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Ollie returns with his Premier League predictions including Michael Carrick's first game in the Manchester Derby!
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00:00Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action.
00:04The Manchester derby is back this weekend.
00:0612.30 kick-off, and I fear for Michael Carrick here.
00:10A nice, understated guy managing the Red Devils in their biggest home game of the season,
00:15against Pep, with the ghost of Sir Alex literally watching over him from his seat at Old Trafford.
00:20Foden scores after 20 minutes, and the camera cuts to Fergie,
00:23who, whilst wanting to appear angry that his team has conceded,
00:26is clearly delighted that he is still the main character at Old Trafford, somehow.
00:30Harden makes it 2-0 in the second half via a penalty given away by Diogo Dalot.
00:34Thomas Frank is on a Jamie Vardy-en 2015-esque run of rattling his own fanbase right now.
00:39Non-existent attacking patterns, hitting the 6-7 meme after getting dumped out of the cup,
00:43and talking of cups, we've all seen the picture.
00:46They play West Ham this weekend, where, after Conor Gallagher scores a debut goal
00:50to give Spurs the lead in the second half, Frank will inadvertently hit the
00:54irons after West Ham score a last-minute equaliser at the Spurs stadium.
00:59Oh dear.
00:59Are Wolves back?
01:01A mere 15 points from safety by kick-off versus Newcastle,
01:04after Forest draw with Arsenal, there's a bonus prediction for you,
01:07Rob Edwards' men make it back-to-back Premier League home wins
01:10versus a Newcastle side focusing on retaining the biggest trophy in England,
01:15the League Cup.
01:15Strand-Larsen scores a brace against the team that tried to sign him last summer,
01:19whilst Jason Tindall spends most of the game enviously staring at Edwards,
01:22who is the most attractive man on the touchline.
01:24All right.
01:25Well, let's go.
01:26So, let's go.
01:26Well, let's go.
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