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00:00:30I always forget stuff when I walk out the door.
00:00:38If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that,
00:00:40perhaps things would have turned out differently.
00:00:43But, yeah, probably not.
00:00:46Jack was my first serious boyfriend, and I was madly in love.
00:00:50I thought he was the best.
00:00:51You're the best! You're the best!
00:00:54And apparently, so did my best friend Stephanie.
00:00:57Baby! I know this looks bad.
00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy.
00:01:07But, of course, I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:11But, he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:16And Phil was my rebound from the rebound.
00:01:19Dad!
00:01:21You bad, baby!
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm. Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's just a place where you can be just who you want to be.
00:01:45You'll never see a beauty queen.
00:01:47In a magazine.
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury.
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity.
00:01:55It's a world where dreams are made.
00:01:58In the heart of A.
00:02:01Where the sun shines high.
00:02:03The lights over the top.
00:02:05In Hollywood.
00:02:06In Hollywood.
00:02:08Anytime we want fun.
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13I forgot to introduce myself.
00:02:22I'm Dale.
00:02:24That's me a few years later, sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP.
00:02:29He's a fashion photographer.
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that.
00:02:35God, I'm already name dropping.
00:02:37That's so lame.
00:02:39Baby, give me your foot.
00:02:40Oh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP.
00:02:47Oh, okay.
00:02:49Oh, my God.
00:02:56Delicioso.
00:02:57Oh, my God.
00:03:05What?
00:03:06No good experience.
00:03:08Bye, baby.
00:03:12Oh, my Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome.
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23It's a six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:29A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Come here.
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:34Come here.
00:03:34Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:34Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48JP?
00:03:50Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:50Are you there?
00:03:52Stay here.
00:03:52It's Melissa.
00:03:53JP.
00:03:53The computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:04:01No, I only have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP.
00:04:05Let's do that thing with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Babe.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation.
00:04:18Right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:23No more mozzarella, mamma.
00:04:33Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:44In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:55There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:58Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:07I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:15Oh, my God, did he...
00:05:20Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:29Oh, you mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:36This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42Because the planet is called Nidai.
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight,
00:05:51but Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:55And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls, Mom.
00:06:00It's all over the Internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:03I can't stop reading.
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale.
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:25And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:44I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:54Et cetera.
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama.
00:07:05I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:16I just had your penis inside of me.
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Last week, bird crap.
00:07:27This week, balls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information.
00:07:35But that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toast suckers freaked me out.
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her.
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:04What are you?
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't talk sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it.
00:08:36Okay, okay.
00:08:37You have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:41Uh, what?
00:08:45Oh, no.
00:08:47Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel,
00:08:59recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirmed that celebrity fashion photographer, JP Gia, whatever his name is, is the father.
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:16I'm done.
00:09:17I'm sorry.
00:09:19I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:27Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hi.
00:09:32Zach.
00:09:33Do you look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:35Oh, thanks.
00:09:36I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me, he'll always be good ol' Zach.
00:09:55Wow, a long time to see.
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:58And Becca, I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you.
00:10:04Me too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so, so I'm gonna be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen, tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will.
00:10:23All right, well, just email me the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:29I think the Paps have found you and, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:46Yeah, well...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me.
00:10:49Don't forget to come.
00:10:49Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:58Yeah.
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:06Oh.
00:11:06It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time started
00:11:12back in Catholic school, and specifically our first communion.
00:11:15We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be, comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest
00:11:21bows.
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she'd walk down the aisle dressed
00:11:27in white.
00:11:28Oh, that's fine.
00:11:30Oh, that's great.
00:11:31Oh, my God.
00:11:35You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with that carrying tape.
00:11:43Oh, right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What, you're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56I love you, Rome.
00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:03Yeah, because she couldn't pee.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:13Mm-mm.
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but...
00:12:26Since you asked.
00:12:28Girls?
00:12:29You can just tell me later.
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment, but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:39No!
00:12:40No!
00:12:40No!
00:12:41No!
00:12:41No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:43No!
00:12:43No!
00:12:44No!
00:12:44No!
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys.
00:12:48It's not that I don't...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore!
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:51It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I love you.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me?
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:10I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay.
00:13:15He wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:19Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:22Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Well...
00:13:37Who came up with the term?
00:13:39Douchebag, anyway.
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time.
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want.
00:13:54So, just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious.
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up for another season of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:08Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago and the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that caused me to temporarily tune out of the conversation.
00:14:27And Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent.
00:14:31It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:33I don't want to do that.
00:14:34You want?
00:14:34And it's okay.
00:14:36As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:43Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound.
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking hot.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done.
00:15:10I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might pass on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:16No, you are going.
00:15:18You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single.
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:25Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity, work in the A-list arena, or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi, then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in.
00:15:47Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:52Hands up, but you're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:01Hands up, but you're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:05If you are now on the list, leave.
00:16:08Uh, honey, not in my club.
00:16:09Natural hair colors only.
00:16:11Anthony!
00:16:12Oh, hi!
00:16:13Of course, come on in.
00:16:15Great. Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Sorry, ladies. We're full.
00:16:20Seven, really? You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week.
00:16:25Three times! Is your phone broken or your thumbs?
00:16:27Okay, look, we're on the list. Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in.
00:16:33You totes owe me seven.
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good.
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there, and you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way.
00:16:45Feeling in the favor, the girl that you denied.
00:16:48I see it in your eyes, baby, where I'm trying to hide.
00:16:51If the sun come out, won't you try?
00:16:53It's your biggest tip you've ever seen.
00:16:55Hey, Jamie did a stick. He was wild, baby.
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds. Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason.
00:17:03They check out the old dude and the cougar.
00:17:04Sweetheart, I'm sorry. It's been some kind of misunderstanding. There you go.
00:17:07Huh? How many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:15Oh, my God. Is that David's debate over there?
00:17:18That would be hot.
00:17:20God, this town is so disgusting.
00:17:22Oh, my God.
00:17:24Why'd you check that guy out?
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night.
00:17:27He's so hot.
00:17:28I'm well-connected.
00:17:30Oh, my God, come on. You're my wingman.
00:17:32Yes?
00:17:32Oh, my God.
00:17:35Uh-oh.
00:17:36Don't look over there.
00:17:38Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:17:46I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:47I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:50Oh!
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53Good day, baby.
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess.
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00Jakey, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut.
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, Jakey?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:08Uh, baby, this is babe.
00:18:14Well, not anymore, you don't.
00:18:18Bye-bye.
00:18:19This is my first bitch slap, but seeing the look on her Botoxed face...
00:18:26You deserve him.
00:18:27...totally makes it worth it.
00:18:29I like.
00:18:34And he's going to put me in this next movie.
00:18:36But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to, you know...
00:18:39Do him?
00:18:40Probably.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part,
00:18:46I'll pee my pants.
00:18:48Um, excuse me.
00:18:50We're in line.
00:18:53Um, actually, you're at the mirror, which doesn't really constitute the line.
00:18:59Whatever, just go.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:09Hey, Chris, now, you know you're the only one who wants me.
00:19:15I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out.
00:19:18Do you want to keep me in your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20I'll put it down.
00:19:20Totally, cool.
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right.
00:19:24That's the software.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:26Right now.
00:19:28Wash.
00:19:29Oh, wash.
00:19:30Hola!
00:19:33Wash.
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:38Sora, sora, zominsas.
00:19:40Yo, mama.
00:19:42Hey.
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:45Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep.
00:19:48I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight.
00:19:50Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry.
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:57So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean, not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but no.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just going to leave him to the uneducated models of LA,
00:20:18then I am going to have to jump his bones.
00:20:20For both of us.
00:20:26So, are you an actor?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really.
00:20:29I thought I was for a minute, but it turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32It's way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I designed jewelry.
00:20:37These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh.
00:20:42Is it here?
00:20:43Here, what?
00:20:43Zach's magazine was named number one in their hottest men alive issue.
00:20:47Yes.
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:48Oh, come on.
00:20:49Are you kidding?
00:20:50Come on, Cece.
00:20:51It's Zach's magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53It's not exactly...
00:20:54You know, it's very...
00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She was the producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home, okay?
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:05I don't need you to excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, guys.
00:21:14Hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:16Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Focus back together!
00:21:21I'll hold him up, Zach.
00:21:24Come on, let's go inside for a minute.
00:21:25Please.
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:38Well, I'm sorry.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working in this retarded dating reality show.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean, look, if you're not too busy, then maybe you can make about my show with the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Because you didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm...
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:03I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:07Good, because...
00:22:08You had me a little bit worried there, you know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food, you know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:24You know, that photographer, J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off, and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant, and...
00:22:34I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight, and I ran into them.
00:22:38And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:51I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:54Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:58Yeah, I just don't get the sound.
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:05Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:14You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Zach!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on, I got it.
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay, I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek and...
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay, well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:58Seven and I work in a production company
00:24:00that cranks out crappy reality shows.
00:24:03Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent.
00:24:07Such as it is.
00:24:08So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the Internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay.
00:24:34Oh, yeah!
00:24:37Hey, Bill.
00:24:37Oh, oh, oh.
00:24:40Seven!
00:24:41There's coffee on line, too.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:47Oh!
00:24:51This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:56Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:24:59I'm up to a heating second sauce line.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:05Hmm.
00:25:06You don't want to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:13I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone, sex, and cyberspace, an 80-year-old couple.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Please.
00:25:21They're kind of scaring me.
00:25:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:29Three, two, one.
00:25:31Oh, jeez.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:40What happened?
00:25:46Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood,
00:26:14rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:18980 dollars.
00:26:20980 dollars?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:25We'll get the money.
00:26:27We'll get the money.
00:26:29We'll get the money.
00:26:40Love is alive.
00:26:44Alive like a newborn child.
00:26:47Love is a war.
00:26:51Broken and running wild.
00:26:55Love is a thief.
00:26:58And I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:03You're alive tonight.
00:27:07And you give it to me.
00:27:11You give up your need.
00:27:14You're all I see.
00:27:18You're all I see.
00:27:20You're all I see.
00:27:21You're all I see.
00:27:22You can take.
00:27:24I love you.
00:27:25Take me away.
00:27:26You're all I see.
00:27:27I know.
00:27:28I know, right?
00:27:29He looks so different.
00:27:30I don't think he's as clean as he used to be.
00:27:33Clean?
00:27:34He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him.
00:27:35You can say that again.
00:27:36Hey, Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:38Oh, he had a movie screening and then he's going out the guys.
00:27:42Because he's so excited about the whole engagement.
00:27:43Yes, he's so excited.
00:27:44And I decided that I don't want a long engagement.
00:27:46So we set a date.
00:27:47September.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:49That's great.
00:27:50Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:27:51Uh, no, Holly, I don't.
00:27:52I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:27:53You just tell me how it feels when you get here.
00:27:54I'm 25, Jill.
00:27:55It's not like you're a hundred.
00:27:56Yeah, count me out on this one.
00:27:57Well, my agent told me never divulge my real age, so I really can't participate in this
00:28:01conversation either.
00:28:02And you both smell like desperate whores.
00:28:04I'm anxious.
00:28:05Woo!
00:28:06Woo!
00:28:07Woo!
00:28:08Woo!
00:28:09Woo!
00:28:10Woo!
00:28:11Woo!
00:28:12Woo!
00:28:13Woo!
00:28:14Woo!
00:28:15Woo!
00:28:16Woo!
00:28:17Woo!
00:28:18Woo!
00:28:19Woo!
00:28:20Woo!
00:28:21Woo!
00:28:22Woo!
00:28:23Woo!
00:28:24Woo!
00:28:25Woo!
00:28:26Thank you all for coming.
00:28:27Thank you very much.
00:28:28Yeah!
00:28:29Hey.
00:28:30You made it, huh?
00:28:31Hi.
00:28:32That was incredible.
00:28:33That was amazing.
00:28:34You think?
00:28:35Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:37Yeah, definitely the lovely ladies of LA, of course, and seven, how are you?
00:28:41Much better now that you're here.
00:28:42How are you?
00:28:43Good.
00:28:44Good.
00:28:45Oh, hey.
00:28:47How are you doing?
00:28:48Hi!
00:28:49Uh, I'm going to go to the bar.
00:28:50Anybody want a drink?
00:28:51You guys want to join?
00:28:52Sure.
00:28:53Why not?
00:28:54Will you give me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Hey!
00:28:59Okay!
00:29:04Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:05Oh, she went to the bar.
00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie.
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night.
00:29:11Uh, no, it was nice to meet you.
00:29:12Same.
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend Dominique.
00:29:16So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow,
00:29:19I want to hear the new song.
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager,
00:29:22so everything's gotta get big.
00:29:23Everything's gotta get the thumbs up from her.
00:29:25Oh, I'm easy.
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know,
00:29:28but with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong.
00:29:32She's, uh, she's cute. I say go for it.
00:29:35You're troubling, you know that, Cece?
00:29:37What, afraid you're gonna fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it. Hold it.
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks.
00:29:51She winks.
00:29:52She winks?
00:29:53All the time.
00:29:54Becca is a winker.
00:29:55Becca's a wanker?
00:29:56No, not a wanker.
00:29:57A winker.
00:29:58She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:03It's for this movie I'm doing.
00:30:04It's a character role.
00:30:06So, what are you guys doing afterwards?
00:30:08Um, at home.
00:30:10Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning.
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame.
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16A pop shell?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:18Oh, no.
00:30:19No, that is trouble.
00:30:20I puked.
00:30:21I'll clean it up.
00:30:23Oh, God.
00:30:24Uh, can't you stop looking?
00:30:25You even got her out.
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m.
00:30:28Maybe just one night.
00:30:30Um, I would, but I really should go.
00:30:33Me either.
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning.
00:30:36I have an audition at night.
00:30:37I'm casting.
00:30:38I'm free.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:42Well, uh, I'll let you do all the stuff up this one time, okay?
00:30:44But next time, you're staying.
00:30:46All of you, staying.
00:30:47Good job.
00:30:48Okay, bye.
00:30:49Yeah, have a good day.
00:30:50Bye, guys.
00:30:51Come on, you guys.
00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:55Oh, yeah.
00:30:56Sure.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'm a big fan.
00:31:04Wow.
00:31:05That is a lot of tequila.
00:31:07Oh, yeah.
00:31:08I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix.
00:31:11Things might get silly.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14All right, but only if you do a wraparound.
00:31:18Go like this.
00:31:29Just once.
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either.
00:31:32It's an out hole, not an in hole.
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:35I'm not being a prude.
00:31:36I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38And now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody.
00:31:41I just had the wedding on my mind.
00:31:43Oh, surprise.
00:31:44The wedding which you haven't had any input in, BTW.
00:31:47BTW, Jesus.
00:31:49It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding.
00:31:54What?
00:31:55Yes.
00:31:56It is disgusting what you're doing.
00:31:57It's a pig.
00:31:58I'm a pig.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00Hi.
00:32:01Hi.
00:32:02Are you guys okay?
00:32:03Yeah, we're good.
00:32:04We're just here working on our calves.
00:32:05Hey, hi.
00:32:06Well, that's...
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:08That is a client.
00:32:10Jill.
00:32:11God.
00:32:12Back off.
00:32:13Yeah, right.
00:32:14That's what it is.
00:32:15Everything.
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew a match made in Heaven.
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex, I couldn't
00:32:24help but think that Heaven has a strange sense of humor.
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:28Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31Come on, Bowie.
00:32:32Bowie?
00:32:33Terrible, then.
00:32:34Listen.
00:32:35I want to try this.
00:32:36Just one, one little...
00:32:37Just one time...
00:32:38No!
00:32:39You know, that camera looks very good on you.
00:32:42Oh, you think?
00:32:43So, what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:45I don't know.
00:32:46You know, maybe you sell them on the internet.
00:32:48Make some money off your ass.
00:32:50Album cover, my man.
00:32:52I'm telling you.
00:32:53Want some?
00:32:54Oh, no, no, thanks.
00:32:55I'm cool.
00:32:56You smoke too much, Jeffers.
00:32:57Way too much.
00:32:58What?
00:32:59It's all natural.
00:33:00Oh, organic.
00:33:01No chemicals.
00:33:02Is this new?
00:33:03It is.
00:33:04It's about a girl.
00:33:05It's all natural.
00:33:06Oh, organic.
00:33:07No chemicals.
00:33:08Is this new?
00:33:09It is.
00:33:10It's about a girl.
00:33:11Is it about?
00:33:12That blonde?
00:33:13Blonde?
00:33:14No.
00:33:15No blondes.
00:33:16No.
00:33:17No blondes.
00:33:18There ain't no words that I could say.
00:33:23Cause words would just get in the way.
00:33:28But it is written in the wind.
00:33:33It's written in the wind.
00:33:38This is where it all begins.
00:33:43I've been dreaming you to last.
00:33:49I've been hoping every night.
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay.
00:33:55Keeps getting better every day.
00:34:04Every day.
00:34:05And I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:10I think about it all the time.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:23I just can't get you off of my mind.
00:34:28I found a reason for living, yeah.
00:34:33I found a reason for loving, yeah.
00:34:37See you later.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:39I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good.
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though.
00:34:48Wow.
00:34:49Drama and a wedding.
00:34:50It's shocking.
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:52Well, Jill wants this, you know, chapel filled with 8,000 red roses and some like $80,000
00:34:58wedding dinner and $7,000 wedding dress.
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab.
00:35:03Well, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now.
00:35:05Or her dad.
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know.
00:35:08We love her for it.
00:35:09She's extravagant.
00:35:10You know what?
00:35:11I've known her since I was 11.
00:35:12We went to boarding school together.
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11.
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:19Um, it's complicated.
00:35:21Well, when did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend.
00:35:27I liked boarding school.
00:35:29It was what I needed.
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:33Well, my parents died when I was a kid.
00:35:36I've told you that, right?
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry.
00:35:40I didn't know that.
00:35:42How did they die?
00:35:43Together?
00:35:44No, they actually died separately.
00:35:48Um, my dad was when I was five.
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11.
00:35:54Oh, no.
00:35:55No, no.
00:35:56It's...
00:35:57It's not sad.
00:35:58It was a really long time ago.
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much, cause...
00:36:05Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're...
00:36:09Still together, right?
00:36:10Still together.
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:12After...
00:36:1330 years.
00:36:14They're totally in love with each other.
00:36:15It's amazing.
00:36:18Oh, you can get that.
00:36:19No, no, no.
00:36:20No, that's okay.
00:36:22But you can get that.
00:36:24Sorry.
00:36:26Oh, it's Howie.
00:36:27Just...
00:36:28Two seconds.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:30Um, yeah.
00:36:31Yeah, yeah.
00:36:32I'm still here.
00:36:35Um...
00:36:37Sure.
00:36:38That's fine.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:43Because...
00:36:44I kinda had plans to just spend the night with you.
00:36:47Um, she's outside.
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know.
00:36:51Not for me.
00:36:52No!
00:36:54Door's open.
00:36:55Hi.
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today,
00:36:59so I thought I'd surprise you.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:02Hey.
00:37:03We actually, uh, finished a couple hours ago, but, um...
00:37:04Really?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:08Wanda, do you, uh, sit back down?
00:37:09You're not...
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11No, I know.
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame, but I have to work in the morning, so...
00:37:15You should see the show she's casting.
00:37:17It is so funny.
00:37:18Look, you can stay.
00:37:19Have another beer.
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time.
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later.
00:37:23Just...
00:37:24One...
00:37:25One second.
00:37:27Alright, Mr. Zachary.
00:37:28Um...
00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow.
00:37:30Why are you leaving?
00:37:31Because I have to work tomorrow.
00:37:33And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:36Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:38Okay.
00:37:39Okay.
00:37:40You know.
00:37:41She just showed up hours later, unannounced.
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night.
00:37:48What'd Zach say?
00:37:49Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay and, you know, but I think he was just playing
00:37:54dumb.
00:37:55I'm gonna get you, Dale.
00:37:56I really don't.
00:37:57What?
00:37:58Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:00Because, Seven, I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser L.A. guys.
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:38:08Whoa.
00:38:09Zach is a loser L.A. guy.
00:38:11No, he's...
00:38:13No, he's not.
00:38:14But anyhow, I'm not his type.
00:38:17Especially now that Hallie's all over him.
00:38:19You are so wrong.
00:38:20You're so wrong.
00:38:21You're so wrong.
00:38:22It doesn't matter because, hey, I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden.
00:38:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:27But just his friend.
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city.
00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven.
00:38:37That's...
00:38:38That's harsh.
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you so you listen to his stupid reality show concept.
00:38:42What?
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career because you have a career.
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach is because you gave her the okay to pursue.
00:38:52I never said pursue.
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up and I said no, but I...
00:38:56Liz, I've never said this to you before, but you are gonna regret this.
00:38:59Trust me.
00:39:01Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
00:39:04Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships.
00:39:08But you're scared of something.
00:39:13Let's just forget about it.
00:39:17Okay.
00:39:18Sorry.
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:20No, I...
00:39:21It's okay.
00:39:22I just wasn't expecting that.
00:39:23Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:24Yeah.
00:39:25Yeah, it was weird.
00:39:26I felt like I sensed something between you guys.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:30Yeah.
00:39:31Yeah.
00:39:32I think maybe you did.
00:39:33I don't know.
00:39:34Dale and I are really tight.
00:39:35You know?
00:39:36And, um...
00:39:37As I told you before, Hallie, I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now.
00:39:38And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression about what's going on here.
00:39:39She's the one that told me to pursue you.
00:39:40Just so you know.
00:39:41She told you that.
00:39:42She told you that.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:44You sound surprised.
00:39:45She said you guys didn't want to pursue you.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:49I think maybe you did.
00:39:50I don't know.
00:39:51Dale and I are really tight.
00:39:53You know?
00:39:54And, um...
00:39:55As I told you before, Hallie, I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now.
00:39:58And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression about what's going on here.
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you.
00:40:06Just so you know.
00:40:07She told you that.
00:40:09Yeah.
00:40:10You sound surprised.
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends.
00:40:13You've never hooked up.
00:40:14And that she isn't your type.
00:40:16Not my type.
00:40:21So, are we cool?
00:40:22Yeah.
00:40:23Yeah, yeah.
00:40:24We're cool.
00:40:25But I just...
00:40:26I don't think this is a very good idea right now.
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:29What?
00:40:30This isn't a good idea?
00:40:31Look, I just...
00:40:32Right now.
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No.
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:45Hey!
00:40:46Hey, Hayden.
00:40:47Hey, is that a stutter?
00:40:48Hey, Hayden.
00:40:49Oh.
00:40:50Just joking.
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:52Oh!
00:40:53Oh!
00:40:54Hey!
00:40:55That's...
00:40:56That's expected.
00:40:57It's really, really nice to see you.
00:40:58So, this is a great restaurant.
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options.
00:41:00Okay.
00:41:01Because, you know, uh...
00:41:02I like to take care of myself.
00:41:04As you can see.
00:41:06I...
00:41:07I did notice your pecs just now.
00:41:09Oh.
00:41:10Hey!
00:41:11Hey!
00:41:12Hey!
00:41:13Hey!
00:41:14Are you flexing?
00:41:15What are your options for?
00:41:16What are your options for something low-carb, low-fat, low-sodium, high-proof?
00:41:20Which is better?
00:41:21The bacon cheeseburger?
00:41:22Or is it a black rib?
00:41:23Cajun salmon wild-caught or farm-raised?
00:41:24Do you have chicken fingers with ranch?
00:41:25Very good.
00:41:26Organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free?
00:41:27Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:28Have you seen that?
00:41:29It's gonna look brilliant, cause I don't want any acrylics in my food.
00:41:30I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter.
00:41:31Are these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:32You're right, but people really are vain here.
00:41:33I mean, I'm not.
00:41:34I'm self-aware, which is, like, radically different.
00:41:35I mean, I'm self-conscious, conscious of self.
00:41:36Right.
00:41:37I'm self-conscious, which is a good thing, I think.
00:41:38What do you think?
00:41:39Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
00:41:40Well, I'm all about my work, and my body is my work.
00:41:41So, one might say that, yeah, I'm all about my body, but I'm all about my body, but
00:41:42in some respects that is true, but I mean, you're completely missing the point, and the point is...
00:41:44Oh, my God.
00:41:45You're right, but people really are vain here.
00:41:46I mean, I'm not.
00:41:47I'm self-aware, which is, like, radically different.
00:41:49I mean, I'm self-conscious, conscious of self.
00:41:52Right.
00:41:53Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:41:54I'm self-conscious, which is a good thing, I think.
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
00:41:57Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
00:41:58Well, I'm all about my work, and my body is my work.
00:42:00So, one might say that, yeah, I'm all about my body, but in some respects that is true, but
00:42:06I mean, you're completely missing the point, and the point is...
00:42:09I completely missed my point.
00:42:15Okay, rewind, reset.
00:42:17Look, I feel like I've got a great vibe between you and me, great energy going on here.
00:42:22So, yeah, okay, I get it.
00:42:25So, let's lay the facts down.
00:42:27You want to be with me, and vice versa.
00:42:29That much is clear.
00:42:30But my work always comes first.
00:42:32I need to lay that down right off the bat.
00:42:34Basically, my body comes before you.
00:42:37He seems perfect.
00:42:39Good-looking, somewhat single-minded, somewhat vain, and not too bright.
00:42:45No promise of a great romance.
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy.
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt.
00:42:52But is this right for me?
00:42:54I'm kind of sensing a pattern here.
00:42:58You've got this great, beautiful chest on you, with great definition.
00:43:02Would you probably bench press quite a bit, right?
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right, because he's always right about that kind of stuff.
00:43:15Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or...
00:43:17I need a sign.
00:43:18Is this right for me?
00:43:20I've got this great idea.
00:43:21I know you're going to love it.
00:43:22Fitness Fanatics.
00:43:23It's my reality TV show.
00:43:24Check, please.
00:43:25Is that for checks?
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hi.
00:43:28Ready, Freddy?
00:43:29We're walking, right?
00:43:30You don't want to drive?
00:43:31You guys, it's two blocks.
00:43:32They have valet parking, you know.
00:43:33So where's Holly this morning?
00:43:58so where's hallie this morning i don't know i saw her on tuesday and i haven't seen her for
00:44:05the rest of the week you know that she changed her status to it's complicated what does that mean
00:44:11it's complicated with who oh my gosh you guys the yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18he is the cutest dimple okay he's telling us to shut up his smile is his state of zen
00:44:25oh god namaste namaste you guys really do this all the time yeah i have to i'm older than you
00:44:36get fatter quicker sorry i'm late i just got your message you're late hey hey what's going on you
00:44:48guys look so serious i was telling dale about my wedding um jerusalem hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:52or groomsmen for that matter well you know we're guys we take a little bit longer with that kind
00:44:58of stuff yeah well i gotta go i have a hair appointment at two and then a couple jewelry
00:45:05design appointments wow that's so fetch congrats girl thanks girl so i'll call you later hey do
00:45:11you mind uh driving me home no yoga no we missed it um yeah i guess
00:45:18okay when did that start and did you know well i mean i kind of guessed but does she know about
00:45:27you two what's there to know hallie should know better seriously anybody that knows you would know
00:45:33that you are so hot for him becca i am not so hot for him no he's your friend and it is so typical
00:45:39of hallie she's a fame whore no she's not it's damn it she is a fame whore no she's not oh god
00:45:49hallie's just frustrating me so much right now and she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53hallie was scared for me when i had that swine flu every time i've broken up with a quasi-boyfriend
00:45:58i don't know what i would have done about that stalker if it wasn't for hallie
00:46:02i need something to take my mind off all this
00:46:06deal i don't know what i would do without you oh come on that's what friends are for
00:46:13oh honey do you like that setting yeah no i do it's nice you didn't even look no i did
00:46:19i'm looking yeah i love it it's what do you think deal oh that's beautiful yeah okay i gotta go i gotta
00:46:24go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i'm in 20 minutes late for the meeting oh look at that's
00:46:29great that was my favorite i love you i love you all right so much i love you
00:46:34shit he makes me so mad we're planning the registry for the most important day of our
00:46:40life and he just leaves maybe he's just feeling a bit of a bit of what anxiety can't believe
00:46:47you're defending him what no no no i'm i'm not defending him you just don't understand
00:46:52you can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now because you've never
00:46:56been here well that's that's true i used to think about what it'd be like to live your
00:47:02life deal just walking in your shoes nobody expects anything from you they don't no one
00:47:11expects anything from me because you don't have parents expecting babies and marriages and
00:47:16perfect husband it's really hard it's true but it doesn't mean i want to end up alone tell me
00:47:25something girl am i expecting too much it's wanting my fiancee to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33is that too much
00:47:34i don't know joe
00:47:39back at saint mary's for our first communion
00:47:41the biggest deal was finding out who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:45i dreamed of walking down the aisle with billy dobson hand in hand
00:47:51but no such luck he was paired with jill and i ended up with what's his face who picked his nose all
00:47:56the time i wonder if i'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a billy dobson of my own
00:48:02oh is this your parents yeah that's them
00:48:14and is this you with your mother yeah
00:48:19here look at this one oh that's great great with the smoke around jiver's face
00:48:28yeah so how's hallie looks like you guys are an item now huh no no not not an item definitely not
00:48:37she's a very nice girl but um she doesn't take no for an answer does she
00:48:44well you're a big boy i'm sure you can handle her
00:48:46hey um i wanted to ask you did you tell her to pursue me
00:48:51hello there miss homebody why aren't you dressed yet for what did you forget my big screen debut dale
00:49:00we're going to my la red carpet premiere hello
00:49:03what do you think johnson i think she's dead
00:49:07no excuses
00:49:13seven was supposed to tell you yeah well he didn't oh my god i did actually
00:49:18it's just that you had your head buried in those photos and you didn't notice
00:49:20well i mean can i wear this it's la you can wear whatever you want
00:49:24okay i'll just grab my purse i'll get your heels
00:49:27well hello to you too i thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31what you said you had a meeting remember when i texted you earlier
00:49:35oh yeah i did but uh but i'm done now
00:49:37hallie what's up what's going on what's going on i think i should be asking you that question
00:49:41excuse me what is going on dale
00:49:44look i'm just nothing did i did i miss something here
00:49:49wait do you like him now is that it look i'm just gonna leave all right
00:49:53of course you are zach you're a piece of crap you know that
00:49:57you're just another famous asshole guy who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01and then not call him well fuck you we're not even dating hallie i've told you that ten times
00:50:04okay look look i'm i'm just gonna leave all right dale as long as i'm here this is not gonna end well
00:50:09just leave okay
00:50:11i bet you wanted that to happen didn't you
00:50:16i'm seriously not following you halie you really need to calm down
00:50:21you put on this little woe is me act but i'm not buying it
00:50:24just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:29and who you think wants you and then shoots you down you know what don't take that out on me okay
00:50:33you play the victim thing really well but it's a load of crap
00:50:38shut up you're not my friend dale you're just like every other two-faced girl in la you just
00:50:44play it better you guys this is retarded but you're just gonna take her side i'm not taking
00:50:48anybody's side okay come on let's go touch me
00:50:52that really just happened
00:50:57this week on dirty roomies
00:51:07what are you gonna clean this up i can't live like this i made the mess i don't understand why i just have to clean it up you guys had sex
00:51:13we have to do a paper edit on these and get them to be lettered and the producers just want to see it by friday
00:51:18i think clean's overrated
00:51:20there's so much food on these i'm not pooping where i eat
00:51:23there's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27we're gonna just use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean
00:51:31so you want to talk about it
00:51:36not really
00:51:37hallie call
00:51:40no
00:51:41call her
00:51:43and say what
00:51:44i haven't done anything
00:51:45until i do it i'm not a housewife i found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49you mean my pets
00:51:50i think fleas are people too
00:51:51and they should be treated
00:51:53so i showed you're my pets
00:51:54and you're gonna kill them
00:51:55are you a murderer
00:51:56seven what do you think i should do
00:51:59be honest
00:52:01well i've been honest
00:52:04not with hallie
00:52:06with yourself
00:52:08sorry babe i cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:13and you put on your pants you look like
00:52:16you know look if finessa has a problem with it she should clean that
00:52:18hey it's dale
00:52:20listen hallie will you
00:52:22let me just call me back please
00:52:24since i have a private number hallie won't pick up
00:52:28neither will any of our friends in case it's you know someone annoying
00:52:32they will call you back
00:52:34but since we all have private numbers it's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone
00:52:39fortunately i pick up my phone
00:52:41otherwise this game of trading voicemails would never end
00:52:44hello
00:52:45hey it's hallie
00:52:46hey
00:52:48jerk off
00:52:49this guy's on his cell phone and can't drive
00:52:53sorry
00:52:56hey are you okay
00:52:58yeah i'm okay
00:53:00how are you
00:53:01hey um you want to meet up for dinner tonight and maybe just clear the air about everything
00:53:07yeah i think we should
00:53:08how does 8pm at cascade town
00:53:10all right sounds good
00:53:11great i'll meet you there
00:53:13aww you didn't think i'd forget did you
00:53:20wow they're beautiful
00:53:23thank you
00:53:24so what are big plans for tonight
00:53:27well that was um hallie she wants to uh get together and think so we can talk about everything
00:53:33i think she forgot it was my birthday though i mean it was just understandable under the circumstances
00:53:38what about the other girls
00:53:39i guess it slipped their mind
00:53:41jill's all wrapped up in her wedding and you know becca just got that huge movie so
00:53:46it's okay
00:53:47happy birthday do
00:53:49hi i have a reservation under um squire or hallie kimball
00:54:02thanks
00:54:04surprise
00:54:07you don't think you're gonna forget did you
00:54:11i kind of did
00:54:12happy birthday
00:54:13happy birthday
00:54:14all right you guys let's dance
00:54:16make a wish but don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42okay
00:54:43what could i possibly wish for
00:54:45happy birthday
00:54:53thank you
00:54:54bye
00:54:54it seems
00:54:56you feel it in your body and it comes through your face
00:55:01so take a breath and don't break
00:55:04turn your mind to move
00:55:07back and out of your way
00:55:09it's all about
00:55:10you're drunk jill
00:55:13you never cared before when i was drunk
00:55:15and it's dale's birthday for christ sakes
00:55:18all right you have got to lower your voice now
00:55:20because now you're making a scene
00:55:22you've got to relax through
00:55:24because there's nothing i've never heard before
00:55:26you are so self-centered drew
00:55:29there's bigger things happening in the world
00:55:31than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33and the nielsen ratings on the tv
00:55:35you're now officially embarrassing everybody here
00:55:38okay don't you dare
00:55:41effing tell me that i'm embarrassing you okay
00:55:44because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47a nasty ass
00:55:49sleazebag agent
00:55:51true we don't think you're a douchebag
00:55:52it's okay
00:55:52thanks
00:55:53oh where are you gonna go
00:55:55are you gonna go home
00:55:56and masturbate
00:55:57it's one of your anime porns
00:56:00it's cartoons
00:56:01he made me watch anime porn
00:56:03yeah i'm gonna go home
00:56:04and masturbate
00:56:06it's disgusting
00:56:06because it's better than anything you're giving me at home
00:56:09no because you love to masturbate
00:56:11because for you it's like having sex with somebody that you love
00:56:14yourself
00:56:15did you just make that up
00:56:16annie hall 77
00:56:17i'm going home
00:56:19you're gonna go screw one of your actresses
00:56:21one of your stupid slutty
00:56:24sleep your way to the top
00:56:26actresses
00:56:27oh man i need to go to the bathroom
00:56:32somebody can stick her on
00:56:34because now she's drunk
00:56:35and you're pissed off
00:56:37that's like the worst combination for you
00:56:39i know
00:56:40oh just
00:56:40it's okay
00:56:41i'm stuck
00:56:48i'm sorry dale
00:56:50jill you don't have to be sorry
00:56:52you just got a little wasted
00:56:53that's all
00:56:54oh i drank too much
00:56:55never drinking again
00:56:58heard that one before
00:57:00oh thank you once to marry me you guys
00:57:06and i'm getting married three weeks
00:57:09no
00:57:11don't worry about you right now
00:57:13just finish blowing chunks okay
00:57:15why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there
00:57:18i'll stay here with jill
00:57:18okay
00:57:19listen hallie
00:57:21i'm really sorry
00:57:24are we okay
00:57:25yeah we're okay
00:57:26i said a lot of things i didn't mean
00:57:27i'm sorry
00:57:28me too
00:57:29i'm so sorry
00:57:29okay
00:57:30look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39seven told me about your little surprise party
00:57:41you know it's your birthday so i wanted to come out
00:57:44see you
00:57:45i'm glad you did
00:57:48wait where are the girls
00:57:51oh my god i told everybody he jacks off
00:57:54two cartoons
00:57:57oh my god
00:57:58i am not drunk but i definitely am
00:58:02hungry
00:58:03come on let's come get something to eat i'm really hungry
00:58:06you two want to come eat
00:58:08oh no we'll stay i mean i'll i'll stay again
00:58:10i'll still stay with you
00:58:12okay
00:58:13bye
00:58:20thank you
00:58:21thank you
00:58:22going
00:58:25wow
00:58:26quite a night
00:58:27yeah definitely
00:58:29it was a birthday dance
00:58:30i don't know
00:58:32come on
00:58:33come on
00:58:34i wish that i was walking
00:58:38because i would not be stopping
00:58:43till i wake in your backyard
00:58:47till i wake in your backyard
00:58:52finally
00:58:57you're so cute
00:58:59thank you
00:59:00i knew it
00:59:03do you feel older
00:59:05yes
00:59:07so when is your chore starting
00:59:11you know we actually just had to push another month
00:59:13our chore manager totally screwed it up
00:59:16she got the dates wrong
00:59:18actually cc
00:59:19whom i think you've met
00:59:21oh
00:59:22the blonde
00:59:23yeah the blonde
00:59:24at the park and then at the show
00:59:27right you you had a thing with her right
00:59:29no
00:59:31no no no no no she works with me
00:59:33she's tour manager
00:59:35i'm not into
00:59:37guys but
00:59:38what makes you think that i was into her
00:59:41the fact that i'm now officially an idiot
00:59:44his lesbian tour manager
00:59:46it's a birthday present
00:59:58i love the way you say
01:00:02he'll bring you luck
01:00:04i thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:06i'll stay asleep here for a day or two
01:00:10i think it's
01:00:14you know it's me
01:00:17you're welcome
01:00:18thank you
01:00:19thank you
01:00:19thank you
01:00:20thank you
01:00:20thank you
01:00:22thank you
01:00:22you're not my mom
01:00:24no no no it's actually just the opposite and that's the problem
01:00:33i want that moment to last i'll do whatever you ask if you'll just bring me back
01:00:43don't get too attached dale
01:00:45come on jill we're gonna go have a sleepover at dale's tonight
01:00:50brew you okay she needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep let's go
01:00:58yeah come on babe
01:01:00oh that's disgusting
01:01:05this is definitely picture worthy
01:01:07is that her puke bucket
01:01:17okay
01:01:22that goes panties
01:01:23that feels funny
01:01:25she's a kid
01:01:29they're granny panties
01:01:30bowie
01:01:31he's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:33it's so weird getting older isn't it
01:01:38everything just changes so fast
01:01:42yeah but that's supposed to be the exciting part isn't it
01:01:45why haven't you ever dated zach
01:01:49because i never felt like i was
01:01:55good enough for him
01:01:57but you like him a lot right
01:01:59yeah
01:02:02and you think he's handsome
01:02:03yeah
01:02:05and he likes the doll ears
01:02:07yeah
01:02:08he loves bowie
01:02:10and he's one of your best friends
01:02:13mm-hmm
01:02:14so why don't you pursue him
01:02:16i always liked him
01:02:18i'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:22hallie i'm sorry if i made you feel jealous
01:02:27i mean i never
01:02:27i never meant to
01:02:29i never even knew i did
01:02:30i guess i just feel the way you felt with jp you know
01:02:34yeah i understand that
01:02:38the next morning as soon as she woke up
01:02:45jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:47not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:51true
01:02:53i'm sorry
01:02:56i'm so sorry
01:02:59i love you
01:03:06i really do love you
01:03:16me too
01:03:19smell my hair
01:03:27does it still smell like cigarettes
01:03:29no it smells like jill
01:03:32oh
01:03:33wow look at this
01:03:34party at our place
01:03:36it's only 9 a.m
01:03:37last night she was wearing
01:03:38the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties
01:03:40i've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:42oh come on seven
01:03:44we all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47please
01:03:48shut up there were my period panties
01:03:49hello
01:03:51sorry to uh just barge in like that
01:03:53but the door was open
01:03:54hey
01:03:55look i'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast
01:03:57who's in
01:03:58camp
01:03:58camp
01:03:59dale
01:04:00now don't even begin to say no
01:04:03you're coming with me
01:04:04you need the fresh air
01:04:04so does bowie
01:04:05what do you think bowie
01:04:09all right
01:04:16twist our arm
01:04:16to be my love
01:04:20be my guide
01:04:23be my shelter in the night
01:04:27be my hope
01:04:29be my truth
01:04:31i will not forget
01:04:33i will not forget you
01:04:35and through the warm
01:04:38the days of sleep
01:04:40this night's this so ragged heart
01:04:44too frail to fight
01:04:46we'll hold on to you
01:04:48till you are all i need
01:04:52i will not forget you
01:04:53to be my love
01:04:57you
01:05:04to be my love
01:05:14be my guide
01:05:16be my shelter in the night
01:05:21you know the truth
01:05:25i will not forget you
01:05:30thank you
01:05:34i think you like to go inside
01:05:35good
01:05:37go on in boy
01:05:38good job
01:05:39thanks i really needed that
01:05:41yeah
01:05:42so did i
01:05:44definitely
01:05:45look i
01:05:57can i just talk to you
01:05:59for a second dale
01:06:01just
01:06:01about you and me
01:06:03and about
01:06:03us and what's happening here
01:06:06and
01:06:06what about us
01:06:08i don't know i just
01:06:10i think i'm probably
01:06:15falling in love with you
01:06:15and i know that scares you
01:06:20and i know that makes you want to run away
01:06:21but i am not
01:06:22going anywhere
01:06:24dale
01:06:25i'm not going to die on you
01:06:27i'm not your mother
01:06:28or your father
01:06:29you're so scared of anything that's real
01:06:32and
01:06:33and i'm right here
01:06:35and i just want to know if you feel the same way
01:06:40you hooked up with one of my best friends zach
01:06:47wow
01:06:51wow i thought i understood what was going on here but i guess i was just
01:06:56i guess i was just totally wrong
01:06:58i can't believe you're saying that about me
01:07:02i can't believe you don't trust me
01:07:04i just want something real
01:07:09you know i've been chasing you for two years dale
01:07:12two years
01:07:13you know how that feels
01:07:14but i can't do it anymore
01:07:17not if you don't feel the same way about me
01:07:19goodbye dale
01:07:29i told zach i want something real
01:07:42and here i go screwing up the best chance i'll ever have at something real
01:07:47what do you think i wish for my birthday
01:07:50it starts with z and ends with hack
01:07:53and it turns out zach didn't even sleep with hallie
01:07:59but even if he had how could i blame him
01:08:05i practically pushed him into hallie's arms
01:08:08she was right
01:08:09maybe i do play the victim sometimes
01:08:11everyone's been right about me
01:08:13you're afraid of a real relationship dale
01:08:15i just put a blind eye to it
01:08:17i'm scared of getting hurt
01:08:19because he's too perfect
01:08:20i've kept zach at arm's length
01:08:22you're so afraid of getting hurt
01:08:24that you end up picking guys
01:08:25that have absolutely no substance
01:08:26am i gonna live the rest of my life
01:08:30with guys like this
01:08:31just to avoid someone real
01:08:33no
01:08:37hell no
01:08:38i'm ready to change
01:08:40if i get one more chance
01:08:43i won't screw it up again
01:08:45if i just get one more chance
01:08:48where you walk with angels
01:08:52that all surround you
01:08:55you walk with angels
01:08:59wherever you are
01:09:02you walk with angels
01:09:05angels
01:09:06angels
01:09:08i'll be right there
01:09:12what are you doing here
01:09:23i wanted to come by and talk
01:09:26look i think we've done enough talking
01:09:28so i'm really not interested in talking with you
01:09:30i just wanted to say that i understand
01:09:32that this isn't gonna work
01:09:34you and i that is
01:09:36okay
01:09:39why did you hang out with me
01:09:43because i don't want to be rude
01:09:47when you show up to my house unannounced
01:09:48like
01:09:49well like right now
01:09:50and you're like a tiger
01:09:52and
01:09:52you throw yourself at me
01:09:55and i know i'm passing the blame right now
01:09:57but it's the best i can come up with on the fly
01:09:58why aren't you with dale
01:10:03you're not the typical hollywood guy
01:10:05and she needs someone real like that
01:10:07look i really don't know what to say to that
01:10:10and dale made it pretty clear
01:10:13that she's not interested in me
01:10:14you guys just have something between you two
01:10:17i've seen guys come in and out of her life
01:10:21but i've never seen her be as comfortable
01:10:24and happy as she is when she's with you
01:10:26whatever she's going through
01:10:28please don't give up on her zach
01:10:30just let her work it out
01:10:32i'm sorry if i hurt you
01:10:38i never meant to do that
01:10:40you did
01:10:41i hurt myself
01:10:43i just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time
01:10:49can we maybe um hang out
01:10:55just like be friends and stuff
01:10:57yeah i don't see why not
01:11:00that'd be good
01:11:01okay
01:11:03good night
01:11:04can we hang out right now maybe like
01:11:07i don't think that would be a very good idea
01:11:08just come in
01:11:08no no no no we don't understand
01:11:19she wants yellow roses not red
01:11:21okay bye
01:11:22hey
01:11:23sounds like we got here just in time
01:11:26how can we help maid of honor
01:11:27i am so late
01:11:28talk to seven
01:11:29okay
01:11:30i'll be right back
01:11:31hello
01:11:33hello
01:11:34three two one
01:11:37my keys
01:11:38thank you
01:11:39three two one
01:11:43and a picture of drew's mom
01:11:45i'm gonna follow her
01:11:51make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator
01:11:53and out the front door
01:11:54today's the big day
01:12:04okay
01:12:07so the funny thing about pantyhose is
01:12:09there isn't a tag
01:12:10how do you tell which way is the front
01:12:12you really can't with these things
01:12:15hi
01:12:17is there a beautiful bride in here
01:12:19oh look at you
01:12:19nice suit
01:12:20oh shut up
01:12:21you're the one who looks beautiful
01:12:22it's your day
01:12:23gosh
01:12:24pecca what the hell are you doing
01:12:27no
01:12:28you're not wearing pantyhose
01:12:30it's hot
01:12:30take them off
01:12:31no
01:12:32ridiculous
01:12:32i'm so sorry
01:12:34oh my god
01:12:35where have you been
01:12:36we just wanted to make sure
01:12:37everything's set up
01:12:37you know perfectly
01:12:38at the reception and the dinner
01:12:39and it's great
01:12:40wow
01:12:42you look amazing
01:12:44you look like a princess
01:12:45what
01:12:47what's wrong
01:12:56don't cry
01:12:57it's just
01:12:57i've dreamed about this day my whole life
01:13:00since my first communion
01:13:02is that weird
01:13:03no hon
01:13:04we've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:06now that i'm here
01:13:08it just doesn't feel right
01:13:09everything will work out as it should
01:13:13the future kind of has a funny way of doing that
01:13:16we just have to wait and see how it all unfolds
01:13:20deep breath
01:13:27yeah
01:13:28take a deep breath
01:13:29hey
01:13:36oh wait
01:13:36what no
01:13:37no pictures
01:13:38okay
01:13:39oh you know you love it
01:13:42you like that huh
01:13:44what about here
01:13:44oh work it
01:13:46work it
01:13:46you better tag me in all these photos
01:13:48okay i like it
01:13:49what oh
01:13:49hey
01:13:51no seriously i can't find drew
01:13:53i'm sure he's just finishing getting ready
01:13:55stephan you ever think about marriage
01:13:58do i ever think about marriage
01:13:59to who you
01:14:01no never
01:14:02no
01:14:03do you ever think about
01:14:05you know having a family
01:14:06kids
01:14:07yeah i mean i don't want to
01:14:09do you ever think about marrying a guy
01:14:11maybe
01:14:12if they ever make it legal
01:14:15or if i ever move to canada
01:14:17all right
01:14:19what about you dale
01:14:21do you ever want to get married
01:14:23excuse me dale
01:14:26hi
01:14:27we're gonna close the front door just now
01:14:29uh can i get a picture please
01:14:30uh sure
01:14:31princess picture pants here
01:14:33she loves taking photos
01:14:34it's their wedding gift
01:14:35especially of hot guys
01:14:37no i'm just kidding
01:14:38uh-huh uh-huh i like it
01:14:41um are they ready
01:14:44uh i think so
01:14:45just give us two seconds
01:14:46okay i'll go get drew
01:14:48do one shirtless
01:14:49okay
01:14:50hey we ready
01:14:52no
01:14:54what do you mean no
01:14:55well we're waiting on drew
01:14:56oh so typical
01:14:58drew left no explanation with anyone
01:15:19i guess he felt he didn't need to since
01:15:22he never actually asked jill to marry him in the first place
01:15:24but as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for jill
01:15:28deep down i don't think she was surprised
01:15:31you can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome
01:15:36perhaps at one point drew did love her
01:15:40you just forgot why
01:15:42what now
01:15:52do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza
01:15:55honey i think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza
01:15:58how about a double jack on the rocks huh
01:16:00uh excuse me jill i
01:16:04i just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long i'll be there if you
01:16:09need to speak about anything or talk get things off your mind and
01:16:11i am i don't mean to have to do this it's kind of required uh
01:16:16this is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything and
01:16:21this is a poison control probably might need that i don't know
01:16:24yeah good news is we have singles night at tuesdays down in the basement
01:16:28and we like to dance around it's a lot of fun i'm here to the church but i dance and look
01:16:32and if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider they can just oh come to my
01:16:37office thank you father you're welcome thank you thank you very much
01:16:41it's not him
01:16:43he's gone
01:16:47let's go see mommy and daddy okay
01:16:57look katie it's a bride it's a bride
01:17:01come on
01:17:02i'm gonna be a bride one day too this is what my dress is gonna look like like it
01:17:08yes very pretty
01:17:10thanks today's my first communion
01:17:12hey my veil's the same as yours
01:17:15oh you're right
01:17:17it is
01:17:18you're very pretty
01:17:19thank you
01:17:21are you the boy
01:17:24yes
01:17:27you don't look as pretty as the bride
01:17:29bye bye
01:17:30story of my life
01:17:33okay
01:17:36come on
01:17:38hey are you waiting for them
01:17:40if you give us a ride i'll make it worth your while
01:17:42listen dale i'm too tired to drive
01:17:43will you drive my car home
01:17:45uh seven
01:17:46okay
01:17:50boys
01:17:54dale
01:17:57catch
01:17:59catch
01:17:59catch
01:18:03catch
01:18:05catch
01:18:07catch
01:18:11catch
01:18:12catch
01:18:13catch
01:18:14catch
01:18:15catch
01:18:17catch
01:18:19catch
01:18:20catch
01:18:21catch
01:18:22catch
01:18:23catch
01:18:24catch
01:18:25catch
01:18:26catch
01:18:27catch
01:18:28catch
01:18:29catch
01:18:30catch
01:18:31catch
01:18:32catch
01:18:33catch
01:18:34catch
01:18:35catch
01:18:36catch
01:18:37catch
01:18:38catch
01:18:39catch
01:18:40catch
01:18:41catch
01:18:42catch
01:18:43catch
01:18:44Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face
01:18:50An uncertain but promising future
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:18Love is alive
01:19:24Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a fool
01:19:37And the stealing of hearts tonight
01:19:44You walk with angels
01:19:55You walk with angels
01:20:02With angels
01:20:04Angels
01:20:05Wherever you are
01:20:10You walk with angels
01:20:15With angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:18Wherever you are
01:20:22Wherever you are
01:20:29You walk with angels
01:20:40Your love is a candle
01:21:00That I need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:05Your love is what I'm
01:21:10Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:14All that I needed to find
01:21:19You've always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Thought all right
01:21:35Stars will make believe
01:21:38But you rock me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a star
01:21:47Your love is what I need
01:21:58Your love is the mountain that takes all my troubles and makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like God to me
01:22:03One perfect remedy
01:22:04One perfect remedy
01:22:05Made for myself
01:22:06Made for myself
01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake
01:22:12Straight to you
01:22:14It's the first time I'm always the first time I saw you
01:22:21It's the first time I saw you
01:22:22It's the first time I saw you
01:22:22It's the first time I saw you
01:22:23It took this slow down in the world
01:22:26Thought all right
01:22:28Stars will make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes were seen
01:22:37My eyes were seen
01:22:38The love I believe
01:22:40And it's always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47The most rarely single
01:22:49Will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53I
01:22:56Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:00Something slow down in the world
01:23:05Thought all right
01:23:07Stars will make believe
01:23:09But you rocked me wherever
01:23:12You rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15The first time I saw you
01:23:19Something slow down in the world
01:23:23Thought all right
01:23:25Stars will make believe
01:23:28But you rocked me wherever
01:23:30You rocked me wherever
01:23:31You rocked me wherever
01:23:35You rocked me wherever
01:23:36You rocked me wherever
01:23:39You rocked me wherever
01:23:40You rocked me wherever
01:23:41You rocked me wherever
01:23:42You rocked me wherever
01:23:43You rocked me wherever
01:23:44You rocked me wherever
01:23:45You rocked me wherever
01:23:46You rocked me wherever
01:23:47You rocked me wherever
01:23:48You rocked me wherever
01:23:49You rocked me wherever
01:23:50You rocked me wherever
01:23:51You rocked me wherever
01:23:52You rocked me wherever
01:23:53You rocked me wherever
01:23:54You rocked me wherever
01:23:55You rocked me wherever
01:23:56You rocked me wherever
01:23:57You rocked me wherever you were
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