00:00There's a college basketball team known as Bethesda U.
00:06Yeah.
00:07Bethesda U played a college basketball game.
00:09I think they're women, maybe?
00:11Is it women?
00:11It is.
00:12It's women.
00:13So I usually don't pay attention to that, but the score made me raise an eyebrow to that.
00:20Half the team had the flu.
00:22This happens in locker rooms, right?
00:24So they only had really four and a half healthy players.
00:28I say half because one player was kind of going in and out of consciousness before the game with a terrible fever.
00:33And the coach was like, if you can see the court, you can walk on it.
00:37If not, just stay on the bench.
00:38So there are parts of the game in which they only played four women.
00:42So I'm going to show you a video of this because I'm not sure what the other team is supposed to do in this spot because there's a shot clock.
00:51So I know you can pass the ball around a lot and then maybe take a desperation shot at the buzzer.
00:5772 to nothing.
00:58But that was the first basket Bethesda scored in the game.
01:02They were down 72 to nothing.
01:05In the third quarter.
01:06Like at some point, don't you and the other coaches have an agreement?
01:09No need to play the second half.
01:11Yeah.
01:11And you do the running clock thing.
01:13You don't stop for free throws.
01:14I know it's college sports and you got to play the 40 minutes or 48 minutes, whatever it is, right?
01:1948.
01:20And you got to play, you know, for the statistical, you know, integrity.
01:25Right.
01:25But man, it's 72 to nothing.
01:27Can't you let these girls go home and go get some rest and get some NyQuil?
01:31Yeah, you got to mess up.
01:32That coach for the team that was down though, he should not be allowed to sportive basketball.
01:36Why?
01:36I can't blame the coach.
01:37His team was sick.
01:38Like nobody played.
01:40I just trust me.
01:41If people want to do it on their own time after they watch the hockey.
01:44Julian Newman's pops.
01:45Is that what it is?
01:45Keep him away from basketball.
01:47Why?
01:47This dude is without a doubt the worst kind of character in the world.
01:51His son's five foot three.
01:53Okay.
01:53He started going viral years ago.
01:55The only reason he got this job.
01:57Okay.
01:57Is because he decided to say his five foot, I guess, his son went viral dribbling at basketball.
02:02Okay.
02:02That he could beat Curry and LeBron.
02:04So all the people start going to his school.
02:06So he's like Alonzo Ball?
02:08It's way worse.
02:08Alonzo Ball, these kids, two of them made the league.
02:11No, this is way worse.
02:12This kid.
02:12So then he didn't make his high school team because then he's five foot three.
02:16Right.
02:16Or he made a team he wasn't playing.
02:18So the guy came up with his own school.
02:20Just so his kid could play.
02:21Just so his kid could play.
02:22They never beat anybody.
02:24And then it turns out he wasn't going to class.
02:26So then he wasn't allowed to enroll in college.
02:28Now his daughter, she's on the OF.
02:34Okay.
02:34She's on the OF now.
02:35Is that right?
02:36Yeah, she's on the OF now.
02:36So he's got an OnlyFans daughter.
02:39And a little son.
02:40Who's trying to, who says he can beat Curry and LeBron.
02:42And he's coaching a team that was down 72 to nothing.
02:45Keep that dude away from polite society.
02:47Okay, by the way, I'm with you.
02:48I didn't know any of that history.
02:50Noomis Pops got to go.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Got to go.
02:53The next guy that's got to go is that baby Gronk kid at his dad.
02:56You know, who thinks he's the second coming of tight ends of kids 12 and 12 years old.
03:00But man, 72 nothing, like call off the dogs, right?
03:03Of course.
03:03You ain't got to keep shooting.
03:05You don't have 72 to nothing.
03:07We've proved it.
03:07And how many points are those girls team really scoring most times?
03:11They're not scoring 100 tonight.
03:12Got you stats.
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