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Corporate executive Megan takes charge of her younger sister's chaotic life by forming a board of directors. This leads to an unexpected romance with a psychology professor who helps her reveal a softer side. Discover this heartwarming film about family, personal growth, and finding love in unexpected places.

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00:00:00the reporter from fortune magazine will be here at nine your lunch is confirmed and it's randall
00:00:26cole's birthday any genius gift ideas let me think um he is the chairman of my board show
00:00:32my floor seats
00:00:36housemates is anybody up i lost my keys at the club
00:00:47back of a police car a free ride to the next bar we're taking it too far
00:00:56we took it too far
00:00:58and please no more parking tickets the fines they're gonna affect your credit score yeah i got it
00:01:06and no sampling the merchandise i'm not kidding all right frank
00:01:15morning
00:01:25love it love it lose it never admit you had it
00:01:30reporters ready right over there down the hatch
00:01:34i'm pretty sure that you got it
00:01:36thank you
00:01:37frank one fire i'm fresh
00:01:48enjoy
00:01:50enjoy
00:01:51good looks like you're already set up with some kombucha
00:01:54curtis's mom home makes it
00:01:55everyone loves beverly's booch
00:01:57shall we
00:01:58be scheduled
00:02:08isn't just a calendar app it's a lifestyle tool that keeps you on time and on schedule like the cool kids say
00:02:14fomo no mo
00:02:16employees get a carbon offset workspace flex scheduling and our mother's room is available to anyone who needs a time out mother or not sounds like everything's going as scheduled here at the schedule
00:02:26i see what you did there yep so no truth to the rumors the board is ousting you and replacing you with sadie full
00:02:33what
00:02:34absolutely not do it you're firing me from the company that i founded and replacing me with randall's daughter and no one here has a problem with this
00:02:46subscriptions are down you've had three bad quarters in a row sadie resuscitated glamour shack with with her friendship bracelet initiative her being my daughter isn't the point she has big fresh ideas
00:03:01you blocked me from my proposals to update the web interface design i am over here trying to revitalize this brand and you have blocked me at every turn it is the job of a board to support its founder's vision and you set me up to fail
00:03:15we have a fiduciary responsibility to our shareholders and we've lost confidence in you as chairman i have to make tough decisions getting the stock price back up is our primary concern
00:03:28every stock has a down day randall the board has the voting power to remove you it was unanimous
00:03:39even you marjorie the first female fist through the glass ceiling where is the sisterhood marjorie
00:03:46your exit compensation package
00:03:49for now
00:03:50no no
00:03:51mm-mm
00:03:52mm-mm
00:03:53i can't um
00:03:54it's fine
00:03:55oh megs
00:03:57no crying in baseball
00:04:00actually randall there is no crying in basketball
00:04:08so no longer validate our gig so fair
00:04:14oh in the hotel sadie we are not friends
00:04:18i'm busting out like dynamite you ain't ready for that
00:04:21hold on age out of what
00:04:24girl i just sent you randall's press release about sadie be strong
00:04:33it's sad megan more is an icon but it's time she steps aside to let a new generation revive the brand
00:04:39i'm only eight years older than sadie we're both millennials
00:04:43randall's working overtime to trash you says you've lost your touch
00:04:47yuki
00:04:48what am i supposed to do
00:04:50i'm the best executive recruiter around
00:04:52normally i could find some money bags backer for a new venture but
00:04:55you're radioactive
00:04:56you need to lie low
00:04:57let this blow over
00:04:58but all i do is work
00:05:00i mean who am i even if i'm not running a company
00:05:03self-care
00:05:04reconnect with old friends
00:05:05meditate
00:05:06volunteer
00:05:07people actually do those things
00:05:08no idea
00:05:09saw it on tiktok
00:05:10greg
00:05:14greg
00:05:15greg hi
00:05:16megan moore
00:05:21yeah
00:05:22yeah yeah yeah long time no talk
00:05:24uh-huh
00:05:29oh wow
00:05:31oh three kids
00:05:33wow
00:05:34greg you're
00:05:35you're breaking up a little bit
00:05:36a lot has happened to my sophomore year roommate
00:05:47every guy i ever date move on already
00:05:50hello and welcome i'm christine and i invite you to make yourself comfortable
00:06:01oh there's no way it's only been one minute
00:06:05take a moment to pause
00:06:07bubble hopping is as simple as getting out of your own bubble getting to know someone else from a different bubble
00:06:12broaden your horizons see things from another person's point of view experience their day to day
00:06:18get out of your own boring rut
00:06:19get out of your own boring rut
00:06:28nice lady at the rescues
00:06:31you all just need a good walk
00:06:32easy peasy right
00:06:35hardest
00:06:36help
00:06:37help me 9-1-1
00:06:39thank you for rounding up the dogs
00:06:41sure i didn't know you cooked
00:06:43oh i don't
00:06:44i think these spices came with the house
00:06:46do you think that we organize them alphabetically or by flavor profile
00:06:53you need a real project
00:06:56like something you can sink your claws into
00:06:59and shred to pieces and eat the beating heart out of
00:07:02you know be yourself
00:07:03yes i know
00:07:04but what
00:07:06no no it's my mom
00:07:08nope
00:07:09you have a mom
00:07:10you have a mom
00:07:11yes i work very hard to keep lois out of my flight path
00:07:15lois
00:07:16years together i never knew this
00:07:18yes well if you ever met her or my sister you would understand why
00:07:22you have a sister
00:07:24yep
00:07:26i'm dizzy
00:07:27next you're gonna tell me you have a dad
00:07:29oh no i don't
00:07:30he died when i was 13
00:07:31thank god
00:07:33his passing kind of ruined my childhood
00:07:34sorry
00:07:35sorry no uh
00:07:36i meant more like
00:07:37just
00:07:38how much of your real life have you kept hidden from me
00:07:41well let's see
00:07:42uh
00:07:43izzy
00:07:44sister was a toddler
00:07:45when our
00:07:46dad died
00:07:47my mom remarried
00:07:48and uh
00:07:49ken's the only father figure who she's ever really known
00:07:52ken?
00:07:53mm-hmm
00:07:54and they've been bothering me to come over for dinner ever since i got five
00:07:57hi
00:07:58i can't do it
00:08:00ooh
00:08:01uh it's beverly's tricky taco night
00:08:03can i leave early?
00:08:04yes
00:08:05of course
00:08:06jealous you're so close with your mom
00:08:08go
00:08:09it's your mom
00:08:10bring her the spices
00:08:20sorry we already gave it the office
00:08:21oh that's good
00:08:22here we go
00:08:24kidding
00:08:26fun
00:08:27come on in
00:08:28hug
00:08:29hello
00:08:30oh
00:08:31oh
00:08:32you know i thought you'd look more depressed
00:08:34jeez i'm disappointed
00:08:35well it's okay to show feelings
00:08:37have you been journaling?
00:08:38mourning gratitude?
00:08:39are these the questions i have to answer before i cross the troll bridge?
00:08:43mom
00:08:44megan's here
00:08:48oh
00:08:49a cypressorize
00:08:51the meg
00:08:53dad that's not the compliment you think it is anymore
00:08:55sherry good to see you can i brought you some spices
00:08:58oh
00:09:00smells so good
00:09:02oh
00:09:03it's friday
00:09:04i'm making the ladies
00:09:06grown up sherry temples
00:09:07oh
00:09:08on the rock
00:09:09wonderful
00:09:11i could show lollipop goes down smooth thank you ken
00:09:13the bartender's on duty all night
00:09:16that sounds like my first born child but it couldn't be because that would require she visit me ever
00:09:23feed off the sofa it is
00:09:25oh
00:09:26poor poor baby
00:09:28it's fine
00:09:30you know i just thought you might look a little more depressed
00:09:34thanks mom
00:09:35how are you how have you been
00:09:36oh well i barely survived last week
00:09:38what happened?
00:09:39my sciatica flared
00:09:40but izzy was my nursemaid and we ordered an ice cream and watched some cozy mysteries
00:09:47harrowing tale so glad you survived
00:09:49oh goody oh
00:09:50the man's finished fixing izzy's car kenny can you come pay him
00:09:54yes yes here i come
00:09:56and there you go
00:09:58oh
00:10:00now that you have a new window and i put you on my phone plan i just feel so much better knowing your safe is
00:10:07thank you mom love you
00:10:08okay you pay for izzy's phone
00:10:11well only since her old one got stolen
00:10:14yeah i handed my purse to some girl in the bathroom line for like one second
00:10:18i'm so amazed that she didn't steal your wallet
00:10:21oh there's nothing in there anyways
00:10:23so what else did i miss?
00:10:25well meeting izzy's new boyfriend for one
00:10:28what he would be here but he's waiting to be bailed out
00:10:31of jail?
00:10:33well street art is his passion
00:10:35he tried to make a run for it but you know he's not a fitness guy
00:10:37hey dad how's it going up there?
00:10:38you really like the basketball this season i think it's our year
00:10:42who am i to say
00:10:43who am i to say
00:10:45Hey, Dad. How's it going up there?
00:10:59You really like the basketball this season.
00:11:01I think it's our year.
00:11:03I'm finally relaxing after years of nose to the grindstone.
00:11:16You know, one time in 2019, I didn't sleep for three nights.
00:11:20I did that at Burning Man.
00:11:21I was relaunching the app.
00:11:22I was relaunching myself.
00:11:24Okay, well, it is not a competition, girls.
00:11:30Ken, tank's empty.
00:11:32These are delish, though.
00:11:32What is the secret ingredient?
00:11:34Alcohol.
00:11:35You know, Megan, why don't you let Ken make you some coffee?
00:11:39You know, sweetie, now that you're not so busy with work all the time...
00:11:44Actually, I'm very busy.
00:11:45I'm volunteering at a doghouse.
00:11:46It's a shelter.
00:11:47It's a doghouse shelter.
00:11:48Well, maybe you two sisters could hang out.
00:11:50Sisters.
00:11:51Nothing like sisters.
00:11:53Ken, coffee.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:54I love dog rescues.
00:11:56Sure.
00:11:56I mean, it is a good idea, Mom.
00:11:58But I could never take your little Izzy away from you.
00:12:02What are you talking about?
00:12:05Guys, do not make me say it.
00:12:08You're completely codependent.
00:12:10And Izzy, I love you.
00:12:12You have no ability to take care of yourself.
00:12:15Mom and Kata are just moving in and fix everything.
00:12:18You know what?
00:12:18Izzy is just finding her path.
00:12:21Path?
00:12:21She's almost 30.
00:12:22It's a road to nowhere.
00:12:23You know what?
00:12:24That's enough, Megan.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:26Ken, you got a lot of potential.
00:12:29You want to know something?
00:12:30If you let me, I could turn your life right around.
00:12:32I would run it like a corporation, and you would be a big success.
00:12:36Huge.
00:12:36Ken, please.
00:12:38I mean, Megan makes solid points.
00:12:41I want to thank you for that backup, K-Dog.
00:12:42I really do.
00:12:43My mom's right, and I should call a ride share.
00:12:45No, I'll drive you.
00:12:46I don't like you riding any cars with strangers.
00:12:48The Kenpire strikes back.
00:12:52Here we go.
00:12:53Thank you for dinner.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55Sweetie, she's just going through a rough time.
00:13:00She's venting.
00:13:11Oh.
00:13:13I'm coming.
00:13:14I'm coming.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:18Hi.
00:13:20Uh, if we're about to slap fight, could we do it outside the cleaners?
00:13:24We're just here.
00:13:26Oh, is, is, is.
00:13:28If this is about last night, I didn't mean it.
00:13:31No, you did mean it.
00:13:33Okay, I did, but in much more of like an inside voice kind of a way.
00:13:36You were right.
00:13:37I am almost 30.
00:13:38I'm freaking out.
00:13:39I'm not together.
00:13:40I'm a wreck.
00:13:40I'm not perfect like you.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:42I never said I was perfect.
00:13:43Okay, the last 12 hours since your speech has been a journey.
00:13:46Bigger than when I went to that sound bath in Joshua Tree and I saw the space wolf.
00:13:51I need coffee for this.
00:13:52I'm freaking out.
00:13:53I need your help.
00:13:54There is a lot of cocktail involved in that.
00:13:56Cocktails tell the truth in Vegas Veritas or whatever that saying is.
00:14:02Run my life like a corporation.
00:14:05Make me your project.
00:14:06Make decisions for me.
00:14:07Make me a success like you.
00:14:09I'm just not really a success right now is, okay?
00:14:13Just ask my former board of directors.
00:14:15I will do anything you say.
00:14:21Promise.
00:14:26You really do mean this, don't you?
00:14:28Mom did say she wanted us to hang out.
00:14:31Okay, no, wait.
00:14:32Nope.
00:14:32I get it.
00:14:33I get it now.
00:14:34You're just substituting out mom with me.
00:14:36Nope.
00:14:37No, you could have help.
00:14:38You could have support.
00:14:39Like, what if you built like a little board of directors thingy, okay?
00:14:42Or like just like a really supportive board.
00:14:44I mean, it's not the worst idea.
00:14:47What?
00:14:47Did I just have a good idea?
00:14:48I could see it, actually.
00:14:51Life coach by committee.
00:14:53A team of people to guide you, set you up for success, help you learn to stand on your own two feet.
00:14:58Yes.
00:14:59That.
00:14:59That's what I need.
00:15:00I need that.
00:15:01It's so crazy.
00:15:02It kind of just might work.
00:15:04So, uh, who do we put on this board?
00:15:07Oh, I know someone perfect.
00:15:09Mom.
00:15:09No, absolutely not.
00:15:11Mom is Izzy.
00:15:13Mom is half the problem.
00:15:14We cannot even tell mom about this.
00:15:16But we share everything.
00:15:17She's going to smell the secret on me like onion bagel breath.
00:15:19Izzy, it is time to cut the apron strings.
00:15:22What does that even mean?
00:15:23Okay, it just means...
00:15:24No, mom, you have to promise me.
00:15:26I saw you just crossed your fingers behind your back.
00:15:31How old are we, Izzy?
00:15:32Okay, thank you.
00:15:34Was that so hard?
00:15:36Hmm.
00:15:36Okay.
00:15:37Let me book us some office space.
00:15:39Oh, I know.
00:15:39We can use that place, uh, Lilypad, that co-work place that went under.
00:15:43It'll be perfect.
00:15:44There's nobody there.
00:15:44And I will find our board of directors.
00:15:48Just you.
00:15:49Leave it to me.
00:15:52Okay.
00:15:54Oh, come on, come on, come on.
00:15:56There it is.
00:15:59Hey.
00:16:01That was my life.
00:16:02Izzy, don't you dare double dip.
00:16:16Did you just double dare me to do it?
00:16:18Don't eat the hummus.
00:16:19We're ready to go.
00:16:20Music queue's all loaded.
00:16:22Great.
00:16:22Entertaining her is going to be key.
00:16:27All right.
00:16:28Izzy, come have a seat.
00:16:32Why would you...
00:16:36Okay.
00:16:36It's a nice assortment.
00:16:40All right.
00:16:41Well, without any further ado,
00:16:44Isabel Alexandra Moore,
00:16:46are you ready to meet your new board of directors?
00:16:51You are familiar with her work
00:16:53if you've seen my wardrobe,
00:16:54a queen of fashion.
00:16:56Professional stylist.
00:16:58Yeah, love.
00:17:02She's like a supermodel.
00:17:06She loves to fix her upper.
00:17:11Oh.
00:17:12It's not giving.
00:17:14It's taking.
00:17:15It's eating?
00:17:15I love an impossible challenge.
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:18Next up,
00:17:19we have retired CPA,
00:17:21small business owner,
00:17:22and kitten rescue advocate.
00:17:24Your current boss,
00:17:26Frank.
00:17:26Frank.
00:17:26Frank.
00:17:27Frank.
00:17:27Frank.
00:17:27Frank.
00:17:28Frank.
00:17:28Frank.
00:17:29Frank.
00:17:29Frank.
00:17:29Frank.
00:17:30Frank.
00:17:30Frank.
00:17:30Frank.
00:17:31Frank.
00:17:31Frank.
00:17:31Frank, you're in on this.
00:17:35I'm rooting for you, baby.
00:17:36Boom.
00:17:37Oh, you old socky.
00:17:39Frank wants you to find your financial footing
00:17:41and a new career far away from his pizza business.
00:17:44Far away.
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:46Okay.
00:17:46Our next board member
00:17:48is the author of an extremely popular email newsletter
00:17:51on love and relationships,
00:17:54soul-sercise.
00:17:56Patsy.
00:17:57Izzy's childhood babysitter.
00:17:58Izzy Bear, come in for us, mother.
00:18:10Ah!
00:18:12Izzy was a lovable terror who always went through my purse.
00:18:15I'm excited to see who she'll become.
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:20There's one more person who's late,
00:18:23not impressing me.
00:18:25Curtis, I thought you screened this guy.
00:18:26I did.
00:18:27He was the best applicant from online.
00:18:29Also the only one who wasn't totally bananas.
00:18:32Right.
00:18:32Uh, pardon.
00:18:34Every responsible board must recruit an independent director,
00:18:37meaning someone who has no personal stake in the company,
00:18:39so I'm afraid we can't really proceed until we, I...
00:18:43Oh, the parking thief.
00:18:49The bubble-hopping guy?
00:18:51Dominique Hayes,
00:18:52chair of psychology at Rossmoor College.
00:18:54So, she's a fan of my videos.
00:18:57I would say a fan,
00:18:58more of an algorithmically accidental viewer.
00:19:01And that parking spot was fair game.
00:19:03Uh, why did you respond to the ad?
00:19:05A person's life ran like a corporation.
00:19:08Never hopped into that kind of bubble.
00:19:10Bring it on.
00:19:19Hey.
00:19:21Hello, fellow board members.
00:19:24I am Megan, Izzy's sister,
00:19:25and the chairperson of this board.
00:19:28Yes, with a question already.
00:19:30Yeah, I thought the role of chairperson
00:19:32is something we all vote on.
00:19:34Right.
00:19:34Robert's rules of order
00:19:36will be followed by this board.
00:19:38Curtis, are you taking minutes?
00:19:39Always am.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41Then I formally propose that I
00:19:43be chairperson of this board,
00:19:45unless, of course, anyone else thinks
00:19:47that they are better suited for the job.
00:19:49Me.
00:19:50All in favor, say aye.
00:19:51Aye.
00:19:52There, we voted.
00:19:54You happy?
00:19:54Yeah.
00:19:55Good.
00:19:56Now, let's get started.
00:19:58Izzy,
00:19:58what do you want out of life?
00:20:00I want to be able to afford nice stuff,
00:20:05gorgeous stuff.
00:20:07I would love hair like they have
00:20:09in the shampoo commercials,
00:20:10and a boyfriend who's not going to sell
00:20:11my TV for burrito money.
00:20:13How about for calzone money?
00:20:15Goals.
00:20:16Limited.
00:20:17But nonetheless, goals.
00:20:19Mm-hmm.
00:20:20Okay.
00:20:21Now, our primary objective
00:20:23is to ensure that we improve
00:20:26the overall trajectory of Izzy's life.
00:20:29Our core value,
00:20:31make sure that Izzy's best interests
00:20:33are front and center.
00:20:35All in favor, say aye.
00:20:36Aye.
00:20:37Wonderful.
00:20:39Izzy,
00:20:40do you promise to follow the objectives
00:20:43set forward by your board of directors?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I do.
00:20:49Yeah, in there.
00:20:51That's...
00:20:52Wow.
00:20:53Curtis, strike that from the minutes.
00:20:55The minutes shall reflect
00:20:56that this board has officially been formed.
00:20:59I'll send you those bylaws later.
00:21:00All right, on to committee assignments.
00:21:03Jilla, branding and marketing.
00:21:05Frank, finance and strategic planning.
00:21:08You got it.
00:21:09Patsy, did you just hit 40 years married to Al?
00:21:12And still snuggling like newlyweds.
00:21:14Okay, your committee's definitely
00:21:15relationship management.
00:21:17If everyone doesn't already have
00:21:19that be scheduled on their phone,
00:21:20Download it.
00:21:21I'll be sending calendar invites
00:21:22for everyone's individual presentations.
00:21:25As for our psychology professor?
00:21:28Right.
00:21:29Yes.
00:21:29He's our unbiased observer.
00:21:31He's responsible for evaluating
00:21:33if the board is generally on the right track.
00:21:35And your unpaid attendance is mandatory.
00:21:38Well, it's a good thing my workload
00:21:40is like this semester.
00:21:41So, what's your committee assignment?
00:21:44Operations oversight.
00:21:45I will make sure that best practices
00:21:47are used for all of our deliverables.
00:21:49Now, our deadline.
00:21:51Izzy's 30th birthday.
00:21:54I know what you're thinking.
00:21:55It's only three months away.
00:21:56Good luck with that.
00:21:57No problem with me.
00:21:58So, we can do this with our guidance.
00:22:01Her world will be overhauled.
00:22:04We can help her master the life skills
00:22:06needed to be profitable and successful.
00:22:09Let's do it.
00:22:11Go Izzy.
00:22:13Meeting adjourned.
00:22:14We can do it.
00:22:16Per usual, I'm a miracle worker.
00:22:18Troy Graves, nepple baby to the Graves oil dynasty,
00:22:21is looking to impress Daddy
00:22:22by investing in startups.
00:22:24And he wants to hear
00:22:25what new app ideas you're cooking up.
00:22:27Seriously?
00:22:28I'm on his radar?
00:22:30He's new to this
00:22:31and isn't in Randall's world
00:22:32of petty business politics.
00:22:33All he needed to hear
00:22:34was how smart you are.
00:22:36Well, I am working on a personal project.
00:22:38Sort of a whole life makeover of my sister.
00:22:41Really?
00:22:41Is that a thing?
00:22:42Yeah, yeah.
00:22:43The app idea would be
00:22:45crowdsourcing your most important decisions.
00:22:48Tagline, life coach by committee.
00:22:50Choose the right people
00:22:51and you can't go wrong.
00:22:52I love it.
00:22:52Get your pitch together.
00:22:53I'll circle back.
00:22:59Now, you all know me as Frank.
00:23:02An easygoing, kitten-loving,
00:23:04master of the wood-fired pizza oven.
00:23:07But before I invested my retirement funds
00:23:09into making gourmet pies,
00:23:12I was Frank.
00:23:14The accountant.
00:23:16Dark lord of numbers.
00:23:19Now, Izzy,
00:23:20how do you do your taxes?
00:23:23Frank, doesn't the cash register at work
00:23:24just add that automatically?
00:23:25He means income taxes, sweet pea.
00:23:28You know, I give you a W-2 every January.
00:23:30Oh, yes, and I always say thank you.
00:23:33Curtis, check the IRS database
00:23:34for outstanding warrants.
00:23:35Excuse me.
00:23:36Um, do you even track your spending?
00:23:39Oh, no, of course I do.
00:23:40I have a whole system.
00:23:40Oh, I even brought it.
00:23:46Shoe boxes for shoe receipts.
00:23:49And then the takeout box
00:23:51is full of all the delivery orders.
00:23:56And...
00:23:57You know, I think that's just recycling.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02Uh, before we learn how to budget,
00:24:04we're gonna learn a new sentence, kitty cat.
00:24:07I can't afford it.
00:24:09You can say it.
00:24:10I can't afford it.
00:24:12I don't want to say that.
00:24:13Come on, Izzy.
00:24:14You agreed.
00:24:16Can I have a bathroom break?
00:24:17Later.
00:24:17Later.
00:24:18Hi.
00:24:21Kitty cat...
00:24:22It's a start, and we'll work on it.
00:24:28Okay.
00:24:34You really do get the best spot.
00:24:36I'm strategic.
00:24:37Can't leave these things to chance.
00:24:39Ah, practical life motto.
00:24:41I go after what I want,
00:24:42trying to be a good example to Izzy.
00:24:44Uh-huh, is that why you're doing this?
00:24:46What do you mean?
00:24:47The psychologist in me wonders
00:24:48what you're getting out of this.
00:24:50Helping my sister.
00:24:53Good night.
00:24:54Good night.
00:24:57After doing a thorough evaluation
00:24:59of Izzy's current inventory...
00:25:01Oh, not my bridesmaid's cavo dress.
00:25:03She said you wear it all again.
00:25:04I've been through four boyfriends in those jeans.
00:25:08Those are my custom-made roller skates.
00:25:12Classic.
00:25:13In a retro way.
00:25:14We keep.
00:25:17Those are working clothes.
00:25:19Those would be great on working women.
00:25:20They'd get a leg up.
00:25:21Mermaids?
00:25:22Don't have legs.
00:25:24One woman's trash is another woman's Halloween costume.
00:25:28I'm focusing on maximizing our ROI.
00:25:31I won't wear camping clothes.
00:25:33ROI means return on investment.
00:25:35I still won't wear camping clothes.
00:25:36iMotion rebranding Izzy
00:25:39in affordable, classic clothing.
00:25:41Ooh, I second.
00:25:42All of this was in your car trunk.
00:25:53Sample cell rejects.
00:25:55Budget-friendly designer.
00:25:56I love you.
00:25:58Is this so real?
00:26:00Yes.
00:26:02Welcome to my world.
00:26:03The show will now begin.
00:26:25Wow, look at you, Izzy.
00:26:28Izzy.
00:26:29Looks fantastic.
00:26:29My God, how fabulous.
00:26:38Izzy, you look beautiful.
00:26:42Okay, today we are whiteboarding Izzy's new career prospects.
00:26:45Take it away, Frank.
00:26:47Thank you, Megan.
00:26:49I present Izzy's career options.
00:26:53Are you even interested in these fields?
00:26:59Uh, esthetician sounds fun.
00:27:00Oh, I fainted during ear piercing.
00:27:02Well, let's brainstorm careers that don't involve needles.
00:27:05Izzy, logic question.
00:27:07What's your passion in life?
00:27:09Work should bring you joy.
00:27:10Nope, she's had enough joy.
00:27:11That's why we're all here.
00:27:13Uh, Curtis, would you mind reading back the minutes
00:27:15from our first meeting about Izzy's goals?
00:27:17I want to afford nice stuff.
00:27:19That's enough.
00:27:20Is that still true?
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:23Okay.
00:27:24Let's work backwards from there.
00:27:26Okay, here we go.
00:27:28There is no money in ear piercing.
00:27:30Half the people in my gym think that they're also yoga teachers,
00:27:33and I am not even addressing clown school.
00:27:35We need to work with Izzy's core competencies,
00:27:39so I drew up a resume.
00:27:40Curtis, if you could, please.
00:27:42This is what will get Izzy the dream job.
00:27:47Most recent job senior provisions,
00:27:49Corrie or Frankswood-fired pizza?
00:27:51I upscaled it a little.
00:27:52Branding sales associate, Nation One Health Services.
00:27:56I, uh, handed out sunscreen at Coachella once
00:27:58and got a free ticket.
00:27:59Aren't these kind of a stretch?
00:28:03Yeah, well, they're kind of a stretch that worked.
00:28:06My recruiter friend Yuki just got Iz an interview this Thursday
00:28:09to be the receptionist to a new art gallery.
00:28:12Well, I don't know anything about art.
00:28:14Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:28:15Nobody does.
00:28:17No.
00:28:17Okay, Frank will go over interview techniques with you.
00:28:20Next action item, Izzy's social media makeover,
00:28:23and the makeover is complete.
00:28:26That's nice.
00:28:27Oh, that's so pretty and clean.
00:28:29Megan had me scattering some socially relevant inspirational quotes.
00:28:32There's a Marilyn Monroe.
00:28:34Goddess.
00:28:35Give a girl the right pair of shoes,
00:28:37and she can conquer the world.
00:28:38Oh, come on.
00:28:40Marilyn Monroe is the most fake quoted woman in history.
00:28:42Says who?
00:28:43Bette Mittler, the one who said that.
00:28:45What?
00:28:45Hocus Pocus 2.
00:28:47What women want.
00:28:48The point is it's inspirational.
00:28:50I'm clearly getting a lot of likes.
00:28:52Double tap.
00:28:56Yes!
00:28:57So, Izzy doesn't know we're coming?
00:29:05As head of operations oversight,
00:29:07I am leading this unscheduled field trip
00:29:09to check on compliance incognito.
00:29:11In secret?
00:29:12I don't know.
00:29:13Trust is the cornerstone to a relationship.
00:29:15True, but with any kitten I rescue,
00:29:18I consider the soul behind the meow.
00:29:21Frank, you contain multitudes.
00:29:22Can't believe I'm about to see my handiwork at work.
00:29:24Izzy did land this job in her eye.
00:29:26What do you mean with my fake resume
00:29:27or Frank's coaching?
00:29:28Give her a little credit, I'll go.
00:29:30Here.
00:29:31First.
00:29:31After you.
00:29:32Why are you making this weird?
00:29:33Because I can.
00:29:33Just let it go out from the door
00:29:34before you have no strings attached.
00:29:42Hi, thanks for coming.
00:29:44If you like anything, please come in.
00:29:47Hello, artist community gallery?
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:50Uh-huh.
00:29:52No.
00:29:52Mm-mm, that one is sold.
00:29:54Mm-mm.
00:29:55There she is.
00:29:55Ah, the receptionist in the wild.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:57You know what?
00:29:58Maybe we'll get another.
00:29:59No, yeah, no, that's not how it works, is it?
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:02All right, we'll talk later.
00:30:04Hmm.
00:30:05I don't care about whatever this is,
00:30:07but these colors would look great on Izzy.
00:30:09You know, I bet if I could do her colors,
00:30:12I bet she's a sprain.
00:30:14You heard my spell?
00:30:16What?
00:30:16Possessions and identity law.
00:30:17Move it, tiny.
00:30:18No, just come check on the other thing.
00:30:21I'll be right back.
00:30:24I could do that.
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:28Could I do that?
00:30:32I mean, what even is this?
00:30:34Ah, someone slushed her.
00:30:37Hmm.
00:30:39I admire the embracement of vacuous space and uncertainty here.
00:30:43Note to self, explore this theme in a series of calzones.
00:30:47Oh, my gosh.
00:30:48Oh, my gosh.
00:30:50Here.
00:30:51Just kidding.
00:30:55Megan?
00:30:59Megan?
00:31:00Mom?
00:31:01What is going on here?
00:31:02Oh, sweetheart, here I was so worried that your social media had been hacked by AI.
00:31:07But no, this looks like it's the real deal.
00:31:11Port mission.
00:31:12We've been compromised, I repeat.
00:31:14Abort.
00:31:14This outfit?
00:31:15Izzy?
00:31:16Wow, that is not your usual mix-and-match coordinates from the mall.
00:31:21It's gorgeous.
00:31:22Is it real, designer?
00:31:24Yeah, no, it actually is, believe it or not.
00:31:27Uh, Mom, what are you doing here?
00:31:29Well, what are you doing here?
00:31:30What are you both doing here?
00:31:32I was tracking Izzy on her phone because I don't know where you've been lately.
00:31:35You certainly do go to some empty office building a lot.
00:31:38Uh-huh.
00:31:39Those are the lily pad offices, and they hold sample sales there.
00:31:42Which explains Izzy's new look.
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:44And a new job, apparently.
00:31:47Mom, what did you mean by tracked?
00:31:49I put the family scan app on Izzy's new phone.
00:31:52It's just a silly GPS thing.
00:31:54Of course, Ken.
00:31:55He thinks I'm a worrywart, but like Sally Field, not without my daughter.
00:32:00Aw, Mom, you track us?
00:32:02Well, not Megan.
00:32:03Unless you want me to, sweetheart.
00:32:06No, I don't.
00:32:07Uh, Mom, we should probably let Izzy get back to work.
00:32:10Well, what about dinner?
00:32:12I mean, your poor baby sister, she's got to eat.
00:32:15I'm buying.
00:32:15I'm sorry.
00:32:18Have we met?
00:32:20Dominic Hayes.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:22Oh.
00:32:23You two are together.
00:32:25No.
00:32:26I'm a fellow lover.
00:32:27Megan, he's adorbs.
00:32:29Maybe we should all just go to Monsieur Frog's Bistro.
00:32:33Oh, and Izzy, you forgot our appointment, so I just came here.
00:32:37Mom and I have this tradition where we go to bridal boutiques and we try on dresses and
00:32:41drink free champagne.
00:32:42Oh, uh-huh.
00:32:43What?
00:32:44Oh, you can't tell me that's real.
00:32:45It is if you're engaged.
00:32:46But why?
00:32:47Can't a mother dream?
00:32:49I mean, you girls are not getting any younger, and I want grandchildren.
00:32:53Uh, but...
00:32:54I guess you should definitely get that.
00:32:56Right.
00:32:56Uh, you know what?
00:32:57Sorry, Mom.
00:32:58Um, I have to take this really seriously.
00:33:00Aw.
00:33:01Well, uh, maybe.
00:33:03All right, Mom, we should probably let her.
00:33:05Come on.
00:33:05We can't see any art?
00:33:07That's a very nice one, isn't it?
00:33:08It's wonderful.
00:33:09It's beautiful.
00:33:11Mom, there you are.
00:33:15Look, the bad news is Izzy cannot be your on-call playdate anymore, but the good news
00:33:20is you can stop paying her bills.
00:33:22Well, moms like to be needed sometimes.
00:33:24I understand, but please stop tempting her and sabotaging her new career.
00:33:30So, Dominic, how long have you and Megan known each other?
00:33:34Not long.
00:33:34A few weeks.
00:33:36Oh, and what do you do?
00:33:38Please, Mom, no interrogation.
00:33:39Well, excuse me for being curious about your life, Megan.
00:33:43It would be the first time.
00:33:45Oh.
00:33:46So, you know, I do have that dinner, Izzy.
00:33:48How about all three of us go together?
00:33:51Actually, we have a whole kind of art crawl thing happening, so we can't make it.
00:33:55It's a lovely offer, Lois.
00:33:56Will rain check?
00:33:57You betcha.
00:33:58So good to see you, Mom.
00:33:59Get home safe.
00:34:01Okay.
00:34:02Goodbye.
00:34:03Lois does not know anything about the board, and it has to stay that way.
00:34:07Why?
00:34:07She seems delightful.
00:34:08She is.
00:34:09She's lovely.
00:34:10And she and Izzy are BFFs, but she totally coddles her, and apparently they go on a weird
00:34:14secret shopping trip.
00:34:15The fake wedding dressing actually sounds fun.
00:34:18I mean, free champagne?
00:34:19Well, no, I've never been invited.
00:34:21Uh-huh.
00:34:23Now we're getting somewhere.
00:34:25What does that mean?
00:34:26Oh, no.
00:34:28Oh, no.
00:34:29Do not do that psychology thing where you make me answer my own questions, because I am
00:34:33not jealous about being left out at all.
00:34:35It's understandable if you are.
00:34:37Look, I think your mom wants to hang.
00:34:39This is me.
00:34:41Of course it is.
00:34:42Right out the front.
00:34:43Hmm.
00:34:44Let me...
00:34:44I'm fine.
00:34:51Curtis, whiteboard and lights?
00:35:01Our missy here is romantically on board.
00:35:04Her little ship's tossing at the sea because she can't find a reliable port to drop anchor.
00:35:11Okay, yeah, when you see them bunched together like bad bananas...
00:35:14Baby, you want a bow, not a barnacle.
00:35:16Let's fish for a keeper.
00:35:18Way to commit to the nautical theme.
00:35:19Thanks, Frank.
00:35:21Al and I met on a holiday cocktail cruise.
00:35:23The ocean is a metaphor for love.
00:35:25So I motion this pearl, ditch her oyster shell and find someone new.
00:35:30I second that motion.
00:35:31Time to get on the soul-crushing dating apps.
00:35:34Eh, I don't know.
00:35:36I think Izzy should meet a man doing things she loves.
00:35:39You know, like traffic school or doubling back to get free grocery store samples.
00:35:44Yeah, but that's how she met all the bad bananas.
00:35:46Oh, yeah, not true.
00:35:47Woody and I met in line at the port-a-potty for Lollapalooza.
00:35:49Hmm.
00:35:50All right, we need to get practical.
00:35:52Treat finding love like finding that one perfect pair of jeans.
00:35:57They look good.
00:35:58They feel good.
00:35:59They're just right.
00:36:01All of my online readers swear by truelovesmatch.com.
00:36:05All right, so all in favor of online dating, say aye.
00:36:08Aye.
00:36:09Aye.
00:36:09Aye.
00:36:10He enjoys volleyball, camping, and making authentic Thai food.
00:36:14Let's meet Zach.
00:36:17No.
00:36:18Oh, I'm still getting lost in his eyes.
00:36:20No.
00:36:20He cut himself out from an old photo with an ex-girlfriend.
00:36:22He's clearly not over her.
00:36:23Exactly.
00:36:24It takes one second to take a new selfie.
00:36:27If there's another arm in the photo, it's attached to the hand he wishes he was holding.
00:36:30Mm-hmm.
00:36:31Maybe it's his sister or a friend.
00:36:33It's not.
00:36:34Bullet dodged.
00:36:36Next.
00:36:36All right, let's move on to Steven.
00:36:38He's a doctor who once revived a heart attack victim on an airplane.
00:36:42Sounds promising-ish.
00:36:43Let's see him.
00:36:45Is that supposed to be his niece?
00:36:48Babysitting?
00:36:49Maybe it's his own Bambina.
00:36:51Oh, I can't be a step-on.
00:36:52Online dating is such a needle in a haystack approach.
00:36:55Right.
00:36:56That's why I deleted my dating app.
00:36:57Same.
00:36:57It's just a big bait and switch.
00:37:00What if we reverse engineered this, figured out what the ideal mate is?
00:37:05I like your blue sky thinking.
00:37:06Let's make a list.
00:37:07Meg loves the list.
00:37:08Mm-hmm.
00:37:09Like, for me, my ideal mate has to be funny.
00:37:11Yes.
00:37:12Sense of humor is a must.
00:37:13And they should also be at least a little bit handy.
00:37:16Like, they could build a medium-level difficulty desk.
00:37:18Exactly.
00:37:19Like, owns an Allen wrench and isn't afraid of a little DIY.
00:37:22Yes.
00:37:22And they have to be a basketball fan, of course.
00:37:25Oh, 100%.
00:37:25Did you catch the game the other night?
00:37:27Legendary.
00:37:28And, you know, just somebody who you feel like you can be yourself around.
00:37:31Someone you can confide in.
00:37:34Yeah, someone who genuinely listens.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Someone who thinks you're pretty great just in the U.S.
00:37:39Can we get the boat back on course?
00:37:43I'm getting seasick.
00:37:45While you two were so cutely sidetracked with DIY and basketball, Izzy picked Carson, a finance
00:37:51wizard who's into tennis, Japanese whiskey, and Taylor Swift, but only because his niece
00:37:56has twisted his arm.
00:37:57And Patsy already messaged him.
00:37:59Wow.
00:38:00Okay.
00:38:01He just asked me out for tonight.
00:38:03Oh, wow.
00:38:03Wait.
00:38:04Patsy, what did you...
00:38:05Don't want to know.
00:38:07Well, that felt quick.
00:38:09But, uh, all in favor of Izzy dating Carson, say aye.
00:38:12Aye.
00:38:13Aye.
00:38:13Aye.
00:38:14Just don't like the guy.
00:38:15Bad vibes.
00:38:16Oh, Frank.
00:38:17It's a fine option.
00:38:19Oh, how I'm supposed to act.
00:38:22I got him close, please, straight away.
00:38:27He hadn't even told me his name.
00:38:30And the blood smear on my face.
00:38:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:36Professor Hayes with the Crescent Ranger.
00:39:06In the...
00:39:07Upstairs bathroom.
00:39:08Upstairs bathroom.
00:39:14Hey, uh, thank you so much for coming over to help out.
00:39:17Yeah, no worries.
00:39:18I was just at home grading papers tonight anyway.
00:39:21Exciting, huh?
00:39:22Oh, yeah.
00:39:23Almost as exciting as my night of wine and doom scrolling.
00:39:26Speaking of, uh, grading papers, why a professor of psychology?
00:39:31You really want to know?
00:39:33Yes, I do want to know.
00:39:35Well, I'm fascinated.
00:39:36About what makes people tick.
00:39:39What motivates us.
00:39:40Why we do what we do.
00:39:42I moved to America.
00:39:43I got a PhD in psych, but quickly realized I didn't want to be a therapist.
00:39:47Why not?
00:39:48I enjoy the research.
00:39:49Exploring the big picture.
00:39:51And the teaching.
00:39:52Gives me a healthy work-life balance.
00:39:54Oh, right.
00:39:55Yeah, like grading papers on a Saturday night kind of work-life balance.
00:39:58Ouch.
00:39:59Madam wine and doom scrolling.
00:40:03Wait a minute.
00:40:04Uh-huh.
00:40:07Rubber gasket shot.
00:40:09Oh, I have more of those.
00:40:11Sometimes when I'm at Hardware Hamlet, I like to stack up.
00:40:16Yeah, me too.
00:40:19Hmm.
00:40:22Here we go.
00:40:23Okay.
00:40:24And.
00:40:25And.
00:40:27Voila.
00:40:28Oh, that is perfect.
00:40:30I really appreciate you coming over.
00:40:32I didn't think you'd text me back.
00:40:34I didn't even think you really liked me very much.
00:40:35Well, you stole my parking spot.
00:40:37You cannot get over that, can you?
00:40:40Yeah, I have to admit, I've never met anyone like you before.
00:40:45It's refreshing.
00:40:46You've certainly rocked me out of my bubble.
00:40:50Happy to help out.
00:40:53But I am recording the game, if you don't want it to.
00:40:56Oh, you're inviting me to watch the game.
00:40:59Well, I mean, you're the psychology professor, so you tell me.
00:41:02Sure.
00:41:03Yes, yes, yes.
00:41:04Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:41:06Right, I thought we were.
00:41:20What's here?
00:41:23A surprise.
00:41:28Yes.
00:41:29Yes.
00:41:29Yes.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:32Yes.
00:41:32Yes.
00:41:32Yes.
00:41:33Yes.
00:41:34Yes.
00:41:34Yes.
00:41:34Yes.
00:41:34Ta-da!
00:41:36It's yours.
00:41:38What? Oh, no way.
00:41:41Thought she'd like it.
00:41:42No, no, no, no way, as in I can't afford this.
00:41:45See, I practiced.
00:41:47Actually, you can.
00:41:48Well, I technically paid the deposit in the first six months' rent,
00:41:51but think of it as a gift to get you out of that roommate situation.
00:41:55Plus, if you stick to the budget that we drew up for you,
00:41:58you absolutely can afford it in this fancy new gallery job.
00:42:02Okay.
00:42:05I will move in under one condition.
00:42:08Lunch with Mom.
00:42:09No.
00:42:10Why not? You are too hard on her.
00:42:12I'm not too... anything on her is. I'm not.
00:42:15Okay, well, I miss her.
00:42:18And I think if we do spend a little time with her,
00:42:21then maybe she wouldn't try to track me down like she did before.
00:42:24Okay, that's fair.
00:42:26Oh, and you guys can meet my new man.
00:42:29Do you mean Carson?
00:42:31Izzy, that's very fast.
00:42:33We've been out twice.
00:42:35You know, Carson talks a lot about work.
00:42:37And, you know, I know it's very important because I don't understand a word he's saying.
00:42:40That's not true, Iz.
00:42:41No, it is. Wait until you see.
00:42:43Okay.
00:42:44What I mean is, Izzy, you're very smart.
00:42:47I got a negative on my SAT.
00:42:48I didn't know that was possible.
00:42:50When you don't show up, it is.
00:42:51Okay. Anyway, I am very much looking forward to meeting Carson.
00:42:55It's really good to meet someone who opens your world up.
00:42:58Oh.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:00Who is he?
00:43:01Tell me.
00:43:02I didn't.
00:43:03Tell me, tell me, tell me.
00:43:04Oh, my God.
00:43:06Is it Dominic?
00:43:07How?
00:43:08It is Dominic.
00:43:09It is so cute.
00:43:11Cute?
00:43:12Is it cute?
00:43:13Yes!
00:43:14That he's into you.
00:43:15How can you tell?
00:43:16When was the last time you dated?
00:43:18I remember high-waisted jeans were coming back into style.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:22Anyway.
00:43:23He did kind of come over the other night.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:26Way to go, sis.
00:43:27Fixed my shower.
00:43:28Mm-hmm.
00:43:29Anyway, I thought we were talking about you and Carson.
00:43:32I can't wait to meet him.
00:43:33Any well.
00:43:34At lunch.
00:43:35With mom.
00:43:36Hmm.
00:43:37Hmm.
00:43:38Hmm.
00:43:3930 George Washingtons were a cheeseburger.
00:43:45Izzy knows to meet us here.
00:43:47Right?
00:43:48Yes.
00:43:49And not Monsieur Frog's Bistro?
00:43:50Yes.
00:43:51Yes, mom.
00:43:52Carson made the reservation.
00:43:53Does he think we're paying?
00:43:54Honey, did you bring the airline miles credit card?
00:43:57Gollywood, here we come.
00:43:59Oh.
00:44:00Don't worry.
00:44:01Izzy says it's his treat that this guy makes bank.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:04Well, when did you talk to Izzy?
00:44:06Um, I can't remember exactly, but it was, it did happen and it was, it was recently-ish.
00:44:13I hope this is one of those places that send leftovers home in those big foil swans.
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:20He looks chiseled out of marble.
00:44:23The real stuff, not the counter jobs.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:27I could take him in an old school Navy pull-up contest.
00:44:29I am good.
00:44:31Everyone, this is Carson.
00:44:33Izzy told me all about you.
00:44:34Ken.
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36Lois.
00:44:37Megan.
00:44:38Sit.
00:44:39Sit.
00:44:40So, how did you two meet and why didn't I know anything about this before?
00:44:43Because they met online, right Iz?
00:44:46Yep.
00:44:47It's a true love's match.
00:44:49See what I did there?
00:44:50So clever.
00:44:51And Carson, that is a handsome name.
00:44:55So, what is it that you do besides belong to an elegant club?
00:44:59Hedge fund manager.
00:45:00Oh.
00:45:01Manager.
00:45:02Now that sounds very official.
00:45:04How about I order us all the best dishes and we share?
00:45:07Okay.
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:09We will have two of your filignons.
00:45:11It's a little different for Izzy.
00:45:13Why?
00:45:14Because he has a job?
00:45:15Well, yes.
00:45:16And he's wearing shoes.
00:45:17They were nice shoes.
00:45:18All right.
00:45:19And make it quick.
00:45:20I'm angry.
00:45:21Wow.
00:45:22You have such a good sense of humor.
00:45:25And he is so smart.
00:45:27Carson's teaching me a lot about his work, like derivatives.
00:45:31Derivatives.
00:45:32That's where it's at.
00:45:33I didn't know that Izzy was interested in money.
00:45:36Besides spending mine.
00:45:37We call it finance, not money.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:41Well, look at me.
00:45:43I don't know the insider lingo.
00:45:44Ha ha.
00:45:45Can't touch.
00:45:46So fascinating.
00:45:47My expertise is in long short equity strategy.
00:45:58See, now what that is in layman's terms.
00:46:00Taking a long position on a stock on the rise and a short position on a stock on the decline.
00:46:04Hey.
00:46:05Sounds like sister took accounting 101.
00:46:08Yeah.
00:46:09Actually, I...
00:46:10Never mind.
00:46:11Well, it's all Greek to me.
00:46:12The Greeks did invent money.
00:46:14And a salad.
00:46:15Um, hey, I thought Dominic was going to be here.
00:46:18Oh, yes.
00:46:19Art Dominic.
00:46:20I liked him.
00:46:21We're just pals.
00:46:22Oh, is that because you friendzoned him with home repairs?
00:46:25Ooh, girl talk.
00:46:26No girl talk.
00:46:27Denial.
00:46:28Well, you know what?
00:46:29If you girls do want to gossip, we could do a three-way FaceTime.
00:46:33I do it all the time with Jill and Ronna from the Baking Reddit.
00:46:36Mm-hmm.
00:46:37Babe, before I forget, big climb drinks tonight.
00:46:40You gonna change?
00:46:42Oh.
00:46:43Uh...
00:46:44And so if it's cocktail attire, you could wear that green dress from the sample sale?
00:46:46Mm.
00:46:47Oh, uh, do you think gold shoes are black?
00:46:49Oh, black for sure.
00:46:50Well, I am gonna have to check out this sample sale myself sometime soon.
00:46:55Mm.
00:46:56Mm.
00:46:57Thank you so much.
00:46:58Aw.
00:46:59Aw.
00:47:00Okay.
00:47:01Call me.
00:47:02I will.
00:47:03I will.
00:47:04I will.
00:47:05Okay.
00:47:06Bye.
00:47:11Something is going on here.
00:47:13Yeah, Mom, Izzy finally decided to adult.
00:47:15Does this have something to do with that dinner party monologue from last month?
00:47:19Mom, why would you say that?
00:47:20Well...
00:47:21New look, new job, new boyfriend.
00:47:24All without consulting me.
00:47:27I just hope she's happy.
00:47:29Of course she's happy.
00:47:30Why wouldn't she be?
00:47:31This is everything she's ever wanted.
00:47:33Is it?
00:47:35Okay, what does that mean?
00:47:37No.
00:47:38Nothing.
00:47:39Nothing.
00:47:42Six swans a-swimming leftovers for K-Dog.
00:47:45Aw.
00:47:46Let's get Lois home.
00:47:48Yeah, I'll hold them.
00:47:49Yeah, just give them to me.
00:47:50Be very gentle with them.
00:47:51Very gentle with them.
00:47:52Delicate.
00:47:53See you later, Makers.
00:47:54See you at K-Pop.
00:47:55Okay.
00:47:56Thank you later, ma'am.
00:47:57Thank you later, ma'am.
00:47:58Thank you later, ma'am.
00:47:59Bell, Bell, Bell, so many Bells, wow, so much boring mail.
00:48:27No, uh, no Carson today?
00:48:28Oh, he's in Vegas for a bachelor party for one of his bros.
00:48:31Private plane, pricey cigars, high stakes, poker, sounds boring.
00:48:36Agreed.
00:48:37Hey, uh, is, are you, um, are you happy with Carson?
00:48:43Well, it's what the board chose, right?
00:48:45Yeah, but that's not really what I'm asking.
00:48:48Isn't that my mail?
00:48:50Well, it's not mine, that's very 1990s.
00:48:54Oh, is that a party invitation?
00:48:57Same.
00:48:59Looks like Marjorie's turning the big 7-0.
00:49:02She was my board member, it'd be scheduled, she was the only one who I actually liked.
00:49:06Well, I love a party.
00:49:07Let's go.
00:49:08Oh, no, Izzy, it's not like that kind of a party.
00:49:11It's gonna be, you know, fancy champagne, classical music, just corporate chit-chat.
00:49:16Will you have me at free champagne?
00:49:18Izzy, first of all, there's no such thing as free champagne.
00:49:20Why?
00:49:20Look, Randall's gonna be there, okay?
00:49:25That trash basket that ousted you from your job?
00:49:27That very trash basket.
00:49:29Well, who cares?
00:49:30If Marge wants you to be there, you should go.
00:49:31No, you know what?
00:49:37You're right.
00:49:37I should not let Randall dictate my social schedule.
00:49:41Exactly.
00:49:43So what are we wearing?
00:49:44It's just wild to me that Carson goes to this club, too.
00:49:50I mean, I just can't believe that all rich people belong to the same one.
00:49:53It certainly does seem that way.
00:49:55Oh, thank you.
00:50:00Izzy, you, Izzy, you can't.
00:50:03There's Marjorie, birthday girl, guest of honor.
00:50:07Hi, Marge.
00:50:09Happy birthday, work it, girl.
00:50:10Oh, sorry.
00:50:18Nice crowd.
00:50:22I thought that was you, Megs.
00:50:25Randall, what a surprise.
00:50:27Oh, you're the surprise.
00:50:29You look great.
00:50:30I, uh, thought you'd look more depressed.
00:50:33That's my point.
00:50:34Joke steal it.
00:50:35Actually, no, I've never been happier.
00:50:38And free.
00:50:39Free of these schedules.
00:50:40It's plummeting stock now that Megan Moore isn't at the helm.
00:50:43Frank had me watch the stock market.
00:50:44Good job.
00:50:45Well, every stock has a down day.
00:50:47And where have I heard that before?
00:50:49Randy, firing my sister was a big mistake.
00:50:53Epic.
00:50:54You and the board might think you're flying high, but you aren't.
00:50:57You want to know why Megan looks so great?
00:50:58She's got the wind beneath her wings.
00:51:00What is this nonsense?
00:51:02It's called a clap back.
00:51:03Don't try to keep up.
00:51:04If you'll excuse me, I'll be, uh, taking my leave.
00:51:09Perfect.
00:51:10My work is done here.
00:51:13Hmm.
00:51:14Izzy, that was incredible.
00:51:16You, you really had my back just then.
00:51:19Why do you sound so surprised?
00:51:20Well, I, I don't know.
00:51:23I haven't exactly always or maybe even ever been there for you in sisterly backup moments
00:51:28like that.
00:51:29Better late than never.
00:51:31Let's celebrate.
00:51:32Can we get some lemon drop shots?
00:51:34No, it sounds awful.
00:51:34That's what everyone says at first.
00:51:36Come on.
00:51:52Do not be fooled by their cuteness.
00:51:55They're smart and wily creatures.
00:51:57I never even knew you liked dogs.
00:51:59But you know we had a dog before you were born, right?
00:52:03You did?
00:52:04Yeah.
00:52:05Well, he was mostly dad's dog.
00:52:07It's Gus.
00:52:07He was a basset hound.
00:52:08Why am I just hearing about this?
00:52:10I can't believe mom never talks about Gus.
00:52:12Or dad.
00:52:13She's just worried what Ken will think and I think she's probably very sad.
00:52:17What was Gus like?
00:52:18Oh, he was the very best.
00:52:21He was obsessed with the mailman.
00:52:23He had these velvet ears.
00:52:24Past gas, it would clear a room.
00:52:26He sounds perfect.
00:52:28He really was.
00:52:30I remember when he died, he told me this story about how Gus was a dog.
00:52:32The story about how Gus had crossed over to the other side of the rainbow bridge and how he was playing with puppies on the other side.
00:52:39I wasn't really sure if I bought it, to be honest with you, but I could tell it made dad feel better, so I went along with it.
00:52:46Oh, sweet.
00:52:47I wish I had more memories with dad like you do.
00:52:52Hey, you know I'd love to talk with you about that stuff like any time, right?
00:52:56I'm really glad we're doing this, you know, hanging out as sisters.
00:53:01Me too.
00:53:04Hey, do you remember that time I went roller skating?
00:53:06Oh, how could I forget?
00:53:08You taught me everything I know.
00:53:09I remember being so nervous for Leslie Parker's roller derby themed party.
00:53:13And then look at me, I crushed seventh grade.
00:53:15Pretty much a big deal now.
00:53:17I don't know what I would have done if you didn't teach me how to stop.
00:53:19Guess who Troy Graves and his moolah want to meet with tomorrow?
00:53:25You.
00:53:26Oh, that is the best news.
00:53:28I told him all about your sister Fixer project.
00:53:30He loves this idea of a crowdsourcing decisions app.
00:53:33Oh, that's fantastic.
00:53:34I mean, I'm still very much in, you know, the strategy and development phase, but it is going so well.
00:53:40I mean, the change in Izzy's life has been unreal.
00:53:42And that's what the money people like to hear.
00:53:44Go do this.
00:53:45It's my finder's fee on the line.
00:53:46And it's my second chance.
00:53:48Thank you, Yuki.
00:53:52Yes!
00:53:57Okay.
00:53:58Got it, got it, got it.
00:54:03Okay.
00:54:17Okay.
00:54:17So, we've been talking about the five steps of the psychology of change.
00:54:22Pre-contemplation, contemplation, preparation, action and maintenance.
00:54:28Now, while the steps sound like a steady forward progression, the model actually represents a spiral because individuals are individual.
00:54:40Each marches to the beat of their own drummer.
00:54:43Recycling through the steps is often the rule, not the exception.
00:54:47Okay, read chapters 14 to 18 by next class.
00:54:52Have a great weekend, everyone.
00:55:03So, auditing my intro into psych class.
00:55:06Yeah, a little bit.
00:55:07Something you said actually stuck with me.
00:55:10Do you worry that Izzy's, you know, kind of destined to cycle back through the stages of change?
00:55:16Well, do you?
00:55:17Kind of.
00:55:19I mean, think about it.
00:55:21Historically, she's been a pretty...
00:55:22Wait, you're doing that thing.
00:55:24You're doing that thing where you're going to make me answer my own questions again.
00:55:26I'm not falling for it.
00:55:27Hey, uh, I actually have some news.
00:55:32I have a meeting with a startup investor tomorrow.
00:55:34Wow, congrats.
00:55:36That's fantastic.
00:55:38Funny enough, Izzy M Inc. actually gets the credit.
00:55:41The concept is life coached by committee, so, you know, in an app format.
00:55:46And what does Izzy think?
00:55:47Oh, I mean, we're still in the talking concept stage.
00:55:50Let her know when there's something to know.
00:55:52Oh, a heads up wouldn't hurt.
00:55:54It's early, you know.
00:55:55I don't want to jinx anything.
00:55:56Besides, if it goes forward, I'd involve her in the development process.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Sister, sister, win.
00:56:03Well, if you think so, but I think Izzy's in this for the sisterly bonding.
00:56:07Not the business, you know, the emotional connection.
00:56:10She thinks this is real.
00:56:12It is real.
00:56:13We walked rescue dogs the other day.
00:56:15It was a very bonding moment.
00:56:19Thanks again.
00:56:20No more drinks.
00:56:21Thanks.
00:56:22You, um, no, you could have returned this at the next board meeting.
00:56:25Oh, I was in the neighborhood by way of many other totally unrelated neighborhoods.
00:56:32Are you free for dinner tonight?
00:56:34Yeah, what were you thinking?
00:56:36Oh, there's a fantastic little gourmet market near your place.
00:56:39Oh, nice.
00:56:40You want to have dinner at a grocery store?
00:56:42Not quite.
00:56:47You did throw me there for a minute.
00:56:49I like to keep you on your toes.
00:56:53Lois gave me that pan as a gift for Christmas last year.
00:56:56Cannot wait to tell her someone used it.
00:56:59I take you don't cook?
00:56:59Oh, I realized after I left the schedule that there's kind of a lot of things that I don't do.
00:57:05Yeah, I don't cook.
00:57:06I don't meditate.
00:57:07Don't really date.
00:57:10But, um, Lois doesn't teach you any beloved family recipes?
00:57:13Oh, no, she definitely did.
00:57:14They all just start with a can of soup or some tater tots.
00:57:18Not that I blame her.
00:57:19She was pretty busy.
00:57:21She had her hands full raising Izzy and I by herself after her dad died in a heart attack.
00:57:27Um, sorry, that's, that's brutal.
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:31Look.
00:57:34Dad.
00:57:37He looks like a good guy.
00:57:39Oh, the best.
00:57:39Like, best, best guy.
00:57:45My mom gave me this, so I'll always have him close to my heart.
00:57:49It's nice.
00:57:50It's kind of crazy to think about that just overnight Lois was a single working mom of an incredibly willful toddler
00:57:56and a very grumpy dad.
00:57:59I remember being just so mad.
00:58:01I was so mad that my dad had died with a stupid reaction, right?
00:58:05Uh, seems like a totally normal adolescent reaction.
00:58:08Yeah, I remember just kind of wanting to push everyone away.
00:58:12It just seemed easier somehow.
00:58:15And save her?
00:58:16Yeah.
00:58:17I didn't want to talk about it.
00:58:19I figured it wouldn't change anything.
00:58:20I remember kind of pretending to process everything.
00:58:24I wanted them to think I had everything under control.
00:58:28Wanted to think that you could work these out your own way.
00:58:30Self-reliance is kind of my superpower.
00:58:32Because you like doing things on your own.
00:58:35Put it this way.
00:58:36I was already away at college when my mom met Ken.
00:58:39And Izzy was still in grade school.
00:58:40So they formed their own little family unit.
00:58:42And I forged my own path.
00:58:45And an impressive path, that is.
00:58:48You know, it's, um, not too late to befriend your mom.
00:58:52You know, tell her how you feel.
00:58:54Yeah.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:59:00This is so good.
00:59:01What did you put on the chicken?
00:59:03Don't think I didn't notice you just changed the subject.
00:59:06Well, I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know.
00:59:10Lemon zest.
00:59:11But the secret, I think it's a little bit of paprika.
00:59:16Really?
00:59:17Mm-hmm.
00:59:19I mean, you've cooked everything.
00:59:21You didn't have to wash the dishes as well.
00:59:23Well, look, I'm an overachiever.
00:59:25I do like that about you.
00:59:27Well, um, goodnight.
00:59:30Night.
00:59:34Before I forget.
00:59:34Yeah.
00:59:41Good night.
00:59:48Good night.
00:59:48And I'm starting to doubt you.
00:59:51Good night.
00:59:52Good night.
00:59:53Good night.
00:59:53Good night.
00:59:53Good night.
00:59:53Good night.
00:59:54I'll ask me to choose
00:59:55Good night.
01:00:00Going.
01:00:00And going.
01:00:01And going.
01:00:02So I told Miller, I'll eat you alive for lunch if you mess with my performance compensation
01:00:06with your soft hurdle rates.
01:00:09Actually, I'll order for myself.
01:00:11I've got it. You just keep bringing the gorgeous. You bring another fresh round of drinks.
01:00:16I looked up your sis. High net worth. Does she need a financial advisor?
01:00:25You know, you never actually ask about my life.
01:00:29Sure. Can you ask your sister if she needs a financial advisor?
01:00:41Are you still using the schedule?
01:00:50Oh, yeah. I like the structure and order.
01:00:53You? Really?
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:55I, um, I texted you. You didn't text back.
01:00:59Yeah, I'm sorry. Um, about the other night, I had a really lovely time.
01:01:03But, um, it was unprofessional. It's totally against the board of director bylaws.
01:01:08You know those bylaws are made up, right?
01:01:09Yeah, by me. I take them very seriously.
01:01:11Do you ever not get too much inside your own head?
01:01:14What? My head, my rules.
01:01:17I officially call this meeting to order.
01:01:20Curtis, uh, no old business today. Quick agenda. New business only.
01:01:24I want to dump Carson. I motioned we do that or whatever.
01:01:28Huh? I told you so. I told you.
01:01:30I thought you liked Carson. You never did. Why do you want me to?
01:01:33It's a valuable performance metric.
01:01:34Well, that's not really why to describe someone.
01:01:36Do you guys know that Mondays happen every week? Like, every week. They just keep happening.
01:01:41You know, and I show up to the art gallery at 9 a.m. and my life is just a constant snooze button.
01:01:45And I answer boring phone calls and I have a boring day and I scroll boring social media.
01:01:49I'm sorry, Jill.
01:01:50But it's true.
01:01:51Yeah.
01:01:51And then meanwhile, all my friends are just, you know, living their best lives, crashing yacht parties and getting sunburned at music festivals and just making questionable decisions.
01:01:59Really cool things that I am not allowed to do.
01:02:02Okay, Izzy, those are just future regrets.
01:02:04Well, my past future regrets were good stories. Okay? Not like fixing a shower.
01:02:09Fixing a shower? I'm so lost.
01:02:13Day one, we all agreed to keep Izzy's best interest front and center. So, let's open discussions on Izzy's proposals.
01:02:20These are not proposals. These are complaints.
01:02:22Either way, we debate the pros and cons and put things to a vote. Robert's rules of order, right?
01:02:27Great. Which we will do when we reconvene, but I have to go because I have an appointment.
01:02:32No, no.
01:02:33What kind of appointment?
01:02:34There's nothing on your calendar.
01:02:35It's an emergency to Root Canal. I will see you when we reconvene on Monday.
01:02:41I mean, does it hurt?
01:02:42Who wears a chic wide-legged pantsuit to a Root Canal?
01:02:46My father is still stuck in the fossil fuels of last century.
01:02:49Well, Mr. Graves, those fossil fuels got you some pretty sweet office space.
01:02:53I think the future is connectivity.
01:02:55I agree. I am all about in-person connectivity.
01:02:58No, no, no, no. Like, connecting through our phones.
01:03:01Yuki said you're spearheading a whole-life transformation for your own sister.
01:03:06How does that work, exactly?
01:03:08Drawing upon my time at Bescheduled, I assembled a skilled board of directors.
01:03:13The mission? A total reorg of Izzy's life.
01:03:16Now, committees were formed to impact every bucket of her life.
01:03:20Career, relationship, appearance.
01:03:23And the same can be true for subscribers to our app using their contacts.
01:03:26And the same can be true for our contacts.
01:03:27Wow.
01:03:34Hi.
01:03:34Hi.
01:03:36Please.
01:03:41You're a regular here?
01:03:43No, not really. Just, it's kind of seemed like a good idea.
01:03:47Neutral territory.
01:03:49Um, about the other day, I'm sorry.
01:03:53Yeah, me too. I, um, I shouldn't have said what I did.
01:03:56About getting so much in my own head?
01:03:58Yeah, like, I totally understand. I'm a complete head case, you know.
01:04:02Sorry, one, one, one second.
01:04:04Yeah, yeah, hi, this is Megan.
01:04:08What?
01:04:09The, the police?
01:04:12Yes, yes, of course. I will be right there.
01:04:14Bye.
01:04:15That was Izzy's apartment manager.
01:04:17Apparently she threw a little party.
01:04:19Ah, well, it sounds like a good one if the cops were called.
01:04:21Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:27No, no, no, not the throw pillows.
01:04:33Hello? Come on in.
01:04:39Izzy!
01:04:41What?
01:04:41What is happening here?
01:04:43A, a party.
01:04:44Yes, I can see that.
01:04:46Who, who, who is this?
01:04:47Oh, I'm Woody.
01:04:48It's short for Woody.
01:04:49Street art ex-con.
01:04:51Um, I can hear you.
01:04:53And I told you I was done with Carson.
01:04:55I couldn't listen to one more word about arbitration or gross exposure.
01:04:58So you thought you'd just throw a little soiree to celebrate your newfound singlehood?
01:05:01Actually, no, this is to celebrate that I quit my gallery job.
01:05:06Without consulting anyone on the board?
01:05:09Izzy, you agreed.
01:05:10This was your idea.
01:05:12And then you invited your weird friends over to trash your apartment.
01:05:14This has been so hard, Meg.
01:05:17Izzy, once again, you have made a gigantic mess.
01:05:21And you just expect someone else to come in and clean it up.
01:05:24I thought that you had changed.
01:05:25Whoa, just wait a second.
01:05:36What?
01:05:36Don't you think you're being just a little hard on Izzy?
01:05:39Izzy is backsliding or regressing or whatever the term is.
01:05:42All of our hard work, oof, it's gone.
01:05:45Maybe Izzy's just being true to her own nature.
01:05:48Well, yeah.
01:05:48So then what was the point of this entire experiment?
01:05:50Granted, this whole thing was a life makeover for Izzy, but you know it's become bigger than that.
01:05:56Do you want to get some dinner?
01:05:57I can cook.
01:05:58We can talk some more.
01:05:59I'm sorry.
01:06:00I just don't feel like I'm very good company right now.
01:06:03Would it be okay if we talked after the next meeting?
01:06:05Yeah, of course.
01:06:08We can wait till then.
01:06:20Troy wants to jump right into the analysis and planning stage of app development with you taking charge.
01:06:38His lawyers are already talking finances and budget.
01:06:42Wow.
01:06:42I mean, that is, that is, that's just really fast.
01:06:46You know, I haven't even had a chance to tell Izzy about this yet.
01:06:49Well, you better fill her in or the press release will.
01:06:52Okay, um, Yuki, I feel like maybe I should probably tell you that the Izzy M Inc. experiment kind of, kind of imploded.
01:06:59Nope, not listening.
01:07:00I don't want to hear how the inspiration for the app is a dud.
01:07:03Be psyched, girl boss.
01:07:04New chapter.
01:07:05All right.
01:07:07New chapter.
01:07:09Thanks.
01:07:10Hey, guys.
01:07:11So, uh, before we start, I have news.
01:07:15And, uh, it's kind of big, so, uh, I'm just suddenly feeling like I've missed something.
01:07:22What's going on?
01:07:23Izzy?
01:07:25Izzy, what is happening?
01:07:28What?
01:07:28Why are you upset?
01:07:29How could you betray me like this?
01:07:31What?
01:07:33Curtis, what?
01:07:34She doesn't know, does she?
01:07:36I'll do the honors.
01:07:39Entrepreneur Troy Graves is partnering with startup hotshot Megan Moore to develop a revolutionary life coach by committee app.
01:07:47Quote,
01:07:48Megan brings unprecedented skill to the creation of this product just as she did with her unorthodox approach of applying the principles of business to successfully overhaul her own sister's life.
01:07:59Press release goes on the list.
01:08:00Some examples of how the art can capitalize on them.
01:08:04And they use Izzy's full name, too, which is wrong.
01:08:07You guys, I very much understand that this looks really bad, but please, let me explain.
01:08:13The press release was really not supposed to come out this soon.
01:08:17Should not have mentioned you.
01:08:18But listen, when I tell you about this, you're going to be excited.
01:08:21Excited?
01:08:22Yeah.
01:08:22No, you used me.
01:08:24Izzy M. Inc., this board, the whole thing was just for your own career resuscitation.
01:08:30No, not even close.
01:08:33Izzy, the whole investor thing of it all, that started after we began.
01:08:39This has always been about helping you.
01:08:41Helping me or helping me become you.
01:08:45My whole life, I looked up to perfect Megan.
01:08:49But she didn't even know I was there.
01:08:51I just got left behind.
01:08:52I was left behind.
01:08:56You always had Mom.
01:08:58You had Ken.
01:08:58You know, Mom would always say that, oh, we don't got to worry about Megan.
01:09:01She's got a good head on her shoulders.
01:09:03Oh, really?
01:09:04Mom said that?
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:05Figures.
01:09:06Yeah.
01:09:06And what does that mean for me, huh?
01:09:08That I'm the screw-up?
01:09:10Because maybe I should just own it.
01:09:12Izzy, I had no idea.
01:09:14Of course not, because up until a few months ago, we barely spoke.
01:09:19Are you embarrassed of me?
01:09:21No.
01:09:22No.
01:09:23Because I thought that this whole experiment would bring us together and make me more like
01:09:29you and that I would fit more into your bubble and, like, you would like me.
01:09:34Of course I like you.
01:09:35Who wouldn't like you?
01:09:36Yeah, but you know what I learned through all this?
01:09:39I might be a disaster, but I'm a happy disaster.
01:09:43Megan, all you care about is being perfect and on schedule and making sure you have everything
01:09:49right.
01:09:51But you don't even know what happiness feels like.
01:09:54But I know that doesn't really matter to you because, um, you're on top now.
01:09:58He's a big CEO.
01:10:02What does it matter about the casualties along the way?
01:10:07I'm sorry.
01:10:09Okay.
01:10:09I just...
01:10:10I'm sorry.
01:10:11Yoo-hoo!
01:10:12Anyone in here?
01:10:14I do love the work designer bargain.
01:10:18Oh!
01:10:19This is the sample sale.
01:10:21Oh!
01:10:24Pitsy?
01:10:25What are you doing here?
01:10:27Frank?
01:10:28Megan, what is going on?
01:10:30Izzy can fill you in.
01:10:32Mom.
01:10:33And, uh, I reside.
01:10:35Effective immediately.
01:10:37So, um, Curtis, maybe you...
01:10:42Right.
01:10:51Megan.
01:10:51Oh, sweetheart.
01:10:55Oh, sweetheart.
01:10:56It's okay.
01:10:57It's okay.
01:10:57It's okay.
01:11:13Is he?
01:11:14Is he?
01:11:14I tried to stay mad, but my mom wisely said, to err is human.
01:11:27To forgive, divine.
01:11:29I don't think Beverly...
01:11:30Oh, she sent over a fresh batch of booch?
01:11:34Come on.
01:11:35I, uh, really screwed up, didn't I?
01:11:43Pretty much.
01:11:44So what happened after I left?
01:11:46Board's dissolved.
01:11:47Experiment over.
01:11:49I did get to hang out with Lois, though.
01:11:51I can't believe she didn't try to take over.
01:11:54It's, uh, kind of Lois's M.O.
01:11:56Izzy didn't want her to.
01:11:59Oh, man, I just, I'm really messed up with Izzy.
01:12:01I have no idea how to make this up to her.
01:12:03Can't help you there.
01:12:04Hmm.
01:12:06Hey, um...
01:12:08I have some other kind of bad news,
01:12:11which is that I...
01:12:13I decided not to take Troy Graves' money.
01:12:17It just didn't feel like the right thing to do anymore.
01:12:19I'm sorry.
01:12:20Oh, I wasn't coming with you anyway.
01:12:23What?
01:12:24What?
01:12:24Why not?
01:12:25You weren't the only one secretly taking meetings.
01:12:28Curtis!
01:12:29I got a social media job at the Initiator Press.
01:12:33You're...
01:12:33That's wonderful.
01:12:36I'm so happy for you.
01:12:40Good job, Curtis.
01:12:46So what are you gonna do?
01:12:48I don't know.
01:12:52But you know what?
01:12:53I am overdue.
01:12:54Doing this.
01:12:58Bye-bye, bescheduled.
01:13:02Izzy's right.
01:13:03I am the tragic one.
01:13:04I've been so busy trying to have control over absolutely everything that I...
01:13:08I haven't been living.
01:13:10Well, like my mom always says,
01:13:12you need to go find your smile.
01:13:14Curtis, your mom.
01:13:19Curtis, your mom's right.
01:13:20She always is.
01:13:21She always is.
01:13:24Yeah.
01:13:29We should have told you, mom.
01:13:32Well, I knew something was going on.
01:13:34I call it mom tuition.
01:13:36Right.
01:13:36Believe me, I was happy that you girls were spending time together, but I didn't know you formed a corporation.
01:13:43We're having board meetings, which is a very clever idea, actually.
01:13:47I'm just a little sad you didn't want me to be a part of it.
01:13:52I'm sorry, mom.
01:13:53I am.
01:13:54I do know what it feels like to be excluded.
01:13:56Honey, I never meant for you to feel left out of the family.
01:14:00You just always seemed like you didn't need us.
01:14:03That's not true.
01:14:05Megan, you're so together.
01:14:09Whereas Izzy is...
01:14:11Izzy.
01:14:12I know.
01:14:14And I know how you must have thought I was playing favorites.
01:14:18But I love each of my girls equally.
01:14:25Thank you, mom.
01:14:27I, uh...
01:14:28Yeah, I think I actually did need to hear that, so...
01:14:32I miss dad.
01:14:39I do, too.
01:14:41And, by the way, I do know that you were just doing the best you could with Izzy.
01:14:46I get that now.
01:14:47And you were doing the best you could with your board of directors thing.
01:14:52Yes.
01:14:52But really, I think I was just trying to become a version of you.
01:14:55Just swoop in, try to fix everything.
01:14:57Well, we're fixers no more, because little baby bird Izzy has blown the nest.
01:15:03Really?
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:04She's still not really speaking to me.
01:15:07Well, I told her you weren't doing the app anymore, but she does still have that voodoo doll in her bedroom.
01:15:13Looks remarkably like you, actually.
01:15:16She's very talented when she's mad.
01:15:20She did sign up for a yoga teacher training course, and she's studying to get her esthetician license.
01:15:27She did pass ear piercing.
01:15:28Wow.
01:15:30She's giving herself options, but she's very smart.
01:15:32Yeah.
01:15:33And she missed her friends in that nutty home she was in before.
01:15:36So she negotiated herself out of that new apartment lease, if she promised to clean it up, and she did.
01:15:44Wow.
01:15:44Woody helped her paint, and your art friend Dominic, he fixed a cabinet door.
01:15:50God, he was so handy, that man.
01:15:52Mm-hmm.
01:15:53Didn't realize that Izzy and Dominic were still in touch.
01:15:56Yeah, seems so.
01:15:58Izzy said the whole board is still friends.
01:16:02That's good.
01:16:03And Izzy is not getting back together with Woody.
01:16:09After the whole Carson thing, she decided to go boy sober for a while, and she's dating herself.
01:16:16Like, that's gonna get me grandchildren.
01:16:18Mom, I'm kidding.
01:16:20I can joke, you know.
01:16:22Oh, I know.
01:16:23Oh, look at this.
01:16:29She looks great.
01:16:30Well, yes, but look, her feet aren't on my couch.
01:16:34She's found her own path.
01:16:37About time.
01:16:41Hey, I was thinking, after this, we could maybe go on a mother-daughter bonding experience.
01:16:50Oh, you look beautiful.
01:17:07Thank you, Mom.
01:17:08Here.
01:17:08Okay.
01:17:11You know, there's so many other ways to have champagne.
01:17:14For example, we could go somewhere, and I could buy you some.
01:17:17Please let me live out my fantasy of being mother of the bride.
01:17:21Okay, fine.
01:17:24Oh.
01:17:25All right.
01:17:25All right.
01:17:26You got me.
01:17:27I admit it.
01:17:28I guess this is kind of fun.
01:17:30It's only because of how weirdly happy it makes you.
01:17:34You know, I really like that Dominic fella.
01:17:38Yeah, I really did, too.
01:17:40It's just one of the many things I've screwed up lately.
01:17:42Okay.
01:17:42Hey, Mom.
01:17:47Mm-hmm?
01:17:48I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:17:50It involves getting the gang back together, and a whole lot of apologizing slash explaining that I have to do.
01:17:56I'm, I'm keeping me.
01:17:58Mm-hmm.
01:18:04Yeah.
01:18:06Yeah.
01:18:06Yeah.
01:18:10Yeah.
01:18:10Yeah.
01:18:14Yeah.
01:18:15Yeah.
01:18:16Yeah.
01:18:18Yeah.
01:18:20Yeah.
01:18:22Okay, Dad, where are we?
01:18:46Here we go!
01:18:47Okay.
01:18:48Surprise!
01:18:49You guys, this is better than anything we could fast for.
01:18:59Oh, it wasn't us.
01:19:01It was all Megan.
01:19:03Happy birthday, is it?
01:19:04Happy birthday!
01:19:06Yay!
01:19:07Happy birthday!
01:19:09I can't believe them!
01:19:12Hey, happy 30 it is.
01:19:17Yay!
01:19:18What are you doing here?
01:19:20What's up?
01:19:21Happy birthday!
01:19:22Oh my goodness.
01:19:24Hi!
01:19:25Happy birthday!
01:19:26Hi!
01:19:27Hi!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:29I know you love a party.
01:19:30It's just seemed a lot more, you know, like you, surprises and all.
01:19:42I owe you a really big apology.
01:19:45I do.
01:19:46Because I tried to change you and I absolutely never should have done that.
01:19:53You have the biggest heart and I just hope that there's still room in it for me.
01:20:03Uh, well, I did come to you asking for my life to be transformed before my 30th birthday.
01:20:13And it is.
01:20:14Just, maybe not the way either of us imagined.
01:20:17Right.
01:20:18I hope you know that you changed my life too.
01:20:20Oh yes, I know.
01:20:21You don't have a big stick up here.
01:20:22I was gonna say I learned to live a little.
01:20:24I love it just the way you are.
01:20:25I love you.
01:20:26Okay.
01:20:27Can we have lemon drop shots now?
01:20:28Yes.
01:20:29Okay.
01:20:30Let's invite mom.
01:20:31Oh!
01:20:32Okay.
01:20:33All right.
01:20:34Bring it in.
01:20:35Cheers, guys.
01:20:36Happy birthday!
01:20:38I'm just so proud of my girls.
01:20:41Even though I'm just so proud of my girls.
01:20:44Even though I'm just so proud of my girls.
01:20:53Even though it wasn't a very conventional route to family togetherness.
01:20:57Has anything about this family ever been conventional?
01:21:00I don't know.
01:21:01Now that you're mentioning, no.
01:21:02You ladies keep me on my toes.
01:21:04I've been traded for the world.
01:21:12So I have this credit card now and it gives you 2% back.
01:21:14You spend the money and then they give you some money back.
01:21:16I'm like, what?
01:21:17I'm gonna save that money.
01:21:18I'm gonna take it.
01:21:19I'm gonna use it to go to Peru.
01:21:20I'm gonna see these llamas.
01:21:21I'm gonna sleep with the llamas.
01:21:22You know what?
01:21:23There's so much to share with you.
01:21:24I'll tell you back at the house.
01:21:25Okay?
01:21:26Bye, Rumi.
01:21:27Hey.
01:21:28Oh, hi.
01:21:29Hey.
01:21:30So, uh, I invited Dominic.
01:21:32I was sure he would show up for you.
01:21:34Oh, he has shown.
01:21:35But I think it's for you.
01:21:37What?
01:21:38Happy birthdays.
01:21:40Oh, thanks.
01:21:43Sorry, I'm late.
01:21:44My, uh, schedule's been all screwy this week.
01:21:46I had to switch lectures with a colleague.
01:21:47Of course.
01:21:48I just didn't think you were coming.
01:21:50You miss this?
01:21:51Never.
01:21:54I made a mistake.
01:21:55You warned me and I didn't listen.
01:21:57I think you saved your time.
01:21:59So you're not mad?
01:22:00It wasn't in my place to be mad at you.
01:22:02I was always the independent director on Izzy's board.
01:22:05I'm sorry I went so hot and cold and then I pushed you away.
01:22:10Just a terrible force of habit.
01:22:12I know.
01:22:13And now?
01:22:18Come with me.
01:22:25You know, I never really understood that John Lennon quote.
01:22:29I think it's from when he was young and they were asking him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
01:22:33And he said, I just want to be happy.
01:22:37I think I get it now.
01:22:39Goldie Hawn said that.
01:22:40No, she didn't.
01:22:41She did.
01:22:42She did.
01:22:43It's okay.
01:22:48So, what's next?
01:22:51Uh, it seems like we're dancing.
01:22:53I meant with work.
01:22:54Oh, well.
01:22:55I'm going to partner with Curtis and his mom and take her kombucha brand nationwide.
01:23:00And then what?
01:23:02I don't know.
01:23:04I just want to be in good company.
01:23:11And then we're alone.
01:23:12Will you still kiss me?
01:23:13And when we're home, will you pretend I'm the only one?
01:23:28Will you SOFIN Mothin?
01:23:29Will you still kiss me?
01:23:30My friend.
01:23:31I heard from your friends.
01:23:33You had been untrue.
01:23:34Oh, but I did not believe them.
01:23:41Until I walked in on you.
01:23:44Until I walk in on you
01:23:49I wish you won't let the world in me
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