00:00Which NFL teams sitting at 0-2 are in panic mode already after two weeks?
00:05So there are 10 teams without a dub so far heading into week 3.
00:09So here's our ranking from who can steal R-E-L-A-X to who needs to go into that panic room by now.
00:16Number 10, the Browns.
00:18I'm going to be honest, I wasn't nor am expecting anything coming from this franchise with a 40-year-old QB1.
00:25I'm only watching to see when Shador's name started.
00:28Number 9, the New Orleans Saints.
00:30No disrespect, but Spencer Rattler is the starting quarterback down in the N.O.
00:34They've still been somewhat competitive in those two losses, so there's N.O. panic down in the N.O.
00:41Number 8 and number 7, the Bears and the Panthers.
00:44Both of these teams have two former number 1 overall draft picks.
00:48Those are supposed to be franchise and culture changes.
00:51If the Bears don't turn it around, we're going to question how great of a quarterback guru Ben Johnson actually is.
00:58If the Panthers don't, it's the Panthers.
01:00They're not really trading.
01:01Number 6, the Jets.
01:03I know the roster Aaron Glenn inherited, but this man has said and done all the right things since he took over as the head coach.
01:10Week 1, the offense was on fire.
01:13Week 2, eh, same old J-E-T-S.
01:16Number 5, the Texans.
01:18They traded away their top tackle on an offensive line that couldn't protect C.J. Stroud at all last season.
01:24Can't score in the red zone this season.
01:26There's no real panic, though, because you're still in the AFC South.
01:31Number 4, Titans.
01:32You have the number 1 pick and the top quarterback taken in this year's draft.
01:36Jaden Daniels took the Commanders to the NFC Championship game as the number 2 overall pick
01:41and the second quarterback taken in last year's draft.
01:44We've seen flashes from camp, but he and this team need to get right fast to keep up with,
01:51I can't believe I'm saying this, Daniel Jones and the Colts in the AFC South.
01:57Number 3, the Chiefs.
01:59Yeah, they got Patrick Mahomes, but the Chiefs aren't used to being 0-2 and being in the bad neighborhood of the NFL.
02:05You know, down here with all these broke-ass, non-winning-ass teams.
02:09They're used to being in that plush, nice neighborhood with the golf courses and the bubble tee shops.
02:15If they lose to the Giants and go 0-3, Mahomes, they're going to turn on you and get up.
02:21Number 2, the Giants.
02:24Joe Shane said that they were a quarterback away, and Russ absolutely balled out against the Cowboys
02:29and showed Giants fans something that they ain't seen in a while, a vertical passing game.
02:35You know how the New York media and the fans can get when expectations aren't met.
02:40Too much riding on the line in East Rutherford, and I'm not trying to see planes flying around MetLife Stadium this season.
02:48Last but not least, number 1, the Miami Dolphins.
02:51Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
02:53Mike McDaniels was that young IT coach a couple of years ago, and now it looks like it's about to be fins down, down in the 305.
03:01They paid Tua, so maybe he stays around, but if they don't turn it around soon, it's bye-bye Mikey.
03:07That's the ranking of the 10 teams we think need a win.
03:10Who's in panic mode, and who should we just not really care about?
03:14Do your thing in the comments, y'all.
03:16Let's keep this conversation going.
