All Star Specials – Episode 1 “Beetle Bailey Special” is a blast from the past, featuring Beetle Bailey and his army camp antics at Camp Swampy. In this special, the Pentagon orders that one soldier up to ideal military standards before inspection — and of course Beetle becomes the unlikely candidate. Chaos ensues as Sergeant Snorkel pushes Beetle to transform in time.
Based on Mort Walker’s legendary Beetle Bailey comic strip, this crossover into animation maintains the strip’s signature humor: lazy private, irritable superiors, and a parade of visual jokes.
🎬 Series Info / Context:
Series / Collection: Animation All Stars / All Star Specials
Episode: 1 – Beetle Bailey Special
Genre: Comedy / Military / Vintage Animation
Language: English
Based on: Beetle Bailey comic strip by Mort Walker
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Based on Mort Walker’s legendary Beetle Bailey comic strip, this crossover into animation maintains the strip’s signature humor: lazy private, irritable superiors, and a parade of visual jokes.
🎬 Series Info / Context:
Series / Collection: Animation All Stars / All Star Specials
Episode: 1 – Beetle Bailey Special
Genre: Comedy / Military / Vintage Animation
Language: English
Based on: Beetle Bailey comic strip by Mort Walker
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00:00The Lone Ranger
00:30Hmm.
01:00Sergeant Orville Snorkel reporting for duty, sir.
01:28Huh?
01:30Rise and shine, Otto.
01:37Rise and shine, you meatheads.
01:47Home sweet home indeed.
01:49Morning, Unc.
02:00Better get going, Beetle.
02:01Come on, Killer.
02:03These things take time.
02:07Sarge will be storming out here any second, Beetle.
02:10Please get up.
02:11I can't stand the sight of blood before breakfast.
02:14Okay, okay, Plato.
02:16I'm working on it.
02:18I said rise and shine, Beetle.
02:21Make up your mind, Sarge.
02:22Which do you want?
02:24Rise or shine?
02:26I want rise and shine.
02:32That's better.
02:33Here.
02:34Whatever happened to the manly art of negotiation?
02:41Good morning, Miss Buxley.
02:49What are you bringing me in your sweet little hand today?
02:53I'll communicate.
02:55From the Pentagon, General Half-Track.
02:58From the Pentagon?
03:01Whoa!
03:01Remind me to get this chair fixed, would you?
03:06Yes, sir.
03:07Well, what's it say?
03:09According to the Pentagon, this is the shape of the ideal soldier.
03:14Really?
03:15See?
03:17Oh.
03:18Dear General Half-Track, you have two weeks to bring one man at Camp Swampy up to these standards in time for our arrival.
03:30What?
03:31Coming here?
03:32In two weeks?
03:33And it's signed the Pentagon.
03:35See?
03:36We're doomed.
03:37Will that be all, sir?
03:39Probably.
03:41Beedle, let's face it.
03:49When it comes to gold-bricking and general laziness, you are without a doubt the best soldier on this base.
03:57Huh?
03:59The best?
04:00Sergeant, bring that man into my office pronto.
04:04Morning, Miss Buxley.
04:08Shut up.
04:09Good morning, Beedle.
04:11Gee, I think Sergeant Snorkel should be nicer to Beedle, don't you, Blips?
04:16Hon, that's as nice as Sergeant Snorkel gets.
04:19Uh, Private Beedle Bailey reporting is ordered, sir.
04:24Hold him up to that chart.
04:26Yes, sir.
04:39Let's see here.
04:40Best on the base, huh?
04:44Well-informed mind, keen eyesight, strong chin, broad shoulders, firm body, thin legs of steel.
04:57We, Sergeant, are in deep doo-doo.
05:04We are, sir?
05:06That's the army, we, Sergeant.
05:08It means you.
05:10You are in deep trouble unless you get this man into that shape and pronto.
05:15Huh?
05:16Oh, I've tried, sir, but there's something deep in this biological makeup that resists discipline.
05:21Poppycock!
05:23Trooper!
05:24Attention!
05:25You got my attention.
05:26Go ahead, skinhead.
05:28Well, let's...
05:29Let's...
05:30Go ahead, skinhead, sir.
05:32That's it!
05:33I've had it.
05:34Sergeant, if this nincompoop doesn't pass Pentagon inspection in two weeks, your name will be
05:40Mr. Snorkel faster than you can say whiff and poof.
05:45Do you get the picture, Mr. Snorkel?
05:48Oh, boy.
05:50Come on, fellas.
05:51Beetle and Sarge are in big trouble.
05:53We gotta think of something.
05:54How about Disneyland?
05:56Huh?
05:57Well, that's always fun to think about.
05:59Wait a minute.
06:00I know.
06:01We'll give the Pentagon a demonstration of my secret weapon.
06:05Where is it?
06:06In my head.
06:07How are we gonna get it out?
06:09We build it, Zero.
06:10That's how.
06:11Now, here's what we'll do.
06:12All right, Beetle.
06:13Lift those knees.
06:14Move those feet.
06:15Come on, come on.
06:17I'm trying, Sarge.
06:19I'm trying.
06:21I'm trying.
06:23Oh, poor Beetle.
06:25If he keeps up this pace, it'll kill him.
06:28I'll say.
06:29And if he stops, he's dead meat.
06:31All right, Beetle.
06:33Hang a left and pick up the case.
06:35Sarge, I don't think we should...
06:38That's why they invented the chain of command, Beetle.
06:42So morons like you wouldn't have to think.
06:45Now, keep running.
06:46He-he.
07:00Where to now, Sarge?
07:02I'll get you with this, Beetle.
07:05I'll get you with this, Beetle.
07:07Clean it all.
07:16All right.
07:17Where'd you get the spare parts, Zero?
07:19From Sarge's Jeep.
07:20Must have been extras.
07:21He left them lying all over the motor pool.
07:24Great.
07:25Take him inside to kill her.
07:27Uh-oh.
07:28Why are you lying there, Sergeant Snorkel?
07:31It just seemed like the thing to do after a crash, sir.
07:35I see.
07:36Do you want me to get up?
07:38Of course I want you to get up, you baboon!
07:42The Pentagon brass is coming and you're taking a nap!
07:45Get up!
07:46Get up and get going!
07:48Yes, sir, General Sir.
07:49Don't worry about a thing, sir.
07:51Come on, Auto Clubber.
07:56Since my Jeep is disabled, Beetle,
07:59we'll have to continue your training program in other ways,
08:03like rope climbing.
08:04Oh.
08:06So where are we going, Sarge?
08:08I, Beetle, am going up.
08:10And you, sir, are going down.
08:13Bye-bye.
08:14By the time you climb back up here, Beetle,
08:17you'll be in much better shape.
08:20I have to do this to make him feel superior, you know.
08:26You know, Blips, I'm worried about Beetle.
08:29Something just isn't right.
08:37What was your first clue, hon?
08:39I'm not sure.
08:40Just something in the air.
08:42Is something bothering you, Miss Boxley?
08:48It's Beetle, sir.
08:50I have the feeling that Sergeant Snorkel
08:52is going to hurt him in some way.
08:54Hurt him?
08:55Why nonsense.
08:57We don't hurt anyone here at Camp Swampy.
09:00We train them to keep them from getting hurt.
09:02Are you sure?
09:04Why, if he so much as harms one hair on that boy's head,
09:08he'll have to answer to me personally.
09:10Ow!
09:11Oh, he won't want to tangle with you, sir.
09:13Who put that file cabinet there in the first place?
09:16You did, sir.
09:17Oh.
09:18Ow!
09:19And where's my chair?
09:21Buxley told me the general keeps falling on the floor
09:24not to bring it back till it was fixed.
09:26So I figure we can just keep the chair.
09:28Huh?
09:29Until somebody fixes the general's floor.
09:31Right?
09:32Right.
09:33You threw him off a cliff!
09:35Snorkel!
09:36You're supposed to put him in shape,
09:37not out of commission!
09:39You're supposed to put him in shape,
09:41not out of commission!
09:42Oh, but, sir, he's okay.
09:46We're the ones not getting better.
09:48No excuses, Sergeant!
09:50You're not handling this training right!
09:52Take him indoors where no one can see you!
09:55Weightlifting, sir!
09:56Are you kidding?
09:58At my age, I can hardly lift a martini!
10:00Not you, sir!
10:02Beetle!
10:02Beetle drinking martinis?
10:04Oh, good gravy, we're doomed!
10:06No, sir!
10:07I could train him by weightlifting!
10:09Great idea, Sergeant!
10:11But get him to stop drinking, would you?
10:13Sets a bad example for the men!
10:15Yes, sir!
10:20Just take this stuff to my room, Beetle!
10:22You sure you're not carrying too much, Sarge?
10:25What?
10:26Oh, no problem, Beetle!
10:28I'm used to carrying a lot of weight around here!
10:31I'm not even gonna say it!
10:33Eight!
10:36And seven!
10:38And eleven!
10:40And eight!
10:42And eight!
10:47Hello, Sergeant!
10:48Beetle!
10:49I think the Pentagon should see just how well you guys are doing!
10:53Don't you?
10:54Don't you?
10:54Oh, well...
10:55Say cheese!
10:58Will pizza do?
10:59Thanks!
11:00Bye-bye!
11:01Bye-bye!
11:02Bye-bye!
11:11You can stop now, Beetle!
11:13Okay, Sarge!
11:14What are you putting into the fax machine, Miss Buxley?
11:20Well, I thought we could save the Pentagon a trip by sending them a picture of what great shape Beetle's in already!
11:28You did?
11:29Uh-huh!
11:30Oh, goody!
11:31The Pentagon is transmitting an answer!
11:33Oh, goody!
11:34Dear General Half-Track, that's you!
11:37Congratulations on the progress of your enlisted man!
11:42That's Beetle!
11:43Great!
11:44Wait!
11:45There's more!
11:46Oh?
11:47However, you'd better have that fine enlisted man retrain that fat, out-of-shape, lard bucket you call a sergeant before we get there, or heads will roll!
12:00Heads will roll?
12:02Yours looks pretty rollable!
12:05Oh, goody!
12:17Listen, Beetle, this is your big chance to get even for all the years Sarge has been pushing us around!
12:23Aw, come on, Killer!
12:25Sarge was just doing his job!
12:27I don't want to hurt him!
12:28Beetle, you'll leave me no choice!
12:30Play-Doh, show him!
12:32Yeah?
12:33So, who's this?
12:34This is the sergeant who will replace Sarge if he doesn't pass inspection!
12:39His last job was training the guys who train guys like Rambo!
12:42Gee, I don't know, fellas!
12:44Well, I do, Beetle!
12:45Huh?
12:46If the Pentagon says so, I order you to get me in shape!
12:51Whatever you say, Sarge!
12:53Come on, Sarge!
12:56Come on, Sarge!
12:57You agreed to twenty miles in front of a jeep!
13:00Yeah, but I didn't know I was gonna pull it while you rode in it!
13:04Would you rather be a civilian, Sarge?
13:07No!
13:08No!
13:09Then let's get going!
13:10Mush!
13:11Mush!
13:12Don't mention food, Beetle, please!
13:22Maybe...
13:23Maybe this isn't such a good idea, Beetle!
13:27Maybe the Pentagon is right!
13:29Maybe I don't fit the modern army!
13:31Nonsense, Sarge!
13:33You're as good as ten men in the modern army!
13:35You think so?
13:36Sure!
13:37Problem is, you weigh the same as ten men in the modern army, too!
13:41Oh!
13:42So you're gonna throw me off the cliff, and when I pull myself back up, I'll be in better shape!
13:48Right?
13:49Wrong!
13:50Wrong!
13:51I'm gonna push the jeep off the cliff!
13:54Huh?
13:55Whoa!
13:56Hey!
13:57I don't get it!
13:59By the time you pull that jeep all the way back up here, you'll be in much better shape!
14:04See ya!
14:05Bye-bye!
14:06Ugh!
14:07Ugh!
14:08Ugh!
14:09Ugh!
14:10Ah!
14:11Miss Boxley?
14:12You bellowed, sir?
14:14I can't meet the top brass sitting on my desk!
14:17When do you suppose I might get my chair back?
14:19Oh!
14:20It's hard to tell, sir!
14:22Private Zero said he would return it when it was fixed!
14:25But...
14:26It wasn't broken, Miss Boxley!
14:28It wasn't?
14:29Well, something in here needed fixing!
14:32Blips!
14:33How do I get out of this?
14:35Have you considered euthanasia, sir?
14:38Thank you, Blips!
14:43Good work, Sarge!
14:45Oh, look at these arms, Beetle!
14:47I look like a cross between Schwarzenegger and Stallone, eh?
14:51Well, I was thinking more like Popeye and Dumbo!
14:54What?
14:55What?
14:56That's it, Beetle!
14:57Wait till I get my hands on you!
14:59Atta boy, Sarge!
15:00Pump those legs!
15:01Build that endurance!
15:02Run those pounds off!
15:04Pound's off!
15:20OK, Sarge, you can stop now!
15:22I'll try it, Beetle!
15:23Ryan, Beetle, my legs won't stop. Send somebody after me.
15:32We got him, Beetle.
15:33He was running through the artillery range, jumping in and out of craters.
15:42Good. Now, Sarge, it's time to work on the upper body with a few chin-ups.
15:49Chin-ups?
15:50Uh-huh. And if my calculations are correct, you need about 10,000.
15:5610,000?
15:58Yep.
15:59If the Pentagon says 10,000, then 10,000 it is.
16:03Great. I'll keep count on the wall. Ready, set, go.
16:13One.
16:14Listen, guys. Sarge is never going to be ready in time. So we got to make sure this little baby is.
16:23Wow! Is that what the secret is? A baby? Oh, that ought to surprise those guys from the Pentagon.
16:34Just where is this camp swampy anyway, soldier?
16:37It should be just over the next ridge, sir.
16:39Couldn't we just pretend we didn't find it and hit on home?
16:45I'm afraid not, sir. They've already made radio contact.
16:49I wonder why they call it Camp Swampy.
16:54Rats.
16:55I don't know how bad that is.
16:58Gentlemen, let's get this over with.
17:00Let's face it, Beetle.
17:13I don't belong in today's army.
17:16Oh, come on, Sarge. Well, you're the best soldier I know.
17:19Beetle, I've seen your pals. I'm the only soldier you know.
17:25Let's go. The least I can do is face my destiny with dignity.
17:31Oh, I'm going to miss this place.
17:35Come on, Otto.
17:39Oh, hello, Beetle.
17:43Okay, guys. D-Day. Zero, you peel back this tent.
17:48I'll go announce us at the reviewing stand.
17:50And, Killer, you wheel her into position for takeoff.
17:53Got it?
17:54Check.
17:55Got what?
17:57Gentlemen, we at Camp Swampy
17:59ever cognizant of the need for excellence in our military services
18:04have...
18:05Oh, come on, Halfwit.
18:07Quit stalling.
18:08Get to the point.
18:10Yes, the point.
18:12Gentlemen,
18:13I give you Sergeant Snorkel of the 97th Infantry.
18:16Yeah, I say, Sergeant Snorkel.
18:23Go on, Sarge.
18:24You can do it.
18:25Bye-bye.
18:26So where is he, Halfwit?
18:28Did your pigeon fly the coop?
18:31Don't listen to him, Sarge.
18:35I'm right here, gentlemen.
18:37Yes, gentlemen.
18:39Here's our Sergeant Snorkel.
18:41A fine example of pork in a uniform.
18:45Joke's over, Half-Cracked.
18:47Where's the real Sergeant?
18:48But he is the real Sergeant.
18:51I think I can help, sir.
18:53You can?
18:54Well, go ahead, son.
18:56Huh?
18:57Gentlemen,
18:58I've heard it said
18:59that a Sergeant can only be judged
19:01by the capabilities
19:02of the men trained under him.
19:04Oh, I gotta remember that one.
19:07Beetle, what's going on?
19:09I don't know.
19:09Well, some of us men
19:11trained under Sergeant Snorkel
19:13have put together
19:14a little demonstration for you.
19:16Uh...
19:16Oh, boy.
19:20Hashtag, what's the meaning of this?
19:22It's not my fault, Plato.
19:24Miss Buxley wanted to see
19:25what she did, and...
19:26Shut that thing off, son!
19:28I'm afraid it's not that easy, sir.
19:30You see, when no one's flying,
19:32it's voice activated
19:33to confront the aggressor.
19:35Aggressor?
19:35What aggressor?
19:37Jay, isn't that my chair?
19:39Uh, yes, sir.
19:40Well, how in tarnation
19:41did my chair get on your contraption?
19:44Uh, I wouldn't yell anymore
19:45if I were you, sir.
19:47It, uh, thinks you're the enemy.
19:49Well, I don't care
19:50if it thinks I'm Kadaffi.
19:51What's it gonna do?
19:52Shoot me?
19:55Yo!
19:56It's time I have ammo!
19:58Run!
19:59It's dead!
19:59Oh, boy!
20:00Oh, boy!
20:01Oh, boy!
20:02Wait a second.
20:03Nobody comes flying in here
20:05and shoots up my army base.
20:07Careful, Sarge!
20:09Save it, Beetle!
20:10Whoa!
20:11They ain't built an army vehicle yet
20:13that Snorkel can't drive.
20:16Hmm.
20:16Okay, baby.
20:18Let's see what you got.
20:21Yeah!
20:21Oh!
20:29Half-track!
20:30That sergeant has a lot of guts!
20:32Yes, I know so.
20:33We tried to get him to lose weight,
20:34but not that kind of guts.
20:37Courage!
20:38Bravery!
20:38Leadership!
20:39The stuff the modern army man
20:41is supposed to be full of!
20:43Well, yes, of course.
20:45Pretty sly way to show us
20:46we missed some real old-fashioned values
20:49in our guidelines, Half-Track.
20:51When did you and your men
20:51come up with this?
20:53What?
20:53Well, you see, sir...
20:55Never mind being modest, Half-Track.
20:57Our report will show
20:58that the new army specs
21:00for enlisted men and sergeants
21:02should take the Camp Swampy
21:03training procedures into account.
21:05Good job!
21:06Gentlemen,
21:07we'd better be getting back.
21:18Geronimo!
21:20Ha-ha!
21:20Woo!
21:21Yay!
21:22Yay!
21:22Yay!
21:22Yay!
21:23Yay!
21:23Yay!
21:23Yay!
21:23Yay!
21:23Yay!
21:24Yay!
21:24Yay!
21:24Yay!
21:24Yay!
21:24Yay!
21:24Yay!
21:24Yay!
21:25Yay!
21:25Yay!
21:25Yay!
21:26Yay!
21:26Yay!
21:26Yay!
21:26Yay!
21:27Sergeant Snorkel is a man
21:29the modern army
21:29can look up to
21:30and be proud.
21:32A man us officers
21:33can get behind
21:34and say...
21:35Ta-da!
21:39Where's the general, fellas?
21:43You're standing on my windpipe,
21:45you big dumb ox!
21:47Oh, are you all right, sir?
21:49Of course I'm all right,
21:51you boob!
21:52I'm a survivor!
21:54Everybody from Hitler
21:55to Ho Chi Minh
21:56has tried to knock me out of the ball game
21:58over the years,
21:59but it can't be done!
22:01Oof!
22:02Oof!
22:02Oof!
22:03This way, men!
22:05Oof!
22:05Oof!
22:06Oof!
22:06Oof!
22:07Oof!
22:07Oof!
22:08Oof!
22:08Oof!
22:09Oof!
22:09Oof!
22:10Oof!
22:10Oof!
22:11Oof!
22:11Oof!
22:12Oof!
22:12Oof!
22:14Oof!
22:14Oof!
22:15Oof!
22:15Oof!
22:15we could just keep him this way I think I've got it figured out now Sarge this
22:26button here should
22:34see fellas this secret weapon is child's play
22:38uh Sarge quiet play-doh I'm concentrating but Sarge will you guys pipe down
22:46my room my food my stuff
22:57hiya Sarge what's up why you stupid lazy ignorant moron when I get through with
23:06you you're gonna sleep forever
23:09uh isn't that a pretty sound play-doh I'll say the cat swappy serenade
23:16come on
23:22I'll do it again Sarge
23:26come on
23:33come on
23:36come on
23:39come on
23:41come on
23:52come on
23:53come on
23:54come on
23:55come on
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