- 7 weeks ago
Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Movie
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00:00Attenzione prego!
00:02Si prega di portare attenzione la manaccia!
00:05Non lo ecco!
00:07Numero 3 del volo...
00:11Oh!
00:13Veda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me!
00:17I... I'm so clumsy today!
00:19Mi scusi, cara!
00:21Mi scusi, cara!
00:25Welcome to Sicily!
00:30Idiot!
00:36Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:39Do you like him?
00:41Hmm?
00:44What the hell is this?
00:47Honey, I don't know how...
00:49Do you want everyone to see you naked?
00:51I'm talking to the hotel!
00:53Hey, you! Wait!
00:54Hey, you! Wait!
00:55Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
00:57No!
00:58No, senor! I'm in Harry!
00:59We're Americans! We pay well!
01:01Get my wallet!
01:03You have it!
01:05Ciao!
01:07Damn it!
01:08The wallet is gone!
01:09We are broke now!
01:10Happy?
01:11What are you looking at, huh?
01:12I'm not a man!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:30No!
01:31No!
01:32No!
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:35I'm broke now!
01:36Happy!
01:37What are you looking at, huh?
01:38Other guy!
01:39Undoing your dress?
01:40Where you did let the lead!
01:41This is your fault!
01:51Senorre!
01:53You dropped this!
01:57Thanks!
01:58So...
01:59You guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:02Put this suitcase in!
02:04Go, go!
02:07Please!
02:11Come on!
02:23Wait!
02:25Where did you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby!
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:40Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:50Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:09Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19Thief.
03:20I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:26Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:30Face of yours?
03:32Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
03:59In Sicily.
04:03Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:26Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just she and I.
04:36She...
04:37And I.
04:38She...
04:39She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:53Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth, Madonna Mia.
05:02What's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senora.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Basta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20No.
05:21No.
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Bravo.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:31Oh, no.
05:32That's rude.
05:33Senora Caruso.
05:34That's rude.
05:35You're Cecilia.
05:36I'm Cecilia.
05:37She...
05:38Allora.
05:39So when's the way?
05:40It's tomorrow.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh.
05:43Then I'll come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:57Laura has sent it.
05:58Mateus, excuse me.
05:59Hey, Santa Maria.
06:00Who is such a bad kisser?
06:02I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:05Tranquil.
06:06Tranquilla.
06:07Tranquilla.
06:08Bella.
06:09You're a tourist.
06:10They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:11That's a silly wedding, eh?
06:12Hey, listen.
06:13You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:14I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:15So either we're saving each other.
06:16Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:17Hey, listen.
06:18You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:19I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:20So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:23Good.
06:24What's wrong with you?
06:25Once, just once.
06:26Even after the prayer we killed three times.
06:27I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:28And you don't want to go back to the jail.
06:30No.
06:31But I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:32So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:34No.
06:35No.
06:36No.
06:37No.
06:38No.
06:39No.
06:40No.
06:41No.
06:42No.
06:43No.
06:44No.
06:45No.
06:46No.
06:47No.
06:48No.
06:49No.
06:50No.
06:51No.
06:52No.
06:53what godforsaken place is this what this is where we're getting married tomorrow
07:03what wedding francesco francesco ciao fratello uh adesso meet my bride hi
07:15americano oh francesco si cento per cento americano mateo idri mince cosa you disappear for weeks
07:29you steal and not today you bring this americana you call bride into your family taverna
07:37ora non parliamo italiano we speak inglese for you ma fratello fratello ma basta fratello
07:44she's family right now how could you be having now we just do this is our family cafe i'm the only
07:51one working here while you're off doing god no water what is in your head you know the echo
08:00keyer is too loud because this taver is always empty sick of this so sick of this maybe if you
08:11actually have the wound of me on a verge of bankruptcy work here yourself and for your damn wedding
08:22so
08:27your brother hates you you steal police are after you and you're in your family cafe you're doing great
08:39this is not just a cafe that's my father's life my mother's my brother's in mine
08:52oh
08:55and i steal just to cover the depths
08:58because that's the only way i can save this place
09:02you know what my brother's right you're americana you'll never understand
09:09yeah i uh
09:11there was something familiar in this boy
09:17oh yes shattered dreams of a happy family
09:25where you're valued and loved
09:28are this your parents stay out of this
09:54yes
10:01yes
10:01or mine papa
10:03there was
10:15always a sea of people here
10:17a mediterranean sea
10:19as papa called it
10:21but after they died
10:24silence
10:26they always wanted me and my brother to
10:29keep the tavern alive
10:31there will be new life
10:34new weddings new people
10:36but we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive
10:41we can't even recreate mama's cook
10:46i know what it's like to live one life
10:55while dreaming of another
10:57man
11:04manager
11:05hmm
11:06And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret.
11:36One I was trying to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
12:06Mom, with such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates, you will see the same sign. Close. Mark my words.
12:17What? No. No, no, no. It couldn't be.
12:39Hey, hey, hey. I'm not done yet. Don't jinx it.
12:50But how? Oh, it's exactly like Mama's. It was all in there.
12:57But how? Oh, it's exactly like Mama's. It was all in there.
13:12But Francesco and I, we tried cooking many times, hundred times. Tavern ever worked. The tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:35No. I'm not a woman. An Angela sent from the heaven.
13:45Hey. You want me to steal something for you, huh? Maybe the Venice?
13:53You're separating me for every five minutes. Of course.
14:10Santa Maria. Madonna Santa. The real customers.
14:16Damn internet. Damn Italy. Where is the police station? Damn Italy.
14:29Oh, hey, you. I've been robbed. Do something. Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend. If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already, and I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet. My wife missing too.
14:52Oh, wife missing with the wallet. Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:02Case closed. That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back. In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao, American.
15:17Hey, you. You're a local, right?
15:21I need the car. I find my wife.
15:25I will pay you. If you find her. My wife.
15:31Allora! Mateo! Francesco.
15:35As if wallets weren't enough. You're stealing wives now to-
15:37Basta, basta. Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta. I didn't steal her. I love her.
15:41Do you hear yourself, Mateo? We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
15:45But she saved our tavern.
15:47What have you...
16:04What's going on?
16:05I melted into that place, into the walls, the people.
16:35The smell of food and the words, there was so much love and family warmth, everything I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
17:05Oh, it's so nice you showed up here, this food is lucky to have you, just like as we all are.
17:16I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani.
17:20A domani, ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:24That's...
17:26Mom.
17:28Grazie.
17:30Grazie, mom.
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from Amber.
17:37We're an angelo.
17:38Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:53Well, this all needs, you know?
17:58Si.
17:58But you know, you're in Italy.
18:03Nobody's in her here.
18:04He stole me, just to give me my dream.
18:30And I was afraid to close my eyes, afraid to breathe, to move.
18:39Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:05Allora, tutti.
19:17Oh, ma che cos'è?
19:19Salute americana.
19:20Hi.
19:21Ma che cos'è?
19:22Why are you in distress?
19:24Oh, this is Andres Walter.
19:26Eh?
19:27Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:29Bellissimo.
19:30Si, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:40For you.
19:41Because you are a family now.
19:44Si, si, si.
19:46Si.
19:50Va bene.
19:51Ci vediamo.
19:52Allora.
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:03But I couldn't.
20:07I couldn't keep deceiving these people.
20:10Just to save myself.
20:12Hey, hey.
20:22Wait.
20:23Uh, you promised to help me.
20:25I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:29Oh, strange.
20:30I never received anything.
20:32Wait.
20:32Are you going to help me or not?
20:36You see, Sicilian police always have those in need.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:46Scusi.
20:48You've got to be kidding me.
20:56Bye.
20:56Ciao, tutti.
20:58And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:16I stood there looking into his eyes.
21:28And I realized that for the first time in my life, I had met the one who made him happy.
21:35Forgive me.
21:36I'm so clumsy today, Miss Coozie.
21:39His first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:46The way he looked at me.
21:57His tenderness.
22:00And what happened between us that night.
22:09I dreamed of being with him.
22:16But I couldn't.
22:18I only had one thing to say.
22:21I can't.
22:24I'm sorry.
22:25I...
22:26I can't become part of your big family.
22:30Because family isn't to be deceived and I...
22:33I deceive you all.
22:35I'm married.
22:41It's all fake and...
22:43Matera only helped me to escape my husband.
22:47So you lied to me after all?
22:49No, no.
22:49Come inside.
22:50No, no.
22:50He did it for me.
22:52I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:58Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:03And here he is.
23:07Darling.
23:08It's alright.
23:09It's all right.
23:11Come with me and we'll leave this country, damn it, town right now, okay?
23:18Forgive me for lying to me.
23:26I'm sorry.
23:32Hey, wait.
23:35What if it's not a lie?
23:38Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:41Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:46Kara, listen.
23:46Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:52What?
23:53What do you say?
23:54All the both?
23:55She's married.
23:57She's married, Christ's sake.
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him, but right now you're here.
24:05In Cisum.
24:06Among three C's, among my family and...
24:09And my tavern.
24:11And I want all this to be yours.
24:15Hear me?
24:16I am yours.
24:19And I want you to be my angel.
24:21I'm not there.
24:22Hey!
24:23Are you invisible?
24:24Huh?
24:25Do a cop.
24:25Do something.
24:26Faster!
24:28If they say their vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses,
24:35then you legal marriage...
24:37Then you legal marriage...
24:38Nothing!
24:40My child, have you been married in church?
24:44No.
24:45We were about to, so then, it's up to you.
24:52Let me be a husband.
24:53Yes.
24:56I said yes.
24:58What?
24:59It's illegal!
25:00It's illegal!
25:02Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:16Remember that.
25:17I'm Kyra, and this is my Italian love story.
25:24To be continued...
25:40To be continued...
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