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This comedy special features an all-women lineup of comedians delivering hilarious eulogies for the year 2020. They candidly discuss everything from casual sex to beige Band-Aids, reflecting on all that was 'lost' during the tumultuous year. Dive into this unique and humorous take on recent history.  comedy special 2020 women-comedians eulogy stand-up humor yearly-departed-2020  #YearlyDeparted #ComedySpecial #2020Review #FullMovie

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02:29Thank you, Mr.

02:59whose lives mattered, and if wiping down your groceries is really necessary, and, bitch,

03:06yes it was, we did have one common enemy.

03:11The iPhone weekly screen time notification.

03:14I don't need to be dragged like that.

03:17Let me live.

03:18Yeah.

03:18Let her live.

03:192020.

03:20You are a big old dick, and we are here to tell you to rest in peace, even though you destroyed

03:29every little ounce of ours.

03:31Yes.

03:32So now, in the spirit of collective healing, I'm turning it over to you to share about what

03:39you lost in 2020.

03:41All right, let's get this year off our chest and out of our minds, huh?

03:45Yes.

03:46Let's do it.

03:47Great.

03:48First, to say a few words about something very dear to her, please welcome the iconic Tiffany

03:55Haddish.

04:06I'm here to bid farewell to casual sex.

04:12This is extremely hard, and I apologize if I have to cut my remarks short.

04:21I'm still in complete shock, utterly devastated, and so, so hoity.

04:30Casual sex was my rock.

04:34It was there for me in my darkest times.

04:38After heartbreak, after bombing on stage, after my 10-year high school reunion, and I

04:47was married then.

04:48It was a casual marriage.

04:49Amen.

04:50I'll never forget that feeling, that incredible feeling of being on top of someone, feeling

04:56that rush of passion, staring deeply into their eyes and wondering, what is his name?

05:03But then quarantine happened, and casual sex was suddenly gone.

05:10Just like, they say it would be a couple of weeks, and I was like, okay.

05:17I thought to myself, this will be good.

05:19This is a chance for me to heal, get my spirit, my soul together, maybe learn how to do the

05:25splits.

05:25So the next time I see something, ba-ya, you feel me?

05:29Ba-ya!

05:30Hell yeah, bitch!

05:31Maybe in the meantime, I'll join a fuck pod.

05:34The only problem is, once you enter a fuck pod, you can't leave your fuck pod.

05:41If you leave, you gotta get a nasal swab, and then two weeks of isolation before you can

05:46even shake hands.

05:50Sorry, that word hands.

05:52I just, it's a lot for me right now, because hands, you know hands.

05:58Mmm, big hands, small hands.

06:01I like small hands on a man, because it makes my breasts feel big.

06:04You know what?

06:05That's not what we hear about.

06:08If God forbid you want to leave your fuck pod for a fuck boy, you have to ask yourself,

06:15are they cute enough for me to die in about three weeks, possibly?

06:23And I stopped watching TV.

06:25I just stopped it.

06:26Because at this point, all shows turn me on.

06:30Planet Earth, Kingdom of Plant 3D.

06:33See, I love that British nature man's voice.

06:37Is there something wrong with me?

06:38No, there is not.

06:39And I don't know if it's because I like the way frogs fuck, or the way a gazelle rides another

06:45gazelle.

06:47Have you ever watched crickets do it?

06:49It's amazing.

06:51And that's when it hit me.

06:53Casual sex is not coming back.

06:55At first, I was actually okay with it.

06:59There's something about men wearing a mask and staying six feet away that's such a turn

07:05on for me.

07:06Same.

07:07Girl.

07:08You know what I'm saying?

07:09I think it's something about them not talking.

07:11Yeah.

07:12But that doesn't matter.

07:13Going on a hike without a face mask is the new fucking without a condom.

07:17That's right.

07:18The sad truth is, nothing can fully replace casual sex.

07:23Without it, I'm a stranger to myself.

07:29Okay?

07:30I don't know who I am anymore.

07:32I'm lost.

07:34I got all bumbled, y'all.

07:37I ain't never meeting somebody.

07:39He got tested.

07:40I got tested.

07:42I'm in a relationship now.

07:48I promised myself that I wouldn't do that.

07:52I just know that someday, casual sex, and I will meet again.

08:04And this time, I won't take you for granted.

08:11I will let you put it in my butt for two and a half seconds.

08:20And I will pretend to like it.

08:23Yeah.

08:25Until then, casual sex is survived by mutual masturbation over FaceTime and woke conversations.

08:37Thank you so much.

08:38Wow.

08:45That was so beautiful, Tiff.

08:47Thank you for sharing your truth.

08:51Of course.

08:52And I think I speak for everyone when I say,

08:55I'm kind of offended that no one asked me to join their fuck pod.

08:58I'm bouncing between three fuck pods right now.

09:01Uh, okay.

09:02I don't think that's how that works.

09:04How it works.

09:04Anyway, I think it's important to remember that while we said goodbye to things that we'll dearly miss,

09:10this year claimed some victims that we are glad as hell are gone.

09:14Like buffets.

09:16Ugh.

09:16And blowing out birthday candles.

09:18Mm.

09:19So now, to pay her respects to something long overdue,

09:24my queen, Natasha Rothwell.

09:26We are gathered here today to say goodbye to TV cops.

09:42Mm-hmm.

09:43TV cops lived in a magical, beautiful world where they were the ones who solved crimes.

09:51Mm-hmm.

09:53How cute.

09:54Yeah.

09:54TV cops lived a simple life.

09:57They were the heroes and only ever occasionally broke the rules in the name of justice.

10:04They went by many names.

10:06Starsky, Hutch, Cagney, Lacey.

10:10Ugh, those little Paw Patrol assholes.

10:12Yeah, them motherfuckers too.

10:14Turner, Hooch, Sherlock, even weird, alien, sexy, Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock.

10:20Benedict Cumberbatch is hot.

10:23So hot.

10:23And they came in so many different pairings.

10:26Big cop, small cop, old cop, rookie cop, good cop, bad cop, or as black folks called

10:32them, bad cop, bad cop, bad cop, bad cop, bad cop.

10:33Mm-hmm.

10:35As we bid farewell to TV cops, we must also bid farewell to buddy cops.

10:40If you want a cop, if you want a cop to be your buddy, you have to be a white teenager with

10:46a gun.

10:47And they'll take you to Burger King.

10:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

10:50The hard part for me is there were TV cops that I really loved.

11:01You know, I'll miss rooting for McNulty on my eighth rewatch of The Wire.

11:08Even when he was bad, he was endearing.

11:12Was it his jawline?

11:14I don't know.

11:15I don't know.

11:16It's good.

11:16And I'll miss loving Carl Winslow.

11:19Oh, my God.

11:21Carl Winslow.

11:222020 ruined Carl Winslow.

11:25Can we keep Carl Winslow?

11:27No, honey.

11:28No.

11:29They're gone.

11:31They're all gone.

11:32If I'm going to be honest, TV cops, I'm surprised you survived as long as you did.

11:38But by the grace of executive producer Dick Wolf, you guys lasted longer than keeping up

11:44with the Kardashians.

11:46With that said, I want to extend my deepest condolences to recent theater school grads.

11:52Look, I know you had your heart set on making your television debut as a dead sex worker

12:00or a doorman or a doorman who's also a dead sex worker.

12:04But today, I want to remember the good times.

12:07TV cops, you always knew how to make me laugh as a kid, and you knew how to make me laugh

12:13even harder as an adult.

12:15Like, when one of you said, if you break the law, you break the law, we're going to treat

12:23everyone equally.

12:37In retrospect, that was the funniest shit I have ever heard in my black life.

12:45Let me come up with that.

12:46Oh, speaking of coming up with shit, now that TV cops are dead, network TV is going to have

12:54a void to fill.

12:55So I've taken the liberty of coming up with a few shows with a different group of municipal

13:00workers that I think can take their place.

13:05Mailmen.

13:06I didn't stutter.

13:07Mailmen.

13:07If there's anyone that needs propaganda right now, it's the U.S. Postal Service.

13:13Phoebe, my posters, please.

13:15Can I get a C and something up-tempo?

13:20Ooh, I like that.

13:22All right.

13:24First up, in prime time, USPS.

13:28I love that.

13:29Matt LeBlanc plays a post office cashier with dreams of being a mail carrier.

13:35Mila Kunis, she's the post office manager who falls in love with him.

13:41All this talk of priority mail.

13:44When are you going to make me a priority?

13:46Eh?

13:47Um, I'd be in that.

13:48Oh, for real?

13:49Yes.

13:50Okay, making deals.

13:52Okay, not sure how the postal workers will appeal to young, cool audiences?

13:57Well, buckle the fuck up.

13:59Selena Gomez and Zendaya star in Going Postal.

14:04Sex.

14:05Drugs.

14:06Express two-day shipping in the continental U.S.

14:08Oh.

14:10Not enough action, you say?

14:12Oh, I thought of that.

14:13Fed XXX.

14:15Vin Diesel.

14:16The only guns he needs are these.

14:19You know, they say art imitates life.

14:30Well, these shows were defunded long before the actual police departments.

14:35After the service, please join me in the garden where we will be planting evidence in TV cops' memory.

14:42Thank you for those powerful words, Natasha.

14:53And thank you to Vin Diesel for wearing the hell out of that mailman uniform.

14:59And now, please welcome Rachie Bras-Bras.

15:11Thank you, Phoebe.

15:12This year, we said goodbye forever to pants.

15:19Thanks to 2020, our pants have been tossed in the great laundry hamper in the sky.

15:23Yes.

15:24When there was no longer a reason to leave the house, pants lost any reason to exist.

15:30The one time I put on pants this year was to prove to the Postmates guy I hadn't totally lost my grip.

15:34Aw.

15:34There were so many good pants.

15:37High-rise, low-rise, light wash, acid wash, boyfriend, girlfriend, harem, and assless.

15:45Yes.

15:45But to really understand what pants meant to us, we have to start from the beginning.

15:50Pants were born at a time before women were allowed to wear them.

15:54But like so many freedom fighters before them, pants stood up in the face of inequality and injustice and broke down barriers.

16:02Thanks to pants, we have the freedom to sit astride a horse, to ride a bike without our petticoat getting caught in the spokes and killing us, and to ladies spread in the subway with reckless abandon.

16:15That's right.

16:16Pants also made it easier for us to run away from predators like men.

16:20And bears.

16:21And when they had these cute little pockets that were perfect for holding tiny things like our tampons and our paychecks.

16:26Yeah.

16:28Alas, though pants started off as a feminist statement, they somehow evolved into being so skinny that they cut off the blood flow to our brains.

16:36It's a bad sign when the best part of wearing pants was taking them off at the end of the day.

16:40Yes.

16:41So maybe they had it coming.

16:43And 2020 was the inspiration that we needed.

16:46Mm-hmm.

16:47Yeah.

16:47Because this is about liberation.

16:49Yeah.

16:49Yes.

16:50Yeah, pants.

16:51A world without you looks different.

16:53With the death of pants, we also lost so many other social norms.

16:57Bras, portion control, productivity, showering regularly, and, of course, the concept of shame.

17:04And to all of that, I say, fuck it.

17:10Okay.

17:11To hell with it.

17:12To hell with all of it.

17:14To hell with dyeing my hair.

17:17Yes.

17:17To hell with shaving my pants.

17:19That's right.

17:20Let them grow.

17:21To hell with returning text messages in a timely fashion.

17:24Yes.

17:25Yes.

17:26To hell with paying my taxes.

17:28No, no, no, sorry.

17:30You absolutely have to pay your taxes.

17:32To hell with pants.

17:34That's right.

17:34Fuck pants.

17:43Fuck pants.

17:44Fuck pants.

17:45Yes.

17:46Yes.

17:47Woo!

17:48Fuck pants.

17:49Fuck pants.

17:50Fuck pants.

17:52Fuck pants.

17:54Fuck pants.

17:55Fuck pants.

17:55Yes.

17:57Fuck pants.

17:57Yes.

17:58Fuck pants.

17:59to ashes. Dungarees to distressed. Don't cry because they're gone. Smile because you don't

18:07have to get dressed. Okay. Yep. That was good. Damn. All right. Thank you, Rachel. Bra's no pants.

18:25Boo. Oh, come on. It wrote itself. I had to say it. Listen, I support you and your pantsless

18:33journey, Brazies, but they do keep the air conditioner on in here, so you're about to

18:38be cold. Okay. I feel the dark spirit of 2020 lifting already. Shout out to Jesus. So to

18:44grace us with her wisdom is my friend, Patty Harrison, who's going to lay to rest someone

18:53very, very near to her.

19:06I'm here today to honor the passing of rich girl, Instagram influencers. This is a shocking loss

19:15for their family, fans, followers, and their branded partnerships with Smartwater.

19:26They were collaborating on making a non-reusable metal drinking straw for a woman identifying

19:30this woman. And they were going to debut it at the pop-up party for the relaunch of Enron.

19:37I'll be honest, rich girl, Instagram influencers. I can't tell whether or not you were in fact

19:43gone too soon. The number of FaceApp smoothing filters you used made your age absolutely

19:49indiscernible. You could have left us very young, yes, but for all we know, you could have

19:56been well into your 90s. It was the daughter. It was the mom. They're both pushing vaginal rejuvenations,

20:04you know, ha ha. Regardless, you left behind an over-exfoliated legacy and a pair of bone-chillingly

20:15huge sunglasses. But what is to blame for this tremendous loss? Was it the global pandemic

20:23shutting down all their favorite moisture stores? Was it the withdrawal from not being able to

20:28take photos of sunbeams shining through their thigh gaps at Coachella? Was it inserting kombucha

20:35ponds before proper clinical trials could be conducted? We'll never know. But what is tragically

20:44certain is that there was still so much left on earth for them to not learn. Rich girl, Instagram

20:52influencers, though we are shocked at your passing, it should have come as no surprise.

20:58As you've died many times before. You absolutely died over this jumpsuit you described as

21:09cheek janitor vibes. You died over this serum. This car your dad or husband, whatever, bought

21:19you. Well, let's not focus on death. Death's not what funerals are about. There were so many things you

21:28accomplished in your time. You discovered Italy, Cali, upstate New York. And you were almost always,

21:39always, always on a boat. Yes, on a boat. Hashtag boat life. Hashtag women who boat. Hashtag boat and I

21:46hashtag boat or suppression. And who could forget your deeply surface level love for photography,

21:53which you tried to get people to start calling memory remembering, a term you coined for your brand

21:58partnership with Bougie film and, and Ron. And most powerful of all rich girl Instagram influencer,

22:07you got involved. When protests erupted across the country, you waited one full day before posting

22:17your sponsored results from your belly smoothing skinny diet. Wow. Though you may be gone,

22:24your legacy will live on. Lincoln bio swipe up to shop. You are survived by your children slash

22:33siblings. We can't tell. Beckett, sailor, poet, Jameson Neat, and Jackson with an X. Now, in your honor,

22:48we'll be following the strict morning practices of spiritual, but not religious, fiscally conservative,

22:55but socially liberal. And together, we will light a candle. It's from the line of horse wax candles you made

23:04in partnership with Lululemon and Hillary Clinton hot sauce. I'm with her. Yeah. Yeah.

23:13Um, it has abundance written on it. It's $190. It's a good price. No horse wax candles.

23:30Rest in peace, rich girl Instagram influencers. May we all say namaste. Namaste.

23:40Thank you. Thank you for that moving tribute. I haven't been that sad about a rich white lady's

23:59demise since Dorinda left Real Housewives of New York. Left? Please. Dorinda was fired.

24:04Mm-hmm. I heard she was hoping for a ray. Annie Cohen paid Dorinda what she's worth. Yes.

24:09Ladies, ladies, please settle, okay? Yeah, all right. And now, please welcome our second Natasha

24:15of the night. That's Natty L. Of course, I'm talking about Natasha Leggero.

24:20Sorry about that. Um, Natasha had to step out for a few. She's having tiny issues, but she'll be

24:44right here. Okay. Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to be here. Well, Daddy has Zoom trivia with his buddies,

24:54and it's illegal for me to keep you in the car. So, can you just sit back here with the iPad and be

24:59a good girl? I'm Halloween. Just please watch Peppa Pig. If you can do a convincing British accent,

25:04by the time I get back, there'll be a bowl of chili in it for you. I hate chili.

25:09I am here today to say goodbye to having any more children. Goodbye to the painful, messy,

25:25psychologically scarring event known as having sex with my husband. No one should be having any more

25:31kids. And I say this as someone who loves the gender reveal party and guessing what natural

25:37catastrophe it will cause. By about April of this year, I was ready to reach down there,

25:42tie my own tubes, and double knot that shit. Amen. To be clear, it's been great having this time with

25:50my daughter, Gianna. I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. But after being quarantined with her for

25:56eight months, I've been thinking of sending back my Wayfair furniture with a fun surprise.

26:01I love my daughter. But I love her in the same way that I love LSD, in micro doses.

26:10But during this quarantine, I'm ashamed to say there have been times when I don't like her,

26:14unless she's sleeping, in which case I forget I have her. But I didn't sign up to be a preschool

26:19teacher. I didn't have a baby to teach it, okay? I had a baby to get likes on Instagram, just like

26:27everybody else. What's your baby's handle? Just DM me. And I'm not just a teacher. Now that she's home

26:34all day, every day, I'm a personal chef. Well, I was until I taught her how to use DoorDash.

26:41But I'm a camp counselor, a child psychologist, a gym teacher, and on really rough nights,

26:47a sanitation worker. Because she shits her pants. People love to point out that having a baby ruins

26:56your body. And don't worry, it does. But it's your mind that really takes the beating. Imagine not

27:02having to log on to the internet to be trolled. She makes fun of me constantly. I feel like I'm

27:08living with a suspended Reddit user. Sometimes I daydream about what it would be like to go

27:16through this quarantine without a child. I do social distance happy hour with homemade sangria

27:21every night. I'd write two pilots, one comedy, one deeply affecting costume drama. I'd finally learn

27:28to paint. But no, instead, I've spent my entire quarantine trying to convince a three-year-old to

27:34wear a mask. She's like a Trump supporter, always shouting, no mask, no mask. Dr. Fauci's a deep

27:41state operative. I used to want to have more kids, but now the most I do is adopt a 14-year-old

27:48who's good at crafts and maybe some light dusting. It's honestly irresponsible to have any more kids.

27:55I mean, what are they inheriting? A sinking planet? Toxic air? A Fresh Prince reboot?

28:02Mommy, I'm bleeding. Always bleeding. All right, I have to go. I'm coming. What is in your mouth?

28:18God, am I glad I invested in an IUD? Anyway, I know there's someone here who can unite us with

28:27her brilliance, and that is Z-Way. Today, we say goodbye to the era of the Beige Band-Aid.

28:45Beige Band-Aids were born in Highland Park, New Jersey in 1920. Conceived by Earl Dixon,

28:50the Band-Aid only came in beige because the 1920s were famously safe for Black people.

28:57famously. But this year was different. As protests against police violence erupted across the nation,

29:04our friends at the Band-Aid Corporation and so many corporations stood up and declared with a loud

29:10and triumphant voice, fine here. Isn't it nice? We asked for equality and we got a brown Band-Aid,

29:19a little brown Band-Aid on a systemic bullet hole. Pass the plate because this is a sermon.

29:25Now, we must also pay our respects to all of the civilian casualties that the death of the Beige Band-Aid

29:32ever took with them now that corporate racism isn't allowed. Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Chief Wahoo,

29:38Trader Meg, and the nameless Native American Butter Girl. Thankfully, Aunt Jemima's legacy will live on in an

29:45Oscar-nominated film about her life starring an all-white cast. Now, along with these new diverse

29:52Band-Aids came a tidal wave of performative bullshit from corporations and suddenly everyone

29:59was apologizing for massive blind spots about their unchecked racism. Networks purge blackface from every

30:06beloved sitcom from the past 15 years. There's also Washington, D.C.'s newly named Black Lives Matter

30:12Plaza. Oh, I was stopped and frisked there. Same here. In the post-Beige Band-Aid world,

30:18apologizing became the norm. Celebrities apologized for their accidental plantation weddings,

30:24even though plantation was right there in the name of the venue. Thank you. I didn't realize the era

30:30of the Beige Band-Aid had died until I started getting a flurry of texts from my former co-workers

30:36expressing their own apologies for various slights. I truly had no idea that that many white people

30:42had my phone number, and that's on me. The era of the Beige-only Band-Aid is gone,

30:50and all it took was a literal 100 years. A hundred damn years! So, thank goodness we now have a

30:57band-aid in the shade of Naomi Campbell. Nice! Iconic. Woo! Thank you.

31:12Wow. Thank you so much, Z-Way. You're welcome. Okay. Well, without further ado, it is my pleasure

31:19and my honor, oh my God, I'm getting chills just thinking about it, to bring up the great,

31:26the legendary, Sarah Silverman!

31:40Hello, friends. We're gathered here this evening to bid farewell to making America great again.

31:48You are a concept, a political agenda, a slogan on a hat made in China.

31:56So let's take a moment of silence.

31:59Moment over.

32:00All right, Judy.

32:07All right, cut it, Judy.

32:16Farewell, little MAGA.

32:18It's high time we lay you the fuck to rest.

32:23Can you imagine what George Washington would say if he saw America right now?

32:28He'd be like, what's a toilet?

32:30Why do women have bank accounts?

32:32What's a car?

32:33Where are all the horses?

32:34Where's Martha?

32:35Is she dead?

32:35What's a phone?

32:36Salad in a bag?

32:38This country's really changed since its inception.

32:42MAGA.

32:43It's hard to pinpoint exactly when you were born.

32:46In recent history, I'd say it started when a nice lady from Alaska shot moose from a helicopter and people loved it.

32:55You started really walking when racist chodes accused the first black president of being from Kenya.

33:02And then you moved right into that Oval Office when the Electoral College decided they would rather roll the dice on a failed casino mogul than vote for a woman.

33:12We never saw you coming.

33:14And by we, of course, I mean white liberals.

33:18I'm not just here to criticize you.

33:21I admired a lot about you.

33:23You were a noble goal.

33:25I mean, who doesn't want to be great?

33:26You promised a wall and you made one out of strong metal cages with toddlers inside.

33:33You touted law and order and you tear-gassed moms in Portland.

33:38You wanted to make Americans richer and you did that as long as they were already rich.

33:43But I gotta be honest, when I closed my eyes and pictured great,

33:47I don't see gumming up the U.S. Post Office to keep people from voting or paying less in taxes than you paid for your Toto toilet.

33:56Hell no!

33:58And, MAGA, I admired your commitment to diversity.

34:02It didn't matter whether someone was a disgraced lawyer or a disgraced CEO or even a disgraced white nationalist.

34:10To make America great again, they all had a seat at the table.

34:14And you were responsible for some of the funniest jokes, like,

34:19Mexico will pay for the border wall and the virus will disappear by April and that prank you pulled on Herman Cain.

34:28Wow.

34:29Just wow.

34:31And with your passing, there are so many more goodbyes to say.

34:35Goodbye to the idea that education is indoctrination.

34:39Goodbye to the fear that at any moment the nuclear codes could wind up on Twitter.

34:45Hell yeah!

34:46Goodbye to the idea that your opinion is science.

34:50Yes!

34:51Life will improve for so many in a post-MAGA world.

34:55Endangered species, democracy, infrastructure, black and indigenous people of color,

35:03LGBTQIA plus peeps, Jews.

35:06Mm-hmm.

35:06Yeah.

35:07Whoops.

35:07Guess we are going to replace you.

35:09But not until we get a handle on controlling the weather.

35:13Yeah, of course.

35:14So to making America great again, we say adios because we know how much you'll hate that.

35:20Yeah.

35:20You know, it turns out you can't make something great again if it wasn't great to begin with.

35:25That's true.

35:25When was this again anyway?

35:28Was again when black people weren't allowed in certain towns after sundown?

35:33No.

35:33Was it back in 2002 when it was still illegal in Texas to perform and receive anal sex?

35:39Yes.

35:40Up until the 70s, women couldn't apply for a bank account without a man's permission.

35:44Thank you, Justice Ruthie.

35:46I'm sure there have been great things about us.

35:49Of course there have been great things about us.

35:53Purple Mountain's Majesty.

35:55Yeah.

35:56Um, Costco.

35:5824-hour dry cleaning.

36:01Dolly Parton.

36:02She's great.

36:02Gun ranges next to liquor stores.

36:05That is a thing.

36:06But now we've taken off the red hat and it's our job to climb out from under the rubble and

36:12the wreckage of what's left of our country and just, just make America good.

36:17Yeah.

36:18Good.

36:18Because we can be good.

36:21despite what the past four to three hundred years have taught us, it's, it's not too late.

36:27No.

36:27Yes.

36:28Maybe this is because I'm high.

36:30I don't know.

36:30But we've gotten through so much.

36:32And we've gotten through it with grit and resilience and porn that's specific to our needs.

36:38Oh, yes.

36:39I know we have it in us to make America good.

36:42Say it.

36:43Preach.

36:44I've seen us be good.

36:45How during this fucking awful year we showed up for each other.

36:49when we marched in peaceful protest, when we helped our neighbors, when we got on our

36:56fire escapes and banged our pots and pans for the frontline workers in a collective shared

37:01primal scream.

37:03No.

37:04Because goodness is greatness.

37:05So we'll move on from the MAGA era stronger.

37:11Yes.

37:12And wiser.

37:13Yeah.

37:13And one step closer to deleting Facebook.

37:16Amen.

37:17Because this is America, God damn it.

37:20And are we the greatest country in the world?

37:23No.

37:24But are we the biggest?

37:27Also no.

37:28But we are the craziest and that's not nothing.

37:31Woo!

37:32And so I stand before you today, hopeful.

37:36Because when I look out at this crowd, I see women in this room who have made us feel

37:42a little bit better.

37:44And it reminds me that we're in this together.

37:49I got your backs.

37:50I got your backs.

37:51I got all your backs.

37:52Woo!

37:53Because what was I saying?

37:58America?

37:59I was?

38:00Oh.

38:01Okay.

38:01Well, sayonara 2020.

38:04I hate to see you leave, but I'd love to watch you go.

38:07Woo!

38:09Yes!

38:10Yeah!

38:10Woo!

38:11Woo!

38:12Woo!

38:13Woo!

38:14Woo!

38:15Woo!

38:16Woo!

38:17Woo!

38:17Well, ladies, we did it!

38:19Woo!

38:20Woo!

38:21Yes!

38:22Woo!

38:22We have said goodbye to so much here today.

38:25Mm-hmm.

38:25But as I look around this room, I don't feel a sense of loss.

38:302020 tried to break us, but today, some of the funniest women that I know got the last

38:37motherfucking words.

38:39Woo!

38:40Woo!

38:41Woo!

38:42Woo!

38:43Woo!

38:44Woo!

38:45Woo!

38:46Woo!

38:47Woo!

38:48Woo!

38:49Woo!

38:50Woo!

38:50I needed it.

38:51Yeah.

38:52And now, I have prepared one final in memoriam to take us out.

39:01Microphone.

39:02She's going to sing.

39:03Thanks.

39:04Oh, my.

39:04I don't normally sing, so, uh, bear with me.

39:07Uh, I can sing.

39:10Oh, my God.

39:11Oh, shit.

39:12Oh, shit.

39:13Oh, shit.

39:14It's Christina Aguilera.

39:15Oh, my God.

39:16Fuck it.

39:17I'm out.

39:18It's Christina Aguilera.

39:19I will remember you.

39:24Woo!

39:25Woo!

39:26Will you remember me?

39:31Don't let your life pass you by.

39:40Weep not for the memories.

39:46Woo!

39:46Christina Aguilera!

39:47Woo!

39:48Woo!

39:49Woo!

39:50Woo!

39:51Woo!

39:52Woo!

39:53Woo!

39:54Woo!

39:55Woo!

39:56Woo!

39:57Woo!

39:58Woo!

39:59Woo!

40:00Woo!

40:01Woo!

40:02Woo!

40:03Woo!

40:04Woo!

40:05Woo!

40:06Woo!

40:07Woo!

40:08Woo!

40:09Woo!

40:10Woo!

40:11Woo!

40:12Woo!

40:13Woo!

40:14Woo!

40:15Woo!

40:16Will you remember me Don't let your life answer your mind

40:33Weep not for your memories

40:41Will you remember me Don't let your life answer your mind

41:01Will you remember me Don't let your life answer your mind

41:10Don't let your life answer your mind

41:15Sing! Sing it!

41:19Gorgeous!

41:20Weep not for your memories

41:25Sing it, girl! Sing it!

41:27Weep not for your memories

41:32Happy New Year! See you in 2021, booze!

41:36Happy New Year! See you in 2021, booze!

41:49Hi, ladies! You look gorgeous! I'm sorry I can't be on the floor with you!

42:06Where's my eye line?

42:09Eye lines to the podium? Feel free to look down, look around like you would anyway

42:152020 was a trifling hoe

42:21So true

42:24Hold up

42:25Nobody's here!

42:27They will be

42:28In VFX

42:30This is life!

42:31Perfect! Let's get you dancing!

42:49While I'm dancing, let's see a picture!

42:51Christina Aguilera singing I Will Remember

42:53I can give it a try

42:59My dress is like vinyl

43:02It's late time, so it's like making some noise

43:05Fuck pants! Fuck pants!

43:08Brown band-aids ended racism

43:11Brown band-aids ended racism

43:14黑-aids ended racism

43:16Oopsy!

43:17Oopsy!

43:18Oopsy!

43:19Oopsy!

43:20Oopsy!

43:21Okay!

43:22Oopsy!

43:23Oopsy!

43:24You look so damn easy!

43:25Why-

43:26You look so damn busy with it!

43:28Subtitles by Adquila

43:29Episode 5

43:30The Charging of VFX

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