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00:02:17It's okay.
00:02:18It's okay.
00:02:20It's okay.
00:03:21I'm looking for the concert.
00:03:22I'm going to drive right by it.
00:03:24There it is.
00:03:28Very funny.
00:03:36And it's going to be good.
00:03:40Nice baby.
00:03:40The traffic.
00:03:43And we've seen the traffic.
00:03:45We have enough.
00:03:45The traffic.
00:03:48We're at one point.
00:03:50This is called...
00:03:51The first place.
00:03:58Shit.
00:04:00What?
00:04:01Can't find my wallet.
00:04:06Are you in a suitcase?
00:04:07No.
00:04:08No, it's not in my suitcase.
00:04:10Somewhere.
00:04:12Maybe it's in my car.
00:04:24What's going on?
00:04:26What did you think?
00:04:28She's lost her purse, her purse.
00:04:30No, there's nothing.
00:04:31There's nothing.
00:04:32There's nothing.
00:04:32There's nothing.
00:04:35Did you just give her a minute?
00:04:36I don't know if she was sitting here.
00:04:37One moment.
00:04:38One moment.
00:04:39I don't know anything.
00:04:40I don't know anything.
00:04:42I don't know anything.
00:04:48Where did you have it lost?
00:04:51Um...
00:04:52The train station, I think?
00:04:53The exchange group?
00:04:57Oh, Jamie.
00:04:59I'm sorry.
00:05:02That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:05:09This is 170, not 70.
00:05:12Where do we need to go?
00:05:13We need to...
00:05:13We need 70.
00:05:19We need 70.
00:05:20We need 70,000.
00:05:25Here we go.
00:05:35Is this it?
00:05:37Thank you, son.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:57It's nice.
00:05:59Yes, I have a credit card.
00:06:00Numbers are on file on my computer.
00:06:04Yes, I have them here.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:07Five, five, three, three, seven, six, four, five, eight, seven, eight, seven, nine, one, five, seven.
00:06:19Five, seven.
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:24Expires 12.15.
00:06:26No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:06:29We're here for two weeks.
00:06:32No, I'm working here.
00:06:36Yes, I'll hold.
00:06:39You love how they ask, as if I have a choice.
00:06:42Do you know what I'm going to try to do while I'm here?
00:06:45Besides, learn Italian.
00:06:47I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:06:50I don't at all.
00:06:51I admire you.
00:06:52I just think it's too late for me.
00:06:55That's not true.
00:06:57You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:07:00And besides, what's the point?
00:07:02The whole bloody world speaks English.
00:07:04Well, I, am going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:07:10Yes.
00:07:12All right.
00:07:15Okay.
00:07:17Well, if you can see it through to the end, I think that's wonderful.
00:07:26I think it's a fantastic idea, Jane.
00:07:31I always have.
00:07:32You know that?
00:07:36She doesn't sound very supportive.
00:07:40You have my support.
00:07:42I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:07:46I just know how emotional listening to them can be.
00:07:49Has been for you.
00:07:51I think enough time has passed.
00:07:53Well, that's great.
00:08:18Why do you think he killed himself?
00:08:26David Foster Wallace.
00:08:29I don't know.
00:08:32You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:08:35You have to read it when I'm done, though.
00:08:43Do you think he recognized a blank infinity, just stretching out?
00:08:49He got to this point, maybe, where it was just day after day after day.
00:08:54I really don't know.
00:08:55Do you know?
00:08:56Just so tedious.
00:08:59And then, of course, he felt guilty.
00:09:01Most people think life is too short, and there he was, all the talent in the world, and it wasn't
00:09:05enough.
00:09:05Jane, can I not talk about this?
00:09:10Just a bit more, Ben.
00:09:27Love you.
00:09:30Love you, too.
00:09:50Do you feel all right?
00:09:52Do you feel okay?
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:56Are you sure?
00:10:00Mm-hmm.
00:10:10Mm-hmm.
00:10:15Mm-hmm.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:52I don't know.
00:11:31Are you sure you won't come with?
00:11:33You'll be so busy.
00:11:37I get boring all alone.
00:11:39I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:11:43True.
00:11:48Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:11:52If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:11:57So I can worry about you.
00:11:59Okay.
00:12:05I've left you some money here.
00:12:10I'll see you later.
00:12:11Have a good day.
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:38Okay. Do you have any stories for my book?
00:12:43What kind of stories?
00:12:45Stories that you've prepared before I can ask them a list of stories that Dad told me about.
00:12:50Go ahead and ask from your father's list. God rest his soul.
00:12:53Let's start with the war.
00:12:55We went into an air raid shelter. My mother, your great-grandmother, she was shaking.
00:13:01Sirens wailed and... and then there was the sound of a bomb.
00:13:05And the man next to us, he said,
00:13:08I was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy, and half of it got blown
00:13:13away.
00:13:15There was blood in his hair.
00:13:17He was all alone. That nearly finished my mother, you know.
00:13:23Here we were in this tiny town in England, miles from Germany, from Russia, from Italy, from any front lines.
00:13:31And this man, he had blood in his hair.
00:13:40Good night.
00:13:41Good night, Cappuccino?
00:14:12We were riding our bikes to school when the Germans started firing at us.
00:14:17We jumped into a hedge.
00:14:19We were terrified, but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing.
00:14:25It feels now as if I'm the only one who remembers that.
00:14:28It's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday.
00:14:33Oh, hi, Leonard.
00:14:35It's Jane.
00:14:37I decided to take an impromptu trip to Iskia, or, um, Iskia, as they pronounce it.
00:14:43See, I'm learning a little bit.
00:14:45Um, anyway, I'll be home later.
00:14:49I hope you have a good day. Bye.
00:14:52Those friends are all dead now.
00:14:54There's no one left.
00:14:56That's one of my regrets, you know.
00:15:00Sometimes I think I should have had more children, not just your father.
00:15:05You're all alone now that your parents are gone.
00:15:09No brothers, no sisters.
00:15:14I'm upsetting you.
00:15:17Let's talk about something else.
00:15:18You want to ask me more boring questions about the war?
00:15:23All right, then.
00:15:26Uh, scusi.
00:15:27Scusi.
00:15:28Um, the castle?
00:15:30Castle?
00:15:31Uh, no, no, no.
00:15:34No, no, no.
00:15:35Um, Castello Aureganese?
00:15:39Uh, andare.
00:15:40Andare?
00:15:41Andare?
00:15:41Andare?
00:15:41Andare?
00:15:42Ah, grazie.
00:15:44They'd been shot through the neck.
00:15:47The bullet went in one side and came out the other.
00:15:51And there were all these bomb holes filled with water, and he couldn't tell which was the
00:15:55German side and which was the Allied side.
00:15:59When he came home after something like that, you couldn't really complain to him about anything,
00:16:05now could you?
00:16:06I'm actually going there now, to the castle.
00:16:08You speak English now?
00:16:10Yeah.
00:16:10Why, do you think I was Italian?
00:16:11Yeah.
00:16:12Yes!
00:16:13That's great.
00:16:13That's cool.
00:16:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:16:15I used to be an old...
00:16:16Where are you from?
00:16:18London.
00:16:19No, in America.
00:16:20Come on.
00:16:21Maine.
00:16:21No, shit.
00:16:22I'm from Massachusetts.
00:16:23That's crazy.
00:16:24That's weird.
00:16:25Right?
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:27Vacation?
00:16:28No.
00:16:29Are you?
00:16:30What?
00:16:30Are you here on vacation?
00:16:31Oh.
00:16:35Sorry.
00:16:36I thought you were saying you were on vacation.
00:16:38Me?
00:16:38No.
00:16:40So, come on.
00:16:43My husband is working in Naples.
00:16:45What does he do?
00:16:47He is playing in a concert at the end of the month.
00:16:50Cool.
00:16:51What does he play?
00:16:53Viola.
00:16:54Mm-mm-mm.
00:16:55The viola.
00:16:58Any good?
00:17:00Yes.
00:17:00Very.
00:17:04How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
00:17:08You put it in a viola case.
00:17:11Right?
00:17:13That's not funny.
00:17:14What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
00:17:17A coffin has a dead person on the inside.
00:17:20Because viola players are dead?
00:17:22No?
00:17:22Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
00:17:28Because even though you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
00:17:34I can't help it.
00:17:35I've got this weird autistic mind for jokes, and I went to this music-slash-nerd summer camp
00:17:39when I was like 10, and I played the triangle.
00:17:41Right.
00:17:41And I'm an only child, so, you know, understand.
00:17:46You look too young to be married.
00:17:48Are you newlywed?
00:17:50No.
00:17:52No.
00:18:01Grazie.
00:18:01Grazie.
00:18:02Grazie.
00:18:02Still making me feel like a stalker.
00:18:04Fuck.
00:18:04Come on Italia, por favor.
00:18:06Yes, you have it.
00:18:10Grazie.
00:18:11Grazie.
00:18:13Uno?
00:18:14No.
00:18:15No.
00:18:15All right.
00:18:17Oh, hey, have you got 50 cents?
00:18:21You can catch it.
00:18:25Grazie.
00:18:26Grazie.
00:18:27Grazie.
00:18:49What brought you out of here today?
00:18:51Barry.
00:18:52Ha!
00:18:53Barry.
00:18:54I like it.
00:18:56They have this device down in the basement.
00:18:58It's like a torture cage.
00:19:00They lock you in there until you turn to bones.
00:19:04But can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
00:19:06That would suck.
00:19:13In, like, the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:19:18It must have smelled pretty bad.
00:19:20All those people crammed onto this rock.
00:19:25Wow.
00:19:27I know.
00:19:28I've been coming here every day and it still gets me.
00:19:32If only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:19:35You're a tourist.
00:19:37No, I'm not.
00:19:39I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization dedicated to studying
00:19:45the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:19:50I can't tell if you're joking.
00:19:52I'm dead fucking serious.
00:19:55No, I just didn't want to go to college and they paid for me to come over.
00:19:58Four connecting flights, a 72-hour plane ride, but, you know, it was worth it.
00:20:02My first time out of the U.S.
00:20:04How old are you?
00:20:05I'm 19.
00:20:05It's my birthday today.
00:20:07Is it really?
00:20:08Uh-huh.
00:20:09Happy birthday.
00:20:10Thank you very much.
00:20:11Yeah, so I left the program after, like, a month.
00:20:14Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:20:17I just stayed on the island because I have this awesome living situation.
00:20:21I'll tell you the short version.
00:20:22Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia, so when I come over, I Facebook the second cousin
00:20:26twice removed.
00:20:27The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know, is when one person's great-grandparent
00:20:31is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:20:33I'd love to hear the long version.
00:20:35Sorry.
00:20:36Anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great-uncle who lives on the island,
00:20:40so I show up, he answers the door, and he's like the oldest fucker I've ever seen.
00:20:45He's pushing easily, pushing a hundred.
00:20:47A hundred?
00:20:48Yeah, if not older.
00:20:50He's, like, deaf and blind and about four feet tall, and he mumbles a couple of things
00:20:53to me in some crazy dialect, ushers me inside, pours me a glass of wine, and leads me to
00:20:58this basement apartment, and, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:21:06Oh, my God.
00:21:11What?
00:21:13Oh, my God.
00:21:17Oh, my God.
00:21:24Oh, my God.
00:21:26Oh, my God.
00:21:53Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears.
00:21:58To turn withered hope green through desire.
00:22:04To re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:22:12Who is that?
00:22:14Victoria Colonna.
00:22:17Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:22:20You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you, Jane?
00:22:24Sneaky.
00:22:26Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and
00:22:31Italian.
00:22:33I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:22:35Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes.
00:22:40But that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:22:44Let's hear it then.
00:22:46In Italian.
00:22:48Let's hear the poem.
00:22:49Come on.
00:22:52Come on.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:20I'm impressed.
00:23:23You hungry?
00:23:26Why, you gonna take me out?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:33All right then.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:40Two pastas with the house sauce, please?
00:23:43Red.
00:23:44Red.
00:23:45Red.
00:23:45Uh-huh.
00:23:47Grazie.
00:23:48So you're really not going to tell me what you do?
00:23:55I write freelance articles about parties and fashion trends in town and country UK.
00:24:01There's something else.
00:24:09I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England, living through two world wars.
00:24:16I recorded her for hours and hours.
00:24:19But now, I don't know.
00:24:24What don't you know?
00:24:27You want to listen?
00:24:29A little?
00:24:30Yeah.
00:24:31Yeah, yeah, no, I love to listen.
00:24:49All tangled up.
00:24:51Oh, God.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:57Awful as it was, it made you stronger.
00:25:01These days, people whine about all sorts of things, and I'm not one of those old people
00:25:05who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:25:09We all have our own private wars every era, but it was nothing like it.
00:25:15It really brought people together, the war.
00:25:17We helped each other during that time.
00:25:20We had to laugh.
00:25:22We had to smile.
00:25:22Well, if not for ourselves, then for the people we'd lost.
00:25:27I'll shut that thing off.
00:25:29Would you get it out of my face?
00:25:34That is like, it's like a window in time.
00:25:38The sort of thing you wish you always did before someone died, you know?
00:25:42My husband thinks I'm never going to finish it.
00:25:45I don't care what anyone thinks.
00:25:48We met while I was recording her.
00:25:51Bonding over granny, huh?
00:25:53Make it sound perverse.
00:25:55That's what it was, right?
00:25:58Buongiorno.
00:25:59Buongiorno.
00:26:00Signori.
00:26:08I got pregnant, so he got married.
00:26:16I lost the baby.
00:26:20I'm sorry.
00:26:44I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:26:52Did you, uh, did you ever hear that story about the red string?
00:26:58I think I might have.
00:27:00Tell me.
00:27:04It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like, uh, your soulmate or your family or,
00:27:15you know, someone you bump into on the street,
00:27:18we're all connected by this red string.
00:27:23It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:27:32There's this moment in the tape.
00:27:36I'm sitting, waiting in the airport bar for my flight.
00:27:41And I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing adventure and how
00:27:49I'm going to show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:28:01I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:28:05That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:28:08Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:28:12Maybe.
00:28:15Maybe I just want to write about nothing.
00:28:18Everything is nothing.
00:28:21All the best.
00:28:22Un compleanno.
00:28:24Grazie.
00:28:24Grazie.
00:28:28Make a wish.
00:28:30Oh, yeah.
00:28:30Make it great.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:40Bravo.
00:28:42Bravo.
00:28:43Hey.
00:28:52What do you mean I'm ready to go?
00:28:53What?
00:28:54Grab my hand.
00:28:55Go, go, go.
00:28:56Oh, my God.
00:28:57Oh, my gosh.
00:28:57Oh, my gosh.
00:28:58Oh, my gosh.
00:29:00Oh, no.
00:29:00What?
00:29:01What do you mean?
00:29:02Oh, my gosh.
00:29:02Oh, my gosh.
00:29:04Oh, my gosh.
00:29:06Oh, my gosh.
00:29:12Oh, my gosh.
00:29:12Oh, my gosh.
00:29:18Oh, my gosh.
00:29:20Oh, my gosh.
00:29:28Oh, my gosh.
00:29:29Oh, my gosh.
00:29:30Oh, my gosh.
00:29:30Oh, my gosh.
00:29:31Oh, my gosh.
00:29:31Oh, my gosh.
00:29:31Oh, my gosh.
00:29:31Oh, my gosh.
00:29:31Oh, my gosh.
00:29:32Oh, my gosh.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:42Did it make you feel better if I said I said no one day off?
00:29:46Yes, it's true.
00:29:48Yes, it's true.
00:29:50I paid the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:29:55You're horrible.
00:29:57You're horrible.
00:29:59You're horrible.
00:30:00Come on, let's go.
00:30:03Quick, let's go.
00:30:07Why are we still running?
00:30:08I don't know why we're still running.
00:30:22Oh, my God.
00:30:29It went up my nose.
00:30:36We come back?
00:30:38Maybe.
00:30:41Maybe is not a no.
00:30:44And since I don't have a phone, you're gonna have to give me your number.
00:30:48For cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:30:52No.
00:30:56Fair enough.
00:31:05I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:31:12Hey.
00:31:17Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:31:33Why?
00:31:37So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:47Happy birthday.
00:31:59You're welcome.
00:32:04Oh, myía.
00:32:05Get off.
00:32:12You're welcome.
00:32:24Get off for theers.
00:32:26You hat.
00:32:26Too much work.
00:32:26Devil is waiting for me.
00:32:27How long have you not answered?
00:32:35I don't know.
00:33:05I don't know.
00:33:06Are you awake?
00:33:07Yeah, I've got so much of this stuff to get through.
00:33:11Got through.
00:33:13Nice.
00:33:18There are the great big events.
00:33:21The things you think you'll always remember, and you do,
00:33:24but there are other smaller.
00:33:27Picking a blackberry that's been in the sun,
00:33:29or brushing the fingertip of someone you didn't know you loved
00:33:32until you touched them.
00:33:36Nellie was this little collie who wouldn't go on a leash,
00:33:39so she had to sit on a bicycle seat.
00:33:43They stay with me, too.
00:33:55Jane.
00:33:57Jane.
00:33:58Jane.
00:34:00Jane.
00:34:01Got some pastries.
00:34:05You're still asleep?
00:34:08Jane.
00:34:13Jane.
00:34:14Jane.
00:34:17Jane.
00:34:17Jane.
00:34:17Jane.
00:34:46Jane.
00:34:46Jane.
00:34:47Jane.
00:34:47Jane.
00:34:51Jane.
00:34:53Jane.
00:34:55Jane.
00:34:56Jane.
00:35:03Jane.
00:35:17Jane.
00:35:21Jane.
00:35:23Jane.
00:35:34out on the bill. You just ran? What do you mean you ran out on the bill? Perhaps I'm not
00:35:40explaining
00:35:40it well. It was, it was fun. It was just fun. How's work? The conductor is actually a descendant
00:36:01and water leg, which is fascinating. The three of us are planning dinner before we leave.
00:36:06I'd like that.
00:36:11Jane?
00:36:14Oh my God. This is Caleb.
00:36:18Hi. No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:36:20We were? That's so weird. Sit, please. Sit down. Join us.
00:36:25What?
00:36:26I don't have a chance of that.
00:36:29I know.
00:36:34I'm off to you when I get back pretty soon. That's okay. I already ate, so I'll just
00:36:39grab a coffee or something.
00:36:49Can I have the check, please?
00:36:53In the cafe, put it in there.
00:36:58Oh, no thank you.
00:37:04Jane, you don't smoke.
00:37:06Yes, I do. Sometimes, at parties.
00:37:12You know that?
00:37:13Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:37:16Got it?
00:37:18Grazie.
00:37:19Grazie.
00:37:20Grazie.
00:37:23Italian food is so overrated.
00:37:26I love it.
00:37:28There's no variety.
00:37:29English food, on the other hand.
00:37:32Say what you like about it.
00:37:33there's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie
00:37:36I went to this party the other day
00:37:38in this villa owned by this
00:37:39old drunk ex-pat
00:37:42they had like a private chef
00:37:44and everything
00:37:44and they were serving this like loaf of meat
00:37:48covered in sauce with all these other
00:37:50loaves
00:37:51and this girl came over to me and said it was cat
00:37:53no joke
00:37:55like a roasted mommy cat
00:37:58and her kittens
00:37:59that is disgusting
00:38:01true story
00:38:06why don't you tell
00:38:08Leonard one of your
00:38:09viola jokes
00:38:13go on
00:38:14it's on my head
00:38:17come on
00:38:18let's hear one
00:38:23I have one
00:38:27what is the definition
00:38:29of perfect pitch
00:38:32what
00:38:36when you throw a viola into the dumpster
00:38:38without hitting the rim
00:38:41you didn't just make that up
00:38:42it's too good
00:38:44I did
00:38:44well I'm impressed and I'm stealing it
00:38:47you can pretty much make that joke about any instrument
00:38:53you play anything Caleb
00:38:55this and that
00:38:56you know
00:38:59shall we
00:39:02what time to go
00:39:03already
00:39:25so what's next on your agenda
00:39:31the monks
00:39:31the monks
00:39:33how do you support yourself
00:39:36you know
00:39:37a bit of this
00:39:38a bit of that
00:39:39all right then
00:39:46I'll walk you
00:39:46does anybody have a pen
00:39:48you got a pen
00:39:49yeah I have a pen
00:39:57yeah I have a pen
00:40:04I have a piece of paper
00:40:05you guys should definitely come over to the island
00:40:08I'll take you somewhere fun
00:40:09come on you know
00:40:09don't knock on the front door
00:40:11come around the side
00:40:12then you're with Gina
00:40:15there you go
00:40:19thank you
00:40:20and thanks again
00:40:22for yesterday
00:40:23no problem
00:40:26hey
00:40:28ciao
00:40:36how stoned are you
00:40:38come on
00:40:39I wish this one part
00:40:40it's not a big deal
00:40:43so you're saying
00:40:44you smoke back at her
00:40:46occasionally
00:40:47can we do something fun tonight
00:40:50sure
00:40:54I'm fine from here
00:40:56okay
00:40:56see you after work
00:40:57yep
00:40:58I'll be waiting
00:40:59I'll be waiting
00:41:20I'll be waiting
00:41:29hey
00:41:30god you scared me
00:41:31are you following me
00:41:34maybe
00:41:35is that weird
00:41:37yeah
00:41:47I couldn't sleep
00:41:48I couldn't sleep last night
00:41:52you told me you were staying near the port
00:41:54so I got the first ferry this morning
00:41:56I came looking for you
00:41:59and I can't believe I found you
00:42:01I got the first thing I found you
00:42:03so I'm feeling
00:42:14I got to sleep
00:42:15so I got to sleep
00:42:15so I got the way
00:42:15I got the free
00:42:15so I can't believe
00:42:15but I routes
00:42:15so I can't believe that
00:42:15and I can't believe Ied
00:42:21well
00:42:43What are we doing?
00:42:45I think we'll make it out.
00:42:49So sexy.
00:42:50And beautiful.
00:43:23I can't do this.
00:43:24What?
00:43:24What?
00:43:25I can't do this.
00:43:26Why?
00:43:38Do you do this a lot?
00:43:39What?
00:43:40Do you do this a lot?
00:43:42What?
00:43:42Do you seduce women?
00:43:43Is this what you do?
00:43:46You need to be less serious.
00:43:54Don't hurt me.
00:43:55Don't hurt me.
00:43:57Do you do this a lot?
00:45:00There was one boy from Belgium. He was lovely. He had a moustache. My mother hated moustaches.
00:45:11And he was shipped off. I never saw him again. Anyways, I met your grandfather not long
00:45:21after and we got married. Was it love at first sight with grandpa? Love at first sight? Stop that thing.
00:45:31I know. You're home early.
00:45:42I do deserve that.
00:45:44And I just love my husband.
00:45:51Jane, I'm sorry. Just give me a minute. I have a hell of a rest of my bed. I've got
00:45:56so
00:45:56much stuff to me. Sorry, darling. Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:46:04Yeah, absolutely. Lots of dinner. I thought we were just staying here. The two of us. I've
00:46:11just got to work this thing out for tomorrow. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.
00:46:15I'm sorry.
00:46:36I'm sorry.
00:46:39I'm sorry.
00:46:40I'm sorry.
00:46:57Sure jargon.
00:47:08Leonard, Leonard, can we talk?
00:47:43Say cheese.
00:47:49No, you should kind of be in the middle.
00:47:52Never mind.
00:47:54Hold on in a second.
00:48:06That's what our living room is missing.
00:48:24What did you do?
00:48:25Put my hand over my mouth.
00:48:26You did?
00:48:27What did you do?
00:48:28Just wave.
00:48:36What did you do?
00:48:51What did you do?
00:49:01What did you do?
00:49:03What did you do?
00:49:05What did you do?
00:49:16What did you do?
00:49:27PIANO PLAYS
00:49:50PIANO PLAYS
00:50:18PIANO PLAYS
00:50:21Is there anything you want?
00:50:27Just as you are, Jane.
00:50:29Just as you are.
00:50:31You're all I need.
00:50:50You're all I need.
00:51:19you're all I need.
00:51:22You're all I need.
00:51:28You're all I need.
00:52:00oh hi did I wake you no I think I need to
00:52:08be less serious
00:52:13yeah will you put my pants on
00:52:17ok
00:52:44you
00:52:53you
00:52:58you
00:53:07you
00:53:15you
00:53:22you
00:53:23you
00:53:28you
00:53:35you
00:53:39you
00:53:51you
00:53:52you
00:53:59you
00:54:04you
00:54:05you
00:54:10you
00:54:18you
00:54:22you
00:54:30you
00:54:42you
00:54:43you
00:54:48you
00:54:50you
00:54:52you
00:55:02you
00:55:11you
00:55:16you
00:55:16you
00:55:28you
00:55:29you
00:55:33you
00:55:49Leonard thought you were lying about those cats
00:55:52you said that?
00:55:57were you?
00:55:59they were delicious
00:56:17you made me feel nervous
00:56:24you
00:56:24you
00:56:24you
00:56:24you make me feel calm
00:56:36you
00:56:36you
00:56:49I'm going to drink.
00:57:11Is that him?
00:57:13Yeah, he just shuffled around all night.
00:57:18Must be lonely.
00:57:43I'm going to drink.
00:57:48I'm going to drink.
00:57:57I'm going to drink.
00:58:08I'm going to drink.
00:58:11I'm going to drink.
00:58:24I'm going to drink.
00:58:34I'm going to drink.
00:58:40I'm going to drink.
00:59:00Again and again and again, again and again and again, once I was single, my pocket is
00:59:12single, I wish I was single again. Again and again and again, again and again and again, once I was
00:59:28single, my pocket is single, I wish I was single again.
00:59:47I didn't sleep at all last night. Where have you been? Just walking. All night. I've been thinking. You left
00:59:57your phone here. I had to plug it in.
01:00:01We need to talk, Leonard. I have to go to work. Can you be late? No, I can't be late.
01:00:12I know.
01:00:13Jay, whatever you have to say to me, I want to hear it. I've committed myself. People are depending on
01:00:21me. I have to go to work.
01:00:26Okay.
01:00:59If it wasn't the war, it would have been something else. There's always something else, isn't there? That's the thing.
01:01:09That's the thing about struggle.
01:01:22I'm going to make some tea. Do you want some?
01:01:26All right.
01:01:33You go out like that again. Just tell me. No worry.
01:01:39Okay.
01:01:42I can't seem to figure out what's going on in your head.
01:01:57Okay.
01:01:59Do you think everything we've been through actually does us any good?
01:02:04In the long run?
01:02:08Or do we just make out struggle to be something meaningful because that's all most of us have?
01:02:26I'll tell you next time we come to Italy to get a proper kitchen.
01:02:39I don't know what you want me to say, Jane.
01:03:02If one little thing had changed in my grandmother's life, I might not be here.
01:03:13Sometimes I worry I'm not honoring her.
01:03:18With the book?
01:03:22No, with my life.
01:03:29This is it, you know.
01:03:31It ends with me.
01:03:38In the harvest time we all went to the field where they were cutting the corn.
01:03:45Everyone was chasing rabbits and then we had our tea in the harvest fields.
01:03:54The horses.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:04:01The horses back then, they were kept beautifully.
01:04:05Dad used to dress them all up. Brass things and little horseshoes.
01:04:11He put braids on them.
01:04:14They used to be gorgeous.
01:04:16What are your plans for tomorrow?
01:04:19There was one.
01:04:21Duke.
01:04:23Duke.
01:04:23He was a Clydesdale I used to ride down to the marshes.
01:04:27Every night when he finished working.
01:04:33They were lovely days, really.
01:04:42They're gone for me.
01:04:44Jane.
01:04:46Jane.
01:04:47But not for you.
01:04:48Jane.
01:04:50You know, it's different for you.
01:04:51In some ways it's easier.
01:04:54You haven't got the war.
01:04:55People don't die as much as they did back then.
01:04:58But in some ways it's more disjointed.
01:05:04You've got to make your own life.
01:05:07One that you love and you can't be afraid of the time.
01:05:14Time is shiftable.
01:05:24There are moments in my life that I would trade 60 years to have back again.
01:05:29That's the truth.
01:05:32You'll know the truth when you find it.
01:05:34It'll come to you like something you've known before rather than something you're learning for the first time.
01:05:43Oh, sorry.
01:05:45Ah!
01:05:47What is it?
01:05:48Oh!
01:05:51Oh, you...
01:05:53Are you all right?
01:05:55Oh.
01:05:56You okay?
01:05:57Yeah, it's on my toe.
01:05:59Oh.
01:06:00It's bleeding.
01:06:02Oh, it's fine.
01:06:03It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
01:06:07Are you finishing that?
01:06:09Yes.
01:06:10Fuck.
01:06:20I met these backpackers last night, Frank and Elsa.
01:06:24She's French, he's German.
01:06:26They're going to Tibet.
01:06:29And I'm going with them.
01:06:32I want you to come with me.
01:06:35I want you to come with me.
01:07:02Bye!
01:07:14I'm going with you.
01:07:15Oh, I'm going with you.
01:07:16I'm going with you.
01:07:16I'm going with you.
01:07:16Oh, my.
01:07:18I've got you.
01:07:19I'm going with you.
01:07:19Oh.
01:07:24Oh yeah, that's fine.
01:07:27If I were doing something else, I'd love you to come with me.
01:07:38Hi.
01:07:39Hi.
01:07:41How are you?
01:07:43I reckon.
01:07:45Long day.
01:07:47God, why didn't they not?
01:07:51I don't think I'm chomped at doing a lot of stuff like this.
01:07:57How's the writing going?
01:08:01I'm feeling inspired.
01:08:06It's fantastic.
01:08:08I think I've figured out the key to finishing the project.
01:08:15Are you listening?
01:08:19You found the key to finishing this project.
01:08:30Well, the water here tastes so funny.
01:08:36Have you ever cheated on me?
01:08:38Oh, Jane.
01:08:40Have you?
01:08:40Can we not?
01:08:42Have you?
01:08:49Absolutely not.
01:08:50Why did you take such a long time to answer that?
01:08:53Because I'm sick.
01:08:56Of what, Leonard?
01:08:57Of it being so hard?
01:09:00Yes.
01:09:01Tedious?
01:09:07I hate talking about sex with you.
01:09:11Is that what we're talking about?
01:09:12Normal people talk about sex, Leonard.
01:09:15And we don't?
01:09:17There's just huge, vacant lots that we don't discuss.
01:09:23Like what?
01:09:24Is there anything you want to ask me?
01:09:26Why?
01:09:27Is there anything you want to tell me?
01:09:28I just want to connect.
01:09:33So you don't feel that we're connected?
01:09:35Do you?
01:09:38I love you.
01:09:47I get it, Leonard.
01:09:49I get it.
01:09:51It's always been this big, serious, grave thing for us.
01:09:54Sex has consequences.
01:09:55Life and death.
01:09:56Mostly death.
01:09:57Jane, please.
01:09:58Let me guess.
01:09:59You don't want to talk about it?
01:10:00No, that's not what I'm saying.
01:10:01You're just...
01:10:02Do you want to have children, Leonard?
01:10:04Of course I did.
01:10:05Not did.
01:10:06Do you want to have children?
01:10:09So did you.
01:10:12But...
01:10:14Say it.
01:10:15Jane.
01:10:16Say it.
01:10:18I can't have children, Leonard.
01:10:22I never will.
01:10:24And if we keep trying, they keep dying.
01:10:27Again.
01:10:27And again.
01:10:28And again.
01:10:29And again.
01:10:32How does that make you feel?
01:10:38It's not your fault.
01:10:39How does it make you feel, Leonard?
01:10:41How does it make you feel?
01:10:43You will never be a father.
01:10:47We can adopt.
01:10:48That's not what you want.
01:10:50Is it?
01:10:52Is that what you want?
01:10:54Hmm?
01:10:56Because I think about it all the time.
01:11:00That the one thing you always wanted, I will never be able to give you.
01:11:15What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:11:16I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:11:30You're not curious about me, Leonard.
01:11:32Not really.
01:11:35What do you want me to know?
01:11:36You shouldn't have to ask.
01:11:37I feel as if you want me to be someone I'm not.
01:11:42Someone that I've never been.
01:11:48I'm leaving you.
01:11:50I've been seeing someone else.
01:11:58See you.
01:12:00Caleb.
01:12:02That kid.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:04That kid.
01:12:05That child.
01:12:06That kid you've known for two days.
01:12:08It's been longer than that.
01:12:08Please tell me you're joking.
01:12:11Time is shiftable.
01:12:13I don't get it.
01:12:13Leonard.
01:12:15I don't get it.
01:12:16He's asked me to travel with him.
01:12:18Are you sleeping with him?
01:12:21What do you think?
01:12:29I kept waiting for you to see it, to smell it, to sense it.
01:12:33So what?
01:12:34I failed your test?
01:12:35You don't see me!
01:12:57I'm sorry.
01:12:58I'm sorry.
01:12:58For what?
01:13:02I shouldn't have done that.
01:13:03No.
01:13:03For losing my temper.
01:13:05I shouldn't have done that.
01:13:06You had every right to lose your temper.
01:13:07No, no, no, no, no.
01:13:08If you think that this is what's going to make you feel better, then you should go.
01:13:12You should go with him.
01:13:14You've been through a terrible, terrible thing, Jane.
01:13:18No, that is not what this is about.
01:13:19Of course it is.
01:13:20You don't love me anymore, Leonard.
01:13:22You don't love me!
01:13:24That's rubbish.
01:13:26This is your ticket.
01:13:28The day after my performance, meet me at the train station.
01:13:34Our training's at 4.30.
01:13:37We'll go home together.
01:13:40I want you to do what you need to do, and then come back to me.
01:13:50No questions asked, no guilt.
01:13:56This is good.
01:14:10Good night.
01:14:18Bye.
01:14:23Bye.
01:15:32You want some?
01:15:36Oh, thanks.
01:16:18Frank and Elsa are coming over in a couple of hours.
01:16:22Frank bought a car, so we're going to head out in a couple of weeks or so, you know.
01:16:34I'm thinking about driving through Romania and Ukraine and down through Russia and through
01:16:43Kazakhstan and then straight to Tibet.
01:18:31You've got to come over to this side.
01:18:34The train's going to be here in a minute.
01:19:03The train's going to be here in a minute.
01:19:05I'm riding you now just to see your bed.
01:19:11New York is cold, but I like where I live.
01:19:16There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.
01:19:25I hear that you're building your house deep in the desert.
01:19:36Are you living for nothing now?
01:19:40I hope you're keeping some kind of record.
01:19:46Yes.
01:19:47And Jane came by with a lock of your hair.
01:19:56She said that you gave it to her.
01:20:02That night when you planned to go clear.
01:20:07I wouldn't want to live to be 100.
01:20:09Why not?
01:20:10I'm not telling you why not.
01:20:12Did you ever go clear?
01:20:16Now shut that thing off.
01:20:18Ah, the last time we saw you, you looked so much older.
01:20:24Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder.
01:20:30You'd been to the station to meet every train.
01:20:36But she never turned up, I mean Lily Marling.
01:20:42So you treated some woman to a flake of your life.
01:20:56And when she got home, she was nobody's wife.
01:21:06Well, I see you there with arrows in your teeth.
01:21:17One more thin gypsy thief.
01:21:23Well, I see Jane's a whip.
01:21:33She sends her regards.
01:21:39And what can I tell you?
01:21:43Oh, what can I tell you?
01:21:46What can I possibly say?
01:21:52I guess that I miss you.
01:21:56I guess I forgive you.
01:21:59I'm glad that you stood in my way.
01:22:06And if you ever come by here, be it for Jane or for me, I want you to know your
01:22:19enemy is sleeping.
01:22:21I want you to know your woman is free.
01:22:28And thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes.
01:22:40I thought it was there for good.
01:22:47I thought it was there for good.
01:22:47So I never really tried.
01:22:54And Jane came by.
01:22:58And Jane came by with a lock of your hand.
01:23:02She said that you gave it to her that night when you planned to go clear.
01:23:21Sincerely.
01:23:22Sincerely.
01:23:23Sincerely.
01:23:24A friend.
01:23:24I might.
01:23:26Good-bye.
01:23:28Good-bye.
01:23:28It there, I might.
01:23:35Good-bye.
01:23:37Good-bye.
01:23:40Good-bye.
01:23:51How tough are you?ininUBir.
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