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Emmerdale 30th October 2025
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00:30Oh, you little. You missed.
00:35I hope you're here to bring me better news.
00:39Dylan?
00:40Done.
00:42The thing with foxes aren't all pests, really.
00:46The more times you miss, the bolder they become.
00:50I get it.
00:51Do you?
00:52Because things need to be done the way they've always been done.
00:56If you detect a weakness...
00:57No weakness.
00:58Yes. What happened before won't be happening again.
01:02A dead fox never comes back, Ray.
01:04Oh, and in case you've forgotten, the next punter for our little princess is meeting up with her later.
01:16I hadn't forgotten.
01:16Good.
01:17So you'll be there, making sure she doesn't let us down again.
01:21Because if she did...
01:22She won't.
01:23Because if she did...
01:25There would be consequences.
01:28Serious consequences.
01:29What you might call a cull.
01:37Dylan?
01:38Please, just ring me back to care.
01:41I need to know you're all right.
01:43Just ring me, please.
01:44I'm really scared.
01:45Hey.
01:47I wasn't expecting you.
01:52I mean, sorry, I just thought it would be your honour.
01:54I'd just let myself in.
01:56I didn't know if I should knock.
01:57Knock?
01:58This is your home, April.
01:59Whenever you want it to be.
02:01Sorry.
02:02Er, I actually just came to see Leo.
02:05I meant to pop in yesterday, but I didn't get a chance.
02:07Oh, great timing.
02:09Hey.
02:10Guess what we've been shopping for.
02:11Last minute bits and bobs.
02:14Hey.
02:15Oh.
02:18It's okay, Leo.
02:19You can let her go now.
02:21I'm not wanting to.
02:23So, any more thoughts about tonight's party?
02:25No pressure, obviously.
02:26No, but Leo would love it if you were there.
02:29We all would.
02:31Er, I would really like to.
02:33It's just, I've got something on.
02:36Sorry.
02:37Don't worry.
02:37Maybe next year.
02:38Yeah.
02:41Listen, I'd love to stay around, but I'm meant to be meeting someone.
02:44I'd better go.
02:45Oh, it's been lovely to see you.
02:46Just pop round at any time, yeah?
02:47He misses his big sister.
02:49Yeah.
02:50So do I.
02:53Up, Eloy!
02:53Oh, my God.
03:10Your face.
03:11Happy Halloween.
03:12What the hell is going on?
03:13What the hell is going on?
03:14Did you hear that scream?
03:15New ick unlocked.
03:17I did not scream.
03:18Oh, come on, mate.
03:19They would have heard that in Leeds.
03:21He'd be great in horror films.
03:22Are you for real?
03:24Have you had an idea what he's been through?
03:25Horror movie of his own?
03:27It's fine, Charity.
03:28If you can't laugh.
03:30Laugh!
03:31You do know he nearly died, Ross!
03:33Well, they should have screamed like that in the bunker, then.
03:35Would have been found in minutes.
03:40Too soon?
03:40You know, I would really be careful if I were you, Ross.
03:44You never know when karma's going to tap you on the shoulder.
03:47It can tap me on the shoulder any time it likes.
03:51And I don't know where neighbours.
03:52So can you.
04:01Day off.
04:02You only just got your job back.
04:04Er, not exactly, no.
04:05I had a choice.
04:07I could either go into work and let Jay the weasel make me life hell,
04:10or I could come here, drink a tea, do my scroll all day.
04:13Can you guess which one I chose?
04:15Hang on.
04:16Yesterday you couldn't be happier.
04:17You'd pretty much won.
04:20Yeah, yesterday I was sticking up for myself and, you know,
04:24being walked all over.
04:25And then I just thought, what is the point in fighting
04:28when you know you can't win?
04:31Are you serious?
04:32Well, he wants me to meet his very high expectations
04:37and then he's just going to keep raising them
04:40so that I never actually can meet them.
04:43Yeah, but Caleb's on your side, isn't he?
04:45Yeah, but he's not there 24-7.
04:46And when he's not there, I'm not bulletproof any more.
04:48Right, so you're honestly going to admit defeat to someone like Jay.
04:52Jay, I mean, come on.
04:54He's me boss.
04:56Kerry is a bitter little man who's only important his own tiny little head.
04:59Yeah, I'm not going to argue with that.
05:01Do you know what I want?
05:03I want the Kerry I know to go into work today,
05:06head held high, and whatever he throws at you,
05:08you deal with it and crack on.
05:10All with a big smile on your face,
05:11because when he realises that he can't break, yeah...
05:15Then I've already won.
05:17That's what I'm saying.
05:23Oh, better get myself dressed for work, then.
05:25Yeah.
05:25See you later, darling.
05:29Hey, Kerry, come here.
05:30Hey, I didn't get a chance to ask you before you left.
05:34What are your plans for Halloween later?
05:36Oh, lock the doors, turn out the lights and pretend no-one's home.
05:39Yeah, what Jimmy said.
05:40Well, you were young once too, Jimmy.
05:42No, I wasn't.
05:44I was born middle-aged, miserable and with a face like this.
05:48Maybe I've been run over one too many times.
05:50Well, I am taking my not-so-little-monsters trick-or-treating later.
05:55Do you fancy joining in the fun?
05:57Fun.
05:58Fun is overrated.
05:59I think I'd rather hide from monsters anyway.
06:03You will get exactly what you pay for.
06:06And more.
06:09Satisfaction guaranteed.
06:11Who even owns a hockey mask?
06:13And also, what has hockey actually got to do with Halloween?
06:17Apart from all those horror films
06:18where the psycho killer usually wears a hockey mask.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Apart from that,
06:24I just wish I had a hockey stick
06:25and I could have wrapped it round his head.
06:26And he says that I was scared.
06:28I wasn't scared, Aaron.
06:29Wasn't scared.
06:30You just...
06:31When someone jumps out at you,
06:32you react, don't you?
06:33Mm-mm, absolutely.
06:34And it might have sounded like a scream,
06:36but I wasn't screaming.
06:36I didn't scream.
06:38Wasn't...
06:39I don't know what I did.
06:43Mm-mm.
06:45Of course, it might be more interesting if...
06:48I don't know.
06:48He dressed up as a clown
06:49and ran me over in a clown car.
06:52Mm.
06:55That does sound scary.
06:57Oh, you're interested, are you?
06:59Just I know when you're not,
07:00because you do this.
07:02Mm-mm.
07:03Mm-mm.
07:04Mm-mm.
07:04What?
07:06What are you...
07:06I don't...
07:07I definitely don't do that.
07:08And then you get defensive.
07:09Well, yeah, I'm...
07:09I've been singing this out of it.
07:10I'm like, right, I'm sorry.
07:12Okay, I'm sorry.
07:15I just...
07:15Just...
07:17Well, what do you think?
07:18Who do you think?
07:20Because it turns out that yesterday,
07:21you were probably right.
07:22In fact, you were bang on.
07:24Me and Robert probably could have sorted things out.
07:25We could have fixed things.
07:26But now...
07:26There's a big giant Kev-shaped obstacle on the way.
07:30Yeah, okay.
07:34And that obstacle...
07:35Seems pretty obvious it's not going anywhere anytime soon.
07:40So, how far are we up the old Love Mountain?
07:47The Love Mountain?
07:49With Celia.
07:50Are we getting close to the summit yet?
07:53The summit?
07:54My age, Jimmy.
07:55Just the idea of climbing seems beyond me.
07:58Whoa.
07:59That is not you talking, Bob.
08:00That is the fear.
08:02Do not listen to the fear, my friend.
08:04It'll only stop you from trying to be happy.
08:06Yes, 4.30 as agreed.
08:09You won't be disappointed.
08:12Okay, bye.
08:14Oh, Moira.
08:15I was about to pay you a visit.
08:18Oh, you're going to bring me coffee and cake?
08:20Turkey.
08:21Oh, the country, or...?
08:22No, birds that get nervous around Christmas.
08:25A poultry farmer's gone bust, needs a quick sale.
08:28And that becomes interesting when you find out the margins.
08:31Hmm, well, if you're trying to sell me this opportunity,
08:34you're doing quite well.
08:35Yeah, but time is not on our side.
08:37If you are interested,
08:38you need to sign on the dotted line by end of play today.
08:41That way, the birds can be on my farm by next week.
08:43I know it's happening very fast.
08:46No, I've never had a problem with fast.
08:47But if you need to speak to Victoria and Robert...
08:50No, I don't.
08:52If a decision he's making, I can make it.
08:54Here he comes, the thorn between two roses.
08:57I don't think I've ever been called a rose before.
08:59Oh, take it when it comes your way.
09:01Most days I feel like stinging nettles, that's the best.
09:05I'll call you later, but I'm pretty much on board already.
09:08I will leave you to your thorn.
09:10You made the right call, Moira.
09:11And you're about to do the same.
09:14Is that so?
09:15Well, hopefully, yeah.
09:16Depending if you say yes or not.
09:18To...
09:18Dinner with me this afternoon.
09:20I mean, nothing fancy or anything.
09:22Yes.
09:22And I'm being very forward.
09:23Yes.
09:24At what?
09:25Yes.
09:26I would love to have dinner with you.
09:27Or, as is commonly known south of here, lunch.
09:31Lunch, dinner, yeah.
09:33It all works for me.
09:35I knew today was going to be a good day.
09:37So did I, Bob.
09:38So did I.
09:39See you later.
09:46Ray, what have you done to him?
09:49If you've hurt Dylan...
09:50Look.
09:52Do you need a gentle reminder of who you're talking to?
09:56Sorry.
09:57I just need to know that he's OK.
09:59Well, right now, Dylan should be the last thing on your mind.
10:02You have other things that need taken care of.
10:05But...
10:06I suggest you go back and make yourself look pretty.
10:13We don't want to be disappointing the client, do we?
10:16Do we?
10:18No.
10:19As if you ever want to see now a boyfriend of yours again,
10:22you make sure you are on top of your game.
10:25OK?
10:27The taxi will pick you up at four
10:28and take you to his place.
10:30Be ready.
10:32Where is I?
10:33I just need to know what's up.
10:35Top of your game!
10:39You are running out of chances, April.
10:42You really don't want this to be the last one.
10:45We are going to be very busy tonight,
11:03so let's hope it all goes smoothly.
11:06I'm not going to be here,
11:07but my son is going to do the odd shift going forward,
11:11so be very gentle with him, OK?
11:13If you have to throw anything at him,
11:15no sharp objects.
11:17Yeah, or heavy ones.
11:19Try and enjoy yourselves
11:20and remember that positive energy
11:22gets you a long, long way.
11:24OK, guys?
11:27Don't look so worried.
11:28You're going to be fine.
11:30Laurel.
11:31Hey.
11:31Look, I really hate to ask,
11:33but I might need a massive favour of you later.
11:35Which of all was...
11:37Taking Archie to his Halloween party.
11:39Look, I will get there later,
11:40but I just don't know what time I'm going to get out of work.
11:43Caleb is watching me like a hawk.
11:45Sorry, I can't.
11:46I've got the afternoon off
11:47and I've promised myself some knee time
11:49and that doesn't involve
11:50children's Halloween parties.
11:53Arthur?
11:54Hey, I'm working.
11:55Ha-ha.
11:56Oh.
11:59Caleb.
12:00Yeah, he may as well have a tracker on me.
12:03Hi, Caleb.
12:04Yep.
12:06I was just about to head to that meeting, actually.
12:09Oh, right.
12:10You're going now, are you?
12:11Oh, no, that's fine.
12:12No problem.
12:13Well,
12:14yeah, I'll just head back to the depot then.
12:17OK.
12:18Catch you later.
12:18Bye.
12:19One of those days?
12:20Just like every day.
12:22Well, don't you worry her.
12:24I'll sort something out.
12:28All right.
12:29Heard you the first time.
12:33Oh.
12:34Wasn't expecting you.
12:36Come in.
12:37Welcome to my new abode.
12:39I'm not stopping.
12:40Aw.
12:41And here was me thinking you were looking for round two
12:43with a real man.
12:45I'd rather stick my head in a blender.
12:47I'm guessing this is about before.
12:49You, more than anyone, Ross,
12:52should know what it's like
12:53to go through something pretty horrific.
12:55Hmm.
12:55Well, maybe we should share war stories.
12:58Matt can show me his.
12:59I'll show him mine.
13:00Is that what you want?
13:01No.
13:02I want you to leave him alone.
13:04Does he need you to talk for him?
13:06No, because he'd go absolutely mad
13:08if he knew I was here right now.
13:10But I know you know better than this, Ross.
13:13Do I?
13:14Yeah.
13:15Because you have a son, remember?
13:17And you wouldn't want him raised as a bully now, would you?
13:23All right.
13:24Message received.
13:25Is it, though?
13:26Really?
13:27I don't like repeating myself, all right?
13:32Tell Moses I'll pick him up later.
13:34Take him trick-or-treating all summer.
13:35No, sorry.
13:36Mac's already promised to take him.
13:39Back of the queue.
13:40Again.
13:41Oh, don't try and make this something it isn't.
13:42Oh, I know exactly what it is.
13:44Right, love, you're going to be absolutely fine.
13:55If there's any problems, just remember my phone is turned off.
13:58Yeah, thanks, Mum.
13:59That's very professional.
14:01Oh.
14:05Is that something I should know about?
14:06What?
14:06No.
14:07I mean, you've got some, er, sort of prep stuff in the kitchen to do, yeah?
14:11No.
14:11Go on, see ya.
14:14Oh, I was just heading out.
14:15Oh.
14:16I've got a rare afternoon off.
14:19Right, well, erm...
14:21I don't suppose you fancy joining me for a beer?
14:25You don't have to.
14:27Oh, I don't think a beer's a good idea.
14:29OK, right.
14:30Yeah, stupid.
14:31Stupid.
14:31You've got better things to do.
14:32No, I'm an alcoholic.
14:33I'm, I can drink other things.
14:37Oh, God.
14:39How to kill a conversation, Laurel.
14:42No, it's fine.
14:42It's fine, darling.
14:43I just think it's best that I'm up front, you know?
14:46So there's no awkwardness or silly secrets.
14:48Hmm.
14:49It is what it is.
14:50I hate that expression, so...
14:52But you're...
14:54In recovery, yeah.
14:55Ah.
14:55I mean, I could tell you it in months, weeks, days, but...
14:59That would be really boring.
15:02It's not boring.
15:04I know addiction.
15:05I'm...
15:05Yeah.
15:07You've all lost, er, friends to it?
15:09We've heard it before, then.
15:11Hmm.
15:12One day at a time.
15:13Yeah.
15:14I've heard that expression a few times.
15:16Hmm.
15:17It's like I've got this box hidden away, full of...
15:21Regrets.
15:22Mainly alcohol-related.
15:25I've just packed them all away.
15:29What's up?
15:31I'm so sorry.
15:32This has got really heavy really quickly, hasn't it?
15:34No, no, don't apologise.
15:35I have a box all of my own.
15:38Things I wish I'd done differently.
15:41Different...
15:42paths I'd taken.
15:45They say it's only useful looking back if it helps how you look forward.
15:50Hmm.
15:52Anyway, how was your today?
15:55What, my today?
15:57Yeah.
15:57Um...
15:58My today was good.
16:02I had an issue with an employee.
16:04Um, that got taken care of.
16:06So, moving forward...
16:09Mm-hmm.
16:10There'll be no more issues.
16:12What goes in the box...
16:14It stays in the box.
16:15It stays in the box.
16:18Mm.
16:22Sure you don't fancy a quick one?
16:27Beer.
16:28I mean...
16:30Zero alcohol version for me, obviously.
16:32But I keep trying to tell myself it's improved dramatically since I got banged up.
16:37Just...
16:38Keep that frustration in check.
16:40I mean, as tempting as that offer does sound, I've actually got business to take care of.
16:45You do know you're allowed to switch off every now and then, don't you?
16:48Yeah.
16:48Yeah, but the thing is, is if we switch off in the farming business and the competition switch on, then we get left behind.
16:54You only live once, Suggars.
16:56But if you do it right...
16:57Once is enough.
16:58I suppose I'll see you later, then.
17:05You will?
17:12So, if it seems I have an unhealthy appetite, please...
17:14Oh, I'll tell you, these days, it's all I'm plant-based or I'm gluten-free or I'm dairy intolerant.
17:19If you don't get me wrong, those guys are good for business.
17:21The mark-ups are superb.
17:22But every now and then, it's nice to be with a no-nonsense lady who likes her grub.
17:26Hey, look at you!
17:30You going somewhere special?
17:32Just going out.
17:33Oh, Celia, this is April, my granddaughter.
17:37April.
17:38Pleased to meet you.
17:40I do love that dress.
17:43You are very pretty.
17:45Any boyfriends that Grandad needs to worry about?
17:48Yeah, Dylan.
17:50Nice lad.
17:50A bit rough round the edges.
17:52Well, he is, isn't he?
17:53But we all were at that age.
17:55Boys, nothing but trouble.
17:56Each and every one of them.
17:59I'll just come back for my wallet.
18:01Right, I'll be there.
18:02It'll be two minutes!
18:07I meant what I said.
18:09You do look nice in a dress, almost like a different girl.
18:14Where's Dylan?
18:14Oh, let's not worry about that right now.
18:17Hey.
18:19Don't look so nervous.
18:22Relax.
18:23Go with the flow.
18:24As I said before, this is easy money.
18:28And the more times you do it, the easier it will get.
18:32Hey, hey, hey.
18:33None of that.
18:34Your make-up will run.
18:35April, you do know that what happened before cannot happen again, don't you?
18:46Make the customer happy and he'll come running back for more, like a little puppy dog.
18:55Emergency over.
18:56Very nice to meet you.
19:02Have you heard a knocking?
19:15Knock, knock.
19:17These need your signature.
19:19Ooh, should I be asking?
19:22Caleb.
19:22I'll leave these with you.
19:27Actually, Kerry, I've got a job for you.
19:31A very special job.
19:34Really?
19:35Yeah, I need a stock take doing.
19:37Specifically, plugs.
19:41Plugs?
19:42All you need to do is tick them off against the inventory on file.
19:47Although some of the boxes might not be labelled correctly, so you'll need to open every one and check inside.
19:53Every single box?
19:55Have you got any idea how long that's going to take?
19:58Yes, I do.
19:59A long time.
20:00Especially since you'll be doing it on your own.
20:03You serious?
20:04Absolutely.
20:05And as you've made it quite clear that you know your rights, you will also know that I'm not asking you to do anything that isn't covered by your job description.
20:14Problem?
20:16I know exactly what you're doing.
20:18What I'm doing is giving you work.
20:20Out of spite.
20:22Be careful what you say next.
20:24I don't look so frightened, I don't bite.
20:50I mean, unless you want me to, I mean, it is Halloween.
20:52I'm sorry, that sounded a little bit cringe.
21:00I'm Callum, and you, I'm told, are April.
21:06Is that your real name?
21:08Yeah.
21:10And how old are you, April?
21:15Sixteen.
21:17You actually look younger.
21:22Well, I am popular today.
21:35Well, it's not really a door I'm going to be knocking on a lot, to be honest.
21:38Look, if it's about before, then I'm sorry.
21:44I was out of order.
21:46No, no, no, no.
21:48It was absolutely hilarious, mate.
21:50Huh?
21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole hockey mask thing.
21:54Very Friday the 13th.
21:56Need to get me one of them.
21:58I thought you were going to have a panic attack or something.
22:00No, no.
22:02Might have seemed like I was, but had to get the drama up for Charity.
22:06She needs a bit of drama in her life.
22:07So, if you're not here about that, then what are you here for?
22:13You're going to go off your knot, mate.
22:15But please don't shoot the messenger, okay?
22:19But this, this might belong to you, or rather, belong to your car.
22:25You?
22:30No.
22:32No, I didn't do that.
22:34But the new head case that's just walked into Robert's life.
22:39You mean his husband?
22:40The one he was in prison with?
22:42Yeah.
22:43Yeah, him.
22:44Someone walking past your car looked like he was laughing.
22:47I'm not saying it was him, but...
22:49Well, why would he do that?
22:51I don't know.
22:52Who knows, but when the wiring's not right.
22:53What, and he just knocked it off?
22:57That doesn't add up.
22:57Well, people like that don't really add up, do they?
23:01But, I did see him going to the pub.
23:03So, if you've got any questions that need answering...
23:06Well, let's see if he's still laughing after we have a little chat.
23:16Hopefully not too, Sean.
23:18What is it?
23:20A screwdriver.
23:21It's basically a ponce name for a vodka and orange.
23:23Don't worry, there's nothing in there, it shouldn't be.
23:36See?
23:37Oh, my God, Cullen.
23:46Oh, my God, Cullen.
23:48Cullen!
23:48I'm sorry.
23:52I'm sorry, I'm just being funny.
23:53I can't resist.
23:54All right, my bad.
23:57You should have seen your face.
24:01Honestly, it's okay.
24:04We don't need to rush anything.
24:06We can just talk.
24:09About what?
24:10I don't know.
24:10I don't know.
24:12Anything.
24:13And everything, whatever.
24:18Like, do you know, cats mainly meow to humans.
24:22And not to all the cats.
24:26I know.
24:27How crazy is that?
24:28Like, I'm going to be honest.
24:30I don't even like cats.
24:33Like, you just know, if they were bigger, like a lion or a tiger,
24:38they'd totally eat us.
24:40And we'd all be cat food.
24:41There's nothing like a lovely meal and a few drinks on a quiet afternoon.
24:53Oh, Bob, the older I get, the more attractive quiet becomes.
25:01Anyone sitting here?
25:04I know you.
25:05Well, if you don't, you're about to.
25:07Because me and you need a little chat.
25:09My work here is done.
25:10You know what, mate?
25:12I've come here for a nice, quiet pint.
25:15On me own.
25:17Quality time.
25:19And I like my quality time.
25:21So it's probably best if you don't disturb it with your little chat.
25:28Whoa!
25:29What the hell is going on?
25:30Well, you're going to find out who I am.
25:31What are you saying about quiet?
25:32You need to get out of my face.
25:33OK, listen, whatever's happening here, you need to take it somewhere else.
25:36You don't, like, tit for tat.
25:37I suggest you two get away from each other now before I chuck you both out.
25:40I'll be chucking you out in a plastic bag after I've snapped his spine.
25:45You better ring, Robert.
25:52Come in!
25:58Right.
25:59That is me done for the day.
26:0020 boxes done already.
26:0220?
26:0320?
26:04Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're more than that.
26:07Mm-hmm.
26:08And I'll crack on again in the morning.
26:10But for now, I'm clocking off, so...
26:12Oh.
26:12OK, well, when you do come tomorrow, you might want to bring some overalls.
26:17Overalls?
26:20Yeah, and gloves.
26:21Thick.
26:23Gloves.
26:24See, I've got another inventory that needs checking.
26:26One that leaks and smells.
26:30Now, I know what you're thinking.
26:31I really don't think that you do.
26:37Careful, Kerry.
26:38Stuff you're careful.
26:39You are a bully.
26:41You are a tiny, weak, little slug of a man who nobody even likes or even pretends to respect.
26:49I mean, your own family can't even stomach you.
26:50Right, now, hang on.
26:51You're only important in your own head, which is why you treat people like me, like dirt, to make you feel better about yourself.
26:58Is that so?
26:59Yeah, that's so, because, do you know what? I know exactly what you see when you look in the mirror, Jay.
27:03A bitter, vindictive failure.
27:07And guess what?
27:08We all see it as well.
27:10I know some people feel sorry for you, but not me.
27:14I detest you.
27:16Well, congratulations.
27:17You've just talked yourself out of a job.
27:19You can't sack us again, thicko.
27:22I've already quit.
27:27Is that the only way out?
27:34Robert, you need to get here now.
27:36Like, right now, or something very bad is going to happen.
27:40And maybe bring a muzzle.
27:42Or a cage.
27:45You ready to tell me what your problem is?
27:48You are my problem.
27:49You know, there's a lot of lads like you inside.
27:54A lot of mouth.
27:56Nothing to back it up with.
27:57Hey!
27:58Hey!
27:59You know, toxic masculinity is so last decade.
28:02Well, smash that toxic down your throat, pal.
28:04Is that what you're after?
28:07No, I'm good.
28:08Come on, lads.
28:10Marlon's right.
28:11Punch your nose out of each other.
28:12It won't solve anything.
28:14No.
28:15But it'll make me feel better.
28:16Well, look, I'll tell you what'll make me feel better.
28:17Banging your heads together.
28:18So just pack it in!
28:20You know what?
28:20You're a good-looking lad, you.
28:23But I will ugly you up so fast,
28:25I regret not taking me time doing it.
28:28Oh, man.
28:29Do it.
28:31Do it.
28:32Oh, what are you doing?
28:39Guys, what is he doing?
28:43He's counting.
28:46It's a ten.
28:46Sometimes things just snap.
28:55Choose courses of action that I might regret later on.
28:57So, I have these little coping mechanisms.
29:03Maybe you could teach Ross a few, eh?
29:05Yeah.
29:05Well, we all see the red mist every now and again.
29:09I think maybe you should tell me what blew that red mist in.
29:13My direction.
29:15Yeah.
29:21Found a new one.
29:26I'm not gonna lie.
29:28I used to get proper messy hangovers, me.
29:30And then found out a life hack.
29:35Water.
29:39A pint of water before I go to bed.
29:41I swear, it works every time.
29:43Right.
29:45What are your hangovers like?
29:47I don't really drink that much.
29:50Best way.
29:51You know how some people drink to make themselves more interesting?
29:56I drink to make other people more interesting.
29:58Just do it.
30:00Do what?
30:02It.
30:06I told you, there's no rush, is there?
30:10Like, sometimes I wanna take my time.
30:14I mean, you go out to dinner,
30:16you don't want to start a main course and dessert all at once, right?
30:18Right.
30:21Yeah, it's just that, um...
30:24I've got to be somewhere in an hour.
30:29Nobody told me that.
30:31Um...
30:32OK.
30:33Well, this just kind of got awkward.
30:35Um, maybe I should call Celia.
30:37What?
30:38No.
30:39Like, I'm not being funny, but I saw I pay good money for this.
30:41But...
30:42Honestly, like, no-one's forcing you to be here, April.
30:46If you wanna go, you can go.
30:47But my money, I'm gonna want that back.
30:56Aye!
30:58Oh, you think it's funny, do you?
31:00That probably explains why I laughed, yeah.
31:02Oh, well, you keep on laughing,
31:03cos you've obviously got nowhere to be tonight.
31:06I do.
31:06Oh, gee, somebody swiped right for you.
31:10Who was it?
31:12Uncle Fester?
31:13Herman Munster?
31:14If you must know,
31:16I'm supposed to be taking Archie to a Halloween party.
31:19Well, you're his dad,
31:21so, you know, I'm sure he's probably used to you letting him down by now.
31:24Yeah, well, you know, that's the point, isn't it?
31:26He is.
31:28You know, I am always letting him down,
31:30and the more work that Caleb gives me,
31:32the worse it gets.
31:34You know, I just wanted one night
31:37that I could try and make it up to him.
31:40One night where I could put that smile back on his face.
31:43Careful, Jay.
31:44You almost sound human.
31:45Do you know, I know what you and everybody else thinks about me.
31:48Well, you said it before, didn't you?
31:51Believe me, that was the edited version.
31:54I just want to be a good dad.
31:58Yeah.
31:58You know, I work all the hours I can,
32:00just so that I can give him the best.
32:05But, well, the more I work, the less I see him.
32:08You know, and tonight,
32:09tonight wasn't just about dropping him off.
32:12You know, the parents were supposed to stay there,
32:14get involved.
32:17You know, he would have loved that.
32:20Instead,
32:21it's just me.
32:23Letting him down.
32:25Again.
32:32Obviously, I'm not moved at all by anything you just said,
32:35but, er,
32:36I'm supposed to be helping Kyle trick or treat.
32:39So,
32:40come and stay here, won't I, can we?
32:46Look, mate, I get it.
32:47I had a proper adult too,
32:48but it was nothing to do with me.
32:51So, you know what, though?
32:52Whoever it was,
32:54needs dealing with.
32:56Properly.
32:59I've got one about the Wimmeraer.
33:01I've got a mate who was my favourite consortium.
33:03He won't cost you a penny, huh?
33:05I was a mechanic, mate.
33:06I can fix that.
33:07We'll need paying for it, though.
33:08What's going on?
33:12I thought I was walking into a war.
33:14No war.
33:15Just,
33:15wires crossed, right?
33:18Good thing those wires didn't get wrapped around your throat.
33:20Hmm.
33:21Looks like all them wacky woo classes that I've done inside is starting to pay off, don't it?
33:24So, we're all good?
33:25No.
33:26We're far from all good.
33:27Mac's played me.
33:29And I do not like being played.
33:33Maybe your man Mac pulled the trigger.
33:36I'm starting to think somebody else might have loaded the gun.
33:40Oh.
33:41He said we were going to have a pint, so, why about now?
33:43Now you're talking.
33:45You get him in.
33:46But I did say I did something for Claudette, so I'm going to do that first.
33:49Don't take too long.
33:50Oh, thank you, Charity.
34:06That was lovely.
34:07And obviously, at the entertainment earlier, that was top draw as well.
34:11Oh, please don't.
34:12I might have to employ bouncers, eh?
34:14What he said, and compliments to the chef.
34:17Cheers.
34:17So, can I tempt you with dessert, then, or more wine?
34:21Er, I'm not going anywhere, are you?
34:23I'll say yes, then.
34:25She'll go and get the menus.
34:28So, you, er, you live on your own.
34:31Er, do you have any family living locally?
34:34I have a son.
34:35He's a grown man now.
34:37Er, we don't live in each other's pockets, which suits us both.
34:40Obviously, your family roots are much deeper around here.
34:44Honestly, family means everything to me.
34:48I mean, I've, er, I've made my fair share of mistakes.
34:51And not learned from enough of them.
34:56I, er, I lost my son Heath not long ago in a car accident.
35:02And, oh, quite the way back now.
35:04My eldest daughter, Dawn, she died.
35:07Oh, Bob.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Both times, my whole life just stopped.
35:16And, you know, you think that you're never going to get past it.
35:18Bob, I am so sorry.
35:24I, I, I didn't mean to open old rooms.
35:27Jay, how can you get trapped in your own office?
35:30All right, okay, okay, stop, stop, stop.
35:32Yes, okay.
35:33I will take him.
35:34But I am doing this for Archie, okay?
35:36Not for you.
35:36Nice scream.
35:37Yeah.
35:38Bye.
35:40I'm so sorry.
35:41Problem?
35:42I've got to take my ex's son to a Halloween party.
35:45Don't ask.
35:46I won't.
35:47Erm, maybe another time?
35:49Yeah.
35:49Yeah, I'll look forward to that.
35:54Daddy!
35:55Paddy!
35:56Paddy!
35:56Yay!
35:57Yay!
35:58Well done, Daddy, eh?
36:00You didn't drown.
36:01It's all worked, everybody.
36:02Seriously, you are so much better at that than me.
36:04That's because he still has his own teeth.
36:06I can still sink my own teeth into you if I need to.
36:09Okay, not only vampires have got a range.
36:11Hey, listen, there's some toffee apples in the kitchen if you want.
36:14Yeah, why don't we all go trick-or-treating you and annoy the neighbours?
36:16Hey, happy daddies!
36:18Oh, oh, oh, don't forget.
36:19Switches just for the kids.
36:21She'd have loved this, eh, probably.
36:22Oh, no, I'm Dylan.
36:24I don't remember being this annoying when I was a teenager.
36:27I bought an outfit, just in case.
36:29I guess which part of it I'm wearing.
36:30Oh, you make a good wish for her, eh?
36:32In a good, like, not a kind of way.
36:35Gee, that's it.
36:36When you turn 16, you can't really force anything on them anymore, can you?
36:39Don't I know it.
36:40I wish she was still that little girl who needs her dad to do everything for her.
36:43Marlon, she still needs her dad.
36:45Maybe more than ever, eh?
36:46Okay, maybe you need to slow down a little bit.
37:00Ah, you don't want to get completely out of it, right?
37:02You haven't done this many times, have you?
37:12I'm beginning to think that maybe this is your first time.
37:21Yeah, sort of.
37:25Bet you think I do this sort of thing all the time, don't you?
37:29With girls like you.
37:32I don't need to.
37:33What am I going to do with you, April?
37:48Happy Halloween.
37:59Bet you've heard that one today already, haven't you?
38:02Start talking.
38:03Because I already know it was you.
38:05Whatever you think that you know...
38:06You've got a problem with Kev.
38:07But being the bottle job that you are, you set somebody else's dog on him.
38:10Me, being the dog.
38:12Of course he's going to deny it.
38:13Oh, just stop.
38:15Like, I already knew you were a coward, but I didn't think you were this stupid as well.
38:17Did you not think that? I would figure it out.
38:19Well, let's just say you've never been the brightest light in the house, have you?
38:22And who are you to waltz in here and start shouting your mouth off?
38:24You have got a problem.
38:25With me from earlier.
38:27So you're killing two birds with one stone.
38:28No, Ross.
38:29If I had a stone, I wouldn't waste it on you.
38:33Someone's burning.
38:33Right, off you pop.
38:45Well, I'm not popping off anywhere, pal.
38:49After everything I've been through, do you really think that I'm scared of you?
38:52That wind mirror needs paying for.
38:54And if not, me and you have got a serious problem.
38:58Well, then me and you have got a serious problem.
39:00So walk out that door, or I will put you through that door.
39:08Hello?
39:10Trick, I treat.
39:12Just come up.
39:23Trick.
39:26What do you think you're doing?
39:29I warned you.
39:31You try and ruin my marriage, I'll ruin you.
39:33Do you not think I was serious?
39:35Do you want to find out how serious I am?
39:37Okay, you need to lead now.
39:40Getting your mates to do what you want to do yourself.
39:42Pathetic.
39:43What are you talking about?
39:47You know what, it must be your lucky day.
39:49Because I don't give second chances.
39:53But I swear to God.
39:55You come after me and Robert again.
39:57And that luck will run out.
39:58Have I made myself clear?
40:02Yeah.
40:02Have I made myself clear?
40:04Yeah.
40:10You done?
40:10Oh, jeez. Why is he not answering? You know, I swear, he does this on purpose, you know.
40:29That is Caleb all over.
40:31Well, you know who we could call?
40:33Ghostbusters. I mean, I know it's Halloween, but...
40:36I'm thinking the fire brigade.
40:37Oh, right. Yeah, and that won't be embarrassing at all.
40:40Well, I'm thinking about Archie.
40:42Not half a dozen firemen.
40:44Kerry! Time's ticking.
40:48Right. Come on.
40:51We'll do it together. Come on.
40:53How do you mean?
40:54Everything that we've got, we'll ram it.
40:56Ram it?
40:56Ah! On the count of three.
40:58Okay, get closer, right? I'm gonna rock into it.
41:01Right? That's it.
41:03One, two, three!
41:06I don't believe it!
41:10I don't believe it!
41:12Oh!
41:14Oh, help us all.
41:18Listen, about today...
41:20No, there's no need. You don't need to say anything.
41:22Son, he's waiting for you. Go and get him.
41:27Well, come on then, big man.
41:29Take your best shot.
41:30I know you must have a lot of pent-up anger in there.
41:33So this is your chance. Let it all out!
41:38Ha! Ha! Ha!
41:39Spineless!
41:40But don't worry.
41:41I know how damaged you really are.
41:43Just get charity to pay what you owe.
41:45You know that no-one in this world loves you.
41:47Come again?
41:54Your own son.
41:55He actually prefers me to you.
41:58That's really good as thing.
42:00I wouldn't start talking about Moses if I were you.
42:02Well, you're his dad, and he'd rather hang out with me.
42:06What does that tell you?
42:08Tells me that he knows exactly what you are.
42:11He knows what everyone else knows,
42:12and that is that daddy is just a big mouth that everyone avoids.
42:19You done?
42:21He's embarrassed by you, Ross.
42:23He actually cringes when he hears your name.
42:25What, and you think you can replace me?
42:28Me? I already have.
42:29Now, that is a big shout.
42:31Yeah.
42:32Truth hurts, doesn't it?
42:36Do you know how easily I could wipe that stupid smile off your face?
42:39Do you really want to make that mistake again?
42:42Because by all means, mate,
42:43have a go.
42:45Beat me up.
42:46It'll just make him hate you even more.
42:49Oh, I don't have to do anything to you, Mac.
42:51Because, like you said,
42:52the truth hurts.
42:53And what I could say to you right now
42:55would smash your happy little life to bits.
42:57Right then.
43:04That's small talk pretty much done.
43:06Now we get to know each other properly.
43:09I can't.
43:11Sorry?
43:12I don't want to do this.
43:13I'll be honest with you, April.
43:18Um,
43:19I don't really care what you want
43:20or don't want.
43:23I'm going to do it anyway.
43:25But before you said that, I could go...
43:27Yeah.
43:27I lied.
43:31Oh,
43:32there's no point running down the stairs.
43:35I think you'll find the door's locked.
43:36And it's staying locked.
43:40Oh, my.
43:46Stop!
43:47Don't open me.
43:48No!
43:48No!
43:49No!
43:49No!
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