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  • 7/24/2025
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00:00No, guys, we can't kill the Queen Gast!
00:03See, now we have to! We can't get out otherwise!
00:05Kimmy's back is with her potion gun!
00:07Kim, you hit me!
00:08Kim, wait!
00:09Kim, come back to go back!
00:11No, I can't see anything!
00:12No, the Gast!
00:14There we go, Gast!
00:15Wait, wait, wait, what did it drop?
00:17Wait, what is that?
00:18Wait, what is that?
00:19What's that?
00:20What the?
00:21Why didn't you tell me you already used it?
00:22What am I?
00:23Oh, no, not this again!
00:24Oh, no, not this again!
00:25Oh, gee, you got things, girl!
00:26Oh, no, that's-
00:27Literally how?
00:28Are you gonna have gas, baby?
00:29Wait a minute, gas babies!
00:30I'll hand them over!
00:31Wait!
00:32Don't sing!
00:33She is not your pet to fuck!
00:34Guys, I'm-
00:35I'm pregnant, you can't just-
00:36No, no, no, come back here!
00:37You're not getting away!
00:38Maybe we can take her loot that she took from us!
00:39Wait, wait!
00:40You're trying to cook me?
00:41RISE, are you crazy, too?!
00:42Hey, I'm firing the suit!
00:43Oh, cool!
00:44Um, okay, look, you guys are all going loco, okay?
00:47Agreed!
00:48I'm forgetting it!
00:49Alright, first of all, no, you're not, you're pregnant, and secondly, we're getting out of here!
00:52Where are we going?
00:53Back to the portal!
00:54I mean, come on, we gotta get you home!
00:55Wait for me!
00:56You can't leave!
00:57I hope Aphmau needs to hand over the loot!
00:58Uh, ugh, you're kind of overwhelming me here!
01:00Just don't leave!
01:01Gotta get out of here!
01:02They think the babies are loot!
01:03Yeah, everyone!
01:04Hey, hey, hey, come on!
01:05I just need a break!
01:06If the gas babies are gonna be a boy, then boys should be the one to help raise it!
01:08We don't need boys here, we need men!
01:10If I spend another two seconds around those guys, I think I'm gonna go crazy!
01:12Wait, are you sure you don't want the girls help?
01:14Nah, I'm good!
01:15I got someone as chill as you, and honestly that another trip was crazy, so I just wanna chill, you know?
01:19Breathe!
01:20Now let's get you some chicken nuggets and a nice place to sit down!
01:21Oh!
01:22There you are!
01:26We are plotting something over here!
01:27Ezra McGee?
01:28That's like Zane's title?
01:29Trying to take it?
01:30Yeah, I'm not the edgelord!
01:31I've never been an edgelord!
01:32Come on, we can all chill here!
01:33You know?
01:34Huh?
01:35Huh?
01:36Alright, I guess we can't chill.
01:37I...
01:38Look, Erin and I are gonna raise the babies behind!
01:39Oh, girl, we know you can, but why would you when you have us?
01:43Xenobobina and I can help just fine!
01:45Look, I think if the boys see you guys helping me, they're gonna come after me more, you know?
01:49Yeah, I agree!
01:50Think about it!
01:51You got a point!
01:52I guess if that's true...
01:53Wait a minute...
01:54I think I have an idea!
01:56Wait, why did you turn and look at me while you said that?
01:58It doesn't sound like you have a good idea!
02:00Well, maybe you could keep an eye on the boys to not kill any more guests!
02:03I was actually wondering if you could just, like, be our bodyguard, but maybe why not both, Eric?
02:07Hey...
02:08I guess I'll protect the random guests in the nether!
02:10I can't wait for them to shoot and kill me!
02:12Hmm...
02:13Hey, I just wanna make sure we get rich off those royal guests, kiddos!
02:16That is not happening!
02:17That is not happening!
02:18What?!
02:19Geez!
02:20She sounds as bad as Zane does!
02:21If she does anything to you, just let me know, alright?
02:23Thank you, Erin!
02:24Oh, wow!
02:25Gee, thanks, Erin!
02:26At least I have a man!
02:27I'll see you later, witch!
02:28Alright!
02:29Bye!
02:30He's so cute!
02:31Okie dokie!
02:32Now I have to take care of this to be a mama!
02:34Aw, thanks!
02:35But I want a bubble bath, okay?
02:36Oh, Aphmau, you're gonna absolutely love this!
02:39Trust me, it's gonna be the best thing ever!
02:41If it's not a bubble bath, I don't want it, okay?
02:44Step right this way!
02:45Ta-da!
02:46Yes!
02:47When did you make this, girl?!
02:48Oh, just last night when Kimmy needed some real rest and relaxation.
02:53R&R, as they call it.
02:54This is gonna be awesome!
02:56Oh my gosh!
02:57Yeah!
02:58I love bubble baths!
02:59Ooh, Aphmau, why don't you try the regeneration pools?
03:02Or even a mud bath?
03:03The mud bath?
03:04I can go get some kelp seaweed wrap!
03:06For real?
03:07Yeah, that does something!
03:08Oh my gosh, how does that affect my stats in Minecraft?
03:10I don't care!
03:11I love bubble baths from real life!
03:12I want- is this mud?
03:13This is like, uh, how do I get in?
03:16Mud?
03:17Is- I can't get it-
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:22Hello Aphmau, it's time to go!
03:23No!
03:24I had a bubble bath!
03:25Come with me!
03:26Just trust me on this one!
03:27You better have a bubble bath at the end of this-
03:29Oh, ow!
03:30Alright, just down this way!
03:32It's cold!
03:33I hate the cold!
03:34What is this place?
03:35Duh, don't worry!
03:36I had all this prepared from the beginning!
03:37Are you serious?
03:38You ruined my spa day for-
03:40Huh?
03:41A library?!
03:42Ah, yes!
03:43No!
03:44I was thinking, if we could put protection enchantments on the baby, it would make them more safe.
03:47I think it's-
03:48I needed to share this information with you.
03:49I think it's kinda too late for that, but-
03:51Uh, I'm actually gonna do the speed of you.
03:53Uh-
03:54Just some of this here-
03:55Oh!
03:56There's an event!
03:57I have an event!
03:58Guys, watch out!
03:59No!
04:00This is a bad place for this to happen!
04:01I don't-
04:02No, I'm trying to-
04:03Oh, I should just-
04:04Ugh!
04:05I need to get you out of here!
04:06Oh, my work!
04:07Ugh!
04:08Okay, it's making me go in circles, and it's also firing fireballs!
04:10It must be the gas babies!
04:11I can't control the character, it's-
04:12Oh, I suppose so!
04:13Okay, fireballs!
04:14Oh!
04:15Oh!
04:16Oh!
04:17Hey!
04:18Hey!
04:19I got a mother's touch!
04:21Ooh!
04:22Ooh!
04:23Oh, well, this place is destroyed now, so-
04:26Forget I said anything about that stuff before!
04:28I'm sorry, Ryze!
04:29Guess I'll figure it out later!
04:30I kept-
04:31Inverting my controls, and it was weird!
04:32I couldn't control it in-
04:33Your-
04:34Your painting!
04:35And your books!
04:36And the mud!
04:37I wrote half of these myself!
04:38Bye!
04:39At least your elevator works!
04:40That was the complicated part, right?
04:41Alright!
04:42I'm gonna leave!
04:43I feel so bad!
04:44And-
04:45Ooh, I can fly!
04:46Uh, is that safe-
04:47Oh!
04:48Okay!
04:49Ha!
04:50Ooh!
04:51Neat!
04:52Alright!
04:53Oh!
04:54I can't fly for long!
04:55Okay!
04:56Okay!
04:57Everything is fine!
04:59I just need to-
05:01Stay in my house, so I don't blow up anyone else's stuff!
05:04I didn't mean to, but-
05:06What is-
05:07Happening?
05:08Uh...
05:09Oh!
05:10Did I just-
05:13House makeover?!
05:15Whoa!
05:16That's like whenever the mom gets ready to have a baby, and they start nesting!
05:19That's what it's called!
05:20And I just did that!
05:21I did the thing!
05:22I want another free house!
05:23Can I make a house bigger?
05:24Alright, so this is a bit of an expansion of my house, but it's actually an obstacle course
05:28because everyone's been like, I wanna help me raise the babies!
05:30So let's prove it!
05:31Alright?
05:32Win of the challenge, helps me raise the babies!
05:33And with our mail system here, I can just put it in, it shows up in everyone's mailbox,
05:37and-
05:38Bam!
05:39Here we go!
05:41Who's trying to be a mommy today?
05:43Ooh, hi!
05:44I detected parental favorism and ran as fast as I could!
05:47You said a big thing!
05:48Ugh, is this about the baby?
05:50Ugh!
05:51Wait!
05:52Did someone say we're auditioning for co-parenting?!
05:53Uh, hi everyone!
05:55Um, okay, I'm glad you're all interested, because I know you want to help me with the babies
06:00or anything else, right?
06:01Ah, right!
06:02I wasn't waiting or anything!
06:04Alright, this is a baby challenge, okay?
06:06Oh!
06:07Teams of parents are going to get these nether babies from point A to point B, and I marked
06:11it clearly, okay?
06:12So, look, uh, I'm gonna take the piglin, but everyone pick a teammate, okay?
06:16Hey, which one cries the least?
06:17Well, clearly us guys are gonna team together!
06:19Yeah!
06:20Ahem!
06:21Well, hello everyone!
06:22What are we doing here?
06:23Oh, Aaron!
06:24Welcome back!
06:25Okay!
06:26Aaron, would you like to-
06:27No, you dumped me in the nether!
06:28I'm a team of the nether!
06:29Oh, oh, oh, oh!
06:30Yeah, you might as well give up now!
06:31Oh!
06:32Oh!
06:33Piglin!
06:34We take baby!
06:35Well then, Zane and I will pick the stripe!
06:36Okay!
06:37Wait, wait, wait, wait!
06:38Okay, is it cute?
06:39Yeah!
06:40Oh, Zena, Boobita, I guess it's just you and me then!
06:41It's a booze with the little, uh, Hogland-y thing, huh?
06:43It's so cute!
06:44Oh boy, we're doomed!
06:45Alright, I'm gonna grab the piggy, and this little piggy's gonna go to market!
06:48Come on!
06:49Let's bring him on over!
06:50Here we go!
06:51Hey, Kim!
06:52Come on!
06:53Don't weigh me down!
06:54Alright, line up!
06:55Alright, we got this?
06:56Yep!
06:57Okay!
06:58And three, two,
06:59Oh, Zena!
07:00We're running!
07:01Zena!
07:02Hey, she loves gas!
07:03I'm not losing this!
07:04Oh, oh!
07:05Oh no!
07:06Come on, Ryze, keep up!
07:07Get down!
07:08Don't look back!
07:09Come here, come on!
07:10I'll pick up and I'll throw you!
07:11If I fall, I'll throw you back up!
07:12Aw, thank you, Erin!
07:13You're doing such a-
07:14I thought this was under control!
07:15Girl, you need a more gentle touch!
07:16Here, look at me!
07:17Out of the way!
07:18Alright, Erin, come on, let's go!
07:19You're holding it!
07:20Just hold up!
07:21We gotta time it!
07:22Go, go, go, go!
07:23Look like there's a shortcut everywhere!
07:24Ryze, you're lagging behind!
07:25And?
07:26Oh, wait a cycle!
07:27Alright, go, go, go!
07:28Ow!
07:29Follow that spell!
07:30I'm active here!

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