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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Episodes
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00:00Attenzione prego!
00:02Si prega di portare attenzione la manaccia!
00:05Non lo ecco!
00:07Numero 3 del volo...
00:11Oh!
00:13Veda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me!
00:17I... I'm so clumsy today!
00:19Mi scusi, cara!
00:21Mi scusi, cara!
00:25Welcome to Sicily!
00:30Idiot!
00:36Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:39Do you like him?
00:41Hmm?
00:44What the hell is this?
00:47Honey, I don't know how...
00:49Do you want everyone to see you naked?
00:51I'm talking to the hotel!
00:53Hey, you! Wait!
00:54Hey, you! Wait!
00:55Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
00:57No!
00:58No, senor! I'm in Harry!
00:59We're Americans! We pay well!
01:01Get my wallet!
01:03You have it!
01:05Ciao!
01:07Damn it!
01:08The wallet is gone!
01:09We are broke now!
01:10Happy?
01:11What are you looking at, huh?
01:12I'm not a man!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:30No!
01:31No!
01:32No!
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:44I'm sorry!
01:46Moira!
01:47No!
01:49Peppa!
01:50No!
01:51No!
01:53Okay, we don't have no idea all this.
01:56That's pretty much of theìë€!
01:57How is that?
01:58Is your ass zelothićž?
01:59Yes, we'll have to fight again.
02:00Are we there now?
02:01Uh, yeah.
02:02Put this suitcase in.
02:03Go, go.
02:07Please.
02:11Come on.
02:23Wait.
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:31What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:40Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me?
02:44You just kidnapped me.
02:50Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:53God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06I just thought you were a thief.
03:09Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19Thief.
03:20I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:26Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:30Face of yours?
03:31Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:46Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a stronson.
03:55Winter things?
03:56In summer, in Sicily.
04:03Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just she and I.
04:36She...
04:37And I.
04:38She...
04:39She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:54Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth, Madonna Mia.
05:02What's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senora.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Vasta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20Uh...
05:21No.
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Ma brava.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:31Oh, no.
05:32That's rude.
05:33Senora Caruso.
05:34That's rude.
05:35You're Cecilia.
05:36I'm Cecilia.
05:37She...
05:38It's the wedding.
05:39It's tomorrow.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:44Then I'll come to celebration.
05:46But...
05:47Beware.
05:48If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:52Then we'll be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:56Yeah.
05:58At our family tavern.
06:00At the money.
06:02Laura has sent it.
06:04Mateus, excuse me.
06:06Hey, Santa Maria.
06:08Am I such a bad kisser?
06:10I came here to escape my husband.
06:12And now I have to get married instead?
06:14Tranquilla.
06:15Tranquilla, Bella.
06:16You're a tourist.
06:17They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:20And I'll see you in the wedding, eh?
06:22Hey, listen.
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:26I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:28So either we're saving each other.
06:30Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:36I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:38But I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:40I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:41And I'll go back to the jail.
06:42What's wrong with you?
06:46Once, just once.
06:47Even after the prayer, we kissed three times.
06:50What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?
07:01This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:04Santa Lucilia, what wedding?
07:07Francesco.
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:11Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:15Hi.
07:16Americano.
07:19Oh, Francesco, sĂŹ.
07:21100% Americano.
07:23Matteo, you drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal!
07:31And not today you bring this Americano.
07:35You call Bride into our family tavern.
07:38Now, don't speak Italian.
07:39We speak English for the Americano.
07:41But, brother, brother.
07:43Ma basta.
07:44Fratello, she's family right now.
07:46How could you?
07:47You have enough.
07:48We just do.
07:49This is our family cafe.
07:51I'm the only one working here.
07:52What do you know?
07:53We got no water.
07:55Water is in your head.
07:56It's fine.
07:57It's fine.
07:58Don't let the voice with me.
07:59You know, the echo here is too loud.
08:01Because this tavern is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:04Sick of these.
08:05I'm so sick of these.
08:06Maybe if you actually helped me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:17Work here yourself.
08:19And for your dumb wedding.
08:23So, your brother hates you.
08:31You steal.
08:32Police are after you.
08:34And you ruin your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:39This is not just a cafe.
08:44That's my father's life.
08:49My mother's.
08:51My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:08You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:14There was something familiar in this boy.
09:19Poor Camise.
09:20Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family.
09:25Where you're valued.
09:27And loved.
09:44Are these your parents?
09:49Stay out of this.
09:54Yes.
09:59All mine, Papa.
10:03There was always a sea of people here, a Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:24But after they died, they always wanted me and my brother to keep the tower alive.
10:32There will be new life, new weddings, new people.
10:37But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tower alive.
10:44We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:53I know what it's like to live one life while dreaming of another.
11:02What's going on?
11:07The cream.
11:09And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying to solve.
11:28Not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:35So you are at Jordan, maybe order something else, anything at all.
11:44I'd rather you.
11:54Senora Giordano, senora Giordano, vi prego.
11:56Maybe, maybe order something else.
11:58Anything at all.
12:07Ma, for such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:14At the gates, you will see the same sign. Close. Mark my words.
12:40No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:44Hey!
12:52Arancini?
12:53No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:56Pasta alla norma.
12:58Ma, come here.
12:59Hey, hey, hey.
13:01I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:09But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like mamma's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:18A tavern ever worked.
13:22The, the tavern emptied because of you.
13:25Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:31Only women could understand them.
13:36No.
13:39I'm not a woman.
13:40An Angelo sent from the heaven.
13:46Hey.
13:49You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
13:53You're separating me for every five minutes?
14:08Of course.
14:09Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:15The real customers.
14:21Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:30Who are you?
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:39If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.
14:43And I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:50My wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:04Case closed.
15:06That's it?
15:08If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:11In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:14Ciao, Americano.
15:18Hey, you, you.
15:20You're a local, right?
15:22I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:27I will pay you.
15:29If you find her.
15:31My wife.
15:32I will pay you.
15:33If you find her.
15:34My wife.
15:36I will pay you.
15:37If you find her.
15:38My wife.
15:39I will pay you.
15:40I will pay you.
15:41I will pay you.
15:43I will pay you.
15:45Then?
15:47Mateo!
15:48Francesco.
15:50As if wallet's weren't enough.
15:52You're stealing wives now, Tua.
15:54Basta, basta.
15:55Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:57I didn't steal her.
15:58I love her.
15:59Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved our tavern.
16:05What?
16:07Let's go.
16:08Let's go.
16:09Let's go.
16:10Let's go.
16:11Let's go.
16:12Let's go.
16:13Let's go.
16:22I melted into that place.
16:25Into the walls.
16:30The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:40There was so much love and family warmth.
16:46Everything I ever dreamed of.
16:49And I melted into his eyes.
16:54Irrevocably and completely.
16:58Hey, good evening.
17:00We'll see you later.
17:01Bye, bye.
17:03Don't forget to come tomorrow, yes?
17:05Yes.
17:06Bye.
17:08Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:12This food is lucky to have you.
17:15Just like as we all are.
17:18I'll be waiting for tomorrow's ready.
17:20A domani.
17:21A domani, ciao.
17:22Ciao.
17:24That...
17:27Mamma.
17:29Grazie.
17:30Grazie, mamma.
17:32Ah.
17:34Looks like our parents sent you from Amber.
17:37We're an Angelo.
17:39Yeah, yeah.
17:40Yeah, yeah.
17:41Yeah, yeah.
17:42Yeah, yeah.
17:43Yeah, yeah.
17:49What?
17:54Well, this all needs, you know?
17:58Si.
18:00But you know, you're in Italy.
18:03And nobody's in her here.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Stop.
18:09No, you're not here now.
18:26He stole me.
18:28Just to give me my dream.
18:30And I was afraid to close my eyes, afraid to breathe, to move.
19:00Because I knew the stream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:16Allora a tutti!
19:18Oh, ma che cos'Ăš? Salute americana!
19:20Hi.
19:21Ma che cos'Ăš?
19:23Why are you in distress?
19:25Oh, this is Andreas Walder.
19:27Bellissimo, Francesco. Bellissimo!
19:30Si, signora Giordana, this is our mother.
19:36We kept it in our family home.
19:40For you, because you are a family now.
19:44Si, si, si.
19:47Si.
19:50Va bene, ci vediamo!
19:52Allora!
19:57I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:04But I couldn't.
20:07I couldn't keep deceiving these people.
20:11Just to save myself.
20:12To save myself.
20:20Hey! Hey!
20:22Wait!
20:24You promised to help me.
20:26I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:30Strange, I never received anything.
20:32Wait!
20:34Are you going to help me or not?
20:37You see,
20:39Sicilian police always help those in need.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:46Scusi!
20:48You've got to be kidding me!
20:50Wait!
20:51Wait!
20:52Wait!
20:53Wait!
20:54Wait!
20:55Wait!
20:56Wait!
20:57Ciao tutti!
20:58Hey!
20:59Hey!
21:00Hi!
21:02Hi!
21:04Hi!
21:05Hi!
21:07Hi!
21:09Hi!
21:11Hi!
21:13Hi!
21:14from above the bride
21:16I stood there
21:26looking into his eyes
21:27and I realized that for the
21:30first time in my life
21:31I had met the one who made
21:34him happy
21:34his first hug
21:44his first touch
21:46she's my fiance
21:48his first kiss
21:51the way he looked at me
21:56his tenderness
21:58and what happened between us
22:02that night
22:03I dreamed
22:10of being with him
22:12but I couldn't
22:18I only had one thing to say
22:21I can't
22:22I'm sorry I
22:25I can't become part of your big family
22:29because family isn't to be deceived
22:32and I
22:32I deceived you all
22:36I'm married
22:39it's all fake
22:42and
22:42my turn only helped me to escape my husband
22:46so you lied to me after all
22:49no no he did it for me
22:51I asked him to
22:53this fake wedding was my decision
22:55and if anyone deserves a punishment
22:57because I'm the one with a husband
23:01and here he is
23:04darling
23:08it's alright
23:09come with me
23:12and we
23:13leave this country
23:15damn it
23:16town
23:17right now
23:18okay
23:18forgive me for lying to me
23:23I'm sorry
23:27hey wait
23:33what if it's
23:36not a lie
23:37maybe you're not here
23:39by an accident
23:40maybe someone above
23:43brought us together here
23:45Kara listen
23:46only you could
23:48bring life back to this place
23:50and change me
23:52what
23:53what do you say
23:53all the both
23:55she's married
23:56she's married
23:57for Christ's sake
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed
24:01I don't care who you are to him
24:03but
24:03right now you're here
24:05in Sisal
24:06among three sis
24:07among my family
24:08and
24:08and my daughter
24:10and I want all this to be yours
24:13hear me
24:16I am yours
24:18and I want you to be my angel
24:20not there
24:21hey
24:22are you invisible
24:23huh
24:24you a cop
24:25do something
24:26faster
24:27if they say
24:29their
24:30vows here
24:31in presence of God
24:33a priest
24:34and all these witnesses
24:35then you
24:36legal marriage
24:38nothing
24:40my child
24:41have you been married in church
24:43no
24:44we were about to
24:47so
24:47then
24:48it's up to you
24:50let me be a husband
24:53yes
24:56I said yes
24:58what
24:58it's illegal
24:59it's illegal
25:01love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:10it's when they open the doors of their home
25:13and family to you
25:15remember that
25:17I'm Kira
25:20and this
25:22is my Italian love story
25:24I'm Kira
25:25it'sæ
25:33so
25:35I'm
25:36the
25:36of leads
25:37I'm
25:37the
25:38in neces
25:41it's
25:41I'm
25:41I'm
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