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Ollie returns with his Premier League predictions
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00:00Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action.
00:04Newcastle vs Chelsea early kick-off is nailed on sunny and cold,
00:07but never fear, I have a more specific prediction for this one as well.
00:10This will be old-school Newcastle under Eddie Howe.
00:13Fresh off a poor Derby defeat, Joel Linton will start in midfield,
00:17absolutely smash Palmer inside the first 10 minutes,
00:19and then Nick Voltemar will score and hold his hands up in apology for that own goal.
00:24Maresca's public feud with the board rolls on after Chelsea badly miss a real striker.
00:29Spurs vs Liverpool ended 6-3 around this time last year.
00:33This fixture screams goals.
00:35Unfortunately, Spurs' tepid home form and Liverpool's sturdy renaissance instead screams 2-0 Liverpool,
00:41with Xavi Seaman's 62nd-minute substitution for João Polinha,
00:44causing the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium to spontaneously combust.
00:47Villa's game is take exactly the same format these days,
00:49so let's rinse and repeat it versus Man United.
00:51Both teams will score, Villa will at some point be pegged back or go behind,
00:54but win thanks to a 0.01 XG wonder goal.
00:57Villa fans will continue arguing with the faces XG account on Twitter,
01:00whilst the admin of that account, like the Spurs Stadium,
01:03doesn't make it to Monday with their head on this planet.
01:05Then we drop the
01:18at the topSport Stadium to make it to get close.
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