00:00Here are three oddly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action.
00:04We'll do very well to beat last weekend's.
00:06Arsenal are currently copping the set-piece heat,
00:08but London rivals Spurs and Chelsea are sat second and third for set-play goals this season.
00:13They play each other at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on Saturday,
00:16a fixture which has produced 12 goals in the last two seasons.
00:20Both teams will score from a corner planted on top of Sanchez and Vicario, respectively,
00:24in a game which descends into both teams exclusively playing for set-plays.
00:272-2, a Tosin own goal right at the end after Pedro Porro whips in his 11th corner of the match.
00:34Man United are on fire.
00:36Three wins in a row with the entire nation praying for United Strand's sake that they make it four this weekend.
00:42Sean Dyche's Forest will put up a fight, but ultimately lose.
00:46Mason Mount will score a late dagger and celebrate by imitating a haircut with Joshua Zerksi.
00:52They seem like they're the most chronically online of the United squad.
00:54I have a great follow-up prediction next week for this,
00:57so here's hoping this one pulls through.
00:58Antoine Semenyo is the Yannick Bellassi of Erling Haaland.
01:01This is the robot versus the people's robot.
01:04The streets won't forget robot.
01:06Semenyo will destroy City on the counter on Sunday afternoon,
01:09scoring at both ends,
01:10and the cameras will catch Pep with his arm round the winger,
01:13whispering sweet nothings into his ear at full time.
01:16Wow, he is top, Pep will say after the game.
01:19He'll be passing backwards for Man City next season.
01:21The
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