classic news bloopers #9 (2025)

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clips of news bloopers live on the air

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00:00Good evening. Tonight, I am going to sound like a drunk.

00:04Let's take a live look through the steamship grill harbor cam.

00:07The Coho is back, arriving from Port Angeles with another boatload of...

00:12A boatload of...

00:17A boatload of tourists ready to enjoy the long weekend.

00:23Young people are now taking themselves out on elaborate solo dates.

00:27And I'm going to be careful here because this trend is called master dating.

00:33TikTok is all over this trend.

00:37I can't do it.

00:39Because it doesn't just include dates.

00:42It might also involve buying yourself some nice gifts.

00:46Take yourself to dinner first.

00:50Is it off or is it on? Do you need me to turn you on?

00:52No, I'm coming to use my microphone.

00:57Do you not need the microphone?

00:59I turned it on. That was so creepy.

01:04How you do it?

01:07Go on, finish up, Sarah. I apologize.

01:09We'll put you on my report this time.

01:10He loses his mind sometimes.

01:13Come on. It's all good.

01:15Well, it's behind you.

01:16That was very nice of you, Larry.

01:17Just trying to help.

01:18That was nice, Adam.

01:20You're a giver.

01:21Gosh, what a great guy.

01:24That's wet. Oh, my God. It's so wet.

01:26Oh, is there holes in the bottom?

01:30Oh, I thought it had a thing.

01:31No, my butt's wet, but it's fine.

01:33The dog in Thailand is certainly giving new meaning to the phrase doggy paddle.

01:37He was found swimming 135 miles off the shore of Thailand near an oil rig.

01:41Workers for a spider.

01:43I know. There's no way around it.

01:47The little gorgeous ginger nut kid.

01:51Ginger nut?

01:52That's said with enormous affection.

01:54You can't say that.

01:55Some of my best friends are redheads, including George's gorgeous husband.

01:58Thank you very much.

01:59Ginger nut.

01:59Timbo.

01:59He doesn't mind being called ginger nuts. Don't you worry about that.

02:02See, there you go.

02:03Ginger nuts?

02:04Maybe you just don't have any in your life.

02:06It's just one. It's one nut.

02:08Not two.

02:09Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you, have been part of the natural history of the world for millennia.

02:15And man-made extinctions have even happened before.

02:17I guess we hunted the dildo into extinction.

02:20But the dodo, rather.

02:22Forgive me.

02:23I'm having trouble with my words.

02:25Time now for one more thing.

02:26I gotta pee.

02:28I gotta pee.

02:32You're on the air.

02:33I gotta pee.

02:37Greg.

02:38Greg.

02:42Yeah, every morning she's like, I can't breathe.

02:45Don't take my inhaler away.

02:47I really need that, man.

02:47I mean, the other day, April had to, you know, give her some mouth-to-mouth to keep it going.

02:52It was really odd.

02:53It was a life-saving move, though.

02:55April.

02:56Nothing more.

02:57Is there any video?

02:57Honestly, we just got a really bizarre look into his fantasy life.

03:02Sorry, April.

03:03I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

03:06I'm pretty sure I'd remember that.

03:08Oh, you'd remember.

03:12Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondack.

03:15It says that I wanted to eat her pussy.

03:17Olivia Gondack.

03:18I've never said that in my life to her.

03:20I would never do that.

03:21I'm happily married.

03:22I've got more than enough to eat at home.

03:23Thank you very much.

03:24Was there anything that was real?

03:25I don't say that.

03:27Always very good reasons to watch our show.

03:30Two very good reasons today.

03:33But this is so funny.

03:38It's so easy.

03:39This looks great.

03:40It's funny.

03:40You talked about yourassaging thoughts.

03:42You're like, oh, we're leaving.

03:43You're not coming.

03:44It's so fast.

03:45It's so windy.

03:45You're going to drive a Honestly chicken.

03:46You're coming to go home.

03:47It's so funny.

03:47You're going to do it.

03:47It's a strange picture.

03:48It's been coming to you.

03:49It's good to do it.

03:50It and you're not coming.

03:51It's kind of fun.

03:52I got more rápido looking for you.

03:54I got five hours on.

03:55I got more limbs that remember,

03:56so I have three different faces.

classic news bloopers #9 (2025)

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