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00:00INSPIRED
00:07Madam, look at this in the month of Gopi.
00:1030,000 rupees.
00:11Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
00:13This is very tight.
00:14Oh, boy.
00:16Where did you get all the beer bars?
00:18Oh, madam.
00:19This beer bar's money is not.
00:20This is Roxy theater.
00:22Don't worry about it.
00:24That's the money.
00:25No, don't do it.
00:26Don't do it.
00:28It's a big deal.
00:30But, baby, so much money.
00:31Oh, baby.
00:32What a big hit.
00:33It's a big hit, madam.
00:34What a film.
00:36What a film.
00:38What a hero.
00:40Oh, that's a hero.
00:41How did you do that?
00:42How did you do that?
00:43Madam, madam.
00:44My father.
00:45My father.
00:46My father.
00:47My father.
00:48What a actor.
00:49What a work.
00:50What a work.
00:52I'm going to die.
00:54My father, I'm going to die.
00:55Hey, man, tell me, two ticks.
00:58Let's go.
00:59No, madam.
01:00I'm not here.
01:00I'm busy.
01:01Look at me.
01:02Oh, cut me.
01:03Let's go.
01:03I'll go with you.
01:04I'll go with you.
01:05I'll go with you.
01:06I'll go with you.
01:07Don't go with me.
01:08No.
01:09I'll see you with me.
01:11I'll see you with me.
01:12Just go.
01:13I'll see you with me.
01:14No, never.
01:15No, never.
01:16Why do you call me so long?
01:18Why do you call me only a chandahol?
01:20And that's too big.
01:21It's too big.
01:22And it's too big.
01:23It's too big.
01:24Now, I'll go with you quickly.
01:25Don't get the picture out of me.
01:27Hey, man.
01:28Why do you call me a chandahol?
01:29This is a chandahol.
01:30Come on.
01:31Come on.
01:32Come on.
01:33Come on.
01:34Say, where is the chandahol?
01:36Say, tell me what else will kill you.
01:38I have no choice of chandahol.
01:39I have no choice of chandahol.
01:40Okay.
01:41Gokey.
01:42I'm going to get the chandahol.
01:43One, two, three.
01:45He'll die.
01:46Go.
01:47Go.
01:48Go.
01:49Hey, sir.
01:51You both have seen the sub-inspector chandahol?
01:53You see, sir.
01:54It looks really good.
01:55Hey, who did you see?
01:56Where did he go?
01:57He was going to see Munna bhai with you, sir.
02:00Hey, he knows me.
02:02But after I left my bike, when I left my bike,
02:04he went there.
02:05Hi, hi.
02:05Where did he go?
02:06Oh, no.
02:07Did the police station not hit the road?
02:10Oh, I hit the road.
02:12But I'm on the right road.
02:14Miss Chandahol, do you know anything?
02:18How did I find you?
02:19Where did he go?
02:20I was going to meet Gunga Tiyagi.
02:24Gunga Tiyagi?
02:25Gunga Tiyagi, sir.
02:26Gunga Tiyagi, sir.
02:27Mawali.
02:28Madam, what did he go to the back of his life?
02:30What did he go to the back of his life?
02:31What did he go to the back of his life?
02:32Hey, son.
02:33I was going to say sorry to him.
02:34What?
02:35What?
02:36What?
02:37What happened to him?
02:38My mind was a little bit.
02:39My mind was a little bit.
02:40And then, I was going to say to him Pappu Shatta, Raja Rampur,
02:47and Shaghan Shatta too.
02:49Madam, what did you say to them?
02:52Let's see.
02:53After seeing a new picture, Munna Baai,
02:55I found a real life that it's not fair.
02:58If someone hit the head of the head of the head of the head of the head of the head of the head of the head of the head,
03:01then they had to do another fancy thing to say.
03:03Never bought the whole thing,
03:04so jucile didn't buynelas,
03:05but, Madam,
03:06you did to kill everyone in this city.
03:08Who willucker who willsay sorry-bore?
03:09So, we will call sorry-bore aka?
03:11Madam, tell us.
03:14Miss Chautala,
03:14it was a police station here.
03:15And it takes advantage of after this station,
03:17we can't destruction to food in the district.
03:19Here there's going to be gone tiatchi di guri in theuage seat.
03:23What are you talking about?
03:24No, you'reation!
03:26I want to say that,
03:27I'm starting Yummyini and G які صautre.
03:29You crazy!
03:39What?
03:40No, what's happening?
03:41Did he make a Spider-Man?
03:43Madam, he has stolen a cycle.
03:45No, my child.
03:47He's a sick man.
03:49He's a sick man.
03:51Let's go down.
03:53Let's go.
03:55Sorry.
03:56Very good.
03:57Now, let's go out and eat a pool and ice cream.
03:59You too.
04:01Let's go.
04:02Thank you, Madam.
04:07Don't worry, man.
04:08Now, you guys work.
04:09In the city, everyone has taken care of.
04:11All of them have taken care of.
04:13All of them have taken care of.
04:15All of them have taken care of.
04:17But, Madam, where are we going to buy such a pool?
04:20Where are we going to buy such a pool?
04:22Oh, some people will ask some money.
04:24You don't have to buy such a pool.
04:26You don't have to buy such a pool.
04:27You give it to me, Madam.
04:28You're too shy.
04:29Madam, you killed me.
04:30Madam!
04:31Madam!
04:32You killed me!
04:33No, baby.
04:34This is not a hinsa.
04:35This is a dog.
04:36You're sitting in your head.
04:37You're running.
04:38You're running.
04:39Okay, brother.
04:40Let's start the gandagiri.
04:41But, what happened to you?
04:45Mr. Manda, why did Mr. Chotala's been named?
04:48Mr. Chotala?
04:49Mr. Chotala.
04:50Mr. Chotala, why did this Mr. Chotala say?
04:51Mr. Chotala call him.
04:53And what part of your work?
04:54Mr. Chotala, are you gonna pay for a month?
04:56No more day?
04:57Mr. Levy, you're running.
04:58Mr. Chotala.
04:59Mr. Chotala.
05:00Mr. Chotala, what is your mom's name?
05:02Mr. Chotala, you keep your home.
05:04Mr. Chotala, why do you have to call it?
05:05Mr. Chotala, let me take care of your local northern people's most popular
05:08Very good, very good friends, I am talking to you.
05:20My dear brothers, I have been here for you all so that you all have a little knowledge of knowledge and give a name to Gandhi Ji.
05:30I am going to kill all of you as a dog, so I am going to kill all of you.
05:39Madam, you don't have to say anything about this?
05:42No, my lord, you don't have to say anything about this.
05:45It's just a request that you all leave Gandhi Ji like that and don't do anything.
05:51And give me some questions about Gandhi Ji.
05:55No, first of all, the bomb.
05:58Do you want to tell me that Gandhi Ji has three names?
06:01Sonia Gandhi, Priyanka Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi.
06:04Wow!
06:06Very good, very good.
06:08Sorry to tell him.
06:09Sorry to tell him.
06:11I am going to tell him.
06:13I am going to tell him.
06:14Sorry, get well soon.
06:16Let's go, let's go.
06:18Let's go, let's go.
06:21Very good, Gandhi Giri Jindabad.
06:24Yes, I am going to kill you.
06:26You tell me, who was the biggest strength of Gandhi Ji?
06:30Madam, now, look.
06:32At that time, AK-47 and other girls will not be done.
06:34Yes, it can be done.
06:37No, no, no.
06:39Gandhi Ji Ji's biggest strength was Ahinsa.
06:43And I also want to tell you that you all work with Ahinsa.
06:47And sometimes I have seen Ahinsa.
06:49Then I will give you the strength of Ahinsa.
06:51What do you understand?
06:52You understand?
06:53You understand?
06:54Come on.
06:55Come on.
06:56Come on.
06:57Come on.
06:58Come on.
06:59Come on.
07:00Come on.
07:01Come on.
07:02Come on.
07:03Very good.
07:04Gandhi Giri Jindabad.
07:05Gandhi Giri Jindabad.
07:06What are you doing?
07:07Why are you giving me?
07:09I am going to kill them so that they will come to the right path.
07:13I don't know.
07:14But we will definitely come to the right path.
07:16It's crazy.
07:17Come on.
07:18Come on.
07:19Come on.
07:20Come on.
07:21Come on.
07:22Come on.
07:23Come on.
07:24Come on.
07:25I will never go to the right path.
07:26Why?
07:27Why won't you go?
07:28Madam, I forgot to tell you.
07:29That's the right path.
07:30The right path.
07:31That's what you've done.
07:33What did you tell me?
07:34I didn't do anything.
07:36You killed me.
07:37I killed them.
07:38I killed them.
07:39Why did you kill them?
07:40Wow.
07:41Wow.
07:42I am proud of you.
07:44You gave you a lot of Gandhi Giri.
07:45You gave me so much.
07:46Wow, son.
07:47What is Gandhi Giri?
07:48They didn't want me to do anything.
07:50Madam, what will happen with Gandhi Giri?
07:53I mean, our name is wrong.
07:55No, my mother.
07:56We won't have a bad name.
07:57We won't have a bad name.
07:58We won't have a bad name.
07:59We won't have a bad name.
08:00By note, we will hide our photos.
08:02We will make our name's shoes.
08:04We will make our name's shoes.
08:05We will be dry in the whole country.
08:07Wow.
08:08Wow.
08:09Listen, brother.
08:10You will buy a pool from today.
08:11No, no, madam.
08:12Pappu, I will buy a pool.
08:13No, madam.
08:14Do you know that,
08:15when you sit in a pool,
08:16the man comes to the pool?
08:17Yes, madam.
08:18I will go.
08:19Yes.
08:20So, I will go with your hands.
08:22And I will sit with Hanuman Prasad Pandey
08:24and listen to the public complaints.
08:26And I will solve them with Gandhi Giri.
08:28Say it with Gandhi Giri.
08:29Yes.
08:30Yes.
08:31Gandhi Giri.
08:32Yes.
08:33Yes.
08:34Yes.
08:35Yes.
08:37Well, I am a friend.
08:38Are you guys in the room?
08:39No, he is very good.
08:40So, I am a question.
08:41Yes.
08:42I have a problem.
08:43Yes.
08:44Yes.
08:45I mean, just talk.
08:46Yes.
08:47Yes.
08:48My husband.
08:49Is that a problem?
08:51No, he is very good.
08:52What is that problem?
08:53No, but when he sleeps, he takes a lot of sleep.
08:54Yes, that's a big problem.
08:56You are the only one who has called me.
08:58Yes.
08:59I said to him that he's going to burn his throat.
09:03I was going to burn his throat.
09:04So, he's closed the door.
09:05He's closed for the door.
09:07Wow!
09:07He's closed for the door.
09:08What are we doing now?
09:09But he's closed for the door.
09:11Please tell me what I'm doing.
09:13You're so sad.
09:14So, tell him to go and say sorry.
09:16But he won't listen to me.
09:17Why?
09:18He's also going to burn his throat.
09:21No.
09:21He's stopped the door.
09:25And he's gone on the floor.
09:27Please show me a way.
09:29Oh, madam.
09:30Now you can see us at home.
09:32Tell us your address.
09:33We'll have to say sorry to you.
09:36Madam, you have a phone on the other side.
09:38I don't know who he is.
09:39He's the only one.
09:40Oh, my rhyming, Devi.
09:41You can tell her.
09:42I'll tell her.
09:43Hello?
09:44Yes, Gandhi Giri.
09:45Help line speaking.
09:46Hello?
09:47My problem is that someone asks me.
09:51She says that she will give me a job.
09:53Tell me, madam.
09:54What do I do?
09:55Baby.
09:56You're the only one.
09:57You're the only one.
10:01Okay, madam.
10:03Gopi, what do you know that the letter K time has gone?
10:07Now, the letter J time is J.
10:08J?
10:09You can also change your name to Gopi.
10:14Hop.
10:15He's back again.
10:15Listen.
10:17Avaldar, sir.
10:18We've got 5,000 rupiahs.
10:21After that, we'll get our report.
10:22Go, man.
10:23Go, man.
10:23Go, man.
10:24This is 100 rupiahs.
10:26This machine is 500 rupiahs.
10:29This is 500 rupiahs.
10:32And this is 500 rupiahs.
10:33And this is 200 rupiahs.
10:38Okay.
10:39Stop.
10:40Take a band.
10:41Take a band.
10:41Take a band.
10:42This is 400 rupiahs.
10:43Come on.
10:44Come on.
10:45Come on.
10:45Come on.
10:46Come on.
10:46Come on.
10:47Come on.
10:48Come on.
10:48Come on.
10:49Go.
10:50There's a gorilla.
10:51Go.
10:52Go.
10:53What?
10:53Yes.
10:54Gandhigiri.
10:55Jindabad.
10:56Gandhigiri.
10:57Jindabad.
10:58Gandhigiri.
10:59This is a gorilla.
11:01But the house is here.
11:02Stop it.
11:03Hey.
11:04Hey.
11:05Hey, gulgulay.
11:06This Munna bhai has been killed by people.
11:08There's no ready to give any rishwad.
11:09And what?
11:10Rishwad banj.
11:11Insha banj.
11:13What's going on?
11:14You have to do something.
11:16Yes.
11:18I am.
11:19Madam, Ma'am.
11:20Ma'am.
11:21Ma'am, ma'am.
11:21Ma'am, ma'am.
11:22Ma'am, ma'am.
11:23Ma'am, so please.
11:23Ma'am.
11:23We've got to write the same reports.
11:25What's happened to you?
11:26Madam, my teacher is that every time
11:28I'm going to throw the eggs in my house
11:30I told her to kill me.
11:32Please, please, you arrest me.
11:35Now, give me a reward, madam.
11:37No, my lord.
11:39No, no, no, no.
11:41Do you do something with this man
11:43Who will throw the eggs in the house?
11:45Then what do I do?
11:47My mind is that you will throw the eggs in the house
11:50and then you will throw the eggs in the house.
11:52But, it will be the eggs in the house.
11:54Yes, man.
11:55When they will come to the eggs in the house
11:58then they will not buy eggs in the eggs.
12:02That's a good thing.
12:03Thank you, madam.
12:04No, no, no.
12:06Say, Gandhi Giri, Jindabad, Jindabad.
12:08Gandhi Giri, Jindabad.
12:10Gandhi Giri, Jindabad.
12:12Gandhi Giri, Jindabad.
12:14Madam, I'm not talking to you.
12:16No, I'm sitting here.
12:18Madam, madam.
12:19If you're angry, we'll kill you.
12:21Oh, no.
12:22No, no, no.
12:23I've been killed by a young man.
12:25I'm a Gandhi Giri.
12:27Please tell me what you are in your mind.
12:29This is your Gandhi Giri.
12:31It's going to be made for us.
12:33And what?
12:34If you have to do this Gandhi Giri,
12:35then do it.
12:36But why do you have to do it?
12:37You have to eat it.
12:38You have to eat it.
12:40And what?
12:41This is a very smart woman.
12:43Very smart.
12:44Only about your smarts.
12:46You have to eat it.
12:47You have to eat it.
12:48You have to eat it.
12:49You have to eat it.
12:50What?
12:51Sorry, madam.
12:52Sorry.
12:53No, no.
12:54Sorry.
12:55It's not enough to say that.
12:56You have to open my eyes today.
12:58Don't you love Gandhi Giri.
13:00You have to eat it.
13:01You have to eat it.
13:02I'm a Gandhi Giri.
13:03But you are a normal man.
13:05Go.
13:06Give yourself your life.
13:07Go.
13:08Go.
13:09Go.
13:10Go.
13:11Go.
13:12Go.
13:13Go.
13:14Go.
13:15Go.
13:16Go.
13:17Go.
13:18Go.
13:19Go.
13:20Go.
13:21Go.
13:22Go.
13:23Go.
13:24Go.
13:25Go.
13:26Go.
13:27Go.
13:28Go.
13:29Go.
13:30How the hell do you have all?
13:31Are you
13:57I have realized that I am very tired and I am very tired of you.
14:02I have also had a lot of hard work for you.
14:05Why are you talking about it?
14:06But this will not happen. I will not be able to see you.
14:10No, no. How can you do that?
14:11My mind is saying that you don't feel good at all.
14:14Really? Who did you say?
14:15Gandhi Ji has said that if you love someone, then you will know him.
14:22The only one who will come back, is yours. And the only one who will not come back.
14:26Then go out of the way.
14:28Are you listening to me? Do you listen to me?
14:31Chandra Mookhi! Mookhi!
14:34How can I tell you that I am a number of darubaz, pocket-marr, mutton-khor?
14:39Ahhhh!
14:40I'm a fool, man.
14:43Hey, what's up, man?
14:44Yeah.
14:47Hey, Koki.
14:49How are you?
14:51What are you, Koki?
14:52Koki, I don't have to say anything else.
14:55Hey!
14:56I have to say something to you.
14:58Koki, I am married.
15:01I have three children of your age.
15:03How can I love you?
15:07What do you want me to do?
15:09I have to say something to you.
15:11Tell me. What will you say tomorrow?
15:13In the past month, I gained 25,000 rupees.
15:16And you only gave me 20,000 rupees.
15:20Huh? What?
15:22You gave me 5,000 rupees.
15:24I'm sorry.
15:25I have to say something to you.
15:26I have to say something to you.
15:28I have to say something to you.
15:30I have to say something to you.
15:31I have to say something to you.
15:33I have to say something to you.
15:39What happened?
15:40What happened to you, Koki?
15:41I have to say something to you.
15:42I have to say something to you.
15:44I have to say something to you.
15:46And listen to this truth.
15:46I have to say something to you.
15:48Tell me.
15:48Tell me.
15:49Tell me.
15:50In the past month, I had bought 40,000 rupees for the next month.
15:55But I had to tell you to 30,000 rupees.
16:05What happened to you?
16:07What happened to you, Koki?
16:08Tell me.
16:08Tell me.
16:08I told you, I told you, I told you, in the past five years, in the past five years, in this police station, all the calculators have been put in this police station, all the people have been put in me.
16:23Don't stop, gulgulay. Look, in truth, I'm so shy. Are you also shy?
16:29No, you're not shy, I'm not shy.
16:32Because there are a lot of other things that are waiting for coming out.
16:37Let's do one thing, we go to Madam and tell us our truth, and we'll have three hukes.
16:42Yes, Madam, I'm so shy of Gandhi-giri, we'll forgive us.
16:45We'll all go to the old pape, we'll get all the mafia.
16:49Let's go.
16:51Madam, we're all four, we're all papi.
16:54Yes, I know, but Gandhiji has said that whoever believes his fault is wrong, he's wrong.
17:02Madam, I've had 40,000 tiktos black.
17:07I've given you 30,000.
17:09I've eaten 10,000 in the past half.
17:12In the last half, I've gained 25,000 rupes.
17:16I've given you 20,000 rupes.
17:19I've given you 50,000 rupes.
17:21I've given you 50,000 rupes in beauty parlors.
17:23I've given you 50,000 rupes in the past half.
17:26Madam, I've got so many people, who are you listening to me?
17:30I don't understand.
17:31Let's tell the latest one.
17:33Ah, latest, latest.
17:34Madam, in the past half, there was 50,000 rupes in the past half.
17:38I've given you 40,000 rupes.
17:40I've given you 10,000 rupes in my gym.
17:44Madam, I'll give you a break, Gandhi-giri.
17:46Thank you, Madam.
17:47We're going to give you a break.
17:49Thank you, Madam.
17:50Okay.
17:51Come on.
17:54Come on.
17:55Come on.
17:56Come on.
17:57Come on.
17:58I'll give you a shot.
17:59Madam, but he's Gandhi-giri.
18:01Gandhi-giri, Gandhi-giri.
18:02Because he was a man.
18:04I'm not a man.
18:05I'm a normal man.
18:06My mother is a man.
18:08And you all are all.
18:09How much money you have to put on the table.
18:12All the money you have to put on the table.
18:15Otherwise, I'll be playing a band.
18:17I'll change the rules of beauty parlors
18:19that the people of beauty parlors will not give up.
18:21Get out of here.
18:22Get out of here.
18:23Get out of here.
18:24Get out of here.
18:25Get out of here.
18:26Get out of here, Miss Chautala.
18:27You are also showing a lot of weight.
18:28Don't talk to me.
18:29Don't talk to me.
18:30My mind is bad.
18:31I'm going to get out of here.
18:32Gandhi-giri told me that
18:33there's a lot of health for health.
18:35Look, brother.
18:36I've left Gandhi-giri.
18:38I'm the first person
18:39who is a chautala.
18:41Come on.
18:42Come on.
18:43Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:45I was going to say the truth.
18:46My mood was bad.
18:48Come on.
18:49Come on.
18:50Come on.
18:51I'm the truth.
18:52I'm the truth.
18:53Yes.
18:54I'm the truth.
18:55I'm the man of Prasad Pandya.
18:57I'm a saint.
18:58I'm a saint.
18:59I'm a saint.
19:00I'm a saint.
19:01I'm a saint.
19:02That's true.
19:03Yes.
19:04Yes.
19:05I was a saint.
19:06You should remember that I'm a saint.
19:07There's no saint.
19:08There's no saint.
19:09I've understood a saint.
19:10Listen to me.
19:11When you're a saint,
19:13I've also put a brahmacharya.
19:15I'm a saint.
19:16My name is Chandramo.
19:18I've never been a saint.
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