- 3 months ago
Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Attenzione prego!
00:02Si prega di portare attenzione la manaccia!
00:05Non lo ecco!
00:07Numero 3 del volo...
00:11Oh!
00:13Veda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me!
00:17I... I'm so clumsy today!
00:19Mi scusi, cara!
00:21Mi scusi, cara!
00:25Welcome to Sicily!
00:30Idiot!
00:36Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:39Do you like him?
00:41Hmm?
00:44What the hell is this?
00:47Honey, I don't know how...
00:49Do you want everyone to see you naked?
00:51I'm talking to the hotel!
00:53Hey, you! Wait!
00:54Hey, you! Wait!
00:55Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
00:57No!
00:58No, senor! I'm in Harry!
00:59We're Americans! We pay well!
01:01Get my wallet!
01:03You have it!
01:05Ciao!
01:07Damn it!
01:08The wallet is gone!
01:09We are broke now!
01:10Happy?
01:11What are you looking at, huh?
01:12I'm not a man!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:30No!
01:31No!
01:32No!
01:33I'm broke now!
01:34Happy!
01:35What are you looking at, huh?
01:37Other guy?
01:38Undoing your dress?
01:40Where you did let me live...
01:41This is your fault!
01:51Senoré!
01:53You dropped this!
01:57Thanks.
01:58So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:01Uh... yeah.
02:02Put this suitcase in!
02:04Go, go!
02:07Please!
02:11Come on!
02:23Wait!
02:25Where did you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby!
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:40Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:50Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:09Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19Thief.
03:20I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:26Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:30Face of yours?
03:32Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
03:59In Sicily.
04:03Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:26Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just she and I.
04:36She...
04:37And I.
04:38She...
04:39She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:53Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth, Madonna Mia.
05:02What's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senora.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Basta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20No.
05:21No.
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Bravo.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:31Oh, no.
05:32That's rude.
05:33Senora Caruso.
05:34That's rude.
05:35You're Cecilia.
05:36I'm Cecilia.
05:37She...
05:38Allora.
05:39So when's the way?
05:40It's tomorrow.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh.
05:43Then I'll come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:57Laura has sent it.
05:58Mateus, excuse me.
05:59Hey, Santa Maria.
06:00Who is such a bad kisser?
06:02I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:05Tranquil.
06:06Tranquilla.
06:07Tranquilla.
06:08Bella.
06:09You're a tourist.
06:10They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:11That's a silly wedding, eh?
06:12Hey, listen.
06:13You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:14I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:15So either we're saving each other.
06:16Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:17Hey, listen.
06:18You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:19I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:20So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:23Bravo.
06:26What's wrong with you?
06:45Once just once.
06:48Even after the prayer we get three times.
06:50What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?
07:01This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:04Santa Lucilia, what wedding?
07:07Francesco.
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:11Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:15Hi.
07:16Americano.
07:19Oh, Francesco, sì.
07:21100% Americano.
07:23Matteo, you drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal!
07:31And not today you bring this Americano.
07:35You call Bride into our family tavern.
07:38Now, don't speak Italian.
07:39We speak English for the Americano.
07:41But, brother, brother.
07:43Ma basta.
07:44Fratello, she's family right now.
07:46How could you?
07:47You have enough.
07:48We just do.
07:49This is our family cafe.
07:51I'm the only one working here.
07:52What do you know?
07:53We got no water.
07:55Water is in your head.
07:56It's fine.
07:57It's fine.
07:58Don't let the voice with me.
07:59You know, the echo here is too loud.
08:01Because this tavern is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:04Sick of these.
08:05I'm so sick of these.
08:06Maybe if you actually helped me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:17Work here yourself.
08:19And for your dumb wedding.
08:23So, your brother hates you.
08:31You steal.
08:32Police are after you.
08:34And you ruin your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:39This is not just a cafe.
08:44That's my father's life.
08:49My mother's.
08:51My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:08You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:14There was something familiar in this boy.
09:19Poor Camise.
09:20Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family.
09:25Where you're valued.
09:27And loved.
09:44OK.
09:45Okay.
09:46That was very exciting.
09:47I'm sorry.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49Are these your parents?
09:51Stay out of this.
09:52Yes.
09:53Yes.
09:54Okay.
09:55All right, papa.
09:57Are these your parents?
09:58Stay out of this.
10:01Yes, all right, papa.
10:06Mom.
10:07I'm sorry.
10:08Good.
10:09I'm sorry.
10:10I'm sorry.
10:11It's good.
10:12I'm sorry.
10:13There was always a sea of people here, a Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:22But after they died, they always wanted me and my brother to keep the Tavern alive.
10:32There will be new life, new weddings, new people.
10:37But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty Tavern alive.
10:44We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:53I know what it's like to live one life while dreaming of another.
10:59What's happening now?
11:05What was it called?
11:06The landeer.
11:08The landeer.
11:09I'm here, but it's definitely no objection to the moon.
11:14The landeer is ready to do too, and it's still easy.
11:16I'm here to just move my head.
11:18I'm there to keep the Tavern alive.
11:21We get out of the water, it's still easy to do too.
11:24And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:54Giordano, Signiora Giordano, we prego, maybe, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:07Mom, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:14At the gates you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:24What?
12:31No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:39Hey!
12:44Arancini?
12:47No, no, no, no, cup or not?
12:54Pasta alla norma!
12:56Oh, come here!
12:57Hey, hey, hey!
12:58I'm not done yet!
12:59Don't jinx it!
13:00But how?
13:01Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:02It was all in there.
13:03But Francesco and I, we tried cooking many times, hundred times.
13:07Tavern ever worked!
13:08The tavern emptied because of you.
13:10Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for
13:14your future wives.
13:15Only women could understand them.
13:16No.
13:17Not a woman.
13:18Not a woman.
13:19An Angela sent from the heaven.
13:22No.
13:23I'm not a woman.
13:24I'm not a woman.
13:25An Angela sent from the heaven.
13:26Hey.
13:27You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:28Maybe the Venice?
13:29Is.
13:30I'm not ihr know.
13:31Who knows?
13:32A day, hey!
13:33What kind of nice and dear pies is right did you?
13:34I'm not ryktig it!
13:35You'regrad yaktig it!
13:36She must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:38Only women could understand them.
13:39No.
13:40Not a woman.
13:41An Angela sent from the heaven.
13:44Hey.
13:47You want me to steal something for you?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
13:53Venice?
14:05Are you separating me for every five minutes?
14:08Of course.
14:11Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:15The real customers.
14:16Damn internet. Damn Italy. Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:30Oh, hey you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something. Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:39If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already, and I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:48It's not just the wallet.
14:50My wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:11In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:14Ciao.
15:15American.
15:18Hey, you.
15:19You're a local, right?
15:21Yes.
15:22I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26Wife.
15:27I don't understand.
15:28No more American.
15:29I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:34Allora.
15:35Mateo.
15:36Francesco.
15:37Francesco.
15:38As if wallet's weren't enough.
15:39You're stealing wives now too.
15:40Basta, basta.
15:41Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:42I didn't steal her.
15:43I love her.
15:44Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:45We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
15:46But she saved our tower.
15:47What?
15:48And what?
15:49And what?
15:50And what?
15:51And what?
15:52And what?
15:53And what?
15:54And what?
15:55And what?
15:56So.
15:57And what?
16:06And let's go.
16:07And let's go.
16:10Hey, Francesco.
16:12Go, go.
16:13Eh, Francesco.
16:14Go, go, go, go.
16:17I melted into that place, into the walls.
16:34The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:40There was so much love and family warmth.
16:46Something I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:56Hey, good evening.
16:59We'll see you later.
17:01Bye, bye.
17:02Don't forget to come tomorrow, yes?
17:04Yes.
17:05Bye.
17:06Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you.
17:14Just like as we all are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani.
17:20A domani, ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:22That...
17:24Mamma.
17:25Grazie.
17:26Grazie, mamma.
17:27Looks like our parents sent you from Amber.
17:31Golden Angelo.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Yeah.
17:41Yeah.
17:42Yeah.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Yeah.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Yeah.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Well, this all needs, you know?
17:56No.
17:57Si.
17:58But you know, you're in Italy.
18:01Nobody's in here.
18:03Nobody is in hurry here.
18:26He stole me just to give me my dream.
18:31And I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:35Afraid to breathe.
18:37To move.
18:39To move.
18:45To move.
18:47To move.
18:49To move.
18:50Because I knew the stream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:15Allora, tutti!
19:18Ma che cos'è?
19:19Salute Americana!
19:20Hi.
19:21Ma che cos'è?
19:22Why are you in distress?
19:24Oh, this address will do.
19:26Eh?
19:27Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:29Bellissimo!
19:30Si, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother's.
19:36We kept it in our family home.
19:40For you, because you are a family now.
19:44Si, si, si.
19:46Si.
19:47Va bene, ci vediamo.
19:52Allora!
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:05But I couldn't.
20:07I couldn't keep deceiving these people.
20:11Just to save myself.
20:12Hey, hey.
20:22Wait.
20:23Uh, you promised to help me.
20:25I sent you my wife's photo, and you didn't even reply.
20:29Oh, strange.
20:30I never received anything.
20:32Wait.
20:32Are you going to help me or not?
20:38You see, Sicilian police always help those in need.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:46Scusi!
20:46You've got to be kidding me.
20:56What?
20:56Ciao tutti!
20:58And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:16I stood there looking into his eyes, and I realized that for the first time in my life,
21:32I had met the one who made him happy.
21:34Forgive me, I'm so clumsy today, Miss Coozie.
21:39His first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:47She's my fiancé.
21:49What the fuck?
21:50His first kiss.
21:54The way he looked at me.
21:57His tenderness.
22:00And what happened between us that night.
22:04I dreamed of being with him.
22:17But I couldn't.
22:18I only had one thing to say.
22:21I can't.
22:24I'm sorry, I...
22:26I can't become part of your big family.
22:30Because family isn't to be deceived, and I...
22:33I deceived you all.
22:38I'm married.
22:41It's all fake, and...
22:44Matera only helped me to escape my husband.
22:47So you lied to me after all?
22:49No, no, Camisano.
22:50No, no, he did it for me.
22:52I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:58Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:03And here he is.
23:07Darling, it's all right.
23:11Come with me, and we'll leave this country, damn it, town, right now, okay?
23:18Forgive me for lying to me.
23:26Sorry.
23:32Hey, wait.
23:35What if it's not a lie?
23:37Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:41Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:45Cara, listen.
23:47Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:52What?
23:53What did you say?
23:54All above?
23:55She's married.
23:57She's married, for Christ's sake.
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him, but right now you're here.
24:05Incisible.
24:06Among three seas, among my family and...
24:09And my daughter.
24:11And I want all this to be yours.
24:15Hear me.
24:17I am yours.
24:19And I want you to be my angel.
24:21I'm not there.
24:22Hey!
24:23Are you visible?
24:24Huh?
24:25You a cop, do something!
24:26Faster!
24:27If they say their vows here, in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses,
24:36then your legal marriage is nothing!
24:40My child, have you been married in church?
24:44No.
24:45We were about to, so...
24:48Then, it's up to you.
24:52Let me be a husband.
24:53Yes.
24:57I said yes.
24:58What?
24:59It's illegal!
25:00It's illegal!
25:01It's illegal!
25:06Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:16Remember that.
25:17I'm Kira.
25:21And this is my Italian love story.
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