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00:00:00I didn't feel good or proud of the journey that Harold and I were starting on, but I saw no
00:00:05alternative.
00:00:06This was our way out, and as best as I could figure, it was our only way out.
00:00:11Granted, it was a drastic step, but sometimes drastic circumstances call for drastic measures.
00:00:17In other words, sometimes you gotta stick your neck out.
00:00:20Of course, if things didn't work out, if the shit hit the fan, well, I was willing to suffer the
00:00:24consequences.
00:00:25I mean, I prefer not to, but I figure that's just part of the game.
00:00:28If you're gonna put your butt out on the line, chances are your butt's gonna get bit off.
00:00:37How you feeling?
00:00:43Pretty good.
00:00:45No, I mean, how you feeling?
00:00:49Uh, I'm trying not to think about it.
00:00:53Sounds like you're doing a pretty good job.
00:01:05Would you give me those before you get them all messed up?
00:01:08Give me them.
00:01:09Come on.
00:01:10I'm just a little nervous, okay?
00:01:14Well, then you got the right feeling.
00:01:25That sign ought to say in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:29Middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:31Looking pretty funny.
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Listen, something goes wrong.
00:01:36You're gonna take care of your own ass.
00:01:38Good job.
00:01:39Okay, man.
00:01:39You're gonna cover yourself.
00:01:40Chuck, you said nothing could go wrong.
00:01:44I said chances are nothing will go wrong, Harold.
00:01:48But you never know.
00:01:50You're gonna have to expect the unexpected.
00:01:53That right there will be our phrase for the day.
00:01:58Joe, remember when we were a little kid on the radio, guy on the radio, say like today's
00:02:04color is like purple or something like that, trying to get ready to go to school and you
00:02:08didn't have nothing purple to wear?
00:02:10So you'd have to go like tearing through the house looking for something purple, like
00:02:13a purple shirt or something.
00:02:14Harold, let's not worry about that right now.
00:02:16Oh, sorry, thank you, guys.
00:02:21The cards are all messed up.
00:03:00All right.
00:03:01So far, so good.
00:03:03Now remember, something goes wrong, get the car back to the hangar and strip it down, all
00:03:07right?
00:03:08You know the drill.
00:03:08Yeah, we've only gone over about a thousand times.
00:03:11I wonder why I'm still worried that one of us might forget something.
00:03:14And, Harold, don't keep playing with that, all right?
00:03:16Put it in your pocket.
00:03:18That thing only comes out if absolutely necessary, all right?
00:03:22I still feel a little better if maybe I had some bullets.
00:03:26Harold, bullets and a gun are potentially a dangerous combination.
00:03:29That's how people get killed, all right?
00:03:33Now, Harold, we don't want no killing, do we?
00:03:38No.
00:03:39It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:03:59It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:04:15I gave you lunch.
00:04:16It's a possessive or not.
00:04:42Uh, hurry up.
00:05:10Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:05:39Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:05:46Look at all this money.
00:05:49Okay.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:52Oh, my God.
00:06:00Hey.
00:06:05Mm-hmm.
00:06:09Oh, my God.
00:06:12Oh, my God.
00:06:14Oh, my God.
00:06:18Oh, my God.
00:06:23Ah, everybody on the floor!
00:06:28They're on the floor.
00:06:30What's everybody doing on the floor?
00:06:32The bank's being robbed.
00:06:36The bank's being robbed?
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:39By who?
00:06:40Him and his partner.
00:06:44You robbing the bank?
00:06:48Uh, yeah.
00:06:51Well, guess what? So am I.
00:06:54Well, we were here first.
00:06:57I don't believe this shit.
00:07:02Oh, Christ.
00:07:04They want to rob the bank, too.
00:07:06Yeah, the stockings are at their giveaway.
00:07:10Tell you what, I'll make this real simple.
00:07:13You hand over the money.
00:07:15And I'll forget I ever seen you.
00:07:18I ain't handing over no money.
00:07:22You ain't handing over the money.
00:07:25I want the money!
00:07:28Freeze!
00:07:29No!
00:07:31No!
00:07:41No!
00:07:48Oh!
00:07:54No!
00:07:56No!
00:07:58No!
00:07:59No!
00:08:00No!
00:08:03No!
00:08:07No!
00:08:10Ah!
00:08:10Shit!
00:08:34No!
00:08:35No!
00:08:36No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:40No!
00:08:42Oh!
00:08:44I don't remember that move!
00:08:47Yeah!
00:08:48No!
00:08:50Yeah!
00:08:53Oh!
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:27This place up pretty good, didn't you, Tammy Kay?
00:09:29Yes, sir.
00:09:32What's that?
00:09:33Sounds like somebody knocking at the door.
00:09:36Which door?
00:09:39I think it's the bathroom.
00:09:49Anybody in there?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:53Who are you?
00:09:55Chuck Betts.
00:09:57I was going to the bathroom and then I heard all this commotion outside.
00:10:02And then when I tried to get out the door, it jammed up on me.
00:10:10You all right in there?
00:10:11No, I've been wounded.
00:10:19It won't open. I already tried. It's jammed.
00:10:26All right, you just hang on. I'll get somebody to help you.
00:10:39You better come on out of there, son. You're looking wide as a sheet.
00:10:45I peeked out the window back there. I saw them jump into an old Chevy. I believe it was a
00:10:49Camaro.
00:10:50Well, they're still wearing their masks.
00:10:52No, sir. They took them off.
00:10:55You get a good look?
00:10:56Well, yes, sir. I did.
00:10:58They were, uh, two bald guys. Approximately 50 years of age.
00:11:05And one of them even had a handlebar mustache, the kind that whips and curls around.
00:11:10Amulance is here.
00:11:11All right.
00:11:13I'm gonna need to talk to you some more later, son. Why don't you go get patched up?
00:11:18All right. Thanks.
00:11:21Oh, shit.
00:11:27When you go to rob a bank, you think things might get out of hand, might get a little crazy.
00:11:32But two guys coming and robbing the same bank at the same time that you are and then getting stuck
00:11:36in the toilet?
00:11:37Now that's one situation I've never even dreamed of.
00:11:43And then when it seemed like all the weird shit that could happen had happened,
00:11:47something even weirder happened. Except this was a good weird.
00:12:01Hi.
00:12:04Hey.
00:12:05You know, I think you've got a little fever.
00:12:07I believe I do.
00:12:09Your body's probably just going through a little shock.
00:12:12Yeah, I guess.
00:12:14But that's normal.
00:12:15There's nothing to worry about.
00:12:17We're ready for this one?
00:12:20There's good looking and there's good looking.
00:12:22But this girl drifted off in a whole different category.
00:12:26She was the kind of gorgeous that make you half hope she'd ignore you.
00:12:29That way you could save yourself the terrible trouble of falling desperately in love.
00:12:33Cause let's just face it, with a girl like that, you don't believe she'd love you as much as you
00:12:38love her.
00:12:38I mean, what are the chances that that happened?
00:12:43I find out later that her name was Layla.
00:12:46And there wasn't much doubt that she could make me beg, darling, please.
00:12:57Well, yeah, I can verify the Capri.
00:13:00Well, no, I didn't see his face.
00:13:02Well, I don't know.
00:13:03Maybe the other guy ducked down the back seat or took off on foot in another vehicle.
00:13:07Oh, listen.
00:13:08I gotta go.
00:13:08I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:13:10Alright, bye.
00:13:12How are we feeling?
00:13:13I'm doing better, thanks.
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16I gotta...
00:13:17Well, I'm glad.
00:13:20Listen, do you want me to take you back to town so you can get your car?
00:13:23I'm not sure I can drive in this condition.
00:13:24I got a buddy who'll be glad to go in town and pick up my car.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:28Well, I guess you'd just as soon go home, huh?
00:13:30Yeah, I would.
00:13:31Okay.
00:13:32You need a lift?
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:36So I got assigned to Inferno right out of the police academy.
00:13:39I've been here about three months.
00:13:40Got assigned to Inferno.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:42Believe me, there weren't a lot of hands in the air when they were asking for volunteers.
00:13:46Yeah, I'll bet.
00:13:48But being out from El Paso, they decided to send me one.
00:13:51But I think it had more to do with being a woman than a room full of men who didn't
00:13:54want to go.
00:13:54That's a pretty shitty deal.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58I'll tell you one thing.
00:13:59I've watched more Wheel of Fortune than I ever thought was possible.
00:14:02Did you ever notice how skinny Vanna White's legs are?
00:14:05Yes!
00:14:06Yeah, I was just getting ready to say that.
00:14:07No.
00:14:08Wow.
00:14:08Yes, I was.
00:14:09It was on the tip of my tongue.
00:14:10Top half, big and full.
00:14:12And then she's got these skinny little legs.
00:14:15That's right.
00:14:17And does Pat Sajak remind you of a kid you would have given a lot of shit to in gym
00:14:21class?
00:14:22Well, yeah.
00:14:23I mean, he's kind of cute.
00:14:24He's kind of a nerd at the same time.
00:14:25Like, if he asked you out, you'd think about it for a few seconds, but then you'd say
00:14:28no, you had some other plans or something.
00:14:30Right.
00:14:31Oh, take a left up there.
00:14:33Uh-huh.
00:14:47Well.
00:14:48They told you I'd change that dressing and all?
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:52Because, you know, it's important to keep it clean this way.
00:14:54It's just a breeding ground for bacteria.
00:14:56Yeah, they gave me a lot of ointment and stuff.
00:14:58Mm.
00:14:59Be sure to eat right.
00:15:01You know, you lost a little blood.
00:15:02You need to eat and build everything back up.
00:15:04Yeah, I got plenty of food.
00:15:09Well, thanks again.
00:15:12Sure.
00:15:25You want to hear something funny?
00:15:27Kind of goofy?
00:15:29Sure.
00:15:31Well, I was in that hospital, right?
00:15:36This is strange for me to be saying.
00:15:38Oh, no.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:39I probably won't think it's strange.
00:15:41You sure?
00:15:42I'm sure.
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:46Well, I was on that stretcher and I had my eyes closed.
00:15:52And then when I opened up my eyes, I swear to God, I looked up at you and I thought
00:15:57I
00:15:57was looking at some kind of an angel.
00:16:04I know it's silly for me to say, but hey, that's just what I thought.
00:16:08I thought I was looking at an angel face.
00:16:11Well, thank you.
00:16:14See ya.
00:16:16Bye.
00:16:23I'm not some Romeo guy with a whole bunch of smooth lines.
00:16:27And I'd never say anything like angel face to anyone my whole life.
00:16:30But I meant it.
00:16:32Even if it did sound dumb as hell, I meant what I said about Layla's angel face.
00:16:37And I was just praying that she didn't think I was a goon for saying so.
00:16:43What a day.
00:17:04You scared me to death.
00:17:05I'm sorry.
00:17:06What are you doing sneaking around like that?
00:17:09I saw you pull up in the police car.
00:17:11I thought the jig was up.
00:17:12I had to go hide.
00:17:13Well, the jig ain't up.
00:17:14It was damn near up.
00:17:16Could be up again.
00:17:17But it ain't up now.
00:17:18No.
00:17:18It ain't up now.
00:17:19Not for the moment anyways.
00:17:23Where's the car?
00:17:25I stripped it.
00:17:26It's at the hangar.
00:17:27Damn, Harold.
00:17:28That's fast work.
00:17:29Well, my power wrench is real quick.
00:17:30I got new batteries.
00:17:32So you drove the pickup over here?
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:34Chuck, what happened to your arm?
00:17:35I got shot.
00:17:37Bullet came through the bathroom door, which is where I was...
00:17:41I...
00:17:42Now you can tell people that you've been shot during a holdup.
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:47I don't think I'll be bragging about that any time soon.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:53Why didn't they arrest you?
00:17:55I told them I was a customer.
00:17:58In there, taking a crap.
00:18:02It's a good thing you weren't in the broom closet.
00:18:06Yeah, that's a good thing.
00:18:10Well, no question about it.
00:18:12No question at all.
00:18:13All four men were working together on this one.
00:18:15You're absolutely certain of that?
00:18:17Well, that's taking my reputation on it.
00:18:19And the odds of two sets of bank robbers hitting First Inferno on the same day at exactly the same
00:18:25time have to be about a zillion to one.
00:18:27Well, yes, but the teller said that...
00:18:28Now, they came in two different automobiles.
00:18:33Uh...
00:18:34Thus doubling their chances of getting away and, uh, simultaneously creating a great deal of chaos and confusion.
00:18:41Well, that seems to have worked.
00:18:42Well, don't you worry about that.
00:18:45You'll, uh, we'll be catching these boys in short order.
00:18:50All right, well, thank you, Sheriff.
00:18:54Four men working in two pairs are responsible for the robbery.
00:18:58It is reported that they have gotten away with over $100,000.
00:19:02Now, we understand that witnesses have gotten the detailed description of both getaway cars and their license plate numbers.
00:19:08Uh, that is correct.
00:19:10We, uh, have the detailed descriptions of both cars and license plate numbers.
00:19:14And I can assure you that it won't be long until these men are brought to justice.
00:19:17Uh, now, are there any...
00:19:19$100,000.
00:19:21Shit, my ass.
00:19:23I'm telling you, Harold, there was some major cash just sitting there.
00:19:28Well, I thought you said it would only take about $80,000 to get our plane up and running.
00:19:34Yeah, well, uh, in my limited bank robbing experience,
00:19:37I found that you don't ask for what you need.
00:19:40You take whatever they got.
00:19:42And there was, like, a million, maybe $2 million.
00:19:46It was just sitting there.
00:19:48Well, the more the merrier's by as I'm concerned.
00:19:51If you think about it, you realize it ain't so great.
00:19:55It ain't.
00:19:56A couple million dollars in First Inferno?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01That don't add up.
00:20:02There ain't that much money in this part of the state.
00:20:05Let alone what?
00:20:07First Inferno?
00:20:09So what does that tell you?
00:20:11It tells me, hey, we hit the mother load.
00:20:15No.
00:20:16We didn't hit the mother load.
00:20:18We hit a pile of dirty money.
00:20:21Dirty money.
00:20:23Do you know what kind of guys look for dirty money?
00:20:28Dirty people?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Dirty guys.
00:20:34Now, here's the irony of it all, though, Harold.
00:20:39See, my bad luck being stuck in that toilet?
00:20:41Well, that actually turned out to be my good luck.
00:20:44Because the money may be dirty, but it's safe.
00:20:48How's that?
00:20:49Who would think someone would rob a bank, turn around, hide the money in the same bank?
00:20:54That's the last place they'd look.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:59Now, that's what I call ironic.
00:21:02Uh-huh.
00:21:04There is some bad news, however.
00:21:07There is?
00:21:09Shit, the money's so damn safe, I'm not sure how we're gonna get it.
00:21:13Hey, we could re-rob the bank.
00:21:18Now, once it's enough for me, my bank robbing days are behind.
00:21:24Oh, good.
00:21:28Well, you'll think of something you always do.
00:21:36Son of a bitch!
00:21:39They got it all?
00:21:40Afraid so.
00:21:41Clean sweep.
00:21:44Bastards are somewhere counting their money and having a good giggle.
00:21:48They probably figured a clearer.
00:21:49100,000, maybe.
00:21:51Well, get home with their goodie bag, and what do you know?
00:21:55Trick or treat to the tune of $3 million, damn it!
00:21:59Sheriff Gibson said he would find the money.
00:22:01It would take Gibson two hands to find his butt.
00:22:06And if you think about it, dickwad, let's say he does find it.
00:22:09What does he find?
00:22:10He finds $3 million.
00:22:14Then, whose tip is in the ringer?
00:22:17Huh?
00:22:18Whose ass is hanging out there in the breeze?
00:22:23I don't know.
00:22:24You're stupid!
00:22:26The feds will be down here and have a heartbeat,
00:22:28and they'll start asking you a few questions.
00:22:31And you'll just have to explain to them that you've been laundering a little cash.
00:22:35Yes, sir!
00:22:36And don't bother to mention my name, because I am clean as a whistle.
00:22:40I didn't touch no money!
00:22:41You think the feds will be down here?
00:22:44No.
00:22:46No.
00:22:46No.
00:22:47If there is a good and loving God, I will find the money before Gibson gets his finger out of
00:22:54his nose.
00:22:54And when I do find it, I'm going to take the sumbitches who did this to me, put their heads
00:22:59on the chopping block,
00:23:00and then just like a freaking chicken, something just dawned on me.
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:07Who knew I was running money through here?
00:23:11Me and you!
00:23:18No.
00:23:19You're not smart enough to rob your own bank,
00:23:22and put in $100,000 in insurance claims,
00:23:26and keep my three mil for your own.
00:23:30No.
00:23:32No.
00:23:37You're not.
00:23:41Because if you did and I found out about it,
00:23:43I'd gut you like a jackrabbit from your nuts to your nostrils.
00:23:50No.
00:23:53You do not have the cojones for that.
00:23:57I'll find out who did it,
00:23:58and when I do, there's going to be hell to pay.
00:24:06Ugh.
00:24:15I don't believe this.
00:24:17I'm going to end up eating a pickle and a mayo sandwich.
00:24:24Oh, man.
00:24:29Yes.
00:24:30Yes.
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:37One second, please.
00:24:41Coming!
00:24:49Hi.
00:24:50Hi.
00:24:51How you doing?
00:24:53We good.
00:24:53Come on in.
00:24:57I just got to thinking, with your arm being hurt and all,
00:24:59you might not be able to fix your own dinner,
00:25:00so I made you a little something.
00:25:04I hope you like lasagna.
00:25:06I love lasagna.
00:25:09Lasagna's like my favorite dish of all time.
00:25:11I brought some beer.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:13I like beers, too.
00:25:15Good.
00:25:18Have you got company?
00:25:19Oh, no.
00:25:21The damn hose falls off.
00:25:23The thing keeps flushing.
00:25:25I got to take the lid off.
00:25:27Then I got to fix the hose just about every damn time.
00:25:31Turn.
00:25:38She looks so beautiful.
00:25:40And I was just standing there talking about my broken toilet.
00:25:44Man, I just wanted to kill myself.
00:25:46Anyways.
00:25:49You hungry?
00:25:52You bet.
00:25:54I'm starved.
00:25:55Good.
00:25:55We can sit up right here.
00:25:56Yeah, perfect.
00:25:57Here.
00:25:58Oh, here.
00:25:58Oh, wow.
00:26:00You're the curse.
00:26:00You can't even get dressed, can you?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03The curse of inferno.
00:26:04That's what they call it.
00:26:06What's that mean, the curse of inferno?
00:26:08Well, pretty much everybody who lives here would prefer to be living somewhere else.
00:26:13But the curse is you can't leave inferno.
00:26:16You can't leave?
00:26:17Well, you can.
00:26:18I mean, you're free to go.
00:26:19But something always happens to keep you here.
00:26:21That right there's the curse.
00:26:23That's just so weird.
00:26:25Most people work for Moe's huddle.
00:26:27The rich guy.
00:26:29Richest man in this part of Texas.
00:26:31And Moe's pace folks just enough to keep them hanging on.
00:26:35But not enough so they can get ahead or get out.
00:26:38That go for you, too?
00:26:40You want to leave inferno?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:42And the worst way, sometimes I wake up in the morning and got my eyes shut.
00:26:47And I think, let me just open up my eyes and find myself anywhere else but here.
00:26:51And then you open your eyes.
00:26:54And I ain't moved.
00:26:57I'm in the same place, singing the same song, going nowhere fast.
00:27:03Well, it seems to me you need to do a little more than just close your eyes and hope.
00:27:06Well, I got a whole plan.
00:27:08I bought myself a sweet little Beach 18.
00:27:12A Beach 18?
00:27:14It's an airplane.
00:27:20It's a beauty, isn't she?
00:27:21Oh, yeah.
00:27:22So you look at this plane and you are looking at a real piece of aviation history.
00:27:27It's not some fancy streamlined number with all flash and gadgets, no.
00:27:32This right here is a workhorse.
00:27:34This is built to get the job done.
00:27:36Well, I'll take solid and reliable for fancy any day.
00:27:40Me too, absolutely.
00:27:43So can we go for a ride?
00:27:46A ride?
00:27:48Yeah, could we?
00:27:49You mean like up in the air?
00:27:51Yeah, like flying.
00:27:53No, she can't fly.
00:27:55She can't fly?
00:27:57Radial engines, they're a real pain.
00:28:00The right one's got no compression.
00:28:02I also got a little throttle linkage problem.
00:28:04The throttle won't advance.
00:28:06Of course, if the throttle did advance, it wouldn't matter much.
00:28:10Because you still have the ride engine problem.
00:28:12Exactly.
00:28:13But Harold, he's got it under control.
00:28:14Just needs a little work.
00:28:16Get some money for some parts.
00:28:17We'll be up in business.
00:28:26We could taxi if you'd like.
00:28:29Well, I'd love to taxi.
00:28:34Working for moles is saving enough money to pay for my training.
00:28:37I got all my hours so I could fly left seat.
00:28:40And on days I wasn't working for him, I was over at Shreveport
00:28:43flying for some other people, making a little extra cash.
00:28:47That's very ambitious.
00:28:48Maybe a little too ambitious for some people.
00:28:51What does that mean?
00:28:52Well, this used to be moles' plane.
00:28:55He bought a new one so he didn't use this one anymore.
00:28:57So he decided to sell it.
00:28:59Well, nobody needs two planes.
00:29:01That's right.
00:29:02So I saved enough money to make a down payment and get a loan.
00:29:06But then when he found out it was me buying the plane, he got all pissed off.
00:29:10You know, like I'd overstep my boundaries.
00:29:13Are you kidding me?
00:29:14No.
00:29:15So he let me buy the plane, then he turned around and he canned me.
00:29:18He fired you?
00:29:20So I got the plane.
00:29:21But after I make my monthly payment, I ain't got enough money to get her up and running.
00:29:26I hate that guy.
00:29:28You and me both.
00:29:32How much would it cost to get the plane and work in order?
00:29:35About 80 grand.
00:29:38You know, that kind of money is a little hard to come by.
00:29:41Yeah, well, if moles would have kept me on slowly but surely I had the money.
00:29:44Huh.
00:29:46Cheers.
00:29:47Well, let's say you did get the money, right?
00:29:51And you got the plane up and running.
00:29:53What would you do then?
00:29:55Me and Harold.
00:29:57We're going down to the Caribbean islands and we're going to start our own charter plane business.
00:30:02We're going to fly people from the mainland to the smaller islands back and forth.
00:30:08Well, that's a great idea.
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12I thought so.
00:30:14But I have the curse of Inferno hanging over me.
00:30:21Well, you never know. Things could change.
00:30:25We could talk forever.
00:30:27About something. Or about nothing at all.
00:30:30It didn't really matter much.
00:30:31Time just sort of evaporated and I wish that the whole world would just go away.
00:30:36So we could be alone together. Forever.
00:30:42Oh.
00:30:44I love this song.
00:30:48Do you like it?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:53Are you interested in dancing?
00:30:57I'm not much of a dancer.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03I'd love to dance.
00:31:08Our bodies were a perfect fit.
00:31:10They were like designed to be pressed together.
00:31:13I felt silly and I wasn't going to burn out anything stupid like I had earlier that day.
00:31:18But I knew Layla was the one that was clear and simple.
00:31:21Now I just had to figure a way to keep her in my life.
00:31:50of course there still was one small problem
00:31:52start tomorrow morning Layla had to go back to work back looking for the guys who robbed first
00:31:58Inferno Bank and as luck would have it well I was one of those guys but I decided to close
00:32:04my eyes
00:32:05worry about that in the morning
00:32:20remove the dirt particle from the fiber that is the most important step in carpet cleaning
00:32:26lifting the dirt away without damaging now Harold do you feel the dirt becoming disengaged
00:32:34from the carpet fiber I think so feel it massage the carpet feel the dirt separate
00:32:42I think I do feel it now thank you now let's see if your carpet is dry okay you see
00:32:55it can feel dry
00:32:56on top but is it dry deep down that is the question well yes I think it's dry now we
00:33:08are ready to lift
00:33:09and suck well then I guess one of us should have stayed on her knees I do not appreciate that
00:33:17kind
00:33:17of vulgarity and there is no room for humor in the carpet cleaning and restoration business do I make
00:33:23myself clear yes sir vacuum please
00:33:34think about the nap always move with the nap never against the nap you do not want to damage
00:33:43or abuse the fiber move gently with the nap not like no no that's right but like with the nap
00:33:55come on
00:33:55Harold with the nap good with the nap the mobile unit is a very valuable piece of equipment do not
00:34:07I repeat
00:34:08do not park it next to other vehicles if you must park in a parking lot park it in a
00:34:14far corner away
00:34:15from the other vehicles I do not want to see any dings any dings will be deducted from your paycheck
00:34:23and
00:34:23dings ain't cheap understood understood you have your calls yes we do remember be cheerful big smile big smile
00:34:33big smile very good big smile good against the nap with the nap with the nap
00:34:54keep her under 50
00:35:12now use your phone please is it local no ma'am I'm calling china yes it's local it's in there
00:35:20but
00:35:20don't take long I'm expecting a very important phone call it'll only be a second ma'am mm-hmm
00:35:41hello is this person for no bank I have some very exciting news for you
00:35:49yes your name has been drawn and your bank has won free carpet and shampoo rejuvenating treatment
00:35:55that is correct oh what a tangle webbed I started to weave but if I did say so myself it
00:36:02was one
00:36:02beauty of an idea and it spared us the terrible task of re-robin the bank which was a good
00:36:07thing
00:36:07because I wasn't up for going through that again in fact as far as I was concerned the sooner we
00:36:13can
00:36:14get out of the business of being criminals the better layla and I saw each other as often as
00:36:22humanly possible we'd arrange to meet for breakfast for a cup of coffee in the afternoons anywhere and
00:36:28everywhere as often as we could unfortunately the conversation sometimes turned toward the issue of
00:36:34her work and these talks they made me more than a little uncomfortable I was thinking that maybe
00:36:42they weren't working together you know what I mean that there were two parties at two and they just
00:36:47happened to rob the same bank at the same time well I don't know does it make sense I wanted
00:36:54to be
00:36:54helpful but of course I don't want to be too helpful it seems like the odds might be against it
00:37:00a little
00:37:00I mean two pairs of robbers showing up all at the same time coincidentally you know yeah I'd have
00:37:07to say and this is just by me guessing that they were probably all working together all four and for
00:37:13my money I bet they're long gone I don't know it should be a real feather in my cap if
00:37:19I caught them
00:37:22I mean they have to pay for their crime one way or another they have to pay I can't argue
00:37:27with that
00:37:28I was hoping she was wrong but I had a feeling she was right one way or another you have
00:37:32to pay for
00:37:33your crime I sure am having a good time me too as a matter of fact I'm having the time
00:37:40of my life
00:37:41me too
00:37:45do you want to go take a walk
00:37:48where to I don't know I just thought we could take a walk
00:37:52okay let's take a walk
00:37:54yeah
00:37:55okay come on
00:37:56come on
00:38:04you know I wouldn't mind having that little police uniform wadded up in a ball at the foot of my
00:38:11bed
00:38:15Chucky boy what a putz it was Chuck that was in the commode the day the bank got hit some
00:38:21girls just love losers
00:38:24maybe I should have been a loser might have gotten laid more
00:38:31no probably not sorry I didn't know you were waiting
00:39:00no I've been in constant touch with Sheriff Gibson he's following up on that lead in Houston two guys
00:39:06with lengthy records spending cash buying new cars stuff like that
00:39:13you ever see one of those geeks at a carnival bite their heads off a lot of chickens
00:39:20yeah yeah that's good yeah how could a guy bite the heads off a live chicken wonder what drives him
00:39:27to it
00:39:27to just chew on a live chicken head
00:39:32you know I can tell you why
00:39:39it's this kind of aggravation
00:39:43because at this very minute I could myself clamp my teeth right down on some poor little unsuspecting chicken
00:39:53never think twice about it
00:39:56why I can tell you because I'm pissed off
00:40:11what the hell is going on around here
00:40:17we're getting the carpets cleaned
00:40:19carpets cleaned
00:40:20who by
00:40:20the guy a wizard
00:40:22stupid guy with a funny truck
00:40:24yeah
00:40:24how'd all this come about
00:40:26one of my assistant managers got a phone call and it seems we won a free carpet cleaning
00:40:31won a free carpet cleaning
00:40:33yes I believe they picked the numbers out of a hat
00:40:35yeah and I believe I know whose hat that is
00:40:51this guy used to rest room
00:40:54go ahead
00:40:55thank you
00:40:56thank you
00:41:03where the hell
00:41:07I don't believe
00:41:12hey everything okay in there
00:41:14yeah
00:41:17nothing broken nobody hurt
00:41:22this damn bathroom's nothing but trouble
00:41:31yes
00:41:34oh yes
00:41:39hey
00:41:40how's it going
00:41:41pretty good
00:41:42right
00:41:43this part where people walk in and out is kind of a bitch but I'm gonna get it
00:41:46hey Harold
00:41:46forget the rug
00:41:47that ain't why we're here
00:41:49okay
00:41:49let's go
00:42:05that's a lot smarter than I gave him credit for
00:42:12maybe he should have fired his ass after all
00:42:20no
00:42:20no
00:42:21let's follow him
00:42:23not too close
00:42:24let him get out of town
00:42:30I just wish there was a way we can leave the rest of the money behind
00:42:34you know I mean we use what we need to get the plane up and running
00:42:38then if we could just send the rest of the money back
00:42:42what we could do what people do with their kids when they don't want them
00:42:45hmm
00:42:45what's sad
00:42:47well you put them in a blanket
00:42:48on the front porch you ring the doorbell
00:42:51you haul ass
00:42:53somebody comes out
00:42:53and they see the blanket
00:42:55they get all nervous
00:42:56cause they think there's gonna be a kid crying and crapping all over the place
00:43:01then it turns out to be like a million dollars and they go holy shit this ain't a kid it's
00:43:07like a million bucks
00:43:08what do you think of that idea
00:43:11you lost me right after you ring the doorbell
00:43:14speed up
00:43:18you're speeding up
00:43:20huh
00:43:20uh yeah
00:43:26you might not have to worry about giving that money away after all
00:43:29you're probably not mad
00:43:32watch it watch it watch it watch the arrow watch it
00:43:35oh shi
00:43:36take it down
00:43:39hey
00:43:41hey
00:43:42hey
00:43:43hey
00:43:44hey
00:43:50hey
00:43:51hey
00:43:51hey
00:43:51hey
00:43:51hey
00:43:51oh
00:43:55hey
00:43:55yeah
00:43:57yeah damn that was good driving Harold
00:44:01shit here they come
00:44:04hey
00:44:06damn
00:44:09we're on the side we're on the side look out
00:44:38Get away from there.
00:44:40Come on, get it.
00:44:42Keep your mouth shut.
00:44:58He's kind of playing hell with the wizard mobile unit.
00:45:02Yeah, kind of.
00:45:10Got something.
00:45:14It's about time.
00:45:27Holy shit.
00:45:30Where's the money?
00:45:31I don't know.
00:45:36Okay.
00:45:38All right.
00:45:38All right, here we go.
00:45:47Chuck?
00:45:49Are you messing with me?
00:45:51Are you trying to push my button because if you are, you are doing a wing-ding of a job?
00:45:55No, sir.
00:45:56I'm not trying to push your button.
00:45:58I'll tell you one thing I know.
00:45:59You've got three million dollars of my money.
00:46:03But I thought the money was the...
00:46:04I'll do the talking here.
00:46:06I'm a patient man.
00:46:08Now, see, I appreciate a smart plan.
00:46:12Yes, sir.
00:46:13And that business of you robbing that bank and leaving the money there is a gem.
00:46:18Hmm?
00:46:19Yes.
00:46:20And the decoy business today, I mean, that's smart stuff.
00:46:24You're shrewd, Chuckie.
00:46:26Thank you, sir.
00:46:27That was my idea.
00:46:29Shut up.
00:46:30You ever heard the saying, don't fuck with the truck when you're driving the Jeep?
00:46:35No, I don't believe I have.
00:46:37What that means is, I could kill you right now if I thought you'd get me closer to my money.
00:46:44I'd just slit you gullet like a bag of marbles. Watch your guts roll out on the ground.
00:46:50Now, any part of that I just said you don't understand?
00:46:53The part with the truck and the Jeep?
00:46:55Shut up!
00:46:56No, I think I got it all.
00:46:58You got 48 hours, peckerhead.
00:47:0048 hours.
00:47:01That's what you got until I see my money again or I turn you into fertilizer mix.
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:11Now get away from my car.
00:47:33Where'd all the shredded newspaper come from?
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:38Where'd the money go?
00:47:41Not a clue.
00:47:47Go, go.
00:48:07That was the best place.
00:48:11I don't know you.
00:48:12Go, go.
00:48:12Go, go.
00:48:13Go, go.
00:48:14Go, go, go.
00:48:15Go, go.
00:48:16Go, go, go, go.
00:48:17Go, go, go.
00:48:17My van.
00:48:19Here's your head.
00:48:21Out of my sight! Out of my sight!
00:48:24You monsters! You monsters!
00:48:27Chuck! Chuck, what about the uniforms?
00:48:31Come on.
00:49:01You got any ideas?
00:49:02Not one. And what's more is I don't care.
00:49:06The less we know, the better off we are.
00:49:09How's that?
00:49:10We don't have the money, don't know where the money is.
00:49:13That's about as close as innocence we're going to get.
00:49:15But, it's kind of, it's all kind of ironic, ain't it?
00:49:27Yeah, it's kind of ironic.
00:49:32It does mean one thing, Chuck.
00:49:37We ain't leaving Inferno.
00:49:40We ain't gonna open up our charter playing business.
00:49:45In all the craziness and confusion,
00:49:47I almost forgot why we even wanted the money in the first place.
00:49:51And leave it to Harold to remember that we had a dream.
00:49:54You got that right, Harold.
00:49:56We ain't leaving Inferno.
00:49:59We ain't got our carpet cleaning jobs either.
00:50:02Nope.
00:50:05Basically, we ain't got shit.
00:50:09That pretty much sums it up, Harold.
00:50:11That pretty much sums it up, Harold.
00:50:40You, folks.
00:50:41Don't mess it up.
00:50:42See ya.
00:50:44See ya.
00:50:49It was wrong to rob the bank. I knew that from the get-go.
00:50:53I figured some shit might come down, but I had no idea as to what kind of shit or how
00:50:57much.
00:50:58Still, the money was behind me, and I was glad of that.
00:51:01Of course, if I did learn anything from this experience,
00:51:04it was that things are seldom as they appeared to be.
00:51:08Shit.
00:51:13Welcome home, honey.
00:51:15I can see you did a little redecorating.
00:51:17Yeah, I did. How do you like it?
00:51:18To tell you the truth, I'm not sure the table's in the right place.
00:51:24You know, there's a nasty rumor going around about you.
00:51:27Is that so?
00:51:28You don't get lippin' with me, boy.
00:51:30You get lippin' with me and you'll have to get your head busted.
00:51:32And I'm thinking you've been messed up enough in the last 24 hours.
00:51:38I ain't got no fingerprints.
00:51:40No hard evidence.
00:51:43But what I do have is instincts.
00:51:49And right now, my instincts are telling me that you had something to do with that bank.
00:51:54I already told you.
00:51:55I was in the bank doing some business.
00:51:57And while I was in there, I went to the bathroom and I heard all the commotion outside.
00:52:03Yeah.
00:52:04I checked.
00:52:05And you don't even have an account in first inferno.
00:52:08Well, I know that.
00:52:09I was there to open an account.
00:52:14I could haul your skinny little white butt in the jail if I wanted to.
00:52:17Yeah.
00:52:18On what charges, sir?
00:52:20Oh, I could think of some if I had to.
00:52:24But I think I'll just hang around here and keep an eye on you and let you mess up.
00:52:31Or you will mess up.
00:52:34I'm sure of that.
00:52:40You're gonna fix that toilet, boy.
00:52:50Oh, my God.
00:52:55It's back.
00:53:02It says here the Cessna Caravan costs like $1.3 million each 12.
00:53:08That's amazing.
00:53:09Mm-hmm.
00:53:12Well, I'm a little partial to this one-seater myself.
00:53:16You are, are you?
00:53:18I am.
00:53:21What happened to your head again?
00:53:23A vacuum cleaner hose flew up, hit me on the head.
00:53:27Well, that carpet cleaning's a dangerous business.
00:53:30Yes.
00:53:31Hmm.
00:53:36Here again was the trouble of telling one fib.
00:53:39One leads to two leads to four leads to eight to sixteen and so on.
00:53:43Lying to Layla ruined the thing I liked best about her.
00:53:47Well, second thing I liked best about Layla and that was our ability to talk.
00:53:51It was all screwed up and I wasn't sure how I was gonna fix it.
00:53:55But I was gonna find a way at some point.
00:53:57I wasn't sure when, but I was gonna spill the beans and come clean with Layla.
00:54:02But not right this very second.
00:54:12You prepper?
00:54:13Yeah, and baggies all nice and neat.
00:54:16Got any ideas to put it there?
00:54:17Nope, but I do know one thing.
00:54:19What's that?
00:54:20Somebody out there knows a whole lot more than we do.
00:54:23Yeah, that would make sense.
00:54:36How are you gonna do this?
00:54:38I thought I'd tell Sheriff Gibson that I found it in a trash barrel.
00:54:42It's gonna sound a little fishy, but what does he care he's gonna get his money back?
00:54:47What about moles?
00:54:49Oh.
00:54:50Now moles.
00:54:52That man's gonna wanna kick my ass.
00:54:55But hey, once the money's out of my hands, the money's out of my hands.
00:55:00I can't give the man something I don't got.
00:55:03You gonna give him every last penny?
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08Every last penny.
00:55:11It's the best thing, Harold.
00:55:14Whatever you say.
00:55:31A trash barrel.
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:34A big ol' oil drum.
00:55:36In fact, I was about to pour some oil in there, and I looked down.
00:55:40It's a lucky thing I did.
00:55:41Yeah, lucky thing.
00:55:43And there was all this cash.
00:55:45It was just sitting there.
00:55:48Well, just how much cash is all this cash?
00:55:52Well, that's another thing we need to talk about.
00:55:59Oh.
00:55:59Oh.
00:56:01Sorry, Harold.
00:56:02A little jumpy, aren't we?
00:56:03Hi, Layla. I didn't see you. You know, you caught me off guard.
00:56:06Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:56:08What are you doing?
00:56:09I'm just waiting on Chuck.
00:56:11Where is he? I've been trying to find him.
00:56:13He's over there.
00:56:18What's he doing?
00:56:19Oh, well, he's just taking care of some business that needed straightening out.
00:56:27What kind of business?
00:56:30Well, I'm afraid I can't say, Layla.
00:56:34You can't say?
00:56:37Nope.
00:56:38It's personal.
00:56:40You understand.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:45Bye.
00:56:47Where's the money now, boy?
00:56:49It's nice and safe.
00:56:51But I do have one major concern.
00:56:54I know there's a few people in this town that might think that I had something to do with the
00:56:57bank being robbed.
00:56:59Yeah, some people might have some suspicions.
00:57:01Right.
00:57:02The coincidence of me being stuck in the toilet and me being the one who found the money.
00:57:07They might be a little more inclined to think that I'm the guy who did it.
00:57:11They might.
00:57:14Look, I'm just trying to do the above-the-board thing here.
00:57:18And I would like your word that my good deed won't cause me any punishment or harm.
00:57:23Or to be more specific, I don't want to do any jail time.
00:57:27Let me tell you this, boy.
00:57:29You get that money back to me, all three million dollars of it, and you can walk out of here
00:57:35a free man.
00:57:37Well, then I'd have to say we're in business, Sheriff Gibson.
00:57:43Now, here's what we're gonna do.
00:57:46Are you sure that money's safe?
00:57:48Yeah.
00:57:49All right.
00:57:51Eight o'clock tonight, you meet me over to Caravan Hotel.
00:57:54You know where the caravan is?
00:57:55Out on Highway 5.
00:57:57That's right.
00:57:58You meet me there.
00:58:01With the money.
00:58:02Why are we meeting there?
00:58:04Well, there's a lot of funny business going on here lately, son.
00:58:07Money showing up.
00:58:09Money disappearing.
00:58:10I just want to be real extra careful.
00:58:14I see.
00:58:14I mean, the Caravan Hotel is in the middle of nowhere.
00:58:18Anything screwy going on, I'm gonna be able to see you coming.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:25Eight o'clock.
00:58:26You come along.
00:58:28All right.
00:58:29Thank you, Sheriff Gibson.
00:58:39Now, you're getting real close to the edge here, boy.
00:58:42So don't fuck it up.
00:58:51I think that's a very smart idea.
00:58:54Oh, thank you.
00:58:57Right here?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:59:00Hmm.
00:59:01People don't think ahead.
00:59:03That's their trouble.
00:59:06They walk in here on December the 15th and bemoan the fact that they haven't set up their Christmas savings
00:59:11account.
00:59:12They blame me for not telling them.
00:59:15Well, I'm not gonna be one of those people.
00:59:19No.
00:59:20You won't.
00:59:21And I respect that.
00:59:25I respect someone who knows the importance of thinking ahead and putting something aside.
00:59:32Those are admirable traits.
00:59:37Whoa.
00:59:39Uh, wait.
00:59:40Just one second.
00:59:42Sorry.
00:59:43That's okay.
00:59:44I was just leaving.
00:59:46Miss Moans was just opening up her new Christmas savings account, something I'd be willing to bet you have neglected
00:59:52to do.
00:59:54Yeah.
00:59:56Okay.
00:59:57I'll be on my way.
01:00:04I'll be seeing you.
01:00:06Bye.
01:00:12She didn't say anything, did she?
01:00:15Did she ask any questions?
01:00:18No.
01:00:19She just set up her Christmas savings account, that's all.
01:00:33Kid cracked just like I said he would.
01:00:35Cracked?
01:00:35Oh, yeah.
01:00:36That little turd that had the bunny all along.
01:00:39And just like I predicted, that visit to his house, that shook him up quite a bit.
01:00:43I mean, I scared the bejeebers out of him.
01:00:45I let him know what life would be like with me shining a flashlight up his ass every 30 minutes.
01:00:50Sounds unpleasant.
01:00:51Oh, it is.
01:00:52It is very unpleasant.
01:00:54So what's next?
01:00:55You can call the straight border after you.
01:00:58You got some flight out this evening, anytime after 10 o'clock.
01:01:01Two seats.
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:10Angel call Montgomery.
01:01:12The bird has the worm.
01:01:13We gotta move fast.
01:01:14I need backup.
01:01:17Always been my problem.
01:01:20I'm too nice.
01:01:24I am too lenient with people.
01:01:29I let them slide when I want to stand on their fucking neck.
01:01:33You know what I mean?
01:01:34Absolutely.
01:01:35Two nights.
01:01:37Yeah.
01:01:37You're nice to people.
01:01:38Comes back.
01:01:39Bites your ass.
01:01:43I gave Chucky 48 hours.
01:01:46I should've given him 15 minutes.
01:01:48See, I've been thinking.
01:01:50Got the old brain working.
01:01:53Do you know what it tells me?
01:01:54No.
01:01:56Two and two is four.
01:02:01Chuck robbed the bank.
01:02:04Chuck left the money in the bank.
01:02:07That's pretty smart.
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:10But he didn't have it when we picked him up.
01:02:13No, no.
01:02:14So, who got in the bank?
01:02:18Who got past the police barricades?
01:02:22Who had that kind of access?
01:02:27I'll tell you who.
01:02:28His little girlfriend.
01:02:32I'll bet you anything she has my money.
01:02:35Or she sure as shit knows where it is.
01:02:38That's why we're going to pay her a little visit.
01:02:42Come on!
01:02:51You're not Layla?
01:02:53No shit.
01:02:55Is she around?
01:02:57Could be.
01:02:58Who's asking?
01:03:00Just tell her Chuck's here.
01:03:03You Chuck?
01:03:06Yeah.
01:03:07Meet Chuck.
01:03:08Who are you?
01:03:18Chuck!
01:03:20Layla.
01:03:21It was like my antenna had blown over.
01:03:24All channels were out.
01:03:25My picture was rolling.
01:03:26My speakers were spewing static.
01:03:28I mean, who were Huey and Dewey?
01:03:31And what were they doing here?
01:03:33Clifford and Vince, this is Chuck.
01:03:36Hello.
01:03:39Yeah, well listen, Vince and Cliff know everything.
01:03:42They're from the bureau and they're just here to help us out.
01:03:45Oh, that's good.
01:03:46For a second I didn't know what was going on.
01:03:48As a matter of fact, I still didn't know what was going on.
01:03:51But I decided to sit tight and play along.
01:03:54We're going to tell everyone we're minor league baseball players,
01:03:56in case anybody asks.
01:03:57Don't you just cut it with minor league baseball crap?
01:03:59Nobody's asking and nobody gives a shit.
01:04:01You're just chasing a dream that never was and never will be, Clifford.
01:04:04That's all it is.
01:04:05You don't know.
01:04:05I could've.
01:04:06Hey!
01:04:09I made some iced tea.
01:04:10Would you like a glass?
01:04:13Okay, I brought them up to speed regarding the transfer of money.
01:04:16That's around 8 o'clock, right?
01:04:18Uh, yeah.
01:04:19Okay, well that'll give us a little better than two hours.
01:04:21Still at that motel?
01:04:23Yeah, caravan out on Highway 5.
01:04:25Highly unusual bringing a civilian in in this manner.
01:04:28I've been down here all alone, working without Annette,
01:04:31doing a job that nobody else wanted to do.
01:04:32And I needed some help.
01:04:33And Chuck has been a great help.
01:04:36And we can trust him.
01:04:38How many points of access are we talking?
01:04:41Points of access?
01:04:42You mean how many doors does one of these motel rooms have?
01:04:44Um, just one.
01:04:46Been there a few times, have we?
01:04:48Uh-uh.
01:04:49Uh-uh.
01:04:53One door simplifies matters.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56We'll just bathe the trap.
01:04:58Oh, now just hold on half a goddamn second.
01:05:00Now I have been here going on four months sweating my balls off.
01:05:04Figuratively speaking.
01:05:05And if you guys think that I'm gonna get stuck with the assignment from hell,
01:05:07and then you're just gonna pop by on the eleventh hour and start calling all the shots,
01:05:10you got nothing coming.
01:05:11But you're...
01:05:12No, I know.
01:05:13I brought a civilian into play.
01:05:14But there are extenuating circumstances which I will explain at the right time to the senior people.
01:05:18But as far as what we do and how we do it, I am calling the shots.
01:05:22And if you don't like that, then you just don't let my point of access hit you on the way
01:05:25out.
01:05:30Now, what time are you supposed to be meeting Gibson?
01:05:32Eight o'clock.
01:05:34I'm supposed to call him once I check in.
01:05:36All right.
01:05:37Y'all better get going.
01:05:39Fine, and be sure to get a room that connects to another room.
01:05:42And then about 15 minutes later, you guys check in and get a room next door.
01:05:46Now, Chuck, wait a minute, guys.
01:05:47Chuck, we're gonna give you a wire.
01:05:49That way the boys will know what's going on.
01:05:50Now, remember, nobody, nobody makes a move until I give the word.
01:05:54Got it?
01:05:56Got it.
01:05:57Okay. I'll be in the car.
01:05:59We'll give Gibson and Lonnie some running room.
01:06:01That way there won't be any question when we get into court about their motivation.
01:06:04You know what I just realized?
01:06:05What's that?
01:06:07Mole's hud and I'll slip through the net again.
01:06:09Shit, that's right.
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11Well, you know, I thought I had him.
01:06:13Son of a bitch has nine lives.
01:06:15We got nothing on him.
01:06:17Now, listen.
01:06:18Remember, nobody makes a move unless I give the word.
01:06:22All right?
01:06:23Okay, better get going.
01:06:24Listen, Chuck, good luck.
01:06:26And thanks again for all your help, okay?
01:06:29Yep.
01:06:38Needless to say, I was a little dizzy.
01:06:40I felt like somebody had thrown me in the dryer and set the dial for permanent press.
01:06:44I suppose I could have been upset to find out that Layla was onto me from the get-go.
01:06:49In fact, it'd be fair to say that she played me like a fiddle.
01:06:53But I wasn't pissed.
01:06:54I kind of dug the fact that Layla was so smart, so on top of the situation.
01:06:59And let's just face it, I dug the fact that she lifted the noose from around my almost doomed neck.
01:07:07The whole scheme was pretty simple once you figured it out.
01:07:10Lonnie knew moles had a lot of cash moving through the bank.
01:07:13Lonnie and Gibson figured they'd hit the bank and split the three million bucks.
01:07:17But what nobody counted on was me and Harold.
01:07:20Don't.
01:07:3232-34.
01:07:34How can it be 32-34?
01:07:36I scored on my last three possessions.
01:07:39Look, it was 24-32.
01:07:42You scored six points.
01:07:43I just scored.
01:07:44That makes it 32-34.
01:07:47Do the math, dipshit.
01:07:48Check.
01:07:49Check.
01:07:50You're the dipshit.
01:07:51Check.
01:07:59Evening, darling.
01:08:04Well, what a surprise.
01:08:07You sure are looking good.
01:08:10What do you want?
01:08:13And she's got a little bite to her.
01:08:17I like that.
01:08:20Where are you heading for, darling?
01:08:24Somewhere.
01:08:26I'd be willing to bet that somewhere is where Chucky Boy is with my money.
01:08:31And you're gonna go and meet him, and you and him and my money are gonna head for the hills.
01:08:37I guess we were foolish trying to put anything over on you.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:44But I'm a nice guy.
01:08:46I'm willing to do you a big favor.
01:08:50I'm holding my bread.
01:08:51I'm willing to drive you out there where Chucky is.
01:08:55I don't want to ride.
01:08:57Want is not an issue here.
01:08:59You'll either get in the car and take us to where Chucky is, or the boys here will tie you
01:09:03up.
01:09:03I'll put a big old gag in your mouth.
01:09:05And you can lay around going vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom like this,
01:09:08while your boyfriend Chucky is dangling out there waiting for you.
01:09:16Fine.
01:09:18Let's go.
01:09:21Do you have something in there that you want Harder to hold for you?
01:09:30There you go.
01:09:46Oh, I can't believe you're calling goaltending.
01:09:50You're goaltending.
01:09:51They're here.
01:09:52They're 50 minutes early, but they're here.
01:09:56Can you guys hear me?
01:09:57Steve Beal was my partner for six years.
01:09:59He never called goaltending.
01:10:01Well, maybe he never goaltending.
01:10:03No.
01:10:06They're right outside the door.
01:10:09Who is it?
01:10:11Howdy fucking doody.
01:10:13Open the goddamn door.
01:10:22You guys are a little early.
01:10:23Yeah, well, you're a little ugly.
01:10:31Angel, come in.
01:10:33Nothing.
01:10:36Angel, come in.
01:10:41Goddamn, what a lovely sight.
01:10:43Ain't that a lovely sight?
01:10:46Oh, and aren't you one little sneaky son of a bitch?
01:10:49I don't know what you're talking about.
01:10:51Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:10:53Ain't that precious, Mr. Innocent here?
01:10:56Like I told you, all right?
01:10:57I found the money.
01:10:58In a trash barrel, behind a hanger.
01:11:01What do you want to do?
01:11:03Well, like she said, it's her show.
01:11:05We gotta wait for her go-ahead.
01:11:08What if I told you that I don't buy you
01:11:12your goddamn money-in-the-oil-barrel bullshit?
01:11:15What if I said I think you lying through your teeth?
01:11:18Could we get out of here?
01:11:19Would you shut up?
01:11:23What if I said that?
01:11:25All I can tell you is what I know, okay?
01:11:27I found the money in an oil barrel.
01:11:31You're the sheriff, so I came to you assuming you do the right thing.
01:11:39I got a good mind to kick your ass.
01:11:43What's so funny?
01:11:43I don't know, it's just that good mind part seems a little questionable.
01:11:55Goddamn smartass.
01:11:56I want to get out of here.
01:11:59I told you we'll go in a minute!
01:12:04Take your business here.
01:12:25You know you might really go to like this being tied up shit, boy.
01:12:33I'll tell you what.
01:12:35I believe you're gonna regret the day you ever met me.
01:12:40I see you trying to get out of there.
01:12:49They're walking out the door.
01:12:51We can't wait any longer.
01:12:53Let's do it.
01:12:58Hey, what are you doing here?
01:13:15Come on out here and give me what's mine, or I'm coming in there.
01:13:21FBI, put out your gun!
01:13:23Eee!
01:13:43Hey!
01:13:49That's it!
01:13:51Okay! Don't you ever be high boys, do they stupid?
01:13:55Or I will kill this lovely young police officer!
01:14:00That's where I will!
01:14:07Get in here.
01:14:08Go on! I'll kill her!
01:14:24I'm a mustache!
01:14:41Looks like you run out of room, shift the brains!
01:14:44I've kicked all grief off in my boot tank!
01:14:51Okay!
01:15:31Get up!
01:15:33Jessica!
01:15:34Hey, don't try!
01:15:35Okay!
01:15:35Get up!
01:15:38Don't get up!
01:15:39Don't get up!
01:15:40Don't get up!
01:15:40Don't get up!
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:46You okay?
01:15:47I think I ate the air conditioner.
01:15:55Flight 31 at 1005.
01:15:57Out of Shreveport.
01:15:58Yes, sir.
01:15:58I'm so sorry.
01:16:00I would tell you you're a little bit accident prone.
01:16:04I think you mentioned it.
01:16:05Yeah.
01:16:22How you doing?
01:16:26Fine.
01:16:28What's in the bag?
01:16:33Okay.
01:16:34Whoa.
01:16:35Don't move.
01:16:36FBI.
01:16:37In the coffee and make a scene where you can just turn around, walk out of here nice and
01:16:41easy.
01:16:42Let's go.
01:16:51Of course, when I found the money, I realized I'd suddenly undermined the entire case.
01:16:55Undermined?
01:16:56That's right.
01:16:57I mean, at that point, the case would have been over.
01:16:58I would have nailed Gibson, but that meant Moles Huddendale was about to walk away a
01:17:02free man.
01:17:03And it was Moles we sent you to get in the first place.
01:17:05Exactly.
01:17:07Now, I realize this wasn't 100% by the book, but I just decided to throw that cash on out
01:17:12there as if I had never seen it.
01:17:15Narrowly sidestepping a little problem called entrapment.
01:17:19Well, I just wanted the bad guys to have the chance to regain their stolen cash.
01:17:22That way, I had the chance at nailing Moles and everybody else.
01:17:25And if this chance hadn't paid off, if it had backfired in your face, which it could have,
01:17:31would have been out the money and the guys who were laundering the money.
01:17:35That's true.
01:17:37But it did work.
01:17:38You were damn lucky it did.
01:17:40Now, I don't approve.
01:17:41I want you to know that.
01:17:43Yes, sir.
01:17:44But you did Lann Moles Huddendale, which is something nobody else was able to do.
01:17:49Not to mention the $2.9 million you reclaimed.
01:17:52Yes.
01:17:53This young man that helped out, does he expect to be reimbursed for his contribution?
01:17:58Oh, I think he feels he's been paid.
01:18:00I mean, he's just happy to see justice done.
01:18:02Well, that's wonderful.
01:18:04You put in for two weeks?
01:18:05Yes, sir.
01:18:06Consider it approved.
01:18:09Where are you going?
01:18:11Oh, I thought maybe I'd go to the Caribbean.
01:18:14Have a nice trip.
01:19:06Hi.
01:19:07Hi.
01:19:08Hi.
01:19:12I was looking for a pilot.
01:19:14I'm a pilot.
01:19:16Is that your Beach 18 out there?
01:19:18Why, yes, it is.
01:19:20Well, that's a beauty.
01:19:21It's got a rebuilt engine, new paint job, new seats.
01:19:25It's got the works.
01:19:26Well, I was thinking I'd like to go someplace remote.
01:19:30Remote and secluded.
01:19:32Oh, yeah.
01:19:34The more remote and secluded, the better.
01:19:36Well, it just so happens that we have a deal on remote and secluded today.
01:19:41Really?
01:19:42Is that true?
01:19:44Yes, that is true.
01:19:47Mmm.
01:19:51Mmm.
01:19:54Love it.
01:20:08workers aren't because there is an old hole.
01:20:12It's not true.
01:20:18It's a confusing mission.
01:20:19Sorry, there is no doubt in here on his own.
01:20:20They'll be pulling by people.
01:20:20No one appears to have an old hole.
01:20:28No one appears to have an old hole.
01:20:30Oh, yeah, hey, I'll obey.
01:20:37I didn't know where we were going or what was going to happen,
01:20:40but for the moment, Layla and I were together,
01:20:43and that was perfect.
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