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00:00All right, we're back.
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00:15Icy.
00:18Set.
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00:41Week 9 of the NFL. Coach, you're back in person.
00:44I love it.
00:45And you said it's time to go. Training camp's over.
00:47Mid-season, everybody's got their ducks in a row.
00:51We know who we have. We know who we are. Let's freaking go.
00:54Let's get some of these picks right. I mean, you really struggled last week.
00:57Listen, last week, my six-year-old could have picked like you guys.
01:02That was the squarest week of all time.
01:05Every favorite won by a million points.
01:08It's not even gambling.
01:10So congrats, you guys.
01:11You showed up, you closed your eyes, and you picked the better team.
01:14Wow.
01:15Catfish down.
01:17Congrats.
01:18He's down in the pits right now.
01:19Congrats.
01:20When you go 3-9, that's what happens.
01:22That's the look on your face.
01:23It was a bad week.
01:24I was going to say it was a bad week.
01:25I took some shots.
01:26You guys just go, oh, the Chiefs are playing the Commanders.
01:29They'll take the Chiefs.
01:30I finally picked against the Commanders.
01:32Oh, the Bills are playing the pits.
01:33They'll take the Bills.
01:34As an ex-coach, I see all the coaches getting fired.
01:37Every day, another coach gets fired.
01:393-9, Dan.
01:41Coaches get fired for 3-9.
01:43It's fine.
01:44You're going to have to bounce back week.
01:45I'll go take a nap.
01:47Fire me.
01:48Pay me my 50 million, like Brian Kelly.
01:51I'll go take a nap.
01:54Good answer.
01:55That was a good one.
01:56Hey, listen.
01:57Nobody's afraid to get fired as a coach.
01:59Good about that.
02:00I got that buyout.
02:01You tell me I'm fired.
02:02I'll be like, thank you so much.
02:03I appreciate everything you've done for me.
02:05He's setting the tone for this show.
02:07You said you want him to come.
02:08You want him to come with some shit today?
02:10I'm going to come with some shit.
02:11I got it.
02:12I got it.
02:13I love this week.
02:14I love the games this week.
02:15Why do you feel that way?
02:16Because I couldn't be worse last week, so we're going to go back up.
02:19We're going to win this week.
02:20This is going to be a winning week for me.
02:22I can guarantee it.
02:23And if I don't win this week, I never said that.
02:26That's how we do it.
02:27It's definitely not on record.
02:28Yeah, that's how we do it.
02:29Everything's recording.
02:30No, that's how we do it.
02:31I never said that.
02:32Well, let's jump into it.
02:33The Storyline Games of the Week presented by the Chevy Silverado.
02:35We're going to start with the Broncos at the Texans coach.
02:38The Texans minus one and a half.
02:40The Broncos get that big win over Dallas last week.
02:42I know you've been very high on them.
02:44What do you think in this matchup?
02:45This is going to be a good one.
02:46I was really excited to see Stroud play good last week.
02:49Yeah, he did.
02:50Threw for a lot of yards, completed passes, and they protected him.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Sertan might be out at corner for Denver.
02:55He is.
02:56Yeah.
02:57I'm sure he is, but I'm staying with Denver.
02:59I think Denver, their defense, I think they're going to overwhelm the Texan offensive line.
03:04Yeah.
03:05They're going to cause a few negative plays.
03:06You're going to get a couple turnovers.
03:08The defense is really going to show up for the Broncos, and I can't tell you how impressed
03:12I am with young Bo Nix.
03:14I think he's really starting to find his stride, and Denver's going to win in cover
03:19in this game.
03:20I'm just not letting my grandma stand behind this offensive line at the Texans at church.
03:25All right?
03:26They can't protect anybody.
03:27All right?
03:28I'm sorry.
03:29I'm just telling you now.
03:30Yeah.
03:31It's not a good offensive line.
03:32No, it's bad.
03:33Listen, the Texans Niners game was the only game I got right last week because I said it.
03:38The Niners don't have a pass rush.
03:40The Texans don't have an offensive line.
03:42CJ Stroud's going to look good, and he did look good, but guess what the Broncos have?
03:45A pass rush.
03:46I am worried about Sertan.
03:47Yeah.
03:48He is so good.
03:49He eliminates half the field, so having him out is going to be a struggle for their defense,
03:53but I think the pass rush and what they can do up front against this Texans offensive line,
03:58I think that's the difference in the game.
04:00I'm going to stick with you.
04:01I'm going to go with the Broncos.
04:02Two good quarterbacks, two good head coaches.
04:05The difference in this team is trench warfare.
04:08All right?
04:09One line is moving people.
04:10They work for a moving company in Denver.
04:12The other offensive line can't stop anybody.
04:15So I'm going to always go with the best offensive line.
04:17This is going to always be my discipline.
04:19I'm going with the Denver Broncos on this one.
04:22Hey, did you see Quinn Miners, the right guard of the Broncos, last week on that toss crack?
04:26How many people did he take out?
04:28RJ Harvey's running for a touchdown, but I think Miners should be the player of the week.
04:32Easily.
04:33Easily offensive line player of the week.
04:34So the boys are all on the same side or something?
04:36Yes.
04:37I'm worried about the Texans defense is elite.
04:39We should just at least know that.
04:40No, Neil Anderson, they can rush the passer.
04:42Neil Hunter, they're really good.
04:44But I just think that Bo Nix will find enough and do enough.
04:48Yeah.
04:49That was also, I was impressed with the Broncos because the Broncos were a fuck around team
04:51for a few weeks there where they would fuck around.
04:54They're fucking around with the Giants.
04:55They're fucking around with the Jets.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Getting these games late.
04:58Eagles even.
04:59They finally put together four quarters.
05:01I'm ready to go.
05:02Like you said, we're ready to go.
05:03That's the Broncos.
05:04That's the team.
05:05It's in there somewhere.
05:07Do it for four quarters.
05:08You like that?
05:09I like it.
05:10Good vibes.
05:11Good vibes.
05:12All right, Jerry, you're Steelers.
05:13The Colts at the Steelers.
05:14The Colts minus three.
05:15Oh boy.
05:16Jerry.
05:17How are we doing after last week?
05:18I mean, you can't be doing good, right?
05:19No.
05:20So I'm doing bad.
05:21You're a sad piece of shit.
05:22Listen, it's just the same team over and over and over again.
05:26You know what I mean?
05:27What I'm really surprised at is our defense used to carry us through games.
05:32That is completely gone.
05:34The defense is last against the pass.
05:36Second to last, I think, in points given up.
05:38They give up a million yards a game.
05:41There's no effort.
05:43Everybody's lazy.
05:44It's so old.
05:45Guys aren't tackling.
05:47And what does Tomlin say after the game?
05:49You know what he said?
05:50We've got to stop settling for field goals.
05:52That's what he said.
05:53Maybe go for it.
05:54To start the presser.
05:55They're last.
05:56And when you're supposed to go for it in the NFL, they're dead last.
05:59Dead last.
06:00We've got to stop settling for field goals.
06:02He didn't open up with the defense was terrible.
06:05And I take account of nothing.
06:07We've got to stop selling.
06:08This guy is not good.
06:10He's just not a good coach anymore.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:12I'm not meaning to laugh at you.
06:13I will say this with Mike Tomlin.
06:14I want this on record.
06:15Is this on record?
06:16Yeah.
06:17I want it on record.
06:18It has passed him by.
06:19Oh, come on, man.
06:20Oh, it has passed him by.
06:21Hey, hey.
06:22Hey, I wish it was a choir here before we could boo this man.
06:25Oh, man.
06:26You can't put that on the coach.
06:27Listen.
06:28It's the old folks home of Pennsylvania there.
06:30Hayward passed his days.
06:32Like, if I keep going down y'all roster, you got a lot of guys that's passed their prime that you're depending on to be top-notch players.
06:39Jalen Ramsey, you're moving him around like he's Deion Sanders in this prime.
06:43Like, what are you talking about?
06:45No, this is not on Mike Tomlin.
06:47I put it more on the GM than I do Mike Tomlin.
06:51Coach, what do you think about that take?
06:52I think you guys are missing a whole point here.
06:54Instead of crying about how bad Pittsburgh is on defense, are we going to talk about the Colts?
06:59Indiana Jones show.
07:00Come on.
07:01Where's the song?
07:02Shred.
07:03Shred.
07:04That's what they're going to do.
07:05They're going to storm into Pittsburgh where they never won before.
07:07Yeah.
07:08But, I mean, the ball distribution is incredible.
07:10Warren, the tight end is great.
07:12I mean, they got Pierce, Pittman.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Downs in the slot when he's healthy, he's nasty.
07:17And the offensive line, good God, it's like having an excavator.
07:20Yes.
07:21Quentin Nelson.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Jonathan Taylor is a freaking beast.
07:25He's ran for three miles.
07:26So instead of sitting over here, look at Jerry.
07:28Look at his face.
07:29He looks like he should be in a freaking, I don't know, home somewhere.
07:33I mean, he looks like he got the shit beat out of him.
07:37I can't take it anymore.
07:38I need positive.
07:39The Colts are seven and one.
07:41They're going to shred.
07:42I love that song.
07:43Grab me three rivers.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:45Dan.
07:46Listen, Colts are best offense in the NFL.
07:49Now, this is also their first time going outside.
07:52Outside.
07:53Oh.
07:54I think they played the Titans, but that was early in the season.
07:56And it's the Titans, bitch.
07:57And that's turf.
07:58So this is a little bit of a different, you know, that field is a joke in Pittsburgh.
08:02Slow them down a little.
08:03I'm taking the Steelers as my line in the sand.
08:06Does Mike Tomlin still have, you know, any pride in this team, in this game?
08:10They win this game if he does.
08:12And it's also based on Jerry.
08:14Because Jerry does this every single year, where every single year he thinks he goes up
08:19and down to this insane level where if the Steelers are 4-2, he's like, this is a 12-win team.
08:25If they're 4-3, he's like, this is a 6-win team.
08:28No, you know what they are?
08:29They're a 9-8 team.
08:30Okay?
08:31And that's where they're going to finish.
08:32And they're going to win this game to get them to 9-8.
08:34I hope you're right.
08:35So anytime Jerry goes like this, I'm just like, all right, Steelers.
08:38I think they're going to lose by 20.
08:40Okay.
08:41You're down that bad.
08:42I mean, it's not even.
08:43I like it even more now.
08:44It's not being down bad.
08:45You know, the fans don't even show up in Pittsburgh.
08:47I mean, Aaron Rodgers is using a silent count because the Packers took over the stadium.
08:52Now, when in the hell has that happened at a Steeler game?
08:54Ever.
08:55I mean, when the hell has that happened?
08:57It used to be a terrible towel party.
08:59Renegade.
09:00It's just, I don't know.
09:01You know what they're doing with their towel?
09:03Wiping it between their gluteus maximus right now.
09:06Because that's what they feel about this team.
09:09All right, let me tell you something about the coach.
09:11The most underrated one-loss team I think I've ever seen in my life.
09:15Nobody respects the coach.
09:16They are the Rodney Dangerfield or the Interfield.
09:19Nobody respects Indiana Jones.
09:21I called him out his name.
09:22All right?
09:23Nobody respects that offensive line who are basically great, dude.
09:26Oh, yeah.
09:27They got a running back that ran for 10 miles already.
09:30And do you know he got more touchdowns than Saquon had the entire year last year?
09:35Yeah, it's insane.
09:36He's all...
09:37Four times.
09:38Four times he's had a three-touchdown game.
09:40Unbelievable.
09:41Incredible.
09:42Crazy.
09:43It's indoor turf versus outdoor field.
09:46Mm-hmm.
09:47Does it travel?
09:48The running game travels.
09:49Defense travel.
09:50I'm going with the Colts.
09:52So, Jerry's just down bad?
09:54Yeah, you guys all have the Colts.
09:55And listen, I don't think the Steelers are good.
09:57And I think the Colts are really, really good.
09:59This is, again, just like this is basically the season for the Steelers.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Can you muster it up?
10:04Can we get one more Tomlin magic, winning as an underdog?
10:08If they can't, then they're dead.
10:10Like, it can't turn around that quick, right, Jon?
10:12No, it can turn around.
10:13It can turn around.
10:14One, like, yeah.
10:15But what I'm saying is never wear those uniforms again.
10:18No, those are bad.
10:19What was that?
10:20Yeah, they were ugly.
10:21What was that?
10:22That was bad.
10:23Ugly.
10:24Gross.
10:25The pants y'all wore looked like everybody was naked.
10:28Yeah.
10:29I turned on my TV, I was like, just naked football players.
10:32No, they're firing coaches left and right.
10:36I can attest to that.
10:37I've been fired and traded and trampled on.
10:39But who the hell's picking these uniforms?
10:42I mean, that guy, whoever that guy is, get rid of him.
10:45Fire his ass.
10:46Freaking Pittsburgh Steelers, they deserve to lose wearing that.
10:48Okay, Jerry, now we need you to be happy.
10:50All right, no, I'm happy about this play.
10:52Okay.
10:53Because I think Gruden's going to love this play.
10:54Oh, we've got to play.
10:55All right.
10:56He jumped off that.
10:57I do.
10:58I love it.
10:59This is my favorite play of the year so far.
11:00Oh, okay.
11:01All right, so you've got to stay with me on this, okay, John?
11:04Seven guys on the line, okay?
11:06So you know it's good.
11:07One, two, three, four.
11:08No, sorry.
11:09One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
11:11Yep.
11:12This guy's off the line there.
11:13Yep.
11:14All right, so this is going to be.
11:15The wide receiver with the tight end is off the line, Jerry.
11:18Yeah, yeah.
11:19Okay, he's off.
11:20Sorry.
11:21This guy's on.
11:22This guy's on.
11:23Okay.
11:24So, John, this guy's going to run a go route.
11:25But before that, I want you to see something.
11:27This is my zone beating side over here.
11:29We're going to beat this side of the field with zone.
11:31Somewhere around here, we're going to beat it with zone.
11:33This right here is my man beater.
11:35He's just going to run a go route, okay?
11:37This is a play action.
11:40We're going to play action.
11:41We're going to try to throw off these linebackers here, John.
11:44We want them running to the football.
11:46So, the quarterback shotgun, fake to the running back, okay?
11:50We're going to fake it to him.
11:51He's going to run a little out here.
11:53Fullback's going to go this way.
11:55This wide receiver here, John, he's going to run about a 10, 15 yard in, okay?
12:01This tight end here, watch him.
12:03This is where a home run is.
12:05He's going to travel all the way down here.
12:08Our zone beating side, we're going to try to catch him.
12:10And listen, if nothing is here, nothing is here, nothing is here,
12:14we go in the flats to the running back or the fullback.
12:17Somebody's going to be open on this play, but I can guarantee you, John,
12:20it's going to be this tight end down here,
12:22and that's your home run ball right here.
12:24How are you going to block it?
12:25Mm-hmm.
12:26It's play action.
12:27Play action.
12:28We want these linebackers running for the football.
12:30Yeah, yeah.
12:31The fullback makes sure that the third cornerback is not in that game.
12:34I see where you're going, Jer.
12:35And this safety right here, guess what?
12:38No man's laying.
12:39If he wants to go with him, no problem.
12:41We got our one-on-one here.
12:42If he wants to travel with him, we got the home run here.
12:44Shit, hire that man.
12:45Hire that man.
12:46You can't guard the play, John.
12:47Hire that man.
12:48You can't guard him.
12:49You need at least five seconds to throw you.
12:50No, you don't.
12:51No, you don't.
12:52Okay.
12:53They play action going, they eliminate everything.
12:54Did you help him with this?
12:55No.
12:56That's all Jer.
12:57That's all Jer.
12:58What if they don't bite on the play action?
13:00They are.
13:01That's a cross.
13:02It's okay if they don't.
13:03Hey, one of them linebackers going to be traveling with that fullback,
13:05the other one going to be going with the tailback.
13:07Look at Casey's face.
13:09Casey buys this shit.
13:12I mean, first of all, the play action in a shotgun in a split backfield set.
13:17Who the hell runs play action from a split backfield set?
13:20That's like 97% pass.
13:22So the defense, they're not really thinking play action.
13:25Can the quarterback get underneath the center, maybe get in an eye formation
13:29and let's make a real play fake?
13:31Not to be critical because I know you've had a tough week with your Steelers
13:34and all that stuff, but I'm just not there, Jerry.
13:39This is the one I'm going to decline on.
13:43You're dead.
13:45You're dead.
13:46Jerry, I'm coming up to the board.
13:48I've got to play for you.
13:49I've got to play.
13:50No, I've got to play.
13:51I've got to play.
13:52Give me the eraser.
13:54All right.
13:55This was a dead play.
13:58I knew it was a dead play.
13:59Coach knew I had something to do with it.
14:02I got the better play.
14:03You know that's a good play.
14:04I knew it the whole time.
14:05You ready?
14:06Give me this.
14:07I'm trying to get Jerry's love.
14:08All right.
14:09All right.
14:10This is the play, okay?
14:11This is going to be...
14:15Shit.
14:16What is that?
14:17How many people you got on the field?
14:18This is going to be a play on like fourth and two, okay?
14:22All right?
14:23And this is what you're going to do.
14:24You're going to snap the ball and then you're going to punt.
14:26And that's what Mike Tomlin and the Steelers are going to do.
14:28Really damn.
14:29That's the play.
14:30Really damn.
14:31I thought he had some.
14:33I knew when I seen that funky formation.
14:37I knew something was going to.
14:38He's going to punt it, okay?
14:39Let's just live for another down.
14:41Can I get one more chance?
14:42Can I get one...
14:43That's the only play you run.
14:44I know we got a long show.
14:46Can I get one more chance?
14:47I want to run my original play.
14:49Yes.
14:50My original, okay.
14:51Because Fred, Fred, Fred banged me.
14:53No, I tried to...
14:54He banged me on that.
14:55No, I tried to give you...
14:56Who the hell runs a deep cross with a tight end over...
14:58I tried to give you the knowledge of a scholar.
15:00A dagger.
15:01I'm...
15:02I'm...
15:03You like that punt play, Jerry?
15:04I'm snoring.
15:05No, no.
15:06I love this play.
15:07I'm telling you, this play stinks.
15:08No, I guarantee it was better than your play, pal.
15:10No, it ain't.
15:11Watch this play, coach.
15:12Ow!
15:13He hit you with a pal.
15:14This is for Friday nights only.
15:16Center, guard, tackle.
15:18Mm-hmm.
15:19Center.
15:20In the world I live in...
15:21Guard.
15:22Shit, Jerry, the guard and the...
15:23Tackle.
15:24...are next to the center.
15:25Tight end.
15:26Yeah, I'm happy you lined up correctly, Jerry.
15:27Yeah.
15:28One, two...
15:29Can you break the huddle if you're the right tackle?
15:30Are you confused?
15:31Yeah, but where am I supposed to stand?
15:33Watch this cluster.
15:35You're gonna...
15:36Trust me, John.
15:37Stay with me.
15:38Stay with me.
15:39It reeks of stink.
15:40It better not be a screen.
15:41Nope.
15:42Oh, not even close.
15:43This is your two-point conversion play.
15:45It stinks, fellas.
15:46I seen it earlier.
15:48I still smell it on my top lip.
15:50It stinks.
15:51You know, the collective bargaining agreement only gives us so much time with the players,
15:55Jerry.
15:56Mm-hmm.
15:57So we have to...
15:58Look at this.
15:59Tight end, full back, and back.
16:00What is that?
16:01Listen, listen.
16:02You gotta...
16:03You have enough guys on the line of scrimmage?
16:04One, two, three, four, five, six, seven guys on the line.
16:08Right, John?
16:09You can...
16:10This is...
16:11Tight end, full back, running back.
16:12Another tight end here.
16:13And a tight end, tight end, full back.
16:16Whatever you wanna do.
16:17If your running back is a good blocker, you can use him here.
16:20All this is...
16:21This is simple, John.
16:22This is very simple.
16:23Forget about the trick plays.
16:24I'm not into trick plays, okay?
16:26I'm into power football, John.
16:28You know what I mean?
16:29Power football.
16:30From the two.
16:31We're gonna go man-on-man.
16:33Block him.
16:34Block him.
16:35Block him.
16:36Block him.
16:37Through this hole.
16:38Through that hole.
16:39Quarterback.
16:40Jalen Hurts would be great at this play.
16:43Follow inside.
16:44Touchdown.
16:45You can't stop this, John.
16:46Coach.
16:47You can't stop this power right here from the two.
16:49Ted Lasso wouldn't draw that up.
16:51That stinks.
16:52John, you can't stop this, John.
16:53That stinks.
16:54Look how many blockers you got.
16:55One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
16:58You giving it away?
16:59You got a tight end and two fullbacks on the same?
17:01Yeah, and the whole defense will be over there.
17:02Like, we're just gonna shift over there.
17:04This is power, John.
17:05You love power, don't you, John?
17:06You love power.
17:07You love power.
17:08You love power.
17:09I love it.
17:10I love it.
17:11I just want the segment to end.
17:15Damn, Jer.
17:16I think the punt was the winning play.
17:18Jerry Lasso.
17:19He just wants the segment to end.
17:21Okay, let's talk about the game of the week then.
17:23Presented by the Chevy Silverado.
17:24The Chiefs at the Bills.
17:25Fred, I'll start with you.
17:26The Chiefs minus one and a half.
17:29I just got to see the Chiefs up close.
17:31Yes, you did.
17:32On Monday night, we all did.
17:33They got their weapons.
17:35The one thing they're missing right now is they're shuffling guys on the offensive line.
17:39They had two non-star to start, but they still got the job done against us.
17:42But you've seen that first half.
17:44Started real slow for them and he took the ball over for the first time.
17:48He hasn't been, Pat Mahone hasn't been turning that ball over.
17:50I'm gonna go with the home team and I'm gonna go with the Bills on this one.
17:53And I understand the most complete team is the Chiefs.
17:56It's just something about Josh Allen in Buffalo when Patrick Mahone shows up.
18:03He saves his best for this.
18:04Like this is the king of the hill right here.
18:06And I think Bills Mafia and that crowd gonna have a lot to do with what goes on in this game.
18:12I'm going with the Buffalo Bills and Josh Allen.
18:14Yeah, Dan, obviously Josh Allen in the regular season owns Mahomes and then vice versa in the playoffs.
18:19No, not so much.
18:20But it is November the 3rd when they play.
18:22Yeah.
18:23So, or second, whatever the date may be.
18:25So, who are you taking?
18:26I'm taking the Chiefs.
18:27They're so good.
18:28And Mahomes is back to what he's been doing.
18:30Like that, you saw what he did to Fred.
18:32He made Fred look like a fucking fool on Monday night.
18:35Where it's like, hey, either the pass is there and I'll hit it,
18:39or I'll just run around and then I'll hit it again.
18:41You know what I mean?
18:42There were so many broken plays that he keeps alive.
18:45I just think the Chiefs, and the Chiefs defense has also been very, very good.
18:49They have a pass rush.
18:50I'm going to take the Chiefs.
18:52Coach?
18:53Yeah, I think Mahomes saw PFT at the game last week.
18:57He knew you were.
18:58He took it out on us.
18:59Well, he gave you a couple interceptions, make you guys feel good.
19:02Yeah.
19:03You know, the Buffalo Bills, they got Michael Hoyt, Larry Ogunjobi,
19:07and their first round pick, their corner, played last week for the first.
19:10Hairston.
19:11Hairston.
19:12So, that's three Buffalo Bills.
19:13Now, they did lose Ed Oliver.
19:14Yeah.
19:15He's the one guy on that front other than Rousseau that's like, holy shit.
19:19I think the Chiefs are going to lock down these Buffalo receivers.
19:23I saw New England do that a few weeks ago.
19:25All right, all right.
19:26They don't really have any firepower outside.
19:28Young Coleman, not enough.
19:29Haven't done anything.
19:30Yeah.
19:31And I think they're going to do that to try to neutralize these receivers.
19:34Shakir against man-to-man in the slot.
19:36Yeah.
19:37You can take away those quick screens.
19:38I think Kansas City's right now the best team in football.
19:41I look for them to go on the road and beat Buffalo, although I do like what Buffalo did
19:46last week with those new defensive players.
19:48And Milano's coming back.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Yeah.
19:51And let's hope he stays back.
19:52But Mahomes, all these receivers.
19:55Coach, you did not bring up the Chef James Cook.
19:58You did not bring up the Chef James Cook.
20:00He was unbelievable.
20:01Unbelievable.
20:02And Pacheco's out of the game.
20:03Yeah, he's through.
20:04But how about Kareem Hunt in short yardage?
20:06You know, we talk about this tush-push bullshit.
20:09How about Kareem Hunt?
20:10Does anybody know what this guy's doing?
20:12Yeah.
20:13You stop the game.
20:14You tell the fans.
20:15You tell the team.
20:16You tell everybody, we're handing the ball to number 27.
20:19Yeah.
20:20On every fourth and one, third and one.
20:21What's your butt going to do?
20:22He runs right through people, man.
20:24Woo!
20:25Yeah.
20:26It's the play right there.
20:27I was about to say, isn't it?
20:28What are you saying, John?
20:29No, that's not it.
20:30That's not what Kareem Hunt is.
20:31Hey, we're handing the ball to Hunt, Jerry.
20:33I'm not going to let Aaron Rodgers run a freaking jump out.
20:36That's the bush-push.
20:37I don't know what that is.
20:38Hired of watching these quarterbacks carry the ball.
20:42Jerry, it's okay.
20:44It's okay.
20:45We'll get next week.
20:46That's the beauty of this one.
20:47Try again.
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21:11Dan?
21:12Yeah.
21:13You called the Bears last week.
21:14Yeah, I said it was going to be a tough game.
21:15I thought we were going to lose that game.
21:17This week is borderline must win because what you saw, the Jets, who were a horrific offense, put up 39 on the Bengals.
21:26This Bengals defense is so bad.
21:27I don't know if Joe Flacco is going to be playing.
21:29The Bears have to clean up penalties and they have to start scoring touchdowns and not field goals.
21:36Their red zone percentage, I think, is dipped below 50% in terms of touchdowns.
21:40That's the difference.
21:41You have to finish drives.
21:42They started that game against Baltimore.
21:44They had two drives that looked good and you get three points and then you kind of let a reeling Baltimore team have life.
21:51The Bengals are in the same position.
21:53They might not even, they might be playing Jake Browning.
21:55You got to go out there, you got to score touchdowns early and put this game away early because, look, I've told you guys, the Bears aren't a good team.
22:04They're trying to become a good team.
22:06They have to win this game and they have to look good on offense because the Bengals defense is hot garbage.
22:11Brad, what do you think?
22:12You know what I learned through life is after six drinks, most people look good.
22:18Most things look cute.
22:20And as I look at these Bears, I'm seeing something right from the inside out.
22:25I disagree.
22:26I'm seeing, do you, can I ask you this, Fish?
22:28Do you believe in Caleb?
22:29Do you believe in your fearless leader?
22:31I believe in Ben Johnson.
22:33He can't play the, he can call the player.
22:35He can't play.
22:36I believe in Ben Johnson.
22:37I believe in Ben Johnson.
22:38That's my answer.
22:39When your quarterback is.
22:40What did I say?
22:41I believe in Ben Johnson.
22:42I told you, I understand.
22:43But your quarterback is emotional combustible.
22:45At any point in the game, Fred Smooke could be talking trash to him and he could lose his shit.
22:49He could lose his damn mind.
22:51I would not want Fred Smooke talking trash to you.
22:53The only reason I'm not picking.
22:54I do not want that.
22:55The only reason I'm not picking the Bengals is like you said, they play no defense.
22:59Right.
23:00They just play no defense.
23:01But I don't believe anybody going to stop those two wide receivers.
23:03Don't care if it's Jake Brown.
23:04I agree.
23:05Nobody stopping him.
23:06We don't have a defense either.
23:08But I'm, no, y'all actually turn the ball over on defense.
23:10Y'all get the ball back.
23:11What happened against the Ravens?
23:12I said it.
23:13I said they've been taking the ball away at an insane pace.
23:15It's going to dry up.
23:16And when it does, it's going to be bad.
23:17And that's what happened.
23:18I'm still going to go with the Bears.
23:19There we go.
23:20The Bears.
23:21Coach.
23:22Boy, that's a lot.
23:23That's a lot to digest.
23:25Mm-hmm.
23:26You know, the Bears ticked me off last week.
23:28They didn't score in the red zone because they blow an assignment.
23:31They don't even block a defensive tackle on a running play.
23:34They throw an interception backed up.
23:36He's on his own end zone.
23:37Bad pass.
23:38Five yards deep in your end zone.
23:39Bad pass.
23:40Guy's in a flat wide open.
23:41You throw a pick to Wiggins and the game's over.
23:44Yeah.
23:45It's just helter skelter with Chicago.
23:47But it's not helter skelter with the Cincinnati defense.
23:50Yeah.
23:51It's just skelter.
23:52No.
23:53It's just skelter.
23:54I'm just happy.
23:55And I said it last week and I don't like to be critical.
23:57I like to be positive.
23:58But the Bengals have invested in all these young players in the draft.
24:02First round picks.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you look around this Stewart guy from Texas A&M.
24:07Who the hell is he, Casey?
24:08He had no sex at Texas A&M.
24:09I'm looking around here.
24:10They get Demetrius Knight from South Carolina.
24:13The whole secondary.
24:14I'm not happy with the development of the Bengal defense.
24:17Forget about the quarterback and chase.
24:19Yeah.
24:20The Bears are going to win this game because Ben Johnson and his quarterback
24:23are going to tread them.
24:25Yeah.
24:26I hope Swift plays.
24:27Yeah.
24:28You know, Swift, he's a little beat up.
24:29He's running their ball now.
24:30I'd like to see a little more tight end usage in the red zone.
24:32I'd like to see Morris Swift for crying out loud.
24:34He had 250 yards in two games.
24:36They roll into Baltimore.
24:37He gets 11 for 45.
24:39I know.
24:40Give it to him 25 times.
24:41I agree.
24:42Ran at the Bengals, man.
24:43Dan, this has to feel good.
24:44I'll go with the freaking Bears.
24:45No, I agree.
24:46You got to run the ball.
24:47The wins against the Commanders and the win against the Saints.
24:50What did we do?
24:51We ran the ball right down the throat.
24:52That's y'all blueprint.
24:53That's the blueprint right there.
24:54Do it again.
24:55And it takes a lot of pressure off Caleb when he can just hand that ball out
24:58and the offensive line would rather go forward than back.
25:01I'm back.
25:02You know, you get all these weapons, right?
25:03Let's just say you're the coach.
25:04You walk in there, you got Loveland and Cole Komet.
25:07And Roman Dune Day.
25:08Tight ends are like, hey, we got D.J. Moore and Komet.
25:11We got the kid from Missouri.
25:12We got all these weapons.
25:13Burden, Roman Dune Day, they're all banged up on it.
25:16Let me introduce you to the star of the show.
25:18His name is DeAndre Swift.
25:19Yes.
25:20Let's simplify things.
25:21Yes.
25:22All right, Coach, your playbook pick is the Jags at the Raiders.
25:25I forgot these teams were playing.
25:27This is gross.
25:28You know, the Raiders are in my blood.
25:31They're in my soul forever.
25:33And I know it's been tough.
25:34You know, we have not played well on the road.
25:36That was not good in Indianapolis.
25:38That was not good in Kansas City.
25:40We got to get a blood transfusion.
25:42We need some penicillin in here.
25:44Hey, listen, we're coming off the bye.
25:47I'm not bullshitting here.
25:49We're getting Brock Bowers back.
25:51He's just the most intense weapon in the league.
25:54This guy's phenomenal.
25:55No, he is.
25:56He's a game changer.
25:57Okay, Jacoby Myers, somebody talk to the kid.
25:59Make him feel at home.
26:01We got this guy.
26:02He's a good player.
26:03We're going to play better at home, coming off the bye.
26:05Pete Carroll's a veteran coach.
26:06He knows what to do.
26:07The Jaguars are reeling.
26:09They got their butt kicked.
26:10Where were they?
26:11Madrid or Amsterdam?
26:12Where the hell did they play that game?
26:13London.
26:14I mean, the Rams shredded them.
26:15Five touchdown passes.
26:17We're going to win this game.
26:18The Raiders are going to win this game.
26:20The Jags are spiraling downhill, and it's going to be a rebirth.
26:23It's going to be a rejuvenating win for the Raiders.
26:26Dan?
26:27No.
26:28Listen, the Jaguars take the ball away.
26:32Who gives the ball away more than any quarterback in the NFL?
26:35Gino Smith.
26:36Gino.
26:37Jaguars.
26:38Jaguars.
26:39You know you look at me like mad every time.
26:40We got to get a blood transfusion.
26:41We got to get you some new blood.
26:43Yes.
26:44But you look down on me, Dan.
26:45You look down on me.
26:46Let's get the Raiders blood out of you.
26:48Put the Bucs blood back in you.
26:49I got to eat.
26:50That's a team.
26:51We're on a bye week getting ready for Portnoy's Patriots right now.
26:55You'll get that next week.
26:57Coach said the Raiders of Las Vegas would win their game.
27:02Hell to the no, no, no.
27:03Hell to the no.
27:04Hell to the no.
27:06Hell to the no.
27:07First of all, Tennessee Titans are the worst team.
27:10That's the only team worse than the Raiders.
27:13They're so bad.
27:14They're so bad.
27:15No, Coach.
27:16Is Chip Cannon still the offensive coordinator?
27:17Yes, he is.
27:18Lost.
27:19Is Gino still the quarterback?
27:21Lost.
27:22Can you name me one person on they defense?
27:25Max Crosby.
27:26Max Crosby.
27:27Devin White.
27:28Where has he been?
27:29Now, Devin White, he didn't re-blossom his career.
27:32Where's Max Crosby?
27:33Where's Mad Max?
27:34Mad Max.
27:35He got banged up.
27:36I'm sorry.
27:37There's nothing good about the Raiders except that they're in Vegas.
27:40I can get a free drink by watching them.
27:42I'm sorry.
27:43This is Jacksonville game to win.
27:45The Prince that's promised.
27:46Trevor Lawrence going to make it happen.
27:48Can you zoom in on the smirks on these two guys?
27:51Because when I come back next week, these three guys are going to look like
27:55Jerry over there.
27:56You know, the Steelers and these guys.
28:00You're going to eat those words, man.
28:02Let's go Raiders.
28:04All right, Fred.
28:05Your playbook picked the Seahawks at the Commanders.
28:07All right.
28:08Let me paint this picture for you, coach.
28:10There's the smoke.
28:11Please.
28:12Here we go.
28:13Here we go.
28:14Ain't this Halloween week?
28:15It's Halloween week, right?
28:16It is, yeah.
28:17I want Sam Donald to dress up as Sam Donald for the Jets.
28:22All right?
28:23I want him to put his Jets jersey on.
28:25All right?
28:26And I want him to see ghosts.
28:27All right?
28:28It's Halloween.
28:29What better week to see ghosts than this week?
28:31You're traveling from the West Coast to the East Coast.
28:34All right?
28:35Yeah.
28:36I ain't going to lie.
28:37Jackson Smith and Jigma and him have been unstoppable.
28:39That running game that they got with Chabanet and them two running backs
28:42and that offensive line, they can get it done.
28:45That defense as a whole, it travels.
28:48But let me tell you something about Halloween week.
28:51Things don't go like you want to when you trick a treat.
28:54You're either going to get a trick or you're going to get a treat.
28:56And when they come to Washington, it's going to be all tricks.
28:58He doesn't even believe it.
28:59All tricks.
29:00We're going to win this game.
29:01Washington Commanders, we'll beat the Seattle Seahawks.
29:04I'm telling you this now.
29:05Jedi Five is back.
29:07Yeah.
29:08And the Force Map multiplier.
29:09Where's Terry McLaurin?
29:10Terry, just rest.
29:11Oh, okay.
29:12Debo got it.
29:13The rest of the guys got it.
29:14You sure?
29:15I'm telling you now, JD Five, the Force multiplier, we're going to win this game.
29:20You notice, I'm taking the Seahawks.
29:22You notice Fred didn't mention the Commanders' defense at all.
29:25I thought they played well for two quarters in a hand.
29:28If Fred decided to put on his pads on Sunday and lace them up for the Commanders,
29:33he'd be one of the youngest guys on their team.
29:36Okay?
29:37That's what we're dealing with right now.
29:39I'm taking the Seahawks.
29:40Mike McDonald's a great team.
29:41Oh, so you don't like old people?
29:42Listen, that defense is tough.
29:44It's tough to watch.
29:45You're right, but guess what?
29:47I told you, if he see ghosts, it's a chance he'll think 12 people on the field.
29:51Okay, okay.
29:52Yeah, it might be you.
29:53You're just running around back there.
29:55Are you guys wearing the throwback?
29:57We are wearing the Super Bowl era throwback jerseys, right top, burgundy, and gold pants.
30:03We're doing it for the Joseph, a.k.a. Joe Gibbs.
30:06What about the helmet?
30:07The helmet?
30:08It's going to be the old helmet.
30:09It's just going to have the W on it.
30:10The W on it, and the W stands for winning.
30:13You guys are very confused.
30:15You know, the hard part for Seattle, I pick at Seattle.
30:18I love Seattle.
30:19I think they're a threat to go to the Super Bowl and win it.
30:21That's how much I like this team.
30:22I like their coach.
30:23I like the way they play.
30:24I recognize the sport.
30:26The only problem is when you go play at the commanders or whatever the hell they are,
30:30whatever uniforms they are, this is the worst stadium experience in history.
30:34Not no more.
30:35I went there for Monday Night Football.
30:37I went there several times.
30:38You fly into, I don't know, do you fly into D.C.?
30:41Yeah.
30:42You've got options.
30:43You've got to drive.
30:44The facility's in Virginia.
30:46You've got to drive through D.C., and you've got to go all the way into Maryland.
30:50It's a horseshit stadium in the middle of nowhere.
30:53It takes you three freaking hours to get there and six to get out of there.
30:57That's the only concern I have is Coach McDonald and Darnold and Jigman,
31:01all my defensive guys are driving and are getting tired sitting in their freaking bus.
31:06I hate that stadium.
31:08I love it.
31:09I hate it.
31:10And I hope the Seahawks go in there and not only win and cover,
31:13I hope they inflict as much freaking anguish on Fred Smooth as possible.
31:18Grab your phone.
31:19Grab your phone.
31:20I need you to shred him.
31:21I need you to shred him right now because you know what?
31:24I'll get that hate out of your heart, Coach.
31:27You hate it on the stadium.
31:28It's the worst stadium I've ever seen.
31:30You hate it on the fans.
31:31It stinks.
31:32You hate it on crab cakes.
31:33You hate it on everything.
31:34Horrible.
31:35The people, the fans even hate it.
31:36The fans show up miserable.
31:38No, not no more.
31:39We remodeled it.
31:40I told you.
31:41We remodeled it.
31:42You can't even get an Uber right there.
31:43I tell you what.
31:44Ubers don't even go.
31:45Wait till this new stadium downtown get built.
31:47We already working on it.
31:48That was a lot of hate in the heart that needed to come out.
31:50Good.
31:51Let me hate out.
31:52Hey, listen.
31:53Sometimes you just got to let the hate out.
31:54I love Seattle.
31:55I tell you what.
31:56They're fun to watch.
31:57Yeah, no.
31:58They hard to play, but they're going to lose this weekend.
31:59By the way, next week when we all sit down, all of y'all's playbook picks were a little
32:03hostile.
32:04Somebody's going to be upset.
32:05We're going to keep scoring.
32:06It's going to be good.
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32:25All right, coach.
32:26The Vikings at the Lions.
32:27The Lions minus eight and a half.
32:29Well, I love Detroit in this game.
32:31They're coming off a bye week.
32:32They're getting healthy in the secondary.
32:34I think Arnold's coming back.
32:35Yeah.
32:36I don't think Joseph is going to play, but Branch comes off the suspension.
32:39Yeah.
32:40They've had the Vikings number.
32:41I don't know what's going on at Minnesota.
32:43They have a bunch of injuries.
32:44A lot of doubts.
32:45I know Van Ginkle is expected to play.
32:47Yeah.
32:48But the Lions, they're the Lions.
32:50And the Vikings right now, they're breaking in a young quarterback.
32:53They got some injuries on their offensive line.
32:55I'm going with the Lions big in this one.
32:57Dan?
32:58Yeah, I am too.
32:59I mean, J.J. McCarthy, you know, everyone's saying soft benching,
33:03whatever it may be.
33:04He didn't look good outside of the fourth quarter against the Bears week one.
33:08This is a really tough task, especially Lions at home.
33:11They're a different team at home.
33:12They keep the pedal to the metal.
33:13I'm going to take the Lions.
33:14Fred?
33:15It's always hard to go against the fighting Dan Campbells of Detroit
33:18because they take on their coach's attitude and his personality,
33:21and they just, those running backs and that offensive line,
33:25that just reminds me of old Georgia Tech football.
33:29Just, we're going to run the ball, and what's your butt going to do?
33:32And it ain't nothing that the Minnesota Vikings can do.
33:34And I used to be a Viking.
33:35Skull!
33:36You know, I'm with them.
33:37I'm pulling for them.
33:38But do you believe in J.J.?
33:40I don't think anybody believes in J.J.,
33:42because J.J. ain't proved himself yet.
33:44And he got one of the best receivers in the league to throw the ball to.
33:47Just not going to be enough.
33:48I'm going with the Detroit Lions.
33:50What up, though?
33:52Do you think there could be any more pressure on a young quarterback
33:56than J.J. McCarthy?
33:57I know.
33:58No, all the presence, especially with his classmates doing what they do.
34:01Well, you're watching the TV, and Daniel Jones,
34:03they're talking about him being the MVP of the league.
34:05He was in Minnesota.
34:06Yeah, he was.
34:07Sam Darnold, we just talked about him.
34:08He looks great.
34:09Yeah.
34:10And all of a sudden, you know, if it doesn't work out,
34:13the coach and the quarterback are looking at each other in the meeting room
34:16wondering, what the hell did we do here?
34:18Yeah, what the hell?
34:19I'm wondering, because the coach can say, no matter who y'all bring in here,
34:22I have turned into a star, but except this guy.
34:24Yeah.
34:25All right, so you can't blame the coach for that one.
34:27All right, Dan, the Panthers at the Packers.
34:29Big line.
34:30Packers.
34:31Just keep going.
34:32Yeah, I know.
34:33I mean, the Packers are really good.
34:34They're one of the best teams in the NFL.
34:36Jordan Love is playing out of his mind.
34:37I hate it.
34:38Tucker Craft, best tight end right now.
34:40Panthers, it's good.
34:4213 and a half?
34:43I know.
34:44That's a lot of points.
34:45If it's going to be Andy Dalton again, that was elder abuse that I watched on Sunday.
34:49So, yeah, give me the Packers.
34:51Coach?
34:52What'd you say, elder?
34:53Yeah.
34:54They shouldn't have him out there.
34:55It's not fair.
34:56Yeah, I like the Packers a lot.
34:57I think Jordan Love really had a wake-up call in front of the whole world last week.
35:02He's a hell of a quarterback.
35:03But I like the fact that against Arizona a couple weeks ago, the game was on the line.
35:08Yeah.
35:09And the coach was going to kick a field goal to tie it.
35:11He goes over there and he talks Coach LaFleur into going for it.
35:14Yeah.
35:15And they went for it and he threw the ball to Kraft or really the game went in play.
35:19I think this kid is going up.
35:21Yeah.
35:22I think the Packers are going to win in cover.
35:23And I think this is one of the few teams in the NFL that you can bank on right now.
35:27They're good in all three phases.
35:29I start really feeling good about him and this love, brother love I'm talking about right
35:34now, when he went up and beat his granddaddy up.
35:37His granddaddy Aaron Rodgers, when he looked him in the face and said, not today.
35:40That means he's taking stuff personal.
35:42And when you're skilled and you're taking things personal.
35:44And guess what?
35:45They're doing this all without putting their number one draft pick, Golden.
35:50They're not utilizing him.
35:51Wait till they start to utilize him.
35:53This is lethal.
35:54This is lopsided.
35:56This is going to be terrible.
35:57I think the Red Rifle is the quarterback.
35:59Is he quarterbacking again this week?
36:00I don't know.
36:01Bryce is back.
36:02Bryce is back.
36:03It doesn't matter that he's back.
36:04I'm going with the Green Bay Packers.
36:06Okay, Fred, the Falcons at the Patriots.
36:08The Patriots minus five and a half.
36:10I try to believe in the Falcons.
36:11Same.
36:12Every time I try to believe in the Falcons and I feel good about the Falcons, they let
36:16me down.
36:17Every time I feel bad about the Falcons, they go blow somebody out.
36:20They just lost last week and they lost to the miserable, miserable Dolphins.
36:25I told you what I want my TV to do.
36:27I want the cable man to turn my cable off.
36:29All right, but this Falcons team, no, I'm not picking them in New England.
36:35I'm picking New England.
36:36Drake May is showing everybody why he was a top pick in the league.
36:39And they're playing with their coach's identity.
36:41New England plays with their coach's identity.
36:43I'm going with the New England Patriots.
36:45Dan?
36:46I'm going to take the Falcons plus five and a half.
36:48I don't, I mean, I think the Patriots are going to win this game.
36:50But I do think that we're due for, the Falcons have to, it's desperate.
36:54You know what I mean?
36:55This is the time where we get desperate teams.
36:57The Falcons are in a desperation mode.
36:58Michael Pennix should be back.
37:00Patriots have been humming.
37:01This is like a three point game in my, my opinion.
37:04But they got, they got Pennix in the pistol.
37:06I know.
37:07I hate that.
37:08I know.
37:09I would like you to rethink that.
37:10Okay.
37:11All right.
37:12In your business.
37:13But when I watched the New England Patriots, they have some corners, Fred,
37:17that can get right up in your grill and play man to man coverage.
37:20Yeah, they really can.
37:21And the Falcons, Drake London didn't play last week.
37:23They couldn't get off the line of scrimmage.
37:24No.
37:25I mean, Miami looked like they had Sertan and Madison playing again.
37:28Yeah.
37:29I mean, back in those days.
37:30I mean, it was hard.
37:31You blame Kirk Cousins all you want.
37:32Where do you want to throw the ball, man?
37:33Yeah.
37:34And then they're running routes and they're not on the same page.
37:36Yeah.
37:37The receiver runs a comeback.
37:38The guy throws a quarter down.
37:39I mean, pits his beat up.
37:41Yeah.
37:42I don't like it.
37:43I don't like it.
37:44They gave up a lot of negative plays.
37:45They got their face beat last week.
37:47I think the Patriots, Josh McDaniels, has done an unbelievable job.
37:51Yeah.
37:52With the ball distribution, the balance, Drake making scramble,
37:56Patriots are going to win big.
37:57Okay, Coach.
37:58The 49ers at the Giants.
38:00The 49ers minus two and a half.
38:01God, the 49ers have so many injuries.
38:04I'm so upset with the Giants.
38:06And I thought the Giants, I hate to kind of reveal my true feelings,
38:10but that was a fumble on that tush push.
38:12Yeah, it was.
38:13Yeah, it was.
38:14And that offensive pass interference against Slayton
38:16might have been the worst thing I've ever seen.
38:18Yeah.
38:19I would have considered, I don't know,
38:21I would have considered having a breakdown right there.
38:23Yeah.
38:24If I played or coached for the Giants.
38:25But they let Tank Bigsby run for 120 yards and nine carries.
38:30Saquon had 160.
38:31I think they gave up 300 yards.
38:32Where are you going?
38:33No, I keep hearing about all these D linemen.
38:35It's not about the sacks.
38:37Yeah.
38:38It's about playing football.
38:39Yeah.
38:40Stopping the run.
38:41You know, they don't have a fourth quarter pass rush against Denver.
38:43Yeah.
38:44They give up 33 points.
38:45This Philadelphia, I mean, this New York Giant defense is bothering me.
38:48And against Kyle Shanahan, I think they're going to shred them.
38:51Dan, what do you think?
38:52I'm going to take the Giants.
38:54I just don't, the Niners defense is so beaten up.
38:58It's so beaten up.
38:59They couldn't get a pass rush on the Houston Texans.
39:02Think about that.
39:03I could get a pass rush on the Houston Texans.
39:06You sure?
39:07Yeah.
39:08I think so.
39:09I think so.
39:10I'm going to take the Giants plus two and a half.
39:12Jackson Dart, he has impressed me.
39:14Obviously, Scadabo's a big injury.
39:15Yeah, they hurt.
39:16I think the Giants are going to do just enough to win this game.
39:20Fred?
39:21I start off with coaching staff.
39:22That goes to the Niners.
39:24Is Matt Jones the quarterback this week is the question.
39:28We're still waiting.
39:29We're taping this on Thursday.
39:30We're still waiting to see Brock Purdy maybe back.
39:33I think Brock Purdy and Matt Jones are the same guy.
39:36I don't think there's too much difference in those guys.
39:38But when you lose a Scadabo, you don't lose just first down rushing.
39:42You lose the image, the energy from your team.
39:45And when they lost it, the Rockstar vibe left the New York Giants.
39:49They ain't had that vibe since.
39:50And Coach brought up that defensive line.
39:52Mr. Brian Burns, he got 10 plus sacks.
39:54But Coach, I could run the ball at him.
39:56Sexy Dexy Lawrence, I haven't seen that dance in weeks.
39:59Where have he been at?
40:01Abdul Carter, top draft pick.
40:03Missing in action.
40:05I am literally going with the 49ers.
40:07San Francisco 49ers on this one.
40:09To go in New York and take their game.
40:11Okay, Dan, the Chargers at the Titans.
40:13Chargers.
40:14Joe Alt being back, that's just a different team.
40:16Oh, yes.
40:17He's a monster.
40:18That's a different team when Joe Alt is there.
40:20What they did to the Vikings was impressive.
40:22He's just a yeti.
40:23He just pushed me.
40:24Gadsden is unreal.
40:25He might be offensive rookie of the year.
40:28I might have bet it.
40:29I might talk about it a lot.
40:31He could be.
40:33If I had to vote, I'd vote for him.
40:35But, yeah, the Chargers are going to win this game.
40:37The Titans are so bad.
40:38So bad.
40:39I said it on Monday.
40:40I don't want to watch the Titans anymore.
40:42I wish I could opt out.
40:44I don't want to watch them anymore.
40:45I don't want to watch them play football anymore.
40:47I'm done with them.
40:48Coach?
40:49I am.
40:50And that's like a mean thing.
40:51It's harsh, but it's true.
40:52I ain't taking the Titans, man.
40:53I'm not taking the Titans.
40:55Jeffrey Simmons is out of the game.
40:57I just don't feel them.
40:59I don't like the uniforms.
41:00I don't like anything about what I'm seeing.
41:02I'm going with the Chargers.
41:03Do you agree with me?
41:04I do agree, yes.
41:05Fred?
41:06But the Chargers, they got to go on the road a long way from home.
41:09Yeah.
41:10And they got to play in an environment.
41:11In the elements.
41:12Well, they got to go out and they got to prove that they're able to showcase some mental toughness
41:16and play in a tough environment without a lot of juice.
41:19Yeah.
41:20Titans and venereal disease, same thing.
41:23Both of them make you sick to your stomach.
41:26Like Kent said, I just don't want to watch them.
41:29Yeah, you don't want to watch them.
41:30I don't want to watch them.
41:31I'm going with the Chargers.
41:32Herbert, to me, man, if he didn't have a couple of hiccups early in the year,
41:36we'd be talking about MVP with this kid.
41:38Mm-hmm.
41:39I'm going with the Chargers.
41:40There ain't really nothing to talk about on this.
41:41I'm not going to even elaborate right there.
41:43All right, Fred.
41:44The Saints at the Rams.
41:45The Rams minus 14.
41:46I think the Saints, they changed quarterbacks.
41:48They finally put the shock in there, huh?
41:50The 29-year-old rookie, that don't usually go well in the NFL when you get an old man quarterback
41:56like that.
41:57You can't date somebody that, you know, was young and had an old face.
42:00It happens.
42:01I'm going to go with the Rams on this, man.
42:04The Rams, to me, when they're rolling, one of the most complete teams in the league.
42:10Young, hungry defense, veteran quarterback that's been there, done that.
42:14A wide receiving court that I don't think anybody can really stop.
42:17McVay, when he get to dialing it up, he's a professor out there.
42:20I'm going with the LA Rams.
42:21Yeah.
42:22Yeah, I think the secret sauce in the Rams is their defense.
42:26Yeah.
42:27That's a hell of a defense.
42:28They don't give up big run plays.
42:29They give up points.
42:30They have seven points to the Jaguars, three to the Ravens.
42:32They can really heat you up.
42:33They got a linebacker.
42:34I call him the land man.
42:36Yeah.
42:37Land man.
42:38They really have some guys on defense.
42:40Stafford, with Devontae Adams, you were on him a couple weeks ago about not having the
42:45speed he once had.
42:46Yeah.
42:47He still is one of the top red zone route runners.
42:49In and out of his cuts.
42:50I mean, did you see him against Jacksonville?
42:52Kill you in the phone booth.
42:53He can fuck it one handed.
42:54I mean, the Rams are going to dominate this game.
42:56And they should.
42:57Yeah, I agree.
42:58And Puka's back.
42:59Puka's back and that just, I mean, the Rams offense is just electric when Puka's there.
43:03He's going to catch 12 balls.
43:05Yeah.
43:06And he just got a divorce.
43:07So, I love it when dudes get a divorce, they start balling again.
43:10They're happy again?
43:11No.
43:12Well, they need that attention again.
43:13They want to ball again.
43:14Okay.
43:15You know, one thing, certain positions in football don't need to get married.
43:17Yeah.
43:18You need your cornerback and your wide receivers to be single.
43:21So they want to be stars.
43:23All right, Coach.
43:24Monday night football.
43:25The Cardinals at the Cowboys.
43:26Cowboys minus two and a half.
43:28Boy, I'm going to take the Cowboys.
43:31I know it was a disappointing loss last week.
43:33I have seen a little bit of progress from their defense.
43:36I still am a big believer in Prescott.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Believe me, I'm not a big fan of the Cowboy defense.
43:41Yeah.
43:42But I did see a little bit of improvement against Fred's commanders.
43:45What about when they give up 44 to the Broncos?
43:47They just don't have any safeties left.
43:49Yeah.
43:50I mean, their whole secondary was hurt.
43:51Decimated.
43:52Yeah.
43:53But Arizona, you know, I just can't get a feel for anything about this team.
43:57I agree.
43:58They feel like they're risking bad.
43:59Yeah.
44:00We're saying better.
44:01They feel like it.
44:02You know, you talk about teams that really don't have a identity or, you know, just a
44:07lot of people that you want to go watch.
44:09Yeah.
44:10I don't think a lot of us.
44:11Can you name five Arizona Cardinals?
44:13Marvin Harrison.
44:14Buda Baker.
44:15Kyler Murray.
44:16Kyler Murray.
44:17Kyler Murray.
44:18I don't know.
44:19They just.
44:20James Connors hurt.
44:21Yeah, just kind of.
44:22Yeah, I agree.
44:23I have the exact same feelings.
44:24I'm taking the Cowboys.
44:25I mean, this game is tough because the Cowboys will keep anyone in a game with their defense.
44:30But I trust the Cowboys offense more than I trust any other unit.
44:33Don't you think they're fun to watch?
44:34They're the most fun.
44:35That's right.
44:36They're the most fun team.
44:38George Pickens and CeeDee Lamb.
44:39Like, you can't guard those guys.
44:41Yeah.
44:42Some teams just got a black cloud over them.
44:44Yeah.
44:45Like, never be good.
44:46Like, my Wizards in Washington, never.
44:48As long as we got the name of Wizards, never good.
44:50The Arizona Cardinals, never good.
44:52Who did the Titans beat, Fred?
44:54The Cardinals.
44:55I mean, that's what we're talking about.
44:57The one game.
44:58The one game.
44:59It's just nothing is good about the Arizona Cardinals.
45:02Kyler Murray, number one pick.
45:04Do you feel like he's a true threat coach?
45:07Well, I just don't think anything's ever in rhythm.
45:10No.
45:11Everything is always scrambling, off schedule.
45:13Like Marvin Harrison Jr.
45:15They're a bummer to watch.
45:17Yeah, it's just, Dallas Cowboys, that tastes like throw up in my mouth,
45:22but I'm going with Deck Prescott, George Pickens, CeeDee Lamb.
45:26They unstoppable on the offense.
45:28I'm sorry.
45:29Get a coach, Schottenheimer, round of applause,
45:33because he over there coaching his butt off.
45:35Mm-hmm.
45:36All right, Dan, it's time for hot takes for week nine.
45:38What do you got?
45:39My hot take is Jersey Jerry, that sad sack, sitting over there.
45:44He's going to come in next week, and he's going to be like,
45:46the Steelers are back.
45:47Oh, man, this team is different.
45:49I'm thinking T.J. Watt's going to have a couple sacks.
45:51He's going to be screaming and yelling, saying they're so different,
45:53they're not different, but they're going to win this game on Sunday.
45:56Wow.
45:57What do you think, Jerry?
45:58That's pretty hot take.
45:59I mean, I hope he's right.
46:00I hope he's right.
46:01I want to be back.
46:02I don't like you being sad.
46:03When you're back, though, you're not going to be back.
46:05You're going to say you're back, but you're not back.
46:08If they beat this Colts team, I'm back.
46:11Oh, yeah.
46:12All the way in.
46:13I mean, if they beat pretty much the best team in the NFL,
46:15you have to be back.
46:16Yeah, you have to.
46:17That's true.
46:18And who they play the next week?
46:20Chargers.
46:21Loss.
46:22Yeah.
46:23Yeah.
46:24But it's week to week, Jerry.
46:25Yeah, week to week.
46:26Hey, listen, if they beat the Colts, he's allowed to be back.
46:28Yeah.
46:29Well, my hot take bleeds in with Coach's hot take.
46:32Oh.
46:33So I'm going to let Coach take the floor right now,
46:35and I at-lib with you, Coach.
46:38It is Halloween weekend, Casey.
46:39It is.
46:40Yes, it is.
46:41And the officiating is just killing me.
46:43Yeah.
46:44Penalties are up 9%.
46:46I rounded off to 10%.
46:48Wow.
46:49And penalties are ridiculous.
46:50Pass interference is starting to get me upset.
46:53So I want to shred the officials.
46:55I'm tired of these guys lifting weights and coming out there with medium-sized shirts.
47:00Yeah.
47:01You know, with their first down penalty.
47:03I can't take it.
47:05The pass interference call against Darius Slayton last week.
47:09Yeah.
47:10The worst offensive pass interference in history.
47:12Yeah.
47:13They called that a not fumble on the tush push.
47:16Yeah.
47:17Hurts fumbled the ball.
47:18Turn that song up.
47:19Yeah.
47:20The pass interference call against Rasul Douglas.
47:22Yeah.
47:23That was bullshit.
47:24And I'm going to tell you this too.
47:25Yeah.
47:26I can't get over the Sauce Gardner PI on third and 29 against Tampa.
47:30Yeah.
47:31And then I'm telling you, the Riley Moss pass interference at the end of the Giants game,
47:36I can't take it.
47:37Yeah.
47:38These referees get out of the weight room.
47:40Yeah.
47:41Let's get some consistency in how we call pass interference.
47:44I love it.
47:45And I don't need anybody up in the booth either.
47:47We don't need to go to the guy up in the booth to have him tell us it was pass interference.
47:51You can't tell us it was pass interference.
47:52I see that.
47:53Just get out of the game.
47:54Yeah.
47:55Fuck yeah, coach.
47:56God.
47:57Yes.
47:58What else is there to say?
48:00Different shade of red right now.
48:01Nothing dropped the mic.
48:02Oh.
48:03Damn.
48:04That was good, coach.
48:05Yes.
48:06I can't take it.
48:07Spot on.
48:08Spot on.
48:09Spot on.
48:10Spot on.
48:11I've seen a train on the tracks.
48:12I know how to get off that train.
48:13Pass interference.
48:14This is a Monday Night Football.
48:15Jerry Austin wore the white hat in three Super Bowls.
48:18He was a great referee.
48:20And he said pass interference should call itself.
48:23Yeah.
48:24We should all be sitting in here watching the game going, that's P.I.
48:27We know it.
48:28But you can't let some of this bullshit, incidental, you can't let it happen.
48:33Hey, coach, it's built for offense.
48:35You know what they want to do.
48:36They want guys like Catfish 30 to 35.
48:39That's what they want.
48:40But guys that do my old job, they look terrible.
48:44Every week is something.
48:45You hate a DB because he did something or he didn't do something,
48:48and now my salary is getting picked because you called pass interference on me 30 times this year.
48:54All right?
48:55That's why people hating on Lattimore in Washington right now.
48:58He get penalties every week.
49:00Some he earned, some he don't.
49:02I don't see how cornerbacks play in this league anymore.
49:05We are the forgotten infant child.
49:08Nobody likes us.
49:09Nobody likes us.
49:10Damn.
49:11I feel like I could run through this break.
49:13Where's my song at?
49:14It's great.
49:15I'm like, damn.
49:17Shred.
49:22Shred.
49:23What are you supposed to do on third and 30?
49:25Just throw it up.
49:26Get the P.I.
49:27Then they call the safety for dislodging the ball.
49:29He hit too hard.
49:30Yeah.
49:31Shred.
49:32Yeah.
49:33Let him play.
49:34Let him play.
49:35Shacked up.
49:36Okay.
49:37Well, we're going to go into, it's just you and Dan left in the survivor pool.
49:39Oh, Jerry, that sucks.
49:41Jerry, don't worry about it.
49:42The sideline got ballers on it.
49:44This one's worth 2K.
49:45Damn.
49:46Wow.
49:47The sideline, hey, the sideline got ballers on it, Jerry.
49:49I guess I'm going to keep winning.
49:52Give me the Rams.
49:54Coach?
49:55I was going to take that.
49:56All right, you know what?
49:57No, no, no.
49:58You take the Rams.
49:59Ooh.
50:00Coach, don't do it.
50:01Ooh.
50:02Coach, I'm giving you a warning.
50:03I'm taking the Seahawks, man.
50:04Do not do it.
50:05I love the Seahawks.
50:06You call our stadium a trap house, you know what happened when you visit the trap.
50:08I'm telling you.
50:09Take over your trap.
50:10Washington trap.
50:11It's a terrible experience.
50:12The stadium fan experience.
50:14It's very good now.
50:15They redid it.
50:16Give our owner some love.
50:17Keep saying that.
50:18That was a hell of a show.
50:19Hell of a show.
50:20We'll be back next week.
50:21Somebody's hopefully happy.
50:22Yeah.
50:23Love it.
50:24Somebody will be happy.
50:25Good hot takes.
50:26Have a good weekend.
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