BIRTH to DEATH of the FOREST DEER in Minecraft! Part 1

Aphmau

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00:00It's my birthday! Right? Is it the day I was born, Mr. Stork?

00:04Wait, are you a stork? I'm not sure!

00:07Okay! Remind me to never question anything again.

00:11Okay. Oh no! Was that an Uber Eats bird?

00:14Oh no! I'm a... No! Don't you dare! Don't eat me! Don't eat me! No! No! No!

00:19Mom? Wait! You love me! You must be my parent!

00:24I was just born! I'm so excited!

00:27Thank you so much for loving me and taking care of me!

00:30I'm so excited to have a parent!

00:33No! I got it! I got it! Look at the size of this thing!

00:38Okay. Let me get a photo and...

00:40Move! You're in the picture! Wait! Actually, hang on.

00:43Let me make this look bigger. Got it!

00:46You shot my parent!

00:47Oh, well. All right. Let's get this thing up.

00:50What the?

00:51All right. Got to bring home my prize.

00:53No! Wait! That's my...

00:56That's my mommy! We're down!

00:57Stop it! Stop it!

00:59Get it back! Put it down my dad!

01:00What? It's kind of already dead.

01:02Oh. Whoopsies.

01:03What? Dad? What does that mean?

01:05All right. Let's get you back in there. Come on. Get in there!

01:07No!

01:09Stop!

01:10All right, kids. Sayonara!

01:12You'll have to drive through me if you want to.

01:14You're barely a speedball.

01:15Wait. Are those...

01:16Oh, yeah.

01:19Because I want to...

01:20No! Give me! Give me! Give me!

01:21No!

01:22He's got a gun!

01:22Let me have them.

01:23I'm going to put them on my mantle!

01:24Don't you dare! They're mine!

01:26I'm over here!

01:28Get over here!

01:29Oh!

01:31Get them!

01:33Oh! Wait. Are you lumberjacks in dresses?

01:35Yeah. Not exactly.

01:37Get them!

01:38Are you my fairy axe murderer?

01:42Yes. Something like that.

01:44Kind of... Come with me.

01:45Yay! I got a new mommy!

01:48No. No.

01:49I'm not a mommy.

01:50Mama?

01:51Mamacita?

01:52No.

01:52No, no.

01:53Dad?

01:53Uh, yeah, I guess that works.

01:55Come on.

01:56Dad!

01:57Yeah!

01:58Okay, kid, welcome to your new home slash evil training ground.

02:02I know I'm only like five minutes old or whatever, but I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to go into a home with strangers.

02:07But I'm not a stranger.

02:08Your mom or dad or whatever and I are best friends.

02:11See, look!

02:12That's what a stranger says.

02:14My, my parent never mentioned you.

02:16Well, yeah, because he, she, they died.

02:18But I'm going to train you to become the next deer.

02:21But I already know how to be a deer.

02:23See, I'm a deer already.

02:24Look, I can prove it to you.

02:25Watch, let's see, I can take this and then, see?

02:27Um.

02:28Brrrr.

02:29That, that's what a deer makes sounds?

02:30No, that's not even close.

02:32And no, not that kind of deer.

02:34Then what kind?

02:36The terrifying, godlike kind.

02:38You will become the terror of these woods.

02:40Woo!

02:41How do I do that?

02:42Well, we start by learning how to eat like the evil deer.

02:48All right, yes, there you go.

02:50Now eat up.

02:51Ooh.

02:52Um, I'm pretty sure deer are supposed to eat grass.

02:55Maybe like a salad.

02:57How about a taco salad?

02:58That sounds really good.

02:58Like, I love, I'd go for one like right now.

03:00Okay?

03:00Look, I'm the deer expert, okay?

03:02And I say this deer eats meat.

03:04Okay.

03:05Well, how are you the expert?

03:06I'm the one who's actually a deer.

03:08Let me see.

03:09What is that?

03:10Whoa.

03:12That's cool.

03:12That's a deer.

03:13First, that's from a moose.

03:14And second, don't touch it.

03:15I'm going to touch it.

03:16No!

03:17Whoa.

03:18Oh, this is so fun!

03:19Hey, stop it!

03:20Do it!

03:21Hey, you stop right now!

03:22Hey, that was my chair!

03:24That's mahogany!

03:25Stop!

03:26That's mahogany!

03:27Oh, also, um, what is charge?

03:29Oh!

03:30Ow!

03:30I guess that's what charge does.

03:32Um, are you okay?

03:34What?

03:35Hey, no, we did.

03:36I guess you're fine.

03:37What?

03:38Listen, crazy man, you probably need a doctor right now.

03:40Your power's already growing!

03:42Huh?

03:43Oh, yeah.

03:44And my legs did too.

03:45My training, it's working.

03:46I can't believe it!

03:47Pretty sure it was these antlers.

03:49Oh, speaking of, look, look what I can do.

03:51Whee!

03:52Isn't that cool?

03:53All right.

03:54Whoa, it's got lightning.

03:55Ah!

03:56Sorry!

03:57Whoa.

03:58Wow.

03:59Wait, how'd you do that?

04:00Adir is helpless in bright light.

04:02Maybe you do need some more training after all.

04:04Yeah?

04:05Okay, I'm done for some training.

04:06Good, let's go.

04:07Now your real training begins.

04:09Wait, we're not going to take you to a hospital?

04:11Because I hit you pretty hard.

04:12Okay.

04:13I think we need a hospital.

04:15Yeah, now give me the antlers back.

04:17No!

04:18Perfect.

04:19Now it's time for you to-

04:21A play date?

04:22Really?

04:23No, as the deer, it's your job to kidnap kids.

04:25Ooh.

04:26Why?

04:27Because that's what deers do!

04:29Yeah, you also said that deer eat meat.

04:31Are you sure you're deer experts?

04:32Uh, hello?

04:33Is someone there?

04:34Look, just follow my lead, okay?

04:36Okay.

04:37First, start with a terrifying laugh.

04:38Guess it was nothing.

04:39Ha ha!

04:40You haven't chosen to-

04:41Ah!

04:42You haven't chosen to-

04:43Ooh!

04:44Ooh!

04:45Hot!

04:46Hot!

04:47Hot!

04:48Hot!

04:49Actually, they're called marshmallows, and I can't stop burning them.

04:50They're even like a marsh, or a malo.

04:51Oh, well you want to try one?

04:52They're really tasty.

04:53Really?

04:54Ooh, how do you eat something?

04:56Yeah.

04:57Nice!

04:59They're so good!

05:00Where do you get them from?

05:02I know, right?

05:03I can't by the way.

05:04Oh, nice to meet you.

05:05Who's that weirdo?

05:07I need water! I need water!

05:09It's kind of like my babysitter dad thing.

05:11Also, I'm supposed to be kidnapping you.

05:13What?

05:15Well, that's too bad because I'm kidnapping her first.

05:17It's the goat man!

05:19You're not getting away! I'm not the goat, I'm the ram!

05:21Why do they call you that?

05:25Whoa!

05:27That's cool because you ram things.

05:29I got it.

05:31That's not why they call me that.

05:33I got it, I got it. Go man! Look, I can ram things too!

05:35Watch, watch, watch.

05:37See? Ram!

05:39Are you trying to copy me?

05:41I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be kidnapping her.

05:43By the way, what do you do with the kids when you kidnap them?

05:45Well, I'm supposed to eat them.

05:47Wait, what do you do?

05:49I don't know yet.

05:51Mr. Zayndan, do we eat the kids too?

05:55I think he's still on fire.

05:57Wait, is that your dad? Did he not tell you why you're doing this?

05:59Excuse me, I'm just a kid!

06:01I got shot and my teacher babysitter dad thing

06:03got set on fire and thinks I've been really stressful right now

06:05and I have to kidnap-

06:07Where'd she go? I lost her! Look what you did!

06:09Me? I didn't do anything!

06:11Did you get that little- Oh great, not you.

06:13Wait, seriously, this guy's your dad?

06:15You know him?

06:17Yeah, it's the ram. Now get out of here!

06:19Shoo! Don't you know this is deer territory?

06:21You do not need to-

06:23Great!

06:25Now I lost the person I'm supposed to kidnap and the babysitter dad guy.

06:27Oh, sorry. Well, if you need it, I can help you find him, I guess.

06:29No! You've done enough!

06:31Thank you! But no thank you!

06:33I can't believe you!

06:35I'm actually not thanking you for anything, it was sarcasm.

06:37I learned that like two minutes ago.

06:39Okay, bye!

06:41Hello? Weird babysitter dad?

06:43Oh!

06:45Wait, hold on, I'm not gonna hurt you!

06:47I'm just gonna kidnap you a little. It'll be like a sleepover.

06:49Oh, watch out! Watch out to the bear!

06:51Oh, really? Thanks for pointing that out!

06:53What do I do? What do I do?

06:55Play dead, play dead!

06:57If it's brown, just lay down!

06:59Okay. Oh no, no, she's getting it.

07:01She's getting it out!

07:03I said play dead, you're not playing dead!

07:05Play dead or you're not dead enough!

07:07Hang on, I got something, I'll find something.

07:09Keep the distraction, okay?

07:11Let's see.

07:13Hey, the big one.

07:15Maybe if I can borrow the antlers?

07:17Can I borrow them?

07:18I hope we're not asleep.

07:19Okay, it's dead.

07:20Alright.

07:21I got it!

07:22Alright, I got something I can help!

07:23Oh really? Did you find a spear?

07:24A bear trap?

07:25A gun?

07:26No, it's big antlers!

07:27What the heck are you talking-

07:28What is that-

07:29She just-

07:30Whoa, he like slurped you up like a straw!

07:32Hey!

07:33You!

07:34You!

07:35Spit her out!

07:38Oh great, I lost her!

07:39She was my best friend I've had of two minutes!

07:43No!

07:44Who am I going to kidnap?

07:46That's the one thing my dad babysitter guy wanted me to-

07:48Wait.

07:49I'm older!

07:50Hey!

07:51At least Mr. Weird Babysitter Daddy will be happy about this!

07:53I've advanced!

07:54Mini?

07:55What does this new power do?

07:56Summon a deer.

07:57Oh!

07:58I'm gonna make so many of you and we're gonna be friends forever!

08:01But first I need to find my new dad!

08:03Babysitter guy.

08:04Where'd he go?

08:05Let's go find him!

08:07Mr. Babysitter Man?

08:09Hello?

08:10There you are!

08:11Did you get her?

08:12Where is she?

08:13She kinda got eaten.

08:14But look!

08:15I actually grew up!

08:16Aren't you proud of me?

08:17See?

08:18Well I guess she was gonna get eaten no matter what so yes yes I'm proud of you!

08:23Now we just-

08:24What?

08:25Are you okay?

08:26No!

08:27He's been shot!

08:28Oh no!

08:29He's been shot!

08:30Oh no!

08:31Not my new dad!

08:32You were really weird and creepy but still you were dead!

08:36I got him!

08:37I got him!

08:38Now I-

08:39You!

08:40Seriously you?

08:41You!

08:42Didn't you use to be smaller?

08:43Didn't you use to kill my other dad mom dear?

08:45Oh yes.

08:46And now you've done it again!

08:48What?

08:49Tell your dads or whatever to stop having antlers!

08:52I can't believe this.

08:53No no no no no you don't I gotta-

08:55You're gonna pay for this!

08:57Yeah right I mean just hold still!

08:59Never!

09:00You will not get me that fast!

09:01Get back here!

09:02Alright.

09:03Come on dears!

09:04Get him!

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