00:00you don't and you and you honestly you can't just stick one to yourself
00:08and not need it oh my god a fake one you can't oh my god if he's outed as the comedian with a
00:16fake colostomy bag yeah that's terrible you can't do that court okay promise me it would offend
00:22dozens dozens you can't be that guy though man you can't he's the dice clay of colostomy and turns
00:32out he's actually white what else could we get him to stand out though there's those nudicles those
00:40fake testicles i mean i want to what are we gonna do with those what are we doing i don't know
00:46well then you can like like pound them right and it doesn't hurt oh wow it suddenly clangs as i
00:53walk around dave wants your comedy act to be get this dave wants your comedy act to be you get up
01:00on stage you pull out your fake balls on stage and then you start pounding them with something
01:09like a hammer or something amazing of fake balls put them on the stool and smash them with a hard
01:17object don't let dave be your manager we're gonna get your fake balls you're gonna pound the hell out
01:22of them on stage first for the hammer gert and the gallagher dave's like you know who i really loved
01:28as a comedian was gallagher so we got this idea where you pull your balls out they're not yours
01:35they're fake they're nudicles fake and then a large mallet smash it then you're done audience
01:42goes why yeah then you're done and what's great is people get covered in something they don't know
01:47what it is you're warming up for the colostomy bad guy yeah court is ballagher oh done wow done and
01:58done print money
01:59you
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