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00:00:26¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:00:42Oh, I've got a feeling something special is going to happen today.
00:00:53Things to do today.
00:00:56Make check mark on paper.
00:01:00Cross item out.
00:01:02No time for that, I'm afraid.
00:01:05And finally say, that seems pretty senseless, but whatever.
00:01:12That seems pretty senseless, but whatever.
00:01:19That's odd.
00:01:24Joan, honey, did you put these trash cans on the curb?
00:01:28Oh, I left the trash out overnight.
00:01:34Oh, dear.
00:01:36Oh, no.
00:01:38Someone's stolen our garbage again.
00:01:45I just feel so awful about this.
00:01:49Darling, please.
00:01:50It's not your fault.
00:01:51It's the world we live in today.
00:01:53There are people out there for whom nothing is sacred.
00:01:56People who will steal a man's garbage week after week after week.
00:02:01We can get through it, honey.
00:02:02We'll borrow some garbage till we're back on our feet.
00:02:05Don't you see, Joan?
00:02:06That's exactly what they're counting on.
00:02:08Whoever keeps doing this knows that people like us will just sit back and take it.
00:02:12Darn it.
00:02:12I'm not going to take it anymore.
00:02:14Oh, Stanley, please.
00:02:15Don't get involved.
00:02:16I already am involved, Joan.
00:02:19Someone is stolen from my family, and I will not rest until I bring them to justice.
00:02:28Hmm.
00:03:17I'm not going to take it anymore.
00:03:45I'm not going to take it anymore.
00:03:58What in the world?
00:04:39They're getting away.
00:04:41I've got to follow them, but how?
00:04:45Two wheels.
00:04:48Four wheels.
00:04:52Eight wheels.
00:04:54All right, crooks.
00:04:56Now you've got Stanley Stupid on your trail.
00:05:15Morning, Petunia.
00:05:17Morning, Buster.
00:05:18Hey, sis, have you seen Dad?
00:05:20Isn't he sleeping?
00:05:21No, and he's not outside either.
00:05:23I got up early to walk my fish, and he was already gone.
00:05:27Do you think maybe he's been kidnapped?
00:05:30Oh, my God, we must go to the police station.
00:05:35Just as soon as we've left a note for Mom.
00:05:57Take this down.
00:06:00We have gone to the police.
00:06:05Police.
00:06:07Daddy's been kidnapped.
00:06:11Kidnapped?
00:06:12Don't worry.
00:06:14We'll be back soon.
00:06:16Signed, your children.
00:06:24Let's move.
00:06:31Stanley?
00:06:34Buster?
00:06:36Petunia?
00:06:39Stanley?
00:06:41Buster?
00:06:42Petunia?
00:06:44Where is everybody?
00:06:53It's impossible.
00:06:54It can't be true.
00:07:00Hello?
00:07:00Hello.
00:07:01Is this Mrs. Stupid?
00:07:03Yes.
00:07:04I'm calling from the police station, Mrs. Stupid.
00:07:06We have your children here, ma'am.
00:07:10Oh, my God, it's true.
00:07:13The police have kidnapped my children.
00:07:36You two just sit tight.
00:07:37All right, we'll have you home in a minute.
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:08Go!
00:08:12Go!
00:08:15Go!
00:08:16Oh!
00:08:16Go!
00:08:17Go!"
00:08:28Mom!
00:08:31Mom!
00:08:41Mom?
00:08:42It's no use.
00:08:44Mom's gone too.
00:08:45And we seem to be caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse.
00:09:03He left without even ringing the bell.
00:09:05Well, apparently, he only wanted us to find this.
00:09:11That's the Jade Palace.
00:09:13And what does this have to do with Dad and Mom?
00:09:15I don't know, Petunia, but I think it's time we went there and found out.
00:09:27Friday, June 4th.
00:09:29Today, my world turned upside down.
00:09:32First, I discovered my husband missing.
00:09:35Then, I learned my children had been kidnapped by the police.
00:09:39Now, the fate of my family rests in my hands.
00:09:47Note to self.
00:09:47I must buy a handheld tape recorder.
00:09:50Then, I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener.
00:09:54Whoa!
00:10:02Some people can be so inconsiderate.
00:10:18Just the two of you?
00:10:20Why, yes.
00:10:22So they have been expecting us.
00:10:34Oh, God.
00:10:37They have been trying to see
00:10:38Oh!
00:10:38Oh, God.
00:10:39Oh, God.
00:10:58and what can I get for you how I think you've got a pretty good idea what we're looking for
00:11:05may I recommend the cashew chicken you'll get your cash when we get our parents back
00:11:09and don't call us chicken
00:11:40oh no the truck it's gone I've lost it now it could be anywhere
00:11:48finding it now would be like finding a needle in a haystack
00:12:08it's always the last place you think of looking
00:12:27I'll never get the hang of these things still no sign of mom or dad
00:12:32I don't get it buster don't worry petunia whoever brought us here will contact us when the time is
00:12:47right
00:12:48buster it's a message time flies when you're having fun time flies when you're having fun
00:12:59wait a minute isn't the daily times bubbles just a few blocks away from here
00:13:04yes at the corner of fun street and fly no it's maple and fifth close enough let's move
00:13:19okay camouflage lesson number one to look like a bush you have to think like a bush
00:13:28okay here i am just being a bush just growing and hanging out yes this is a life for me
00:13:36sure is a lot of soil around here a lot of sunshine too as a bush i notice these things
00:13:42wait a minute
00:13:43what's this what's this i have arms i have a bush with arms and legs i am the first bush
00:13:53in history with legs i can walk
00:14:05oh
00:14:05okay the unbelievers upon this miracle
00:14:08this walking bush half man half plant he dwells in two worlds but it's the master of both
00:14:13oh man bush you are nature's greatest wonder
00:14:29poor fools thought it was a bush
00:14:34oh
00:14:34i'll lock up the bikes you keep a lookout
00:14:43let's move
00:14:56my children
00:15:09hey what's the matter with you do we know how to climb
00:15:19police
00:15:21they recognize me they're sure to kidnap me too
00:15:23what to do
00:15:25what to do
00:15:38my gosh
00:15:39there must be thousands of people's garbage here
00:15:42tens of thousands even
00:15:44why the sheer organization necessary to pull off a heist like this
00:15:49i've uncovered the crime of the century
00:16:04good day officers
00:16:06good day officers
00:16:12Yes!
00:16:48Is that everyone? Affirmative, sir. It's showtime.
00:17:04Welcome, gentlemen. I apologize for the unpleasantness of our surroundings.
00:17:11The setting was chosen for its seclusion, not its beauty.
00:17:17The weapons you are about to see are American-made and, I humbly submit, the world's best.
00:17:35International law has long kept you from acquiring them, but as of now, I hope to help you overcome that.
00:17:42Lieutenant?
00:17:45The first piece of equipment we'd like to demonstrate is the Dragon anti-tank missile.
00:17:52Whether you want to foment revolution or suppress it, this hardware will help you get it done.
00:17:59Strange indeed are the workings of fate. How could I have known that today I would wander into the jaws
00:18:05of some kind of supercrime?
00:18:08Pardon me.
00:18:11Chances are, my life is already in danger. Yet, I feel strangely, intensely alive.
00:18:16Every nerve is alert, every sense working overtime. Nothing escapes my eye.
00:18:24Excuse me.
00:18:28One journey has come to an end, but I've got a feeling the real adventure has just begun.
00:18:47Buster, Petunia!
00:18:51It's some kind of ape woman!
00:18:53Oh no, it's me, your mother.
00:18:56Your mother's some kind of ape woman?
00:18:59No, no, children, it's a disguise.
00:19:04They're wings.
00:19:06Ah!
00:19:10Next up is an updated version of the .45 caliber personal side-on.
00:19:22I think you'll appreciate the increase in stopping power.
00:19:54Here we have the traditional M16 assault weapon. Extra new capability.
00:20:00Not only will it fire...
00:20:02Excuse me. You got a pen I can borrow.
00:20:07See you then.
00:20:09Thank you very much.
00:20:12So, what's going on around here? Some kind of company picnic?
00:20:15Why, that's a very festive name for it.
00:20:19Notice all that garbage out there?
00:20:21It's all stolen.
00:20:23There's something fishy going on.
00:20:25Frankly, our lives may already be in danger.
00:20:28I hear you, pal.
00:20:30At first, I was pretty tongue-tied myself.
00:20:37Oh, Jerry, help. I need a new headline for the entertainment section.
00:20:41HBO has given the order for a pair of original outer space theme shows for the new season.
00:20:46Let's see.
00:20:47What a foul.
00:20:54Two alien pilots picked up by network.
00:20:57Perfect. I'm sending it.
00:21:02Hey, you guys!
00:21:03Keep me ahead in Metro, will ya? We're supposed to be in print five minutes ago.
00:21:11Psst! What's this? Over here! I found the computer!
00:21:18What have you got in mind, Petunia?
00:21:21A little ride on the information superhighway, Mom.
00:21:24In this age of microtechnology, the computer's our gateway to information.
00:21:29Now all we've got to do is figure out the password.
00:21:40How about Lowe's?
00:21:42It's worth a try.
00:21:46All right, computer.
00:21:48Now tell us everything we need to know about Stanley.
00:21:55Stupid.
00:21:58Relax, soldier.
00:21:59A week from now, we'll both be wealthy men.
00:22:02I suppose so, sir.
00:22:04But I can't help wondering what our country would think of what we're doing.
00:22:09This year, our country refused my promotion, Lieutenant.
00:22:14They have only themselves to blame now.
00:22:21You really think we can pull this off?
00:22:26I gave my life to the military.
00:22:29Nothing's gonna stop me from getting something back.
00:22:35Sir!
00:22:36I think we have a potential situation on our hands.
00:22:38What is it, soldier?
00:22:40An individual, sir.
00:22:41He appears to have infiltrated the proceedings.
00:22:43As far as we can tell, he's not affiliated with any of the buyers.
00:22:46The CIA.
00:22:47We're probably already surrounded.
00:22:48Negative, sir.
00:22:49We scouted the area and he appears to be alone.
00:22:52Alone?
00:22:54Hmm.
00:22:55Just what kind of cowboy agent is this guy?
00:23:11No one is disturbing without my order.
00:23:15The buyers must not know anything is amiss.
00:23:18Understood, sir.
00:23:24If I know my business, the operative will contact us.
00:23:40To walk into a situation like this without support.
00:23:45This guy must be fearless.
00:23:47Yes.
00:23:56And very, very smart.
00:24:03Business?
00:24:04Weather?
00:24:05Sports?
00:24:06What is it trying to tell us?
00:24:08It's computer jargon, Mom.
00:24:10It's like a whole different language.
00:24:13Now hand me a photo of Dad and let's see what we can find out.
00:24:21It's processing the data.
00:24:27What does it say?
00:24:29Fatal error drive B.
00:24:31Oh, my God.
00:24:33What does it mean?
00:24:34I don't know.
00:24:35We've got to warn your father.
00:24:44Watch out.
00:24:45Let's go.
00:24:49We better get out of here.
00:24:50Let's go.
00:25:07Our bikes are gone.
00:25:12And the cops have surrounded my car.
00:25:15Run for your lives.
00:25:16Let's go.
00:25:17Help us.
00:25:33Help us.
00:25:36Help us more.
00:25:37Help us.
00:25:39Help us.
00:25:41Help us.
00:25:47I'm not sure that I can help you.
00:25:53I'm not sure what the hell is happening.
00:25:55I don't know how much it is.
00:25:56I'm not sure what the hell is.
00:26:13Get him, dog.
00:26:14Get him, dog.
00:26:15Get him, dog.
00:26:24Whoa.
00:26:26Get him, get him.
00:26:27Whoa.
00:26:28Come on, Senegal.
00:26:30Get him, dog.
00:26:31Hey.
00:26:33Hey, no.
00:26:33No.
00:26:35No.
00:26:36Oh, yeah.
00:26:37Yeah, just barely stupid. Hey, I'm there. He's young.
00:26:44Salamat
00:26:46Hey, watch your run. Are you a dare?
00:26:50I do a dare to have you started?
00:26:53Cool running my brother
00:26:56Bye. Thank you
00:27:01Hello, Akbar
00:27:05Oh, Donato
00:27:10Adios, amigo
00:27:14Adios
00:27:14Auf Wiedersehen
00:27:17Hi, Stanley Stupid
00:27:19Oh, honored to make your acquaintance, Mr. Stupid
00:27:22You must be a highly skilled investigator to have discovered all of this
00:27:27Well, actually, I knew I was on the trail with some pretty crafty thieves
00:27:30But I had no idea there was going to be this much garbage out here
00:27:34You are clearly an agent of enormous talents
00:27:38It's a shame the government will never reward you as richly as you deserve
00:27:42No, the government doesn't even know I'm here
00:27:45Ah, and that's why you've approached me, isn't it?
00:27:48To come and get your share, one way or another
00:27:51Actually, mister, I've approached you because I need a car
00:27:56Lieutenant, give our friend the keys to my car
00:28:01A gift to the gifted
00:28:03Well, thank you very much, that's incredibly generous
00:28:06Thanks a lot
00:28:07I appreciate it
00:28:11And to think I just wanted to ride back to town
00:28:16Thanks, everybody, I'll see ya
00:28:27Talk about nerves of steel
00:28:29Completely surrounded and it didn't even blink
00:28:31We bought them off for now, sir
00:28:33But what's to stop them from turning us in anyway?
00:28:36You are, soldier
00:28:38Without disturbing our clients, follow
00:28:40Then terminate the target with extreme prejudice
00:28:43Yes
00:28:44Yes, sir
00:28:49Meaning?
00:28:50Kill him
00:28:51Right
00:29:00Boy, you never realize how many policemen there are
00:29:04Until the day they turn against you
00:29:06This is the biggest emergency of our lives
00:29:09And we can't even call 911
00:29:11A crisis like this calls for even higher authority
00:29:14Mom, dial 10-1-1
00:29:18I'm afraid that's not good enough, children
00:29:20Your father's life is on the line
00:29:24I'm calling 75,496-1-1
00:29:37Yeah?
00:29:38Hello, my name is Joan Stupid
00:29:40I'm a housewife and I desperately need your help
00:29:42Yeah, let me guess, lady
00:29:43You've had a hectic day running around
00:29:45Trying to take care of the kids
00:29:46And now you're panicked because your husband's too home
00:29:48That's right
00:29:50Yeah, and you haven't had time to cook dinner, right?
00:29:53That's right, too
00:29:56Yeah, I hear it every day of the week
00:29:58What you need is our family special
00:30:00What's your address?
00:30:0155 Maple Street
00:30:03And does your family like coleslaw?
00:30:06Yes
00:30:07That's all the information I need
00:30:09You can relax, dear
00:30:10We'll have you taken care of in less than an hour
00:30:12Oh, bless you
00:30:15No need to worry, kids
00:30:16The most sophisticated emergency response team in the world is working with us now
00:30:22Interestingly enough, their strategy involves coleslaw
00:30:29Hello?
00:30:32Hi, honey, it's Bea
00:30:33Oh, Stanley
00:30:36Darling, are you alright?
00:30:37I'm fine
00:30:38But you won't believe the things I've uncovered
00:30:40Stanley, listen to me closely
00:30:42You must beware of the drive B
00:30:46What's the drive B?
00:30:49We don't know
00:30:50But any error you make with it could be fatal
00:30:53Just as I suspected
00:30:54My life may already be in jeopardy
00:31:11What are you saying, Stanley?
00:31:12There must be some kind of interference
00:31:14Hold on, I'll turn down the radio
00:31:21Oops
00:31:22Oops
00:31:26Ah!
00:31:28Hot!
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:33Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
00:31:34Uh oh
00:31:41Hot!
00:31:42Uh oh!
00:31:46Is there something about Dad that you're not telling us?
00:31:49Something about His past?
00:31:51That would help explain what's going on?
00:31:57children i suppose you're old enough to know the truth and the truth is your father
00:32:05once worked inside the system you mean that's right petunia stanley stupid was a courier
00:32:13for the u.s government at first it seemed like the perfect job
00:32:21every day brought new and fascinating challenges oh great
00:32:29there you go
00:32:35five three seven
00:32:41five three seven
00:32:46five
00:32:48two
00:32:48five
00:32:50five
00:32:52five
00:32:53Let's go.
00:33:26And then, one day, your father discovered something.
00:33:50That's odd.
00:33:55You're coming.
00:34:05What is it now, Stanley?
00:34:06Something very strange, sir.
00:34:09It seems like an incredible amount of letters are being delivered to somebody named Sender.
00:34:12Who is this Sender?
00:34:15And what is he doing with other people's mail?
00:34:18I believe that this calls for a full-scale investigation.
00:34:25The next day, he was fired.
00:34:28They never told him why.
00:34:31But of course, he knew too much.
00:34:34And my instinct tells me, we haven't seen the last of Mr. Sender.
00:34:49Is the target neutralized?
00:34:51I'm afraid not, sir.
00:34:54It seems the enemy repelled our assault team with extreme defensive aggression in a blowing up their car manner, sir.
00:35:01So, he has some combat skills to back up his bravado.
00:35:06Who do we have from special ops?
00:35:08McClellan trained with the SOF, sir.
00:35:10Give him the assignment.
00:35:11Let's see how our friend handles a veteran assassin.
00:35:42Ready?
00:35:44Ready.
00:35:46It's high time I got myself another tattoo.
00:35:51Just make sure you do it clean.
00:35:53We can't afford to leave a trail of clues.
00:35:56You'll never know what hit him.
00:35:58Did you know how to hold in your gas tank?
00:36:00Actually, that's how you get the gas in it.
00:36:02Listen, why don't you top her off?
00:36:03I'm going to go freshen up.
00:36:35I'm going to go freshen up.
00:36:55Thank you for the excellent service, old timer.
00:37:14I'm going to go freshen up.
00:37:29Well?
00:37:30I'm afraid it's bad news.
00:37:32Don't tell me he took out McClellan, too.
00:37:34It's uncanny, sir.
00:37:36I've watched him dispatch assailants effortlessly
00:37:38with techniques that defy description.
00:37:42Who's our explosives expert?
00:37:44That would be Martinez, sir.
00:37:46Give him the assignment and everything he needs to pull it off.
00:37:49I want it done surgical.
00:37:50And I want it done now.
00:37:53God's sake.
00:37:55We're military men.
00:37:56Killing people is supposed to be our job.
00:38:03Oh, no, no.
00:38:05I didn't care.
00:38:06I'm.
00:38:07I'm.
00:38:13I'm.
00:38:40Go on.
00:38:41Please, leave me alone.
00:38:54What are you trying to do, you darn bee?
00:38:56Can't you see I'm trying to drive?
00:38:58Oh, my God, the drive bee!
00:39:10Fight, Stanley!
00:39:11Fight for your life!
00:39:13Fight for your life!
00:39:19The tables have turned.
00:39:23The hunter becomes the hunted.
00:39:34Mission accomplished.
00:39:36No one could have survived that blast.
00:39:43Now that's a well-made shoe.
00:39:54Here's your fare and a little extra for yourself.
00:39:56Thank you, sir. What's the occasion?
00:39:59It's just good to be home.
00:40:09Home.
00:40:11You never know how much it means to you till you go away.
00:40:18What are you doing to my grass?
00:40:21Luster?
00:40:22Is that you?
00:40:25Have I been away so long?
00:40:26You live next door, Stanley.
00:40:28Please, call me Dad.
00:40:30Dad?
00:40:34This day keeps getting stranger and stranger.
00:40:37We find ourselves today at the center of a puzzle.
00:40:41At first, all is confusing.
00:40:43But as the pieces come together, patterns emerge.
00:40:47Before long, we can see the sinister face of conspiracy.
00:40:53And it all begins with a man named...
00:41:06Mr. Sender.
00:41:08provide relief, secret, SALEEN.
00:41:09If you are failing.
00:41:10Greer.merå¿™,
00:41:12danger, danger... Letters...
00:41:28easier to open
00:41:29than pistachios. What's inside...
00:41:33is more delicious,
00:41:37If you stay
00:41:38You still love me, Sally, and tie a ribbon round the old oak tree.
00:41:44I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, Bob.
00:41:57Poor Jenny Miller.
00:42:01Nobody coming to her wedding.
00:42:09This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender.
00:42:15How will you ever top yourself?
00:42:16With a crime so unthinkable that no one has ever dared to attempt it.
00:42:22To rob an entire nation of its garbage.
00:42:26The one resource no one ever thinks to protect.
00:42:29Yet, without it, every hefty bag, every trash compactor, every rubbish bin in America will be useless.
00:42:37Desperate men will roam the streets with empty waste baskets.
00:42:41Panic and chaos will rule the land.
00:42:44The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed.
00:42:48And then, the world will come begging for mercy.
00:42:54To me.
00:42:58Your job is to kidnap anyone who discovers my diabolical plan.
00:43:06Including children.
00:43:13This fiendishness must be stopped.
00:43:26It's not all battle to fight, Johnson.
00:43:28Then, we've got enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets.
00:43:32Maybe we can't stop Sender.
00:43:34But I know someone who can.
00:43:35A bright fellow I worked with in the postal service.
00:43:39Are the guards posted out front?
00:43:41Only the best.
00:43:49Well, no one suspects a thing, Mr. Sender.
00:43:53Unless that bush has ears.
00:44:03The joke's on you, my friends.
00:44:07Bad news, sir.
00:44:09Stanley's stupid has discovered our secret.
00:44:11At last, a foe worthy of matching wits with.
00:44:16Release the dry feet.
00:44:20Dominic.
00:44:21I am cursed.
00:44:23Alis verse 1, I will.
00:44:34Fairly.
00:44:41Majorly, it's not the force of the distance.
00:44:42To all the stars are Gesundheits and heroes, as you see it.
00:44:42You're the worst.
00:44:42While you saw yourself, I will not.
00:44:43You are the worst.
00:44:45You are the worst.
00:44:45I believe in you, Mr. Apawans.
00:44:48I believe you must have guessed it right.
00:44:53So you see, it all begins with Mr. Sender.
00:45:01The police are against us, and obviously we can't go to the press.
00:45:05What are we going to do, Stanley?
00:45:08We've got to take on Sender ourselves.
00:45:11Oh, it won't be easy finding him.
00:45:14Scouring the countryside for microscopic clues.
00:45:17Following trails that are long since called.
00:45:20Sensing him always nearby, yet somehow maddeningly beyond our grasp.
00:45:25Hey, there's a Charles Sender listed right here in this phone book.
00:45:30The manhunt begins.
00:45:46The car won't start.
00:45:47Maybe the battery's dead.
00:45:49It was perfectly healthy this afternoon.
00:45:51Well, then maybe it's got some life left in it.
00:45:53I better give it mouth to mouth.
00:46:04Not now, Kitty.
00:46:05I've got a battery to revive.
00:46:16Wait a minute.
00:46:17What am I doing?
00:46:19I've cooked up some insane conspiracy theory and put myself in the middle of an illegal weapons deal with some
00:46:23of the world's most dangerous men.
00:46:25I've risked my life and the lives of my family in a scheme that makes absolutely no sense at all.
00:46:34Insight fading.
00:46:36I must remember not to go forward with this.
00:46:39What is it, Stanley?
00:46:40What are you supposed to remember?
00:46:45Um, I don't know.
00:46:54Let's go, everybody.
00:46:55We've got a job to do.
00:47:14Hey, what about the delivery?
00:47:16You can't just order food and run off like that.
00:47:21You have insulted the dignity of Floyd's delicatessen.
00:47:37You're sure this is the place?
00:47:38Oh, yes.
00:47:39When I called Cinder's home, his wife said that he works here.
00:47:44Oh, likely story.
00:47:57Okay, Joan.
00:47:58You and Buster searched that end of the building.
00:48:01Petunia and I will take this in.
00:48:02And remember, everybody, use your heads.
00:48:22Oh, my God.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:29Oh!
00:49:07I've found his headquarters, and I've stumbled upon a Spinger's laboratory.
00:49:21Careful, Petunia.
00:49:23One false move and we could end up dead.
00:49:29Dad?
00:49:31Petunia?
00:49:33Everything's gone dark.
00:49:35I can't see a thing.
00:49:37Oh my God, it's happened.
00:49:41We're dead.
00:49:43I knew it!
00:49:57So, this is heaven.
00:49:59It's quite lovely, really.
00:50:04Funny, isn't it?
00:50:06One minute you're tracking down the head of a global conspiracy and the next minute,
00:50:09poof.
00:50:10It's all over.
00:50:13Sure puts things in perspective.
00:50:16You know who I miss the most?
00:50:19Mom and Buster.
00:50:21Don't worry, honey.
00:50:22They'll be joining us soon enough.
00:50:24The way your mom drives.
00:50:28Hello?
00:50:29Somebody in here?
00:50:31Dad, someone's coming.
00:50:34You think?
00:50:37Yes, Petunia.
00:50:40It's time to meet our Creator.
00:50:48Hail to thee, O Lord.
00:50:51Actually, it's pronounced Lloyd.
00:50:56All these years we've been saying it wrong.
00:51:07So, this is the face of evil.
00:51:26And this is the diary of his twisted schemes.
00:51:39Dates?
00:51:41Numbers?
00:51:42Years?
00:51:45What in the world?
00:51:48Buster, come on.
00:51:49I found out where Sender's going next.
00:51:52Just a minute, Mom.
00:51:53I've discovered a mysterious room here.
00:51:55There's a strange looking clock over the top of it.
00:52:01And a control panel with a bunch of numbers.
00:52:05One would almost think it's some kind of time machine.
00:52:15Mom!
00:52:16Help!
00:52:17Buster, no!
00:52:28What buttons did you press?
00:52:30I don't know.
00:52:30Just a bunch of random numbers and the letters BC.
00:52:33Oh, my God!
00:52:38Oh, my God!
00:52:45Oh, my God!
00:53:03We've traveled back to the age of the dinosaurs.
00:53:14It's just so amazing to meet you at last.
00:53:17Well, thank you.
00:53:18It's nice to meet someone who appreciates the work I do.
00:53:22Appreciates it?
00:53:23Why, you're the one that takes care of the entire universe.
00:53:26But you'd be surprised how little thanks I get for it.
00:53:28Most people don't even know I exist.
00:53:33This is the single most fantastic journey in the history of the world.
00:53:43Keep your voice down, son.
00:53:45If one of these things wakes up, we're in real trouble.
00:53:47You look absolutely starved.
00:54:02Hey, look, Mom!
00:54:04The cape of some priests to our peoples.
00:54:13Their tools seem to be fashioned over primitive styrofoam.
00:54:17We've got to be careful, Buster.
00:54:19The slightest disturbance to this ancient world
00:54:22could affect the entire course of history.
00:54:25Yes.
00:54:26The entire course of history.
00:54:36What are you doing?
00:54:42Just think.
00:54:44My name is now the first word ever written.
00:54:46This rock will be the most sacred mystery on Earth.
00:54:50Buster, snap out of it.
00:54:52When mankind learns to read, I'll be worshipped.
00:54:57Nations will rise and fall in my name.
00:55:01Life on Earth will be nothing but a footnote to Buster.
00:55:07We've got to get out of here.
00:55:10Not to be disrespectful, but I feel that perhaps we've come here too early.
00:55:14The truth is the two of you shouldn't be here at all.
00:55:17You mean you're sending us back into the world?
00:55:19I'm afraid so.
00:55:21No, but don't get me wrong.
00:55:22It's been a pleasure talking to you.
00:55:24But there's work to be done.
00:55:26So our crusade against the world's injustice is important.
00:55:29Just head through the door marked exit.
00:55:32Take you back to where your car is parked.
00:55:34Did you hear that, Petunia?
00:55:36We're getting a second chance.
00:55:37Hooray!
00:55:41Do you have any finer words for us before we go?
00:55:44Well, if you want to make my job easier,
00:55:48remember, throw your gum in the trash when you're done chewing.
00:55:51I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum.
00:55:54So long as we live, we shall fight that wrong.
00:56:07Sorry, Mom.
00:56:08I sort of went mad with power back there.
00:56:12Well, the most important thing is you made it.
00:56:16Mom! Buster!
00:56:18Joan! Buster!
00:56:23Dad! Petunia!
00:56:25Stanley! Petunia!
00:56:30You made it!
00:56:32Are you all right? How did it go in there?
00:56:35Well, Joan, we had a remarkable 20 minutes.
00:56:37We died, went to heaven, met God, and got brought back to life.
00:56:42But still, no sign of sender.
00:56:44What happened to you guys?
00:56:46We traveled through time to the age of dinosaurs,
00:56:48and Buster established himself as the most important and mysterious figure in history.
00:56:53Buster?
00:56:54Sorry, Dad.
00:56:56And even more importantly, we found this.
00:57:02Names, places, dates, times.
00:57:06Wait a minute.
00:57:07There's an entry in here for today.
00:57:09Channel 3 news at one o'clock.
00:57:12We passed the Channel 3 news station on the way over here.
00:57:15And it's almost one now.
00:57:16The trail is still fresh.
00:57:18Let's go.
00:57:19Let's go.
00:57:19Let's go.
00:57:25Let's go.
00:57:34Let's go.
00:57:39Let's go.
00:57:46Let's go.
00:57:55Somewhere in this building is the man we're looking for.
00:57:58Let's find him before he finds us.
00:58:11Good news today for Culture Buffs.
00:58:13A new exhibit arrives today at the Museum of Natural History.
00:58:16And here to tell us about the highlights is museum director, Charles Sender.
00:58:20Welcome.
00:58:22You know, if you love pre-Columbian sculpture much as I do, you are in for a real surprise.
00:58:29Because in less than an hour, I will be picking up a stunning collection of Olmec heads on loan from
00:58:36museums all over the world.
00:58:39Now, I understand it's exhibits like this that have given our museum its most profitable year ever.
00:58:43You must be a very sought after curator.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:47Sometimes I feel like a hunted man.
00:58:54Try your best to blend in, Petonia.
00:58:56Remember, we can't afford to get caught.
00:58:59Oh, excuse me.
00:59:00I'm looking for the set of the late at night show.
00:59:01Excuse me.
00:59:02I'm looking for the set of the late at night show.
00:59:04I'm supposed to be making a delivery there.
00:59:05I'm supposed to be making a delivery there.
00:59:07Could you give this to Doug the stage hand?
00:59:09I'd be so grateful.
00:59:10He's a big fat guy.
00:59:10You can't miss him.
00:59:11Here.
00:59:13This will get you backstage.
00:59:15I really appreciate this.
00:59:22I'm sorry.
00:59:23They're taping a TV show.
00:59:24No one gets in without proper authorization.
00:59:27Oh, ma'am.
00:59:28This way, please.
00:59:34Keep your eyes peeled for anything unusual, son.
00:59:36Mr. Cinder can't be far away.
00:59:39Just watch for the slightest sign of strange behavior.
00:59:42Dad?
00:59:44They're putting makeup on men in there.
00:59:47Bullseye.
00:59:55Are they ready?
00:59:56Ready when you are.
00:59:58Then let's go, everyone.
00:59:59We're on.
01:00:07Hey, let's go.
01:00:12Yeah, but Sly's a lot taller now.
01:00:15You know, people think it's really easy being a celebrity, but when they canceled my series,
01:00:19Malibu Beach Detective, I was just absolutely devastated.
01:00:29Well, I'm sure everyone is very sympathetic for you.
01:00:32You put so much work into such a fine series to have it taken off the air.
01:00:36As an artist, I was truly crushed.
01:00:43It was the most awful, heartbreaking, shocking thing that's ever happened to me.
01:00:58Mom, I can't get this light switched to work.
01:01:01Just a moment, dear.
01:01:08Okay, now, let's take a look.
01:01:19Well, maybe you'd all be happier if there was no primetime television.
01:01:28What's going on?
01:01:36You could spend every night reading books together.
01:01:52Well, my next guest is a world-class French chef.
01:01:57So stay tuned, everyone, and let's give it to the fat guy.
01:02:02Fat? Fat?
01:02:25Minster fat?
01:02:26OK, let's settle everybody.
01:02:27We're on in five, four, three.
01:02:32Have you ever thought you came from an unusual family?
01:02:36Well, after you meet my guest today, you may want to adjust your standards.
01:02:41I divorced my wife in order to date her daughter.
01:02:49I married a Siamese twin and had an affair with her sister.
01:02:56I've been engaged to three of my cousins.
01:03:04I'm, well, to tell you the truth, I'm, I'm my own grandpa.
01:03:12You're your own grandpa?
01:03:14That's right.
01:03:16Well, for those of us who've never heard of such a thing, maybe you could explain.
01:03:20Of course, it's quite simple, really.
01:03:22Many, many years ago when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
01:03:29This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
01:03:33My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
01:03:37This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
01:03:40For my daughter was my mother because she was my father's wife.
01:03:44To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
01:03:48I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
01:03:51My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.
01:03:55And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
01:03:59For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother.
01:04:03To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother.
01:04:07That was our banker and Byrne.
01:04:10Payments will be transferred to our account when we deliver the hardware.
01:04:13In approximately two hours.
01:04:15Nothing left to do but relax, Lieutenant.
01:04:18No power on earth can stop us now.
01:04:36My father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run
01:04:39And he became my grandchild because he was my daughter's son
01:04:43My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
01:04:47Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
01:04:50If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild
01:04:54And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
01:04:58This has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw
01:05:02As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
01:05:06I'm my own grandpa
01:05:08Everybody!
01:05:10I'm my own grandpa
01:05:12It's so funny I know, but it really is so
01:05:16Hey!
01:05:17I'm my own grandpa
01:05:20Stay tuned, everybody
01:05:21We'll be right back after this break
01:05:28Thanks again for coming to the station, Mr. Sender
01:05:31You was a pleasure, I assure you
01:05:33Bye-bye
01:05:36Sender
01:05:38We meet at last
01:05:40No time to chat, I'm afraid
01:05:42I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries
01:05:50My God!
01:05:51His plans for world domination are already coming together
01:05:58You know what's strange, Dad?
01:06:00I would have thought a man as powerful as Sender would be surrounded by bodyguards
01:06:05You can't see him, Buster
01:06:06But they're here
01:06:07Ready to pounce on anyone who so much as utters the words
01:06:10I'll get you yet, Sender
01:06:12Whoa!
01:06:13Hey, let's go of my dad!
01:06:16No!
01:06:17Whoa!
01:06:24Buster!
01:06:26What happened?
01:06:28It's Sender's men!
01:06:29They captured Dad!
01:06:34So where are we going, fellas?
01:06:50Fasten your seatbelts
01:07:11You're a clever man, Mr. Stupid
01:07:15If that really is your name
01:07:17Too clever for your own good
01:07:22And you play the innocent most convincingly
01:07:25You thought you'd fool me into thinking you were dead
01:07:29And then you'd catch me red-handed when I went to make the sale
01:07:34A masterful bit of strategy
01:07:36And you came dangerously close to pulling it off
01:07:40We better get going, sir
01:07:42We're due at Warehouse 21 in less than an hour
01:07:44Warehouse 21?
01:07:46No use gathering intelligence now, my friend
01:07:49And our little chess game is over
01:07:54I hope you won't find the endgame too unpleasant
01:07:59I'm sorry, ma'am
01:08:00There's nothing I can do
01:08:17It's no use
01:08:18They won't let anyone onto that army base unless they're in the army
01:08:22This is serious
01:08:23Dad's in danger
01:08:24I gotta think of something
01:08:27What if we form our own army?
01:08:29To do that, we'd have to form our own country
01:08:32We could call it stupidia
01:08:34A sovereign nation with its own laws, its own customs, its own government
01:08:37Mom, mother of this household
01:08:40Your leadership has stood the test of time
01:09:11I'd like to nominate you as president
01:09:12Throw your gum in the trash when you're done chewing
01:09:15I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum
01:09:19In the name of the loid
01:09:36All right, get your hands up
01:09:45Thank you, dear Lloyd
01:09:48The polls are dead even
01:09:49Give or take a vote
01:09:54Only we knew who dad was voting for
01:09:58Joan! Joan!
01:10:00Congratulations, mom
01:10:01Thank you, everyone
01:10:03And as your president, I appoint Stanley Stupid, head of the army
01:10:10Your first duty is to go onto that army base and rescue my husband
01:10:14And get our dad while you're at it
01:10:15I'm afraid those two will just have to wait
01:10:17We've got to get to a place called Warehouse 21
01:10:23Joan, give me the keys
01:10:31The car won't start
01:10:33Dad, you and mom, switch places
01:10:51Mom, hand the keys to dad
01:11:02Good work, everybody
01:11:25This must be the place
01:11:47Well, what have we here?
01:12:03Sorry
01:12:21Here we go
01:12:23Here we go
01:13:02Excuse me, everyone.
01:13:03May I have your attention, please?
01:13:11Impossible.
01:13:12He's amazing.
01:13:14Before you unleash strife and warfare upon this planet,
01:13:17please look into your hearts.
01:13:21No guns.
01:13:22Inside, you're still human beings.
01:13:25You can change your ways.
01:13:29You all can come back for the dark side.
01:13:33You send a squad of men towards the eastern flank of the warehouse.
01:13:37You organize a counter to the left.
01:13:39Your men will back the first two squads while my men rove on point.
01:13:45But he's the only one man.
01:13:47Trust me.
01:13:48You don't want to underestimate him.
01:13:52So turn yourselves in, everyone.
01:13:54My family and I do not wish to fight you.
01:13:57But if you do not give up, you will leave us no choice.
01:14:01Are they giving up?
01:14:03No.
01:14:04As a matter of fact, they seem to be organizing some sort of massive attack.
01:14:08I guess they want to do things the hard way.
01:14:14They seem pretty well armed, Dad.
01:14:17Yes, Buster, but so are we.
01:14:18Oh, they may have knives and guns and missiles and bombs.
01:14:21But we're armed with the fact that what we're doing is right.
01:14:24Sometimes you have to trust in that.
01:14:34Let the final showdown begin.
01:14:44Don't!
01:15:01Get him!
01:15:02I got him!
01:15:02Oh!
01:15:08Oh!
01:15:11Right!
01:15:12No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:16Left!
01:15:17Right!
01:15:18No!
01:15:19Oh!
01:15:23Oh!
01:15:25Oh!
01:15:26Left, left!
01:15:31Left, no, no, the other left!
01:15:35I got him!
01:15:39Left!
01:15:40Oh, no!
01:15:41Run!
01:15:52Take your time, man.
01:15:55He's on R.
01:15:57Or am I?
01:16:04Aha!
01:16:10Aha!
01:16:23I'm stuck! I'm caught! I'm trapped!
01:16:25Somebody help me out here!
01:16:26I'm cornered!
01:16:28Yes! That's the word I'm looking for! I'm cornered!
01:16:31I'll save you, Dad!
01:16:32Come on!
01:16:32Come on!
01:17:00Come on!
01:17:09Must concentrate, focus power of mind over matter, channel every ounce of willpower, it's working, I've done it, behold the
01:17:29superhumans drink the buster.
01:17:39Buster!
01:18:06Sorry dad.
01:18:08What the hell was that?
01:18:10Sounds to me like it came from the warehouse district.
01:18:12What the hell?
01:18:20What the hell was that?
01:18:24What the hell was that?
01:18:39Buster, Stanley, please be careful out there, there are lots of little fires burning all over the place now.
01:18:46What the hell was that?
01:19:15What the hell was that?
01:19:21What the hell was that?
01:19:24Take care!
01:19:25What the hell is that?
01:19:29What the hell is that?
01:19:30What the hell is that?
01:19:33What the hell is that?
01:19:37What the hell are you looking at?
01:19:52AHHH!
01:19:54Car 15, request backup. Send squad cars immediately to warehouse 21.
01:19:58Car 15, we are on our way.
01:20:01Oh, great.
01:20:03Fine, just great.
01:20:10Get out over here!
01:20:31We've got to get out of here. Not to worry, Lieutenant.
01:20:33The police are on my side, as far as they know.
01:20:41How do I look?
01:20:43Quite convincing, sir. But what about me?
01:20:46You, my friend, are on the wrong side of the law.
01:20:51Sir?
01:20:55Get some cuffs over here. I got the ringleader.
01:21:05Shoot to kill, boys. Those are evil men in there.
01:21:16You've got to let me through, officer. The cargo I'm transporting is extremely cultural.
01:21:21I'm sorry, sir, but no one's getting through here at the moment.
01:21:24Oh, my.
01:21:25I guess I'll have to find another route home.
01:21:28In the meantime, could you please just pull your vehicle over there with the rest of the cars?
01:21:31Yes, sir.
01:21:33Oh, Stanley, you were so brave in there.
01:21:38And look! The police are on our side again!
01:21:41Come on!
01:21:42Come on!
01:21:43Come on!
01:21:45Come on!
01:21:47Move it! Move it!
01:21:49Yes, our work here is done. But before we go, there's a certain arch-villain I'd like to speak to.
01:21:54I have a feeling he learned a pretty important lesson today.
01:22:01Well, my friend, it seems you lost.
01:22:04I certainly am.
01:22:06Problem is, you took the wrong road right from the start.
01:22:09Can you help get me back on the right path?
01:22:12Yes, I can. But it won't be easy. You've got to turn yourself around. You've got to straighten out. But
01:22:21as long as you can remember to head towards the light, you'll never go wrong.
01:22:26Thanks. You've really saved me.
01:22:30Until we meet again.
01:22:42It's been quite a day.
01:22:46And I have to say that I'm glad it's finally over.
01:22:51I'm afraid it's not over yet.
01:22:56You must think you have some kind of guardian angel, Stanley.
01:22:59You thought you could take me on and pay no price. Destroy my future.
01:23:05And then slip through my fingers again and again.
01:23:09Well, not this time, bucko!
01:23:13This time, I'm going to take care of you myself.
01:23:17Where's your guardian angel now?
01:23:22Bet you're surprised to see me.
01:23:24We certainly are.
01:23:25I'm very impressed, I might add.
01:23:27Well, let this be a lesson to you. Nobody gets away from me. I've been on the job too long.
01:23:33Here's your bill.
01:23:41I would have thought guardian angels work for free.
01:23:44Oh, Joan. You're so wonderfully naive.
01:23:50I assume you work for the Lloyd?
01:23:53Me? No. My boss's name is Floyd.
01:23:56No. It's pronounced Lloyd.
01:24:08Hey, neighbor.
01:24:10Hey, Stanley. I didn't see you around much this weekend. What you been doing?
01:24:13Ah, this and that. Had breakfast, read the paper, saved the world.
01:24:18Oh, is that right?
01:24:19Say, today I thought we'd have a little barbecue. Why don't you stop by? There's plenty for everyone.
01:24:23Well, thanks, Dundee, but I left the water running in my bathtub.
01:24:29Yes, sir.
01:24:30See you too.
01:24:30Hey, myæ ¡é•·.
01:24:31Hey, let's hear you.
01:24:31Hey!
01:24:46Hey, my dad!
01:24:47Hey, my dad!
01:24:49Hey!
01:24:51Hey, my dad, I'm going in a reconnaissance!
01:24:54I don't know.
01:25:29This is gonna be great, Dad. Say, how can I help?
01:25:33You can flip the burger, son, but I better handle the lighter fluid.
01:25:37See? Keep out of reach of children. Right there, you gotta be careful.
01:25:48What is it, boy?
01:25:54What is it, kitty?
01:26:09Are you hungry?
01:26:14Do you want a biscuit?
01:26:20That poor dog doesn't know what he wants sometimes.
01:26:24Woo-hoo!
01:26:33Grr!
01:26:35Grr!
01:26:38Grr!
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