part of the funny, I hate that they're five and three.

09:32The funniest part about all of that scripted speech there that he had memorized was that on various

09:37interviews the rest of the day, he, he brought out little catch phrases and chunks from that speech

09:43on all these interviews. So it was just very clearly something that he had AI generate for him.

09:48Yep. Um, but Travis Hunter is who we've been hunting. He is going, he's currently, uh,

09:53just expanding the boundaries of injured reserve and everything you can do. He's raising the level.

09:58Nobody's he's doing twice the amount of rehab exercises that anybody else does on injured reserve.

10:02Oh my God. We've never seen anybody redefined what it means to be on injured

10:06reserve quite like that. That, that last part, glad pebble got me the most amped up. They,

10:13this team needs to start losing the Jags that they're five and three with that guy.

10:18Yeah. That's what you can do. That's what you can do for America, Houston Texans. You can,

10:23you can, you can smote him. If you're not intangibly rich, it's going to,

10:27it's going to be a hard time. We got Gladstone hotkeys. Are you kidding me?

10:31Yeah. I lost it. Cause I was a singular touch point top of the future topics section right there.

10:41Yeah. Modes of operation. Yeah. Singular touch point intangibly rich has been just played

10:47sourced Intel. Oh, that's right. The sourced Intel deploy mechanisms. Yeah. That was a big one.

10:53We're going to deploy mechanisms that will put us in an advantageous situation to redefine boundaries,

11:00be a fighter, not a fence. Be a fighter, not a fencer. Yep. Yep. Yep. That took you a long

11:06time to grasp. It did. You didn't really grasp that one. I was on the eye. I was interpreting it

11:11the opposite. We were at spring training in Florida and I was trying to explain it to you and you would,

11:14you would not relent. Yeah. Yeah. That was probably hung over.

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