Dive into 'I Love You Forever (2025)', a subversive romantic comedy that takes a dark turn. This compelling film explores a young woman's journey through an emotionally abusive relationship, offering a raw and honest look at love gone wrong. Experience a powerful story that challenges traditional romance narratives.
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00:01:00I wasn't totally ready for my underwear to come off yet, but that's fine.
00:01:07Do you have a condom?
00:01:13Uh, do we have to?
00:01:15Well, have you had sex with anyone else in the last few weeks?
00:01:19Weeks? Uh, yeah. Obviously.
00:01:22Well then, yeah, we have to.
00:01:25I can't say hard with a condom on. Don't you want me to fuck you?
00:01:30I mean, not without a condom?
00:01:35Maybe.
00:01:43Oh, okay.
00:01:45How'd you sleep?
00:01:51Um, don't interrupt.
00:01:52What?
00:01:53Um, I need a complete this yawn, and every time you make a sound, I have to start over.
00:01:58So just, um, you know, don't move or talk, okay?
00:02:01Okay.
00:02:01It's contagious.
00:02:08It's just interrupting.
00:02:10Sorry.
00:02:15I hear you doing it.
00:02:16I'm not doing it.
00:02:17Um, yeah, what are you, uh, what are you up to today? You working?
00:02:29No, um, I actually, I got a lot of studying done this week, so yeah, I'm free.
00:02:36What are you doing?
00:02:37I might get breakfast with the guys.
00:02:42Cool.
00:02:42Love the guys.
00:02:46Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:02:48Aw.
00:02:49I wasn't kicking you out.
00:02:52And you could have stayed for, like, 15 more minutes?
00:02:55Hi.
00:03:12Did you just leave?
00:03:15No, five minutes away.
00:03:17You're so full of shit.
00:03:18You've never been five minutes away in your whole life.
00:03:20Did you hear me?
00:03:21If you were five minutes away, you'd be up here.
00:03:22This is five minutes away.
00:03:23You're given 17.
00:03:25Okay?
00:03:25You're giving me Blair Witch fucking Cloverfield energy.
00:03:27I have to go.
00:03:28It is dangerous for a woman to walk while being on the phone.
00:03:30It is not.
00:03:31It is safer with me.
00:03:32With my voice.
00:03:33On the phone.
00:03:34You hear me?
00:03:34Stay away from her.
00:03:35Fuck!
00:03:36Oh, I forgot to get her something.
00:03:38What did you get her?
00:03:38Can we, can we split it?
00:03:40What?
00:03:40No.
00:03:41I got her a cupcake.
00:03:42Good idea.
00:03:43I mean, there's a lot of friends that you have.
00:03:56Happy birthday.
00:04:00I, um, I got you an ice cream cake.
00:04:03An ice cream cake?
00:04:04Lucas.
00:04:05Lucas.
00:04:05She got me an ice cream cake.
00:04:07That is so nice.
00:04:07You know me so well.
00:04:09I was really hoping I could shit my pants tonight.
00:04:12And now, with your help, I think I can finally do it.
00:04:15So thank you.
00:04:17You don't have to eat it.
00:04:18It can just be, like, for vibes.
00:04:20No, I, I get it.
00:04:22It's like, what do you even get?
00:04:23Your lactose intolerant friend who's also struggled with an eating disorder her entire life.
00:04:27Sorry.
00:04:30Like, who am I?
00:04:31Marie Antoinette?
00:04:32Pretty sure Marie Antoinette wasn't a total bitch.
00:04:35Has Evan still not responded?
00:04:37Have you ever seen something more humiliating in your entire life?
00:04:41No, seriously, be honest.
00:04:45Actually, yesterday I double-checked my dating apps to make sure they weren't paused because I haven't had a match in three months.
00:04:50So, yeah.
00:04:52Well, he actually was in my dream, though.
00:04:54Like, I know that's something people say as an excuse to text someone, but he actually was in it.
00:04:58So, if anything, it would be weird, like, not to tell him.
00:05:02Better to regret than to wonder.
00:05:04Well, no, because the problem is now I can't invite him to my party.
00:05:06And he's not, not the reason I decided to throw one in the first place.
00:05:10Jake once went nine months without ever texting me at all.
00:05:13And now I get a meme, like, once a week.
00:05:15Yeah, you and your sociopathic fuck buddy aren't really, like, goals.
00:05:18Well, I just, I kind of think that's the closest thing you can get to a real relationship now.
00:05:22No one is supposed to know this many opportunities exist for them.
00:05:25He's supposed to know three women and then choose me.
00:05:28So, your ideal dating scenario is, like, Little House on the Prairie.
00:05:32Yeah, or, like, the distant future where everyone else is dead.
00:05:35You know, in the apocalyptic future, they won't have matcha, probably.
00:05:39Will you survive without matcha?
00:05:42No, Ally, you do not have to do this.
00:05:44No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:45Do not move it to your mouth.
00:05:46No, no, no.
00:05:46Come on!
00:05:47Kill me!
00:05:48I'll take the fucking ball for you!
00:05:49I got it!
00:05:51I got the gun!
00:05:53Everyone back the fuck up!
00:05:55Okay?
00:05:56The gun is now a cat.
00:06:01Do we even want to go to this anymore?
00:06:02Your birthday party?
00:06:03There's nothing there for me.
00:06:05It'll be fun.
00:06:06And if not, I'm sure you'll get a great story out of it.
00:06:09Conversational or Instagram?
00:06:11Conversational.
00:06:12I bet if we go through your phone, we can find someone else for you to hook up with tonight.
00:06:14Or we could do an activity that would have you guys pass the Bechdel test.
00:06:19You know, the guy Cooper actually liked my photo yesterday after not engaging with my profile for like a year.
00:06:25Perfect.
00:06:25I got to make a toast.
00:06:27I always do.
00:06:28To Ally.
00:06:29It's another year older, always beautiful to the infinite wisdom you bestow upon us, whether it's the benefits of ingesting hyaluronic acid or the merits of applying it topically.
00:06:45Ally!
00:06:46My friend is at the door.
00:06:47Can you help her get in?
00:06:49They shouldn't have a problem.
00:06:50Just tell them to say my name.
00:06:51The bouncer said they're at capacity.
00:06:54At capacity?
00:06:55I thought you didn't see that coming.
00:06:57I did.
00:06:57It's so smart telling me to go at every guy in my DMs.
00:07:00Did I say that?
00:07:01You know her.
00:07:01She's really...
00:07:02I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:07:10Excuse me.
00:07:11Sorry.
00:07:11I'm sorry.
00:07:13No, no.
00:07:13I'm so sorry.
00:07:14You were just standing there.
00:07:15I'm sorry.
00:07:16I opened the door.
00:07:18Opening a door doesn't require an apology either, so...
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:23I'm so sorry.
00:07:24You probably want to use the restroom.
00:07:26I do.
00:07:27Uh, yeah.
00:07:28Yeah, of course.
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:29Sorry.
00:07:29Sorry.
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:47Are you bored?
00:07:49No.
00:07:49Why?
00:07:50You're on your phone at a party.
00:07:52Right.
00:07:52Well, I didn't want to seem creepy, you know, standing here just staring at people, so I'm
00:07:57on my phone for the benefit of others, really.
00:08:00Did you think I looked creepy standing alone, not looking at my phone?
00:08:03No, I thought you looked cool and mysterious.
00:08:05Only I look creepy.
00:08:06Well, for the record, I felt really weird.
00:08:09Hence me forcing you to talk to me.
00:08:10Well, I'm glad we can make each other feel less socially inept.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16It's good.
00:08:16It's a good thing.
00:08:18Uh, I'm Finn, boy.
00:08:20Mackenzie.
00:08:21Lovely to meet you.
00:08:21How do you know Allie?
00:08:23I don't.
00:08:24My friend Alex texted the person in his contacts who does the most cocaine and asked where he
00:08:28was going and...
00:08:29Oh, okay.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:30Oh, wow.
00:08:31Look at this beautiful baby right here.
00:08:34This is Harrison.
00:08:36This is Alex.
00:08:37These idiots are my friends.
00:08:38Hi.
00:08:39These fellows are, for the lack of a better word, on the prowl.
00:08:42Sorry about that.
00:08:42Yeah.
00:08:43My girlfriend died.
00:08:45But I'm over it.
00:08:46Oh.
00:08:47Should we get some drinks?
00:08:49Yes.
00:08:51Sorry.
00:08:52I swear to God, I'm here for moral support.
00:08:54I don't usually go out unless I absolutely have to.
00:08:57Why would you?
00:08:58I mean, the cons so outweigh the pros.
00:09:01The only pro is that you could actually meet somebody.
00:09:03Yeah, and of course, the worst case scenario is you could die.
00:09:06Mackenzie.
00:09:06Sorry.
00:09:08Uh, I'm gonna...
00:09:10Who the fuck is that?
00:09:12I have been stuck outside the entire night helping people get their friends in.
00:09:16And guess who's in line?
00:09:17I give up.
00:09:19Evan.
00:09:19With a girl.
00:09:21Um, hello?
00:09:22Oh, sorry.
00:09:23What happened?
00:09:24Tell me again.
00:09:25Can we please sit?
00:09:26I feel you're fucking killing me.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:37What are you doing?
00:09:38Oh, my God.
00:09:39What's happening?
00:09:40My foot's asleep.
00:09:41Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
00:09:42No, no, please help me.
00:09:44What do you...
00:09:44What do I do?
00:09:45Okay.
00:09:46I feel like I'm feeling a temper.
00:09:46Just, like, shaking it.
00:09:48Like, do something.
00:09:49Like, please.
00:09:50Okay, I got it.
00:09:51I got it.
00:09:51I got it.
00:09:51Please.
00:09:52How's that?
00:09:52Is that good?
00:09:53Warm.
00:09:53Okay, okay.
00:09:53It hurts.
00:09:54All right, all right, all right.
00:09:55How you doing?
00:09:57Is that good?
00:09:57More, more, more.
00:09:58I'm searching that guy off.
00:09:59Oh, God.
00:10:00It was really, really hard.
00:10:01I got you.
00:10:01I got you.
00:10:02Evan's here.
00:10:02Evan just walked in.
00:10:09I swear that girl he was with has gone out with every single one of my hinge matches.
00:10:17How do you know that?
00:10:18Every guy I've hooked up with in the last two years follows her on Instagram.
00:10:22It's not a coincidence.
00:10:24We're on the same dating algorithm.
00:10:25She's really pretty, so maybe it's the hot girl algorithm.
00:10:27Hmm.
00:10:28She is really pretty.
00:10:30Thank you for that.
00:10:31She's also so young that her baby photos were taken on a third-generation iPhone.
00:10:36Thank God I got scared of his voice noting him.
00:10:38Found him.
00:10:39And how has the latest Listeria outbreak affected you?
00:10:42I no longer feel safe ordering a Chagachino.
00:10:45I don't...
00:10:46I don't get the joke.
00:10:48I don't think it's a scat.
00:10:49I think he's a journalist.
00:10:50What?
00:10:50Let me see.
00:10:51Wow.
00:10:54He is a journalist.
00:10:56So cool that you get, like, a real-life meet-cute at a party filled with my reply guys, and
00:11:00my only option tonight is, like, to fuck Lucas.
00:11:04I consent.
00:11:06Jake talks with you.
00:11:08I guess he's, like, obsessed with me.
00:11:12That's how he talks to you.
00:11:14Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, it's like our joke.
00:11:16The average 35 points per game last year, six assists, and ten rebounds.
00:11:22Look out for you tonight.
00:11:26And that's what I'm trying to explain to you, bro.
00:11:33To maximize your potential, you've got to hustle, grind...
00:11:36Could I have a little more water, please?
00:11:39Yeah, sure.
00:11:46Here you go.
00:12:03I'm going to sleep so good tonight.
00:12:06Do you think maybe we could talk a little first?
00:12:08Yeah, okay.
00:12:10About what?
00:12:11I don't know.
00:12:11I just feel like we've been doing this for almost two years, and I barely know you at all.
00:12:16Yeah, sure.
00:12:18What do you want to know?
00:12:20Well, what do you want to do after you graduate?
00:12:23Pass the bar.
00:12:24Obviously, yeah.
00:12:25What do you want to do after that?
00:12:27Become the president.
00:12:35I'm sorry.
00:12:37That's amazing.
00:12:38I'm sure you will.
00:12:40I'm sure you will.
00:12:42I'm just so tired.
00:12:44Yeah, yeah, we can just go to sleep.
00:12:46He didn't offer you a sweatshirt?
00:12:54That's far too intimate for him.
00:12:58You look cute, like an off-duty model.
00:13:00Mmm, more like an off-duty rat.
00:13:02No, thank you, period.
00:13:06Thank you, period.
00:13:09I did not know people still used to these things.
00:13:13Well, my bank account is in a pretty scary place, so I am charging these for some extra cash.
00:13:20This is a job?
00:13:23I thought it was a YouTube thing, like parkour or stealing.
00:13:26Oh, so funny, Allie.
00:13:30You know what?
00:13:30Why don't you go ahead and get fucked, okay?
00:13:32Because some people actually have to work to live.
00:13:34Could you imagine that?
00:13:35There's one.
00:13:37Lucas!
00:13:38What the fuck?
00:13:39Shut up.
00:13:39You know, I'm a full-time student, just like Mackenzie.
00:13:51Never give her shit.
00:13:53Well, the difference is that Mackenzie goes to law school to become a lawyer, and you are
00:13:57getting an MFA in fine art to manipulate your parents into paying your rent.
00:14:01Well, you're a Philistine.
00:14:02That's not even true.
00:14:03My parents only pay for my food.
00:14:05Mm-hmm.
00:14:05I heard you on the phone with your dad the other day telling him that Venmo was a cafe.
00:14:10A drill?
00:14:11That's what I thought.
00:14:13Mmm.
00:14:15Ken, did you enjoy your night with the human vape pen?
00:14:18You know, they give us their crumbs and we cherish them as though they were caviar.
00:14:21We sure do.
00:14:22I really think you need to message the hot journalist.
00:14:24No, that is so cringe.
00:14:25I would never do that.
00:14:27Oh, you would never do that?
00:14:28No.
00:14:29Well, you told me to do it yesterday.
00:14:31Where should we go for breakfast, guys?
00:14:33I have to go to the library.
00:14:34Even though it's my birthday?
00:14:36It's not anymore.
00:14:37Oh, so I don't get a full weekend.
00:14:40Okay.
00:14:40Got it.
00:14:41Cool.
00:14:43Birthday's a day.
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00:15:18this does not count as us watching a movie together just want to be clear about that
00:15:43your tapping is distracting no yeah send it you guys even know what's happening
00:15:53uh he's a schizophrenic and it's been an illusion the whole time
00:15:56yeah and the friend is actually working for the cops we're watching still alice
00:16:01so but why you know everyone hates the texting stage but i love it feeling like every thought
00:16:10that comes into your head is worthy of sharing i'll probably never see him again though you know
00:16:15he might be one of those serial texters for all we know hate those i only want to type that much
00:16:20if i'm getting graded paid or fucked for it jesus
00:16:23he's facetiming me you have to answer i can't talk to him in real time
00:16:30he knows you're on your phone it's so fucked when people do this people should not be allowed to do
00:16:35this i agree you know if you don't answer he's gonna think it's because you look bad but it is
00:16:40because i look bad i mean who looks cute often enough for a cold facetime
00:16:44hey hey there hey yeah not much not much
00:16:53sorry i'm i'm bad at facetime you can't be bad at facetime
00:16:59no you can actually and i can already tell that you're good at it so
00:17:03how uh well because you chose to do it and and the way you're holding the phone you're not afraid
00:17:10of like what angle the camera will catch you at right right right right um well okay i'll let you
00:17:19off the hook soon i just need to know one thing what is your favorite restaurant restaurant dates make
00:17:28me nervous uh why why is that everyone can tell you're on a first date and they're trying to
00:17:33you know interpret how well it's going yeah it sounds fun the ordering is embarrassing
00:17:38one of us could order something in a certain way and then the other one could just lose
00:17:42attraction immediately that is true we don't want that to happen um okay okay um i can figure
00:17:48something out i'll figure something out i don't love surprises
00:17:51okay i'm actually going now bye love you have fun
00:18:10i promise your body will know to stop shitting once you leave you just have you just have to go
00:18:20i thought we said no dinner well it's not dinner in public i don't get it
00:18:32mr grantham
00:18:43please follow me you're kidding me i wanted to do something special for you i promise you
00:18:51i'll do my best to stay attracted to you while you order thank you if anybody asks we're doing
00:18:57the special and the rest i'm sorry we're close for the night there's a table seated
00:19:09right there it's a private event this is an event should we just like let them eat here because it's
00:19:16kind of garnering more attention than just regular eating and home life no fuck him it's for you
00:19:21he was so funny i mean he was safe for hours and hours and hours just telling stories no one could
00:19:27light up a room like him how could you possibly know that abraham lincoln was funny i've read books
00:19:31huh yeah the fact that you've read multiple books on abraham lincoln and i haven't read a single book
00:19:36period you must read law books that's not really reading it's soullessly absorbing words well what kind
00:19:42of law is it that you want to practice i'm mostly interested in city politics i don't know just
00:19:47working on something for years and then seeing it affected into law and getting to watch it all
00:19:51play out in real life weirdly excites me it's obviously extremely boring and uninteresting to
00:19:57talk about not to mention a completely unoriginal career path not to me you're the only person under
00:20:0230 i know that's not trying to make a forbes list yeah that's because i'm a mediocre person mediocre
00:20:06people don't know they're mediocre seriously though it's um i think it's really impressive what you do
00:20:11what you do is really impressive i could never do that sure you could it's so easy just asking
00:20:17questions okay let's see okay what are your three favorite animals and why really okay uh first
00:20:29i'd say the red panda i did a story on them about a year ago they're endangered and they're so cute
00:20:34and um second would probably be a golden retriever they're smart they're loyal a totally harmless
00:20:43creature oh and third maybe a chimp because they're almost human well the first uh represents
00:20:52how the world sees you the second is how you see yourself and um the third is what you actually are
00:20:59almost human wow that's great uh you're in a forest how do you feel i feel good i like the trees
00:21:10uh i brought you here with me so that's nice comforting that's how you feel about death
00:21:15uh how do you like your coffee i don't really care what it tastes like as long as it's hot
00:21:21oh no it's coffee sex yeah okay uh last one you get flowers from the person you want them from most
00:21:31what are the flowers probably white roses that's the kind of relationship you want to have
00:21:38i'd say white roses are pretty traditional what about you i think i said daisies i don't really
00:21:44remember it was a long time ago this is my friend ali's uh first date icebreaker and how do you take
00:21:49your coffee oh yeah i like it when it keeps me up all night you know what i mean and i like to switch
00:21:54it up a lot drip iced lattes you know a lot of cream yeah i'd take my coffee that way too
00:22:04i have a soft spot for the first table we ate at we were different people then yeah i like where
00:22:11we're at now it's the closest i've got to sit next to you all night
00:22:15oh i forget to take it off when i shower and um it's not like a real material can i have it
00:22:25it's collateral so you'll see me again you have no idea how crazy it is to me that you aren't 100
00:22:32100 sure i would see you again you're in complete control of the situation i find that very hard
00:22:39to believe it's true you'll have to prove it
00:22:43so cute
00:23:13yeah fancy did you get a booth he rented out the whole restaurant sorry what what did you do to
00:23:20this guy i don't i don't know he's made me realize that no one has ever actually liked me before
00:23:26i too have come to the same realization about myself that is so much why i told him that i was
00:23:33embarrassed to be on a first date in front of people pick me hmm what i said how quirky and endearing
00:23:41of you ellie why do you have that oh i didn't want to spend the entire day like worrying if i left it on
00:23:48at home yeah see help so did you guys fuck or what ew lucas come on yeah did you no but we have
00:23:57been sending the water drop emoji back and forth so i think it's gonna happen this weekend
00:24:01totally totally wait what does the water drop emoji have to do with sex lucas
00:24:08means wet dude
00:24:09fuck
00:24:12how are you neither old nor foreign it's bad
00:24:16really not good
00:24:18so when are you seeing him again on friday look at this
00:24:22that's amazing do you know where he's gonna take you i don't know
00:24:33i'm going with hawaii
00:24:44malaysia
00:24:47hawaii
00:24:51fuck
00:24:52i've never been so physically comfortable in my life
00:24:55i can't move
00:24:56i refuse
00:24:58it would be so hard
00:25:00it would be like
00:25:01like getting out of a jacuzzi
00:25:04but the towels are so far away
00:25:07they're just too far
00:25:08unfortunately i need to pee
00:25:11okay
00:25:12give me an assist
00:25:14three
00:25:14two
00:25:15oh what are you doing
00:25:34i'm protecting myself from what could be on your explorer page
00:25:37oh yeah
00:25:38yeah
00:25:38oh it could get bad
00:25:40i don't want to see
00:25:41no no
00:25:41winston churchill facts
00:25:44this is supposed to be insight into your worst interests
00:25:47it is my worst interest
00:25:49no
00:25:49that's not good enough
00:25:50look at mine
00:25:51plastic surgery before and after pics
00:25:53because even my phone knows i need it
00:25:54shut up
00:25:55it's true
00:25:56honestly it sucks you have to look at me so much
00:25:58honestly it sucks that you don't get to look at you
00:26:11get out of here
00:26:13what was that
00:26:17i'm just pulling all the bad thoughts out of your head
00:26:19i got about 80 percent
00:26:22still about 20 left but
00:26:25it's pretty good for the first round
00:26:27no one's ever been this sweet to me before
00:26:36and they're idiots
00:26:37are you sure you're real and not like a 2004 matthew mcconaughey simulation
00:26:44i've never felt this way about somebody before
00:26:46and i've only had one serious girlfriend and
00:26:52she cheated on me so
00:26:55yeah
00:26:55yeah same here
00:26:57but he was really easy to get over
00:27:00he once memorized the entire dark night opening monologue
00:27:02that's lame
00:27:03so you got how hard it is to trust people
00:27:06yeah
00:27:07yeah
00:27:08i was fucked long before that though
00:27:12my mom left when i was a little kid
00:27:14and
00:27:17i don't know
00:27:19i guess
00:27:19when your mom leaves you don't really expect
00:27:23anybody to stay for you
00:27:25sorry i can't imagine what that was like
00:27:29it's okay
00:27:31i didn't mean to
00:27:33trauma dump on you or anything
00:27:35no it's okay
00:27:36i just
00:27:36i um
00:27:37i really like you a lot
00:27:41i really like you a lot
00:27:44speaking of
00:27:59you want to open it
00:28:00okay
00:28:01it's shiny now
00:28:05and gold
00:28:06and new
00:28:08and monogrammed
00:28:11you know you don't have to do stuff like this for me
00:28:16i know
00:28:17i want to
00:28:19and i got one for me too
00:28:23what
00:28:23yeah
00:28:24check it out
00:28:28oh my gosh
00:28:30i don't know what to say
00:28:32well you don't have to say anything
00:28:33i want yours
00:28:35you want mine
00:28:36yeah
00:28:36that's cute
00:28:37i want yours
00:28:38thank you
00:28:39because a and b together
00:28:43could transfer a fee simple within their own lifetimes
00:28:46plus 21 years
00:28:47my time is up
00:28:51remember my office hours are extended this week
00:28:54and judging by today's performance
00:28:55i suggest many of you take advantage
00:28:58two left in a coma
00:29:10one left confused
00:29:11the manhunt continues after hijacking suspect sped away
00:29:15that's all we have for tonight
00:29:16please stay tuned
00:29:17melissa greyhart's coming up next
00:29:18i love you mackenzie
00:29:20what
00:29:21well it sounds like love is in the air
00:29:24i'm dying
00:29:25it was just like
00:29:26there's so many people
00:29:28and i just freaked out
00:29:29in my car
00:29:30why do all hot guys wrap towels around their waist
00:29:44you think i'm hot
00:29:45you knew that already
00:29:46don't you want your chest to dry too
00:29:47it's a form of expressing masculinity
00:29:49well it's toxic
00:29:51you're gonna catch a cold
00:29:52anything for you baby
00:29:55sorry baby i wasn't on my feet
00:30:06sorry baby i wasn't on my feet
00:30:12you viewed my story
00:30:26oh i was only on there for like a minute before i saw that you texted sorry
00:30:30okay
00:30:31well hi beautiful
00:30:33hold on
00:30:35there she is
00:30:43i'm so sleepy i just wanted to call and say goodnight
00:30:48so we're not gonna talk
00:30:49oh i wish but i'm so tired
00:30:51isn't it like 2 a.m there
00:30:54yeah i stayed up one night just to talk to you
00:30:56and i'm live at 6
00:30:58what why did you do that
00:31:00because i can't sleep without talking at first
00:31:02well that's really sweet but just tell me next time so i'm not unknowingly keeping you awake okay
00:31:07so we're not gonna talk
00:31:11no i will
00:31:13remember when we used to stay up all night facetiming what happened to that
00:31:17i think because we've been dating for a couple of months and so we know each other now
00:31:21i just miss you so much
00:31:23i miss you too
00:31:24you know
00:31:28mackenzie i don't think i could live without you
00:31:30oh i love you
00:31:33but you could live without me
00:31:35i didn't say that
00:31:36i mean if i had to i'd find a way but i wouldn't be happy about it
00:31:40promise me you'll never leave me
00:31:41i promise
00:31:42i love you forever
00:31:45mackenzie
00:31:47what what happened
00:31:49can you say it back
00:31:51oh
00:31:52i love you forever
00:31:54the first one being the u.s constitution
00:31:58this is the supreme law of the land
00:32:01the supremacy clause
00:32:02even federal statute can be challenged as being unconstitutional in this legislation
00:32:07for homework tonight i need you to all look at the principal case very carefully
00:32:13that means highlight and take notes pages s51-37
00:32:18do you have any questions
00:32:20hello
00:32:33why didn't you answer my calls
00:32:35i was in class what happened
00:32:37why are you ignoring me
00:32:40i was in class what's going on you're freaking me out
00:32:42why didn't you leave class to answer
00:32:45i i just i didn't want to miss anything
00:32:47god forbid it's hard to believe you couldn't even text me back
00:32:50i was just i was trying to focus what is going on
00:32:53i was trying to reach you for an hour and a half
00:32:55okay well i'm on the phone now please tell me what's happening
00:32:58i just wanted to check in on you
00:33:00you said there was an emergency
00:33:02yeah when i couldn't reach you for an hour and a half
00:33:05i was really worried
00:33:06jesus you scared me
00:33:07what could have happened
00:33:07you know i'm in school
00:33:08i don't know
00:33:09a fucking shooting
00:33:10why are you laughing
00:33:12i was scared
00:33:13you get anxious when a person fucking sneezes
00:33:15okay sorry i was busy
00:33:18you were busy doing what
00:33:21i mean i'm sure they grant you some autonomy during your little class
00:33:24why are you being such a dick
00:33:25wow i was fucking joking
00:33:28what exactly is the joke
00:33:29the joke is i have an extremely high pressure job
00:33:35and i still manage to answer every single one of your calls and texts
00:33:39because you are my priority
00:33:41finn just because i don't answer my phone when i'm busy
00:33:44doesn't mean you're not my priority
00:33:45you're on your phone 24 7
00:33:47and if you actually cared about me
00:33:49you would answer
00:33:51you would find a way to answer a call or a text
00:33:53that's all i'm saying
00:33:54but instead i'm left looking at
00:33:5510 missed phone calls like a fucking idiot
00:33:59because you don't give a shit about me
00:34:02i have to go
00:34:03okay i'll call you when i get home and you've calmed down
00:34:06so they basically say that men will get married to whoever they're with at the time
00:34:26once they're ready to settle down
00:34:27but women wait to find the one they want to settle down with
00:34:30anyone a guy is with when he's ready he'll just marry
00:34:34hi
00:34:34hey
00:34:35ally is really good at making drinks
00:34:39i taught myself last summer so i have something going for me
00:34:42what are you doing here
00:34:43oh uh i mean you weren't answering so i just stopped by to see if you were home
00:34:48and ally said you were probably out getting groceries
00:34:50hey
00:34:53um i'm gonna change will you come with me
00:34:56yeah
00:34:57what are you what are you doing here
00:35:06well we needed to talk and you didn't answer my calls
00:35:09how could you not care enough to even check in and see how i was doing
00:35:13i told you i would call you when i got home and i just got home
00:35:15so
00:35:16when you haven't even tried to make me feel better
00:35:18i don't know what i'm supposed to say
00:35:21i just wanted to call and make sure you were safe
00:35:24and tell you i love you
00:35:26okay i'm safe and i love you too
00:35:28sure
00:35:30doesn't sound like it
00:35:33finn could we maybe just finish this tomorrow
00:35:37it's been a really long day i'm tired
00:35:39you're tired
00:35:39yeah
00:35:40i walked all the way over here and waited for you like a dog
00:35:43so that we wouldn't go to sleep angry at each other
00:35:45do you have no regard for my feelings whatsoever
00:35:48honestly i kind of feel like you don't really have any regard for my feelings
00:35:50or the fact that i didn't invite you over
00:35:52where are you going
00:35:58finn
00:35:59what the fuck are you doing
00:36:03oh my god
00:36:04why would you do that
00:36:05because you don't love me
00:36:07yes i do
00:36:08no you don't
00:36:09finn
00:36:10oh my god
00:36:11what was that
00:36:12ew my roommate's having like disgusting loud sex with her boyfriend
00:36:16stop it
00:36:18what are you doing
00:36:18what are you doing
00:36:20you don't care about me
00:36:32yes i do
00:36:33can we please move on
00:36:34you're not being normal
00:36:35i'm not being normal because i'm trying to express to you the ways in which
00:36:38you are making me unhappy
00:36:40i think that that's pretty normal
00:36:42i make you unhappy
00:36:43yes mackenzie you make me want to kill myself
00:36:45jesus what that is so extreme
00:36:47if i treated you the way that you treat me you'd want to kill yourself too
00:36:51trust me
00:36:51will you please stop saying stuff like that you're scaring me
00:36:54what a monster i am
00:36:56taking you to all these dinners
00:36:58inviting you to all these parties
00:37:00you'd never be invited to in the first place
00:37:02flying new places
00:37:04my entire life revolves around you mackenzie
00:37:08and you don't give a fuck
00:37:10i never asked you for anything
00:37:13yeah well you don't do shit for me
00:37:14i mean seriously name one thing you've done for me
00:37:17i'm not gonna like sit here and list off things that i've done
00:37:20i feel like i'm a loving person
00:37:22because you can't name one
00:37:23because i'm confused
00:37:24i thought we were like amazing
00:37:28of course you feel like that because i treat you really well
00:37:32treat you like gold
00:37:33and you treat me like a pile of shit
00:37:36fuck this i'm walking in traffic
00:37:40ben
00:37:45ben
00:37:48oh my god
00:37:50ben
00:37:51oh my god
00:37:52just let me die
00:37:53oh my god
00:37:54let me die
00:37:55what
00:37:57i can't do anything right
00:38:06oh my god
00:38:07fucking stupid
00:38:08i can't do anything right
00:38:11okay
00:38:12okay we're gonna go over the types of legislation now in the hierarchy
00:38:15from the most to the least majority
00:38:17okay so the first one being the u.s constitution
00:38:21the supreme law of the land
00:38:23the supremacy clause
00:38:24even federal statutes in this legislation
00:38:28can be challenged as being unconstitutional
00:38:30okay number two
00:38:32federal statutes
00:38:34the third one is treaties
00:38:41a diplomatic instrument
00:38:43it's a compact between nations
00:38:45it may have incidental side effects
00:38:48as federal legislation
00:38:50the fourth type of legislation
00:38:52is state constitutions
00:38:54here is more likely to deal with at length
00:38:56in a very specific term
00:38:58subjects like school and police administration
00:39:01lotteries
00:39:02state and municipal budgeting
00:39:05tenure of civil service employees
00:39:08etc
00:39:08the supreme court of the u.s. is not superior in authority
00:39:12to state courts on questions of local state law
00:39:16number five
00:39:18state statutes
00:39:19the effectiveness of a state statutory provision
00:39:22may be challenged in court
00:39:24that it violates some prohibition in the u.s. constitution
00:39:27okay
00:39:30you're so sensitive
00:39:33how else do you expect me to do this
00:39:35slower
00:39:35and quieter
00:39:36maybe
00:39:37okay
00:39:40it's okay
00:39:42now you're just being
00:39:43rude
00:39:44what the fuck
00:39:49oh
00:39:50oh this
00:39:52yeah
00:39:52yeah yeah yeah
00:39:53no i didn't even notice this
00:39:54wildly unnecessary
00:39:55i'm sorry but he is so fucking corny
00:39:57it's a lot of flower water
00:39:59which gets very stinky
00:40:01in two days this will just be stinky flower water
00:40:03okay
00:40:03kens can you do me a favor
00:40:05what's up
00:40:05can you check my close friends and just tell me if it's obvious i'm posting on it for my crush
00:40:09lucas said i look desperate
00:40:10very desperate
00:40:11i've never seen anyone use that feature to pout
00:40:13before
00:40:14are you kidding
00:40:16it doesn't count as a word
00:40:18this is everything that's wrong with our culture
00:40:20literally always been a word
00:40:22babe
00:40:22come on
00:40:23kens
00:40:24what
00:40:25you solving a mystery over there or what's going on
00:40:27no i'm just i'm just messaging finn
00:40:29it's um it's easier on my laptop because then my thumbs don't hurt
00:40:32uh what's going on is everything okay
00:40:35it will be
00:40:36we got into our first fight last night
00:40:37i think that maybe i've been taking him for granted a little bit and
00:40:40he's feeling insecure
00:40:41insecure
00:40:42does he feel insecure because you guys are together all the time and then when you're
00:40:46not together you're also still talking
00:40:48i get it
00:40:49i once got upset at cody because he got up before me on a sunday morning and then never
00:40:53came back in to cuddle
00:40:54i just walked out and he was sitting there on his phone
00:40:57like are you joking
00:40:59if you're not gonna do therapy can you at least look at the tiktok i sent you
00:41:04lit is a word by the way
00:41:06oh
00:41:07yeah
00:41:08yeah
00:41:08i hate myself
00:41:10you should
00:41:10you actually should
00:41:11i have to go
00:41:12well you just got here
00:41:14sorry
00:41:14fuck
00:41:16i mean
00:41:18fuck
00:41:19oh could you get me some allergy meds
00:41:21later's in a word babe
00:41:24did you just lower your own man voice to imitate me
00:41:28i'm really sorry that i made you feel that way i just don't want you to do things that are
00:41:34gonna make you resent me
00:41:36you're making me feel really bad
00:41:38i'm not trying to make you feel bad i just
00:41:40no i know i thought we were gonna forget about last night
00:41:42no we are it's just
00:41:44it's a little hard for me to brush past you saying i make you want to kill yourself
00:41:49i don't know what got into me
00:41:51i think i was trying to sabotage us
00:41:56why
00:41:57because sometimes i think you're too good to be true and i'm scared you're gonna leave me
00:42:02i think you're the first person that's like ever seen me like that
00:42:15really
00:42:16yeah i mean i used to have these panic attacks when i was like ten
00:42:20is that when your mom left
00:42:22it was more my dad
00:42:24he really struggled a lot when my mom left and
00:42:27it sounds stupid
00:42:31sounds really stupid i can't believe i'm telling you this
00:42:34the first panic attack happened after i begged my dad to let me have a sleepover with my friends
00:42:39all the kids in my elementary school class would have them
00:42:42their moms would be there setting it up
00:42:45after begging my dad for a really long time he finally let me have one
00:42:48when they came over i had realized that my dad forgot
00:42:53and there was nothing set up
00:42:56there was no food and the house was dirty
00:42:59we all just sat there and within an hour they all called their moms and asked them to pick them up
00:43:04and so i just i had a panic attack
00:43:08baby
00:43:10that's so sad
00:43:13you know how precious you are to me
00:43:16you don't hate me do you
00:43:19of course not
00:43:21you know this is what love is
00:43:24you see someone through their worst moments
00:43:28can you do me a favor
00:43:30anything
00:43:31can you delete our text messages
00:43:34sure
00:43:36i'm just so embarrassed
00:43:38it's okay don't be
00:43:40you really still love me
00:43:43yes
00:43:44you are the best boyfriend in the whole world
00:43:47i love you forever
00:43:51i love you forever
00:43:53first of all you guys she likes karaoke
00:44:00so like already i'm superior
00:44:02because i have the self-awareness not sing in public
00:44:05sure
00:44:05no offense lucas
00:44:07with second of all
00:44:08second of all is i did some light stalking
00:44:10like she's never written one of her own captions in her entire life it's so obvious
00:44:14see this
00:44:15it's absolutely insane
00:44:18every post has a different personality
00:44:20i mean she's outsourcing
00:44:22like this has a full writer's room
00:44:24mm-hmm
00:44:25oh yes
00:44:26got the res for saturday so
00:44:28for where
00:44:29chai louis
00:44:30oh i knew you were gonna say that
00:44:32i hate when you pretend you're in paris
00:44:33it makes me so nauseous
00:44:35what saturday
00:44:35the reunion
00:44:36oh fuck that's right
00:44:38what reunion
00:44:38some people from our college dining club are in town
00:44:41you're not gonna flake are you
00:44:43no
00:44:43of course not
00:44:44what's dining club
00:44:47you guys do dinners
00:44:49yeah
00:44:50and we talk about things
00:44:51oh
00:44:52what kind of things
00:44:53world events
00:44:55life
00:44:56thoughts
00:44:58religion
00:44:59politics
00:45:00sports
00:45:01sex
00:45:02so dinner
00:45:03yeah
00:45:04that's the most pretentious shit i've ever heard in my life
00:45:07wow
00:45:08wow
00:45:09no
00:45:09it's not
00:45:10it's not pretentious actually
00:45:12it's quite nuanced
00:45:13no it's definitely pretentious
00:45:15thank you
00:45:16it sounds fun
00:45:17sounds fun
00:45:18do you want to come
00:45:20no
00:45:22seriously
00:45:22could he
00:45:23could he come
00:45:25to
00:45:26our college club reunion
00:45:28i don't know if you would enjoy yourself
00:45:30it's gonna be like a lot of dumb reminiscing
00:45:33yeah it's fine
00:45:34it's not that fun
00:45:35it's like
00:45:36i mean
00:45:37i mean
00:45:38it was like really hard to get a table but
00:45:39i'm sure i could ask if we could have one more
00:45:42might only need one chair for the two of you
00:45:44you know
00:45:45you guys
00:45:47it's
00:45:47it's fine
00:45:48seriously
00:45:49you do your thing
00:45:50you sure baby
00:45:51yeah
00:45:51i don't need to be there
00:45:52i really don't
00:45:53aren't you just the sweetest thing in the world
00:45:58you're so sweet
00:46:02what's this
00:46:16what does it look like it's a sleepover
00:46:18actually if i do say so myself
00:46:20it's kind of the perfect sleepover
00:46:22we've got snacks
00:46:24we've got video games
00:46:25we've got
00:46:26oh it's a little off brand
00:46:27but we've got shrooms
00:46:28listen i know
00:46:30i know that sometimes i can like
00:46:32get in my own head
00:46:33and it might seem like
00:46:34i don't appreciate you
00:46:35or i'm not grateful for you
00:46:36but i really am
00:46:37and i think about you all the time
00:46:39and i've already
00:46:40cried twice thinking about you
00:46:41as a little boy
00:46:42that sleepover
00:46:43so
00:46:43you're all i need
00:46:46sorry if i ever made you feel otherwise
00:46:49no i'm sorry
00:46:50it took me this long
00:46:50to do something nice for you
00:46:52you're not gonna get rid of me that easy okay
00:46:57you want to do shrooms
00:47:02yeah
00:47:03i know you didn't know this about me before
00:47:06because i don't like to bring it up like early on
00:47:08i don't like to show off
00:47:09what
00:47:09but i'm the best pikachu in the world
00:47:11oh are you
00:47:11i'm the best in the world
00:47:12like actually i'm the best in the world
00:47:14like they call it edgeguarding
00:47:16i call it hating
00:47:17i am the best
00:47:18i'm actually the best pikachu in the world
00:47:20like you can't beat the grab
00:47:21you can't beat the grab
00:47:22no i really can't actually
00:47:23you can't beat the grab
00:47:23i'm sorry
00:47:23it's like it's
00:47:24it's not fair
00:47:25it's the most underrated dessert right
00:47:27that's fine
00:47:29get a little dick on one
00:47:34get a little dick on one
00:47:36you are so nasty
00:47:40i feel so sick
00:47:46really
00:47:47i feel amazing
00:47:48i really need to brush my teeth but i'm too cozy to move
00:48:07where are you going
00:48:16i don't know
00:48:16where are you going
00:48:17what the fuck
00:48:37anything for my princess
00:48:39i don't know
00:48:48i don't know
00:48:49i don't know
00:48:50i don't know
00:48:51i have to get ready
00:49:11i have to get ready
00:49:13i'm sorry
00:49:14i'm sorry
00:49:14yeah
00:49:17it's time
00:49:18i'm gonna be late for dinner
00:49:27oh for the geniuses who think they invented dinner
00:49:30ah yes
00:49:31of course
00:49:32thank you
00:49:33please
00:49:33my lady
00:49:34i really wish we were spending my last night together
00:49:40i know
00:49:41i know
00:49:41i do too
00:49:42but you'll only be gone for a week
00:49:43and i will be back right after dinner
00:49:46we'll only have an hour
00:49:47we'll have all night baby
00:49:49you're gonna be home at 10
00:49:51and in bed by 11
00:49:52which is fine
00:49:53i just need to manage my expectations
00:49:55i'm sorry
00:49:56i'm sorry
00:49:56you're right
00:49:56i don't know what time i'll be home
00:49:57but it won't be late
00:49:58and we'll have the morning
00:50:01and the rest of our lives
00:50:02fine
00:50:04i wish i could stay home with you
00:50:09i don't really see them a lot
00:50:10and embarrassingly enough
00:50:11they were like the only thing that got me through school
00:50:13so
00:50:13you didn't like college?
00:50:14not really
00:50:15it was kind of a difficult time for me
00:50:16why?
00:50:17i had this professor
00:50:18he would ask me to come to his office all the time
00:50:21and then he started pouring me drinks there
00:50:23and
00:50:23i mean it was very cliche
00:50:26in a lot of ways
00:50:27but i just
00:50:27i never really thought he would try anything
00:50:29i really looked up to him
00:50:31and
00:50:31but he did
00:50:32he did try to kiss me one day
00:50:34and then i
00:50:35rejected him
00:50:36and
00:50:36i didn't feel unsafe
00:50:38you know
00:50:39but um
00:50:40he just
00:50:40he got really hostile with me in class after that
00:50:44so i went
00:50:44and i told the counselor
00:50:46like you're supposed to do on campus
00:50:47and
00:50:47before i knew it he was fired
00:50:49and
00:50:49somehow everyone knew it was because of me
00:50:51what a piece of shit
00:50:52yeah
00:50:54it was just
00:50:54i don't know
00:50:55it was shitty
00:50:56all the students really loved him
00:50:58and
00:50:59felt like it was all my fault
00:51:00i'm so sorry
00:51:01it's okay
00:51:02you're so sweet
00:51:04no
00:51:05listen i'm just gonna go for the minimum amount of time
00:51:08and then i will run back
00:51:09to cuddle
00:51:10okay
00:51:11okay
00:51:11wait
00:51:12just wait one more thing
00:51:13i have to tell you one more thing
00:51:15i love you forever
00:51:16animals sleep on the ground because they don't have another option
00:51:20we want a comfortable place but we just assume they don't
00:51:23it's preposterous
00:51:24there should be animal beds every few miles
00:51:27actually humans are supposed to sleep on the floor
00:51:29you can just put a mattress out in the woods it'll rot
00:51:32i think an animal is more likely to choke on a mattress spring rather than sleep on a mattress
00:51:36yes
00:51:38that will do
00:51:39no
00:51:39ali you would test the elements
00:51:41if you if anyone actually cared about animals they'd figure this out
00:51:44but no of course not
00:51:46we have our top minds creating ai code that turns a photo of you into a renaissance painting
00:51:51mine wasn't even good
00:51:54i think it's very sweet that you want to make beds for deer
00:51:56yeah because everything's perfect there's no more sexism racism genocide
00:52:00all unhoused people are taken care of
00:52:02and the last thing to figure out is a comfortable night's sleep for a raccoon
00:52:06um you can't smoke here
00:52:08oh i know what's just for the aesthetic
00:52:10cigarettes are disgusting
00:52:12but it's very french
00:52:14owen's playing senpaku to them
00:52:16so senpaku is when you have you see the whites of your eyes below
00:52:19i feel like the hot is getting cold
00:52:21i have that
00:52:22i don't have senpaku on
00:52:23i do have a mild case
00:52:25you can't really see right now
00:52:26but when in the difficulty
00:52:27hey hey no phones
00:52:28no the rules
00:52:29sorry sorry
00:52:29just like now that i'm 26 i can't like cry and have it feel like
00:52:33oh you know a young woman is fine
00:52:34it's like tried out
00:52:36so i brought julie
00:52:38to my you know my little thing that i do every week
00:52:41she didn't speak
00:52:41she didn't matter a word
00:52:42i was like why would i bring you here
00:52:44you're a dead corpse
00:52:45i'd rather not have friends
00:52:47i'd rather act like i didn't have friends
00:52:48silent but sweet
00:52:50like silent but sweet
00:52:50but like instead i bring julie
00:52:53you get it
00:52:54of course
00:52:54i think it's just like i just think it's so obvious
00:52:56like okay
00:52:58so then you have something like
00:53:00okay
00:53:00ben what is going on
00:53:03i should be asking you that
00:53:05asking me what i'm at dinner and i look up to see your friend spying on me
00:53:08harrison's not spying on you
00:53:10he texted me a photo about running into you there
00:53:13okay well then why wouldn't he just come up and say hi to me like a normal person
00:53:16because he's shy
00:53:18and plus
00:53:19if you weren't doing anything wrong then what's wrong with him taking a photo of you
00:53:23i really should not have to explain why that's bothersome
00:53:25is lucas there
00:53:28why are you asking me that like you didn't just see a photo of us at the same table
00:53:32well you're sitting awfully close to him don't you think
00:53:34you mean next to him
00:53:35yeah
00:53:36yeah finn i'm sitting next to my friend at a dinner table
00:53:39this is crazy
00:53:40don't call me crazy
00:53:41don't even insinuate that i'm crazy
00:53:44because you have no idea what goes on in my head
00:53:47okay
00:53:47okay i'm sorry okay i'm sorry
00:53:51i just find it disrespectful that's all
00:53:53you find what disrespectful
00:53:54that you're so close to a guy who's obviously in love with you
00:53:58lucas is not in love with me
00:54:01i see things that you don't
00:54:02okay
00:54:03imagine how you would feel if i left you alone to go to dinner with some girl you knew was in love with you
00:54:09yeah that would be really shitty but that's not what's happening
00:54:11the only women that have my number are women that i work with
00:54:15because i changed it when we met
00:54:17so that you would never feel uncomfortable
00:54:19like what have you done for me
00:54:22what
00:54:23i mean you don't even post me anymore
00:54:25i barely post
00:54:27and i planned a whole night for you like two days ago
00:54:31oh
00:54:31the sleepover mackenzie
00:54:35that is embarrassing i'm an adult
00:54:37okay well i'm sorry i'm a normal person and not like a producer on the bachelor
00:54:41i can't i have to go
00:54:45okay i have to go
00:54:47are you seriously gonna hang up
00:54:48i'm not hanging up i'm telling you that i'm leaving
00:54:51there's a difference okay
00:54:52go have fun i'll be sitting here doing nothing like always
00:54:57yeah rest assured it will be nearly impossible for me to have fun after this conversation
00:55:00why are you being so mean to me i don't get it i'm so nice to you you should be treating me like a king you know how many women would want to date me any other guy would be texting girls and probably cheating on you on you especially what is that supposed to mean
00:55:18mackenzie
00:55:19mackenzie we never have sex
00:55:20we have sex since when is this an issue
00:55:22my friends think it's so fucked up the way that you treat me i mean their girlfriends have sex with them every day
00:55:30they said that
00:55:32i think you've given me head like twice
00:55:34i hate this so much
00:55:35i hate this so much why are you doing this right now
00:55:36well because it's a problem
00:55:38we can have sex more
00:55:39okay we'll have sex more
00:55:41what do you want me to do about this right now
00:55:42all i want you to know is that i'm not happy or satisfied
00:55:45well i'll fucking blow you when i get home
00:55:47okay are you happy now
00:55:49i hate my life jesus
00:55:52script of a true west
00:55:54well i rewrote it
00:55:55i had rewritten it
00:55:57and i just thought that we could like put on a production
00:55:59in the apartment
00:56:00it was good
00:56:01can you pass
00:56:02i just like to interrupt
00:56:04is one of you mackenzie
00:56:05yeah
00:56:06your boyfriend's on the phone
00:56:08oh my god
00:56:11i'm i'm so sorry
00:56:12i'll call him back from my phone
00:56:14sorry about that
00:56:16what is that
00:56:17he's locked out of his apartment
00:56:19what the fuck is wrong with you
00:56:31it's not a big deal
00:56:32calm down
00:56:32no i have to go
00:56:33this is so twisted
00:56:35i just wanted to talk
00:56:36stop freaking out
00:56:38you're the one who's freaking out
00:56:39relax
00:56:40breathe
00:56:41it's okay
00:56:42what
00:56:43do
00:56:44you
00:56:45want
00:56:46i want to know if you still want
00:56:47to be with me
00:56:48yes
00:56:49i do
00:56:50just stop
00:56:51please stop
00:56:52what's taking so long
00:56:53when are you going to be home
00:56:5420 minutes
00:56:56okay i'll see you in 20 minutes
00:56:58i'm turning off my phone
00:56:59we don't get along right now
00:57:01hey
00:57:07you okay
00:57:08oh yeah
00:57:09i don't get along right now
00:57:44Hong Kong.
00:58:04What do you think?
00:58:09I don't know.
00:58:12What's wrong?
00:58:14What? Nothing.
00:58:16Everything's fine.
00:58:18How is it fine?
00:58:19Because it is.
00:58:21You don't think that you'd be better off without me?
00:58:24No.
00:58:25Because I have problems.
00:58:26No, I don't think that.
00:58:29And then all I do is cause you trouble.
00:58:31It's not true.
00:58:32And I'm sorry if me hanging out with Lucas upsets you.
00:58:35I can understand that, but you can't just be breaking shit.
00:58:39It's my shit.
00:58:41I paid for it.
00:58:45Besides, what the fuck you care anyway?
00:58:49Look, maybe I should move my week around so I can stay longer.
00:58:54No, no, I have so much work to do.
00:58:57Honestly, it would just be you waiting around again.
00:58:59I don't want to leave when we're on these terms with each other.
00:59:03Everything's fine.
00:59:04Seriously, nothing's changed.
00:59:05You should go on your trip.
00:59:06We're good.
00:59:06I promise.
00:59:09Well, now it feels like you're trying to get rid of me.
00:59:12What?
00:59:13No.
00:59:14I'm not.
00:59:17Something's up.
00:59:18You're just being paranoid.
00:59:19And I'm going to get a new number today.
00:59:23You don't have to do that.
00:59:24I want to because I just want to make you feel as secure as you make me feel.
00:59:29You promise you don't look at me differently?
00:59:31I promise.
00:59:33I hate being away from you.
00:59:34All I do is think about you.
00:59:36I'm so lucky.
00:59:38Nobody has what we have.
00:59:39It's so special.
00:59:41It's so real.
00:59:43So real.
00:59:44So real.
00:59:45You don't.
00:59:52It's so real.
00:59:52You don't.
00:59:52I don't know.
00:59:53Oh, my God.
01:00:23Hi, baby. Sorry, my phone was in the other room. What's up?
01:00:46Hi, Angel. Just wanted to say I miss you already.
01:00:48Oh, I miss you too. I was just about to hop in the shower. Can I give you a call a little later?
01:00:52Yeah, I love you. I love you more.
01:01:22You know, I probably should inspect you for ticks.
01:01:31Oh, is that so?
01:01:32Yeah, we're kind of reckless out there.
01:01:34Yeah?
01:01:34It takes time.
01:02:04Fuck, that's fucking good.
01:02:18Kenz, our little city hall staffer.
01:02:21Wow, are you going to wear a pantsuit on your first day?
01:02:23What do you think?
01:02:24Yeah, I haven't thought that far ahead.
01:02:26I am excited, though.
01:02:27You totally deserve this.
01:02:29I mean, not really.
01:02:30I'm talking about our little staff.
01:02:32In fact, you've been working your ass off.
01:02:34Every law student in, like, a 300-mile radius applied for this job.
01:02:37I'm just the only one whose boyfriend knows a council person.
01:02:40But it is my dream, so I'm just trying to go with it.
01:02:44How is the boyfriend?
01:02:46He's good. He's really good.
01:02:48Even today?
01:02:51What's that supposed to mean?
01:02:53You know, just because he has a tendency of ruining special or important days, like, even Christmas.
01:03:02I mean, if it was bad all the time, obviously I wouldn't put up with it, but we've been really good.
01:03:08We have.
01:03:09You guys don't see the other sides of him that I do, you know?
01:03:13And it's not like I'm the easiest person to be in a relationship with, either.
01:03:16He makes a lot of sacrifices to be with me.
01:03:18Like what?
01:03:19Maybe you like how much he needs you.
01:03:23Maybe it makes you feel special.
01:03:26Maybe you don't know what it's like to be in a real relationship.
01:03:30Actually, I'm dating someone who's really nice and doesn't even have social media.
01:03:34Which you'd know, obviously, if you weren't so consumed by your real relationship.
01:03:39That's really great, Allie. Who is it?
01:03:41Let's just say he's basically Ponyboy.
01:03:44Ponyboy's 13.
01:03:4513.
01:03:46Not anymore.
01:03:48I swear to God, I once had him light a cigarette with no hands and no fire.
01:03:53You swear to God on that?
01:03:56Lucas is dating someone, too.
01:03:57You are?
01:03:58Try not to jinx it, because I'm not going to talk about it.
01:04:04If you don't have your phone, Finn just texted me.
01:04:07Oh, I just probably don't have service. Sorry.
01:04:09He's texting me, too.
01:04:10Oh.
01:04:10Oh.
01:04:15Wow.
01:04:17With all the tech.
01:04:20I'd like to have it with me, just in case.
01:04:22Just in the case of what?
01:04:23What do you think?
01:04:26Oh, iCloud.
01:04:28I'm so scared of iCloud. It's the scariest thing in the entire world.
01:04:32Like, do you know how much shit I've talked?
01:04:33No, no, no. Do not let my anxiety give you anxiety.
01:04:36Fuck. Do you think I'm a horrible person now, because I just took your anxiety?
01:04:39You, like, shared an anxiety, and I was like, no, me. I'm anxious, too.
01:04:43No, it will just give me more anxiety if I made you think you should have anxiety.
01:04:47If all your devices are with you, do you think you're just, like, multiplying the chances of your devices overhearing you?
01:04:52Like, wouldn't that give you more anxiety?
01:04:53I think for me, that would give me more anxiety.
01:04:55I, I thought, I thought you would want to celebrate the job with me.
01:05:01And for you to go out with them, it just feels like betrayal.
01:05:06I'm hurt.
01:05:08It just makes me mad.
01:05:10They're not good friends to you.
01:05:11The only reason why they keep you around is because you're the only person nice enough to tolerate them.
01:05:15If my friends didn't like you, I wouldn't be able to be friends with them.
01:05:19All I do is nice things. I'm, like, the nicest guy ever.
01:05:22You know, I've been talking to my therapist. She says, you not telling me these things really triggers my abandonment issues.
01:05:28She says, the way that you treat me is fucked up.
01:05:31She says you're a bad girlfriend.
01:05:32It's, like, an inappropriate thing for a therapist to say.
01:05:35Mackenzie, she has a degree.
01:05:37Would you rather me ask my two jobless loser friends what they think of our relationship?
01:05:42I forgot I can't be honest about how I'm feeling, because if I have any feelings, I'm scary.
01:05:47I'm the one whose girlfriend is dressed like a whore.
01:05:49If you want Lucas to fuck you so bad, maybe you should leave a little bit more up to his imagination.
01:05:52Sorry, I want to cry, because everyone hates me for no reason, and my life sucks!
01:05:58I can't do this anymore, Finn. I can't.
01:06:00Oh, God. What?
01:06:03What are you talking about, Mackenzie? We're just talking.
01:06:05No, we're not just talking!
01:06:06Just break up with me, Mackenzie.
01:06:08If I'm so fucking horrible, break up with me.
01:06:10Why are you crying?
01:06:13Nothing bad has ever happened to you in your entire life, has it?
01:06:15It's always something. I just, I can't...
01:06:18I can't do anything right. I can't.
01:06:20I love you. I really, really love you.
01:06:22But I'm never going to be able to make you happy.
01:06:26What?
01:06:29I bet you led your professor on.
01:06:32Just like you led me on.
01:06:33And now you're ruining my life like you ruined his.
01:06:40You fucking hit me in the face!
01:06:42I know. I don't know why.
01:06:43I would never hit you in a million years!
01:06:44I don't know what came over me. I think I was just trying something new.
01:06:46You're trying something new?
01:06:48Get the fuck away from me!
01:06:50Baby, you hit me in the face.
01:06:52I know. I'm sorry.
01:06:52Oh, my God.
01:06:56I'm sorry.
01:07:03I'm sorry.
01:07:33Wow. Look who it is.
01:07:38Hey.
01:07:40Finals?
01:07:41Yeah. I'm fucked.
01:07:44Are you the kind of person that does what they need to pass or overwork?
01:07:47Say you're fucked and then get an A.
01:07:49I oscillate between the two.
01:07:52You'll be fine.
01:07:54Where you been? You've been ghosting me pretty hard.
01:07:58I got a new number.
01:08:00Too many crazy stalkers?
01:08:01What is it?
01:08:04What?
01:08:05Your number.
01:08:14Here you go.
01:08:16It was nice to see you.
01:08:17Yeah, you too.
01:08:18Text message from Finn.
01:08:43Heart emoji, best boyfriend in the world.
01:08:46What's with the high?
01:08:47Please don't mess with my head today.
01:08:50Would you like to reply?
01:08:57Message from Finn.
01:08:59Heart emoji, best boyfriend in the world.
01:09:01Why even text if you're not going to respond?
01:09:04Would you like to reply?
01:09:05I'm sorry, exclamation point.
01:09:11I meant it like a sweet high, exclamation point, exclamation point.
01:09:14Send.
01:09:16Text message from Finn.
01:09:18Heart emoji, best boyfriend in the world.
01:09:21Kay.
01:09:21Sorry, I was distracted in the library.
01:09:38How are you feeling, baby?
01:09:39You good?
01:09:41Yeah, why?
01:09:43You sound weird.
01:09:45How can I sound weird?
01:09:46I haven't even said anything yet.
01:09:47I can't say anything right.
01:09:49Please don't start something.
01:09:52I'm too sad.
01:09:53No, no, I wasn't.
01:09:54I wasn't starting something.
01:09:55I'm sorry.
01:09:55I thought you were trying to start something.
01:09:57Let's start over.
01:09:58What are you up to today?
01:10:01I don't know.
01:10:02I thought you were going to fly out and surprise me.
01:10:04Why would you think that?
01:10:05I don't know.
01:10:06I feel like if it was reversed and I saw how upset I made you,
01:10:09I probably would have gotten on the next flight to prove I'm there for you.
01:10:11I'm not the one making you feel this way.
01:10:14I love you, and I'm doing everything I can to prove it to you.
01:10:16You just need to trust me.
01:10:18Well, that's pretty pathetic.
01:10:19If that's everything.
01:10:22Best way to prove it is to be here with me.
01:10:26Sorry, I just got your text.
01:10:29Totally get it, obviously.
01:10:31Just wish you could be there, but I'll see you when you're back.
01:10:33Love you.
01:10:34We love you.
01:10:36We love you.
01:10:37Happy, happy birthday.
01:10:39Happy birthday.
01:10:40Cheers.
01:10:40Cheers.
01:10:40Cheers.
01:10:41Cheers.
01:10:41Cheers.
01:10:49You ever heard of it?
01:11:00No.
01:11:01Okay.
01:11:01I'm going to give you the food special.
01:11:03Thank you so much.
01:11:04I'm going to get it all deep in your locks.
01:11:06Oh, wow.
01:11:07Yeah.
01:11:07Yeah, you're good at that.
01:11:08It's good.
01:11:09Is it all on my face?
01:11:10It's everywhere.
01:11:11Oh, good.
01:11:12Yeah.
01:11:12Hey, um...
01:11:14I didn't force me to come out of here, did I?
01:11:17No.
01:11:19Fuck, I did, didn't I?
01:11:21No, come on.
01:11:21I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be.
01:11:23You front me?
01:11:24I'm front.
01:11:25You think you front me?
01:11:27I think you have.
01:11:27You know you were born with me, right?
01:11:30No.
01:11:31You know I'm doing handing for you?
01:11:37All right, see you.
01:11:38I think I'm...
01:11:38Hey, uh, can I borrow your phone?
01:11:50My service is whack.
01:11:53Yeah, sure.
01:11:57You scared me.
01:12:08They didn't answer.
01:12:09Oh.
01:12:11Okay.
01:12:12Okay.
01:12:42Mack? Mackenzie! Wake up!
01:13:05Oh my god, what the f- what happened? What time is it?
01:13:09Who's Lindsay? What? Don't play dumb with me, I've had enough of that. Who is...
01:13:19Lindsay? She's... she's just a girl from my study group.
01:13:24Uh-huh. What's a girl doing from your study group texting you? What are you up to at two
01:13:38in the morning? I don't know, she's a strange person.
01:13:48Oh, yeah. Well, I called Lindsay. Are you gonna be honest with me now? Yeah.
01:14:00I ran into him at the library and he just wanted the new number and I didn't know how to say no so I gave it to him
01:14:10and I was afraid that you would freak out about it so I just saved it as Lindsay and I was seeing him before we even met
01:14:17but I wasn't gonna text him back. I never was gonna text him back and I know, I know it sounds bad but I...
01:14:23Shh!
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:27You're a liar! I tell you when a girl even fucking looks at me!
01:14:32Steve Jobs' hot daughter DM'd me on Instagram and I blocked her!
01:14:36I'm the most fucking honest guy ever! Fuck!
01:14:40You saved this number as a girl! What the fuck am I supposed to think?!
01:14:46I mean, I would never in a million years do this to you, ever!
01:14:50I know, you're right, you wouldn't. You wouldn't.
01:14:55I mean, you must have flirted with him otherwise he wouldn't have texted you.
01:14:58I swear I would never do anything to hurt you, I swear.
01:15:04I can't believe you called him.
01:15:06I didn't call him!
01:15:08I didn't fucking call him.
01:15:12But it's good to know what I have to do to get some fucking honesty around here.
01:15:19You fucking lied to me when you didn't tell me you ran into him at the library.
01:15:24You lied to me when you saved his number as Lindsay.
01:15:28And then you fucking lied to my face twice when I asked you about it just now.
01:15:34I'm sorry, please.
01:15:35Oh, God.
01:15:36No, I'm sorry, please.
01:15:38You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, okay?
01:15:40And I just made a stupid mistake, that's all, okay?
01:15:43You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, please forgive me.
01:15:48I can't do it.
01:15:51I can't do it.
01:15:53Finn.
01:15:55Hey.
01:15:56What are you...
01:16:03What are you doing?
01:16:05Please stop it, please.
01:16:07I know what I'm doing.
01:16:09What a moron I am.
01:16:24I can't believe I wasted all this time on such a bitch.
01:16:30What are you doing?
01:16:44Don't come any closer to me.
01:16:46Please stop, it's not funny, please.
01:16:49I don't think it's funny.
01:16:51I wrote a suicide note on my phone.
01:17:07Everyone's gonna know this is your fault.
01:17:09Please, I'll do anything, I'll do anything.
01:17:11Please just come inside.
01:17:13I'm alive.
01:17:16Finn, stop.
01:17:19It's too late.
01:17:21Please get down.
01:17:23Just the sound of your voice, if you want to do it.
01:17:28Don't answer that.
01:17:29Don't fucking answer that.
01:17:31Don't answer that.
01:17:33Don't answer that.
01:17:54Hey, how's it going?
01:17:58Are you okay?
01:17:58We've been receiving complaints about your room.
01:18:04Oh, did I make too much noise?
01:18:06I'm so sorry.
01:18:08I did break a couple things.
01:18:10Of course, pay for everything.
01:18:12Actually, um, I'm really appreciative of what you guys do.
01:18:17Uh, so if there's any...
01:18:19Is this against hotel policy?
01:18:21I, I'm just...
01:18:22I'll be right back.
01:18:23Okay.
01:18:24Um, for you, if you want it.
01:18:28I have to go.
01:18:41I love you so much.
01:18:42Please let me go.
01:18:45Yeah.
01:18:47Door's open.
01:18:58I can buy myself flowers.
01:19:13Write my name in the sand.
01:19:17Talk to myself for hours.
01:19:21Say things you don't understand.
01:19:25I can take myself dancing.
01:19:32Well, look who's here.
01:19:34Thank God.
01:19:36Ice cream.
01:19:37What are we doing?
01:19:39So good.
01:19:40I'm vegan this week.
01:19:42I'm paleo.
01:19:43I'm Anna.
01:19:45It's for the vibes.
01:19:46Like, breakup vibes.
01:19:47Yeah.
01:19:48Ice cream.
01:19:49Yes.
01:19:49No, I don't want to break up.
01:19:52He was the best boyfriend ever.
01:19:54And I'm just a cold person who doesn't know how to love anyone.
01:19:56Um.
01:19:58You are not cold.
01:20:00You are definitely not cold.
01:20:01You're warm and cozy like this blanket.
01:20:03And you're all bundled, bundled up and...
01:20:05If I didn't do things that hurt him, everything would be fine.
01:20:08Oh, God.
01:20:09Everything hurt him.
01:20:11Literally everything hurt him.
01:20:12What if he jumped?
01:20:13He didn't jump.
01:20:14He's gonna be on the news tonight just like he always is, okay?
01:20:20I lied.
01:20:21I gave another guy my number and then I lied about it.
01:20:24I'd be really upset if he did that, but he would never do that.
01:20:27Ellie?
01:20:28Yeah.
01:20:29Why is there a phone in the freezer?
01:20:32Yeah, it's my old phone.
01:20:33I'm scared of people listening in.
01:20:34You think the feds give a fuck whether or not you're a soft summer or a true autumn?
01:20:40I'm a dark winter.
01:20:41No one's ever gonna love me that much ever again.
01:20:44Let's focus on the positive here, okay? Shall we?
01:20:46Let's refocus.
01:20:48Yeah.
01:20:48First.
01:20:56You're about to get so freaking hot from this breakup, okay?
01:20:59Like the worse the breakup, the hotter you get.
01:21:01Everyone knows that.
01:21:02Everybody knows it.
01:21:03And you already look good.
01:21:04It's like very...
01:21:07Indie sleaze.
01:21:08I'm grotesque.
01:21:10Thank you, period.
01:21:11Don't.
01:21:12Sorry.
01:21:12I regret it.
01:21:14I fucked up.
01:21:15I really fucked up.
01:21:17No, you...
01:21:18No.
01:21:19You didn't fuck up.
01:21:19I'm a hypocrite.
01:21:20All he ever wanted was reassurance.
01:21:22And the only reason I didn't need that from him was because he constantly gave it.
01:21:26Nope.
01:21:27I miss him.
01:21:28I need him.
01:21:30No, I'm running out of ways to say no here.
01:21:32He was so hot.
01:21:37He...
01:21:37He was hot.
01:21:38He was hot.
01:21:39He was hot.
01:21:40I love him, didn't do the same reason.
01:21:41I favor, forget to be here, Mark.
01:21:42And one day, I think he really believed to be what he wanted to say because of this.
01:21:43The next day, his legacy stayed lovely.
01:21:45He wasidades is crazy for him.
01:21:46I kept coming here.
01:21:46He was so hot.
01:21:47He's making a fuck up for $7.
01:21:48And I thought...
01:21:49I love that this guy went to the end of his family in the day.
01:21:49And he wanted to help himself.
01:21:50He would have to order home.
01:21:51Perhaps I would have to deliver this to him.
01:21:52He's been 멋об swords hockey.
01:21:53He's been a fulg χr lump.
01:21:54And he asked him to Damascusל仔 K.
01:21:55The next day, a week we'd have never got security.
01:21:57Oh, um...
01:22:27I was just motioning for you to pass my vape.
01:22:30It's on your side of the bed.
01:22:39Thanks.
01:22:39Um, that's mine.
01:22:57Oh, my God.
01:23:19Bye-bye.
01:23:49We're sorry. You have reached a number that has been disconnected or...
01:24:19I love you, Jenny.
01:24:28What the fuck?!
01:24:29We've been on the phone all night long
01:24:35I'm singing you the words to your favorite song
01:24:43You wouldn't do the same for me
01:24:49If I called you up at three
01:24:53You'd probably see my number and just let it ring
01:25:01Fuck that
01:25:09Fuck that
01:25:11Fuck that
01:25:18You'd get the bills you told me
01:25:20No, this is not a joke
01:25:22I'm not playing nice
01:25:26You'd call me once, call me twice
01:25:28But I'm a third time
01:25:30I changed my number, changed my life
01:25:33Now I'm sleeping all day, baby
01:25:37Cause I stayed up the whole night
01:25:41You won't call in too much lately
01:25:45Next time you hit my line, say
01:25:49Fuck that
01:25:57Fuck that
01:25:59Fuck that
01:26:01Fuck that
01:26:04Fuck that
01:26:06I'm a third time
01:26:09I'm a third time
01:26:10I'm a third time
01:26:11You won't call in too much lately
01:26:13You better come into my soul
01:26:17Next time you hit my line
01:26:23I'll say fuck that
01:26:31I'll say fuck that
01:26:43I'll say fuck that
01:27:13I'll say fuck that
01:27:43I'll say fuck that
01:28:13I'll say fuck that
01:28:43I'll say fuck that
01:29:13I'll say fuck that
01:29:25I'll say fuck that
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