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00:00The Clarker here was stepping on his ladder when he slipped on Phil's.
00:24Ouch!
00:25Yeah, he's pretty tender through T9, 10, 11 and 12. No LSCs. His obs are pretty normal, so I've given him four milligrams of morphine to help with the pain.
00:32You did a trauma call?
00:33Sure did. Well, I'm here.
00:39Okay, I will do my paperwork then.
00:44What?
00:46Nothing.
00:50You're not still weird about me and Logan?
00:52No.
00:53There's nothing going on. You know that, right?
00:55Hi, I'm Mr. Clark. My name is Dr. Atwell and I'm going to...
00:58Hi team.
00:59Hi.
01:00Is this the trauma call?
01:01Yeah. I fall from approximately two meters. No LSC. Pain at the lower thoracic vertebrae.
01:05Fantastic. It's Clarky, isn't it? I heard you've had a rough morning.
01:12I wish you wouldn't encourage him.
01:14What? I'm not.
01:16He wants you back and it's obvious.
01:18No, he doesn't.
01:19He does.
01:20Okay, so whatever he's saying, just don't fall for it.
01:23Hello.
01:24He's got a girlfriend.
01:25So?
01:26He looked more than happy with Charlotte when we saw them together.
01:29Yeah, and he would dump her for you in a heartbeat.
01:31That's crazy talk.
01:33Just stop it.
01:34Oh, you haven't been able to get through all morning.
01:37Okay, um, I will... I'll chase him up.
01:40Okay, bye.
01:42Sorry, what?
01:43You know, I'm fine. Thank you.
01:46You okay?
01:47What are you? The Ministry of Health?
01:49What?
01:50Sorry.
01:51They just ask me if I'm okay and I don't even know them and it's just like way too personal.
01:55Okay, well surely I can ask if you're okay.
01:57Yeah, I'm okay, Marty. Am I okay?
01:59Fine. Nothing to see here.
02:01You're being weird.
02:02Well, you are being rude. Seriously.
02:04I am trying to keep this place running.
02:06Meanwhile, Chris Warner is swanning around as acting CEO and he's not answering my phone calls.
02:11Right.
02:12How is Esther?
02:14Yeah, she's doing pretty well.
02:16I mean, as much as it's complicated everything, the pregnancy has been something very positive to focus on.
02:21Oh, okay, yeah.
02:22Um, I will go try to visit her today, but I don't think I'm going to have a spare minute.
02:25Yeah, of course.
02:26Well, wish me luck. I'm about to report for duty in peds.
02:29Why would I wish you luck?
02:30Well, isn't Nas still mad about the transplant?
02:32What? Why? He did it.
02:33I don't know how it happened.
02:35I don't know. We don't always talk about work. We can focus on other things, you know?
02:39Mm-hmm.
02:40Come on. Oh, God. Here we go.
02:42Maid!
02:43You've been making changes to the budget deadlines.
02:45Ah, yes. I'm just trying to clean up the mess that Julian has left us.
02:48Meanwhile, Chris is absent and he won't answer my phone calls.
02:51Why am I down two nurses?
02:52Monique.
02:53Ah, yes, ma'am. Can you please sort...
02:55Drew, I'm gonna...
02:58Chris, hi. Yeah. Learned how to answer your phone, have you?
03:00Great. Oh, here we go. The Phantom Menace.
03:03What's that?
03:04Moment, please.
03:05You know, it'd be really awesome if the acting CEO could start acting like the CEO, Chris.
03:10You all right?
03:11What?
03:12You're looking for tired.
03:13I'm telling a woman that she looks tired on a Monday morning.
03:15How can I help?
03:16Esther is very keen to be discharged.
03:18No! No, no, no, no, no.
03:20Dr. Warner is not going anywhere.
03:22Hm.
03:23Okay. Ready for the next retractor?
03:26Galpy retractor?
03:31Above T11 or below T12?
03:34What do you think?
03:35That's why I'm asking you.
03:37I thought you'd like the learning opportunity.
03:39Below T12.
03:44That's right. Well done.
03:46Placing third retractor now.
03:48Okay. Keep suction going while I set the first pinnacle screw.
03:52I was rooty last week.
03:58I just want to say...
04:00I regret how I spoke.
04:03Okay.
04:05I'm sorry.
04:06Okay.
04:10Like...
04:11Okay.
04:12Forgive me.
04:13No.
04:14No.
04:15I'm pushing you towards an apology.
04:16That's not how I want to handle this.
04:19Thanks.
04:20I...
04:21really appreciate that.
04:24Sachin.
04:27Seen Hendrix today?
04:28What?
04:29Why are you asking?
04:30I've seen the way you look at him.
04:31I don't look at him in any way.
04:33It's all over and I'm not going back.
04:35Well, he's clearly a surgeon with a great future.
04:38And all.
04:39Oh my God, Mum.
04:41Did you assist Mr. Mixey free or not?
04:43He will need surgery.
04:45But I could tell you were disappointed when I walked in instead of you know who.
04:49I think you're missing the point there.
04:50Just reading the room.
04:52Oh my God, like you ever do.
04:54Poppy, are you free?
04:55Sure.
04:56Meet Dr. Atradi. She'll check your arm.
04:57This is Dylan Roycroft.
04:59Hi Dylan.
05:00Let's take this cubicle over here.
05:01Just jump from the bed for us?
05:02I'm sorry.
05:03I feel like this is way over killed.
05:07Mum's been at me so I told her I'd come in but.
05:09Okay, we'll take a look.
05:10Can you hold your arm out please?
05:12I feel like a dick saying it but I think it might be from gaming.
05:15Okay.
05:16I'm just gonna apply some gentle pressure.
05:19Mmm.
05:20Alright.
05:21And how about the other arm?
05:26And how about this?
05:29Okay.
05:30I think it's quite likely to be RSI.
05:32Repetitive strain from all the gaming.
05:34Into the spaces are ya?
05:36What?
05:38No one says spaces anymore.
05:40Yeah, is that like an old person thing or?
05:42I don't even know what that is.
05:43Going back to my cave.
05:44Yes.
05:45It's probably just a soft tissue injury but we'll book an X-ray to be sure.
05:47Okay, thanks.
05:48I'll call the radiology.
05:49Thanks, Sage.
05:50So, what are you playing anyway?
05:52I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:54I've been there.
05:55I wish you still were.
05:56You okay?
05:57Yeah, of course.
05:58Just got some bad news about a patient.
05:59Well, a patient's mother.
06:00Actually, you remember the Riddell's?
06:01Little Etta?
06:02Her mother died.
06:03Jordan.
06:04Jordan.
06:05What happened?
06:06Jordan.
06:07Jordan.
06:08What happened?
06:09I don't know, but they're poor family.
06:10They've been through so much.
06:11Okay, okay.
06:12How's the incision?
06:13Well, there's been no ooze, minimal redness, no infection and the patient is satisfied with
06:20post-op room care.
06:21Again, mmhm.
06:22I don't want to rush to this, why don't I come back in a couple of hours.
06:26Come on, Chris.
06:27I'm going crazy in here.
06:32Could you turn that off?
06:33Yeah, I wish I could.
06:47We'll get someone else to assess you, babe.
06:48No, that's right.
06:49No, it's fine. Come on, Chris, let's just do it.
06:52Okay, but I won't be able to check the baby's heartbeat till later.
06:57Oh, for God's sake, just stop. I'll find someone else.
07:00Marty.
07:07Mr. Clark, spinal fusion guy.
07:09Flawlessly.
07:10So modest.
07:11No, that's me. I'll knock off some notes for you.
07:13I will look forward to reading them.
07:14You two work out a lot as a team?
07:16Oh, yeah, I think we're doing great.
07:18Good day.
07:18Yeah.
07:20About that.
07:22Yeah?
07:23Can you not pair me and Hendrix up together?
07:26What's the problem?
07:27I don't know, he's just kind of...
07:30Listen, I'll keep an eye on him, but with the staffing levels we've got right now...
07:32I know that. It's tricky.
07:34Yes, it is, which makes it pretty inevitable you'll be teamed up together again.
07:37Just try and make it work, okay?
07:39Sure.
07:40Everything okay?
07:41Uh, yeah.
07:42Just try and sort it with him, but if it turns into an actual thing...
07:45Hi, I'm late.
07:46From the leak.
07:48Look, ah!
07:48What was that about?
07:51Uh, Chris wants to be hidden from Monique.
07:55No, no, no, the Hendrix thing. Everything okay?
07:57I, yeah, I just asked Drew not to pair us up.
08:01So what you want about Hendrix? He is good at his job?
08:03Why do you always rush in to defend him? Can't I just say what I want?
08:06Quick, I said he was good at his job. Get a grip.
08:09Seriously.
08:12Um, just try not to spin out again, okay?
08:14Look, I can assure you it is not a waste of time. I have full authority to renegotiate the contract.
08:21Okay, great. I'll see you at four. Bye.
08:24Mari, if you see Chris, ring his neck.
08:27I almost did already.
08:29What? You got me with him too?
08:31Um, hey, do you remember a patient called Eta Riddell? Chris operated on her.
08:36Uh, yeah, when he was in his hermit phase, yeah.
08:38I just found out her mum died.
08:41Oh my god, what a kid. There was two of them, right?
08:43Yeah, Eta and Kahu.
08:45Oh my god, well, do they have support?
08:48Well, they still have their dad, and maybe some other family.
08:51Hey.
08:53Julian said Georgia was on the transplant list, and that we pushed Esther ahead of her in the line.
08:58What? No!
08:59Well, it is possible.
09:01Yeah, but it's also possible that he is messing with you.
09:04You think?
09:05Yeah, I mean, what are the chances that they...
09:08Half the lonely dragon, eh?
09:16Where's Claire?
09:19Uh, avoiding me, probably.
09:22Well, why?
09:24Esther?
09:26What, she's still not upset about me and you, is she?
09:29I mean, we're not even a thing.
09:31Eh?
09:32No, no, she's, uh...
09:34Now she's worked up about Hendrix.
09:36For no reason.
09:37Because?
09:40She thinks I'm gonna go back to him, because I said he's a good surgeon.
09:46You're not gonna go back there, right?
09:48Of course not.
09:49But, you know, Cleo.
09:51Obsess, obsess, obsess.
09:53I am.
09:55Yeah.
09:55I think she's gone somewhere else to hang out.
09:58Are you up for a transphanoidal pituitary tumour resection tomorrow?
10:11Through the nose?
10:12Hell, yes.
10:13I've observed one.
10:14I've never actually done it.
10:15Okay, I'll send you the notes, see what you think.
10:16Patients are named Holloway.
10:17Good.
10:18Cheers, mate.
10:19One other thing.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Cleo.
10:22God, yeah.
10:25Poor thing.
10:25She really gets the nerves, doesn't she?
10:27Yeah, she does.
10:28I'm pretty addicted to handling that, but you might find that...
10:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:31Any advice would be amazing.
10:33You know, I just wanted to feel comfortable.
10:34Okay, well, I'm her mentor, so I'll be continuing to do that where I can.
10:38If you do find yourself in theatre with her, just go easy.
10:41Teach her what you can.
10:42You may find you get a bit more of that with Warner off the roster.
10:44I'll be doing surgeries and teaching opportunities where I can.
10:47Someone's spreading themselves too thin.
10:50I'll send you those notes.
10:51Cheers, Drew.
10:51Appreciate it.
10:52I'm still on the surgical list.
10:54You can still write your head in the sand, more like.
10:56You can't do it all, mate.
10:59And that is why you should speak with me.
11:01Because I have the figures in front of me.
11:03Oh, okay.
11:04Believe me, I would prefer you speak to Chris Warner, too.
11:09Great.
11:09Speak to him five minutes when you don't know what you're on about.
11:12Oh, God.
11:15You're teetering, aren't you?
11:16What?
11:16On the edge.
11:17What?
11:18What's going on with your make-up?
11:21I was a bit washed out.
11:22I needed some colour.
11:23Well, you got it.
11:24Okay, you don't need to be like that.
11:26Sounds like you're acting CEO.
11:27I bloody well am.
11:28Well, you should fight for the job title and then the money.
11:31Yeah, I would if I had the time.
11:33But I've got to deal with this whole other...
11:34Whole other...
11:35Naz, hide me.
11:37Everyone's doing that today.
11:38Mike.
11:39I can't talk.
11:44Is she okay?
11:46Define okay.
11:47Well, good news, Dylan.
11:50No broken bones.
11:51Cool.
11:51I'll defer you now to Dr. Achari.
11:53Thank you, Dr. Colson.
11:54I'll prescribe you some anti-inflammatories for the RSI, and it might be worth wearing a wrist brace when you sleep.
11:59Okay.
11:59But that's only short-term relief, right?
12:01Your wrist needs rest to recover properly, so take a break from the gaming for a bit, yeah?
12:05For how long?
12:09As long as it takes.
12:11Yeah, what she said.
12:13So, like, like a week, or...
12:16Is this a new thing, Dylan?
12:19Hold that thought.
12:20Kind of.
12:21Then it goes away.
12:24Yeah, that doesn't look like RSI to me.
12:26It's clearly not orthopedic.
12:27You've got this, isn't it?
12:28I know what I'm talking about.
12:30When I used to play Spacey's...
12:31Yeah, it was so cool you used to play in the 40s.
12:33Um, Poppy's got it under control, though.
12:35Dylan, I'm going to prescribe you something for those tremors.
12:39Uh, Doug, can I get two milligrams of oral diazepam here, please?
12:42I can grab that.
12:43I'll help out.
12:44All right.
12:46And then I'm going to run a few more tests.
12:48Really?
12:49Yeah.
12:51Yeah, I'm just rolling a few things out.
12:54I think you're right.
12:55Sorry, sir.
12:58You've been in to see Al Gregson?
13:00Yeah, he's responding well to the corticosteroids.
13:02Surely I don't need to remind you to log everything.
13:05Did I not update the file?
13:07You didn't.
13:08Where's your head at?
13:09Sorry.
13:10I've been trying to sort this as discharges with Chris being AWOL.
13:12Yeah, well, I need your head in the game.
13:14It's difficult enough in this department as it is.
13:16Of course.
13:17I'm here.
13:17You know I am.
13:18Yeah, sure.
13:20What's that supposed to mean?
13:22You'll understand if I don't have a lot of faith in you.
13:27Just follow the tip of this with your eyes, please.
13:33Okay.
13:35Will you squeeze my fingers for me?
13:38That feels kind of weak.
13:40Yeah, that could be the diazepam, but it's not the gaming that's hurt you, Dylan.
13:44For real?
13:45Yeah.
13:46Something else is going on.
13:48I can't get you in for a CT today, but you're happy to come back tomorrow?
13:52Sure, yeah.
13:53I can make that work.
13:54Good man.
13:55Nothing to worry about.
13:56We'll just get to the bottom of this.
13:58You really think it's neurological?
14:02Well, I know RSI, and that's not it.
14:04Don't get to be top of the table in Street Fighter without getting the odd, Rusty.
14:09So you played too?
14:10Oh, yeah.
14:10I don't mind telling you that back in the day in Lower Heart, I was the one to be.
14:14Oh, is this in your misspent use, isn't it?
14:16Well, I can neither confirm nor deny, but I will say I won the odd prize.
14:20Impressive.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:22Logan, do you still have my machine?
14:24Yeah.
14:24You gave it to me.
14:26Let's get on it.
14:27On it?
14:28What?
14:28On it?
14:29On it.
14:29In the game and, you know, a few drinks.
14:31I'll definitely feel like that after I've got through today.
14:33Sounds good.
14:35Marianne, you know your way around a spacer?
14:36God, no.
14:38But I do know my way around a good bottle of red.
14:40What time's good?
14:41What's happening?
14:42Uh, it's a boomer party at Al's.
14:47Hey, you're still here?
14:48Jesus, Mom.
14:49What are you doing?
14:50Trying to keep your wife in here for longer?
14:52No.
14:54Georgia Riddell.
14:55Marty, yo.
14:57We all have enough problems.
14:58Why are you looking for more?
15:00I'm not making this anyone else's problem.
15:01Oh, really?
15:02Looking up confidential patient records?
15:05You don't think that's going to fall on anyone else?
15:06Look, I just need to know, okay?
15:07I need to know, she wasn't a match for the hardest to go.
15:10Look, Marty, please just stop.
15:11Just go home.
15:12You go home, to Nas.
15:13This is eating me up.
15:14I can't stop thinking about it.
15:16Look, I know she was on the transplant list, okay?
15:18I just need to check her blood type.
15:19Okay, okay.
15:21And what if it's the same?
15:21Then what?
15:25Oh, God, it's the same, isn't it?
15:28Cause of death.
15:30Cardiac arrest.
15:30Oh, God.
15:33Well, Julian wasn't lying.
15:35Well, I mean, it's not complicit.
15:37Looks pretty conclusive from where I'm sitting.
15:39I'm just saying, it might not mean what it says, it means, Marty.
15:43It might not be 100% facts, you know?
15:44Just, just stand down, yeah?
15:46You guys okay?
15:47Yeah, right.
15:48Yes.
15:48Hi, I need you.
15:49Look, this might be a coincidence, okay?
15:52Yeah.
15:52What's happening?
15:53I need some answers.
15:54Ah, take that sucker.
16:07Not bad.
16:09You ready to step up, Warner?
16:10Happy to.
16:11Ah, enough to the CEO position, though, am I right?
16:14See you walking around the hospital with a face like a smack bum.
16:17Yeah, sooner I get back to doctoring and teaching, the better.
16:20Yeah.
16:21The arrest has been out here to be discharged.
16:23She's not ready.
16:24I had to escape when I told her she wasn't happy.
16:27Oh, yeah?
16:27She would have thrown something at you if she had the energy, am I right?
16:31Look at you go, Emmy.
16:33Put your hands on, Jim.
16:37How is this happening?
16:39I think your mum's putting the moves on, aren't they?
16:42Put me off my dinner, man.
16:43How long are they going to be here?
16:47That Beaujolais chilled here, darling.
17:05Hi.
17:06Um, Charlotte, right?
17:08Uh, hi.
17:09Hey, I was just wondering if I could ask you a few questions about Hendrix.
17:16Hendrix?
17:17Yeah, like, how long you guys have been together for.
17:20Sorry, what?
17:21Who are you?
17:22Oh, I'm Cleo.
17:23I work at the hospital.
17:24Sorry, I gotta go.
17:27Here you go.
17:29Thanks, babe.
17:31Where should we go for dinner?
17:34Oh, he's good.
17:35Have you heard from Cleo?
17:40Nope.
17:42Maybe this is her.
17:49Greetings.
17:50Hey.
17:51Hey.
17:51Drew.
17:52Drew.
17:52Hi.
17:54I guess the old people invited you.
17:56Hey, this isn't an ageist event, is it?
17:58It's an unsanctioned one.
18:00It's amazing.
18:00Let's love it.
18:01After you want it.
18:01Okay.
18:05Oh, my God.
18:06It's like an infestation.
18:07I'd spend hours on this.
18:09I might move it back home.
18:11Oh, what?
18:11So you can spend all your spare time on it?
18:13Do I detect a hint of jealousy there, Abby?
18:18I'm not doing this without Chris.
18:20Please steamroll you into agreeing with him.
18:22No, I agree with him.
18:24Another night will do you good.
18:25You're not going through all that you have just to go downhill because we preempted things.
18:31I'll, uh, leave you to it.
18:33Thanks, Noss.
18:34We need to speak when you're done here.
18:35What is it?
18:37Not now.
18:38Whatever it is, just say it.
18:41What, you're still mad at me?
18:42I get that.
18:42I need to talk to Esther, okay?
18:43I'll be waiting outside.
18:45If you have something to say, just say it.
18:48You really want to do this here?
18:50Fine.
18:51I think you should transfer.
18:53What?
18:53Why?
18:54You're distracted and untrustworthy.
18:55I don't want you in my department.
18:57Look, I'm sorry, Esther.
18:58This wasn't the time or the place.
19:00You can continue working until we find a replacement.
19:01What's going on now?
19:09So there I was, at a fight of this idiot with a PhD in art therapy.
19:15Can you believe it?
19:15Not a real doctor, mate.
19:16Not a real doctor.
19:17And I performed that tracheotomy right there on the airplane floor.
19:22What'd you use?
19:23A steak knife from first class and a straw.
19:25Well, lucky it wasn't one of those stupid cardboard straws.
19:27For once, I'd have to agree with your dated views, Emmy.
19:31It's not dated.
19:31There's nothing wrong with the plastic straws.
19:33As long as you don't chuck it in the sea when you're done.
19:35Doesn't take a genius to figure that out.
19:36I don't know.
19:37Single-use plastics are a bit of a scourge.
19:39Apart from medical usage, of course.
19:41I told you to get rid of them.
19:43I don't know how.
19:44And they asked me to join them, so I thought I did good by staying away.
19:48Oh, no.
19:49Oh, no, no, no.
19:50No.
19:50No.
19:52No.
19:53Fetching pyjamas?
19:54Oh, my God.
19:55No one says fetching.
19:57And no one invited you.
19:59Well, keep it down.
20:00Sorry, but I can't have a Shortland Street boss summit in my flat.
20:05That's just weird.
20:07You're right.
20:07Let's clear out.
20:08I did what I came to do anyway.
20:10Wiped the floor with a lot of you.
20:12Poppy, Logan, thank you for your hospitality.
20:15I thought you young people knew I had a party.
20:17You can carry on at mine.
20:18I've got to relieve the babysitter.
20:20And you have to gear up for another day, CEO.
20:23Oh, God.
20:24Don't remind me.
20:27Adios.
20:28It looks like it's just us, yeah.
20:32Are you me?
20:35And this bottle of black stuff.
20:37Uh, no, no.
20:39This is mine.
20:41And you are not going home with you.
20:43Separate taxis.
20:44Yeah, I'll order them.
20:46Nice of you to show your face.
20:47It's all right.
20:48Mine's two minutes away.
20:53I do not fancy a solo ride home.
20:57Mum.
20:57I can help with that.
20:59Mum.
21:00Mum.
21:02Mum.
21:04Sorry, Pops.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:08Yeah, they're definitely going to do it.
21:12I mean, it's like scientifically impossible.
21:15So I honestly, I don't know what I'm worried about.
21:17And this sickness thing?
21:18People get sick in the morning.
21:19It happens.
21:20Hello.
21:20I'm sure it's happened to you, right?
21:22Uh, not unless I'm hungover.
21:23Right.
21:23Okay, cool.
21:24Well, me being late, it's not a big deal.
21:27It happens because of stress.
21:28And, Sage, take a minute to think about the year I have had.
21:30I'm genuinely surprised that I get a period at all.
21:32Do you know what I'm saying?
21:33Are my results coming?
21:34I'll just refresh the page right now.
21:36It must be just like a technical error, you know, like a chemical thing.
21:39You know what?
21:40I bet you, all over the world, a bunch of dud pregnancy tests are being sold to women
21:44who are getting false positives and, like, freaking out.
21:47God damn it, I should sue.
21:48Mum.
21:50It's back.
21:50What does it say?
21:52No!
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