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00:00:00Married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who gives up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying at a dog house.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought I was leaving. We'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thomber.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Excuse me.
00:03:55Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08I used to settle down and find myself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:13Like you, Amelia.
00:04:15Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:49Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:52Chantal.
00:04:53Nice to meet you.
00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:58I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:06Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:14Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:17I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:34You...
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:36Okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me.
00:05:57It's fine.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:26And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:29Don't worry about that.
00:06:31I have money saved.
00:06:33I'll find the rest.
00:06:34We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:36We're gonna get through this.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:40Julia.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:55Did she have a good one?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:14I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:28After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia.
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:41Come back tonight.
00:07:43And, uh...
00:07:45Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:50Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:12Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:15Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:39I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:41Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really happy.
00:08:45Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:47Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:40Whatever.
00:09:46another.
00:09:48I told you I'm...
00:09:49Cannot.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:59See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:02what the fuck this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia whoa what's wrong I asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out I'm sorry
00:10:25Romulus but your son is a prick I'm gonna be leaving no no please I apologize my son is
00:10:31just immature all right and that's why I invited you put forward it please all right just have a
00:10:39seat all right I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night won't you son
00:10:43so Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment cancer and you need to settle
00:10:54down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business make my own money dad
00:10:58okay I want the business I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal well it's nothing crazy no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living well at least I don't pose in my
00:11:31tighty-whities for money you have to grow up before you can run out business and the best way to do
00:11:38that is to get married we're not even a match we hate each other at least I do obviously I see
00:11:46there's something uncommon already look you know my wife and I we were opposites oh yeah we were like
00:11:53pizza and Hawaiian pizza she sure drove me crazy when we first met I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool huh but I learned a thing or two in 70 years you two have chemistry yeah like a
00:12:10nuclear bomb Romulus isn't there another way I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:30what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine I'll do it for Betsy
00:12:41it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it fine I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract and son we are gonna need some champagne
00:13:14you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me and I'll tell you it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage but well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right
00:13:46that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54sign in
00:14:12salute to the new couple
00:14:16mmm
00:14:21so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:29fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so this is Michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a Michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:49whoa whoa whoa what's what is this put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room
00:15:12I said you could live here not decorate
00:15:14oh I'm sorry is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong it's trademarked
00:15:20look I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:25if this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:28it's electric
00:15:31oh by the way
00:15:37this is gonna work
00:15:39you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41gee thanks
00:15:45welcome
00:15:45you're getting married
00:15:54shh Betsy
00:15:55don't tell the whole world
00:15:57sorry Amelia it's just
00:15:59it's not like you
00:16:02you're saying we're
00:16:03reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:06like I always taught you
00:16:09well
00:16:11things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:14and besides
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:19so I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:21Michelangelo
00:16:22the ninja turtle
00:16:24no
00:16:26Michelangelo
00:16:27Dino Valeno
00:16:29maybe you've heard of him
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valeno
00:16:33shh
00:16:34shh
00:16:34socialite animals
00:16:39like start a hundred canceled bravo shows
00:16:42how did you even meet
00:16:43his dad is one of my clients
00:16:45it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:50he's so toxic
00:16:54speak of the devil
00:16:56oh yeah
00:16:58you know that's probably an old issue
00:17:02this is a doctor's office
00:17:04Amelia
00:17:06Betsy Carlisle
00:17:09doctor's ready
00:17:11we'll talk about this later
00:17:14ready to go out baby
00:17:37we're already wet
00:17:40where did that come from
00:17:58nice place
00:18:24I love the artwork
00:18:26thanks
00:18:27finally
00:18:28a woman with good taste
00:18:30no I'm good
00:18:33we had plenty at dinner
00:18:35more for me
00:18:36you know
00:18:41if you like it down here
00:18:42you should see the bedroom
00:18:44who are you
00:18:57who are you
00:18:59Chantel this is
00:19:01Amelia
00:19:02my
00:19:03roommate
00:19:04whatever
00:19:07can you guys just keep it down
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning
00:19:10this is my house
00:19:12we will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:15scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:17you've got to be kidding me
00:19:20what's wrong dog walker
00:19:21he's jealous
00:19:23jealous
00:19:25I'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:38how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:41even if he is kind of hot
00:19:43see you later
00:20:03and um
00:20:05don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry
00:20:08I had one too many to drink
00:20:10it won't happen again
00:20:11you better not
00:20:13how's the hangover
00:20:25roomie
00:20:26not now
00:20:27my head's killing me
00:20:28we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no
00:20:30what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:37monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:45fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:47my sister needs this money michelangelo
00:20:52and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:20:54then the contract is violated
00:20:56then neither of us get what we want
00:20:57yeah no shit
00:20:58I'm serious
00:21:00don't screw this up
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:06I know what I'm doing
00:21:07dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:11whatever I want
00:21:13whatever I want
00:21:14fine
00:21:15do whatever you want
00:21:17sorry
00:21:19it's a bit harsh
00:21:21I just really
00:21:22hung over
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:28I love you
00:21:33hey baby
00:21:35you know you don't have to keep working
00:21:37Amelia
00:21:37you're rich now
00:21:39I know
00:21:40I like it
00:21:41that's good to hear
00:21:42you know I just hope that
00:21:44your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me
00:21:48how are things going between the two of you
00:21:50oh
00:21:51fine
00:21:52yeah
00:21:53we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right
00:21:56well give him time
00:21:57all right
00:21:57oh and listen
00:21:59he is not as bad as TMZ says
00:22:01all right
00:22:02but I promise
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah
00:22:06you're right
00:22:07well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:09come on Gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye Gucci
00:22:13hey Amelia
00:22:17hey Jake
00:22:18Gucci no
00:22:21Royce
00:22:21it's a bad dog
00:22:24but
00:22:24I'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30same here
00:22:31sorry
00:22:38Gucci's um
00:22:40a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45they should make a reality show
00:22:47a little dog owner is Beverly Hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:53let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah
00:22:57I'd like to
00:22:58so
00:23:04how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months
00:23:07I like it
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12Uber driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26I don't know
00:23:27my whole life I guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job
00:23:30and then I turned it into my own business
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs
00:23:37well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:45my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go?
00:23:52kind of have to admit I
00:23:53got a crush on you
00:23:54he did?
00:23:56yeah
00:23:58I still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:07then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18I mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22I know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring?
00:24:36um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am I right?
00:24:47I mean it kind of
00:24:53looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:56engaged?
00:24:57no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby
00:25:00I mean I should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:02crawling around
00:25:04drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08Royce pooped
00:25:13should pick it up
00:25:14where?
00:25:15I don't see it
00:25:16just over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28it's an office
00:25:28you want to be CEO
00:25:29you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like
00:25:33Willy Wonka
00:25:33without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36very funny
00:25:37you know I'm retiring next year
00:25:38yes I know
00:25:39yeah
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:05hi I'm Michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged
00:26:13remember
00:26:13and
00:26:16this is our new palette
00:26:17it's
00:26:19Matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's
00:26:26presentation
00:26:27for me
00:26:28Michelangelo
00:26:29what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:45all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:49hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her?
00:26:54she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03I guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06I hope she rubs off
00:27:08on you a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09I just hope I don't
00:27:11get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:19well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:3840 more years to go
00:27:39now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home
00:27:45with Amelia
00:27:46you talk about
00:27:47the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and I
00:27:52used to do
00:27:54you know I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight?
00:28:05shit
00:28:05when am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix
00:28:08and bang tonight
00:28:09the L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights, camera, red carpet
00:28:12perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino
00:28:17Dino
00:28:17Amelia
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad?
00:28:21I mean
00:28:21we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter?
00:28:26you're getting along
00:28:26aren't you?
00:28:27yeah
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28just
00:28:28really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:28:34tonight
00:28:34in the limo
00:28:35and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37why dad
00:28:42so remind me
00:28:54why are we getting
00:28:56makeovers done again?
00:28:57because I want to do
00:28:59something nice
00:29:00for my favorite
00:29:01big sister
00:29:01and?
00:29:04and
00:29:04you know I never
00:29:06splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but since I'm part of
00:29:09the Dino Levino family now
00:29:10I think I can afford
00:29:12to let my hair down
00:29:12you better not let that hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out
00:29:27is that bad?
00:29:38I've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:42by that dress
00:29:44ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone
00:29:50party boy
00:29:51I've got my own
00:29:52function tonight
00:29:53because I don't have a
00:29:56wanted to do
00:29:57the one
00:29:58and I can't
00:29:59hear you
00:30:00but I don't try
00:30:01just some
00:30:21What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:20If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dino and Vino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:41Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, baby.
00:32:53Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Okay.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07So, you want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiance.
00:35:55So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You're history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I like your.
00:37:55I ginger play.
00:37:56I wish I didn't care.
00:37:58Wish I didn't care about what this
00:38:28where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker
00:38:56oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:00must have been all those free beers
00:39:03we don't have to talk about this right now we had too many drinks
00:39:09we just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:39:13definitely
00:39:16um i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head
00:39:24there's pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course
00:39:30my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great
00:39:37thanks
00:39:38i don't feel great
00:39:41the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44you on the other hand
00:39:47are glowing today
00:39:48what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait
00:39:57for the first time
00:39:59yeah we're taking it slow
00:40:02michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and how was it
00:40:15well
00:40:16really bad
00:40:18right
00:40:19i knew it
00:40:20actually
00:40:20it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:23well that explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again and
00:40:46you get the picture
00:40:48hey
00:40:51opposites attract
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58because you're so different
00:41:00something like that
00:41:02here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:14i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46hey unfortunately something came up
00:42:00i can't make it tonight
00:42:03why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she
00:42:09texted me yet
00:42:11we should talk about us
00:42:27we should talk about us
00:42:39i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it
00:42:55you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models
00:43:09or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some
00:43:12big speech about
00:43:14letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:21you don't understand
00:43:21let's
00:43:22let's get some takeout
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:25i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:45i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:52do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but
00:44:00there is
00:44:01a fire
00:44:02between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38you
00:44:55you
00:45:05so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next
00:45:29episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:46:02together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive
00:46:51and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like
00:46:55a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci
00:47:59sure but i mean you know dogs more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite
00:48:06her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:48:12no go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery
00:48:41ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:27have a good night mr tino bellino
00:49:29what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:39but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is in the back just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:13you can cook
00:50:19that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:42no
00:50:43my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41i need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well
00:52:43don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29uh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:39uh...
00:53:41look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:47look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:50let's try it
00:53:52oh yeah now here's a
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:56just like that huh
00:53:58yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:02come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:06alright alright
00:54:07so we gotta talk about this uh... this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:12hollywood bowl
00:54:13they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:54:17he says that the band is free
00:54:20you like coldplay right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:27well alright then we'll book the magic castle how about that
00:54:30not too big plenty room for coldplay huh
00:54:33dad let's just pump the brakes
00:54:35we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37what something wrong with Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:49that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:53wow i never thought of that
00:54:59you know you have a very good point there
00:55:02i'm very impressed
00:55:05you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:09i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:12sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with coldplay
00:55:32no coldplay dad
00:55:34no coldplay
00:55:36so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25Amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45Betsy
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convince you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:01what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:06and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:09actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:13i kind of like him
00:57:16yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:21Betsy
00:57:22i have real feelings for him
00:57:26but what about the tabloid stories
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:33they banned him for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:37he's not actually like the stories
00:57:40or at least not to me
00:57:43he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45Amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell
00:57:54what if you meet him
00:57:56yeah meet him
00:57:58maybe he'll change your mind maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:03please
00:58:04me just give him a chance
00:58:07fine
00:58:08yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:13you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner
00:58:26of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:40it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine
00:58:46tonight's gonna be great
00:58:56it's
00:58:57enormous
00:59:00why would anybody need so much room
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:13so this is the
00:59:16infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 domperion
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:29yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's
00:59:40it's delicious
00:59:42this was made in france
00:59:44sorry can't touch that stuff
00:59:47so who wants a drink
00:59:49drink
01:00:10you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great so michelangelo i have some big sister questions
01:00:25to ask about the pernuptials coming up you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been
01:00:34having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears
01:00:42off i don't think it's going to that's cute and all but what about a career are you gonna support
01:00:51her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get
01:00:57bored and this gets too serious betsy look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't
01:01:06talked about kids but i'm open to anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting
01:01:11married and you barely know each other we know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting
01:01:20married this soon and if you really cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes
01:01:26you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the
01:01:33way you're doing me right now it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:01:42why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's
01:01:58not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:02:07talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you
01:02:42you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:03:05happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should
01:03:55listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see you could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus hey romulus
01:04:19what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:54you make me sick i make me sick
01:04:57nice underwear some great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay let's get this over with
01:05:17is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm sorry chantel i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03amelia
01:06:14amelia
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16gucci's gone
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:21but
01:06:23romulus
01:06:30well i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and
01:06:38all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:49oh
01:06:50good thanks
01:06:52gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:57gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's michelangelo
01:07:03huh
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10where were you
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:14it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move dude
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:24yeah that's it
01:07:25yeah
01:07:25yeah
01:07:25yeah
01:07:26yeah
01:07:26yeah
01:07:26yeah
01:07:26yeah
01:07:26yeah
01:07:27yeah
01:07:28yeah
01:07:29gucci
01:07:41gucci
01:07:42gucci
01:07:43gucci
01:07:44gucci
01:07:46he's hopeless
01:07:48we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just
01:07:56off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59see they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03i do have to admit though
01:08:05didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really there for his dad
01:08:10his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Coochie!
01:08:23Coochie!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:33Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:08Okay.
01:09:10Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:25Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:35I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:43Thanks for saying that.
01:09:45I needed to hear that.
01:09:47And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:51You're not one.
01:09:53I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:57Most of them are good.
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:03I'm not.
01:10:05You're not?
01:10:06What do you mean?
01:10:07Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:30What is this, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:36Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:38And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:10:52Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:59Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:13Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:33You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:46You too.
01:11:47That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:12And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:27Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:34I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model.
01:13:47But here we are.
01:13:49Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:59And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:36I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy.
01:14:41You know, given my sister.
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:45Me too.
01:14:46Woo!
01:14:47Woo!
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