classic news bloopers #10 (2025)

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00:00It is not painful, so it is not easy for a person to know they've got cancer.

00:06That is why I encourage men to suck those titties, and I encourage women.

00:15Is it embarrassing you don't suck a titty?

00:18What do you suck?

00:19You've got to suck something.

00:22If you pick out two matching heads, you win, and your head is on...

00:28Just laces?

00:28Sorry, my balls.

00:29No, your head's there.

00:30Oh, I can see my head on a ball.

00:32We pick one of your balls?

00:34You pick a ball.

00:35Or two of your balls.

00:36No, pick one first.

00:37One ball?

00:38Okay.

00:38Whose head's on that?

00:39Lisa's on your ball.

00:40Very good.

00:41Okay, pick another ball.

00:42Okay.

00:43Now what happens?

00:44Please be two balls.

00:45Please be two balls.

00:46I've got Sylvia and Lisa on your balls.

00:51You have to be really careful out there.

00:52You do.

00:53We've had six consecutive days of reading.

00:57Did I show you?

00:59Okay.

00:59All right.

01:00That was a Freudian slip, but we're going to pretend like we didn't hear it.

01:04A Jacksonville man just won a million-dollar jackpot from a scratch-off where he bought

01:11the winning ticket.

01:12That's a head of six.

01:13Welcome back.

01:14Time right now.

01:145.55.

01:15It seems the Christmas shopping bug is hitting a lot of people and some animals.

01:20That's right.

01:20Check this out.

01:21It's a very curious beaver.

01:24A Maryland sheriff's office says they got a call from a local store saying the beaver

01:28was wreaking havoc in the Christmas section.

01:33To see that, well, the sheriff's office later tweeted that the beaver was rescued and after

01:38long pet sessions, apparently, was released back into the wild.

01:44A lot of beavers in the news lately.

01:45Did he have a beaver in the news yesterday or the day before?

01:48He's going to the aquarium, I think.

01:49Oh, yes.

01:50Jinx.

01:51Apparently, they're the most popular creatures right now.

01:54This time of year.

01:55Beaver breeding.

01:55Those little guys are cute and cuddly looking, and the beavers I've seen are bigger.

02:01And not.

02:01Yeah, and they don't look as friendly, so I don't know.

02:04Maybe I've seen my beavers in the wrong place.

02:09Moving on.

02:11And, you know, Damon, you were telling us you have gas, and you have a cook.

02:16Not gas.

02:16Oh, boy.

02:19You have a gas stove.

02:21Are you going to get through this weather in the gas now?

02:24You guys.

02:27This is what you've been missing.

02:28I told him that it was my first day anchoring, and the birds laughed me at me.

02:32Yes, I guess so.

02:36Oh, my gosh.

02:38What do we have here?

02:39We have here, he is called a laughing speaker boy.

02:42Okay.

02:42As you can hear.

02:43How's it in?

02:44They are native to Australia, and you can find them in all habitats.

02:51What you're hearing right now is a territorial call.

02:53Okay.

02:54And this call is primarily dusk and dawn.

02:57Now, these little babies are so overwhelmed that they've started wearing your clothes.

03:03That's cute.

03:05Pussy.

03:05Get out of my pants.

03:08Are you okay?

03:09Coming up, the obesity warning to parents.

03:14We're going to...

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classic news bloopers #10 (2025)

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