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00:16Nige, you can't know what you're bothering doing under there.
00:18No-one's going to see it.
00:20Inviting a vintage motor, Ian.
00:22It's all about the details.
00:24Yes, exactly.
00:26It's like me with my bits on the stool, you know?
00:28I polish them up, and in the end they look brand new.
00:29But it's an antique stool.
00:30You don't want everything looking brand new, do you?
00:33That's a very good point, Jim.
00:35You know what?
00:36I've never understood the attraction of an old banger.
00:38I mean, give me the latest model every time.
00:41That's what Cindy said, isn't it?
00:43Morning.
00:45Everything's ready at the car lot.
00:47No, are you really sure you want to sell this?
00:49I mean, it is a lovely mother.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Flam of the engine.
00:53The smell of petrol.
00:55Nothing like it.
00:57I'd give anything to be able to drive off in her again.
01:01But, well, my days on the open road are well behind me now.
01:05And the proceeds from this are going to take me and my little missus off to India.
01:10Gee, can I have a quick word?
01:15Brace yourselves.
01:20It's Wulford's sexiest law-abiding citizen.
01:24He's getting his tag off today.
01:27Yeah.
01:28That's what we need.
01:29Another hooligan out on the street.
01:30Don't worry.
01:31Everyone in jail is a second charge.
01:33Nigel!
01:34Nigel, what are you doing?
01:35Give us a...
01:36Don't worry.
01:37You can buff it up.
01:42I'll be glad when the flaming thing's sold.
01:44But I can't trust Nigel not to go off in it.
01:47I've had to have the keys and I have no idea where I've put the spare.
01:50Sorry.
01:52Sorry.
01:53I'll put me going on.
01:55Oh, what's this?
01:57The hens are laying like Millio, so it's by way of an apology.
02:00I still feel really bad about what Nigel said to Lily.
02:03Oh, she's forgotten it already.
02:05But thank you.
02:06And thank you for tutoring her.
02:08Especially when you've got all this going.
02:10It's a pleasure.
02:11Bye.
02:14Is everything all right?
02:15Yeah, it's my younger brother.
02:16Probably now.
02:17Kojo calls every Monday at 8am.
02:20Regular as clockwork.
02:21But he hasn't heard from him for a week.
02:23And he can't reach him on the phone.
02:25Well, didn't you say he'd gone away with Harry?
02:27I mean, maybe he's obviously not with Lanzar like.
02:29Yeah, but I can't get in touch with Harry either.
02:31Anyways, Kojo and he's always on time.
02:34Oh, it's much harder looking after adults than children.
02:37I mean, they make their own decisions.
02:39Like Stacey, in Brazil, living a life.
02:42No.
02:43You're right, Jean.
02:44Yeah.
02:45But the only problem is, unless I can actually speak to Kojo,
02:48how can I be sure he's safe?
02:50Yeah.
02:51I don't feel like this.
02:52Yeah.
02:53I don't feel like this, bro.
02:54Go back.
02:55You guys are a bad boy.
02:56Come on, come on.
02:57N' there.
02:58Get your Jason's clean.
02:59He's having fun.
03:00Here you go.
03:01We ain't going anywhere.
03:02He's having fun.
03:03Yeah, man.
03:04Go back.
03:05Yeah, man.
03:07Get your Jesse's clean.
03:12Hmm.
03:13This again.
03:25Come up.
03:27I love this tune.
03:39You do.
03:43Lex, was there something wrong with the skin care I got here?
03:50Brought me out in hives.
03:53Do you want some ice for that, Bo?
03:56Oh, God.
03:57Shall we come around, all right?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Trust me.
04:00Your job hunting today?
04:01Er, let's see.
04:02When I was drunk, I sent an email to my ex-employer's entire client list, asking them to invest
04:08in my new firm.
04:09So, no.
04:10Nobody is going to touch me with a barge pole.
04:12Well, I will.
04:13Listen.
04:14You're a carter.
04:16If there's one thing I know about the carters, is that they always come back bigger, better,
04:19and stronger than ever.
04:21Thanks.
04:22Thanks.
04:23Sweet taste of freedom.
04:29The sun on my face, the wind in my uncle hair.
04:34I might take Jazz out later.
04:37Could you get me Pete's ID, pretty please?
04:39Oh, yeah, of course.
04:40I'm going to ask Peter if my underage brother, who literally just got his tag off, can borrow
04:45his ID so he can go get smashed with his girlfriend.
04:47Banks is.
04:48And she's not my girlfriend.
04:49It's a situation shit.
04:50I don't want to know.
04:51Sit.
04:52Yep.
04:53It's from Dad.
04:54He got Louis a voucher and all.
04:56Well, never sent me a Christmas or birthday present since my voice broke, so yeah.
05:15Job on, Granddad.
05:17We can talk about it.
05:19At least Lou and Jimmy have the best uncle in the world.
05:22They need one decent male role model.
05:24What about Peter?
05:26Who?
05:27The himbo.
05:28What's happened?
05:40I just spoke to Mr Morden.
05:41He said he'd go back to school tomorrow.
05:43That's good news, isn't it?
05:44You can put all that jail stuff behind you now.
05:46You should see what they're saying online about me.
05:48Mum, please.
05:49I can't go back.
05:50Tommy, it's going to be hard.
05:51But come on, you're as tough as Gene's sausage surprise, ain't ya?
05:55Oh, don't wish Gene's cooking on him.
05:57Things are bad enough.
05:58I took a delivery in, but they need one of you two to sign it.
06:01Come on.
06:02Don't do it.
06:03What are you playing, T?
06:05Wrestling game.
06:06I bet I can beat ya.
06:09Alright then, you're on.
06:12The private investigator messaged.
06:15She needs the rest of the deposit.
06:17But Sharon's on a holiday.
06:18No.
06:19Vicky's with her, so best leave it till they get back, yeah?
06:21Well, if you could lend me the money, then.
06:23Sorry I'm late.
06:24Oh.
06:25You alright, Gene?
06:26Morning, Kat.
06:27Morning, Tommy.
06:28Oh, I saw Ian earlier.
06:31Did you know that he's taken in Ross?
06:34Clapsed on the street, apparently.
06:35Drunk as a skunk.
06:36I mean, Ross, that is, not Ian.
06:37Probably feeling guilty.
06:39Tommy.
06:40Tommy.
06:41Tommy.
06:42God was wide as a Dartford tunnel.
06:45Takes one to know one.
06:49Yeah, I am gonna have to take a little bit off the agreed price.
06:53Just what with the damage from earlier.
06:55It was an accident.
06:56I know.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58Do you have the spare key as well?
07:02Oh.
07:03I can't remember the bit.
07:04Oh.
07:05Do you need any help with those?
07:06I can't read, thank you.
07:08And I wasn't...
07:09Gina.
07:10Hmm?
07:11Cojo missed his call with Coburn out this morning.
07:14Well, that ain't like it.
07:15No.
07:16No.
07:17No.
07:18No.
07:19No.
07:20No.
07:21No.
07:22No.
07:23No.
07:24No.
07:25No.
07:26No.
07:27No.
07:28No.
07:29No.
07:30No.
07:31No.
07:32No.
07:33No.
07:34No.
07:35No.
07:36No.
07:37No.
07:38No.
07:39So, I'm just gonna go down the flat.
07:40Yeah, but you ain't there, Dad.
07:41Well.
07:42I can't check anyway.
07:43Mr. Light!
07:44I've been meaning to catch you, you know?
07:46Yeah.
07:47Yeah, um...
07:48I spoke to Harry last night.
07:51Him and Cojo are having a dope time in Cardiff, you know?
07:53Really.
07:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:55But, um...
07:56Cojo's phone broke.
07:57So, you know, the man can only text us at him.
08:01But, um, don't worry.
08:02Harry's gonna take a shot.
08:04Get it fixed.
08:05but he said sorry that he missed the call with Rob Cobb...
08:08Cobbinar.
08:09Cobbinar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:11Yeah, that's the man, yeah, but don't worry.
08:13He's gonna call back when he gets out first.
08:16Can you call Harry?
08:18Because you've coached Harry, you can put him on, can't you?
08:20Uh, Harry's, um...
08:22He's airing me, so...
08:24Maybe, maybe you could call him.
08:35Yeah.
08:38Thing is, I'm pretty sure they did go out last night with a couple girls.
08:43You know, Kojo wasn't really feeling it, not as bad,
08:45but you know Harry, he probably got carried away.
08:48Yeah, I had a bit of a mad one still.
08:53I'll lay out, I'll catch you later.
08:55Gina.
08:56Sorry, uh...
08:58Sorry, did I upset her?
09:00Put it spit out.
09:05Listen, go after her. She needs you.
09:08I'm sure Kojo will call.
09:10Yeah, but if you don't, I'll come looking.
09:25I saw Judy earlier, she told me you'd swing the car.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Morris Minor.
09:30Same as Mrs. Seat.
09:32It wasn't a Ferrari.
09:34You could barely do 50 miles an hour going downhill, but...
09:38it was mine.
09:40It's hard to give up the things you love.
09:43Didn't even get to do a last drive in her.
09:46Gosh.
09:49Do you think it would help to focus on what is coming up next?
09:52Your big trip?
09:53Dad says...
09:58Cars and houses, leave them as you'd want to find them.
10:03So...
10:04I was cleaning her this morning.
10:06I was even scrubbing underneath, you know, the...
10:08the front, um...
10:10with a white brush, and I got that mixed up with a buffing pad and...
10:14scratched the paint bug.
10:16They all make mistakes, Nigel.
10:19It's not a mistake, though, is it?
10:22It's me...
10:23losing my marbles.
10:28Julie has a heart set up going to India.
10:31Doug.
10:34One thing I have observed with Julie...
10:37is that she loves you.
10:39You are her priority.
10:41You don't know what you're talking about.
10:44Well, yeah, I don't know. Do I?
10:45Darling, please, salt the debate.
10:47Help.
10:48It's either voluptuous violet or...
10:50raging red.
10:52Curtains for my boutique hotel.
10:54Oh.
10:55Well, I've always seen you as more of a raging reddy lad.
10:57Told ya.
11:00Oh, is that your phantom texter, then?
11:02Who?
11:03Timothy.
11:04Uh, we were in the Musical Theatre Appreciation Society at uni.
11:09Of course you were.
11:10Don't use your jazz hands.
11:11Hmm, you two done.
11:13Uh, he was a massive fan of Phantom of the Opera.
11:16He went to see it 50 times.
11:17In costume.
11:18Mm-hm.
11:19I know.
11:20Anyway, he's now an accountant or something,
11:22and his firm is one of my boss's clients.
11:24And he's got my email,
11:25and he's interested in investing.
11:28And he wants to meet up tonight.
11:30That's amazing.
11:31What time are you meeting him?
11:32Well, I don't know.
11:33I don't want to encourage him.
11:34But what have you got to lose?
11:36I mean, if he does try and whisk you off to Opera de Paris,
11:39I will see him off.
11:40I'm not called Raging Red for nothing.
11:45Julian phoned and said he can't come in
11:47because his kid's got a temperature.
11:48Right?
11:49So it means I've got a closer checkmate now.
11:50I said to him, right,
11:51because I'm a reasonable boss, right,
11:53just bring the kid in with you, okay?
11:55Stick her in the corner,
11:56give her some crayons, carton of juice, fine.
11:58Oh, that's beautiful in our hair.
12:00You're all hot, you know.
12:01You really are.
12:02You know what I mean?
12:04Well, listen, I'm very grateful to both of you.
12:07I mean, put the roof over me, Ed.
12:09Great man in Liverpool.
12:10Hey, mate.
12:11We've all been there, son.
12:12And easy.
12:13I'll appreciate you.
12:14And I promise to be out of your hair before Cathy comes home.
12:17Well, that might be a while,
12:18because she has decided to stay up north for a bit
12:20so she can spend some time with Ben.
12:21Well, look, don't worry about me, Mum.
12:22Stay as long as you need, all right?
12:24Same again?
12:25And, er, it's on me.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27These ones were on me, fellas.
12:28You know that saying.
12:30Never judge another man
12:31till you've walked a mile in his shoes,
12:32cos...
12:33You're a mile away
12:34and you've still got your shoes!
12:35That's the one!
12:37No.
12:39Yeah, erm...
12:40Tom, is he all right?
12:42Yeah, he's good. He's good, mate.
12:43You know, he's a tough kid.
12:44He's a good boy.
12:45He's about as tough as Candy Floss.
12:46Candy Floss.
12:47He's terrified of walking into them school gates.
12:50Cos he has to face the consequences of what Joel did.
12:53While you drink yourself into oblivion.
12:58Ross, take no notice, mate.
13:00Which is only the same way everyone else is thinking.
13:02Dad, mate, listen.
13:03Listen, all you did was try and do right by your son.
13:06Yeah, which was the same any of us would do.
13:08There's no need for your...
13:10you know, like hideaway.
13:14Get them drinks.
13:15Yeah.
13:35It says in here...
13:36They used over a thousand elephants to build the Taj Mahal.
13:39It's amazing, innit?
13:40Yeah.
13:43How'd you go, Lauren?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Sold a car.
13:46Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:48Oh!
13:49Okay, right.
13:50I'll check the account, make sure the money's got it.
13:53I've already started looking at flights.
13:55I can't go in.
14:09Where's Kojo?
14:12You're gonna ask him yourself.
14:14His lanky excuse for her brother's been sniffing around.
14:17Getting too close.
14:18Getting too close.
14:20So.
14:23You're gonna call Kojo.
14:24Hmm?
14:25Have a little chat.
14:27Then you're gonna tell him to call George and tell him that he's alright.
14:31Why would I do that?
14:32For some reason, you're the only one you trust.
14:38Tell you what.
14:40Play it nice and I'll give you some of these.
14:41What have you got?
14:42We've got, uh, sandwiches.
14:48We've got crisps, chocolate.
14:51And I know you ain't eating all weekend, so I bet you must be starving, right?
14:57Food first.
14:59If George walks in and it's all over, he know that.
15:03So food, then I'll make the call.
15:08Play nice.
15:09Come on.
15:19It's the magic word.
15:25It's the magic word, bro.
15:26Come on.
15:28Please.
15:29Routine.
15:30Familiarity.
15:31It's meant to keep me in a straight line, but I can't even rely on that anymore.
15:45Yeah, but I...
15:47I ain't gotta be with you.
15:49I mean, we've done alright with Phil being away, haven't we?
15:52Been like old times.
15:54No, it's not like old times.
15:57When we went on holidays, it was fun.
16:00An adventure.
16:01And we can...
16:02And we can still have an adventure.
16:05I can't even carry you over the threshold of the hotel room like I always used to.
16:09Well, maybe I could carry you over the threshold instead.
16:12You taking the mic?
16:14Of course I'm not, Nigel.
16:15Don't touch me.
16:17Nigel, what?
16:18You treat me like a child.
16:21You don't respect me.
16:23I'm a grown man.
16:26Nigel, I don't...
16:27Leave me alone.
16:30I don't treat you like a child.
16:31I don't treat you like a child.
16:48Girl trouble? Boy trouble?
16:50Well, he's gone, so there's no trouble, thanks.
16:53Why? Where's he at?
16:55Wales.
16:57A couple of airheads, apparently.
16:59Oh, waste man.
17:01Yeah, forget him.
17:05You think I'd kind of be used to people vanishing on me by now, wouldn't you?
17:09Oh, yeah.
17:10You said something about your mum disappearing before, right?
17:13The greatest vanishing act of all time, she is.
17:16Cindy.
17:18Rose, whatever she's calling her son.
17:19Hang on, she's got two names.
17:25Yeah, you don't even know the half of it, babe.
17:29Okay.
17:32Spill.
17:35Spill.
17:59...
18:13...
18:16probably is going to be there too.
18:18It's a man.
18:19Tommy, when you get this message, can you call us back, mate?
18:42Honestly, we don't mind you going out, we just want to know that you're safe, yeah?
18:47And, er, well, I love you.
18:51Do you want me to go and look for him?
18:52No, no, we've got to trust him, he's a good kid.
18:55He's got to deal with this his own way.
18:57Thanks, mate, mate.
18:58It's all right, thank you.
19:00We need to talk about the P.I.
19:01Yeah.
19:02I'll have you, of course.
19:12Oh, there's nothing but trouble in that direction.
19:14I wasn't...
19:15She destroys families.
19:17That's why Stacey's not here.
19:19Jean?
19:20Stacey made a choice.
19:22She's a grown-up.
19:23Cut the cold.
19:24You forced my daughter out of her home.
19:27I miss her.
19:28But that's what happens when you love a child.
19:29Not that you would know anything about that.
19:31What's that supposed to mean?
19:32I think you know exactly what it means.
19:33You are asking for a slap!
19:34What, you two playing?
19:36Take it upstairs.
19:37Upstairs, please.
19:48I had no idea my boss was so interesting.
19:50Interesting or a psycho, you could say.
19:53So, where did she go after witness protection?
19:56All right, lovely ladies.
19:58Who died on here?
20:00Uh, we were just talking, so...
20:02What were you talking about?
20:03Uh, Gina's mum.
20:04She's actually pretty interesting.
20:05Mmm.
20:06Parental trauma.
20:07Yawn.
20:08Boring.
20:09You don't have to stay.
20:10I'll come find you after my shift.
20:11This is a gay bar, Jasmine.
20:12Not community outreach for the Parenting Challenge.
20:16Ya?
20:17But to live this place, start.
20:19Watch and learn.
20:21Now the secret to this...
20:23Ooh!
20:24Wow.
20:42I ain't having this. We're family, all right? You've got to let this go, both of you, please.
21:05Just apologise.
21:06Can we knock this on the head, yeah? Because Cat don't need this. We're supposed to be
21:10supporting Tommy, and you two are each other like, I don't know what, Big Daddy and giant
21:14A-Stacks.
21:15You're right. I'm sorry, Cat. I'm sorry.
21:22Well, I'm not sorry. Actually, I am. I'm sorry you ever came back.
21:30You know why you're so obsessed with Stacey? Because you've got nothing else in your life.
21:37Zoe, Zoe, please, just...
21:39You want to watch that one? Mark my words. One day she'll cross the wrong person.
21:47One of these days, someone's going to teach her a lesson.
21:52Get off the road!
22:06It's... it's... it's flooded.
22:08I'm just gonna...
22:12Yes.
22:13Yes.
22:35Yep.
22:37I'm gonna put him on.
22:38Coaching.
22:38Coach.
22:40Harry.
22:45Is that you?
22:46You all right?
22:47I don't know where I am.
22:48Harry, I'm scared.
22:49No, you're all right, mate.
22:50You're all right, mate.
22:51You're gonna be fine.
22:52Listen, I need you to do something for me, okay?
22:55But it's really important, so you've gotta listen carefully.
22:57Quiet, mate.
22:58He's really worried about you.
22:59So, I need you to do something.
23:01Run.
23:03Run, Conor!
23:05You're gonna take a piece of my heart for the road.
23:07Run.
23:08Run, Conor!
23:09You're gonna be fine.
23:10You're gonna be fine.
23:11Listen, I need you to do something for me, okay?
23:12Run. Run, Coach.
23:18Run!
23:20Give me the phone.
23:22Yes.
23:24I will see that.
23:26Mmm.
23:28Mmm.
23:30Dirty.
23:32Dirty.
23:34Dirty.
23:36Dirty.
23:38Dirty.
23:40Okay, all right, bear with.
23:42Yeah, so what happened after France?
23:44Uh-huh.
23:45What happened after France?
23:46Oh, er, she was coming back to Warford.
23:49Oh, oh, yeah.
23:50Oscar, will you just stop it?
23:52What?
23:53Just having a laugh, what's wrong with you?
23:55No, what's wrong with you?
23:56Nothing.
23:57What, so you're being an idiot for no reason then, yeah?
24:01Fine.
24:02That's what you really think of me.
24:04Oscar.
24:05Oscar.
24:06Oscar.
24:07Oscar.
24:08Oh, no, he'll get over it.
24:09What?
24:10Yeah.
24:11Yeah, it's fine.
24:12It's not even that deep.
24:13I tell you what.
24:14If it stays like this, should we just close up early?
24:15Have a girl's night?
24:16Four.
24:17Oh, come on.
24:18I won't tell my mum if you don't.
24:19Yeah?
24:20Okay.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Yeah.
24:24Yeah.
24:25Yeah.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Yeah.
24:29Yeah.
24:30Yeah.
24:31Nice.
24:32Look, he's even got the same hair as Jo.
24:35I'm sorry about what happened, all right?
24:37Jo was a loser.
24:38Is it true you hid him after he hurt Vicky?
24:40I didn't know he hurt her.
24:41And then when I found out, I told the police.
24:43Yeah, but you knew what he did to Ivani and Amy.
24:45You didn't stop him.
24:46You're just like it.
24:47Oh, right.
24:48Okay.
24:49It's not worth it.
24:50Come on.
24:51Scratch Charlie.
24:55Everyone at school hates you.
24:57Maybe you shouldn't come back.
24:59Come on.
25:00Come on.
25:19Nigel.
25:20Oh, hi.
25:21Freddie made a cape with the eggs that you gave us.
25:32Oh.
25:33I thought you might like some.
25:34Oh.
25:35Oh, it's a bit...
25:37It's a bit well done.
25:39You don't have to.
25:40Nope.
25:41Lovely, Jane.
25:45Sorry, I'm...
25:46I'm in a bit of a bad mood.
25:48Had a rout with Zoe.
25:49Hmm.
25:50Must put something in the air.
25:51Hmm.
25:52Me and Nigel have just had a...
25:53a blow up.
25:54He said I...
25:55treat him like a child.
25:57And he stormed off.
26:00You thought about phoning him?
26:01Hmm.
26:02I was thinking about, erm...
26:04what you said to George.
26:06About...
26:07adults making their own decisions.
26:10And...
26:11maybe...
26:12Nigel's right.
26:13Maybe I've been treating him like a child.
26:17Anyway, I thought I'd...
26:18give him time to...
26:19cool off, you know.
26:20Give him some space.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Hmm.
26:23Space is good.
26:26Only the last time Nigel went off after a row,
26:28he ended up in hospital.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Oh, he's probably in the cafe right now,
26:35wondering when he can come back and apologise.
26:37One of you needs to make the first move.
26:44Ring him.
26:45Get him back home where he belongs.
26:47What about the club at the container park?
26:48Ha.
26:49The one with the fit bounces, yeah?
26:50What are you talking about?
26:51I don't like that.
26:52I don't like that.
26:53No!
26:54No!
26:55No!
26:56No!
26:57No!
26:58No!
26:59No!
27:00No!
27:01No!
27:02No!
27:03No!
27:04No!
27:05No!
27:06No!
27:07No!
27:08What about the club at the container park?
27:09Ha.
27:10The one with the fit bounces, yeah?
27:11What are you talking about?
27:12What?
27:13wants to go ahead?
27:14Ha.
27:15No!
27:16No!
27:17No!
27:19Yeah!
27:20No!
27:21Yeah!
27:22jump in the elevator, but,
27:24I don't know it's too tight.
27:26Don't...
27:31.
27:32None of them is the most provocative.
27:33geographic ì…€ Church,
27:35sorry,
27:36but...
27:37beef,
27:38look like it's too tight.
27:40Balance.
27:41What's happening now?
27:42Thank you very much.
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