00:00So, Jessie took the kids to her sister's.
00:05So I'm like, I'm alone.
00:06Yeah.
00:07I got to get something.
00:08Got to live it up.
00:09Good.
00:10And I got this cheeseburger.
00:12Yup.
00:13Okay.
00:14But topped with onion rings and topped with cheese sticks and jalapenos and then Cajun
00:20fries on the side.
00:21Oh my.
00:22And I ate the whole thing.
00:23You maniac.
00:24By, by the end of the night, I was in the fetal position on the couch, like, Jesse's
00:31like, are you sick?
00:32I'm like, I don't know.
00:33I don't know if I'm going to be okay.
00:35He went from like eating complete health food to going to that, onion rings and cheese sticks,
00:45jalapenos.
00:46Yeah.
00:47And he knew, he knew when I walked in, he's like, this man is on a mission.
00:51You hungry, bro?
00:53You hungry?
00:54Yeah.
00:55I got something to fill you up.
00:56What's that?
00:57Give it to me.
00:58Jesus.
00:59Give me the biggest thing you got.
01:00This is really inappropriate.
01:02Yeah.
01:03You know.
01:04Pause.
01:05Pause.
01:06Pause.
01:07Pause.
01:08Yeah.
01:09I got something to fill you up.
01:10Give it to me.
01:11Give me everything you got.
01:12Give me about cheeseburgers.
01:13Give me every inch.
01:14Even knowing what that burger did to him, I want to try it.
01:17Oh, of course.
01:18Yeah.
01:19I'll send you to it.
01:20I'm sure it wasn't delicious.
01:21Yeah.
01:22Okay.
01:23I told Jesse, you can't, like if you have one job in this marriage, you can't let me
01:28eat this again.
01:29No.
01:30With everything you have.
01:31She left and left you alone.
01:32I know.
01:33I know.
01:34It's an interesting thing for wives to leave their husbands alone.
01:36Yeah, I'm sneaky.
01:37Who knows what they'll do.
01:38He's sneaky!
01:39I know.
01:40I know.
01:41I know.
01:42I know.
01:43I know.
01:44I know.
01:45I know.
01:46I know.
01:47I know.
01:48I know.
01:49I know.
01:50I know.
01:51I know.
01:52I know.
01:53I know.
01:54I know.
01:55I know.
01:56I know.
01:57I know.
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