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00:00They said these games had god-tier graphics, but when I played them, I started questioning my life choices.

00:21So today, we're roasting top 8 AAA mobile games that promised next-gen visuals, but delivered next-level disappointment.

00:518. Steel Paws. The big project from Yu Suzuki, the creator of Shenmue. Yeah, legendary developer.

01:07But this looks like a student project made after three hours of YouTube tutorials.

01:12The armor shines like a disco ball, the animation moves like PowerPoint slides, and the combat?

01:20Bro's swinging his sword like he's chasing a mosquito.

01:25But hey, at least it's shiny. We love shiny disappointment.

01:30Cool squad, can't be made.

01:32So if you love games, an epic play. Raccoon channel's here to stay.

01:37Game on raccoons, let's make some noise. Level up with the gamer's choice.

01:42Number 7. Draconia Saga.

02:06Okay, next up, Draconia Saga. You can raise dragons, explore huge worlds, and watch your dragons stand there doing absolutely nothing.

02:19The graphics are fine, but the character moves like your Wi-Fi just gave up.

02:24They say it's the next Genshin Impact. Yeah, maybe if Genshin was still in alpha testing.

02:31Here to stay. Game on raccoons, let's make some noise. Level up with the gamer's choice.

02:39Number 6. Black Beacon.

03:04This one's called Black Beacon, a sci-fi game that's been coming soon since 2024.

03:11It's 2025 now, and guess what? Still coming soon.

03:17It's like your ex who said, I'll come back when I'm ready. Spoiler, they never did.

03:24But hey, the trailer looks better than 80% of games that actually released.

03:29Maybe we'll roast it again when it drops, in 2030.

03:32Black Beacon channel's here to stay.

03:34Game on raccoons, let's make some noise. Level up with the gamer's choice.

04:02Number 5. Ashfall.

04:04A post-apocalyptic shooter that looks like Fallout Mobile.

04:09The sound effects, like shooting a frying pan.

04:12The NPCs are just chillin' while the world burns.

04:17But, hey, the graphics are solid.

04:20If you ignore the lag, the bugs, and the controls that feel like driving on a gravel road.

04:27Immersive, just not in the way they intended.

04:29Is that like, don't forget, subscribe, cause gaming here has a whole new vibe.

04:35On the raccoon channel, we game all night.

04:48Laughs and wins, yeah, we're feeling right.

04:51For noob to pro, come take a seat.

04:53This raccoon squad can't be made.

04:55And finally, Arknight's Enfield, real-time combat, flashy visuals, tons of effects.

05:03Too many effects, actually.

05:06You start one battle and your screen turns into a firework show.

05:10It's like watching a light festival while your FPS screams for help.

05:15If your phone's older than 2023, don't even try, unless you want a free hand warmer.

05:21We game all night.

05:23Laughs and wins, yeah, we're feeling right.

05:26For noob to pro, come take a seat.

05:28This raccoon squad can't be made.

05:30So if you love games and epic play, raccoon channel's here to stay.

05:36Game on raccoons, let's make some noise.

05:39Level up with the gamer's choice.

05:47Number three, Wuthering Waves.

05:50Ah, yes, the so-called Genshin Killer.

05:54And yet, Genshin's still chilling on its throne.

05:58To be fair, the visuals are beautiful.

06:01But the bugs?

06:02Oh, man.

06:03Sometimes the enemies fall through the ground.

06:06Sometimes you do.

06:08Play it for an hour and your phone becomes a mini microwave.

06:13Still, great potential.

06:15Maybe by version 9.0.

06:20Make some noise.

06:21Level up with the gamer's choice.

06:43Number two, The Division Resurgence.

06:46Ubisoft finally entered the mobile world.

06:50And it's as Ubisoft as it gets.

06:5470% loading screen, 30% gameplay.

06:57When it works, it's actually beautiful.

07:02Detailed cities, rain, atmosphere.

07:06Just pray your Wi-Fi doesn't drop,

07:09or you'll experience the disconnection resurgence.

07:12Always level up with the gamer's choice.

07:39And number one, Assassin's Creed, Codename Jade.

07:43Open world, parkour, stealth, all amazing,

07:47until the frame rate says, nope.

07:50Try to jump on an enemy,

07:51and you'll end up climbing the wrong wall.

07:54Still, respect.

07:56It's ambitious, it looks great,

07:58and it's basically Assassin's Creed

07:59you can play in the bathroom.

08:00True next-gen innovation right there.

08:04So, which of these top eight triple-A games

08:29do you think stands for

08:30absolutely awful adventure?

08:32Drop your pick in the comments,

08:36and maybe we'll roast your favorite next time.

08:40Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe,

08:43or your phone will crash mid-match.

08:46See you next time on Game Roast.

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