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00:00Distracting my dear friends!
00:01Wait, what?
00:01Huh?
00:02It's like Christmas!
00:03Oh no!
00:05Okay, you just keep shooting the deer!
00:07Wow!
00:08That's it, I'm gonna get him!
00:10Get over here, you cats do that!
00:11Wait, what?
00:12Hi!
00:13Hi-hi-hi, I was cheating!
00:14What was that that I just picked up?
00:16That was, what the?
00:19Oh...
00:20You're in for it now!
00:22Wait, no, no, no, wait!
00:23Come here!
00:24I got here, you're gonna be real!
00:25WOOOOO!
00:27Wow.
00:28Everyone just keeps flying away!
00:30That's crazy!
00:32I've got so much experience!
00:35That was awesome!
00:36But, wait!
00:37My fake dad!
00:38No!
00:39He's all dead and dying and-
00:41No!
00:42He killed my new dad again!
00:45I'm so sorry!
00:49I can't have anything nice in this world!
00:52We've gotta get you home, okay?
00:54New fake dad, we gotta get you home!
00:55I can't, I can't move!
00:57No!
00:58Dad, no!
00:59I-I can't walk!
01:00You-you have to go on your own!
01:03I'm not just gonna leave you here to die!
01:05You're my weird dad!
01:06B-b-weird?
01:07No, I mean go on your own and find me some medicine!
01:11Jeez!
01:12I-I don't know what you meant by that!
01:14You didn't clarify!
01:15Besides, how am I gonna find medicine in the woods, you know?
01:18There's no urgent care out here!
01:20What?
01:21You can use your deer instincts or whatever!
01:24Just do deer stuff!
01:25Eat like marshmallows and kidnap my friends, cause that's all the deer stuff I've been doing!
01:28Just saying!
01:29Ugh!
01:30I can do the grass thing!
01:31No, no, no!
01:32Medicine!
01:33Give me some medicine, Aphmau!
01:34Medicine!
01:35Medicine!
01:36Are marshmallows medicine?
01:37I don't hurt!
01:38Don't just die!
01:39Help me!
01:40I just was born yesterday!
01:41I'm dead!
01:42I'm dead!
01:43I'm fine!
01:44Just go and find some!
01:45Help me!
01:46I'll find a medicine!
01:47Whatever!
01:48I have no faith!
01:49None at all!
01:50Because I don't have any faith in me either!
01:51But I do have faith because I just found some faith in me right now!
01:53Ugh!
01:54I gotta follow my instincts!
01:55Ugh!
01:56What instincts do I have?
01:57I'll figure it out!
01:58Marshmallow instinct!
01:59Ooh!
02:00This is pretty!
02:01Is that like the medicine plant?
02:02Deer instincts are winning!
02:03Oh, hey!
02:04By the way, that thing's totally poisonous!
02:05Excuse me, okay?
02:06My dear instincts haven't grown up all the way either!
02:09I'm still working on it!
02:10Okay!
02:11Well, what you really want is this guy right here!
02:12That?
02:13Here, follow me!
02:14I'll help you find some more of it!
02:15How do you know, like, for medicine?
02:16And I don't wanna follow strangers into the woods!
02:17I don't even know your name!
02:18Aaron, so...
02:19Wow, Aaron!
02:20My name's Aphmau!
02:21Well, why are you helping me?
02:23Because it's clear you don't know what you're doing!
02:25And you don't know how to take care of yourself in the woods!
02:27Excuse me?
02:28I'm doing fine!
02:29Geez!
02:30Really?
02:31Well, it doesn't look like that because...
02:32Look!
02:33See that?
02:34I fought and killed this bear all by myself!
02:35Okay, then why does it look like it's just sleeping down there?
02:38Seriously!
02:39Watch!
02:40I'm actually really strong!
02:41Look, I can just do something like this!
02:42Whoa!
02:43What the...
02:44Look at that!
02:45See?
02:46Oh!
02:47You're alive and you grew up in the stomach!
02:49Yeah!
02:50Man, an experience like that really ages you up!
02:52What are you doing here?
02:53Oh, hi!
02:54Why is he here?
02:55Well, my new dad got shot and he's helping me find plans to heal him because he got shot!
02:59Okay!
03:00Sure!
03:01This is great!
03:02You know, I was gonna help you for free but I'll never turn down a meal!
03:03Well, hey!
03:04What?
03:05No!
03:06We just kidnap friends!
03:07We don't eat them!
03:08Okay?
03:09That's all we do!
03:10Okay, counterpoint!
03:11I can eat her!
03:12Campers are friends!
03:13Not food!
03:14She's not friends!
03:15So she food!
03:16Sorry!
03:17It's gonna be tasty!
03:18What the?
03:19Kim, are you okay?
03:20I felt better!
03:21Um, Kim?
03:22Are you...
03:23You're holding out of me!
03:24Wow!
03:25Those are my marshmallows!
03:26Yay!
03:27Marshmallows!
03:28Wait, what?
03:29What is a marshmallow?
03:30Yeah, sweet pillows of sugary goodness!
03:32Aren't they nice?
03:33Okay, but that doesn't answer what it is!
03:35They're food!
03:36Try one!
03:37You guys better not be trying to poison me with your weird human food!
03:39Mm-hmm!
03:40Try it!
03:41Try it!
03:42Try it!
03:43It's really good!
03:44The what?
03:45You didn't say they were tasty!
03:46I know, right?
03:47Way better than eating people!
03:48Yes!
03:49I mean, that's a little debatable, but I'll take these!
03:50Wait, do you have any more?
03:51Give me all that you have!
03:52Yeah, but I want them!
03:53Alright, well, I guess I'm going back to eating her then!
03:54No!
03:55Please!
03:56Fine, I guess you did help me find the medicine!
03:57There you go!
03:58Oh, yeah!
03:59Oh, that's gonna be great!
04:00Oh, thank you!
04:01I will not be eating a human today!
04:02Thank you!
04:03Bye!
04:04Actually, no!
04:05It doesn't count for any other day!
04:06If I run out of these, I'm eating humans again!
04:07Aw, man!
04:08Did you give him all of my marshmallows?
04:09Yes!
04:10Okay!
04:11But what if I'm hungry?
04:12We have food at home!
04:13At least I didn't eat you!
04:15Ooh!
04:16And more medicine for my dad!
04:17I guess!
04:18Get the medicine plant!
04:19Um, if you see any of these...
04:20Okay, that shouldn't be hard!
04:21They're all over the place, so...
04:22You don't want to help?
04:23No!
04:24Okay, I'll help!
04:25I'll help!
04:26What's this?
04:27I helped you get out of the bear!
04:28My heart should...
04:29Oh!
04:30Just be careful!
04:31Okay!
04:32Dad!
04:33Dad, he's this way!
04:34This guy?
04:35Look, he's the closest thing I got to Dad, okay?
04:37Here!
04:38Oh!
04:39Am I alive?
04:40Eat!
04:41Put him in a bed or something!
04:42Okay!
04:43What?
04:44How'd your feet eat it?
04:45Alright, creepy man?
04:46Are you better, Dad?
04:47Yeah!
04:48I'm much better, thank you, Aphmau!
04:50And I see you completed your mission!
04:52Good job!
04:53Hey!
04:54Put me down!
04:55Yay!
04:56No!
04:57It's fine!
04:58It's just gonna be like a sleepover, right, Dad?
04:59Oh, yeah!
05:00Something like that!
05:01I don't believe that at all!
05:02Sleepover!
05:03Whee!
05:04Whee!
05:05Ah!
05:06Alright, now you girls behave, I'll be right back!
05:08Okay, bye, Dad!
05:09Thank you!
05:10Oh, great!
05:11This place looks like my grandma's if my grandma was an axe murderer!
05:14Do you really live here?
05:15Yeah, this is where I live, and it's nice, but you know, it's just something that you
05:19have to get kind of used to.
05:20Look, this is a picture of my dad running from my other dead dad or mom.
05:23I don't really know.
05:24It's kind of like a big story.
05:25I have all the tragedy backstory stuff going on, but I'm not gonna get into it.
05:28But you know, do you ever think about boys and stuff?
05:30What are you talking about?
05:31Do you remember that one deer?
05:32He's...
05:33Remember that goat guy?
05:34Is he cute, or is it just me?
05:35But yeah, girl, I think it's just definitely you.
05:37I, uh...
05:38Okay, I don't care about your opinion.
05:39Anyway, let's go get some marshmallows.
05:40Um, I'll check the fridge, but it's mostly just raw meat, trust me.
05:43You don't wanna go over there.
05:44Dad!
05:45Dad, please don't try to embarrass me, but I was just wondering, um...
05:47Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
05:48Oh, uh...
05:49Hello?
05:50Do we have any marshmallows?
05:52Uh, no, sweetie, but we can run out to the store and get some after we're done
05:55sacrificing your friend, okay?
05:56Okay, thanks!
05:57Wait, what?
05:58I knew there was nothing fishy going on right here!
06:00What does sacrifice mean?
06:01You're embarrassing me in front of my friend!
06:03Calm down, Aphmau, it's just a little blood sacrifice.
06:05I'm sure your friend understands, right, Kim?
06:07Uh, nope!
06:08This is very weird, and I do not understand it!
06:10Dad, stop!
06:11You're ruining the sleepover!
06:12Ugh!
06:13Now, young lady, we are using your friend's blood to make you stronger, and that is that.
06:17Wait, what?
06:18I feel the tear.
06:19Kim, run!
06:20He's actually gonna...
06:21I thought he was just being cringe!
06:22He's not being cringe, he's being right!
06:23Stupid campers and their loud music.
06:25First I'm dealing with this, then I'm dealing with you too, alright?
06:27What?
06:28Huh?
06:29Wait, huh?
06:30Dad!
06:31No!
06:32I just fixed you!
06:33No!
06:34I didn't mean to do that!
06:35We need more flowers!
06:36Well, hey!
06:37Good job, little guy!
06:38I just opened the door, alright?
06:39I didn't mean to kill him!
06:40With your head!
06:41What?
06:42Hey, listen, that's what I do!
06:43You can't blame me for that one!
06:45My dad is dead again!
06:46He'll come back though, right?
06:47No!
06:48Yeah, no offense, but we're doing the next sleepover at my house!
06:51It didn't work!
06:52I don't think the medicine's gonna help him right now!
06:54It didn't work!
06:55My dad!
06:56I'll just let it all out!
06:57Yep!
06:58Okay!
06:59So, uh, yeah, listen!
07:00I know you're sad and all, but, I mean, he was trying to kill me!
07:05And, you know, steal my blood!
07:06He does that!
07:07He's a weird dad!
07:08Turned you into a hideous deer boon!
07:09You didn't want that, right?
07:11Okay, I just wanna say I'm sorry, but we're good though, right?
07:14No, we're not good!
07:15My first deer dad gets shot and now my weird dad gets, like, she gets impaled by a chandelier!
07:21Look, that's a picture of both of them!
07:22They were laughing!
07:23I can't believe it!
07:24Yeah, that's weird!
07:25I'm so dead!
07:27Now I'm homeless and an orphan!
07:30Okay!
07:31Listen, you don't need to cry, okay?
07:32Don't worry!
07:33Don't worry!
07:34Okay, listen, but you're like part deer though, right?
07:36Can't you just live in the woods?
07:37You can't have a sleepover in the middle of the woods and run!
07:39Isn't that what camping is?
07:40Yeah!
07:41Maybe you can go, boy, but Aphmau deserves better!
07:44You wrecked her house, so she gets to leave it yours!
07:46That's not fair!
07:47I didn't wreck her entire house, just the door!
07:48Well, does that sound good to you, Aphmau?
07:50You know what it does?
07:51Whatever!
07:52Then it's settled!
07:53Hey, hey, I didn't agree to this!
07:54Fine!
07:55Oh, look at it!
07:56That'd be nice!
07:57I'm just gonna live in a log or under a rock or something else and be all sad!
08:00No!
08:01Okay, fine!
08:02Just stop crying!
08:03My house is this way, come on!
08:04Okay!
08:05Okay, I'm sorry, but can you, can you stand up?
08:07I'm sad, I'm going through trauma, okay?
08:09Yeah, you're just gonna make her walk when she's sad?
08:11What kind of monster are you?
08:12You're like the worst kind of monster, for real!
08:13Okay, okay, okay!
08:14Pick her up!
08:15How about that?
08:16Does that sound great?
08:17Oh my gosh, just pick me up!
08:18Yeah, I got you girl!
08:19Keep the complaining coming, I love hearing it!
08:22What the?
08:23You got a gun, not him again!
08:25Uh-oh, that's not a gun, that's a cannon!
08:28Well, you better believe it!
08:29Must be my lucky day!
08:30We've got a deer and a goat!
08:32I am around!
08:33Whatever, and what do you want, a work hog or something?
08:37I'm a girl!
08:38You were right the first time!
08:40Seriously?
08:41What?
08:42What?
08:43I guess I'm putting you out of your misery!
08:44Oh jeez!
08:45Nobody talks about my friend like that!
08:46She is not-
08:47Run!
08:48Run!
08:49Run!
08:50Run!
08:51Run!
08:52Run!
08:53Run!
08:54Run!
08:55Run!
08:56Run!
08:57Run!
08:58Run!
08:59Run!
09:00Run!
09:01Run!
09:02Run!
09:03Run!
09:04Run!
09:05Run!
09:06Run!
09:07Run!
09:08Run!
09:09Run!
09:10Run!
09:11Run!
09:12Run!
09:13Run!
09:14Run!
09:15Run!
09:16Run!
09:17Run!
09:18Run!
09:19Run!
09:20Run!
09:21Run!
09:22Run!
09:23Run!
09:24Run!
09:25Run!
09:26Run!
09:27Run!
09:28Run!
09:29Run!
09:30Run!
09:31Run!
09:32Run!
09:33Run!
09:34Run!
09:35Run!
09:36Run!
09:37Ahahaha!
09:39Here we go. Got him.
09:41That's what you get. That's what you get. Don't you ever come to my territory again! I'll eat you again!
09:46I did it.
09:48I lost every-
09:50Did you get him or-
09:51Ugh!
09:52Oh, well looks like you can take care of yourself.
09:53You're alive!
09:54Of course I'm alive. I had a Band-Aid and I knew that it could heal me, so I ate it.
09:58And then I threw it up because it tasted horrible and then I put it on my wound.
10:01F.L? Goat Guy?
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